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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice) * m, Y- w" R# o7 D
0 @5 r9 }. |5 G! Y/ V7 IGeorge: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening? & }% B0 e0 x" Y% |! B
Condi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
* |6 g7 F- n& u* e& W9 z+ b6 zGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
, C+ a# w- @, fCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
K8 w# C# p: J3 |+ ~3 hGeorge: That's what I want to know.
0 F9 X) L, C0 s. CCondi: That's what I'm telling you. + i( ]; D6 x% ?# _7 q9 }- S
George: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
: J! ~& m$ P8 OCondi: Yes. - w; x4 Q2 Q2 s
George: I mean the fellow's name. 2 ]4 S) P$ B8 D3 \6 o& c: p( |
Condi: Hu.
) f; ~; w+ j' c6 a/ J& vGeorge: The guy in China. # ]: ]) @- o" n3 t
Condi: Hu. / W1 c+ N `& r+ m8 ?& K/ V+ ?
George: The new leader of China.
2 K& `6 K- o* G- GCondi: Hu.
^5 n- L5 a* [* S! G* w3 C0 |George: The Chinaman!
/ I- d5 R% b; t- l% H( G; d5 M4 Q% MCondi: Hu is leading China. 3 b& B6 U* J8 E8 I6 `0 q/ P
George: Now whaddya' asking me for? 1 X5 c6 ? n+ w) F0 I. Z* _
Condi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China. + s" ^5 w4 w. \9 z5 \/ w
George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China? " z5 a) }) t! v
Condi: That's the man's name. + U* N K3 R' {) n
George: That's who's name?
& ]- b# F0 f* o8 }& v/ }Condi: Yes. / i+ o7 K% B# R2 q
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China? 8 a: P8 v6 R z
Condi: Yes, sir. ' C; @/ X3 c% J* J; W+ } w) Q
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
$ r0 K# L$ W. x" `) _( n% aCondi: That's correct.
' X" K0 r& s& a( V/ n4 i3 BGeorge: Then who is in China? , O7 j- a0 q4 G3 R; {
Condi: Yes, sir.
8 X+ {. z! C# `George: Yassir is in China?
# \6 h( S3 I0 |* d8 C* V w# rCondi: No, sir. ' s/ c' f$ w9 w" i
George: Then who is? % Z S; p1 O5 ~& h& W) u. ]; x R
Condi: Yes, sir.
- A3 Y4 g6 {8 r; k! C* E2 Z: UGeorge: Yassir?
2 [% Q7 W* b+ O# }Condi: No, sir. 8 F. y. f& }$ ]; d- ^ t
George: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone. ! a* W7 F7 T2 n, { n. p! j" q
Condi: Kofi?
+ Y5 w3 E" q4 A- e8 pGeorge: No, thanks. 3 [/ r7 i8 R, o
Condi: You want Kofi?
7 A8 ^; s& p) UGeorge: No. 8 T9 R- e; U* Z9 a
Condi: You don't want Kofi.
- T* S3 Z0 w, P1 @6 {! N1 S AGeorge: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N. ' A1 I' W7 m9 [' _6 S( M
Condi: Yes, sir. 5 G: u u* w( {0 ]
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N. 9 t4 D; a6 A# B
Condi: Kofi? ( _) i# p2 S" B" L, K! B. i
George: Milk! Will you please make the call?
4 R, a. Y% E+ v7 R/ s- A8 xCondi: And call who?
8 m4 [' b( y' n4 v8 vGeorge: Who is the guy at the U.N? 8 l. E. f b2 b, a$ n
Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
& M( `! j2 m! ]) a; v: yGeorge: Will you stay out of China?! 0 r6 H7 T! J/ n+ h/ w
Condi: Yes, sir.
1 E+ i: x+ h3 L. ?: sGeorge: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
) l+ q# E+ L) ]4 ~; D8 p1 g. qCondi: Kofi. 7 C" a1 c! s7 Z5 B! |3 ^* I! |3 D
George: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
, s2 y, f) m" h. s1 i(Condi picks up the phone.) ! E Y% z% _' @' F( K ~5 ?
Condi: Rice, here.
( `/ p5 L) G( ]( RGeorge: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East? |
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