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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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3 b9 F: f3 @/ \Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
$ [) {5 c) k+ SNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. ; u- l) i& E c8 L( z; {
3 B! { Y/ f+ n5 u4 iDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ' }' S0 F7 S2 j+ [
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. & _8 L5 m% i( n
. t; L4 f7 G" w9 e" }% wDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
, Y6 W& e! i5 J3 c" kbut teachers are just too frigid".4 Y3 Z+ C0 ?' `4 v \. @8 ?5 N
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
1 w" Y7 Z5 t# m1 Cnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's " b. t. Y6 {5 Z" K
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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' r w$ J0 ]8 PDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.1 S" W/ G# V. u8 J w3 A8 u
/ N, e5 Y3 m4 z5 x% FThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night & `; q# _; P3 p. {' r
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."8 m, N; m1 w9 U; \% F9 _3 Q- r
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.1 a; w5 V* P/ g- a/ p! f$ T
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 1 Y1 x( o' x0 w3 Q3 m% I1 t7 _$ \
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back : u6 v4 _" j% T0 W$ z
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.: Y; p0 J2 }% u8 i, J
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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; X) ~! s( `/ TThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
6 D; e7 d9 W" V# [6 Y+ {heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
9 S0 R; T/ _1 H: x6 E8 ^three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 6 y6 {; N2 a0 Q7 S; P [) G7 o
calling any minute.. l8 Q% b5 u9 P2 P0 C" y% _& K
; O* ^# @+ v- MFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.$ W6 [6 _$ U1 [1 y
; k% R& G9 L( [8 hDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
+ o+ a6 b( r7 H; jman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
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/ `5 o1 J& ]! T5 [$ X! V/ {: }* nJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
/ L# @, l/ g0 e3 c/ wa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ; D: Q' E, W$ Z0 l
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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