An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 5 ~* o8 H g! e- M' n: p5 u& b; I8 }& V3 H. L' J6 C
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?') W! u& f# y0 t
4 v$ P& }; {' E! ~( }'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '* t. U6 l& ~' ]/ p: m T
* y% P! Y' {! r/ S5 nbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' 6 z* m O8 m l1 o p- T4 i+ Z) U; J! N% H'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. : b6 c, f( o) N% x; x* X, [, A: o: w
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'