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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 9 Z. G$ W% O- J! m: P; @
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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& J C7 W: r! f+ d/ r- s/ `The first man married a nurse.
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d) T' r1 }, p) p2 K, WDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
* l. C5 w, x7 {$ A3 W5 tNurses are known to be hot to trot".2 m/ a M( a, f' ^- s) t
% E" F; G3 u1 V0 e/ r2 K7 V$ xThe second man married a telephone operator.
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0 w' h; n0 \& l/ Q. VDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ( ~9 w& r6 G% ^
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top & k" T/ O$ A, J1 o
button...A-bomb.?* q8 u; V& m" o6 p
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 8 Z$ f; F! E7 t
but teachers are just too frigid".
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8 ]" H. k, p" T1 u1 |The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected & t" K! A# \- V' B1 X( Y& ^4 m
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two # N5 X2 o8 d% W: Y( @5 f
would call much later in the day.
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% @; ^+ V% b& {" n E' ~: eAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 3 ] v; ` [# Y. l+ @5 W1 D
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's % i9 ?2 _: N! T; b& q4 H/ y% f- J
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.+ p: o3 h0 }1 A
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night - n* i: U, I) x+ J0 v+ S0 W
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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% S. S. |6 H! N: WAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.' s/ S( ?2 R& x/ G
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
* E. Z% {: X" \* p. bas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
9 O! f) Z6 y* |) u+ `) M) _; p+ lin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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4 D- V3 q& C7 M5 K$ e N7 {Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as # _, I( D( g# i( }9 e$ r9 \
their voices." - P. s) p- I. t
2 m# {* c Y+ m& y2 p" ]The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I $ q& g, O5 ~- l0 ^9 L
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
6 k: C' j+ ?6 ?; M/ Mthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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9 V. V0 e) ] R0 xFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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' {+ [/ e5 z+ L3 T7 C5 W- uDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The & D- f0 s* R7 y I3 D3 }3 O" \
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
( ^7 @. K7 s1 {0 z: [( zhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
$ d. u) c0 d! c1 }legs.
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+ o( w n9 O; w1 v- ?$ DJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
7 i' _) \" Q3 U O8 Ca school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We / \: Q# }+ P4 H$ ?8 U
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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