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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, 7 {3 w/ [' M. ^6 w' _' J
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. ; P5 L# t8 N& d8 j, E" \ W: J
, {$ D) o# A& uThe first man married a nurse. 4 g3 \! \7 ~3 y* s
6 h$ ~4 Z! Z/ `( q7 tDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
' S! w8 k4 G. Z' l; y$ D6 WNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. ) N5 R- T) T: ]1 z' [( o/ I
% U6 I' S* e1 W# ~# aDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. 3 `) d6 a9 a6 }: r2 R; S, i
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top * J; w: ^/ g' ]% Y! ^+ g3 b Q) ^
button...A-bomb.?" J' M& C' q+ J E) X- }7 b" {
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The third man married a school teacher. 4 Q% t# P9 E F6 E
! _. c3 c [- R5 mDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty # E+ d; ~9 S' }: @' M8 v. D: h
but teachers are just too frigid".- [3 Z* n/ F* }; E/ F
/ _, K' T. _, V$ c- ]$ EThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
. |% ^) M8 M8 Yonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two T0 `: h2 m$ U1 [* c
would call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
/ V1 b4 t5 S* }nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's * P. n; C% b) _2 Z6 y* |$ l* q1 K1 @
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.- A8 ^; S2 M0 X0 Q
# q& L+ e2 s/ F- N4 c% r3 hThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night a/ y+ ?8 J* [! c. N* W1 g @
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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" H+ o/ E+ M7 J BThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 8 @) I; z. v: N4 ^: v2 C# j ^
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
! Z" G. h# v: q% Tin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as & k9 |) P* M: a3 }9 ^3 c2 a
their voices."
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7 o$ o6 {% Y# e. d" \3 G6 eThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
4 b% z- s; F( T; qheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your + I" @3 |: |- c' t* q
three minutes are up." ' N/ M& m5 o: z& Y
% k/ P! l2 ~, N+ \% k6 d! t4 PDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 7 w5 m7 c" _3 i
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
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his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and : G- g2 L3 j6 M5 l+ Q5 ^# u
legs.
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5 O8 O( m7 Y$ yJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry * p B; l0 e U1 u
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We / m B2 p! b* Y. L2 ?
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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