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: o& U8 l0 T( m6 i0 h* mWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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& I: Y. a' z2 w2 D; \Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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9 v X1 p( V2 hToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. s! I" v# C/ D- C
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 5 G3 y% q# S, b- _4 d
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 0 b) i$ B; k) X& w% Z+ D7 V! o% D( A) j
! A6 ~8 j) q/ cOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. " W. }1 U$ u Z! Z
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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