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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, / y; d, ~8 z1 o+ C5 q
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. % C: W/ W- C2 _! s; {3 j
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The first man married a nurse. ) R6 u6 ^( h. B2 D1 l5 D2 E
* l7 _4 Q/ F; _7 \0 ADave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
8 t- o! C3 b0 t! P# |Nurses are known to be hot to trot".% p3 e. T. W! ^, U) H. }- U- h
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The second man married a telephone operator. & q" _0 b( E( _0 L9 d$ `8 f
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
# N/ J7 E G/ Z/ `0 J s; w1 cTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
/ s1 h/ v4 |, O4 m' s+ O: X/ Fbutton...A-bomb.?
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6 n) a/ q( b* h1 t) t4 r9 e( \The third man married a school teacher. ' X$ y( Y! i; |3 S8 f5 }
4 W2 v( m/ s! TDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty % v3 y/ ^5 |' y0 e! ?1 I
but teachers are just too frigid".; ?$ w* l' |" O0 h
$ K% V/ C* a l/ f0 k! p( UThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected + }9 |" K6 Z& |" G; h2 Y* m
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
7 ^ [$ a- E" v8 v4 m2 ^" Pwould call much later in the day. G3 p% W; p0 t3 x7 d/ p) K% I9 z
6 P, k- Z4 d0 s5 n3 HAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 3 \6 X9 U! S$ w! H. m
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's $ g6 Q# h, B) q% h
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. / a) U3 I7 A9 U1 x; S" N
3 }$ B% |. k8 v1 U: R; G8 ?Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 4 M) a# f2 |3 }1 X
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
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in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.) Q$ n. Z! A+ I8 O8 x1 _( {
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
9 Y% M* }8 H' p$ k# F' h# Xtheir voices." 7 b5 Y* j$ a. Q l% e6 C$ l+ x3 }
' `* ?6 p' T3 Q# A3 J0 TThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I " ~6 X8 B7 o- E5 Q
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ! _, }; U @ A' ?
three minutes are up." # P- f: ?: N, V
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
/ ^* w4 ?" C3 x$ [8 h6 P. H- a0 H0 v* qcalling any minute.
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) h l2 H; I! e3 f) |5 g6 CFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.8 p7 b6 X* T% u& W
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 7 Q! ^, @+ Y4 o; h2 c
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only & ]( F/ b. t0 Z. v/ G% A
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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* j& e! N6 P. y2 i* J7 T' Y7 JJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 0 m4 E' h ~* Z
fight?" - [9 L5 R% T' y
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
: ~% y3 A% |( D# |& }a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
1 U: S" h% K& V% Z# d4 o1 Fare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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