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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
3 H+ F! ~; g3 f- ~# Zwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. 0 l) j) l& S1 E" q1 G# q+ U
0 ]0 b$ G" ` `% I$ YDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. , v# M+ t- C. d; B3 h( y
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. : P `% R1 L+ G( A* t# Q- o% z
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
6 y3 N0 `( B' wTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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. |- |3 Y( [4 T' L1 p% T, LThe third man married a school teacher. - x; }% P& n3 S; B+ g" V
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
% {8 j! H9 h0 a+ U1 Q4 K" ?& ~% aonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
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pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.: F+ C# l) f& N/ O: A- i7 z7 c
% o0 I6 V _. o" U: b) J# cThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night - K; e. P# F8 U; H7 O
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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; J5 [5 p! @; s0 L. U" q$ u$ wAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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" ?& d1 A+ G% M% H% j# i9 hThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ; o) N. Y: i. P1 H$ _
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I / Y2 z; c. d3 z& g
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
8 q5 ] Y* s4 O" x' pthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.9 [' N, u5 a& D7 G
! e) h! u) l' ~! \7 i* MDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ( C1 _0 r9 v$ S5 }
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only / R4 Z5 Z% |" A! _- E8 H
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 5 M' P# Q* B1 h
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
G q1 X2 B X$ u* t/ c& ?1 qa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
" S5 L$ Y& H- D6 q8 G5 _+ S9 B/ hare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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