Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
7 y0 _' ?7 a" h9 b8 eA: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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! M# f; c0 b* t& M6 }Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
2 k, u' Z1 V: ~  j4 J, W5 r8 o% B9 gA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
) ^0 h5 V& R& h+ e1 K/ k  CA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
3 J+ b1 `  Y: z/ }: qA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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* Z/ w3 t; Z9 w! ?% FQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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8 n. z: J  W9 \( n  s! qQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.

Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
A: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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