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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
4 R) ]* e8 C4 P5 r) s7 A( hwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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/ H' k" c P% H. A) }The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. * R5 q/ I( M! s4 E1 x; h
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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. }* m0 J( _0 @4 D" O* _7 b' Y% gThe second man married a telephone operator.
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2 x' r; L0 u2 x, GDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. A. H1 K9 b4 H y! N. G
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 0 J% }6 F9 ?4 s- ^' _; F
button...A-bomb.?+ g0 b {& D+ N( |3 O# Q
+ w! Y e8 K7 B1 `. q4 U, yThe third man married a school teacher.
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" y$ F( k6 N: a; m& lDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
' G! V5 q& V5 w5 f5 ybut teachers are just too frigid".
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3 V6 u; k, j2 f, ? BThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ' c8 ~! G3 z. ?8 E B, E( _
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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% ~9 g& t) A* T1 yAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The & v! P% P9 p! [3 f% s4 ]
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
6 u$ f3 `# H3 g8 J$ ipajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ' R ?6 o' d, [8 _
1 ^. o) }* y/ e1 M4 \; `Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
& f( k j9 o9 g, Z5 X2 Jwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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: [5 X5 V# i; e8 i1 RAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.+ f) y, o$ `3 m$ k0 ? S
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast * Z1 n. h# \9 J, A0 t. |( t
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 0 \2 O1 Y! L- v' y1 l7 N
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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. H0 l- {& s5 N! M* `Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as q! d, T( T( }9 S, p Z' q
their voices." ( E) v% f1 H$ X: ?9 a c
; T; w$ e$ }0 _& B. }9 P! t" Q3 f* @The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
! O1 k. R* x0 K% v3 n- L: Bheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
( X% A- n% Y9 Y8 ]6 Ethree minutes are up." / I" I; j+ {; {
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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; h. F' D' O; m* `Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.- o: X5 m: g; d! l7 v2 \
0 z, B3 ?2 n( m" c PDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
; M" B* L1 ~! _$ iman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
: V9 O' ]- d% P# E3 w$ ~his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and + h, E9 z0 |7 R
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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! c& A9 j$ Q! V1 S' l, FThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry " O* A/ X8 Q2 M- q
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
( }: |* o2 s& I- w; U* K- u- vare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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