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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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6 M% C9 Q/ W9 |. pGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
4 ^% h/ N& S8 v7 {5 ~1 gCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. - S9 w) }0 e" Y1 b% x1 R) p
George: Great. Lay it on me. . [1 Y* n: }( ]3 S0 F- X
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China. 1 t! i; F6 j U4 p
George: That's what I want to know. / m5 k! f! r, F
Condi: That's what I'm telling you.
" |2 n- ~- F( ? Y. KGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? + z. U% h& }3 U) r
Condi: Yes.
/ i: ]4 T' r- P3 e+ V' [6 c3 n' @ kGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
( v, b* o& s6 BCondi: Hu.
' d9 U1 x1 \, B7 {' F& s8 O ]' UGeorge: The guy in China. `2 A: ~+ H2 x1 p! m3 ?
Condi: Hu. 3 D! F, \; {3 M: d3 k
George: The new leader of China. ; q# Z% a: w$ s9 F* T( k# h
Condi: Hu. & t& {. `/ v9 G& a
George: The Chinaman! # K6 d N2 Y; O7 d
Condi: Hu is leading China.
7 z6 C* B9 ?2 |2 C4 i7 ~ mGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? $ _* P+ j+ I" R7 M! \
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
/ w% s6 J5 U6 q8 H& yGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
* I+ K# F; d/ L7 x& Z; [" SCondi: That's the man's name. $ R" E( k! Y& e( s& L% d
George: That's who's name? 6 \% `# S6 o( z# t9 Y! ^7 u
Condi: Yes.
/ d: i+ j. n5 D) ZGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
& r$ h8 g& }) z0 L% B2 VCondi: Yes, sir.
# [7 A; E2 d$ @" r+ h5 rGeorge: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East. 2 Q) x/ i! \0 T7 o& e4 D8 I1 h
Condi: That's correct.
! [" C# i$ ], R' O, x- E5 Q9 vGeorge: Then who is in China? ' {0 J V! C+ x, a5 o
Condi: Yes, sir. " P0 E* J5 v! A
George: Yassir is in China? - @0 v! ?+ e+ U: [+ D! v
Condi: No, sir. : i( ]6 b" S$ `3 ?+ ?: l2 Q
George: Then who is?
4 @1 \; ]2 u& D6 R) yCondi: Yes, sir. 5 t% V) J8 C/ T e
George: Yassir?
$ k6 Y Z: U5 ?Condi: No, sir. " W# f' ~. Z# G' f# G
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
3 k3 ]4 ?2 _0 U) R$ _2 n- ]Condi: Kofi? 0 m( [% u6 |; m
George: No, thanks. ( G9 n9 B( `& N) S, v
Condi: You want Kofi? , y0 E. r6 u) C9 C3 z L
George: No. 1 J$ D9 ?: P' K$ f0 @$ n
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
+ S, |( a; d2 I$ T, iGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ( @9 r2 w% }- j) _0 u. \" ~' R
Condi: Yes, sir.
; I6 A3 x) ?2 ` |George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. * d! y2 [) @& \2 z: v
Condi: Kofi?
1 j# K! K7 y- t% q8 PGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
$ w4 P' R, H6 J v3 n$ o2 sCondi: And call who? & \, {) V2 a7 Q7 ]- R" U
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
+ [7 }% j7 l& V2 _, e cCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
. F9 H3 R, }+ D; [% J% uGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
# {+ ?1 j. t& M4 Q# J8 QCondi: Yes, sir.
- i S: s$ o( x7 |% w, j! CGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
. {. \5 O: d8 ~2 E4 RCondi: Kofi. 0 c; G- T9 Z" h" y3 ?* s. j, ?% A* z
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone. 0 C2 i6 K; I0 k& n- L b6 H1 Y; N
(Condi picks up the phone.)
4 W/ o5 @/ R" E1 ECondi: Rice, here.
: {1 g' q* v9 z4 Q; yGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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