 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
4 v8 f' R) Q" T F( K1 E- }3 x1 r+ Q; rAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
9 s* ~/ v7 |' u1 r! H, v, y6 R# H$ I+ w, W# h* o+ D! l
The Cowboy says:
( r: L! F5 o; E X+ I( _3 X'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.2 ]' y1 ?' Q. K0 u) h- e( X; @
. W7 r' l( [' ^ M6 v2 SWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
. r: U9 |* p0 P- W$ T
. \/ B( g% Y" a2 ^7 [$ n9 tThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.5 V% t' G" l# |0 L0 e9 P
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.( p: W6 I& t; S8 }* ~
) e2 K. Z6 y0 v) ]' T
Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
; D7 P8 i. g# d+ m) ]4 x, x) Z: j, o) ]8 h
Son of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
|