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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
, V, k, l+ A1 _As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: 3 p! H2 S- U5 `/ h9 r
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.0 l$ {1 c2 h& p% U. Y$ {
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.2 w, M y9 U2 ^( q* C! z2 c/ P, W! c
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.: y% g+ X, K$ s6 ]
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'9 [9 K7 X' |: R# v" _7 H, [
- \# \* Q$ ]2 d; {' MSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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