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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) 7 J) Y3 r: k& b
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George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? 9 c e x& q, d/ J
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China. , @- b$ o" A$ q$ ]4 ]
George: Great. Lay it on me. 2 |0 B- Z4 S3 ~5 s
Condi: Hu is the new leader of China.
, u' L$ ~/ z5 B* r Y$ ?George: That's what I want to know.
, [ z; s6 @* x9 ~# T) ]Condi: That's what I'm telling you. ! q& x2 t& L1 J9 R; V
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
1 B! J8 {& x; O0 j+ y0 nCondi: Yes. - f* V j# \' v+ H, E
George: I mean the fellow's name. 0 v* K+ Z5 [4 [8 Y- o
Condi: Hu.
1 a( ^6 R4 r+ N& ], K5 r- FGeorge: The guy in China. ' g0 t+ ?: [2 \5 [; N7 }9 \( K
Condi: Hu. 5 W0 _3 r: m5 l; X
George: The new leader of China. 2 b0 I/ \3 d- [, H
Condi: Hu.
' |& c& w: A. J8 I, e; {% EGeorge: The Chinaman!
9 J7 \- d/ K% o. A" YCondi: Hu is leading China.
& L! R! E* u' HGeorge: Now whaddya' asking me for? 6 {" B9 \. l4 h2 w# ?+ \. Z- n0 y
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. * n6 e6 Q! ^4 T& ^- [
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? 9 w, N3 i3 H6 T5 ^5 v& }
Condi: That's the man's name. ; i# [, O* Z9 Z! c3 k3 m# C- W1 {
George: That's who's name?
& e+ V2 \3 `. K8 VCondi: Yes. 2 X: o2 B5 C% o6 c$ F
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
1 I( W. J& Y0 S+ A7 DCondi: Yes, sir. " t+ U1 D. Z/ b& x E, w
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
' e! R) U2 d. f, h9 eCondi: That's correct.
, @+ y: z$ H; j; V2 O# p/ ~4 N' MGeorge: Then who is in China?
$ ?- b+ o9 A# L7 FCondi: Yes, sir.
- m- T, N2 p& v/ J" J |$ W' NGeorge: Yassir is in China? 2 c6 a, Q- m& x* s8 L( F+ F, ~
Condi: No, sir.
: w" n# p3 t7 G% I+ a. @George: Then who is?
: H/ |+ i- j! e9 s% Z u' A: F8 o3 E% jCondi: Yes, sir. " I) ^" C7 I* u& }, ]2 x3 _
George: Yassir? # T6 w" B5 B7 ]7 h. Q! A
Condi: No, sir. ( b) Y- O# H! [. f
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ( [4 |- @* o, ~+ M, S
Condi: Kofi? 0 a+ E1 T' w0 ?4 e( l9 j
George: No, thanks. 8 b9 ~' ]; {! [9 u: w2 b4 c
Condi: You want Kofi?
) T' C# |+ Q: NGeorge: No.
' x* Q+ A3 c$ q+ xCondi: You don't want Kofi. & h! Z( P+ V; b2 N
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
, R; i. D, L2 {3 _, [! wCondi: Yes, sir. / C# W' M3 \3 C/ c2 I% d# }! r
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
! X8 E5 D, e, x4 Y% i, q9 g" { nCondi: Kofi? + [; y, F! q$ ]7 N* x$ k" \$ Q
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
9 L% E9 A3 z% d, eCondi: And call who?
: @! ~ {! L0 I/ K% P1 z# ^George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
4 f" N/ q2 u1 [ {4 aCondi: Hu is the guy in China.
5 Z2 ?) e$ A8 ]; }1 N1 f/ fGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
; v% p4 n+ ?; ~ aCondi: Yes, sir. 2 `3 D) u2 `% H1 I% ~( n2 s
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N. " I1 M& T9 a5 c' ~: n" Q9 D
Condi: Kofi. 9 M# n( J- j4 M0 y; _" N
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
$ {9 J: N) i! o: ~6 ](Condi picks up the phone.)
* O: {) L! q2 I7 @# P/ e/ Q7 Z% iCondi: Rice, here.
4 Z0 k% e( ^* i3 `; jGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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