Fifty plus

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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?
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     When you are done you will have a place to live.
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Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
A: Tell him you're pregnant.

# L, S+ C4 v, C) k& f- i2 EQ: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?
* }. x4 O6 d4 U, H3 fA: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.
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" {& v6 }5 k7 U6 h, k; dQ: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
* B. ~$ s% R! X3 j" H! D, kA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.

: u4 L" ~4 v2 l( tQ: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.

5 F5 H9 Y) j8 Y# Q* l2 O+ L# X' AQ: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
6 M0 `4 G7 N. e6 `- GA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon.
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Q: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?
A: Their foreheads.
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$ `8 N* Z- s7 F3 }Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they  enter antique stores?
# G% r0 t: j+ [/ KA: "I remember these."

小老儿

That's exactly what I am now.

prouddolphin

interesting stuff. Ding

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