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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
1 L8 _+ H4 V3 e8 Q( M* jwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. # _+ `: j+ x! _
1 v4 g0 w" a# \) H+ f# I- a" s( Y! NThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ! J4 _4 Q0 ^0 Z" I5 _
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".; Z$ H( ?* F7 w) a3 B9 Q! d- W: g; |
: U8 }& H- Q" ^! CThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. / P0 \, x5 u7 L
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
2 @+ {. L9 g0 u3 r6 Cbutton...A-bomb.?2 s: O/ P% o$ j L+ Y% }
1 [! T0 o, W) t" F# ]The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
7 ?9 o. v* ^$ M) wbut teachers are just too frigid".7 H7 F; h& G% C, H# X9 r6 x
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
1 |7 s: D8 B. C) h9 sonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two Y, s* T7 Q* D- [9 E0 C
would call much later in the day.9 O' s! \3 g6 ~
, O' H, ~& _/ X% ^4 M* h3 qAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
* r7 P* x' o0 Q4 O! Y S- \/ ~2 Fnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's % x( Z% L/ ?3 J% x' h- ?& _
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ) k/ \( v' C; H5 ^, I% N
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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1 @4 l( q: q9 q) XThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
+ d z5 W0 q/ `: W7 s. Ewas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.0 q- w2 M2 d% |/ b0 p0 n0 x& K
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 3 \0 |8 ^8 p+ i! B
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
1 |. @; u' y) Q* @) i3 X6 O7 \+ y) pin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.' P5 N5 I' }' }/ t; b
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
; n3 _- Q& G0 P2 T0 J! L3 Gheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
# K) T* l/ r! f0 [ f9 Pthree minutes are up."
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3 V/ Y# B& ~3 x$ [1 O4 PDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
+ h f/ `3 i$ }1 Q/ B0 _9 J1 vcalling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.& i y0 g! ]; D; g
( t0 R) E( I: B/ X7 e1 [6 Q# {4 [Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
: O7 W$ @. X2 V- w* G5 eman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only + t4 J8 v3 O6 ] Q1 | [+ h
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and % P( ^8 z" f+ d! B) v- Q
legs.
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9 k' ^- s D- H0 u! XJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 6 x, H' h3 t3 g" H# z: j) p
fight?"
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/ u* c* c; P( N5 W. @$ S; q8 Z2 |1 eThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
7 j# W% O+ E* @" K1 F* e6 F& S6 @a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 6 h( X- _# o4 n& d. U, E& a: I6 l
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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