An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra 2 ?+ I) X' Q, g8 I# |* W* Z , ~ h. p8 F2 S8 T'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'$ X8 S: W( b" f) c* g9 Z' }
1 F; c9 G p; r Z9 F# O'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist ' " n( w9 _! ?* { N5 i' N5 x5 E& ?. Y% n/ E* L
but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '. Y t4 u" Z0 g* y0 I& H
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. ' w4 n( h) n& T+ |2 v
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'