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发表于 2008-8-22 20:40 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A shepherd was herding his flock in a remote pasture when suddenly a brand-new
) |) H9 `1 ^' f. o, zBMW advanced out of the dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a ! O+ k* ?: e5 S: `4 j
Broni suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window 7 a3 w9 y  M6 r3 M2 x  ?
and asked the shepherd, "If I tell you exactly how many sheep you have in your
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The shepherd looked at the man, obviously a yuppie, then looked at his ! ]7 ^  j8 E$ o: h
peacefully-grazing flock and calmly answered, "Sure."
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The yuppie parked his car, whipped out his IBM ThinkPad and connected it to a
6 T! Q' |/ g# ]% t6 A9 p" Lcell phone, then he surfed to a NASA page on the internet where he called up a
+ g9 o- Y# n! a. PGPS satellite navigation system, scanned the area, and then opened up a database # l/ K) \' ^) g4 n( |* G
and an Excel spreadsheet with complex formulas. He sent an email on his
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a 130 page report on his miniaturized printer then turns to the shepherd and / x7 E: i1 G' E1 p6 w# k
says,"You have exactly 1586 sheep".& B- Z) [6 M; }% Q, f* u, u3 g
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"That is correct; take one of the sheep" said the shepherd.
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He watches the young man select one of the animals and bundle it into his
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7 Z4 i- a8 D; K" s2 G& _Then the shepherd says: "If I can tell you exactly what your business
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"OK, why not" answered the young man.1 X9 C) A4 i1 Y- c

- N3 d$ E+ V0 U2 t6 m"Clearly, you are a consultant" said the shepherd.
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"That's correct" says the yuppie, "but how did you guess that?"0 \/ E+ t. w8 j$ D9 r
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"No guessing required" answers the shepherd. "You turned up here although 3 q, F; E' p! i  l/ {$ g+ k
nobody called you. You want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a   k& Y8 _! z3 T; y$ L  T8 }! S) v0 z. Z
question I never asked, and you don't know crap about my business.... Now give 7 @- k2 ]5 D3 w$ W, W- I% i
me back my dog".
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:41 | 显示全部楼层
a woman walks into a supermarket, and notices a male customer whose zipper is 4 u, E8 z  g- d
undone. The woman kindly says" excuse me sir,but your barracks doors are open". 0 }/ r$ U+ i: b& N' U8 O1 r9 Q
Not having a clue what the woman was talking about he continued shopping. A few   q0 l$ c0 d1 ?5 ~1 @3 [
moments later another customer approached the man and explained that his zipper
  d* p1 G+ E0 z5 pwas undone. The man zipped up and continued his shopping. At the checkout he ran ' ]0 X* M; l1 e1 W: i- m4 N
into the woman who originally informed him of his zipper.He decides to play into
7 [, J1 c  H, T! Dher unusual comment; "excuse me maam, when you noticed my barracks door was
( s" a2 R  s0 T) c2 vopen, did you happen to see a soldier standing at full attention?" The woman % ]. A. k4 A& ^. A. s. [5 W
responded by saying " no, all i saw was a disabled vet sitting on two duffle
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-8-22 20:42 | 显示全部楼层
Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
; ^8 q- t6 ?- t6 t8 c- Qwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. % F0 F# l, H# A5 u7 V% M( p6 T

' H1 |5 s5 ~7 V9 EThe first man married a nurse.
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' J0 a/ p! H' i2 j6 x  fDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
) {; I, x( W* h9 w% t' ]+ dNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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; X4 O9 l3 a  o1 p0 K# J" t1 jThe second man married a telephone operator.
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0 H! z; n6 [4 t' l; x. p: ^" I! ^Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
3 N( z: J' s/ V6 sTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. * t4 C$ w" n3 R

* H2 t. H* N9 w9 HDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
3 s! E5 Y+ g6 B" ?; t/ @1 Vbut teachers are just too frigid".
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. ^; S  k3 O/ @0 K; Q! c9 Q- x2 GThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected ; d3 r! s" ]0 K/ {0 A: k
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two 9 Z: _3 F% U7 _' _6 c
would call much later in the day.5 e# N% a0 y6 g3 [0 T
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
5 C, V" v5 W/ G/ f) i$ y% Jnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's ; O+ o( r8 ?$ ?& l4 N. F* h8 Y
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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$ _' Y1 d/ ^1 C  q' b! ]3 Z2 eDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 1 v  i1 U. i+ V4 \" l
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.) D1 v. |* u7 e, m
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 5 C8 m- t4 B* l. \5 ~9 K7 M
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 2 Q, t* e6 G0 o# ^' W7 T
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.6 ^. x$ W% s& R6 w( G) g

+ _! O( n5 @( H1 K% M1 uDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
, s) m6 H6 e0 u  }- \# }) vtheir voices."   x) M" p9 c7 j9 x# e5 x

+ h$ J2 s4 k/ H& T/ ?2 qThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I ( G% ?1 |$ C! u
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 8 X8 q% F' {3 @& ]4 F9 ?
three minutes are up."
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# A  d" r* {0 I" u/ w5 i+ P5 UDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.! r& s" Z& s0 A6 N, D% q

$ [* N$ K3 Q  o! ~2 X$ WDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The * V6 K, D) j: A( ]
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only $ J/ Z2 y0 G; `5 R0 F: x6 L. @3 O5 G# e/ I
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
* j# g! H7 f! M7 S( w- qa school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We 8 F4 w' h; l* \0 p% I
are going to do this over and over, until we get right."
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发表于 2008-8-22 22:12 | 显示全部楼层
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good job! thanks for sharing
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