An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ! v1 v1 T/ q& M [ i1 B5 s2 J
; E6 o+ x, U7 F- \$ i; w6 L'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'8 u) ]! o6 B7 s5 ^6 o# C
: o6 I# B* q" \ R& G'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ; |, Q; L9 r/ l- t3 k3 j) \5 m' U5 G3 N* d3 Y* ]- _
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ( x' z4 i) Q% d; | U' C $ p* j \/ |8 y6 r) r
'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. / w2 u5 m, ?1 v1 } f- c/ X5 J
8 ]/ ^4 r" J- a" Y5 v7 lI just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'