An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 8 g) e8 k" R- }& j6 T- f7 D- d
; ^( w+ {4 w. @6 X8 {2 k( ^/ k" @7 ]'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?' - k9 [9 S) h; h/ D. b: l5 C; n + C# U# g, f' o) B! ~1 ?: ^5 l
'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' / {& i% [6 k3 E- L) i( g( F, o M6 c5 m' B' N/ `/ @( Ebut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '5 N' t) |* X& I3 y
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. " _- Z; E6 h' W. U+ W2 D7 i0 B+ q1 `+ _; O( u2 Y& J
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'