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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, . V$ m6 Q# D) b* H. M2 z
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. ) R8 s, I. |. O! M
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The first man married a nurse. * C+ K5 [& _# ]9 e& K; _( H
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
8 P! {* I# O' r M8 R# k1 V& KNurses are known to be hot to trot"., h5 N* c$ n2 }$ |$ Q3 Y7 J* Z' |
1 a( f/ ?6 {5 @: p# a* _The second man married a telephone operator. & M7 y) x' l y4 r, D8 G" Z
6 d% Z1 e2 R8 k2 t. q; y9 r$ `Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
+ ]6 Z% V& S+ O% B5 cTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. $ V7 d% t& c$ {2 z/ z3 r" y3 j. E
( B) {' Y6 V, b0 WDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty y4 v- h0 t: o' w8 v
but teachers are just too frigid".' | B& o5 g7 p( I1 R" w
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
- Y J: O, e! \& eonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two % e9 S7 m) G9 }2 ~, A2 K k
would call much later in the day.
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- g. k- `/ R& j( P6 F9 l, UAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The # w% F6 u% B4 g. l. [0 k, |
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
% T! {4 j5 i8 W3 S+ P* ?" opajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ' P% ^/ s, d4 K4 I/ @
/ M1 Z& t: p" I: [Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.+ I1 u3 X8 Z- r0 A
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night , r' R. ?- d" e) Q
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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+ z. V# b7 t4 D: JThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
8 y2 ]% s; y5 U0 Q6 Y8 U' ?as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
' G2 ~: ?- s( V% ~* x/ s) |in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.6 ~% L$ w2 f$ w1 Y' T) a2 l
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 2 `2 U4 B1 R b% h: }7 `
their voices." / u7 S! s4 m) f$ v- z$ W$ }
7 S/ j2 _9 r* [ |! e, k! WThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
7 t7 ^, K5 j$ ^heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
/ l' A5 K5 K4 [3 [: Tthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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* b. g! d4 c8 E7 w% SFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
C5 Y2 R3 b9 p$ pman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
5 G$ |+ S) J- X/ s7 rhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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& L3 w$ U; U6 W9 B8 X9 J, vJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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+ n9 m$ \* d) @: V4 j1 w" W3 ~' S& J! ]The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ! a& o9 T* L0 v$ p# O( v
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
% b9 l+ _ x6 P _! `are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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