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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .9 ]8 h4 _- I1 \. N: L! @. F3 s8 j9 M
MARIA: Here it is.
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5 b) c( m: W5 O! H4 [: HTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? 2 z/ K. |% P4 `1 F+ X K
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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+ Q) L6 L( g C! u! NTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'9 g9 I5 m; S; Q5 A- v' z
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
7 ^, M% h6 b& x/ ~ K" NTEACHER: No, that's wrong
: Z3 R4 ~9 `5 R2 C" UGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* y& l- [/ m6 Z1 q- h6 W( qTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
1 O3 e4 q8 q4 I, J# }+ U% v+ KDONALD: H I J K L M N O.1 h8 v# A8 m3 H' l
TEACHER: What are you talking about?! H% T* R! r+ v. f
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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3 k% `& ]0 i( V; ?/ _% D& L" ZTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
( r6 m+ x0 w2 {WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
# ^& c4 t! D# d3 V+ p) W' lGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* V) K W6 W9 k) q \# Q. ]8 l1 r" u
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
: ]" o) p. S% X3 X1 |MILLIE: I is..# J3 a1 ^# p5 j+ N! l
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'/ m* t4 W6 i7 T) t' N' b/ m. o8 l
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ! ]' P8 s S9 i+ d" W$ C# @/ b( `- K, Z
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? u z8 j& g* H% D/ v' ^ v
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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9 h" L" F+ h& Q h% A) nTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
7 w8 v3 }- u- F0 BSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.7 X0 Q+ g+ q, s3 J+ X4 U0 X
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" X% v# j8 _; r# K% m# G( ^TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?9 d8 `8 K0 W3 q, Y4 k
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* p7 D) A1 A7 E- \
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1 B' d. J) k# P! A* u3 \TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?8 v; @3 Q% `) i0 p0 A* R. N% h" G
HAROLD: A teacher
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