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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 5 q8 Q/ n: }# T( k/ F% B8 ?. {7 Y
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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) L4 x- e D! L+ g% S5 KThe first man married a nurse.
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7 [' Z- j" O+ y; E6 s, @% X& ]Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. # Q+ x. S H& F
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".' A" T" ]$ L, y/ `; {; Z [
A9 s+ P8 n8 c- m! l zThe second man married a telephone operator. 5 _- r( ~6 [: A& D$ _
1 @' p$ I$ v" ], `1 fDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
1 ?% \6 |0 d h: n7 P4 {5 C0 [3 OTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top z9 x5 I- o! G" l
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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9 I, A7 r7 x" B0 |6 K2 lDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 1 {- ]3 c! ~9 k! B! ]
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 2 b8 A9 G. K% i( a$ T
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two " W# h3 w- ]$ B) G( ~7 \
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
. I2 x; Z4 K: T$ c9 h: qnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 2 A$ R8 t! A/ R _4 y& G
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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7 {: T8 y$ L, ~ Q# u/ KDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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: c7 R6 x! d7 ^. w/ h" Q: J- vThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ; ~& Y: {3 C4 h! X4 ]
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."5 P7 e$ J1 Y0 j! F$ N) b' w2 ?" ^
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
" ^& d q9 p! u7 B' Z8 Tas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
$ q: x7 x8 y/ d$ e- z! jheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 4 H, Q1 E( F; |1 n- D _ A2 l! B9 ^
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.: Y5 s: v0 L! Q3 k7 p
; b7 |+ S$ ~! k, n( xDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 9 z! x+ G2 Y8 V
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
$ C! ]; V0 J. ^) b5 j. fhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a & I" r3 G5 T7 _% y- ^" n
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
* F4 |5 w0 R8 X1 Da school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
) V+ M/ D' M! G( b& I9 Q# w0 }are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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