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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. * g) p7 K. @) R" {* S* H# V
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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/ z1 m# U3 L' WDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
3 ^1 @' t6 v" O _6 {; bTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top ' t1 s# @$ {: z) S
button...A-bomb.?
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" K8 ~+ P6 D; L( u# _% J- EThe third man married a school teacher. 3 U" K$ S* }5 V/ T
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty ; m" \) z2 |, A; ?+ W1 a
but teachers are just too frigid".; W( J5 r4 b f4 Y) n2 e% V
- \2 O0 A( J9 S0 h* o0 `The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
/ G1 Y" C0 ?; s" o0 monly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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- k1 J% e" C- N$ LAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
9 V5 a1 k9 x9 ?8 C8 wnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 4 E$ c) a# g& T
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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, Q8 S* Q6 t9 ^ S' NDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.# s; p" ?& j8 g6 v- n
- w) y9 w0 H8 e1 yThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 7 F' [$ b8 W' l/ ?2 i
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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q+ [* s. M: X- W& O% ~At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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" o K6 ]" d/ \: G, A5 y uThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
1 M7 d4 b6 P' |4 a4 F Aas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ) L* a, V9 t. T1 J: \
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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: r6 [. x) J% ~% k) n3 [$ qDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I + m ~% t: ]; }; X+ I
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ; q4 H6 E2 U" ~" O5 h
three minutes are up." $ I! Y( M# i3 ?
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
7 P5 k: P5 I/ [9 ucalling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 9 \) \- P2 L+ t1 _+ s
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 0 x9 x8 N1 p5 Y' n$ {4 ~+ n0 v
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 7 J7 l6 c" G6 a/ ~9 D- E$ ?
fight?" " [' ~! h+ n' ~$ }
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
, [, {/ w3 {3 ka school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 5 ?/ p" x; K1 j, f
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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