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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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' b& u! u6 a1 ~3 @- dThe first man married a nurse. 1 C& t( |( u- O0 V. N0 D8 [1 I+ T
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. : |3 W8 ^5 r* O
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".- T# C4 {; [( f+ p
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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; v; t' [, a- G: ~* E+ ]Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
w4 Z0 t7 B% y" G. {Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
# J( N* R0 Y7 o/ B2 Bbutton...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 2 n9 X* X8 N) a% v: y- c h
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ! t9 T$ J" Z4 f, D5 B
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
, \6 N0 `% l; J) o; e) C! f( jwould call much later in the day.
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" ^: M, y, h- I5 T' Q% m9 oAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
: [5 a( z9 ]! N+ F0 W- h7 x' Hnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 8 L- v8 g& y( c1 E: `. e c A# g
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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! P* O$ Q" _2 [Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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" v9 ~, A" Z- _2 D2 QThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
8 @: d& S1 G2 S1 t6 }2 Rwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.' ^* e* y3 M" ?4 x2 f6 o0 P
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 5 Z0 K- F% ?! M+ a+ [. n
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back $ |( b4 t+ c$ {% b* x
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed./ S( Q/ j" G7 ~6 c$ C
[0 S8 i% i' i& K: oDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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( d7 a# W r0 a8 a1 f x/ VThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I - k9 U/ ^+ Y% v* A3 M# o8 x' Y
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
3 C y3 c/ @% U: o; V- W4 E0 T' ]three minutes are up." ( R' w( e5 j8 [3 b
* z; t' E/ I* \2 iDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 1 }2 s' W& R `
calling any minute.
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- M1 T9 ?$ A0 k. S! Q' T% ?1 Y% KFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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7 R7 H3 B! H% `; G0 PDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
9 }; N% t9 @; W" m& P5 M$ C3 ?$ Z7 `1 \man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only " E- Z/ _2 l. E# H' B
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and % P) j) h1 d+ k
legs.$ `( H. a5 k8 h
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ' g, o$ }4 y5 ~6 x1 x* b
fight?"
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3 {9 o' R) i: D* P+ X7 s; v5 Z/ i. rThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
; P: q- a) k5 T5 `7 ?6 g1 X9 aa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We $ \( n6 I n* G/ |4 V# h' a
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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