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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. 7 F# z) ?0 [7 e
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”2 |* C6 K6 P) r- l
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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8 U6 D* t6 l. M[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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