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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
8 D3 |- u2 f* |3 iAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says: * e( h( i: \6 p: S4 o
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.$ R2 s2 P$ v+ H8 ~ A
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did. [: M) g4 K/ e
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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0 [- C; _+ z! V) D" w F4 vThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'+ ?+ I L3 l' |6 `
. G# h, T9 x% M! A: ~6 HSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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