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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
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* k9 ?7 W; J/ @! _ WTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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# ^( @! Y9 W) L$ s4 e5 cToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 8 N( \9 S" ~4 b, G
0 t) L; B/ K; U: S# U/ cWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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! v6 j# G5 b: X% p0 J. @) p- W O6 _On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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$ g& A6 P7 [5 H" c jA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. Q% t2 K& Z. i+ L7 I5 K; O# O: o
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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