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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
$ B7 M& g! q5 D9 sCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
- I8 k  i% A8 E" I2 a5 {+ z: IGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
  i' G, N$ m$ n# v1 X9 _Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
* L, L  O/ Z$ p" w7 I$ k) oCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
9 G/ A2 ?8 q) r, O# i; W' d3 SGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes.
: p3 Y% @, Q7 TGeorge: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
9 J# L7 A! o; B1 |6 NGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
% v' I8 M  f' i: T- I( ]Condi: Hu is leading China.
9 U; E0 v" y0 c* {7 gGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for?
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
& L# S) O" G1 b) p( I. i: WCondi: That's the man's name.
George: That's who's name?
# n* r6 N/ }8 ^7 W; NCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
( O. O8 x: P# v, k. Q( lCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
) v& y7 f8 {. @' yCondi: That's correct.
$ m4 t& T0 s) e. y) S% D4 vGeorge: Then who is in China?
$ [4 c2 w6 t+ `0 t& d1 [Condi: Yes, sir.
0 i/ Z8 v/ n% b! I& FGeorge: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
& F  N$ e7 E) H$ M  k- JGeorge: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
" w1 F& d* n$ h6 E* tCondi: You want Kofi?
George: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
% {! v/ d  ^# I1 J" I% K. g0 qCondi: And call who?
- [/ q/ u5 Z' E6 e6 u# `5 kGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
/ x1 O4 _' Y! g2 Q' WCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
George: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
( K( ^/ W/ \, I) lGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
$ K) u+ i+ X3 l2 qCondi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
0 @  h! k2 a3 y- k+ P(Condi picks up the phone.)
3 g+ t1 D5 ]) i1 r/ JCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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