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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
# x( h6 Y$ r* b3 m$ zwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. / Z& q1 i# ]* S: }4 s# B% _
/ F3 I( }1 [& u0 {; VThe first man married a nurse. 6 C8 x# c4 f6 T* V' s
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
! y+ i0 R- r9 c7 A6 D$ O3 X* lNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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+ q& R4 U( v% `; x/ D. k1 wThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. & ?/ J; p' T* @7 |
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. - ?7 W- O2 `' `: g; y: Z* v# p
8 ]2 }+ z+ x+ i S3 Q2 SDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
, i P( F, r0 `5 k+ a) ^but teachers are just too frigid".
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* u6 Y0 M3 r5 e7 F. DThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
2 p- l; p" l! s2 n" monly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 9 R8 y) t# m1 h2 r* N
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
0 M4 _6 a$ C. f' `pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ! p# Y8 A+ ?( _' n
7 [0 v( A O' o$ i, Q# A" _Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
$ G+ P0 h# ~0 _& h; S" X; dwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."- Q7 j, e+ w( `' z
) ]8 ~. i" i6 [8 }5 xAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.8 B7 ~7 k w' A) k* Z
% D5 y I/ ]: }* m& K6 V8 j; mThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ' ?2 j+ O( M- T a4 d9 o- V6 ], d
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ; M$ a+ }4 {: t5 T1 J
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.% u$ A2 S$ W" L9 Y! S8 i
% P$ `/ V2 `! R# m0 i# pDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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& J- f a- a$ YThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
4 ?' E3 Z$ u! n+ wheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your * S) j$ c) l* M0 ]5 S: ~6 C
three minutes are up." 8 T" M: [8 S* b! u: _& r
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ' t$ x* z! M& ? r8 Q
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.4 ^( L, \) O% N0 M& i7 w; M
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
7 H4 h/ U G a& ]9 x ^( t2 Z6 lman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 3 v3 f% I- v$ G) Y. K9 J8 b7 M
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and ( x/ q6 \! O: Z$ y1 r9 z4 I
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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" G+ n7 x& Y& ?8 c H8 FThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry * t, P6 G) O, r; m* F4 r/ h
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 3 e0 G# G: |; k
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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