Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA:       Here it is.
TEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
8 Z8 |* J# h7 Y, p1 o4 aCLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
( k6 Z. }: U) D/ wJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
  n! i- L- M0 l2 CTEACHER:  No, that's wrong
5 _% `' N* Y- v7 r4 P% dGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
0 P4 j8 _* I9 u6 tDONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
; n2 x( U" d  e9 Z8 y; h6 oDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
9 V9 O1 W( s( R2 O% pWINNIE:     Me!
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GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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6 S/ L# ~! r, N: u1 f% }TEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
1 \) Y8 A( f4 I5 l0 m0 lMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     
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6 @1 _) c* L" A1 _  M! E3 yTEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
8 X# R, P3 D* @4 a+ k: R. }LOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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TEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
) h7 V5 S) \. t6 z, O0 U: VSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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# j2 \4 ^3 d" N* t' lTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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% a+ k& O$ p$ q. T0 ?* g/ yTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD:       A teacher
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小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........
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織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)