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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .5 ^" y$ q N' o# i8 G
MARIA: Here it is. `# B, R. H7 ~7 X( k- \' V
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, H/ y) i R5 B% k7 N
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7 f; n$ Y" s6 A0 i* [3 ?5 s& _TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
+ Q4 N) `9 D" f% Y- W3 uJOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.; h2 p$ O! n6 _( v: M* _
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6 @9 w1 L& Y* r0 _- e" f% M: ZTEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'# a5 f1 F& B/ @$ A
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'1 T8 c0 b$ G& a; ^7 J
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
! C% Z2 x$ {* A2 `6 Y$ V$ W2 EGLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
, t2 @! ^& T, u* b7 l( { o/ hDONALD: H I J K L M N O.
. W. g) z8 T& F- Y- D1 R& y" z: gTEACHER: What are you talking about?$ H H* Q. U- P( z3 z' L Y$ [
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.# L0 v& T: k6 {6 |$ `4 B: w
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
/ D! p, u# M+ H, b. s" F6 ^( ^% kWINNIE: Me!
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3 v' |% I `4 ^( U6 FTEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?) M( v5 W1 _' r: p1 f9 ?- j
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.( o8 h7 k- |0 ]7 x, [
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'+ [) {% Y8 _2 S8 j: H' Y% B
MILLIE: I is..
) a9 ?3 x( J0 }8 M( C0 P# ZTEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'; V* v D, a) r" b" ~0 U7 A
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' ) w! }6 _! f% B- y0 j# r
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?% w# V2 U" H w6 Z$ i8 y
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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! d# U* ? M0 \3 d! C0 N- fTEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
& a3 k+ ?7 U$ r% m: i7 P, t/ FSIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.* O! O: H, L- f, n* z
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$ [' d) A; G6 r: K( u) M3 GTEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?: x e' G* D, C+ q3 ~% T' u
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.4 e/ ~4 s( ?$ a: M {
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
0 E, I4 \) B1 o0 E( kHAROLD: A teacher
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