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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, - O8 J9 l' w7 ?
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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4 `; q6 e; U: Y t X# g" \! a( CThe first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
& T; u. y/ n2 ^Nurses are known to be hot to trot"." q7 ^1 w# [6 E, D1 p& W1 j
" ?# ]3 s# B! I( i( KThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
6 {9 @. _9 ?' N5 V7 o) K. ~: GTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top ( o: t- r7 j" y' i) T
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher. 7 w- P7 Z6 n# Y% N3 X
0 W. I/ t( k/ |Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
. u" j5 M5 z. n, W4 O1 tbut teachers are just too frigid".
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+ E# O; y5 H& U% W; j7 y1 y1 H; }The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected $ u: v3 t' @% l, G3 _# i# E4 r1 j
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
. i1 X3 [! f( i& c( @4 Awould call much later in the day.' b! D& B. w) d9 C6 D, v$ U
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ) ?/ `1 A R- I! N
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 6 G5 F' s7 `; P, d% i. Z
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 5 L8 H- r a1 c: ~4 K4 f" j, C
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.1 n4 O7 c% E" w* r' B" v
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night : r- V7 t9 A: H7 d- u$ G0 h2 v/ M
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.7 P! [5 S; N4 C; c
( v* X8 a( u1 L, Q) R; hThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
: s% p& J1 i. R! q5 b/ \as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
7 q! i% M1 V! ~, S: I+ G, J1 Qin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed." |# L* U4 f9 B# _9 s7 a
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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( o: w7 [: P" u4 r* VThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I , C( O0 N) X# w! W
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
% Z5 Q# ~' d" e/ g% }three minutes are up." & X: L) U9 N8 N
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ( R( S" j2 T: r% Z, v
calling any minute.3 y% I" R6 \4 h( [9 A
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.* \/ U1 ^. c. J- p
, ^. v& h- Z3 l/ O+ G4 SDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
" U8 L3 r: N1 Uman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
8 \, Y* @ n1 o) ~his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and + K. i# I) Y- o( Y; Y4 k. a
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a * N; R6 d L1 z* t A' f3 T5 n% O$ \( O
fight?"
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0 |: v: A! P5 K! l% K( `. QThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ! j* X6 E- C- T+ j, x. c% V
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
: q+ Z0 W9 `4 P- W* C6 A8 }2 J6 Dare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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