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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
3 E7 G) ]9 U- v1 A J Hwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
4 s+ ?; K' m; I6 V/ \- C! iNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 4 W* e9 }/ m9 ~9 r1 v' h$ O: T
, T" X7 c/ P: q* f( `+ Y) z W/ JDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 4 V4 r: Z2 O% j9 U, V/ T0 ~
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top + l2 r i0 j: ~7 X9 \
button...A-bomb.?! q* f1 T( ]* U
0 I3 y% y/ q' X+ _9 N2 ^The third man married a school teacher. 2 D+ Q9 ~5 d& ?: G2 A! D, h
9 ~8 Y! [: K7 c1 E$ ]7 A% VDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty % H2 k, \5 d6 G: W- @# m( p
but teachers are just too frigid"." e' `: a* q4 U
- k) X- M" B5 B pThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
4 m3 K" k5 X& E E$ D0 ponly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
: Y$ t; `& j' p4 J Tnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
* o) v0 T+ `( upajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.) s+ q2 s1 |% J
! M) k( j9 j X' bThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
+ ~9 ]- v! I5 c; c5 e" O6 bwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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9 O0 ]# B" |' w# q- G6 [* {6 }$ NThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 3 x1 l8 `1 q: @( l8 a
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back . s8 H1 ?$ D. R0 V- b5 k! Y% {7 t
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.3 M! O6 e- g. i1 K+ P- s
# F" ?8 C" ~: ?; V' y& QDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 4 Y2 P0 n: W, m
their voices."
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/ f. H8 n& e9 d1 h" \The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
- s* o9 E. g( f% j+ Hheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ' q9 E5 L, B$ S3 b" e* q7 t/ W
three minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.3 Y8 P& l4 B8 U9 t7 c) C% x) a8 m
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The ) q2 Q% i* [3 |4 d2 [/ W
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only % s% z- M1 i) |& s8 I
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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: J" O' k+ X7 M* lJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a $ c7 G! U& i2 c& f* S& r3 ~
fight?"
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry S$ r( N% x' [9 z+ m' r: J, _$ c
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
( l M; q: {3 t" d1 Zare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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