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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?- z# }. }6 }5 y7 v
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
2 a6 P* w+ `( I When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?( h6 T6 [3 Q& P; W$ g3 m! i- v
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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7 Z, ^ C6 _/ _. `5 Q$ l( }: ZQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?5 |- g- C5 y6 e: v* _: v i: U, l
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
( n- A) \5 p( ^) a: H7 B' d) JA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.6 b W. N9 W" S8 f& W
3 k s. `8 J! Z9 G( b+ x* l; }0 C* wQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?/ }- w2 G4 T( s2 D7 k5 l
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.. p9 R; I0 A$ D4 L
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?* l8 k: C3 v6 i) v( f* d# q
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.1 `# m6 k, }0 t& P7 ~1 J. b
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?2 d7 n- @! s3 r' e' K
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
. q+ l' c0 z! G, u7 LA: "I remember these." |
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