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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
0 a7 y1 h( c7 w, D& T' Mwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. $ X3 Q' c9 l' a+ @/ V1 a
# A1 \ E3 o, _9 O' qThe first man married a nurse. % R! i" ~. Z3 N6 Z( [" v: ^! l
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 6 W0 o" c# t0 v, c# D/ ?
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".3 Z5 D" t1 B* C, T$ Q
3 z1 D+ t! Q. j# M) Y0 ^The second man married a telephone operator. 8 N+ v$ {9 O( D4 L: {; x8 k
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 1 }7 ~5 i3 `! Y, ~: O
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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- Y; W. X; w) r, |8 j/ w: h+ iThe third man married a school teacher. * T0 `( [$ i5 o, E& Z4 `# E
; v9 ]) d2 R, g5 k' ~3 vDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 1 N. A# S4 I7 m* `- p# V/ H. E% L
but teachers are just too frigid".. f H; H0 A. N& {) C! r9 T
5 X0 U4 N, {8 A H& T' P; hThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
% ?# H9 z- ]: o- o1 Y2 jonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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, _: Q6 h% [- d0 m: ZAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The $ k! G) V, u; D; V! Z2 C8 W+ i8 ~
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ; V7 R* Y, G- f- l S" [; P* S
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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6 |# h0 ^: Y. g1 C3 V/ YDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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$ ^+ G# x- \) b; _3 Y" yThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night * o* `) M: ?# x! p$ T5 C2 ~$ [
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
7 _- @) y0 i' z& {+ Las possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
# C" B5 V2 d; Z1 Zin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.; z+ U# {7 y4 c" {6 F9 S7 w( V0 ]! [
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as + k: F m) J/ d0 M" B: C0 ]
their voices." # p) F2 w! o+ H. X( O" e
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
3 h1 T8 M+ w& C$ qheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your * l8 u% B2 g. Q9 ]( N/ m
three minutes are up."
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& x+ E- e6 D: u+ [Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
8 ?: O5 @1 `: y- A" o9 u7 G+ k6 M" Qcalling any minute.
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- Y, U. j' H$ U% GFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.2 v5 r% d1 w4 X0 [2 E9 E" {- n
; Q3 d' R* c4 `- gDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
# n2 }: ]" H) }man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
P# g: @/ b" w% z' m! z# [% uhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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, T* B4 g0 g& y) o7 cThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
* h6 Z8 U6 v4 l6 F3 @- Ta school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
3 U* s# k0 I' j8 |: M8 xare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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