An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra . G& I; _* R3 `. x: z6 v# h
, N& M9 s% C2 D& v& v V! M'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'; A1 j- w) H4 }4 H4 t5 }8 I+ w
u& u: [- H4 [8 e6 x7 F: U5 @'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' - s6 H! ~7 A2 b/ R& y7 a% t2 j% n. u' [& n, ?5 t& g
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '( k2 `0 X) |" q# M8 t$ s
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ; g8 k3 p9 w- ^5 q
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'