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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, % U& K- L- c0 H! d* o0 H1 @. w
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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k; s3 z, S7 j" J SThe first man married a nurse.
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A: F3 L3 o) C1 HDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. " h r2 V2 ~* j
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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7 f; u. \) L" |0 h0 eThe second man married a telephone operator. 4 D8 W; t- F Z& b: u0 q
# y& C' ~8 F0 fDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ; n0 x& K% j5 g4 @
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top , m8 j/ h, p- I1 V
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty ) O1 D" |0 ~; M1 k
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ( g+ K4 m2 T# m6 M' i
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 5 Q* A0 ^2 B) q c* U6 Q6 b
would call much later in the day.9 M5 o g4 @9 Y
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
; ]0 |8 Y N2 v, c0 ^( nnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
& p* N$ x& o* H4 upajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. : G% D+ M( ?( ]& p7 Q, x" i+ ?
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.( L! o$ _5 L. @* s
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night " E1 o. s' o# k a$ ^" }8 B
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."( C5 ?( E5 t& H
' e& P+ j6 S0 ]# w4 N- gAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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2 z7 g0 t/ g( x3 ^The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
0 e5 L5 B3 i3 A2 n8 was possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ; u. V8 v4 k& L9 W5 G
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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* a0 `7 D7 O1 P$ s& @3 N1 Z5 wThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
' f) t. w6 J9 ~1 T- Nheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 4 v( u- P/ |' i" W8 {
three minutes are up."
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* d& T5 g9 q4 I8 N4 `+ ~0 c% ADave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 8 k: X9 {$ |% i( h4 y4 P0 w
calling any minute.
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* M& z) J) @: z" r1 r% z" @) dFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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/ e! q; o8 _; O6 K2 HDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
) C6 S- s9 W/ cman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
0 v1 ?$ `" r3 o1 _& z0 \7 j+ D9 ?his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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3 r# i! f1 ` M1 H; cJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 6 h% {- |1 H, f
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ; ~: X9 F9 {+ M
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
% e y; j! ], _; C' L/ }. h5 Kare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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