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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
6 D# y$ B- d$ ]A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.9 e( J& _: A. R
When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
* T& c5 ~5 t. U# ]* U7 d) Y4 JA: Tell him you're pregnant.# g2 |0 K( O# K% n
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
' q: j! |, h7 gA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.' O- e$ }/ f# C
2 z+ J. z, I- u2 P) T& N9 mQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
3 y0 d7 J" u2 R7 ?A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.; Y7 H0 D( G* o6 y# V4 a" y2 K
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
w8 }& h% x: U& I H; Y! o+ wA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
0 I% D! w. e) C. m. SA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.: ?# W0 R) M3 F& q7 u' n' n
: v. M8 M7 X4 d9 Z% Z) q1 Z) d+ R3 TQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?8 T: k7 z# l) I, x9 n% ?$ ~
A: Their foreheads.3 \ I9 H9 w% D' L. O7 B
; Y( r3 t* h: ?Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?* u5 E0 z" ?- C5 X" k9 R
A: "I remember these." |
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