World Hardest Riddle

冥顽脑袋

I turn polar bears white
and I will make you cry.
3 t' O4 T2 D' x6 V& n+ m& ?0 ?) ?) uI make guys have to pee
5 e! G* m- `9 B0 G% g# e& B# w* xand girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
and normal people look like celebrities.
1 e$ O. {0 W5 |* g5 s. SI turn pancakes brown
5 i% ]( N1 Z1 d2 Q5 {, \% \and make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
1 x, b, K! F' p0 tIf you look at me, you'll pop.
$ e/ E! t3 y5 z: w- JCan you guess the riddle?

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Xbfeng

The best answer is: Time

小香菇

I believe the correct answer is no.

Dumber

What is this?

overtherainbow

HAHA ...WHAT A TRICK!

冥顽脑袋

The following bit is on the end of some versions of the riddle:

97% of Harvard graduates can not figure this riddle out, but 84% of kindergarten students were able to figure this out in 6 minutes or less.
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3 x# Z5 i. M# A( v1 cSo judging from that, the people who have been saying that the answer is "no" are probably correct.