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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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# ^% b. H# K6 p& e% E4 @Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
+ a8 u* {( t" J% u/ Z: `( mNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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) l' r$ D2 C* C; d; o; f; R; K) O/ UThe second man married a telephone operator. & m/ S e5 L' H" l0 l2 G) J; s2 {
1 M' q. X- C' {) {Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
9 R7 _! Y( W" n, N' \Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top & R5 h+ k0 f+ M, q
button...A-bomb.?5 ]& X5 C+ z) C% Q
9 M- a& Z g& @) t# V6 p$ XThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 4 B6 ^+ ], v* Y `2 D+ X
but teachers are just too frigid".8 b8 W, J* J1 `8 |+ j2 N
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected , |. D9 k' @& h9 g+ n8 a7 {5 @- w
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 7 Q9 Q& e% e, ^3 L' W3 N$ u$ A
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
9 f9 e* ^% ^* P% O! ]: ppajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. & K( B+ n* c, N9 K2 u
& Y2 R S6 a* h5 N& E, ?Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.0 A1 n. j: R0 C, t! Z
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night " Q0 J/ k/ x+ _8 ^2 j# d
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."8 t5 S! G3 C6 O; c) c' k7 O
3 z( `- [, y. u( A" w9 _. o/ CAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.' E' ^- |# r, `7 r
% X+ h/ ]8 B( a6 z) c' LThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 4 t' c) A& o: D( A. C! A8 E
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as . _+ H7 i: Q( [, U
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 4 L7 n$ c3 W9 R; H, e$ _
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 5 H) |1 L7 |: h/ x1 s# {! Q
three minutes are up." , U" V$ ]/ L6 z9 z b( o
" q ?; e9 T* d) Z$ p9 EDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast." ?& S7 r' R' D0 K
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
) Y. M6 I% n6 m0 q& p: j- Gman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
2 p: H4 e7 W" Y9 c( rhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry . L) O' A( k% p) G( O ~
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ! v7 @3 v R; [1 m v* p
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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