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TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
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TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?, s* ?, X" l5 _
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? * S$ J) M0 p# d9 d
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'2 ?+ H$ X" s+ c1 F
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
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GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.1 K: e, |$ f1 [3 q1 q8 Z4 P& T. G
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3 D+ f2 i' \ p3 v9 h8 G0 WTEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
$ O- g) F( q I; E$ W: m' s7 |DONALD: H I J K L M N O.0 }, y9 t* ^. i+ K$ e
TEACHER: What are you talking about?* ^7 N* g! P& `4 [/ l
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.- a+ r9 j' E7 F$ ?
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
7 H/ u" v9 H+ n* vWINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
8 P) H# Y9 a: D( |GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.* w- H% w) D$ d0 O: [' Q& P! g' a0 M
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P0 Q# H& H" ^% ?# y( y' d, R* J& YTEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'4 L1 w$ W( u6 ?+ r* l' a
MILLIE: I is..$ ]. g3 l: x: \- h r
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
& d9 Z& M+ `' L5 r/ z$ ~% g: t# `MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' s: M* {& r; h: w: b% q9 T
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? d$ s7 u. Y8 P, E0 h. i6 ?$ y4 _4 D
LOUIS: Because George still had the ax e in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
# z; P$ a8 F# U. }3 W& [SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? G, p+ n. L# F4 d/ g) u
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.: m9 |. p6 G% E8 F# f0 s
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?/ u* R, A; N' L" v0 p) t q, I
HAROLD: A teacher 9 o! P4 o$ e t, s
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