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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ! \: a. H& k0 o9 a$ u! D
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. # b. w2 F0 ~" t. [: `: S' G
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The first man married a nurse.
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5 x% H& w$ s7 {4 L; l4 zDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
8 u) E/ I3 n. T+ B8 c" QNurses are known to be hot to trot".0 u* Y, f$ C* [
5 H* ~ W* ~, |; s# FThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. . h4 T: W9 }3 |1 f4 _, l
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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a: N' }9 J0 y+ I* Y; W' Y( Y9 `Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
$ M# N0 M. S+ V+ S% xbut teachers are just too frigid".+ S' x& b* Z- {1 N1 v' C! C
; u1 A, [1 g. b+ u/ y) GThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ' p! @ n3 Y& g. s6 A+ H1 o6 ^* I9 a
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The & f( S, H& A" m
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's - M1 i3 k- u, J. L0 e
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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& Z1 D- V3 M0 r9 s& T- ]& a' M5 RDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 4 L. e- @! _3 G8 N+ A! t# j. O. o
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."% u4 q2 {' E( h
6 i g1 n# A7 z! d. f V O" N1 y; sAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.2 W6 M3 J2 E# A8 U5 r5 S
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast $ i' N) E7 N& w0 R u
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back / D W+ v" {( Y' K
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ( N# l: m8 f% X: ^: L( f2 W
their voices."
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3 |* w. S: U0 X1 KThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I }0 ?' B5 v/ {: q2 O) g8 \2 I
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your % H# d" | c3 D2 q
three minutes are up." ' I& t# n. H* i5 t4 V0 W+ T/ Q
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be , w, P) X( P* M
calling any minute.
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& y- h* V7 K6 O; u. ZFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.5 d) c) Q# v3 @$ [6 s4 f; k
4 j3 w0 c/ b3 u3 x7 @4 V# h5 RDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The $ {- [" X6 ~0 |6 F( D( \
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only ! s) a9 B+ p# d6 a; i2 k
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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# b# h% C# ]# j( }' x6 ?, TThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry Y( P! A% X7 [. \0 S' A& W8 H
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We * f0 }9 H2 {* q- r) s
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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