 鲜花( 0)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
" [" }2 e1 F. W8 j/ B; J& ]& n; [. F5 i, y& h: H
9 ]; r5 _" q) |) P9 k% Y
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.
0 }$ K1 L4 C3 ^! {
3 u8 x& M$ E! Y1 i, s$ hTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. " n+ k; J9 |3 G' @! n# v$ h8 X
) K8 u4 u# g( T) w% D7 Z+ E$ R
Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.
9 K7 O( J& V$ _4 m
- {2 ~1 \4 t) vWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.
5 C L, H+ n2 Y0 D- Y
( i) E y' r) Z$ u& TIf a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.
8 D1 h1 S3 v3 l9 u- d/ H* ?+ c! z: c/ A& O
On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present. , k4 t, t- I* X2 b
, B. s* t. {) F9 _: _1 y
A foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'. $ {; O! \5 K3 d" E/ r" V( t
( x/ }* M) j0 t1 X; X \$ Y
Many girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2008-7-16 12:23
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2008-7-16 18:56
