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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, + h( P3 v; A& B$ A' e3 }
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. ! z9 W8 [. m; ~9 j
: s1 e- B, k1 Q& [+ qThe first man married a nurse. 5 V& m* k' v9 e
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
; J/ F$ U4 Q d* l5 ~% m& }Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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2 x& V. _3 k* l1 D& g4 |The second man married a telephone operator. & a- S1 G9 N$ m' K
* |$ @& @& D9 X* _8 z1 ?Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
0 {4 u7 H2 y5 j7 m3 F; iTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top $ j/ \$ R2 r, f& k P3 R
button...A-bomb.?
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* c6 S( s) k8 v z) CThe third man married a school teacher. 3 E, \* I5 x+ O9 |
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 6 y8 ^1 m' ]( D. U
but teachers are just too frigid".
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9 U' j/ @$ P4 y! e' g5 h- b* O! yThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day.
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6 i |; o4 i5 z& j2 tAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
% m# @. ?7 P% N' s7 h5 {nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 5 [3 G% u3 B7 t6 g! R* R0 Q
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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9 F# k; F! B& a/ E* U( T4 nDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night , @, G% ?$ M ^: L5 R8 J
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast * R+ S: V5 t1 B/ j9 d
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 9 o. @6 G* S0 y$ s ]7 g
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.) w# ~2 t. Q0 S0 Q
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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" _2 F8 \5 e6 W8 T& HThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
! L# N2 `: {; l' B8 F6 Q9 mheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
% @5 }# {. M) ?three minutes are up." 8 ?& U' X* p8 {& ]1 g
* ]" H( x H. X/ I- S7 @$ d+ [Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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" n' _; {8 c( q6 r( CFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 3 e% I; z$ H* ]6 ]
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 8 c0 e/ u# S% v& y" r
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
/ e! g! b6 H) M- u3 J: n3 X$ ^a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 5 r3 m' M# Y: P) J
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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