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(We now take you to the Oval Office with President Bush and Condoleezza Rice)

George: Condi! Nice to see you. What's happening?
( b. X# n5 O9 B. J# pCondi: Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.
$ Y, f; C: ]- j' L+ WGeorge: Great. Lay it on me.
- ]/ {" z" }: zCondi: Hu is the new leader of China.
; E' }9 O2 h6 {# pGeorge: That's what I want to know.
) K5 N$ }/ y& q8 h7 N; x9 g* L5 zCondi: That's what I'm telling you.
5 A( K! t, ?6 Z6 c2 Z2 N4 S0 ZGeorge: That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?
8 q, {2 l6 i  N# uCondi: Yes.
George: I mean the fellow's name.
Condi: Hu.
George: The guy in China.
Condi: Hu.
* r5 J, ?3 Y4 A9 X4 P+ BGeorge: The new leader of China.
7 \/ q7 k1 |5 i9 j  ?- }. PCondi: Hu.
2 e' _1 s- Q2 c6 p4 tGeorge: The Chinaman!
/ e6 {4 T4 k% Y. h% h: vCondi: Hu is leading China.
0 q0 [4 R( c8 X: Z4 L  [George: Now whaddya' asking me for?
$ B# Y8 Q- \# ?+ m& K- D* ZCondi: I'm telling you Hu is leading China.
2 b( _5 m; {5 r4 `George: Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?
Condi: That's the man's name.
& A1 u' h& ?( gGeorge: That's who's name?
4 R" B) c) u7 @. w" @" \Condi: Yes.
George: Will you or will you not tell me the name of the new leader of China?
1 k- n8 {( I' A8 v% |Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.
9 g) y( u( z& t6 i% LCondi: That's correct.
+ P  r7 P+ r% X( Y3 cGeorge: Then who is in China?
Condi: Yes, sir.
) E" u, L. z% ]+ gGeorge: Yassir is in China?
Condi: No, sir.
' U) @6 ?% _! |) U0 j$ P/ j: sGeorge: Then who is?
( K# M+ v" t% U, H) [1 k3 P( D8 cCondi: Yes, sir.
George: Yassir?
Condi: No, sir.
8 r/ y7 d+ t0 L6 E& C- K) I3 DGeorge: Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the U.N. on the phone.
2 E* Q2 f+ Z; {& vCondi: Kofi?
George: No, thanks.
- x# V# ~. V% P) ]- t9 TCondi: You want Kofi?
. f5 k$ t$ D6 [George: No.
! l; P- C- h6 n3 wCondi: You don't want Kofi.
George: No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass of milk. And then get me the U.N.
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: Not Yassir! The guy at the U.N.
8 b! |  j2 @5 O# p- [Condi: Kofi?
7 V/ \$ ]. U) Q0 vGeorge: Milk! Will you please make the call?
Condi: And call who?
George: Who is the guy at the U.N?
  D: B6 q: c+ d( W2 a2 f9 {Condi: Hu is the guy in China.
  g  l6 s3 ^9 R. B0 g% _' }, b0 KGeorge: Will you stay out of China?!
Condi: Yes, sir.
George: And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the U.N.
$ D! z3 R( Y; r" |Condi: Kofi.
3 H. q2 P! q7 Q4 d4 AGeorge: All right! With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.
(Condi picks up the phone.)
. Y- A5 s+ p5 i' NCondi: Rice, here.
George: Rice? Good idea. And a couple of egg rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. And the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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Hahaha....... Can't help laughing.