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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. 9 R% Q, _! ~5 o* ?% ]
/ ~) J0 a( T" A+ R9 r9 @: GDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
1 V3 C$ H2 R% [/ r" e9 k& i5 uNurses are known to be hot to trot".2 |/ @6 O- R+ S
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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/ b2 T* q+ h" B0 v+ `) r JDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. - h" `. O$ g0 N
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 6 i! y0 T6 b Z' K/ h: G
button...A-bomb.?8 E' a- F' x* V
" W- j2 h9 }' x6 ~4 EThe third man married a school teacher. % U, ~5 j' n3 L0 }
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
- Y0 _1 }, F+ Z9 nbut teachers are just too frigid".; s5 l0 [/ G8 o y, Q0 r
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 1 G) l, j( d+ y8 U5 O! j
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 9 ~: }+ o% ^" o3 e" d
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The / M! m* e# w6 v" X: h
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
2 l# ]# ~" p: [9 d& N( O6 ^3 Rpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.1 L0 C5 C( @* f$ b1 p2 b. j
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
2 G9 T2 H g: z, Y# x4 E; Owas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."7 E/ L3 n" ^) q) U3 G9 y+ R
! p+ [) z7 z Z0 |6 ?- \4 T$ hAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.' W: @' Y9 e! x% S9 t: [! j, h
$ a2 Y4 F% G% J( v9 `# `1 P( aThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 6 c7 c" f; Q* w0 C) t
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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% D6 _6 e7 Y: h$ e& K2 b9 y, R6 qDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
% b6 v; W* k" ^3 ?their voices." 8 M! [3 j' _: o* j4 K9 e0 K
3 d' C# f2 ^# u8 n3 I; w% K( qThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
# {0 P5 C( H q0 _: C% _5 v' Aheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ) m8 U# O0 f6 E4 d/ i, u
three minutes are up." & L9 X, u# _8 ^, e
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be , X+ q9 [8 d5 _! r
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast." s4 [$ r7 S* y, D0 k$ E
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The + I% h/ I- G6 V
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
. `* Z8 R1 |- k2 {7 g! C* i0 o: Dhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 9 M- i" _2 K( S5 ]7 I
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a $ C1 q6 D; h3 Z
fight?" 3 H( K* z8 _+ a; @- h4 A
* {* M% s4 {, }' Y3 KThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry $ b& s4 m5 S2 g2 p; b( h8 G
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ( f' i& ]$ d1 A: Z" K" S: A
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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