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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ! M. {. z4 c+ Q9 D8 \0 ?
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. 8 B0 \( m& M5 v- [
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The first man married a nurse.
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1 W; _1 \/ M5 W/ A* tDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ( A% d5 F/ i# H$ `9 x
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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% H- n- Y, @1 Q( S% fThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. . i9 M+ y9 w9 ^$ m# k
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top * h' ]4 B. i% V) c/ z; `
button...A-bomb.?
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; d* `2 Q7 [' j* M# j' Z, hThe third man married a school teacher.
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* {4 N8 m4 S+ c( V, B) kDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
8 y' T1 Z2 O, Ibut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
* f) j p ~- Jnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 8 p' W: c' y& M6 @ r
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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/ E$ L" J% t% w& X9 S8 xDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.) t# U, I6 a* D% ~1 ]% L
5 |: h. ~+ I4 D3 @1 wThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
+ \2 k; k, p$ b @4 q( K( Qwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."6 _ S' m' f8 L0 l6 m. n6 B
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.2 @' W3 f$ q) u6 l$ h6 m9 P
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
' _7 J, E* s, W( o% q y$ Mas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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, g& r1 Y5 m/ ~9 A! ]The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
) ^3 k6 X* o% p) [$ O. t! Sheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
0 d/ B5 c$ A" D1 P4 Kthree minutes are up."
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7 W- N) [5 C+ sDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 4 v7 y$ c, Z+ ^! \3 X# z
calling any minute.* L0 Z2 M$ }; I5 G, i' d$ w' Y
: W7 L5 `& W9 O0 a6 h2 yFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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6 [8 }3 ~/ q( ^" t' ^1 x3 `: }) `Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 5 `5 Q, [; b& K; F
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only & c9 S- J1 R" r8 E
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and ! E: \' @7 g: R, d/ F$ D3 V8 ^
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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: E3 u+ G, ~, D' iThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 7 `) l( O+ ^* ^1 ~) Z
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We , ]2 _& _4 u5 J
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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