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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.9 @) P- m1 Y- h. O& Z8 b4 Y
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."9 r, _* l' _$ q1 r5 t0 n
The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
0 d/ I0 f+ f- |7 y9 N; _& o7 Z. _The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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