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7 L" l" X$ X5 m% {; A' XTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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Jim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”7 T) m7 s0 v0 U: x7 v* l" q+ |
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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6 o* d ^7 i! f1 p- u$ L' o- |”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today: O/ r+ R3 [, S2 C3 ~
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