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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?) T& [2 I& P/ h2 |
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement." y/ v9 v. g3 r' e% o0 j
When you are done you will have a place to live.7 V, }* r0 P+ o d
( r) |4 K9 X7 v! K+ I; {Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?0 q" x7 }+ { {5 V2 l" O- j
A: Tell him you're pregnant.
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; g) R' t1 p G eQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
4 e! o1 s/ r5 S+ @A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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7 s% H$ ~- p$ H/ M8 @Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?3 R/ y, K/ a5 ~
A: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
0 {; O7 K ]2 Z, @& J; Q) p4 p4 ]$ {A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem. O- A$ h8 S$ H8 R; A* B% q0 V
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?0 B. e2 P6 w; A- S2 _
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.' ~! o7 t/ f) W$ d
5 }+ C/ I" f, Q; [- V1 XQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
" Z) i4 u, f# g0 ^ E* g2 RA: Their foreheads.2 c! N6 d$ x; X$ B% a+ z
( o5 {' Z' e5 m8 A& j9 g- IQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?3 ]4 A1 d* a1 N1 m+ W
A: "I remember these." |
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