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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
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The Cowboy says: 3 T7 z& H8 ?7 \. Q
'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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9 J, q0 `. }3 L# G9 U9 i$ I; @ x: x0 O gWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.9 B& r- I v0 a% D& `" _0 A
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.' |' z A, \: m- y' d8 U! S
4 ^* v1 O. d4 j$ OThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.', {7 }! V3 y6 [% H2 L4 Q9 F; O
J- r, H3 g9 x; D' i5 aSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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