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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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+ m1 J% P: @5 g8 b& x& Q$ C3 F; v) HJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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, i3 w$ ?0 z4 J; w& l. G* K) B* \& mAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”8 _1 a) s* ?0 C1 F
4 r5 X6 A- k9 T3 Q/ g- E+ `”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”" b; s4 u! _1 r; z9 \
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9 E. v1 `, j5 r7 e- h1 |0 e4 bThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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7 f+ v. I) A+ A3 d! L- U0 \9 r: \[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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