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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
5 a1 y, ~; _- b" d- L& t, M+ GMARIA: Here it is.
: y- Z. h$ c9 n6 A% i! [TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
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9 I- q( h* ]7 Y" j2 VTEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? ' ?7 }. b7 D; b2 y; H8 w7 Z* [* b
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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: _/ u9 N, G$ w" Z( o9 b) pTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?', V% @* T+ T" R, e7 {3 m; w9 y( E9 M
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'0 y2 @; s) W+ ^9 c# _; R$ o
TEACHER: No, that's wrong+ P3 b. m, T4 e, ?
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.' J7 b, W0 r5 H, u
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?. e; L2 s( I! c
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.- `5 C+ `: ~$ X3 J# M8 q! K
TEACHER: What are you talking about?% ^% |( E$ h7 t3 [
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.' A" v( c0 Z% H- Q9 P
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?# G4 \" v& M; O7 R( l! C, s3 }) j
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.4 H) r/ L8 d2 G5 e$ ]9 n8 z. E
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u$ e- P) t$ A: U/ L6 ~$ uTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
) S- v6 p! k8 vMILLIE: I is../ N6 m' J" [ W" x* v1 ]( _
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
8 L9 ?' N( _- j* N" U# `) hMILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' $ L7 x+ [+ w2 g: O
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) q! q, n! z; |, Q" \' B# vTEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
, v2 j" y" W$ h3 D- ILOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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% N# m4 h/ ~0 v1 {" ?TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
0 _/ d) b9 h" M' A3 JSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?7 s2 D: S! }% Z% b% k5 }* }/ d
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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+ b7 f# B2 C' v/ z8 ]TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
1 Q( v5 V' f( ]% r" WHAROLD: A teacher
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