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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
& J) ~9 _0 Y0 s8 jNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. - `1 o/ f. h% q: Z/ _
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ( x. y0 ]( s; Q7 P. d
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 5 u/ d B6 W+ Y, d
button...A-bomb.?: U7 S9 s; a/ g2 e
# g/ g2 D7 c3 @8 @, ]The third man married a school teacher. , ], i" o6 K/ q8 v# M
V- b, b4 E6 r; e8 }Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty ; m' z; A$ M0 J" x# }1 f
but teachers are just too frigid".( W: l% `; `! v6 F
" f7 z+ [+ f5 B1 B" HThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
Y* d* ~; a# Nonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
5 b( _5 d" F8 J: cwould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
" ]5 A1 M% T& |7 T Rnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
+ M/ i' T# T1 q$ s; n# upajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ' L+ r: U; \. Z8 I u3 W7 k; I# x( V
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.$ u! K, F" M: n
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night , ~6 R4 d g% F4 | o: N) ~6 A
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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# L, w3 |) V- l, I: kAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again. t/ C, Y$ p8 L$ ?4 R
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
" ^2 [: B7 _2 d" T1 ?as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
1 j. v2 `7 b+ ^, A3 xin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.1 [1 v+ ?8 _) c2 L0 x" C
4 s3 [- F7 O7 ?* R: r8 n' X# ADave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
1 N" D: e' W4 X" ntheir voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
" j; ~3 I! |4 S! Sheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 3 M |) h0 O$ J) T9 \8 _. L' |
three minutes are up."
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2 V: H- x1 h1 V3 b' b# JDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be . ^3 O+ E% H3 v% N2 [
calling any minute. w: K d5 L9 A( g6 f9 g4 H3 H3 y+ i
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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/ d( d) Y# N2 ~8 _- c$ }Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 0 }0 l7 ~2 a' E" l
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only & u- e& X" k2 _+ Y( r5 K% l
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 3 f2 r+ F3 \7 n+ g
legs.
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) D) G' v% q7 L! }+ D# g+ ?/ QJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a 3 Z4 @' ^7 p4 a3 M- F8 a
fight?" : D& {( o. e6 q7 i; }! N3 y
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 2 |! k# d' [/ {
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We $ f Y2 |! Y- F
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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