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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ' I1 C3 G6 J9 X, x; Z5 ^0 f
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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; D I7 R3 j0 y& ]6 GThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
6 B( j9 W. Y4 O3 `& _9 KNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. ; `: o. m8 }( ?5 N; D) v
0 @2 Y: z+ Y U: j( C' {; I0 fDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
& V1 H4 p3 Q: B2 T- k! dTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
+ D8 a( ^0 H5 d4 Qbutton...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
/ L3 M8 S3 w& V, j9 W" \4 @, zbut teachers are just too frigid".
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0 c }, d ]- V: N. PThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
# I% \9 Q1 j' yonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 1 h1 `) a7 G" b" \9 X. m- ?6 B
would call much later in the day.
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! n ~( i8 J8 B- QAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
3 M2 y6 t. k. i, V- y gnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 2 z- Y) h- v& ~. X5 e/ ^
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. $ q) r6 w: y8 i- V: [/ d- V
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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$ b2 W- ]+ O# e7 RThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
, t& i0 Y& ?* }8 N( Xwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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! `. X! F9 [- I+ [8 y: _At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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3 Q r% }+ f* }4 ~8 WThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
7 E4 J5 r O( das possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ' W+ s0 i, l. q* _5 B: O4 O- z
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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! q% u( c' ~( c; B# e4 qDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as & K$ Q" e- s/ b J* _! M
their voices." 1 p2 f8 ]! Q! ?# g6 ^
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
8 ]6 p; w& g* _6 k8 {heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your d" S$ K9 k/ \3 G0 y
three minutes are up."
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2 o: \4 _. H$ gDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
* b" G# {$ e G/ g X) @; Q: Ccalling any minute.4 y1 P5 B, ` y( A* W
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
3 t4 {% c r, X( N0 Q8 q; t$ P; {man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
& `( C2 X8 Z/ y) Y8 T3 n$ @his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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: w4 w: v$ [2 }! y- b1 {5 D3 m1 MJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
8 C+ Z: ^/ N$ Fa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
1 P/ ?) t# q3 ware going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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