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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, & t' ?9 S {, u: n3 I: M
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. / G+ p4 f( m+ J
3 J% D. ?* d7 q8 U d+ ?4 VThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 5 l2 h% j J& N; P% b6 h9 e+ u- S
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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! u) U! u$ L. K# \9 Z! YThe second man married a telephone operator. & s; L0 R4 b/ |' O+ i
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 2 l7 R: V4 J1 n ]% }/ Q) B/ q: k
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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`7 ~* w, K j5 M7 c8 \The third man married a school teacher. 0 K% R3 {# O1 ^" k- F
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty $ y* _$ w* m+ S
but teachers are just too frigid".
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! C, [7 |. B2 uThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ) Q& J/ q2 I5 r* I9 {" |
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two ; V, Y, M, _4 f* R* M
would call much later in the day.. {. x: [: Q S6 _, r0 c
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
8 ?( @, V% ~% |# C" A$ bnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
/ n# [5 F& i8 Y' spajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. " c3 n$ f" x6 k7 j; Q
7 q' q2 F7 Q1 k% R P) I+ \Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.8 f: k+ M U. P) S$ w
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
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G; v4 z: v5 ~# R, [At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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8 Q1 r: S$ e8 u- IThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
$ f8 |, D' y" x# m+ t) Y: Das possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
, g7 \$ n% J! ]5 F Y+ ~in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.: { {. v# E! t6 r. p
/ H6 U: L8 M* u, F. i4 oDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
3 u" t5 ~- @2 [their voices."
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" T+ _+ v/ f' B1 }$ fThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
0 R/ O, m7 Z$ Z/ j. e1 G$ u& vheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ( E) Y6 N0 l# D; w% t9 |
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 4 |! C: U: R$ z6 r9 U k6 l
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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7 Y# t1 R) Z2 J3 pDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
: P0 L2 F' Y' f( C1 P, ^man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
) B8 d4 N7 @2 d: Hhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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* M. k, \' Y R* b/ n$ ~7 y& B( nJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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, W: c& f) u; kThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ; [1 B+ J7 X$ P( ?6 q8 ^% y
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
; C8 a) k Z8 Q: r% _ h5 ware going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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