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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
( |, h" v: a. L% \where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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" a K2 z1 `5 C, {The first man married a nurse.
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4 i+ A7 w. f+ o$ [Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
3 J- L7 V' v# y d- E* ?Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
. C ~" T- n2 e4 t9 XTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top ; b% B7 A$ w7 P8 q
button...A-bomb.?! j2 y0 ]' V" e2 s% N6 d
4 K$ Z' r4 ?9 m/ l1 @6 h1 H- fThe third man married a school teacher.
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7 ?! z Q: W6 d1 V" EDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 4 }# y3 {; p; a$ z: M
but teachers are just too frigid".7 _! F7 E! t# N" h4 f- N5 C* c
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ; J1 }8 X. H3 Q" f
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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7 v. W2 d# W0 D% H" q9 U" mAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
- `- {# I6 i; v" c% x) Fnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
) p! E0 {( ]; z" W) q; a7 Zpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. $ W, p4 j1 I9 c! M3 L
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.4 L* \' o8 u: G* l4 Q: e4 M- ?
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
" v3 W/ R) R/ qwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."- U0 [1 ^) c: d/ `
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.7 ^, G6 H. ]3 I: d
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast # Z b' L) S" ~. n9 P5 p$ K
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
6 L1 h" U3 o) i& [in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.$ S% P) p. |/ {1 s. a; f& i
8 k- E7 S! x( E0 V) f% z' KDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ' N8 i2 a9 _9 _! K/ H( ]6 ?
their voices." ! b& x# v0 ]/ b; P6 p" C3 z+ i8 C
( t- \, z0 s$ g5 y8 Z4 O+ PThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
( ^ u8 {2 X; w9 e1 P$ ?: M; t nheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
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6 ^" C( K7 W5 |6 A# u0 ZDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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: V6 \! R4 Q8 u& ]Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 4 m6 z' T6 u1 H" `
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
3 F( c# }- z+ ihis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and - b5 D1 E" \" N
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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' p0 L* G* W4 J' B- r' HThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ( T# u3 j8 r x) c* [
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We S6 C) i; Z: E- L3 `5 l
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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