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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
( F- y2 O; U9 u; x% d* ^3 hAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'1 Z7 d$ j; [9 h9 `
Q, O+ ~. s5 ~' fThe Cowboy says:
8 h. B: s* ^7 A+ _* A0 v( B) K'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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7 y" b" R) G. X: P0 o6 c6 |% tThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
# i; t0 i, h1 s. L' fThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.
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" l0 g$ D2 x g. _* \5 OThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'; j; s* W9 Y+ i+ I; A
. Y0 w. V6 y8 r9 W0 a3 eSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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