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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
( a% e0 \, m6 x% awhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. ) J* j' h( }9 U- w1 ^
4 r4 X3 g- H- GThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ) n5 {1 b9 C- r
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".* s- ?8 ]) J6 h
) N/ p) g% L K& q4 OThe second man married a telephone operator. - J. A8 ~% P5 Z% n5 I& F
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
: V4 s) k6 O* P0 T- lTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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1 Y3 G f- x( K* fThe third man married a school teacher. ) k* y! `' m8 b8 l4 `
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
; Y7 f3 ]/ c5 y$ y. x; tbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected $ F/ Y1 ~: o9 a$ K T& b
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two - V6 W8 l5 k! j) B
would call much later in the day.7 _8 P2 q( X4 G3 u( t
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
( ]& Q W {3 w- {. H. U5 \3 g9 r/ pnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 7 M+ Q( L. Z, X( m
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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5 }! K5 q1 X1 N5 c0 V8 x- w! h% f) MDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night l0 W1 M5 h) i8 X0 p: @. R5 o5 D, Z
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."3 o) Y' E! B/ O8 H) Z& ^+ k' Z
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.9 D! ~# T! M" E* I5 `' @, B
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
( t9 y" `8 ` }as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
+ E+ I0 r0 P. w% Kin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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6 Q( ?% G& y) I$ O7 @Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 4 u; B) P+ R6 S* q" H( q
their voices."
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( l6 m" Q9 F7 J. U( U: w! A! `The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 1 f! O2 Y+ i W& f
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
( R& p) P1 d' u5 r& Q1 gthree minutes are up."
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" d6 j- I5 C$ N/ j$ G9 n% Q" |Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 8 ~/ j5 G# z& d$ E1 Z
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4 f9 S- M' U/ a m+ w: I$ u% L8 _Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The X) O: w0 n& {/ `, v
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
! p {' p1 h$ d6 W) t5 v7 |his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 4 O8 ~( Z: U% |7 D. j7 A
fight?" 7 S! v! Q, ]* z3 w
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry # K- {6 `( q0 w. `
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
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