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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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! H8 W$ T* w, \! k# RTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 1 b, K2 `. _! N! m* ]& p
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. N' ?! h' X( u+ f* L7 @8 I/ ?
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When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. & x4 h" ~! |( D g7 P
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 5 h) }. F5 h# h: l! d
9 N! w" \3 i# S8 M# K& @7 D5 H; J3 J8 QOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. + ^* e2 G1 I# f. M9 r
3 H7 ^# ^3 f0 d) S9 L( PA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. , A* ^2 |0 q* R
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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