Nine words women use

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(1) Fine:   This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
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! q* m" p# O; S2 M2 B. \* o(3)Nothing:    This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.   
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(4)Go Ahead:   This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!   
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* x0 j. C  Q  `+ q4 a/ j- D(5) Loud Sigh:   This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing.   (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

# d2 H0 \% D' v5 H(6) That's Okay:   This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.  

3 H; g4 J! x' Z7 ^, M(7) Thanks:   A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all.  DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').

/ K( ^  q0 D% S- q(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!
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6 S* n3 H- t$ T: S8 I8 `2 v(9) Don't worry about it, I got it:  Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3.

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