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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
( Z9 z4 \" j8 z3 gNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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$ D4 s* ^& P7 o0 e; A- W& x( R: NThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
9 C5 E$ {* y# `9 q5 y. FTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 9 e7 e. q$ u) k8 f0 c, D
button...A-bomb.?
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* H- R, |/ u8 g1 Z$ M( MThe third man married a school teacher.
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$ P* @- Z5 M* C I( Z+ j* X, q) oDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty # L2 c5 j5 t* J B! l' ]! N
but teachers are just too frigid"., X, j! _% S5 [
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
/ c& x) ?- x6 G' A" \" Y4 m+ y. xonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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L) B7 [8 K& Q# h4 s$ |: X- |- Z7 WAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
' N& q8 i1 e$ h, A# _2 S e3 ^: ]nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
5 e& Q1 q% C$ ]; Z, O! G$ g/ Epajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ' ? s( h: z/ K# p( {! ]$ t
2 ~2 g* m" h( k5 i/ ~5 P; P. g' PDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.8 S9 D: K+ P& _) G( h
+ D; t/ g' c/ CThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night , a" C5 o7 J O# f% G
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."* M! M' t* U2 M8 }/ Z% ~- t+ s# y- t
J3 A- f, y9 [; p/ vAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.8 {6 ^1 W$ h" T9 f, O6 o% f
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 2 c% f* J& p, `5 n: l/ [
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back + }0 M% o! F3 f
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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# u$ y3 O4 s- K0 u6 u) ?Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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6 w- C3 J- K, G& g# a/ ?+ n$ Y- zThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
: j. v" e5 C: h' u1 u. `7 E8 sheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your " M7 t! ?" _7 w/ X$ o9 n- j
three minutes are up." - H+ ?; I& |: {4 I* W- U* k) [
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be - X5 d7 R/ c9 o
calling any minute.' x3 r8 o: Z) u; ^8 F
, o) y5 Y! O" A6 j# T2 j. h; EFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
1 G) j6 i+ |( D' g" V7 Q5 wman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only % g. X3 P# O$ `- |
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and . o; P; y! ~1 U' y& Y: q9 B5 Z/ Z
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a + a, ]* O x! K1 H2 R; Q+ o
fight?" 4 c& g. |5 N3 K$ C) H$ _% }- P
# {& J1 R0 [* h, N" D* oThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
5 G9 Z y* R, I3 \, Ia school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
& f' V: m+ u4 Fare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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