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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, . Q. G) E6 H" Z7 ]3 [# v0 U
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
2 F8 ?) ~! W2 h0 S4 V0 zNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 7 \& K1 `0 e$ u! z% X& {
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. / E6 R; R6 [: i* K" d- ^
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top / ?; m5 Q. F; m0 [8 O
button...A-bomb.? B6 z$ P8 s" C) k* m% j! u E3 _: X
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The third man married a school teacher. : j- O6 W6 A% k3 f; u0 t' J" K* b
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty & h( T2 i4 L& y* J3 m+ a0 u. Y3 }
but teachers are just too frigid".9 X. [. c. I; s! A9 J D
2 n' w1 C' L. O1 TThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected , i, O7 ^8 \$ w
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 8 l2 A, i+ |/ E! w
would call much later in the day.5 Z9 z) ?0 r. B& S
$ f; n& b+ p( y6 rAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
) i) u" L4 W# A- D- E! G+ @nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's * k2 o! @1 z" N+ {( m" t: H, }$ i
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.: q0 @( j, a; P& W' v; l2 c
1 `" g! A: G: P6 m0 S0 w8 c3 J9 k+ U% `The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 1 q% [ I6 c) d7 c p" F; K4 r) Q
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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' ~6 ?3 }% l S2 `0 I' ~At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.6 P- x# J2 f' z5 G) l, Y1 Y
' F' r5 O* ]" K/ H! ?# b6 KThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
# ?' z& _9 U J# p/ Was possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back - [! x+ D5 y" m# c& \- V
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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' i# a+ R& i f- a" Z9 sDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ' \/ d: U$ r* x8 e' f1 l Y1 K Q: }
their voices." ) {, m, K3 S& `: o1 l( C2 ?
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 6 M" [( Z1 |8 F1 Z8 `& C+ @2 e
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your # }& G6 |9 z) p7 |2 p( D7 _+ T
three minutes are up."
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" n0 `: ?: r3 qDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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0 y, n4 S2 m3 \8 \ ?! T9 F! tFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
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/ k6 P, V$ W9 g; v5 |his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 5 ]' h7 y3 Z$ P i. h: @ s7 Z, _
legs.9 W6 V: \+ P& a9 x+ n* L' `8 [
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a % v; k8 G: x8 [6 ]- @) F: ~2 p
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
* [: H1 v* o8 V/ j1 wa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We & y7 L; L6 B5 n$ C
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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