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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 8 l! ?7 q' J! Y- d9 ~% y
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. 5 I+ D4 ?6 v2 D* a4 I/ J
" H5 a5 D: A# W9 g pDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. . ]) h/ x" l- [3 w
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".5 k9 M2 j/ C8 v- ]7 V( P
, p0 S3 ^* Z$ k hThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
1 a( B$ k+ Y: MTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top ) i$ X& c9 g1 n0 \8 `( |8 M# a
button...A-bomb.?6 H" a& P p$ u
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The third man married a school teacher. , Z: x/ ?8 M4 h y1 ~
7 Q9 K7 N0 C3 u: k% u' jDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
: K0 k$ M ^4 c- o2 |: Vbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected - c0 D( m, S; G% e. z$ H1 G
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
9 d" p$ d& Q+ V6 J9 jwould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The . g& [# o' H, m& v% v$ w3 b/ L& f7 u
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ) `+ g) B& H4 Q
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ' E1 h l( n# n/ `
0 x1 u3 n) Q0 m& A, g' y' H! E! T/ JDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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+ B( T! W, y3 L" d% X* q. J9 ]4 ^; x# j AThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night % O e. g. m: w7 u. {
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."8 ]' H, {( B3 k& |
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.% B, x- ~( S# v. ?( F
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast : I4 m. }, E- N5 N% D
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back " S5 y0 n) \/ B6 H
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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8 f9 Y' M' ^. y3 aThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 4 b3 q- g, ^5 j9 d: y# q
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
7 ]+ {* b j$ Z q i! c& Qthree minutes are up."
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4 j6 y! `- N9 i6 j& Y7 J( b( ODave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be * n( C& g3 Q! ]! l$ z, P
calling any minute.% U7 ^# F3 c5 C) v* a
* l; J) a- P# d, f) L" [$ l1 E/ X; AFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ' c( Q* t( w% x6 q* ~' [
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
. R" ~0 _0 l1 o' S1 p p1 Lhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 9 T+ |& h' T- _. N9 h) l
legs.5 C5 K; g8 Z) E, B# ^9 Y- L$ ]
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ( j1 Y: a" v. s. Z7 v9 j' T' X
fight?" ' u9 H1 l- Z: V! _
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
" ^" M& |$ {# S$ ~1 Ma school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
% |( U+ ~( R, d2 Q! r" v3 tare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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