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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) " P% B1 g" P8 T* T4 n% y% z4 T1 h
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
0 m, ~+ ~0 G! Y8 GCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. $ j' d& x; M( ] _
George: Great. Lay it on me.
+ T. X" ?1 i+ P/ V7 RCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
% d- i, @: R8 N! z) @+ |# ]George: That's what I want to know. 5 b3 o3 X! @3 e4 _; M% R
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
: x' k: E5 B1 q# I: ~George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
# u5 [3 [$ N# b/ n+ O$ L8 n0 c' CCondi: Yes. 9 U" E9 ?6 p+ m$ I# [) A
George: I mean the fellow's name.
4 g' j Q2 f" m6 VCondi: Hu.
) C' L4 s7 J/ E FGeorge: The guy in China. , U7 U7 r( P8 O2 S
Condi: Hu. 5 y: i5 a" T. ?* Y
George: The new leader of China.
4 G- k) q3 R% m2 r+ I$ ~Condi: Hu. % e2 w5 \/ \. S2 n% h8 G: y1 F4 j
George: The Chinaman!
5 s' B& s# s: I# H {9 gCondi: Hu is leading China.
1 r* h' k1 B8 K$ ^George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 7 p O( T I7 D% A
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. + O) T7 R+ q/ N( z! }
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
# N9 u" M4 A/ j* A. \Condi: That's the man's name. 1 R* j, u5 _+ N$ @6 z
George: That's who's name? 4 P# D$ `& h+ w, b- u h. W! c
Condi: Yes.
) a$ ~0 S: k% B* G" G: m+ ~0 L1 fGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ) ]# h2 j) J- v
Condi: Yes, sir.
! a. v9 g5 \1 I6 o8 K) L5 k+ sGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 7 `! o% U% E2 s6 ~1 ~
Condi: That's correct. ( e9 r* ^8 C7 p% v1 W& ?
George: Then who is in China?
* i8 M5 o+ A5 O, i& U6 xCondi: Yes, sir. 6 |" r8 `8 b; Q+ T/ T) ^2 K; C
George: Yassir is in China? . c5 _7 r0 M, o& t- Y6 b, o1 `
Condi: No, sir. 2 |6 [( ], j9 ]6 o1 A+ {
George: Then who is?
" l# G+ f* h0 H5 @6 s$ H: bCondi: Yes, sir.
k! k8 [% A& l; _4 nGeorge: Yassir?
5 L0 A4 G1 V3 o0 H/ zCondi: No, sir.
0 x1 T6 n3 M* n- [9 Z: o5 @George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
& J! k d2 K1 m, k1 s5 p; e# bCondi: Kofi? - i; K( I0 d6 p3 p( F
George: No, thanks.
) {! n; a$ G/ o3 j% ^* ^- G* XCondi: You want Kofi?
1 B% @( u4 b( A3 JGeorge: No.
2 k/ Q, L4 q% `9 M+ }Condi: You don't want Kofi.
5 ^# {3 ^5 k. z lGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
9 W1 m; ^: F1 |+ V4 Z, Q! _Condi: Yes, sir.
; P! s" f& P/ r* g! }; @( A5 y% cGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. ( B s. j. \ w1 w, [- t5 i
Condi: Kofi? 9 }$ ?( o0 |# C2 P, R
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? % @& ^: _& Q/ Q
Condi: And call who? ! D6 p1 I9 G: S1 G3 N; h
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? $ y, \1 U/ a) K6 }
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
# K2 a' K% r& m: l( d- bGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
, q: |* f; G! B a& g$ H8 `$ fCondi: Yes, sir.
& h s! ^' j6 L+ K% fGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
1 S E: X- k' cCondi: Kofi. - v8 R o0 J5 W$ Q7 {
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 0 w: s4 ?+ \, G& p7 K( h
(Condi picks up the phone.) # g6 G" d# b" ?9 M. ]% B r: e
Condi: Rice, here. ; Q( z4 [- v' I2 A
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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