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Bad Relationship
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8 A" D# \" i$ uTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”9 I/ o4 B$ J+ F1 B2 `$ d+ r
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”5 V- V, ]# `9 O' i! c/ O
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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