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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ; d+ |2 h( q) O/ x3 A, h
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. ) ]* }) ~/ {) @2 f! t
8 ^$ k* ^! r) j- UDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. * V# \7 K. ^6 w2 Y. i
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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# J5 N! X) z; r- v0 [; [' ~The second man married a telephone operator. 4 r& n1 _5 T/ G1 b y* `
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 3 s0 p2 {5 o. t8 g( a0 T' S, {1 `
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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# ?( Q5 h' k, q' y; tThe third man married a school teacher.
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6 Y: r& |9 G2 ]. T5 z% {% f5 ]2 c/ }Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
$ ^) A; v m3 f8 C8 G' f" O$ ]but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
% f$ g7 y6 y* [2 E; ponly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
5 d. g( V2 m. q: d+ Xwould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 6 X' H* J' X {" k+ {
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
$ K' t; E! c" F: X g& Npajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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/ v3 X& h4 A9 o6 R1 dThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night , g. V/ k- k8 s0 Q0 d0 D
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.; }; s* K) j e% A0 U4 ?
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
/ w# q6 q" C; w( eas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
% L8 p ^- D9 f0 }( G d) y' Xin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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% t3 C* ]. d7 Z, |! WDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
7 \1 `6 _9 r+ R# p( q: m( Ftheir voices." 3 s5 S& P4 [3 D
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
0 }' P4 g2 }- l( C- Uheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your " P! {4 a k! W# J* U
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ' M9 X! e7 |2 Q' c4 O/ ~# Z
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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7 D3 z q! q) BDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
m( o$ M J& f: \, Z0 Dman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only : m3 F% B* D# m' @+ m. ?* r
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a / [7 y& K8 ~3 m" l2 x/ G
fight?" ( i1 P+ T( t( H
9 t9 G! k$ ]0 C' m# sThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
5 L. _5 |7 B* X( l1 q ma school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
8 P7 Z1 d' k! d2 k. C, m! Vare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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