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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. * O& B% c: e, m5 l3 z5 [* L5 l
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ' D! F! H5 f1 F
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. ( Q8 e: v! q( |3 z5 |
6 E$ {$ R" g) o' [( U) |Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ! v8 C* A2 S0 B3 _4 F2 S: k
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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8 Z% M2 `) p# M( @( P) _7 OThe third man married a school teacher.
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9 M2 ?5 F+ D$ s& t+ W nDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
; G) l# D" f" h. Sbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 2 o0 ]6 w) B- D S
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two / \) q) d5 [# ]0 e. @7 c
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
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pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 0 g$ e3 H" m: D) [
5 T3 f% s. ?" V6 w8 oDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.& J) t* t1 L {- C
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 7 O! W3 p1 X. N' T, r7 `
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.) Q7 U6 {, _7 `" Z$ @0 x: a. I
C6 E/ y5 ~0 F m8 @' c% |9 o9 b$ GThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
, O8 y5 Z! v) j! L; }. m5 ras possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
4 z, t( {9 ~- z' Qtheir voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 3 d3 d% B* e2 B& O, n9 v: c' F$ C7 X
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your % I+ N, _5 L0 ?
three minutes are up." L4 O$ ?1 B$ q' N: R+ t! i1 J
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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( P; @: {6 _! H" b1 w* G. j0 o6 JFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.+ m1 d- y* T: m: J% Y0 ]4 C
: ?/ e) r( c1 R- b+ JDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 6 l7 Y5 Z+ D$ W7 N; V
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only % _ {1 F* F! u# T
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and * Y; l) I% V, }. E. b4 @
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
6 c! I1 E( C, }' M @2 xa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 4 ~4 g- u; m( {6 q
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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