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- X7 x9 w0 F! }- E; O9 AWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. 3 [( q- Y8 `; D/ Z; l0 e
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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0 P# G) j2 Z" LToo many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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: H. g* G) y6 Y% D' LWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. , l1 y3 p8 p4 W& b& [
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
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& e) _ v! @% qOn anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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