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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 8 p) g) c, o4 j3 i6 a! V8 F
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. ) y, v0 }/ b. h E
0 f$ a; ?6 q* }The first man married a nurse.
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; Q' C' C, a5 VDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 0 h% g1 @! z- {( d8 u9 R' Y
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".) g. R) @* P, ]" g; l6 O$ w' A3 F
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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) O6 `. \$ g+ k5 R$ N R" C( VDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. # H- E6 Y# s7 K- W) m
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 0 ^- P% s# x/ U( }9 |
button...A-bomb.?
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9 f6 Y2 K) Z1 Q4 j6 UThe third man married a school teacher. ; Z3 e8 o6 J* b8 \
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty . T: t" J6 s' \9 q) V
but teachers are just too frigid".; m% z) b% \% L2 N) ?+ j( H
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected : c U& {2 v. [+ {% F K4 I
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two ( H2 v. X9 c' z
would call much later in the day.# F% ~9 x7 _ g) A
4 \, U$ G% y4 vAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
1 P9 h+ Z0 z( D7 ]# r, @nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's " h! \) D3 ~ K) e5 k. a6 d! t
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ' ~8 O" I4 ]* Q; g! a
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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9 [, K0 s/ u- ]8 T% OAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
% V2 Z8 D# X9 c4 r( b* bas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
d: X# i- n% A* u! L2 r3 rin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 6 ?8 D4 L+ A$ C( p8 k9 F
their voices." / v. t/ n) p: u! O; N
2 R( h# Q2 @; B9 ]The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
5 p9 I) o# n! _/ Z# j/ S1 yheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your # T+ ^1 o& e5 Y7 t \0 f% a
three minutes are up." * M: A* q+ e8 k: e. R, ^# I# M
- u9 t3 a2 X: W9 L' o- Y+ aDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be % T+ _( t# u0 E3 W
calling any minute.. p N" I$ j- O: L6 Q
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.+ j! f. V2 L" F/ N* W9 s: ~7 |" f3 b
% C8 ?% p& \7 j8 RDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
) X) Z, P9 M# K$ u: Sman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
7 |( C0 e; Y; h3 j' ?his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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# t& H3 ?( T" J( l+ ?+ x! a/ a3 KJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
7 Q6 h! e2 A# m. X+ N, [0 n% b0 Kfight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 1 {; ~- K9 B9 M$ N5 y
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 4 _- r) | a8 j; }, E
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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