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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
+ L* t' ~. u7 z7 @2 kAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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The Cowboy says:
{( J; H3 S* y7 G6 V3 D" M'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.2 |( s+ T' A* v9 Z5 |* Q9 F
' {6 C: M4 |! ]% ]/ U6 m0 g5 UWe go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.
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6 N' L, u6 z5 N% ?Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.
& ]: E, ? V+ m- ?8 l; z* QThen she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.3 e5 V/ Y0 z' p' o7 e# B$ E: n4 I
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Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.'
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9 x0 A8 p% r* U* YSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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