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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, * m% v: u7 u* j; `
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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6 r& C$ u2 G/ B1 IThe first man married a nurse.
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2 x' ], y j# [Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
! B2 m: i6 ?# t; S: rNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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" F# r/ y9 ?$ W: H0 u- f9 ^Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ! n* r6 E3 ] y! X
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top % @' ^6 j! z# I4 h6 I# k
button...A-bomb.?
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3 [9 C- o9 R; ?) J: lThe third man married a school teacher.
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/ J% n& w$ i% Q) HDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 4 _+ q7 v# e5 E- B# e7 V" V8 @! h: h
but teachers are just too frigid".
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% Y4 \# X2 z0 EThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected " @7 P& x M% q r- U2 I- R
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 3 f- s( M# ]) n5 K) @- e
would call much later in the day.
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- P$ j5 v; H* O# n/ x" v- dAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 7 `1 y# V! D8 \ t* U
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's H( B5 Y) I3 u% Z' u: A- S
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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0 J4 K4 A5 E! L" ^Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
@2 R: V# P, V* Wwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."% o' |% z3 K: y; t
% d7 h, t4 I% p' OAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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9 b! g& A! R" W9 HThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 9 w, d3 Y: n6 d' d) G+ ~- A" U
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back & R0 N+ K! m! D% U9 Z
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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9 h. E/ x* S3 z m" }0 {5 hDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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2 o/ V/ U6 O; l3 a6 _- rThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
, J0 ~! c( X9 uheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
+ s$ i& Y3 C7 q4 H/ Rthree minutes are up." , c+ I+ _. R! @9 D, f. E
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be + S6 E( R' m: \2 r, N; J
calling any minute.
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2 }4 v" s, @4 ?% Q5 R/ sFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
2 O# q/ z5 t8 J/ p. F' ?' k5 Vman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 9 L& _4 _7 Q( N1 Y0 p5 W( |
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a # l$ }$ P' \% o s$ d- k
fight?"
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' R8 V3 z( w2 }/ J1 C; n4 a6 |The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 2 h5 b, i- t4 W5 y* z' C5 I3 i
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
7 c- N _+ X- ?; w4 W/ `# h+ ~% Vare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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