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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, $ h! }5 z3 Z' V$ U+ s/ n
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. + n, L7 r, \+ {0 f1 e2 R
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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% y& N- I Y/ n; h) j4 sThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
0 V' _8 f7 J. t# e1 Y) ETelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top K* P( {% m( K2 F
button...A-bomb.?: J) ?6 V: [4 f
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The third man married a school teacher.
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) a8 j: f: o" Q7 g7 uDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
; w6 J2 m* j( I1 q# Z. ]but teachers are just too frigid".
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, N3 ]6 @1 i. B: M. Y. IThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected * v4 x; F: x/ `+ U& c6 D3 J
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 2 i: S* |* G9 `& `; \
would call much later in the day.* f: I6 o% z3 S3 _" V" V5 W. ~
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
0 h( }' _% \' W4 E8 Mnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
" ~- Y, Y( Z8 M: I8 B9 X1 w% J3 C) hpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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6 l! a, c, G7 aDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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( f% ~# b! i1 E4 jThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ) }! F# q {" y' {
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary.": x% |" S6 |9 u! s( n
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.4 b f0 B( w& Z4 Q& F) P |
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
* {3 p* N- a P/ }as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back & [! j; x0 [. g5 A2 r6 D9 n
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.' E* p+ V$ ~, C+ |
! e) i; v) d; }8 @% p7 kDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as " A+ C) |) N a
their voices."
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5 I( d& V3 S& e+ @7 h# OThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I }$ ~6 D/ G% l* }& [
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 6 a, T3 Y# v3 J; d O$ t
three minutes are up."
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/ y2 p: @1 I9 n9 g/ w) uDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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+ k2 ~7 f! Y/ ]7 @# AFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
3 t' T' T# v/ M" @man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only & h6 H. q; d9 {3 T1 ^" {* o
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
2 [7 h4 q5 M7 E( Ca school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We & E. \3 d) d* O+ M3 Q( |9 y; T
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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