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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, % d! o& _; n$ ]' m/ ?
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. * X: r8 T% n1 z* }
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The first man married a nurse. . ~7 W3 n% i' O0 A
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ( ~# P) w# W9 K$ c! i7 l
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. : M: P$ y- G* e; G
! x6 V6 j* j' v3 b xDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
4 Z& t( _& [/ S% e D8 {# iTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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- ]' |9 y/ g6 _2 X( P8 a8 s5 lThe third man married a school teacher.
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J: z" j5 G* MDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty , X+ T) ^) L0 r) J; V3 A6 x0 d
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
3 K# @1 c% h. e. yonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
5 \6 j B7 N# R1 xwould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 5 |6 [$ g) n$ {! Y$ s# G
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's / l6 e: B" l+ Q7 _3 e* Q9 d
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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1 e# m d4 ~" |/ d. b* wDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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; |# W; I: j' Q- o3 w- bThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast , y8 m- n* j6 U" Y7 v$ G' i- P" r
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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' x! x7 V" k! R/ |4 ]Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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4 D: Z, ?/ x K9 }2 } pThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
& D' ^/ d D% C( f2 R J Sheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
: J; _: J1 d5 W! wthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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9 l3 u+ @6 \5 n% k% O; W! RFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.' {% c5 t ]) y2 \
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The & O* v' Y6 y- P
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 5 o) y- Y: x9 X( H
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a / }5 R; a- m5 U8 f8 `6 A
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
% X# N' S& S; ba school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
; [2 ^6 M' W4 Z$ W% c/ eare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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