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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. % O$ O7 g& ~2 Y' R$ p/ @4 z1 s
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ! H7 F& p6 Q" R# V% G5 q1 s
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".) c W9 v/ c6 g$ ?2 b
9 t0 w1 c& }: w( I' w7 {The second man married a telephone operator. 0 A2 T; Z: _7 x$ ^$ g) j5 Z
4 Q) }; c3 O7 l! H; E- i' o9 o3 ~Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 8 r* d5 n1 D7 V% s! X3 l' _9 K n
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top . ?, W& H+ ^2 `9 m$ D* G
button...A-bomb.?
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7 o# z, W: K# q. BThe third man married a school teacher.
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& |3 B1 n/ d4 m6 r; h7 _. EDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
# u" I1 D# |' A! Q" jbut teachers are just too frigid".; Y( A9 E4 G' \. z' Q* K5 u, N
" z% I7 S- g/ j* z% }% r. QThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
2 j, ~ A- m# i4 w. ?only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
3 g7 j9 v2 b6 b3 k, C% @would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
: `. R z+ j3 K( u5 Jnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ' G# k+ X) Q( |3 s! e% I6 |/ B2 [
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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+ s9 r% ~& p$ n' bDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
( @5 t2 o* j P1 X' twas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.9 ], V! Y/ i/ p
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
+ Z2 T8 s5 z1 ~6 ^- F% `8 `5 Tas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 5 ~- P7 K9 L3 {7 |) T2 x4 i
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.4 C8 r; k: E) X! I
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
) o2 l: ?0 ~% B$ utheir voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
+ ~9 W3 t% h ]2 G% `" S& oheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your % ? A/ {% ?: R
three minutes are up."
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p5 N/ E& l/ B( Y% rDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 1 {3 K( K f+ \+ W
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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+ T, F- i9 o7 L7 VDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
: {3 K9 J9 L6 J8 Q4 S1 xman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
- E) E) d& Q5 X8 Y" v' m. j& Hhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
. {9 _0 N$ \+ d+ J6 Ha school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
) y9 r3 z* b |! d# E* lare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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