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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, & w# i$ B, @2 @# ?
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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: j1 [- Z# H- u" N9 }0 aThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. : ~2 }1 U( }8 T3 X* Z2 Q8 l( ^" E; s
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".1 V; O$ _" l1 P' N1 E8 o0 ]$ P
! e" K( t$ s- G2 t1 IThe second man married a telephone operator. 5 F2 _2 n0 h% D# N' R
* e) I* a$ q- ]7 a0 m% f! bDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. - m b. ?! J; ~5 u% T/ t
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top : _( {4 S) f. g+ l: e9 l) z
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. 2 V. Z& Z8 H; Z) [9 ]/ E7 a& G
1 `* G. e7 H' e" j1 W5 G9 ?Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
. T/ {* w+ z; x$ vbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
8 X3 l v! s) R; Z% q' `- K- U ~only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 2 `% x# W7 x. d! w* C: k
would call much later in the day.
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+ ~) h( w. N6 p" YAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 7 M- q7 T& f! m/ c
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
- k o; T8 N0 V4 s Jpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
5 s' m1 n2 w% F1 @+ A) J3 }- Ywas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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0 I2 D$ K. T5 _( A. F' M, |3 U/ BAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ) l2 D9 k8 C) R5 `3 y9 i* I
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 0 E/ j4 R, [# r9 p$ v; f3 {4 }: r
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.0 J( _+ M; \1 ^: ^9 x2 U; I0 p
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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( o; E% s& r0 G6 M1 kThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 6 A! B' r& _$ g6 P7 Q
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
, `# _; {) G* f* l$ w Bthree minutes are up." " m9 G# V2 j/ D9 C2 ^
, v$ L* k' Y2 Y7 G0 ZDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be + b* `: k1 ~4 O2 N' ^; B% s
calling any minute.
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5 }& }' E% Q7 f ]7 `Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.& i, j. F) b+ A) W$ I) d; y4 Y* p z& [
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
9 a+ [) t, _" L% U# L/ }: o+ ? |$ Sman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
9 u7 p! P! H2 R, [: X8 yhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and & }, d% L, x) G. v& H
legs.7 \) ]) x+ b' c, O
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a , k2 t2 e: b7 N" |. p' e' h t
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 2 |' Y! C8 C3 C8 i) z& ?
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We - w8 k' @# V8 q4 ~; J5 o- V
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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