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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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6 O* |: d2 M. R# J0 j) iThe first man married a nurse.
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# d+ w/ \ F: r: V( o* [4 u& dDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. % G4 m) G4 x' Q& S2 \& H! F
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".9 Q0 u7 p: a+ O$ C- ]' i
$ g) X1 x$ h, \ S* cThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 6 V1 w$ h8 T- X z
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top ) t* }: G" j% L! N6 i( m
button...A-bomb.?4 o3 D$ e; N/ e6 z$ g; n
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty T+ c" S. r3 P% I
but teachers are just too frigid".# W X) |' y( ?+ _1 G5 O
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected * w! O( m( S, V( ~, U
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two ' r: E# P* t9 o
would call much later in the day.3 N) W% _' \$ R
3 r/ O9 F5 \8 F; J$ EAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
& b7 \# g9 k1 K/ W- f& anurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ! m; s, X# O8 X, _8 g
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. + D2 }) A; @9 y) z- Q
: Q8 g! g4 X+ y! C- sDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse." ?, U; }- U8 z$ [6 L
% u2 U; s/ a7 |/ R# w! } c8 CThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night " P* r' N9 N6 U) T5 S" E2 p s' r
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."2 E5 K G% C" _3 N) J g, _: u
9 a7 w) d! x; A! Y$ W0 F; j- k$ IAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.: V& P$ U3 S" `1 ?9 [$ Z
: N. y3 T, U9 R& ]7 r/ lThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 9 B7 L; X, U2 x. y y$ H
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I . X* N( d) ] b; D, J
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
9 {7 S# J" H1 w7 A$ c! Rthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
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his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and % l B6 u5 t" x# P
legs.8 q; B7 T9 Z+ k8 e$ p: }
) ~8 L; b9 U* x# RJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 8 C# m1 S2 `% `
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ' u& A' K) i) u; @ r. E3 c) u
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We $ h* h( V3 j$ s& B' q
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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