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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?. n9 \, D/ O% k7 \5 i8 U" ~
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.! W) C/ [+ u+ H* P7 a2 J# ?
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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. O& |1 F- _ W4 K$ TQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
. Z# l$ Q1 Z8 h8 eA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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& Q2 x. C5 S4 ^4 Z1 g- }& HQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
1 F4 u' w) y1 n: P, }A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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+ F' a8 o. w( [* KQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?2 x' v& U8 k* G7 E9 e4 s4 \
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car." S: _* l8 v4 d
* p: p' x6 }, E2 z% J; p) Y5 @Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?: O. D- R8 }# T' \( e- d
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem." J) O2 ^& C5 A0 M4 h+ a) T
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
8 A1 L3 P' n! t) z& ^7 TA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.% Z1 M. I' G# |% J; f6 H
6 g1 v5 N% C1 s* @& u6 x; DQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
; \5 v' h& M# o: R. NA: Their foreheads." _" t9 \7 U$ r
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
7 d- P4 {4 H( v* m( l- }8 p* H/ x- n3 FA: "I remember these." |
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