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Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. . k2 F; j" R; r; ? r0 h
( m: {" \7 j v# Y9 {Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. 9 v% s! {1 s* s4 [9 H) q5 }5 E
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. 4 z. z6 _. }+ U$ T7 H7 m8 l8 W% t
: Q. ^( i+ A1 G7 KWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. 0 K$ y/ Q" a6 T" T8 Z! ~
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. : X8 }2 j. j7 q' a5 U+ W
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. : @' h2 M1 e- b
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A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. 8 R9 e* D7 x+ \- J) V
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Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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