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 The Sheriff in a small town walks out in the street and sees a blond cowboy coming down the street with nothing on but his cowboy hat, gun, and his boots, so he arrests him for indecent exposure.
& V. V( D4 i6 B4 T7 R AAs he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you dressed like this?'
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( v* u; d( x9 c& ?" D7 YThe Cowboy says:
; u% `% e& c P' C- E D, a: t'Well it's like this Sheriff ... I was in the bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.. q$ x( e4 @0 G
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We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt so I did.4 t& Q. j: S6 v; v2 ~' X+ E
% s# R# Z" \" H* n* Y: mThen she pulls off her skirt and asks me to off my pants ... so I did.# L4 f2 k5 h6 O5 c& E2 j. j' U! ^2 j: v
Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts .. so I did.# r% f3 P3 O+ I/ i$ ^, W# O: X
5 S; e8 _, {7 X3 E3 ]$ X9 QThen she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town cowboy... ', and here I am.', P8 @! F. t1 `. f
. @2 \' _; k1 v J" B0 bSon of a Gun, Blond Men do exist. |
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