An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra / C3 P" }0 G( ?2 a1 ?* B9 r' ? / x/ B& W8 W2 P, d. o h'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' v5 q0 g7 o0 a( z y
( u/ A& }$ m. y'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' ; ^, M& J0 N5 B6 W% o) O; h2 K% y$ \$ s. D& S8 b% I I# Y* n
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '' V& K( R1 K+ ?2 y ~
% A$ p0 O$ |7 q% J; @" {% E'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. # y) S0 I) D/ Y1 J; j. h9 P, g1 m9 |8 ?, N" p! |
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'