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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 6 m: q, T& b+ M2 x
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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0 C% n/ \5 s4 O$ p* hDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. # X, j, p8 s" c( l
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 1 I8 B4 l4 q9 Q. ]6 `* e
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. + i# \% ~ s7 @! s g$ \0 t1 C
+ u0 n& k: [) @; N* c, ^ D/ {; k6 MDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
* s, B+ X) [1 M# zbut teachers are just too frigid".3 b9 K) ^3 r& i, e" B
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected - w7 ~ _) K0 v2 B1 r
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two # {1 A0 W$ C! r, a; c @) a' V
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
. k1 H. B* R$ Y5 d5 t. fnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
0 K) c- T) |* B" r) N, tpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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5 S: N8 v$ q8 V7 ^3 Q4 ~! eDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
4 j: M8 y6 K5 Gwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."" j; v$ \8 ]& l& n+ u) y( b% {
q3 @1 F, j9 O6 Q) W8 h. ~$ Q; sAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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7 I7 D0 _! C, [7 r5 p5 PThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
E! [7 ]& R* E0 A: q. I& ias possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 6 x3 Q: t: k' z! U. ^* |
their voices."
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/ j R1 r* d* o( MThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 2 {( D& ^2 `% Z; L5 t% ^
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
, g4 b. ~$ n* D: o$ m& lthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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, J! h; s7 j7 F4 Z- Z4 O, oFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.: |* ]' J, O/ }7 {
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
$ {" ^4 Z# ?6 l# o& F) Wman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
: J3 }, p9 T6 j7 n& I, l2 t5 Phis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 8 J8 e) @3 L8 e$ B- w8 G
legs.6 Z2 R1 W$ k0 Y) ^1 k) ^0 O+ |9 `
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a - X0 \, \+ V- p& f8 S+ B3 c+ z- Y
fight?" ( s7 z; B4 I0 E9 ^% k2 A9 b
2 O2 ], c- t% d. `3 |1 QThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry : K0 o0 p7 o$ a& u5 R- q
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We # z* P' {$ W; _. U( u
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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