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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, " B' k# c1 r$ s! B8 u) z
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. 6 e }/ G6 F/ R5 u/ f
: @3 P0 h1 R9 e8 [The first man married a nurse. o, M0 r+ T3 M6 v+ Q- m0 C
2 X+ o7 i8 U C2 u0 @4 Y+ jDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. . a" Z3 N, Y1 d a0 H5 r6 U, \
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".2 Z/ y/ g2 p0 _7 ]9 g' |; j
( B& c5 c3 y+ `+ \, c8 I- ]The second man married a telephone operator. & M0 B# X' N C/ k H
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
+ l6 r4 d/ E1 D9 G) {& VTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top % p V8 @# ?3 B1 p& I! `
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. 8 `, e6 b$ x8 P7 C$ h
5 N9 ~$ y4 e. R) {& j# IDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty * h9 F( X! B# y+ M7 k
but teachers are just too frigid".* Q( d" h- J- w( v9 J' p' T0 p
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
. f ]$ w7 X* @, s$ _! F+ Y$ }only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two & `1 t2 A1 y1 L
would call much later in the day.4 `' p9 l7 }* q- E) z( e% m* T2 z
1 C! K5 ?9 J. `1 z. r# w/ ~At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 0 |# N+ I7 v: ^: u3 z& Y
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's * b0 S- I' w! V3 K# D* X( Q0 k
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ; \9 e/ W- r1 T; ?
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
3 e$ M% h% q5 x. k' m: [6 Fwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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5 j7 ^& d" W$ V4 F3 uThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
( [% G6 ~9 P7 I; Gas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
( s) N4 _" y* `7 X- X- r, w. nin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
' l. B- l4 S( X/ W% Y/ gtheir voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
8 j5 `! [# v: |# m$ [* W" }heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your . y/ N1 R/ t1 F7 q' |
three minutes are up." 3 z8 q! c, H$ H8 Z
+ U# g) Z% z/ I) \/ K9 {* `Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
+ c$ X+ |% P# M+ _0 Icalling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.; o E1 E5 E; h5 V/ }; S7 J$ M
$ M, A+ X) X4 H; i, ?Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 4 n" K. r ?3 {7 F5 E, z o+ q
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
; }8 M1 u' r+ ]9 G* lhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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6 W. V' R3 Y8 e$ }$ [# yJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ' L/ b0 W1 A$ x
fight?" : j- X' D; v- X' C8 c, O q
" P: Y7 a2 b! w [7 L7 ~The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
' O+ ]; v# T0 h! }: ?* I/ P( ma school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
4 ^5 Z: g% z" j; b2 k: D( w3 jare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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