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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ; G2 ?& O$ L( r @+ n' ]( k
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. 0 G x' z4 K+ X+ ?7 Z' u( Z. P \6 m
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. " Q) z7 Z! t9 |; G: i$ m
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".0 D8 M' r2 y" j( |: p' G
* u( L0 c; X' ]! K9 BThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. * e. k& f/ d& ?; j8 p1 V
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top " j- N. B) \/ K+ l* r2 P! c
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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. u5 V; }7 B# {8 H& VDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty : j& F" K* g4 }& b
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
) t+ s) F5 K# N2 A+ vonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two ( X* K5 d: f- B: R9 T6 b4 w/ ?* J9 q
would call much later in the day.8 R0 Z& b( S# z4 [& |! k( Y, a
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The # e" A' a0 Z1 E; W, L
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
- L) ]# L* B- `% l( Y7 gpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 3 F! O9 V {) u# g) w* F5 j
. V% E0 Z) V, B6 \$ b7 s& hDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.6 u3 m5 |0 c1 P; {+ x r0 a i
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
% A; e/ P$ @1 C+ I$ qwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary.": h' L3 ]7 p+ K7 h
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.% D) m) Z4 t$ w9 v b
& @6 T$ H" D8 P! U: t, E7 eThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
- o) `$ J* a8 f& D6 Ias possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
% u( b5 e4 g( D9 @+ T9 win shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as - z+ O% N' p5 `) p+ S
their voices." " r \3 Y9 N5 g+ @. d8 C
0 O5 m, v- x. y) K7 c( xThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 3 [% Q: S6 u3 c' {
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
7 w% P$ v2 U& W8 I0 |. L! Q7 Bthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be . P. _$ { i- F6 f5 }7 D: X
calling any minute.* _6 D+ P: M( ~0 q' @& h9 z
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.7 s! {7 n* V& E; Z8 I3 n
7 I N( A/ h6 q2 c! V! y3 W) BDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The % \" V* d7 N$ _7 S( I6 _4 X
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
. w, j7 ?2 h3 V$ [. S8 q5 b) mhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 0 S/ E% u- F( r0 h4 R
legs.6 W. `. h* S4 O' P& B6 ~+ ^
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ) w$ s' T9 Y0 X! N
fight?" % j3 Y, x2 M7 R; n8 G) S
2 b! y; h& B) D& lThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
9 z( Q( n" o& Ua school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We & A8 e4 A& Q( |+ y" d* K
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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