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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, H4 j* Z9 v2 n/ l( q
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. # v9 G2 F! R2 x2 v4 m7 A& i) M c
0 H- [$ q5 h" s/ fThe first man married a nurse. ( D1 `, P. I7 \
$ E9 @# m0 m! _8 WDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
D6 \1 C3 j" {3 INurses are known to be hot to trot".1 D P: F7 i1 I' J
" A( B) ~0 b! }! B+ k2 eThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
7 O2 x, i& r* Y6 S2 r! {" C/ c- wTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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1 c! x& B9 h* _; B1 |8 V2 f& N; j& G BThe third man married a school teacher.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty , \/ Z; Q0 k; q9 P5 R
but teachers are just too frigid".; f$ V9 K: w! _$ i/ I) [6 Y
9 K) p" T! f8 F0 AThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
$ ^ Z1 B. C7 ponly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 2 L" r) j7 I: ?: X
would call much later in the day.* l |9 e4 A5 [8 g4 w8 P8 [4 `
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ; i1 f" H6 R0 W$ n" X+ p- D, g4 s
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
. C- P" g- a( y( _! | Mpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 6 t% f7 j1 O7 w8 i. S
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."1 [+ ~6 { [7 o& V& j
1 O# y. T$ w* ]At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.
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9 m2 o2 i' Q- r) x, p& KThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast - A$ N/ h9 G* s, ]# `- I) k
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
: \9 _$ O7 A/ I: e8 A, Fin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.; [$ \& e$ p& w, @( ]- h% |" Z
2 F2 D- s$ U" }6 O6 e4 T1 JDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
1 X; p, C& H: L( O$ gtheir voices."
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- P% `3 L! C5 q8 O; xThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I + G% o% d# ^- f8 B- B
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your / ?' W0 S( l e. F
three minutes are up."
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\- o! v- y* L$ v3 bDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be + ^8 D$ b) [# r2 M: C* _3 M8 Q z
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.% j; H( W! B: t. v- k) a
( t, \) u" o$ U' M9 c1 ^Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The / p& B# E: S! c6 z
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
; {3 Y8 ?0 I3 T* p6 _5 vhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and 6 i4 Z% H) J/ O D
legs.
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a - \8 m: } c8 x: z" h/ T
fight?" 4 P' u% `" O- _. Y, V- E: b
) U" P9 ^6 r9 Z& p4 bThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry 2 u0 z2 D0 ~! X" _) g4 C
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We , Q2 _' e6 {1 }% A# h0 l
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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