Kids Are Quick

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TEACHER:   Maria, go to the map and find North America .
6 I/ e( {  S3 u* X; wMARIA:       Here it is.
7 m% O# n" ?; U# r" o# XTEACHER:  Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
0 k* g1 `4 A9 D6 \. ~CLASS:        Maria.
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TEACHER:  John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
: p% Q2 J" m- c3 m; r0 ?4 LJOHN:         You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN:       K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER:  No, that's wrong
; k  |) I1 r, [. \, E" qGLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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# d- u! M! U+ q  K& x1 [TEACHER:  Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER:  What are you talking about?
( _4 I) Z0 b7 V( W: r% VDONALD:     Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER:  Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
; }3 T+ c5 k% ~WINNIE:     Me!
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: b9 u( c8 v; Y9 B- vTEACHER:  Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN:        Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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" B5 [1 k+ h! w  C1 DTEACHER:    Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
! E6 g1 J: u* GMILLIE:          I is..
TEACHER:    No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE:          All right...  'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'     

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TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.  Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
' }+ T% _4 g# Z' hLOUIS:     Because George still had the ax e in his hand.   
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, I0 O1 p& d  {$ m' E. f3 cTEACHER:  Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
2 S& O$ U! ^) t2 |; s9 WSIMON:      No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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9 E3 k3 }7 G3 u2 M) lTEACHER:   Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE :       No, sir.  It's the same dog.
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7 Y9 s' z7 Z) l" N6 |0 Y* J5 jTEACHER:     Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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Dumber

Like them.

小老儿

Kids are really quick. Lol........

織紗千影

haha, sometimes kids are quite smart (in a way)