Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
     When you are done you will have a place to live.

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8 ^4 s8 W. z1 S2 q4 b$ B9 H  `1 ZA: Tell him you're pregnant.

Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.

; f$ V+ h( H1 _. C0 GQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
8 Q$ R7 p1 c, e" h% q1 OA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
6 O4 L" A4 m% j9 w7 `$ X, {4 }A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.

2 l: @( U1 u( U" L- }) w; W5 Z2 fQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
/ P8 M9 l, K# s- ~4 E2 F( G% nA: Their foreheads.
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& Z2 c& l* k+ V: s7 fQ: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
/ I5 C; x" Y. N. B, H* R' D* ]1 Z% k" wA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.
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prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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