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Bad Relationship
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Two men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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% X1 ~) p# v: E5 o, E) V# PJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today
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$ g+ [; ^- V' X" a6 W# E4 P$ Q[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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