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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
1 O6 ^! w/ G! J8 R8 FCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
! I3 j0 t+ Z3 oGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
* Z9 z. Q9 S6 LCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
George: That's what I want to know.
! W- S4 D6 h" r5 K1 v) NCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
! e& j& x/ y! ?0 NGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
& j/ p" E9 I& ~3 L  }6 k) zCondi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
- d3 ?8 K, I8 Z" w" }, W. f8 P4 BCondi: Hu.
; |) e" ^3 ~  U3 EGeorge: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
$ a" _3 {; c6 bGeorge: The new leader of China.
Condi: Hu.
George: The Chinaman!
0 @) v+ k+ X4 O/ S+ n2 PCondi: Hu is leading China.
- _- i- }* A& w& ]George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
9 e. v- j5 c. i' b6 r9 BCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
7 Q: f6 q; I; J3 H  F5 DGeorge: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
! K& J) p( p7 OCondi: That's the man's name.
" q: {" Q9 B% \George: That's who's name?
. \8 P" f  e+ {0 h) XCondi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
( m& {' |0 _! ~& L. kCondi: That's correct.
George: Then who is in China?
& I4 O/ @. }( O2 FCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
George: Then who is?
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
# D$ {3 ]/ I1 V$ t' @) B7 RGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
Condi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
Condi: You want Kofi?
4 W# z. `- h; f/ D; g3 k- ]  Z! ?7 EGeorge: No.
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
! A1 y; t$ R+ m) N* {/ [5 z4 Y6 W' BCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
0 L" l4 f) O" _4 f3 m1 n' ?Condi: Kofi?
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
& R5 M3 J/ M; o! Q/ vCondi: And call who?
9 l0 w& v0 I( v8 o* q5 ~+ lGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N?
* T9 c, R) M: D  h: PCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
7 J( S4 n. E* \  ~George: Will you stay out of China?!
, ]0 k8 ^2 q! I, M4 }Condi: Yes, sir.
! z8 Q  E+ M; j' s2 W2 W: I* e3 WGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
Condi: Kofi.
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
! |: m+ O# b) u6 {(Condi picks up the phone.)
8 J8 R$ M2 x8 l# x  ?" mCondi: Rice, here.
! D0 J! I, P, O* i9 W* H+ n9 |2 }George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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