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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. ! X2 e+ @/ s$ E w) k6 _0 J& Y
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Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
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0 J: M; m/ n, S4 A( H( s9 eWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. . t. C2 ?' v: S+ J$ b F
1 ]' ^6 L- T2 uIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. % Z3 h* D3 w& w) M! |4 \) [' O
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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! z. M+ f5 O& M- V; P& I) p/ k" pA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 8 h0 B+ [- o9 E% Z7 h6 q
7 z: M6 @# N9 a: ?3 e8 t" b4 jMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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