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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, d+ p" O9 A; [6 w* f! @, ^" `1 k
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. 4 U/ q+ s2 ?" { V1 Z
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The first man married a nurse. , i8 Y* @5 h+ z3 B
$ t2 Q$ g8 M3 G! W/ {Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 5 @2 X) }7 g7 j- }% v( ] V
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".2 |6 z5 p: p+ M1 k) O& m! C% D: Z
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The second man married a telephone operator. % M; B I3 \# c3 x! }& [
, i( t7 f8 i, YDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
+ f/ n; h, c9 r, [Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top % t1 i! j) W3 ~5 a6 e& v
button...A-bomb.?
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. x+ n9 G& r3 v3 _: Q( \The third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
: a4 m0 e" H, Y1 n- w; c3 ibut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 9 h- H1 S4 h3 B4 j, r& k
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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$ N, s% k. K' ?, G. g# m# g9 ?At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
) X9 p: H0 N5 m3 D' Rnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 7 u6 r1 M" ~2 w6 W3 p$ @$ H+ B
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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4 v( `. D& ~6 ?0 J! z+ UThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night I8 T) ?2 e) ^0 |. c6 L
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."% f2 I7 W* D# x# f" S* g3 S
5 L9 u4 A0 q& V1 s6 N' E& zAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
" q7 B8 U& l. W$ [" i" Z" Vas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
& ]1 d4 p. p, Z2 x* P! w$ Y2 |* iin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.- n1 g6 i, o3 n& o
* V; g5 D. z) r, U( Z5 b k5 nDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
8 a8 V) ?) m4 itheir voices." 7 l0 _6 b' ~" C9 w4 D1 S# A
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
+ Y8 k7 f3 d( ?heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ; S; \5 l) g! j" n6 M6 u! n% b! {
three minutes are up." * n$ ^, j9 U) X) S. [" A/ _! b+ E
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 3 }0 M5 e& x2 s# ~8 x
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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0 x% f( g" {* O8 u( }$ H) n: P k4 XDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
5 c( R& h ]0 ]: a& I& k4 M7 nman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only & F |" P i+ c; D
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
! x/ M( q6 I8 @$ g4 }a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ( |. _' r0 C7 P: g/ E& s' l
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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