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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, " `7 ~ o$ }; x. E8 h: i
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. 5 q0 h% U7 S# Q! Q2 f# q% [
: O1 K1 f7 X4 o( ~The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 2 h6 Y3 q3 d; k* h/ D6 D
Nurses are known to be hot to trot"." D2 k. b% n. ]# r$ F( C2 J
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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8 t; n( B2 ?7 [* e x+ g bDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
: W- r: Q8 z& ?# a6 L( w) n/ ITelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
9 x* e& C; x% Gbutton...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. 4 Y$ ]- J2 b5 _" @0 t
( D: y% }' { IDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 0 }6 c2 j! q" a j( F1 G6 |
but teachers are just too frigid"." |3 j- A$ f+ Q
0 q4 Z1 l D. F8 I7 S8 qThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
. V# q$ v& j: P" konly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
( _3 h" A) @; Xwould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
. ~ }2 ]0 K+ pnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 6 Q! X F( c/ H: l
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.- o4 [" V2 S0 T% r8 @* D- B
" a, j3 s- L/ ^3 I& J3 n) ~) N) XThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 0 u/ e7 q& \2 z
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."4 c" w" ~4 t R0 f: T2 U8 [, v
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.3 O1 u; @1 p. l$ q5 _
% Q( @/ |0 Z' F* bThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 2 B& i' S' \8 p9 n( f: n# T9 a
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ; ^3 h$ {+ B5 U5 ^) T
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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+ h+ @ O2 X2 FDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ) i, Y! `6 S. W1 E
their voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 8 @* F9 x2 g" w# ~9 E( u+ [" u
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
7 P& ]$ [+ Q; a" zthree minutes are up." # z0 {. G; }0 v U/ R7 j
; e0 j6 C5 P( WDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be j% r" m4 I) i2 M4 O5 M. ~
calling any minute.4 z+ m3 q/ t* |" Z
4 t& b, j% q9 q) D/ z* sFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 9 b4 D2 s: q1 C) w x
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
1 }) [3 g2 u# N( _. \his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 3 S5 e9 l3 O; l6 u6 ?7 b) O6 Q
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 4 u2 Y9 c' R9 @8 H, g q
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
7 a4 R8 k# U* fa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We # h. ] c, U( g2 K1 S$ \* ]; H/ R
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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