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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
& b o# ]- G8 @' B" n, S9 \Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. ! l, f6 f) B3 z; r4 e, F
George: Great. Lay it on me. % `, c; c! |1 ^! Z( M' R$ l7 h
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
/ y# J- W' {& b, i2 E- Q, E6 g6 QGeorge: That's what I want to know. / t: `1 x9 c. }8 C# g
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
- S$ T, }( \& {George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 3 w' e. ?$ W6 E; L% M5 ?& g. M% f
Condi: Yes. * U P! h/ X9 N* c* h
George: I mean the fellow's name.
. Z5 E% c; V+ C% X. b7 E! y4 ^7 nCondi: Hu. L1 Z) O1 i2 o3 m+ M' ]. D
George: The guy in China.
% ]0 k% G, Z) w7 e _2 HCondi: Hu. # r+ J5 v! T9 S3 L
George: The new leader of China. ; ^0 }0 @' {( i$ W
Condi: Hu. 3 S' |3 I, k! o, l, k0 Y, I
George: The Chinaman!
. `) I4 n2 o" f4 S5 ~: w9 dCondi: Hu is leading China.
+ L$ H+ U5 E4 ^" Y% oGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? ( @: W- J: E2 M8 G- X% B# l
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
/ z J ^3 ? _; G, P! z2 t. a* oGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
5 W/ i+ Y& Z* y# a6 B) x4 E8 `Condi: That's the man's name.
3 l# j, _+ @; ~' @ MGeorge: That's who's name? ' v) i. y! a/ a. S1 O; h1 w, S
Condi: Yes.
9 @. ?- R! A p5 \George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
+ T$ c8 P* ~7 N& [Condi: Yes, sir.
# B/ ?0 y: z: _7 QGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
6 J) k2 F2 T3 q' m! k h8 [* ~Condi: That's correct.
2 w% l# k; J$ v. xGeorge: Then who is in China?
% X2 m f% Y* pCondi: Yes, sir. 3 r c/ C( g6 o2 T& ?) y$ T
George: Yassir is in China? $ e! x+ o7 u d# L. F+ b
Condi: No, sir. - P% i0 K" ?) y! I: `
George: Then who is? ( j: |7 n, g! R+ W
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 M6 F& M8 [ f. M2 B M- ?3 JGeorge: Yassir?
4 X* ~: f- o) G8 ?! a B5 z3 G5 y$ lCondi: No, sir.
) _% {9 {- P) e4 k1 I, VGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. 6 {7 S/ F; t; L: }* ]% t0 f8 X
Condi: Kofi?
& |5 U3 W M/ ~& \1 `- N! ~George: No, thanks.
% Z7 Y; y5 Y7 c7 _* G: bCondi: You want Kofi? $ T3 _4 E: Q+ U- h
George: No. % b: t! g2 W; Z" z3 a% M! ]$ M
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
" `" n" z* T: n5 eGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
- s# z4 N+ h* E! Y: C' R* R) E3 ~Condi: Yes, sir.
+ q0 Q" ~- l9 q, V3 @George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
2 \# A' m4 X2 \. O3 }- i( QCondi: Kofi? ) B5 V( q9 F6 b3 g
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ) e0 `3 p; u0 ]$ t8 X8 G ]: Q
Condi: And call who?
% H9 G' g" c4 P6 W4 g/ g$ ?George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
! M1 M& A9 {9 tCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
% [& H5 T. U @2 B4 N; T" [George: Will you stay out of China?!
6 Y' M& f' m2 D/ W& L8 bCondi: Yes, sir. 8 l+ h" |) }# |0 F
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
% ?; R) R' f. O+ H7 x+ ?2 a+ B8 RCondi: Kofi.
) D$ B. \2 a% j% nGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. & J' _6 H; v" f# Q% u
(Condi picks up the phone.) 9 d2 Y3 u k; K5 _7 K+ c4 @! H
Condi: Rice, here.
$ ~( U! d0 r& w1 BGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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