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发表于 2008-8-22 20:40 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
+ X5 j% u! F- Y  }+ @# ^1 oBMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a
/ T/ K% K# l: G! U5 r$ _) k; f2 K; lBroni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window " u: [5 x( y2 s0 \8 X' i8 `
and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your 7 @+ r4 t2 I: @  z
flock, will you give me one?"
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The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his
- H3 X5 o/ V# f* `9 r4 _- {1 O: opeacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure.": x( B. V4 ?& p% \9 O/ m5 a# w

! `3 T; V6 F6 HThe yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a 9 ]* V0 B, k3 \7 W, h4 T
cell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a
" S6 I& N7 w8 q& ]: K' _GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database 9 a, j9 M( d+ d  [: H) ~
and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his
0 H# O. D& }. w2 C8 YBlackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out
1 X) g& g  \+ d1 I- ^" W, Ia 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and
7 T9 |: {( s$ O( bsays,"You have exactly 1586 sheep".
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"That is correct; take one of the sheep" said the shepherd. 6 f. g! ^  c$ h" n9 {

) L- c# I# C# q, x& ]He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his $ X% o& D: {; y1 v+ J
car.
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$ ~+ w/ z( V6 L1 y  uThen the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business
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"OK, why not" answered the young man.
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' x. q/ t4 H& J! K! V"Clearly, you are a consultant" said the shepherd.
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5 V  _6 j7 z# p4 h# c"That's correct" says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"3 c# K& y- Q) P! r0 k
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"No guessing required" answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although ! n5 g3 k. @8 \! ?! g$ N) C) ?
nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
* T% z& x; ^3 z2 S" K( Nquestion I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.... Now give 3 a  i6 J5 N( k6 f; Y
me back my dog".
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:41 | 显示全部楼层
a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
: s, B# |/ e6 M& ^/ l' k" ]/ bundone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open".
8 i% m/ L* z" R9 ]* W0 B# N$ pNot having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
- N& P5 U" e1 S9 Y8 Xmoments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper & N# N  G3 @: Y9 }
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran . M* I' A5 o! A" L( e
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into 7 j7 T( z0 e& f" F2 O, ?
her unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
7 @: l9 A) A% r! |! V2 O9 \open, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman
+ Q' Q; V2 F  ~2 c  w2 Rresponded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle 6 Z! H8 Q- y& {& p
bags"
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:42 | 显示全部楼层
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
, h1 n: r: `( Y2 H# e8 Ewhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. - P+ x; k. E6 M: b! d6 r( w

+ g4 q( U, a& ?! w# _The first man married a nurse. * G/ X  c- h3 @' g6 D6 i

& W0 F# [* `1 s" S9 c8 @Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
% t7 S" X% o+ J9 Y% UNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
' {# m0 f% R: }0 B/ pTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
8 r% k( p9 U# _# Y3 \, Pbutton...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. # _* [4 C! P- z7 t$ I: C) k
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
! D- v! a" F5 B* O& H$ B7 q0 _but teachers are just too frigid".- J- K4 q. @/ N" ]! d4 z
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
3 v, Z7 S- w6 Monly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 9 Y+ p% @7 |/ F! Z
would call much later in the day.9 U0 F" `. l2 ?3 m# k" a# c* \1 b2 w

5 ?3 g' h% w. k9 S' L: cAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
6 X0 X+ s  i( ], wnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
8 P6 t/ ~6 e5 C# t' P/ Hpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. - X' ^# j3 W$ k$ g( p  u3 t! d( J
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.6 }' o4 t* K% A8 K( v5 a: D

, i1 N% m- f- m8 l& y; J' fThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
8 ]: V6 J5 w# ^' Uwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."/ ~% b* {0 {: [' i# x3 [7 G
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again." I% y2 n& N. w, m

- {2 ^; p2 U: a( p9 i1 sThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
+ X% g+ r7 l: p: K; Mas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ( H0 K, I; i3 z0 }% o6 j3 H
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
3 |: X: F0 g2 `3 w7 y" t; b7 vtheir voices."
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" s; q! ^; {9 K/ ^5 u- G1 M/ d6 `The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 5 v" S9 ~6 @* k! E( n
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 5 K$ Y5 S) }  j5 R5 [
three minutes are up."
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) y1 L3 P& M& `" jDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be : v5 J; a! f* {: H) {
calling any minute.
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* x# x! z7 a, uFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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  s9 {- a* q( \6 h) c. eDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 0 \7 M3 _; f6 Y% s$ G. r
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
* R% @4 _6 i: [5 c3 Qhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
3 c( d- ^# k# I+ Slegs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a . n6 C. B, l  C/ I5 w% Q' {
fight?"
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( V( a  C$ U" ~5 e+ A/ Z# aThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
# r( h1 V5 ~& ?, ia school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
" M3 I) f: g  b% X, }+ D9 K5 eare going to do this over and over, until we get right."
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发表于 2008-8-22 22:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
good job! thanks for sharing
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