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Q: My wife is going through menopause. What can I do?& V: z& \; S* E4 L! K" ?+ m Y
A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement.: x$ s, j. P5 Q3 w6 I
When you are done you will have a place to live.: e: G* }) D v$ k3 t" _4 n
. e1 C: d/ S! V3 j5 s, nQ: How can you increase the heart rate of your 50+ year old husband?
& { g! |; u( }: T% p0 M% SA: Tell him you're pregnant.2 F- f9 S( r6 \& R1 Y) x: A
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Q: How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle every time you walk by a mirror?5 C# g( D/ q4 ~& H0 ^
A: The next time you're in front of a mirror, take off your glasses.4 P1 R4 X g, y3 N+ W1 F( y, S
8 ?0 t0 ]$ a% ^2 b2 B3 ?/ h8 \# |; }Q: Why should 50+ year old people use valet parking?
. T7 c: x! O' M0 eA: Valets don't forget where they park your car.+ j# |, ^# c5 [
, t j F' H' _Q: Is it common for 50+ year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
: z( u4 `% D; w i- l8 kA: Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving it is a problem.; ~9 w) j. m! O8 {# l* c
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Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
, G# `* b$ \( V0 D: YA: Yes, but usually in the afternoon., P; X- [7 c9 G% U$ P& N
0 W* S/ Q( S" [! R) [- IQ: Where do 50+ year olds look for fashionable glasses?! i e' ?* `* c5 E
A: Their foreheads.# h% M2 o/ w. F0 D5 C) E. ?" A
/ v; P. h- h [& B2 `" @Q: What is the most common remark made by 50+ year olds when they enter antique stores?
# C' M9 r# V+ z" e; vA: "I remember these." |
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