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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. 5 |: u9 S& h8 F, _1 Q
7 o$ v$ ?/ V4 ] c: jDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
, @ F3 i. Q5 W' T. Y) Z zNurses are known to be hot to trot".# ~5 b2 u& X+ c3 a6 M3 z3 b; I
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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9 r8 u4 m. G5 V. r' nDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. & j- i0 Y: b- E9 Z! a8 E2 \
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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/ k$ K& Y# N) p6 M WThe third man married a school teacher.
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' o9 ^/ e# H+ {5 FDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
& M$ V; Z5 C7 Y) M7 l+ wbut teachers are just too frigid".& @$ R" p5 a- _0 k0 T/ H% w( [( l
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected " m0 @5 t3 {" L+ n5 {- f0 |' `' a
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two . F6 |; r$ {: ]
would call much later in the day.
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4 o4 b6 g0 D7 u# ^( J/ \# jAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
& H: X# u! H3 V& w8 j( s6 snurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
; @1 B( e. E( N7 ppajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 9 B; ~7 n8 j# n8 f
2 n j0 q5 s7 x( \* b" HDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.7 O5 ?: i0 K4 L
! U0 a; u- P( r6 Q/ |: u+ KThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
6 _' r% u K3 V- z* }5 Ewas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."; f2 P3 `( B$ C' d8 p# V' i$ ~
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.* n6 F l$ I, ?7 O2 l+ t
0 Y( ?$ o) S7 h; HThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 8 N$ R. y" D' @0 }" A! a0 s
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 9 C8 T. Y$ F7 K5 r, k: N4 @# @
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.8 B3 c/ ^. a" w: e) v5 W5 T7 {
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 0 {5 w, y4 X0 B
their voices." " a$ X& r: c9 K" o6 g9 S( U$ Z
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I " D+ b$ J) q7 p' L- j" `# _
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ; V9 Z1 Y7 y$ J8 D0 _
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 3 ?0 c2 V& c0 b& Z4 @' J2 ]3 T
calling any minute.
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* S" q& [6 C& d: U {+ KFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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: R% f' v; b; Q7 I$ q3 \) mDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 3 s! c3 M4 D/ i2 n9 `
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only * r0 \8 v/ r6 z0 V# n! v
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and + V F! r9 K/ h* k2 d% C% F
legs.
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, G' C; _9 l: z) K- tJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry " l+ J6 e& Z$ g& u3 a# e7 v) O
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
) X0 a$ J5 R, V' \- Z& P0 j* q) k2 kare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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