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 Wisdom from Grandpa...
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* q& x% F, p5 pWhether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries. . M Z. ?; K: H
4 t& l7 G, z- l/ N& b. n8 WTrouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar. , w5 e5 f9 U: c T- Q+ |7 S, L
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Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good. " V0 C& s3 e8 w4 B
+ E" d, S. g$ B0 i! Y( L2 X# AWhen a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. : T- r. `, |5 \$ ?* b9 b' k
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If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag. 1 q# h8 ^3 x- ?9 X
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On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.
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1 s# I- i% _* C* X3 N* \; nA foolish husband says to his wife, 'Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna 'work'.
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. r9 g) r2 Q% }, kMany girls like to marry a military man - he can cook, sew, and make beds and is in good health, and he's already used to taking orders. |
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