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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. 7 n0 Z2 E3 g9 J' v: \. ^% X
9 ?6 {9 K9 o# @Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
2 B g* S# r; V* q" e* V DNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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3 A" u0 i0 p% c f4 R0 S! S4 ^# f2 Q$ KThe second man married a telephone operator.
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# Y+ E- P: `/ }Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
/ Z3 M0 t2 L6 _3 l1 B' |! w8 W( c' kTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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7 M/ k5 F) [2 G# n8 SThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
/ Y) ^1 R3 h0 W, Qbut teachers are just too frigid".
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$ Y5 x) Y* ?: w; f- F7 }The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
3 U* Z9 e4 d! V4 I2 i, Qonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
2 h; A# \. S- U& @ hwould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ) \6 ]# o( D/ \& F# `5 q' b0 T
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
( C: X) ^% P9 E; Ypajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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S0 r! @: L8 h- Y5 fDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.4 o* y! u- [+ g" B. B4 B2 a
6 n( B3 K' p% y; XThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 4 E5 `2 H) G. v( {! O7 ]
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."5 J- l$ T( H, ] ]- z i! s B
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.+ C1 C% h- n) J
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
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in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ' R6 v3 b- `3 Y
their voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I : n3 }7 o. E! s; N& s
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 1 e4 ^& m+ Z7 O9 `9 J, j- d" z
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be " p: y- a9 O$ X5 v: p
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast." \* \4 e5 B5 W/ q: _' L
& @0 c- H5 l! sDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 4 S+ A6 z9 H! u" \. s
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
" X& @4 C/ w& a8 `0 y5 h* ?his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and : h* Z/ _7 Y& ]. y2 X5 Q
legs.: r) y# @; t3 w8 g+ |1 J$ S
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry & a7 ]+ h2 ^0 z+ Z# P% z) f
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
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