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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ! U! u0 t8 T. R" V. _
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. ( p) ?, \# M( r0 t, c; N
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
. [" g6 b" M$ i9 k. z7 x8 cTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 9 [3 j* X+ u0 p" U. \$ ]2 b& K( c
but teachers are just too frigid".
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4 S: ]; e, h' {3 U: A) [, } U; qThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
5 Z" k- y' c5 D/ Z6 Inurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's % g- c4 `1 o& j
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ' M0 a% v9 T' h5 c9 `8 x+ L
+ p; e/ p( Y0 n5 Y) f. z( ?/ iDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.! N. ^9 m5 i6 Y
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
! w3 B$ e. [( g3 T0 }, w& z- z! e# xwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."9 r- O0 {1 K; y6 J
6 K k* \1 W# p0 WAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.% p$ B( S4 p; r1 K. J
# z; L1 O1 o! O$ i) zThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ' T1 F; v; j, s
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
5 @" n/ A4 W" i" pin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.2 F ?! y5 v v& H: l
& c2 M: s% h6 y+ z. g' Q/ a; VDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 0 A2 Q' m3 G. p. l
their voices." 2 t% d3 O9 N f$ {2 Z v- l2 D5 R2 `
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I , n U% R3 ^$ e% l# e( {9 g7 }
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 6 M$ i" v( k5 C t# p
three minutes are up."
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% ]2 K4 y0 _# D, ~Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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5 G9 Z7 i$ i: t& [9 K& ~: a" P. w1 kDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 1 j5 G: b4 ]5 i
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
7 R3 m' I: k* e6 ~9 k$ w3 Bhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and . N# {" ? y) R' [# }" S4 k
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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- L/ v& a: H& DThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
* {+ x& `* V& \a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
: A4 X2 t- B0 tare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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