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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
) ?7 j8 F7 g! H+ GCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
George: Great. Lay it on me.
+ W2 b( n7 w% H9 r/ nCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
! w$ M8 ~2 d* {8 EGeorge: That's what I want to know.
6 g+ d, }! R1 TCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
: P$ v0 O" ^# q# X3 N& [Condi: Yes.
$ p" g# O# N9 `6 E- cGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
: b2 X& W7 X2 l1 W4 XGeorge: The guy in China.
) b4 x1 J2 O6 z( \+ h1 C& GCondi: Hu.
& M6 K9 x( P" [. RGeorge: The new leader of China.
0 e; T7 l9 i" H) v' S. ]( A0 iCondi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
: ?( c/ {" N7 z6 ]- H$ NCondi: Hu is leading China.
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
3 D  {  }( p0 e' iGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
8 H( @% ?5 d5 ^8 R5 d" A1 Y" e/ Q6 wCondi: That's the man's name.
1 k$ u( R+ l! d1 I! R7 j7 [George: That's who's name?
Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
. j; f) Z# d* q6 qCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
Condi: That's correct.
4 |9 e4 O4 _2 q8 f$ h0 CGeorge: Then who is in China?
2 j8 K, X; J& t, ]8 z" HCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
: z8 \5 W8 j% t+ GCondi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
/ F3 C: A. g, {George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
" L  |8 }* J5 \# \3 Y+ lGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
9 e2 i8 B& ]  }% TCondi: Kofi?
8 p$ ~1 c1 Y' CGeorge: No, thanks.
6 m3 D. x% ?( m  W, eCondi: You want Kofi?
! }# [  x2 e- ~" Y- ^$ y) p/ gGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
, X2 k4 R+ y& S9 P8 q( xCondi: Kofi?
4 h! o1 h4 C1 o/ J/ k9 OGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
; a/ C9 H4 x" w. |: mCondi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
) ]% v% @5 n# U  VCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
/ y6 J/ G( ^3 v/ oCondi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
# L" {: P# x6 T5 E: I2 YGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
5 h2 C3 D5 u- u7 E' ICondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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