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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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/ X: |5 W4 }2 E% }. XDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
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The third man married a school teacher. 9 z5 r' d L* U; n) Q. U% H; f
' U- d/ x5 d/ P! X: R5 UDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
1 Q- x6 s% R1 s# Y2 [6 Y$ Cbut teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day. i9 _' K! J" N: P9 M
; u/ J# O0 M7 ?, E* e. R \At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
' S$ y! {# w* ?2 I% x0 Inurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
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. c( p: r& ~, D; ]# b/ fDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.1 j* ~1 V( R X- q+ A4 d3 f
/ |5 ~- v/ l* _$ gThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night " _4 O; o7 \1 [* E6 P7 x
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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: |) y: A; o# }( i4 NAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.0 t4 a: Y/ ?' B8 A0 b5 Z* r% O
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
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in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. ^2 {1 U$ ^& @( ]- `; G6 m! c, g6 G
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as - o6 N8 J6 U/ ]. w9 |6 _8 M% `6 w
their voices."
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# U' o3 d7 a6 E. s7 vThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
4 X5 u: [4 `( U/ Zheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your # H# ?5 v$ s2 H7 T/ v5 H
three minutes are up." 9 \# v: ^3 \2 J( c7 [
L" M" L1 Y; }8 r6 C% X1 Y& h9 f5 yDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be \- l1 p, x8 a, J! F/ G
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/ p# [" x3 c# b7 V) b# a2 r- G/ cDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ; n* C0 V6 G% ?+ \. a K
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 4 ~( h) A6 ?) h0 g& T
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
0 w: {7 Z/ {: `# `4 Q, Oare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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