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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 8 @* ?% B. {$ Q! ]
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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& Q: ?. H1 K ?4 rThe first man married a nurse. l$ z9 b. c' ^6 f# U6 V
: M ^+ v7 K7 m: A7 YDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
" E) A1 E3 F9 w1 ZNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 9 ? R, F- n2 O2 v
2 X( W! Q. k& c' H% N! ADave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
: I {- M' k1 s+ |. w" K# gTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 9 ]/ z3 V4 ]0 Q
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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6 G) g7 P) c: _/ m2 N7 Y# a' qDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
' r+ s: I9 C( X; z& f) vbut teachers are just too frigid".
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1 Y! K6 o, v/ ^3 E( w# LThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
% u) }& _ d$ k8 e$ ~ Tonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 1 P9 H- N) m$ E% U: S
would call much later in the day.% E( ^6 Y' h; m, u2 r3 j0 q- }
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ! U, V0 t o! ^1 J! P) K+ f
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
3 p( Q; X% _* c9 r7 K1 i: Ypajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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% _6 v2 ?- }- A1 {) _The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
( z) z2 S+ _9 [was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."; @9 i m& ?$ @9 j9 M& r+ o
1 L* a) c- R f4 v( E d, NAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.* K, e' v( ~6 n5 o% t
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
, V8 |1 H: \) j Q" e* sas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
2 b8 ?4 B0 b4 E& X# y$ lin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 4 z6 B* c5 H# ]0 f7 l
their voices."
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2 E, E$ J8 d5 s# L2 P( g" ]3 SThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I ! L, ^, k( [7 T
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
6 h+ T3 q; { U* k+ E( Qthree minutes are up." , e3 h; I; K% n/ k& K
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
! ~3 `; w4 t$ g+ t; N) V/ vcalling any minute.
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3 E% R* z e3 r8 H: U5 bFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.8 d, @3 C2 {4 L. R/ l; o" E& m
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The / X6 x: i+ B% y. V( w( P! f0 x
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
5 K+ e7 v4 a, ]/ g$ b0 y: Q! Y5 chis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
$ r* x# q( }- p3 O3 flegs.! R$ R- n& D( R2 f
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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4 t& t, N# h% p) x3 EThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 2 \" ^ r+ g( {9 _! |
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We % J9 F0 }! R& k
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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