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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, - L9 D" ` X3 ~ H
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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8 |& l2 y' Y, u! `+ r" _The first man married a nurse. # q! G% A; m5 z0 F1 t
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. " n# J) W# u+ Y% H/ W; J! v+ g9 F
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".8 h. F8 J, F% C1 r% b; T
) p9 Z% C3 a' FThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ; h1 ]9 {- g# H7 f4 o) k7 `0 _3 @
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 4 u8 v; w# Q, O1 g3 c
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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6 _( k' ^8 i, d1 a3 ^Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
0 x" w/ P1 W2 A! i4 j6 C" rbut teachers are just too frigid".. e0 C/ r) R7 b5 s1 _
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected * q0 e+ u& @! S7 ?* b) K8 A
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
6 k5 h" u/ {9 h& @: j; [% swould call much later in the day./ R/ U& k4 {' u U, @9 H4 T
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
, M' V# E% d; I9 S6 ^nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's % G% Q9 O8 B F& N& K6 N, E
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.% |9 S9 k8 ^4 W" p+ ^5 J
5 @& { H- k5 m! ZThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
J7 y7 b7 z' E. g' g! M' lwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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" ?* A# z6 {" h8 C# r+ VAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 2 g' b R$ ~/ c8 [' j1 q
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
4 `/ M1 O' O& Pin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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( x9 G# @: a m) l- |; l$ A% W( @6 BDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
" q/ C$ R" H+ Gtheir voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
. x% L# y$ V5 ]$ M4 N4 kheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 3 X r1 ^* g/ \& i/ i
three minutes are up."
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, j3 q$ D' ?* o; }! i4 SDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
% d1 N* q' Q$ O) Q qcalling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.- i. a. {3 x. `) l# @
. P, Y# I: A& }+ u: p I" ?Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The & Z$ c9 b: f) q" h: y1 X
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
& ?2 ]" f' x% d$ G/ S. `' F5 Fhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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1 A; S& R- | q; H" m& ]" r* x( _The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
) j) v1 b8 C O' ]a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 1 G# U" Z, U+ B3 S7 ^
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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