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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, H& ~! ] f3 q8 g- _
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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& r" s( {* o- r- h: c* wThe first man married a nurse. 6 W& K: l6 a0 J6 V7 G, u1 g" ]6 Y
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
, a7 P. z* i& W$ b7 c* ^Nurses are known to be hot to trot".$ z- V; Y* H' V: w
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The second man married a telephone operator. 3 E0 h5 q& h, w) S' t9 n8 s
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 0 X9 p" X1 r# O* `+ z- f
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top ) i4 p( B* v. P5 \* h" S% t
button...A-bomb.?) h$ ^2 ~) @% X
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The third man married a school teacher.
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1 u! y4 |: l4 ^3 x0 I3 uDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
1 a8 g6 q: U. [: |) u* nbut teachers are just too frigid".
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4 ]& @, Z5 u0 d9 ^$ ~& u+ [8 p; OThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected & a P* o+ R/ |- s8 \- c
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
2 n* n+ n+ D: J4 o! I; Qwould call much later in the day.
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% {2 Z( |/ f7 X% s3 s( ~$ Q8 u- ~At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The . A, y. ]$ a7 i1 k: o- A" Z5 O# v" B
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's - ?; J% Z& f B; l2 R+ V$ k
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.4 V; Z7 m+ \& ~6 i1 x T
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
( T. G! y A+ g0 Twas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."2 A7 V" g4 `( K7 G0 D6 r
% \2 S( w% ?( g; ~# FAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.) ]/ h( s, Z8 q5 G
' o. c- ^( k( a9 O0 t* r; G3 @( \The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 8 ^% m4 }- P, i0 |
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
6 M/ r2 ?( i0 m' g$ N: nin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 6 e# l/ Y! W* t( X
their voices." / P7 c, J" s& ]6 J( N
8 P! a p8 d! g! @( s5 SThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 6 v3 i' X7 [3 h, W0 o
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
& \* K% I' K" q0 T* Nthree minutes are up." y: G8 G" H9 u& V7 P5 H9 w/ \3 E
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
( ]* D+ v7 k5 i% d+ k, [% D% V! Kcalling any minute.
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: a4 U/ _0 P1 c" [- Q. Q( O" ~Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast./ O1 n8 v* l2 a* O% n4 @
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ' [( ?$ D6 k+ k1 d! U6 L
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
/ H$ _1 L( a; U2 z7 y0 z7 k3 n r mhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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, ^# r- { H, \: LJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a # b& o0 w6 F4 _0 }( v
fight?" 2 a9 u( p$ N- g
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 1 Q, `4 N5 e) c; G- F. u
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
: p( t# Y/ [! j+ ^8 Pare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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