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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?3 D& t& i2 d" H9 t) s$ }
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.9 y% O( u o! x8 q( w0 X4 B( e3 q4 n
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$ \: N* q# N+ J; ]. m- D, ^Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?0 j, w2 W0 e6 X2 a3 H/ W
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?; R: ^+ q) ~3 L% k' L& U
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.0 Z/ P/ B3 R; o2 r' ^& k, M* h
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?( J# N! ^8 h0 o5 X' o9 Y. z
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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2 t; b6 a% p3 o; OQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage? A4 g% K) d. g6 B% C- u. M
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.6 D1 ^; p F2 k$ t F, q8 m
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
3 K; q ~ L4 ~5 ]: sA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?5 Q$ M- S; F9 t
A: Their foreheads.
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?# d; c* o3 ]8 w) p( j9 R7 L
A: "I remember these." |
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