An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra ' O$ O7 ~- v/ f' d
- e8 c2 Z$ u2 E" u6 r'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'& q" R( M2 ^* D& I1 S2 N* y9 O+ ^
2 w* }# j; _6 l$ t'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '3 _4 s9 n+ \% G8 ^7 k
0 `8 | f5 ^' {. h3 |$ ybut a quarter tablet will not give you a full erection. '* P$ [ h+ z, p: v l5 W
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'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection. , ~" t7 E5 W9 s: Y" p8 }( F/ N, t% M+ d
I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'