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Bad Relationship
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3 E# B, p, H. \Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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; B0 ~. i' g% eJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”0 C1 p0 l7 z& @$ a# W i5 s
* ]- @* _9 N3 J' m# |- s9 KAnd Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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+ o/ g1 x8 r5 Y4 j”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”" l( b3 e* F' C0 D4 g
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9 I, ~' i/ m/ {) b0 F- p9 TThe scale says: Sorry, no change today
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