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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 0 `, u4 c# N3 ~1 `4 _" ]2 d, j
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. `% V2 f( k8 _5 ]! o) X% M
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The first man married a nurse.
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6 }0 F" R+ G% Y6 y0 m, T- ^0 CDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
, S) n$ J( @/ S! _2 p9 d( T4 u$ p% gNurses are known to be hot to trot".4 C7 w& |' D J" K: D; u
j; Q$ e1 B/ F1 R- t) uThe second man married a telephone operator. # L( g; E& n/ V5 V
+ A' J. m6 M. k. X+ [; fDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 7 }8 Q {: `, `2 M# k! y1 b
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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; z+ x* o) }+ X5 N7 |" FThe third man married a school teacher.
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H0 _/ ]* v0 Z: X2 l- ADave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 0 S6 r: B# q! ]# R
but teachers are just too frigid".
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+ M$ U6 c) Z8 P" s$ }The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ) S3 E! m, w$ G" d& _- j
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
& k/ ]! o9 e( a$ r! v& Swould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
8 V- `- t7 h; b0 J) p. ]* onurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ' d( S \; p( W, c5 x* v, W
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. % f+ A# ~7 g7 p3 l& q i: r
! d8 t0 n5 \- q- }) J) pDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ! z3 {0 O5 i* K. o0 S& [: |+ H
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."6 ^6 t8 w9 K( W; a% R$ m2 q4 h
5 K* U: P( Q. ]) \At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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+ g2 `4 a; b* U) r4 SThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast $ L- V; \2 n' a9 v/ B
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
$ j6 Q$ J( \! u3 s. [* |& `( mtheir voices."
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: H5 u3 \% k) {0 Z& FThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
7 e% z: Q+ @: T. iheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ' H% F5 b; h9 N5 l! H$ N
three minutes are up." 0 J4 ~" D3 K, e# f- {7 z
4 w; @& E4 y6 V4 B9 H3 wDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be + n9 q: e4 I* q' L
calling any minute.
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3 h. L( q4 u+ A. q# y. W" L; BFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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: O8 l1 P( l- [* iDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 2 ~$ \5 Y1 \. a4 v# {
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only ' y8 F2 Z; I4 F/ z" T
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and , [+ S: C% E4 F; f' l
legs.: k Q" d% ~0 ^" U& b. U
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 6 q3 F/ S8 M) E& c8 @5 c
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
. w0 |! X6 w0 o" H6 E/ l t; n5 u" j0 ka school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
' J4 W- P& A0 R) iare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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