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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) # F$ }! z4 V5 R/ a9 m/ T& w' \8 ` L
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
( X% h% z9 U& N" t9 j" SCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 3 O9 s) c7 z, G/ e6 h5 _
George: Great. Lay it on me.
/ Q) G* z5 |$ l# f u* I# P0 rCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
T* |: \2 _. @2 D/ c: F7 ]1 bGeorge: That's what I want to know. 8 u( r, {. l$ V+ Z9 C6 M( f. s
Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ; \( x* U. j! q |/ W
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? 2 S" w) d; h0 q
Condi: Yes.
+ v7 y f" d XGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. " K2 Y& M$ T, c. _- G' h5 i( Z- D, T
Condi: Hu.
0 U+ E5 t' s: |8 V7 } ^George: The guy in China.
$ i9 y8 G* @) B" P1 XCondi: Hu.
6 P# f0 H7 ]' x. zGeorge: The new leader of China. - I- t& \, P3 ~0 L0 e) g- O% c
Condi: Hu.
) } y$ M1 ^3 n2 y1 V$ DGeorge: The Chinaman!
. C, A( `0 V/ i0 K+ X( NCondi: Hu is leading China. 9 y0 r, l3 U/ ]
George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
4 E! E- ?1 a5 G) eCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. 6 S: n9 h B) _; c% ]
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
- \- k/ h7 G; ^3 ]Condi: That's the man's name.
0 j4 M5 T! u. ~George: That's who's name?
) K" |% k7 U6 m' L$ S5 p9 e+ w7 J6 sCondi: Yes.
9 W E7 w& R+ j; y) QGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? ( i z: q/ ]1 h2 U% F Z8 y2 R% B
Condi: Yes, sir. * r' S; h& k; C& ?" s
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
2 w' p( k3 a E* m* zCondi: That's correct.
- j3 y2 ^8 W4 v i1 A9 E$ }$ T4 X/ G6 SGeorge: Then who is in China?
1 d+ @* v# X6 J7 d& d3 a& K% L* LCondi: Yes, sir. 8 }! i5 A3 l* F2 G
George: Yassir is in China?
) |4 ^% ^% C; c1 Y: n4 l4 CCondi: No, sir. & q- L+ R0 `8 {) M
George: Then who is? 3 i: @1 d' H8 I; i7 ~$ R7 u
Condi: Yes, sir.
2 V$ Y( s: _4 ~' f* e+ }5 SGeorge: Yassir? & C: X0 m" Y$ j7 h( w
Condi: No, sir. * f0 M& O5 A0 F) D8 |6 O: O
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
4 e, T8 V I. d; _1 V% XCondi: Kofi?
) r; Y3 o2 s4 UGeorge: No, thanks. 4 \0 n; K2 v3 z6 l2 U) m
Condi: You want Kofi? $ s$ G7 y& t1 w) w
George: No.
% t! a" x0 V! e( Z9 n K& n) c% @; NCondi: You don't want Kofi.
4 a6 I' `& _ o% N( r% AGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. 2 l$ Z; G4 P8 k* s
Condi: Yes, sir. * Z6 B2 s. z& K1 d) T7 J' T% |% {7 Q
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
) Q$ I- c# x+ x$ H& _Condi: Kofi? 3 F, P+ F0 P6 I4 h2 I; H9 a
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? ( i9 Z; p: ^1 J$ w' U% @8 {
Condi: And call who?
5 C: H$ A" y' tGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
8 L! T ?6 E4 E0 J4 H3 @: p8 nCondi: Hu is the guy in China. & o: b* k/ E# Y* @+ I; A
George: Will you stay out of China?!
& x3 j# o2 f/ o' g" E- @Condi: Yes, sir. # C8 D( U" S! L0 O& k
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 2 p. V9 Z7 n5 q0 V# b3 `& y
Condi: Kofi. & S. |& t6 K" N9 J5 Z0 E2 h
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
: C% f+ y" [, \6 C& M& d- I3 }(Condi picks up the phone.)
% F7 [! o7 W, {. i4 \Condi: Rice, here.
. J( ]9 V3 V7 q+ D, w4 d2 HGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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