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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ' ~4 ~0 O l. A( ~9 k
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. ) k5 C% s9 v ^2 R2 ], p: o
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. & ~9 F8 m7 b7 ^3 M$ ]& V
Nurses are known to be hot to trot". B6 g+ d; ]. |3 S; F! w! e* ~% _8 [) G
/ {& j- |' ?+ x3 pThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 7 L5 i: G; F; O/ G k, i
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top ) U, C1 t& P! j% i' f9 y
button...A-bomb.?
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6 w5 O( O9 ? j3 N2 d. MThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
$ d# Q5 w; d1 _! Pbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day.
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@; k9 v5 u' _& rAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The , g) C g5 b7 H/ n" T
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 4 Q& ~! x4 K8 Y; S
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. $ v1 f+ Q z: Y8 K7 _6 I
. p2 z8 B4 r3 F% h# _9 X$ JDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
4 u* x+ N) u, s' jwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.3 ~$ F5 S. ?. {0 p. A- a- d
( c7 u4 b1 Q) L: A* aThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast . \: R/ N8 u n* \/ v+ d9 |
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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* I" \" M! X/ \" A% {* z, _3 rDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
0 z( E& S7 i; q+ Utheir voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I : E# s! j. U2 i( `. R/ l2 E& L. _
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your " [( q U6 s. N- R+ y, }9 |
three minutes are up."
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- f) g5 u- c' L$ [+ ~; d' L! UDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be $ P/ `* u( L1 N
calling any minute.& ?) z" d# f- @- W. W
3 u ~! b, n5 m1 C% R5 O5 ]# } XFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
, h* J* E p) f @3 d6 N2 i* Sman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
S+ q/ B+ O; @+ This boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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% V- R/ @1 d/ u9 Y; o3 `, oJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
, H8 I! p6 D4 yfight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
- W' E9 l! q. P1 I' Ca school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We , S$ v0 G \& {4 b
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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