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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, & o9 u. T5 R, Z7 W; O
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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8 z3 Q2 u3 g/ CThe first man married a nurse. 8 d0 s& L& M) m
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 8 o8 I* I* z* `2 t/ ]
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 6 e+ k. l0 E" v! |+ D: n4 }/ R
& v; \0 ~- ? `$ w! LDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ! Z! s8 h! X+ ^1 l6 E, [: Z
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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' r" ^- q3 R/ aThe third man married a school teacher.
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( s5 U) V; y! n0 r* \6 kDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty / Z' X, o. Z& [' e
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected # ?$ k. o- }) S, y3 P' Q7 N' K
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
3 e, J# j- I" Gwould call much later in the day.* e1 c) y0 `- O) f+ d' j+ J
' J, s8 U9 g& ~( B; ?' y3 iAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
" V3 o2 z3 p- v, W! s3 ^nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ! h2 i6 z6 w! F: g7 V, e
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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$ G# I; @: W- N. _& }, S2 M" ~8 J" ~Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.7 o+ u6 I+ a/ M9 Y& R* V5 F
" b9 ~9 Y8 t( u+ B" M& bThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 1 x% z0 h# o7 }- ], t
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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. ^: I/ ~# o5 w- @, |: [7 i" r3 kAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
, Q# Y- T9 o+ v+ v2 z0 Ras possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
" V% y$ R3 p6 Oin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.7 r$ | X% {, F2 f9 B
( i, W6 n7 T7 ` R- aDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
9 T1 L0 j5 {$ g& K9 n& V, ltheir voices."
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4 M- G1 I3 g* _1 g7 o% G- P/ f; j0 }The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 2 _7 z* @4 J1 ]( K
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your & p+ I5 E \ t+ r+ ~
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ' m) t/ x. C: n, E4 E4 H
calling any minute.- \8 i6 K* h& q: a
) Z1 Q" ]4 e9 e: a M: GFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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* m; J. r8 W1 ~# Y$ e2 t. M6 tDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
! H8 s' L' ^+ r* d; T8 A" Pman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only & J0 s7 {8 E5 C' l- i4 s
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and / R6 B/ A+ O8 F0 j: Q
legs.9 }! T0 V0 s( F
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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7 y& ~5 x, Q8 Y- L9 Y. |+ YThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ; L/ N+ F0 _+ F2 x1 o" b+ ~
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
$ E% g& U6 M$ {! Z7 Hare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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