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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, * P: E0 r; p* e: X! e- H8 U* o& y
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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3 q! W3 O: V: G8 @+ D [; {- ]# `The first man married a nurse. 1 u) I# \8 [% M3 l) u( i! W
' T+ V/ D& Q& G( t. h+ s* c4 W/ |3 sDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
& i7 d5 V/ u( A; O/ xNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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* s' m) C- w" Y1 ZDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
! ]2 d7 y& k& [2 G5 RTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 0 g: w! m9 y6 S; Y5 M
button...A-bomb.?
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# t5 h L8 q8 T- D( j5 j) XThe third man married a school teacher. ' D/ Z0 s) M+ I1 z
, m1 D7 u4 s4 r9 Q4 L9 V' yDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
& u8 h) `! N; A3 C! Vbut teachers are just too frigid".: r$ _; [5 ~, n1 h
: O. E2 o3 h9 aThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
# J! I1 M! m5 l0 H" j3 ?6 Y7 y% Donly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 3 ^6 p, C$ @7 {: R" \" B$ _
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
7 Q+ l% a+ H1 P5 D0 F- o/ V2 Qnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 8 `: N6 x9 B9 D/ c& }
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ) B8 r- E% A) h0 }
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
/ O, ?; W/ ^6 a( C: Wwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."* C4 W/ R4 |, g* F7 C) @) `. g
: r u# T8 E5 W" DAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
! j' u6 Z; g( l$ Y+ Q& P: H! \4 was possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back + g4 \; G3 R* @1 K* T
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.- N8 \7 J! e: n3 F
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 6 \0 ^1 _, s* p5 o9 ]
their voices."
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* j; O4 x0 B' } aThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 1 b) R/ j9 R3 _
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
( H7 f, @3 ]6 Q* C% w ]three minutes are up." L6 Y1 Z) m) {: S( l# h0 G
. V M' z* N# X2 u7 L2 O1 YDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 4 L9 T/ J m* J5 ]* w8 U
calling any minute.
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( A; W( V$ m4 FFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
/ W# [* d. O" R3 G7 @9 nman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only & w) n. d7 s4 H2 o7 D
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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% z1 y5 X5 J+ J' X, CJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 0 O# i* Q8 c' ?- e
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
/ d5 _2 b. @* ?2 Ka school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 2 K1 b* s8 Y3 f5 I( a; P$ }6 H6 ?
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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