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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. ) [3 g7 k( n+ T% H
. j& m9 A3 h$ J* h7 ~! `# ODave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. # K! K& @# l' B8 q! [. a% f+ j
Nurses are known to be hot to trot"., x6 k$ r8 g0 r: r3 p2 m- f0 |2 S
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The second man married a telephone operator. ( |3 @ d+ h1 c8 |) @ e- U2 P
" c+ Q% v+ M' e: N7 ^Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
5 ^8 T5 ]8 S/ C& W* Q( D4 g! z# fTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 1 k7 Q5 K8 Y. M. Q9 ]
button...A-bomb.?
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- n& a9 q/ o* w3 l0 z" ZThe third man married a school teacher. 2 h) k; P6 Y( c
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
9 |" r+ e8 K' `8 C# h7 ubut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day.7 }* t! j# N' Y7 j
6 G5 `" t5 U1 z: X$ B7 eAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The % Q" m# }# A: ^; v, W t; j
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 0 H* k( d4 M. i$ c K" a( |
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.; H) [5 l9 }1 _8 c
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 6 V" L d" Y* W
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 1 {- Y+ J9 A- |& X9 v' T6 c
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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- F( ]) o# ~3 R; i0 FDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as , O2 F4 E9 L4 V3 e/ ^
their voices."
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4 Y+ V8 {1 q( p3 ^+ f' E+ F% PThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 7 A; g5 G* y# {' j
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your / N6 r; u( M; h* t2 X& C3 m
three minutes are up."
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Z* {6 }5 u$ F+ V, VDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ! s5 f9 Q" ]# O8 ~' s" m
calling any minute.2 @% P9 H M$ K1 s2 r
7 \' {0 r, [1 D# \6 c4 zFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
6 r: f3 Y* Y7 o! ^0 Pman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 8 e2 Q0 ? w7 R
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 9 u. ]; b9 D8 F Y; x, s. p
legs.
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8 I, f- R @: N# `% k ]- l1 ~Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
7 u, j; G* d: V2 r) ^$ x! ca school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
4 Q& w% N2 n0 M, T$ H; E3 Care going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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