BUYING Viagra

秋染红叶

An old man goes into a drug store to buy some Viagra
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'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters?'
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'I can cut them for you' said Dan the pharmacist '

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+ [! F+ V: G+ m& s4 {4 |1 J'I am 96' said the old man.'I don't want an erection.
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I just want it sticking out far enough so I don't piss on my slippers.'

織紗千影

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