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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?/ v7 N0 K. \1 I" i* J+ ^
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.8 N, ]0 @, f6 o2 \( K
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
8 z& H, I1 t, {7 f Y; b# o& k3 |3 UA: Tell him you're pregnant.
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?1 t4 y! m E" s
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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" \! H. o. }8 P4 U4 t# w( dQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
5 E* W2 B4 l" |/ bA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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" N4 F- w4 o# d3 a, Q# g KQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?" N& V& h. |$ D- b6 _, g
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.- ]5 @2 U0 w$ h# C x3 O
) O M4 ^; ~0 K( E1 {Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
7 L9 t% A$ {' b- Z7 uA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.* s; _% c2 R$ ?" D
3 [/ _; R: s6 q* A2 S% F& a4 ]. q0 IQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?5 W# T# [7 n' X0 Y7 F
A: Their foreheads.0 u* a8 h! |8 Y! F
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
+ d/ `0 s6 J# f4 B) ?, DA: "I remember these." |
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