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发表于 2008-8-22 20:40 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new ( a% @& M* o) j
BMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a
  ]4 B& O+ J8 o( ]Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window
( Y& d; I9 {2 c% Z9 N- rand asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your 0 p) d" k( T  Z. I# R2 e
flock, will you give me one?"4 k9 u4 L+ R- S% C5 z% G  q" d& O

% V4 c. U3 g/ }+ jThe shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his $ V  _7 u: b! {! }0 b; P1 E. T' h% \
peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."
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The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a
7 l0 z( t+ a- V3 I1 Wcell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a
% K. v5 }" ^, M( MGPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database
0 Y3 Y% w1 r2 w  fand an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his
7 M% B( n. d/ @* w  P9 qBlackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out
& j" ~9 U; c8 @a 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and
3 G2 ]8 p: J! osays,"You have exactly 1586 sheep".  C7 W. b2 a7 ?

6 t" }# j. l3 V1 B% e  |8 K9 ]"That is correct; take one of the sheep" said the shepherd.
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He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his
- _% D& a, b  K+ c1 Ucar.
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  d3 t0 F! K7 F2 {Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business
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5 s! a, S: L1 @"OK, why not" answered the young man.# p; O% B7 x1 \' j8 I  u) k

0 u# G8 K! Z0 S: d"Clearly, you are a consultant" said the shepherd. $ v0 z# Q; ?& M" P
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"That's correct" says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"
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"No guessing required" answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although
# n6 N0 V- a& g5 W0 Onobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a % x  t; P- i0 y6 A* v0 x+ X
question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.... Now give 1 I5 d2 @. l% T
me back my dog".
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:41 | 显示全部楼层
a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
7 g+ P/ [6 Q9 @7 U+ N  iundone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
$ c  s  W6 l9 H0 O" `! fNot having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
# J1 O) W$ ?! R$ U: ?moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
- o1 f. Q2 n' J( V; E  f0 r# wwas undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
* [1 S( [  N+ `3 [into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
  y$ l/ N& M$ \7 t8 n6 Nher unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was ' z' T& X- m3 b- I+ O
open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
6 K* e" J* |/ @! ?responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:42 | 显示全部楼层
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
- W: ?, C& h4 s/ Hwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse.
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" K7 ]* H. _, V  BDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
6 J$ O; U) o( U( t1 w( }2 `+ kNurses are known to be hot to trot".; m" M% C. H. ~

6 m( D, W! s5 I- s" d/ |3 ]; x( t. SThe second man married a telephone operator.
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& z" ]8 ?/ s! z8 B/ R) GDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
1 r& q3 L0 M, K1 u5 j2 p3 _Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 9 B0 W1 i& m  k, D
button...A-bomb.?
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7 L$ [0 A0 @% t) y1 t1 g/ ZThe third man married a school teacher. : K; I  Q( N+ J& U* y

( X1 O0 C$ t) N3 P* h/ K6 bDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
% \2 y7 Y5 `/ Z6 ybut teachers are just too frigid".
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! l: C1 i3 p0 t* i. p) q( ]The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected : B/ i, `: D  b; x+ a  b1 h0 h% {8 X7 r
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two - b  P: r: s' [! J& K
would call much later in the day.
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4 Y0 K1 t$ d* R/ S( a: ^2 SAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
3 X. M  s. S1 jnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 3 u. m8 [$ w, P6 [+ C
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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( _: z; x! H3 vDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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1 l7 P5 B$ ]& E5 JThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
; L! l; O& C4 lwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."& D* k% G2 f6 c3 E4 @

, [: X2 |6 g2 N+ C" o: aAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.1 C/ ]3 m  q/ P5 F. J! i  x0 Y

& B" b7 Z" q# {0 E' LThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast - R, m. h0 O+ P3 w& t/ T/ }! t
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back / q: Y* U6 ]- ?9 O2 Z$ h9 ]
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.3 J- U% |7 p7 E5 P! N
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
' K/ |- ]1 c3 N9 a! e, s' k- N1 Utheir voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I - R; ^  N0 r1 e4 ]7 S
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your * M/ _7 ]  o8 ~* A+ M& `4 R
three minutes are up." . A* p5 B* C! L/ J# r1 G

- _2 ~1 n7 k- {8 H  T; V/ ^Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 8 `) a7 X# v7 c8 ^5 E) ^
calling any minute.. L5 |: F9 w, B8 N  F
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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" a  e* v% T9 V5 G" y2 Z6 H/ V, j) kDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The $ w) o/ G* i! P5 E2 @. N
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only % B/ x. U+ J/ f9 @
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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6 O& e6 Y6 j" w9 _. m/ a7 H1 ^) dThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 7 Q, E! M* d( m) A8 M6 b$ Y
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
1 \2 s! a9 e- p+ M$ I& F8 E. d; xare going to do this over and over, until we get right."
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发表于 2008-8-22 22:12 | 显示全部楼层
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good job! thanks for sharing
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