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(1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up." R8 F i0 A! q
2 b. R. q$ _" J1 {, [0 n) q& |(2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
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9 j: Q& Z0 g5 c" n- @3 q& S6 \% z(3)Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
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3 t/ I5 B; D) Z$ U7 t(4)Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! 9 v% `: g) _8 c7 g8 p' l
6 [0 k: ^2 x* {; \7 U(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men.. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)
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- L- E' r- s& |8 E: Y(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous state m ents a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
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(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' ... that will bring on a 'whatever').3 C3 X; g8 G( H) Q
7 F0 {+ U3 r* b3 o$ O1 M" h6 x(8)Whatever: Is a women's way of sayingF* YOU!7 x# b- d, o" |. `. N
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(9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
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