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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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+ A- a6 D; G! i3 V: p1 JWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. % p( S$ W5 U0 d/ ~! C
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. " J0 e% Q3 B3 r8 g( k/ Y! f
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. % u# A4 `& ^* R/ J4 J
% H6 E Z( K9 S7 h5 @A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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/ K6 W# P5 o7 b6 [5 m1 }Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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