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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
& W; x \5 |# z) p5 Kwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. , ^8 M t* h2 x, z8 G$ C, r) _
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ( G; r7 k2 j0 Q$ v2 U. n
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".' _# h/ A- p8 c/ g0 e
8 u; y; q9 ?& v) F% @9 j8 uThe second man married a telephone operator.
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* C7 G( o! x N$ hDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
5 x: B- p3 h; B# \. X) q5 A% q& N1 LTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top / m# l) B; c, q
button...A-bomb.?
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7 p1 h8 X" x; {7 A9 T* x- IThe third man married a school teacher. % D0 L: ?( D( ^7 W8 N
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 5 V. M, v( I4 x$ a9 f7 j
but teachers are just too frigid".
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P6 R7 @; T& T! GThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected / o8 |; {: m+ E/ O
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two ) ~/ E) k- ]3 M# `3 C
would call much later in the day.! i; n1 M5 D8 B0 _% b- E2 @
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ! Z9 k' i. l0 x* T
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's , K7 J7 p- z2 l! \
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
/ p" n! [, |0 h" o* R Rwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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' ^, K' r6 P' i8 [The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast % W+ D# C& @, E
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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8 d C- O& v e ~8 @* xDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as ' O+ t8 V5 ?1 ~9 l/ H
their voices." " ^# Y& s* U: O& V3 @
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
1 \3 r" C, P) z+ pheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your : Y# n V, `6 p5 r( C3 b! s
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ; d$ V" S1 Z& Y3 z
calling any minute., u+ U$ n6 R9 l
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The % [& \9 D2 N2 L- Q G ?
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
7 Z0 T- ~, s( ? F- V1 Phis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a J! c0 P P) ~
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
5 N- l& Q! D$ Ha school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 4 ]* p1 G- t; U6 q
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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