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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, $ V9 M+ Q4 S$ O8 `
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. ) N6 Q; r! k8 Y+ U1 Y9 I) ]! @' r- ]6 f
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The first man married a nurse.
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3 s1 w, X/ G# D. J" wDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 2 }/ e1 m6 B1 G
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".1 w( o+ `7 ~+ Z) j n
b Z+ y5 F: V' S: [* XThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
/ g, v z% b/ c( l7 q; GTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top * [( w E/ r/ v7 B4 M$ G
button...A-bomb.?8 f" E; R0 n9 f+ N
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
6 E2 J3 I% [( E1 ibut teachers are just too frigid".0 D* [& n0 s5 M+ e$ T+ X3 r7 ~
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected - R% \. T/ ^& r8 J8 @! Y d) T+ e
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 7 I0 i% b3 [: R/ ^
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The / P( a% D0 s. H
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
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9 c0 ?9 y" B$ z6 O% K+ \Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night & `& m& Q1 H+ D* T- I, N2 f5 q
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.+ R: r" t% l; z( I
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 2 Q f" k9 ~ x9 e9 c# q6 Q
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as . ^& l! c; y& j( P. w( F3 J& S' O8 Q5 ^
their voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
0 b1 R. R5 U8 D2 vheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ( W" l% O E4 J a. u
three minutes are up." 6 Y: F+ E4 i, e8 L% f
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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2 y8 n) V8 A" M C8 B2 h8 zDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The $ y9 w* o' {$ Z0 M) Z' G
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
% j2 g( k4 }' |6 G4 _8 ?, Qhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ' ]. k' ?7 U+ y' F- b- h! A
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
" k# k4 ~* G% \0 j) M% ?are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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