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+ W8 a) F; b4 M4 f. R- Y' }Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives. , @- V7 B; ~) }* F1 Q n& A. v
0 i1 i4 I: I0 c2 ~7 sJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”) Q4 J$ V7 o3 |2 `7 y+ @1 k8 n
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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8 E! ?" Y9 M5 d1 P1 B”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today% ?- J I2 W4 Q7 x( A
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