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A man lies on his deathbed, surrounded by his family: a weeping wife and four children. Three of the children are tall, good looking and athletic; but, the fourth and youngest is an ugly runt.3 Z4 W) S) Y' n% `+ S( W6 U% E
"Darling wife," the husband whispers, "assure me that the youngest child really is mine. I want to know the truth before I die, I will forgive you if ..."
4 u- x5 v6 Z4 l% `- [7 J) ]The wife gently interrupts him. "Yes, my dearest, absolutely, no question, I swear on my mother's grave that you are his father."
0 k0 w# z8 A% {, z3 J$ V3 L3 {The man then dies, happy. The wife mutters under her breath: "Thank God he didn't ask about the other three." |
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