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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, " l/ t; Z- W+ T( H7 e( `8 T# j
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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: b j! d" i8 O5 }5 AThe first man married a nurse. 8 ^3 O6 ^6 H/ G/ x# X) o
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. / n K; G; D; \: `& c/ d1 y3 b. X
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".0 B! _3 t! P7 U
1 D6 {" L, T# pThe second man married a telephone operator.
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: T1 L# H1 E9 w7 rDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 7 }3 K/ k% D3 Y
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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6 s7 U" W' B* D# @0 m. BThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
3 g; N& G6 q9 L' |) z' u8 _but teachers are just too frigid"., T' |2 M" l( v
, `7 b% L2 d% p+ n7 s- g" z: xThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
) k8 X z u3 T1 P7 ]2 `1 konly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two & P; N( K9 J4 s) q; V* y
would call much later in the day.
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# B* Y# j& Z) F- H1 [3 j0 c* E; AAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The / b: {$ G& X" S2 T
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 8 Y9 V) t1 k% A: T" B- ?
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.) X' Q4 p" ^/ B% o
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ' T) R' K u' X+ z( {3 r
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
9 S' S7 F" m5 H3 F l1 k1 t* M& Las possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as $ h% @! F1 c) W# o# z9 D" x9 z& ?1 ~8 _
their voices." 0 U3 E+ M- B) {" ~1 W
, f9 N9 V7 l& x3 _4 T$ ^% B6 s- J5 r- BThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
% f" Z2 c6 F% N2 z( Iheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
* a/ X5 t. ~9 `three minutes are up."
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, {% Y% C+ u& m% JDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 3 ^$ C7 Q* V8 G) p" A' H" u
calling any minute.
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2 S6 }1 Y7 p# a1 a, B; kFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.9 J' t2 d$ h8 d4 N P8 B7 x" j! T
4 y1 j" L# Q1 M( g( |& EDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The - @( N, F0 F& ^* \
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only , O0 Z8 h8 u- ^4 k) A
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and . c+ R/ {4 q" ^5 \( y/ q
legs.7 p" X o* w1 Z$ V( L% _
$ y( @2 l) T f- \Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 1 X2 x& r* J* x( [& P7 G
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We : \3 |7 a( `" Y. q; E9 r7 g
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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