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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?% r4 }3 O* ^% N, c
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.7 N& p8 q& b. C4 T* B
When you are done you will have a place to live.: T! N0 b' D2 _$ s& K
+ `. ~) h3 [4 Z+ F x+ kQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 ^4 s8 W. z1 S2 q4 b$ B9 H `1 ZA: Tell him you're pregnant." L& D8 L S$ |/ t
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?+ S4 V9 V" }% e, ]5 Z* c! S
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.& g+ t6 C7 Y5 a' @
; f$ V+ h( H1 _. C0 GQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
8 Q$ R7 p1 c, e" h% q1 OA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
6 O4 L" A4 m% j9 w7 `$ X, {4 }A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.+ Y' n! f9 U" A. X/ Z. @
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?5 _7 J3 Q# ^& a% { y+ ~
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.4 w# \4 u2 F( ` @5 x H
2 l: @( U1 u( U" L- }) w; W5 Z2 fQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
/ P8 M9 l, K# s- ~4 E2 F( G% nA: Their foreheads.
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& Z2 c& l* k+ V: s7 fQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
/ I5 C; x" Y. N. B, H* R' D* ]1 Z% k" wA: "I remember these." |
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