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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .! p1 [& f) J/ l* Z
MARIA: Here it is.
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& d( u' X1 @: o \: V6 lTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
0 h% G4 [* b- I: ~! G3 EJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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6 R# C9 Y( x, X: F7 P; QTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
0 s0 ]: d5 a+ F& v4 Q" UGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'& n8 V( M/ \2 o' p; w
TEACHER: No, that's wrong6 l% P& |2 X6 e8 i+ ^/ [% A
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.2 E% a1 w8 q: j! \1 ?3 w% Q( n- I+ H/ O
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7 ~# b) _ p u6 N! bTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, w- f0 ?1 f' C; LDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
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DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.) b# }. P3 T. [" X3 l
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.4 ?: N/ A0 g. p6 O3 r D
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
3 m. G( W9 J& J0 C8 z8 G; |0 T! fGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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# J& \8 Q7 a% r: d9 ETEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'' ?! s2 p. f; B- r" i
MILLIE: I is..
' b$ e3 d2 T! LTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'* `. `: q6 c/ E! M
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' 2 V) w( C2 E4 j0 h7 ~$ \. a
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
A N2 _7 z2 C3 QLOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. , g( i) A4 y9 q& @2 r' }
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4 t8 v& C3 b7 g8 A; a: ?TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# w- {! S. e x' m0 A. |/ ISIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
2 q$ R0 s% K/ W# e, BCLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.) V9 F1 E8 Q8 u, {
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?$ m1 N7 n- y; {
HAROLD: A teacher
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