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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
2 S h* Y' R* @# ?7 r0 S' YMARIA: Here it is.
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! w3 ^ o. k' v) D, sTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
9 ?. z+ a3 D t3 Q" A) L6 E$ p3 Q" vJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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& C, B4 K; t& M0 ?4 Y8 C) P/ }TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
; t) b$ [1 l- L$ V4 V L% `8 J3 eGLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'6 ?% o1 t; r) r/ Y7 M, p6 X) x
TEACHER: No, that's wrong ~8 d' N T$ c0 P' @/ e
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it./ d+ z% I0 Z" L
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
( x7 x# I E0 H! WDONALD: H I J K L M N O.* h" T, Q1 I5 W, [3 ~) d7 L- Z) ?5 Z
TEACHER: What are you talking about?! F5 m" M$ R% d, f9 W
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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5 R& f9 ?% c/ mTEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.7 G7 i$ G, _- h1 j- D
WINNIE: Me!$ G: C1 P! I. ~
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6 E& b$ \! P o0 F; ~/ z3 BTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
! f, ], I- x0 J7 ?) l- h" Q+ j9 GGLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
% ]4 U" ^$ g5 j; u7 l" bMILLIE: I is..* ?2 P) `# C& G, R8 k0 E
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'5 O8 I6 S9 d0 E; F; M: T: Z$ Y2 ]
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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# ^1 K( M( A/ OTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
* k' ^' v2 G4 Y) |5 _LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
5 v8 Z$ V( l% ], L( W3 ZSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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1 ~: l1 G: U+ s1 G3 ~0 s, }' N% l2 vTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?% N# T. d% V- p2 o" V* T# B
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.* l- x6 E$ ?3 T; n5 `8 ~
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
( n# @$ |4 I, p; PHAROLD: A teacher
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