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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. 6 i0 N! m6 M& n% A: [2 X
$ {7 I3 I' U0 S9 ?1 I: fDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
7 ]2 |* K2 Z4 h' c/ z) hNurses are known to be hot to trot".1 }+ i6 L* n; _* L6 J4 k) T1 g
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The second man married a telephone operator. * d* a' |$ A! b. i
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
6 S+ V. h' i2 \3 D1 W& STelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 3 l# E( V) k: l4 q9 t: w. q& o1 t+ V
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. & U1 e- `$ [& s4 o1 J
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
' V% `( ?3 q5 y0 u+ pbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ! ^+ o- q! Y) ?+ }! j# E
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
i+ K' [- ~. ?3 i8 w2 o# hwould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The . F8 J7 |; |- P6 v3 Y
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's . T$ K/ }1 a7 l/ S
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 0 {2 e. m% E2 a) n7 p) t' [
. J3 `, ?+ l$ l6 I% A% mDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse." |9 \# ^7 C% ?' _9 d
# }8 \0 Y, ^9 q3 ^The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
0 [: x+ M' Y2 K/ D' u nwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."8 s- ?" v+ o0 |, _: R, C; s7 a
! ~* V$ t$ p, q- aAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.. z# k% W! ~- B* n3 c" V! J
. G E9 n! z# A& l; bThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ! p- l$ m, F/ o7 g3 p, ]
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back - x4 ?4 b7 U, `* p, w1 s+ r- X
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
4 \* r' d. u7 P; {7 V. oheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
, t8 G9 e. _1 H4 ~, O3 W5 @0 j T$ rthree minutes are up." - u9 _! y4 K% a3 M: m
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be $ p/ j9 ]2 G3 E) V" ^" u/ }! h% y
calling any minute.
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6 ?7 f8 o' C0 \* [0 }Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.7 t- B: X6 w5 g
: n# c; e% f4 o4 D8 cDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
- d) y3 k7 ^' R w, E# ~man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
+ P1 _* ]/ l* U* P: F8 Q9 G+ yhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and ! K* z( [% a7 {
legs.6 V! f' r- R- q
& m/ D( O i- f* MJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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* T( W$ _. `- U" {7 H8 nThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 2 a3 t4 z! q6 h" A2 b' k" k4 r
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 0 J6 G0 n2 k2 m! j+ P1 b
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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