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An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'1 W5 |: R& I( m( t: z
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '0 O, m' ~+ l3 |7 s- e1 F
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but a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '
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6 D) m, E" p& T1 r'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.' |
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