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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 4 |) h( ?5 d4 E1 k$ `9 c# c- \
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. ; V3 \6 U) R! k3 F/ ~4 b0 K! m
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. ; |2 g( o; D9 v" p% r. {; z- S+ W
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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