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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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5 m& p- F' W; u' T& t# `The first man married a nurse.
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9 S1 A' G) p8 V7 W6 @Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ) }0 |- B( [" y- B9 R
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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0 q$ A+ p3 K9 M/ K: m, t D( EThe second man married a telephone operator.
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; C# Z' c; ^ Q( x F) VDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
! n& V" _$ H" v! j% yTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 9 H& E4 u% C& z+ c
button...A-bomb.?9 U3 u* A P- v! ]! I
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The third man married a school teacher. * i/ u2 x6 Z& d" z* w, v, \0 z$ a
6 s/ r7 B$ e# a. ~! O) `: CDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
6 Q2 ^8 Y) {8 K, j0 _but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
2 t# t9 @, d8 U% Wonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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% B& O ~) T8 I' E+ fAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ( g/ e+ q. ` ~% t) O/ E: m7 Z
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
; _' y# I" X5 r: T ppajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.3 ~5 X; K ^/ x5 c" p
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
7 v& x0 h3 A! q. I: E( Swas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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^$ s0 S! i- \9 lAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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/ k& _+ M9 h+ X: h0 sThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 7 t, o6 V8 ] _% L. j6 i: h
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
% G A) \" [6 rin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.. g& N* a' `: k9 p% |
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
, [5 l, W0 v! }" O' b+ i: xtheir voices."
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$ \8 z0 s0 {4 X0 y8 BThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I " w! K4 ~9 l7 A2 X- [
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your : h% |3 X! ~% C) T" m) s
three minutes are up." " N1 T' M N9 |( f. K+ ]: s
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 3 M) V! v1 r3 y0 J7 `9 u
calling any minute.; F3 Z# f: b) a5 Y
4 T' Y2 g" J. L7 IFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
/ P# X) z; ~+ G/ b1 K, L) O' ]! `% ~4 vman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only : S1 r( ^7 u: h; a% }- _
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and / s" ^2 `% o. y) m1 s d
legs.2 [8 F- p8 V' U9 ?0 F
. E! g" [9 g# |! f U" TJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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& Z$ E% y0 F5 IThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry # y! B5 U1 e+ S' n( v
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
3 z' M! _4 k1 b7 Mare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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