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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, % W1 w8 F, o9 M8 u
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. # X! f* c9 y; F3 s/ |3 k6 ~+ d3 h
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The first man married a nurse. ' I0 m1 @4 X" T
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 0 T' Q/ `+ q+ G/ Q* O
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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+ f5 }0 d5 e3 f& Q" x. jThe second man married a telephone operator.
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4 W4 v, _: {, ?/ n1 O: c' JDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. & O3 G2 X4 [0 F; Y
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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6 ^2 @5 n1 `: X# RDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty . }, Q) F) D. C/ [$ v/ y" }' p0 ?% I7 R
but teachers are just too frigid".% `8 o" j0 V6 m4 z5 I
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
8 ?8 W% t$ t' i! f" e& gonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two ' t6 P h$ Q- I0 C ?0 F. C) p
would call much later in the day.6 r ?( V+ ?$ h
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
7 Q/ C8 d- S Z$ _- J9 x0 O# cnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's " W7 Y1 |' Z& R6 ?& k
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. . O W7 r! @' t5 O
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.. N( W) G7 m T3 u
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ! \; z: l/ {: c) L+ z
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."; p N4 L" u; H" s' T" g; D0 _' k
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.; i* m( ]% w( U( h" p
+ d- K# y4 u9 V& Q' Q- v" E" S" lThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 4 O# @2 ^& j$ T+ I+ J2 \
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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% \" P; Y% p: O( LDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as * b8 g2 l1 Z' e! a+ C% U, r5 b
their voices."
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( I6 D9 P2 ~! V0 X- IThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
7 Y$ Y) A J9 I. n+ {heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your * M7 L9 m# G+ |: f
three minutes are up." 7 f: M! i5 M, `% \
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The . C5 E @! o# n7 q7 U
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
0 C; z/ t& I3 ~, ihis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and ; Z0 S" r- }' {& O: }. |
legs.
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+ S& ?5 {. y# G) a! BJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a . [% c Z* T! `) A( p: R9 B V
fight?" 4 u; k# P# C# y) ~8 d% Q6 _# U
5 u' l. L! Q' t' N) M+ uThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
$ W" A# z# p0 K8 T- O! ua school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ; }$ l' |# I5 b; {% _
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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