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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, # ?0 i+ t4 f" Q5 \' ?3 _
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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5 F7 h$ `) G# wThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
1 O) i: ?( f* x# N- q# p* i/ I; {Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. . @- x/ j4 y/ O4 ^
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top , k/ P% H- r C8 N! X
button...A-bomb.?2 q# c$ f1 h6 }
& {, U+ L1 t3 \The third man married a school teacher.
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3 g) u- t8 _0 K* W# V4 r7 A8 KDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
) _$ @& ~6 r: w; J. G3 ubut teachers are just too frigid".! B& o( ]- V% z D$ s: `
! u' }, A% `- f) a3 O$ f0 [# }The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
+ g9 l9 F5 k$ K- [only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 5 E% p0 U& I7 p+ _# _! T- L+ d
would call much later in the day.3 f2 x# |; j3 W# c8 j5 P5 L
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The : C* N) t' r, g& U3 m v: M! i% E
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
) V; _ v2 N! }pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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! ]' Z2 ~4 y3 vThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night " s% e, i/ y4 Z2 h
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."- Z V7 G" W% q! F/ \% ~; Q; S
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.. C% y# j/ |' o7 a/ f7 |$ F; m
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
_% q3 I3 D' O. |+ q* n1 K' oas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I " ?0 [2 c/ v0 v0 v5 D% N- V
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 6 j+ [% C. X/ l. w- w- t Z
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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2 D% h& f' h3 ^; w V# PDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
& ^- d# L2 H7 d$ ^man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
! t3 N c: j y% Bhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and . l$ ]0 `' n/ ?. H
legs.9 V$ @. o; x$ H* W7 @2 |8 o
/ ]. n) G- U9 D3 H# nJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a " m' M _* B. s# a8 o0 U# V
fight?" : M( ?) ]- g; ]& k1 L+ v
3 |2 [/ T8 C5 o4 O: kThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
% m, I# h M- O/ X: ^3 ~( Ia school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ( b! A% t+ Y! o, p9 z" I! z( V7 G
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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