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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
/ X2 X ^3 l0 D: p9 f' |/ ewhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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# O X" q n7 n; }0 y* ~$ b! A& T$ i0 DThe first man married a nurse. ; w# m; R p7 P% r$ {% C* v- v! [
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
' f6 Y, t0 r3 F: xNurses are known to be hot to trot".2 t& i. ^1 X1 `7 Q+ Z' [! F
) m& f# N6 X6 t/ b2 g$ K+ EThe second man married a telephone operator. ) [) d; c) }; L
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
- V: @. u: x) V" }1 j3 [Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 4 L8 i& O2 K; Q" a
button...A-bomb.?5 Q/ _& J8 V% b# ^ g0 C- w
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The third man married a school teacher.
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" o; Y, a @& | Q7 l- O- ]Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
2 i7 k6 u" `1 Lbut teachers are just too frigid".
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2 X- W4 Q, m( _1 rThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
5 a; x+ H s' ?8 w) G. C E: U3 donly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 8 r7 E) _8 D \1 T/ g9 s" f0 E3 S0 P
would call much later in the day.
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4 j$ l0 a0 j: N, s) ?; b- wAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
- z: m: t7 M; @, cnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 9 I" w8 {) X1 t3 Z' A$ i( `) @* B
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.% C, M; j3 @0 [4 w
+ ]' ~5 Q: N; d3 v2 G# {4 AThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
- x0 G# ?' ^ u1 zwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."5 a6 `1 o# F9 s; ~# l
; X2 k* X6 v* {( ^7 ^At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.- @- n9 b) I9 g* }. u
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 3 p. a1 W r/ _0 k" W! l
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back ; W4 @/ d! f( A5 W0 p# s/ g+ `
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
& |4 ?' M. W. Q3 Lheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
+ I' |% p7 G7 C) n) s3 X. T; O" ^three minutes are up." # ?. I( _& X$ m- v# w* O( ?+ ~
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be - [4 n1 C2 }+ Z1 D) E
calling any minute.
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J3 h: E1 v4 |$ Y3 mFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.) G% N$ W0 m+ p
- u( x2 ~# ~# }$ {+ uDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
1 \0 u3 ~4 R4 o& W: O; F' J" r: U8 Qman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
$ s/ U* v$ T9 W, a6 Shis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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0 h7 u8 G3 m* t3 p7 J2 LThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
* |# F* |7 L/ ?$ Ka school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ; [9 x* |5 h) d1 T! s m
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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