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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ) E3 Y. y7 R5 y
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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* {: F0 W% o* z j+ c, C( zThe first man married a nurse. 8 Y9 f; P. X( I
: L% t% L$ X k+ VDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
; S" p- f" n& B9 _6 u2 ]7 H) t gNurses are known to be hot to trot".5 p, I/ Z# f; W
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The second man married a telephone operator. + t; j8 X9 w }) h& ^. K
0 j6 `; B* a `% u0 \1 S! yDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
- o0 i7 {- h P& v/ X+ z# I2 ZTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top & q5 a' J1 g7 `5 w- Q& P1 K
button...A-bomb.?
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8 A. c+ d: [. O8 i cThe third man married a school teacher.
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' A2 c; f* P$ JDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
; k2 @* V$ g4 S: l8 Z4 ebut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
2 w* N- \9 ^7 j+ ~+ jonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 5 `0 s$ e" ` |3 Z# U* B: l
would call much later in the day.
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9 N2 C1 @9 |9 XAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 5 w* H# n' S4 b$ [! G& r2 `
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
9 r) P( W8 q+ _0 V- |" a! Kpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. - }0 o" Z! s& ]2 l
4 E6 @4 r) n% ^1 c% i; u+ A; ADave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse./ M2 @% a8 g0 Q: Y
5 }! p' o& J7 A) N% X$ AThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night # D& L z9 ^5 F& C8 h. _( F |
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."" x j+ e5 O( b4 v- o* D! O
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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- n8 K2 I8 e# r5 ?# k# z" vThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
) b* a2 ? \/ Y I% ras possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
. S% F+ [, u9 h P3 a8 F, \- [. f$ @in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.9 E* e4 Y* e2 H: \
. x- u9 q; H' _0 ]3 v; y" L' XDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
5 l; i$ m# q- l. Jtheir voices."
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- U) V# H+ @# K+ j6 s# TThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
8 I/ t4 R7 M% A, i+ qheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
7 [- ]! H) l8 k1 p' y& M1 ?+ lthree minutes are up." . R, _2 h. R% E1 R/ l ?2 V
6 r- |6 c" J" o1 h9 d- lDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be . e& @9 u/ d2 |, ^* w
calling any minute.3 `$ I$ L; o$ r
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.9 p9 M# v6 }. u( G
" d( u- p2 z) O2 J; a) A* oDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 3 e: Q% m; a( O; r3 V# X/ J
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
( ]. U9 V+ y# d/ p& P! ~4 @, H6 bhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
! _4 @9 J6 b9 V* i/ R6 Elegs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
9 W6 `% w" Y# F1 o; z# bfight?"
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4 D2 d% X* l- M1 [4 ]$ A3 gThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry + q/ n: K, \) [) h7 \$ }) Q& Z2 @+ {
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
+ b4 o# P; \" s/ V) o% q( [- kare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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