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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 4 f( G( k" d5 h2 o* s* D. M- i
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. 5 @$ R) {- o* x& b3 m9 k2 f
' t/ a D: Q# H( `# {0 K7 ZDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
9 ~8 v& G# S' J3 _Nurses are known to be hot to trot".5 i. p0 ^. j+ s/ w% U. B3 Y; _
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The second man married a telephone operator. 7 I" P, e5 S/ @/ O# \( R
7 N1 K% b7 a. w4 }* M5 i- `Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
4 @$ u, C; N5 \, ` KTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. 4 {' P8 h- T9 a7 `- f5 p# ~
0 U% ^$ P) r R" [( D- ?2 JDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty 5 t; N7 V* @5 A1 m; \' x! m6 ?/ M& d
but teachers are just too frigid".
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$ k4 m! w; ]/ h) ]' ~) ~: ]) FThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 8 ?. B" ]8 b$ z- c, n6 ^) x% u/ T
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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: |4 k" ~2 U* R1 m9 lAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The 4 d8 M4 N, B' c) s0 c# `) }$ \
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 3 ^9 h* z- N% d1 y8 ~, X' c
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. ; E* u/ e4 E8 O' K$ ]! r! r
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.# B3 u9 x- C8 y. j; e/ q
0 i0 t& a8 U1 o1 ?The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 1 A" o- t s) J; o9 R6 V
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."* h- @3 ~1 \9 I+ H. h" x
! x2 Q$ n% S6 p3 m B4 k3 |; |At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.. Q! B% L* W0 {7 l
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast ' D: A5 \# k6 t V2 i, L' z
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back : `6 D* h+ `' _8 i! ?" E. C
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I - n, U# ~+ v1 a. Y4 n2 r% @
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your " c3 R% J2 U R7 [
three minutes are up." 9 x' H9 Q1 v7 N1 f
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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' G, U* R9 ^0 P8 o" ~; h' C* {Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
5 \1 @4 E" ~8 P9 mman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
, f0 @& j- q- m) Shis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and " a7 N5 P; I. P
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry # h4 Y( ]# b0 {1 \
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
: O! @, J( O+ {" H) u {" Gare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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