An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra + G) T2 Q- V! ]' q
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'& y% _. U& d8 p9 B4 z9 |, n; j
0 j) O+ s7 n" n2 c$ x'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ') R( E# A- [5 U! n/ s) H5 C
3 S! j) c- N l; \7 Gbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '* X {$ P! g( m& _! J8 f
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ( e1 Y7 Z: z9 H
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'