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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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4 V3 F* v! ?7 x4 h {( k+ N% x) MThe first man married a nurse. , K# ^4 E: s; W4 u% b" `: v
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. i; t9 H m. A+ J* S
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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( U/ H2 `- o a( [) l1 P; `8 tThe second man married a telephone operator. # M6 R+ S3 p7 I9 G0 t% C
, @: r: U& s2 `% SDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
2 V7 f, G" w, T, R* w+ k \Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top # w* {, o( i3 `7 ?4 O) c+ }
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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- x7 k4 x; m# k! n+ N# W" IDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty $ L! p5 W5 f0 M2 T( B
but teachers are just too frigid".
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
1 B% u( z( h8 H/ @* Eonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 8 g4 h) Y( _/ U7 c/ M
would call much later in the day.5 g5 @" A7 s5 w* g, h" M* O7 B
/ x6 o- H& W! _+ d1 bAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 5 p# Z; D- z5 ~7 y' n! c
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
" W8 c+ b' z+ \6 g* |pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. , A2 l* }0 K+ T4 S
8 |) Y8 a; N0 RDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse./ d0 S) S- H6 C; G8 m/ S; Z" Y
( a- a1 I+ b OThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.) R* [3 g' T) [& A5 I
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast $ J Y# K+ O) [7 G' y
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 6 S; A0 ~ x/ ~ H' P F6 Z
their voices."
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" l/ A4 `- M# b2 B7 lThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
& s9 s; S8 u4 Q' H& Kheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 4 J, b& i9 C/ D& f+ A1 d
three minutes are up."
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& L7 J1 P5 i' ?8 o U7 @Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The + g; Q) S$ k7 k# c
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
; `9 d# U! ?2 }8 u5 s( Zhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 9 Z. k& ]& |# t( ~4 ?5 v+ s$ D
legs.
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& r3 [/ B6 K/ G4 E+ t9 jJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ) P% v; W+ I0 N' C" p5 c! H, B
fight?"
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* u/ z6 R' c4 {2 n/ NThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
3 k# u8 m) E& Ca school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 1 p2 o2 j5 B$ S& {; k
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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