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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, , h7 @7 z( o2 S3 ?# L+ [
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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+ l% ?# L1 P# C- D, u; NThe first man married a nurse. 0 S d7 J" d A& S% D- {
7 |0 u; N0 Z3 }, N# n9 c" F# QDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
" _; t4 b, G& u* W% b, T0 RNurses are known to be hot to trot"., u1 H ^' z* f/ |
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The second man married a telephone operator. 5 Z w9 B, [' J/ \+ l- w0 k
; a8 t5 h0 F( qDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. `6 H D5 N5 o
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. # X. R3 \0 e" F% B% A0 S2 D
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 6 ], j( A3 Q8 {) S+ k! ]& M
but teachers are just too frigid".
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$ y$ e1 [9 ?- u" eThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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- a( C _4 n) P- gwould call much later in the day.7 \; b8 p$ I+ Y# ?4 O
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
9 _: p; t5 j2 ]% \+ Qnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ( m( M5 e8 q; W( u0 l- i/ Z
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ) I" b/ z2 O7 b2 ]9 |- T
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.8 @) ^( {/ }- j; S" h G, ` x
" Z2 p8 R6 y5 k/ s! @0 n. JThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
4 }, a; _" L. _was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."3 T' S: y) w; Q* [6 K( r2 ^ [
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again., P& w# |* S# t: L
0 x1 K- |: @) E8 I, ^5 P6 VThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 9 j& M8 W& S! L
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back $ P! N6 ~) O T! [, g* `
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 2 w6 G" G* H2 o2 H
their voices." 5 ~, E% n& E/ s2 b7 I
1 ^! ~ s" c5 u+ Z% UThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I - d# p6 \. Z1 q# c, R+ t7 }
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
! P3 G( x- e' v, J% Xthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be / R, z% R3 t0 A. I+ X; @
calling any minute." M2 W2 y' ?! y# j4 x+ n; @
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.! ^+ y4 C: N/ K- e% z8 I1 e
0 _3 z0 I8 H0 l" [/ d2 xDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The * i `& r, w4 ]4 ~4 M4 ]
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 9 G+ \- F' ~% B C9 \+ e0 o4 ]: p
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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( [% X5 I2 z/ f/ ~ uThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 7 d, E$ p' G7 n7 N. i
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
4 z9 f' x& B j- D- d: W% Qare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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