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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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, _9 v/ M' R; O- p' Y0 x# C; nThe first man married a nurse. ) p2 \0 j# b' {6 l9 r- j- L
% f: C# _- A# u% B2 W" hDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 8 _8 H: ^4 F; A, a: X4 X
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".; y) b( B0 ]) g; w- K! C
# j( k; v! T9 JThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
) Q, C2 }8 i6 T' Q; xTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
9 s, Z$ {# Z! ?! Qbutton...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
) v! S7 {6 E" r: qbut teachers are just too frigid".
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5 T3 S4 [3 k$ x( h* [) FThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 6 D0 J9 [0 _" z( K
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two : H) ?0 C# X. H, _: C* o* X0 w2 ]9 D
would call much later in the day.' B- j( a" U' ^/ m; x5 I
( ~5 Z4 Q. _' GAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
4 {, N* D4 G8 H' ^9 n dnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
3 |' C% x' Z. }6 S& _$ o" z9 P. q: Xpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse." ]# O3 E; `( p$ W5 J2 I6 e
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 1 R" T3 L6 w* @! h& p+ o
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."' H- i% h+ L o- \- p
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again./ y% ^8 \0 | A: I
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
7 R* P) V/ j/ I- Eas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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" D* N0 H n. @$ j! DThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
& y+ J+ w" e1 K: t' @( {; u, K# Cheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ' H- c7 x, n; S8 b: L! v* Z% S
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast. ]. a% N. |" Y2 h* r: E$ E* [6 F! E
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ; \- { t$ g$ e3 d" A$ R
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 9 K3 m" ^' b, K F/ S3 G* ?- G* K
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and % D' m ~/ {. l$ K* Y
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 9 {/ w, U( z3 J. R
fight?" & v' _1 k/ T# O5 c
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry / g F- B& O9 q# C) s& O
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
0 X. K% r2 J i$ V4 q! z) _/ Qare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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