Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
7 X- k9 K4 @% [. E; E! I  nA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

$ S7 y3 v$ n+ i0 CQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
. u' Y1 _5 f+ k* Y# \1 }A: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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( x! X' D1 o" Z% ~' E+ x; h* n+ {Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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8 d$ i$ @, I: d# m7 g( zQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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) T* e2 A1 ?* A* y. K+ W2 Z$ N# _/ z) QQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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