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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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: K( v( N/ M" { e w9 g8 mDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ' E8 L' ?4 g7 l* b4 m& \. s
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. ' t- q! { ?8 } S& u
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
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The third man married a school teacher. 7 }0 m0 k9 J' s% `5 \( c
* }& g* C7 D+ n$ U4 {/ ~9 B! IDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
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' P/ k/ v( g* j& M0 ]* qThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected * h, I; }+ T3 I
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 8 B+ H8 w* [2 V9 W
would call much later in the day.
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# s6 H; Z$ c5 v- gAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
! L% S; h; D" E* y! ?8 K( g5 _, x9 snurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ; R% s) O1 ?3 ?' ]1 `. X
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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, W0 ?8 W8 H1 V4 } b2 pThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 4 A+ F' u& [; A
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 6 g5 {- J4 J& Y% u7 t
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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- {: p; \6 l3 z* `. A4 v8 E! b/ cThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
8 |- _" X& t5 X" v4 E9 qheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
. j" Y( N6 i: q5 p" }three minutes are up." ) k! A. m0 q% j, L; Y
* w! j' S0 ]& n* a: f3 I- W0 tDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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7 f8 T1 ]8 q3 n9 P1 x, R% ]. ?$ {Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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( D9 o& j" P, t2 B# @Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
; c+ a- t. \, M7 U' S7 kman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only . {0 Y" q" L( m S- w/ Z
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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p% A4 U( ~7 X4 f% s7 RJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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# |( `# e! E3 J8 f$ zThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
8 X* ^, r6 X: ~2 Q5 E8 ja school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We $ t3 t8 c4 g# Z5 ?" K
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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