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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
& u9 N( }( i& [+ ^# Qwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. * P1 _+ c. K* R; v, h5 j5 p8 [
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The first man married a nurse. 0 E; F0 I: }, w
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ! R1 `: ^; @3 N0 B" u
Nurses are known to be hot to trot"." K, F8 X5 S6 R+ F! m4 y
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The second man married a telephone operator. ) A: R$ d" G" t) K0 Y3 V
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 3 B, E+ D6 A5 N3 o6 g
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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0 N# x* A9 p( M2 UThe third man married a school teacher. 3 F. O) V8 d. y& |6 X# P' N% U
, Z9 ]/ i. f9 }2 M- wDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
: |' R! v4 D" ~4 N( d& Bbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
6 G- S9 N" c/ }1 {only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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4 c* m: Y$ {# q/ ^! s& jAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The : u; j. J7 U$ P. D9 E8 i
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 2 F" W% }; O3 p% a [8 m( v
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. D' z4 }" f* w* ]1 O: S+ N
3 G# c" s/ D% ~, o' ~: z* BDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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/ r$ H& K+ {+ QThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 8 o$ K3 ?% g; r
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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" i* @1 C+ q+ X; G$ S% CAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.* ?9 o$ F8 o |! M! r) X
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast : P- T+ ~) V4 ?/ h% i/ z% P0 q3 a
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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* K) s: w. b# ]0 ]8 D1 PDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ( h- e2 \ O( }1 f: U7 U' T. `8 B* n
their voices."
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2 o1 K- V: Y oThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
; P2 B2 J- ^* _8 v1 rheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
, e7 o; M. F' x/ R W& Rthree minutes are up."
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8 p o: A, t" }0 s: ]Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ( J# s. I' o, t2 i$ |0 q# |
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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6 b9 a! G- l; @' U, i$ R4 Y' R4 tDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
8 Y2 J$ F' w# `/ gman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only ! L9 u6 W! ^& q; T! V, o6 `
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and - h1 l1 d; X& e4 P
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9 @: n7 B8 d! Z' F" c8 aJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 5 D8 V1 [4 b' E) W+ C5 _) t
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 0 {3 ~* m, {! Y B% B
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We # ]1 X) i6 }5 F% N
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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