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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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" y. B' G8 s( d+ y6 @TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?% m+ G6 M7 n0 K5 m
CLASS: Maria.
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\ g, R: j$ ?4 A6 DTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 |! l! z. ]) ~1 w* XJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.( ~: m' E; H X
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'; R+ \1 C" x6 m; q5 V' a6 N
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'; R- t( [0 r- ^+ x/ e. r
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
% \8 A+ a7 q# F! f. iGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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* `& h* q8 `- \6 u$ OTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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TEACHER: What are you talking about?& a6 \) V8 n# w; ~( a/ ?7 M/ U0 }$ g
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 p* }+ ~* U8 M) STEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
* m: A" \; f1 GWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?* L/ t3 j1 K: c C5 o
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'& H1 E; P' K7 |" i+ U6 ?3 _
MILLIE: I is..
o; m, m$ h f5 d4 wTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'% V) L/ Q; I. G; ?9 t
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ( i4 T' T, u3 m# J2 r0 Q
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?4 l8 Z2 g- j3 }% P$ @
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand. 2 F& S J7 \) \5 J% x! ~; Y8 r
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?2 o* r6 F3 P1 \3 _% K
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.% j; J$ I' `* ~* A3 I. x6 W( ?
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?+ k) g# {9 h) H) [* D
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
7 K" Z% h% Y7 p. uHAROLD: A teacher
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