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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. * k% c" z5 a4 ^8 q2 S V' h5 D
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 2 n9 y8 p2 b% M9 Y. T" `8 d, V. h
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".* c+ s0 Z" ~# u/ c4 `& W4 K
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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" i: B* k" `$ M3 V! X% JDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
0 z7 I* o. X& R+ O( c# ZTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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" l3 I: ~& f) B9 Q' YThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty ' n: c4 |0 l. ?- N2 C+ w
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 5 ]- ~5 {8 N# G
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
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pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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9 r1 q4 N, w+ b0 t0 m+ d* L# V- |Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night - G' c+ q! v& V" A
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary.", n0 _) a( |" }- C) X5 y
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.2 Y9 E4 G i7 D. v5 P
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast . K- i! Z" x: z4 V
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 1 `2 i E1 V% `$ a/ q4 g* l5 B; _3 `+ O
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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. ~0 [, v% s1 cDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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# Q3 E1 y& x- q4 _- O9 dThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 6 b8 o. q8 |6 n/ u# t4 f
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your . z) D! |- g0 ?* U
three minutes are up." # ], d8 f+ s1 T
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ( }6 e y7 b m# a, {3 z9 G5 m
calling any minute.7 \1 o& q4 C# F0 I
. m# z7 T: \# @+ nFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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1 L, h, A; X- vDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
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- H; s: I% Q8 |2 N0 sJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
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are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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