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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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4 C2 D6 v% P6 p- m) GDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
, K- K- U9 F- d DTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 2 C0 s9 I8 }( P" I" r6 H5 S0 \
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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& g0 R, ^; a6 N4 t, ODave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
{) Z+ g; o. `7 Rbut teachers are just too frigid".# N Q7 w/ }" M# E* z# ~6 l
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected + C3 k5 M- M* y( \, a. k
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
# J5 n9 G: }! Y1 ~: I0 N/ ywould call much later in the day.1 c) Q# V% l+ o; N% E5 P9 c
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ) k( d8 r% K8 d. h7 G/ z5 @4 b
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ! G8 E" k5 n% |9 S; {! D
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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# e8 k& T" g6 H5 V* @' zDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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+ C8 q1 A4 L% `+ iThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ) ]! W4 H' P) `& b! k1 `$ j
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
- u6 }6 T& I& k5 O* oas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
' `3 Q9 Z9 O5 B: Oin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.( R0 H" M- ?/ T) \% C
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
: l' q% S B2 m6 F) L: \heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
& ^" u0 J: j4 q/ h5 Wthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ( G& B0 q, p. ] ~9 H) y
calling any minute.1 s$ K- M6 |: S s2 o& E; o ~, J
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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+ P/ R b. ~* `! V5 N( ~Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The & ]6 x3 J. d: K0 v* t
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
; |' b# o# v) h; Ihis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and , Q: p1 T; F8 A% ?2 s
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a $ A4 n) q! F! O" u" n. G1 G
fight?" * f! _* }8 L; a" @, }1 r8 s
* \, ]/ [; {8 |# K, YThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry + Y. B8 a, L! `0 Z
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
1 G7 A% Z! J# W. ?" r0 ]/ h" Y, K% |are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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