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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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; F2 Q# }3 u) s/ Q9 \George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
. a" c9 p: v" m: B h! h/ I; _4 c# XCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. & s3 { _8 @: W: o) t1 \8 B {
George: Great. Lay it on me. 4 k$ G! d# a8 Y! O: g% x# W; h
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
/ G& F9 q3 {) j0 c! i4 ?George: That's what I want to know.
' Q9 K* p8 A! f9 r4 ~7 k5 @Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
: R! n' e5 n; d7 wGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 3 z0 p$ Y5 }0 E% v! W3 H" N; S( X; E5 V
Condi: Yes. ' b* c/ T* i7 V* ]4 Q0 Y
George: I mean the fellow's name. 0 e# N$ r4 p$ K3 e5 u* _
Condi: Hu.
* v1 ]6 Y# u4 x1 UGeorge: The guy in China. 6 x- ^4 V" h& o6 f v: G
Condi: Hu. 8 Q& r: f6 u9 W/ L) y
George: The new leader of China.
F8 R6 _0 ~; z/ c) xCondi: Hu. 2 x. m9 y+ R: c1 w0 F
George: The Chinaman! 0 L) ]+ ^6 ]) C/ i0 Z* Q
Condi: Hu is leading China. 2 m' h$ J U3 V
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
4 x: ]8 g% ?# I$ @5 K5 y ?Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. , U4 u+ ] u, v/ E
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- O& l$ v/ ]4 ^8 {& r( W, k5 ^0 KCondi: That's the man's name. / c- b! F3 L, D7 t+ m
George: That's who's name? # I4 O4 h# e& c
Condi: Yes. - d% }. S- h0 P
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
T+ C# V8 r4 MCondi: Yes, sir. ( ~+ x/ @0 s! {6 A' B8 L
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
* f$ u( P8 r- Q/ j9 _/ qCondi: That's correct. , E+ i+ f X: H2 t+ K
George: Then who is in China?
8 B) D" Y) I; v& K M9 m: WCondi: Yes, sir. & f* T9 A. o/ c% e
George: Yassir is in China? # R: W8 m' ]% ]7 b& e: s1 ~
Condi: No, sir.
& i/ R, h! g3 n: h% ~3 [George: Then who is?
+ l# d$ z4 r: L/ D0 vCondi: Yes, sir.
' `) _9 l* V$ B) \George: Yassir? 5 u7 F& \ P5 \, T2 i+ w! Y" ]6 d
Condi: No, sir. ) E+ e# k0 ] @% R6 H
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
8 w+ A' z0 \/ y- D% X8 `- V" }Condi: Kofi?
5 V+ H- J& J1 M' UGeorge: No, thanks.
3 M5 k9 K- z/ p9 o+ e7 ACondi: You want Kofi? . z8 M1 g1 h) s& C- N
George: No.
! C/ \3 W9 H) u- e# T9 oCondi: You don't want Kofi. ) m t$ Y( ?/ k4 a. z2 a
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
4 P1 X$ ~4 f- d: {4 j. cCondi: Yes, sir. & N5 O; D4 T y8 l
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 7 K. P) E6 }& ^& k
Condi: Kofi? , J' d' C+ V/ t
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
, u% W, f2 G/ k1 |: l/ q X7 w; vCondi: And call who?
% ?% M0 R+ v. Q' s0 W) q; E" f1 eGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? " m: F# Q9 j# w% P5 P7 f' i* E% T
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. ! G1 a/ _' f% S$ g0 |) r
George: Will you stay out of China?!
4 v, l5 V( m6 i! JCondi: Yes, sir. 4 v f M; ^* o4 Q
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
7 k3 a+ H0 N' c. C Y6 f( Q5 P% _Condi: Kofi.
* w; F0 L$ I0 E, }/ HGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 6 y1 C3 n( i2 B% K9 o# i
(Condi picks up the phone.) & y/ }1 u, N3 A$ T/ K( ?% _ @1 D( K) I; E
Condi: Rice, here.
0 R0 P% J8 o5 T3 Y: JGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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