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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.2 x' P' U' L6 o: B
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 5 a0 ^' G9 b% g- Z& C
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.# p b/ d3 }+ F, ~! n2 j3 }/ k
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.+ n9 Z. q' M+ Y- \3 V
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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