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发表于 2008-8-22 20:40 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
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Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window 3 l2 l4 \# ~) I5 I* }5 e3 F
and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your . Y9 t& A: H6 r% n1 Y
flock, will you give me one?"! x& s% C) w- O7 G: L3 @( t

7 l) O+ E" K: ZThe shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his
: K) v2 n9 k3 a7 mpeacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."5 O3 m+ P( G% c# v2 Q6 x. l

8 b, {7 d- n6 J2 s" z' L% W8 ~4 DThe yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a
/ l: C2 T  C9 n$ ]. t' icell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a ' f4 S$ @0 s3 h( w. S  n3 V
GPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database * U: p# |' A' E. S: e% G5 Z: c
and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his
+ Q- k9 i" M2 U, W8 S" LBlackberry and, after a few minutes, received a response. Finally, he prints out
" j+ h: y" C, d, M4 Ca 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and ( I! V8 R5 q* q( k5 g5 y
says,"You have exactly 1586 sheep".' K) x  \/ N0 i/ t. K

, t( g1 z3 D* u9 ]8 n* U  e( z2 a"That is correct; take one of the sheep" said the shepherd.
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% |% h) g; w- H1 L- f# [He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his   W" T& j1 f! C3 A* G% j4 a& F6 o
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% V  v6 y. w4 }9 V- Q' YThen the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business % w5 c/ {3 z9 z
is, will you give me back my animal?"2 A6 ]# r& i; p- [/ l) z- D* ~
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"OK, why not" answered the young man.
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; N% p7 `+ }5 B"Clearly, you are a consultant" said the shepherd.
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, q) O* q' ~0 s: ?" V& C9 o& d"That's correct" says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"# a* A) \! \# K& @" A$ v
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"No guessing required" answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although & Y9 \) c( H. X7 u# V
nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a
) C' K% T$ l! N' g( uquestion I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.... Now give - S, \: f' t/ ^
me back my dog".
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:41 | 显示全部楼层
a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is
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Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few
7 `6 n5 {6 }6 g% P' H; @moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper 0 W1 H7 ]# B6 {: t( J
was undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran
2 l- d' o, j! O( Minto the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
" N! h: T$ H' n8 o0 Z* [( qher unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
1 m% z( q& b1 {, C% c" Oopen, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman , q, w1 S( j! y9 j
responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle   G2 |: }- N4 H# a) L& k$ F, T
bags"
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:42 | 显示全部楼层
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, $ N. C3 {+ G- Q% b2 j; h1 p
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. 6 h8 b* f9 L" s, W4 r9 I1 O$ u$ e% O

0 v2 X2 H; m1 zDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
3 m! ~, e  X) hNurses are known to be hot to trot".; h: H- G1 r% n( J1 `5 e% J

/ S/ ^+ C9 z5 @) oThe second man married a telephone operator.
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7 \0 A5 g8 q( x; ?" k2 V6 cDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. & V9 w: }- D# U" H
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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$ j7 [+ ^2 b2 W5 y" W' }/ I# TThe third man married a school teacher. , Z4 U6 A) K) o6 `% G

: T1 M; |& p6 g' D6 g* {Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
. s( l/ J% J9 gbut teachers are just too frigid"., r8 {( X! U0 U0 Y" m8 h% J" h
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected , o+ K% d0 k+ s/ v. u( \' O5 W' A. v
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two & g% |0 R# s" R5 d% D2 n8 {. V! j
would call much later in the day.' J. Y( f0 M. w" M

, ^2 E2 z- J1 z% _At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ' M- W: a! ^. g; n
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
: `! X8 f  U3 |9 j! l' @0 Qpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. $ `9 k0 I: d$ V3 W) C7 w

: ~2 b$ R; j2 e# ^' y' S& pDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.* f* @0 U7 k: \  Z

$ ?0 I+ k) {( T, B! j4 kThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ( T/ z- Q, Y+ {9 G2 M1 {
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."  g* D9 v! T5 p/ L5 a# q; [
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.- [( Y( v; q5 S- Z; P+ U

* m2 X/ _3 W# H0 o. `The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 2 w; d. N# F$ u, \+ @
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
2 A* M; z# \# M) m+ x) gin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ! h0 {( k: D4 t" n
their voices."
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! h0 C# Q. d) X7 i+ XThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
9 E1 ~: n7 x+ Vheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your : i5 y& V9 [! E6 s$ ]
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
1 n1 M9 ]+ \# j) ]) r8 Pman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
! ?# d2 D" \9 @  ~his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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: a0 X, y) s0 ], @The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
6 A6 i6 A: E: a: H; H# M3 c7 Ca school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
$ i. S( O9 a$ B1 Sare going to do this over and over, until we get right."
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发表于 2008-8-22 22:12 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
good job! thanks for sharing
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