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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
. F0 r# u, J( |+ o% D% e7 Dwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. - k z/ L% }0 {, \9 p2 N7 X
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The first man married a nurse.
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6 O/ G- H0 W' ]- z6 l. }7 ]Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
1 h; K, _, { q) RNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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$ `' r0 g+ Y( K5 l( O( s6 k0 RThe second man married a telephone operator. 3 Z# a! `) p* m
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 1 A& l$ B1 H9 }0 M7 V
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher.
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) |0 r( M* q8 |5 [4 x6 Y* YDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
. W; k) R- C1 ?! G# w5 abut teachers are just too frigid".
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' L1 c% J: s6 GThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected . |# m* F& d! d2 J8 d( U4 y
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two ! V$ a" S6 \% @5 _
would call much later in the day.
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% V9 _6 ^6 t& g; B, V2 xAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
" ?3 r6 H* J" j/ e: Onurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
; v) i+ E7 T" k, q5 h3 `0 g: I4 vpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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& t5 \0 e# K0 I/ q& h- p) {! LDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.2 h$ f( }: O8 { ? e
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
# w7 d& l! y, C$ f5 P wwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."1 C$ z- y C* h- Y2 J
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast $ T" C3 W h# }7 g7 X5 J
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 5 e0 p# T- w3 g' a) c% n- }$ B8 D
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.# ^7 i7 q. b8 T$ A$ ?
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as : A1 K1 Z7 Y# x, Z+ M, f b
their voices."
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
3 B4 v. Q r% I1 P: gheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
& O+ Q5 ^/ C1 zthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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/ n0 a6 B. b$ t9 g1 wFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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1 {5 M; J. h6 Y' [/ u% RDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
O4 F, ]* M# h7 F5 t0 uman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 8 g/ n# g% y" A! ^
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and $ I3 M# d8 `7 D$ }- x' n$ x
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ! R- l8 A% _- y J F* a8 P6 _, F
fight?"
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/ y, h% X% { zThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
2 L% u! Y& V0 s0 _7 M& ma school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ' {% \8 P6 U/ v
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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