An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 9 m$ B' Q9 y; y' x* W7 j
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' 9 Y- c& D7 v7 P- t& v2 `$ c/ m; @ # ~3 _6 j* Y! {2 h0 g6 Tbut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. ' ( R: ?: }7 |5 h; m3 R1 B7 p( I s4 q6 A4 u- U0 C'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. 9 E; Q8 Q: T8 h0 q$ [) x. N
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'