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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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) \# a3 t! m" J' t! n3 ^The first man married a nurse.
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' s* r3 Q5 [6 L3 s/ QDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 9 \) |# T3 E3 h. Q% E# ~0 h
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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1 X( i( G: }0 N8 t6 ? [Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. , \% z. ?/ U0 b$ _6 j; k: e
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
* A- t* ]; T# u0 q" Nonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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" A( O& m& K5 V+ S- nAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ' l5 x- a- {% N6 H" `( V! ?* d: V1 m
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
9 ~7 j: n1 B$ p1 G* S1 epajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. 3 `$ o+ Y: b/ |( l
* ]4 t4 l) o3 a# tDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.4 H! v8 d4 l, f' N
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
% @& W1 N; R" e7 ^was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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2 [" M' e: P# I9 I ]( z0 }; QAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 0 O9 _0 \- d' r5 q5 J0 r N
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 0 V$ g5 R- B) l: _$ i' {: b
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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1 J5 U3 R( J Q. Y8 xDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ( B. Q4 q- b8 g( ]( ?+ I: O _& N
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
8 U+ G, F+ h3 Iheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ) k+ @+ E1 m' @% M% `
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" D6 K6 S( z5 H+ o- h8 i& d$ sDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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2 h" f Z9 _9 D, h6 S- h+ YFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.0 [/ @ ?" X- V
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
6 Z5 N+ @/ y/ K. c# Nman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
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# y. P5 I* y5 e' N2 H, @Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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! I* B2 J3 i3 f* v; h( dThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ' ]" o8 X9 G u$ i1 k- X
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
: d% R+ M* O7 N2 h% `( Gare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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