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Bad Relationship
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# B& w4 p1 h& p# x) C: bTwo men, Jim and Jeff, are out shopping when they start to discuss their lives.
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0 L" C+ Y5 D E% C' WJim says, “Jane and I seem to be fighting all the time these days. I’ve been so upset I’ve lost 5 kilos.”
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And Jeff asks, “Why don’t you just leave her then?”
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”Oh, no! Not yet,” Jim replies, “Before I do that, I want to lose at least another three kilos.”
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The scale says: Sorry, no change today3 d' ~% A- @ O% C5 ^" X& A
0 x# u; H5 n, P[ 本帖最后由 billzhao 于 2008-6-6 09:39 编辑 ] |
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