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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
5 o- a! O; u$ m' I8 `( G* E5 ?where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. . v8 }: G5 g& Q9 d/ R
0 B- e4 y( g3 OThe first man married a nurse.
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& {5 F% ~: x& E9 l- ?1 RDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
f* h7 L; J5 U8 |Nurses are known to be hot to trot".: E( f* A. _- C
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The second man married a telephone operator. 6 D4 Z, i0 R5 Z7 G9 _
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. " F/ c: G6 i2 |. Y0 d% P
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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8 g: ?7 I2 ?( I k WThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
; C# w+ \6 u C% y8 u. rbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
5 x, M3 g! ~' U9 eonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 3 B% P) d0 r9 x- K. L w
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
1 F H: B( c6 k# Rnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ! I6 X0 b. Y6 h: I: I* E0 O
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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2 b+ t8 m+ H! D6 M4 @Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse./ ~( o+ p5 @/ D; o2 g! H4 Q
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night & w% ^, W% k- X0 V$ i5 W, `, r
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary.", B, F5 K+ O2 s$ H+ w
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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6 |4 S) H l& I; |8 r1 U- XThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
% r8 X, ?/ d) c G3 M4 T3 u6 Bas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
- E/ D" T1 z" t1 J/ F; uin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.; l8 l5 a, k; |) S" {% x
4 d v; T& w8 |/ `% Q9 IDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as , a8 H; [) d; f$ n* Z3 I
their voices." : r& F9 }+ ~: N% L) |8 U
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I + k# q) C6 W# z" m) v1 K7 O% n
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
* \7 p3 r4 S1 b8 v: e; n2 [+ Fthree minutes are up." A/ z) ^# \% j) y2 ]
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be s- \6 }: q- D* r4 f# Z
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.# A6 U/ ~/ l; h5 t* H6 m$ g5 s
7 h9 t- N8 F8 i/ xDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
/ d( F1 ^" N$ P& _man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
( m; x. K$ p8 rhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and / T/ ]. w( ]8 z0 J( C
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 6 L( l8 v: _% ?8 R
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
! f( A2 d" E, ]5 j% y6 gare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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