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The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
0 m$ w& |' N uAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'$ P$ \& z9 e) S9 F" h1 d+ n8 y
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'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did. r* A3 |0 F4 ?" y6 h& W" ^
$ Y0 B& w4 {1 ]; ]We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
, Y" R: e" z: t% Z6 r, ]/ JThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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