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8 `8 f+ a0 ]. x! K" }Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 8 h9 l0 T8 z1 w N+ \3 u$ q5 F
$ J$ R5 N( X+ |' H8 ~: ATrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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, [% \( Z) h! `3 ]When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 4 o0 g0 r' j$ i: W, F1 {- Q
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. 7 r3 i# P( N: B7 _ \% `
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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