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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 2 w& J# d N( N, g4 I9 K& P
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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( Y% j4 ^# W3 T3 D; S7 h- cThe first man married a nurse.
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6 u: X( K6 V" i! CDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ; k8 n% a2 J, q8 I8 ^
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".8 B) ~) J y* S! `0 `7 d4 ~& t2 x
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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* m; |9 Z3 O/ x3 I7 D( C) c/ GDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ' v @* w" l- z0 }: m% T7 {
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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, {; p5 i k! N3 a+ H; m5 R2 TThe third man married a school teacher. " C4 ~ X& p, a: y
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
$ ~; h3 y1 [( S* obut teachers are just too frigid".7 ^4 M2 ], {! O
2 l6 H% \# x" x* A* i6 u2 [The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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0 ]2 T& ?: l _8 M- hAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The % x h2 m" o% C5 P
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
: j& @( W B3 C/ R. @pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 9 ]1 G0 Z5 z) D& M
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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( \: S$ J8 z( N7 X4 v: j; hThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
* G ~) K2 `1 q) q! ~) V% [3 owas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."+ n0 g/ |0 c: k* r, k
# V* x2 [( u4 M3 m. ~8 \At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast / |& ~3 r% a8 N. y& ^1 c
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ' A4 T8 f4 }5 G, Z/ x: _; z5 s
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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* ^4 v+ K* P) M w+ c4 NDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I " t) S4 q/ \: H9 c: m& d
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ' f+ d8 ^8 z! i9 s( v: W
three minutes are up." ( I$ n, j6 x. V! K4 q+ Z% s( C# r
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be % J# Q/ a2 `0 p8 S x
calling any minute.4 r, [- u# c2 x+ _
2 R( _" P! S% z9 i$ [0 F$ C3 O( k hFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.5 \( L3 H: y6 H* m
% C/ S! ?* }" {' |7 e$ X0 _Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
- Z, @8 l: {: d7 tman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 5 ?0 s$ S/ A- c1 Y( P# z( y
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 7 Z: U5 H7 V: `
fight?"
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1 R7 H8 \8 N0 s* O" cThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ' [0 _7 ?$ Z+ X% A7 }5 w5 P
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 5 G" [/ r+ O: k7 H+ d& V7 X, {* `( |
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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