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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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c- k- J- b h1 _$ _ KThe first man married a nurse.
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0 o# M9 n4 c, x7 a( I& pDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. $ e y0 O6 w; B3 U% M! u
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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" y6 F- g/ N" N8 vThe second man married a telephone operator.
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) e% y$ [3 ]$ F2 ODave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
2 U9 P0 M1 ^5 R& d4 Y6 Y* m( gTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. 6 _. h7 d* K" ?1 d8 `3 S2 l$ _
! l, c, W* @4 ?9 D7 E' iDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
1 `1 ]- L' i% d" s* \but teachers are just too frigid".0 s$ H8 n5 u! [
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day.7 N# C# d/ {( }3 t
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 8 U/ e$ l3 g0 ^& V8 @1 f' i
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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& v6 k: M2 x) N, g' kThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
' `* ^- `9 v, r( T' j I. @4 Gwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."; }" f' ~$ \2 s9 p
7 {% ~1 @0 }# D# _! j& SAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ) _( W$ x" z8 j8 h. f, n" I6 M
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back " ^3 f0 ^1 r1 o, v( H6 L
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.# ~- a' n2 R% d- D1 ^1 j5 d
q/ E& s" c, ^3 k% E, R- D$ |9 K- GDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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5 W' U5 e4 o! tThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
$ i+ m" ]1 e1 H0 |3 R4 Z* Vheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
4 C+ v; f; Z3 ?# C1 ?three minutes are up."
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# A1 ?0 ~5 J% k5 H) T# \) sDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 8 {: k8 N. O6 S& e2 ]0 `
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
/ h0 G6 n; {) d9 R% {. Cman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
' s+ E% U8 S5 {, M0 @9 Yhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 6 |, j9 {* y' C3 ?8 z) h
fight?"
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2 w4 f$ f% h: c* _: s1 @ tThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
* c* v6 `, B, N6 {a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
' a7 D3 {/ m5 A) R3 aare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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