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发表于 2008-7-9 11:01 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
; X. k; p1 C* f  q' i7 n9 _A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.
: Q) R4 c  O( L0 ~     When you are done you will have a place to live.5 S+ G3 S. d3 l2 F

: I8 O" X! h$ k! GQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?1 T4 Y' s; c* z7 N) ^5 K
A: Tell him you're pregnant.& B5 z; H* l* Q
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?) i1 @" `2 c2 ^$ h" W; V
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
0 }6 r$ M% G. [9 A# P( jA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.* ~, R3 i( w6 K* b5 r/ \
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Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
3 M" q. D  Q2 n! ]0 ~A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.# p- \' {& q4 C  f: j5 R0 ~6 |

# H8 W6 `6 g$ w! G7 `  kQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
6 g8 G: g* N3 M- T/ {8 g( vA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon./ m8 |  F0 P' g
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
* r, C; Q5 i# G" f/ I: UA: Their foreheads.1 H) A$ B# y5 K" m
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Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
3 U7 _" s$ Y/ V' a4 WA: "I remember these."
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发表于 2008-7-9 11:30 | 显示全部楼层
That's exactly what I am now. $ s7 U4 y! [, \; R' d4 ^$ ]" E
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发表于 2008-7-16 13:35 | 显示全部楼层
interesting stuff. Ding
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发表于 2008-7-16 19:00 | 显示全部楼层
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