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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. y9 S- _3 p( E9 d) x) f' g
( T. e! a" k8 A/ F9 P) rDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
6 p0 q& d- `) f, _6 g8 O/ RNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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1 D7 {0 N; x/ YThe second man married a telephone operator. $ N* Q/ |* j+ }" F1 o& M
0 O5 Z2 }7 _9 j# T& fDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
) W& G; \; I8 L3 C7 \. O4 c% t- y8 W: OTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
% i5 ] w+ C& z7 kbut teachers are just too frigid".' t* V2 o( z3 A* F. E" X/ ^. _
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day.& _% S7 z& }6 L; s6 J5 |
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 3 I R( i9 }! g. }$ H! l4 n
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
; n% H2 x, d" s8 K5 G) J; O( }pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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: G6 H" {2 L4 Z/ d* F' a SDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.# g& {" O( k! \. l
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
2 S* H4 ?- Q# ~# ?, ~& X* Kwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."$ W9 G& s' H' r4 k7 {/ s
. q+ B m1 x; ]! ?' rAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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7 g# W, |0 O' [% `- kThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 3 F3 o0 r( }5 \, d. x
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back % n5 b" k! M* u H
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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6 S1 e: z s; F( ZDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I y! Z% B6 ^, u0 r6 N' k/ Q
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
1 c# C$ u$ G$ G: J) h7 f) Nthree minutes are up."
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& d! J! O1 P0 |0 \5 r& Q9 F) Y1 pDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
. P6 ]7 \7 l" O5 O/ `7 l% Pcalling any minute.* g2 z, V* P; _8 F
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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# N6 K4 o, f. t. e. y2 ZDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
0 N+ c& Y3 O! v2 |, f9 |man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
$ k" N9 k8 ?0 K: Ahis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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: Q2 E' T% l4 }6 T8 t W- VJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
7 O2 ^" d2 m7 A: _$ Efight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
; x- ^# l" \$ d9 E4 l3 V$ N, va school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
! ^6 o( j1 a0 w8 ?* `/ _are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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