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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 3 z0 C9 `0 x5 l
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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( Y0 S- |2 v- C1 ]9 ZThe second man married a telephone operator.
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9 z) m" }2 V8 f/ u0 aDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
8 O9 J6 {1 ?, N/ GTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top : e5 k% ?2 K5 o# R
button...A-bomb.?2 \0 `) o0 r; B$ C( }0 Q1 a( f7 i
* ?4 D; \. D: p+ l {" V0 sThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
6 M3 h) [" G ^/ Abut teachers are just too frigid".2 S* x+ U5 d$ O* ^/ B9 C' l' ~
! J) m l- i9 ?- }! `( zThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected . l6 b# a3 G) I6 }! W. S* ~0 r
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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& d! T8 n! j+ N, m! Y8 yAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
+ g6 C0 u, }9 @0 D" N" ~* g6 i+ L$ Nnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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) l9 o* l. d, l$ J. k D0 AThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night % l+ I: A4 m. w; S
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."( r1 e4 C' a; {: f; P$ t
) u( x2 S |* r, g8 OAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.& q" U* u1 j' u' K5 ~
4 E3 V& D" R; tThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast & {: w4 [0 l9 u3 `" H
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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3 ~* ?$ P. h9 t& l+ d4 i. ?7 EDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as # ^, G6 u& H9 w* x
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, \6 ]% _2 ^0 r# b3 Y" v B5 B3 lThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I ( }2 n+ ~5 U/ j& @" }) |3 Z) b
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
0 K/ P2 t j9 j; ^2 ^3 F8 g {2 [4 Athree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.1 u4 R! s ^# Z
& E3 b0 c7 x/ S% t/ g, h+ u' uDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The # H, B7 c( C* G% s
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
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legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a * [# x+ i% ]( v- Z8 n U
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
6 ~) N2 k- c/ y0 d/ Na school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We F. k" Q2 s2 p5 C6 Z0 M5 \4 y4 Q
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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