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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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. d# X8 h2 I5 ?' j2 I! T7 EJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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( y$ D* R% ^+ @And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”" S$ T( { {+ o% c
& D1 I4 T7 E. ~# Q# w”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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3 C* @) y' B9 c; ~[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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