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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
- l; a7 [/ ?" ?0 lwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. - Y+ j2 ?. t, b$ @
2 k( H/ X& Y7 x+ W& O$ y7 r9 S4 mThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
4 D& p7 g& ~% D+ ~Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 2 J3 U) j% f+ ?; i7 [) J
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. b8 B- B# L' `$ ^5 F8 ^ _
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top {# F0 q" u( _8 y$ W2 [
button...A-bomb.?# O" m) m7 G) ^, N3 I
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The third man married a school teacher. ) v0 u7 r# U1 Z! X
% f, s7 P2 r! M& ~2 [Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 1 }) r# Y' X: X" A4 g! j% Z9 R) A: L
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected - L. t, u* P r
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two # E0 Z1 n" A7 o7 p B2 s
would call much later in the day.
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, r( H* s" f8 mAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The * M# l9 M) b) e Y5 @
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ) ]" }* }) T1 H! @
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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# ]& `4 J* q* w8 J1 D4 g$ QDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
) {. q6 T# y5 c; U5 p9 L) @4 Dwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast . d2 m# z4 L) J8 W7 s+ o# C
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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9 l+ Y3 k4 f( U- }2 z; M9 V0 ADave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 5 t) G$ M6 L0 U0 Z
their voices." 5 A; ?* t: x; T2 L1 `7 j c4 {% G
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 3 ]% E) L# M7 Q& C3 S+ {. V4 F7 p$ y
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
' \! I& G, @- |2 r; \2 Bthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
2 m5 M6 i4 z% g5 p4 R. o/ lman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only - `- v+ r) q" c' e/ q* s( R
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 4 J+ g$ M8 N ]( a* @- M1 E1 t
legs.6 A6 _4 J$ V# x
/ U- K" S* F. e' uJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 0 |* P) _* }6 }6 _! Y: Z
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We + c- e, Y: ?8 `6 ~( {9 B6 e+ w6 ~8 c
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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