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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
. ~1 m" L" Z1 v* u! p5 Q6 f( y; p2 Hwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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+ P* t( |9 S4 A6 y! h3 vThe first man married a nurse. + {0 b( V' E, X# q, d2 h' B$ r
) e/ Z, B! J; ~( R, _5 o: YDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ) L8 S- R+ e7 z) J5 K+ y
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. - D* J% l5 P2 n8 \) T, S
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top 9 {& p( d9 Q |( T+ B7 M
button...A-bomb.?
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9 w8 e* B( J; V7 \The third man married a school teacher. + N0 T; H) i+ P& q
. w3 M t! {0 S1 o- G' u; pDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
l2 W7 c3 C, p% ubut teachers are just too frigid".+ a5 B: D+ C% ~0 G- E9 N3 m& z
' v1 e8 s% k) `. A% jThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 5 x% `" ^8 X5 Z7 I" Z7 ~$ G
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 1 R& b! L* _2 g/ Z d( r- q, [5 c
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
9 ?, m7 k w: g6 qnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
8 E9 ]- C/ c5 tpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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1 J( u- D4 J' ?' R4 v" B3 z9 aThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night : l( I3 }! u7 [/ N3 O3 y) d0 H
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary.": a% d7 S3 O W2 j: N. D+ R
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.. ?+ O" n# T* D
/ y* ]* M, P/ ^$ B5 RThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 6 C; K0 j# O( I' G
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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' h% f% b0 F" f( w* UDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 4 s7 {9 q: C' `0 s$ Q1 N
their voices." - r0 r3 @6 g, S6 s- g y
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I 3 V9 q& ]) W6 o3 T( e+ L2 l8 C
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 4 N! I, I. H# I/ \7 w
three minutes are up."
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: p7 \/ R6 }1 f9 d$ O6 g1 BDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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: U, s7 G% J8 [0 w/ a) B: A- QFinally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.6 E; E) W6 b$ P0 M9 q5 ?# j# R
5 u" z3 }3 M2 NDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The # s9 o- M6 Q I+ ~
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 2 d2 j0 x( Q/ k" }
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and ; w0 v; g7 [. T) k( P
legs.4 @4 }* }& L( E6 U# K
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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9 `, c6 S! u5 y1 |8 I9 iThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 1 N& G1 L0 ~3 @; X, g
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
# U% Q0 X$ k! Y0 u- g- {are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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