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2 j- }) u' h3 T HWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. : z: \" w. ^% f9 R
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. $ @' m. y4 m* \" c& x3 [
, D J% `$ K) v9 k( @$ @4 kToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 4 n& ] g4 i1 \2 j4 k- s
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 5 F$ l7 g3 h% B k2 j/ S. ?
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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