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A typical macho man married a typical good-looking blonde lady and after the wedding, laid down the following rules: 2 a% G* S7 h" c0 _) v: s# d
, G% j0 W8 P0 T* C& Q- v8 q5 | o"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you otherwise. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?": u3 L$ G% U; k/ A# O" e; [: _/ b
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His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there'll be sex here at seven o'clock every night -- whether you're here or not." |
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发表于 2008-8-6 11:13
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haha! it's really funny! Keep on!
