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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)
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* ?, c( d! M3 [4 h$ O, a9 @2 gGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? : ]5 K0 x3 N" q* d9 {, z. ?- A
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. 5 h& I, H* D$ c- ^2 t0 Z* u" i; R
George: Great. Lay it on me. 9 N6 H! _. u+ {
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
+ i I+ c$ ?' ^8 E; LGeorge: That's what I want to know.
5 ~. x. h8 D u/ A7 ?$ jCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
; d x. m* ^# F7 |; sGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China? + |4 `' h# `1 f) v6 F7 h6 R
Condi: Yes.
' ?5 L. [" m, K; HGeorge: I mean the fellow's name. " }! K1 d- h1 w( @# z$ x
Condi: Hu.
/ O+ M/ P# s' U7 K+ l3 t" VGeorge: The guy in China. 7 D. M+ e' m! d4 y2 y
Condi: Hu. 1 |6 A' p; |1 t, I$ l) c4 w- i
George: The new leader of China. 1 ]$ Z" c/ E% I- s% n
Condi: Hu. % K- O/ f5 a3 X8 k( U! ^7 t5 S8 j' N
George: The Chinaman! 0 r& H2 l- h; a' _" Q' Q
Condi: Hu is leading China.
2 E6 b' J4 c: U- KGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 9 D7 P' j9 ^* N7 }2 U; ~
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
8 r+ C: g4 l4 {( n3 ?George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 7 g( J- W. ~% q* ~
Condi: That's the man's name.
2 x& A9 u2 F7 t$ T9 x$ tGeorge: That's who's name?
' O* E9 h% e# x1 z( CCondi: Yes.
" `/ y+ l( ]2 C$ \0 XGeorge: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? + ?( P! z' H/ f( S1 E% F
Condi: Yes, sir. # z) x* M- A$ L+ M
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
8 K& g, r- W2 l, v8 gCondi: That's correct. ! m4 i; K B7 m( w
George: Then who is in China?
# J# \, c0 C6 U8 j1 N. ^Condi: Yes, sir.
3 Z2 Q% o* @3 g/ T: RGeorge: Yassir is in China? ) w5 T# M) J3 u9 C$ k+ f# N1 |
Condi: No, sir. $ @% W* S' r& m: P$ h. F
George: Then who is?
( U2 R, B9 O" BCondi: Yes, sir. $ n1 L9 k- U& V8 [
George: Yassir? 2 H* R3 U2 ?# g `
Condi: No, sir. 8 x4 r+ R7 t! ]6 k0 B0 ~/ j1 ~- I
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ; ?( F3 @/ s4 I2 d" E$ Y
Condi: Kofi?
u/ w3 y5 a- B hGeorge: No, thanks. $ Q7 g! _# U) x( |5 g' q5 G$ [- f
Condi: You want Kofi? : `$ c# J T Q+ S4 Y
George: No.
2 p q2 A% M( f2 W. j* J' RCondi: You don't want Kofi.
5 B7 u# i1 ~$ n' DGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
, z$ d( X) r9 F% S6 nCondi: Yes, sir.
5 r1 Y0 f3 K' hGeorge: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. * ^& s; X/ }9 L ^5 }
Condi: Kofi? 7 j! R/ h. r+ j4 V3 b( E; G
George: Milk! Will you please make the call? 4 ~3 c2 Z" x C) s0 [/ F. g
Condi: And call who? 0 z! M- J3 b* z; J
George: Who is the guy at the U.N? & e1 A R1 {; u2 U5 G( g- B
Condi: Hu is the guy in China. * L; o' E' S; `) i; h
George: Will you stay out of China?!
' C% k" h4 ]0 k" U2 xCondi: Yes, sir.
, [5 h% ?' y/ c b4 uGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. 5 m `& s8 \6 \, v7 c$ C
Condi: Kofi.
. {; \7 u. b; t; r1 fGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
* |$ ?4 K) x& i$ P3 o$ W(Condi picks up the phone.) b t F- s7 d" N
Condi: Rice, here. 7 v2 D; Y& C- U, \! s! T
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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