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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, q+ d. i! W$ C/ I
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. - K R- e. h4 k7 V) Z0 A- ?
" o" H) d- w9 B4 T- b( N7 v6 kThe first man married a nurse. . ^* w, D4 \; g/ m7 [
" r' [7 ?$ H C5 F6 F gDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
" J' B! m0 c; @& |8 i8 h- PNurses are known to be hot to trot".' H8 ~* ~ p& \# `& h
# r4 I4 U' y- C+ C! ~8 z' u# F) DThe second man married a telephone operator. 8 m& y; I) d8 R5 J
( a& \" n, ?# W: ?* ^ PDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 9 ~1 a% |3 G: [# M% ~8 Y" K
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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# {- K3 m8 x& x" TThe third man married a school teacher. # R" w# A: d3 s* \2 B+ f( ^" u( g: ~
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 7 U0 r5 ]9 D: F h' I& a
but teachers are just too frigid".
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1 H: ^) r+ [9 {The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected - q$ z! _ |1 C9 L7 b
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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- f% A) L' j, [' B7 h8 [9 M MAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The & e3 j# S0 h% T) ~
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 5 z$ }( G0 h- ~! U9 x6 \
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night * e8 e5 F/ h* n; ?. I1 q
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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* M0 K7 ~7 h z( ^0 Y- T! mAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.# a. \; ]+ \3 x L6 i
' H5 n- v4 d" H- HThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast . @; C k6 V- H6 X" f
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back + B3 p1 _. M3 F. p) A* m
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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4 G- j& N. M% @Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
8 D* B5 y; b' Qtheir voices." 8 p; r4 e& s/ r
: [, m. D+ R+ y& a9 WThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
/ o& N' z; v- B: J- x# q; D' w6 kheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your " c+ y' k9 A, p- N9 L5 }
three minutes are up."
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' p2 s7 O5 a! F& VDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be % z2 f d7 @% P$ m* U, M3 }
calling any minute.
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4 Y+ ~( q# |9 X' WFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.+ C* f8 s6 H5 r3 A
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ; b' n# { m3 o3 \# Q
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only # S9 ?- A! U9 }; ~, ~- z
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and $ A& z( a8 j7 g- [* t8 f0 O, v
legs.
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) Q( y$ ^ O2 d, y1 ^+ M- }Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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: B* W m7 n8 xThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
4 J3 {" r+ K5 z* F7 E& Ma school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We * x# h# v q$ |$ O, Z) F4 `* X* ~
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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