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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 8 G$ T( T0 {0 N7 n3 `$ v6 w2 Y
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. 7 ?& f" r8 f `# }4 m1 f! e3 t
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
/ ]! f( ]( q* u( t/ BNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 8 Q3 B( b8 S/ F! y" T: h& S
" T% Y8 P. F$ R2 b% L* s) GDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 1 U$ d! K3 \2 z b" W" {- M9 S
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top {* V4 G6 Q$ v9 s: Z6 j
button...A-bomb.? q3 _0 e' M" k; U; d
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The third man married a school teacher. 0 I7 m r: N1 c* f5 b% W9 H
$ A5 q. U* q8 i" JDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty H7 C2 `7 Z. K4 P$ X* M( J
but teachers are just too frigid".
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3 {( y& m* A: V6 G @" z( |. ]The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected - O: Y7 [5 m8 u$ D3 t7 R
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two . N1 E% e) W( C/ t7 E4 X
would call much later in the day.
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" ]" J4 P2 H) Z7 RAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The : X9 b2 f4 i1 i6 |1 d
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's * @, r8 K( s5 A W9 ]
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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; a; X' |& Z! \2 A1 u5 M7 TDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.8 D) y, p( E; j' [ i/ i
/ X; |0 ^+ C; y; _) B7 h6 t+ lThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night ( X8 M- \# {! W! C; f2 P- K
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."- D6 j% c1 ?( T W3 s% X- R
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.; u/ ]. z( g" W+ J, W
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
- e$ N) j6 H' Y! uas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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& h5 c, I# q) A, E. e2 y1 KDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as : Q" U+ O3 E% r$ y8 n! i" l
their voices." 3 v5 ~% k/ H- n
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
3 P. n7 `/ E4 `heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
+ d" A+ A. H |9 }& hthree minutes are up." 2 M. R0 N& M7 }" U% Z/ }) s
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ; k/ i5 `" r, T( j2 L2 h
calling any minute.- R, G$ Y; q0 ?6 K% b- v8 R @
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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; ^$ m+ g% ]! m# |Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The - m8 J# z* O4 K7 c( P" v1 l6 K
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
3 b% G; i+ X$ H5 q& @9 whis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and % M9 L% d$ V+ J8 _
legs.$ s% G g' X, `
8 N9 }0 _, l% zJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
: N3 Z8 n5 ?& Ca school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
, {6 u9 ~' O9 c- yare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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