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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ( K6 S0 H' k1 D2 f4 w8 D N
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. - @- R2 u; R) {7 N
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The first man married a nurse.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
0 o3 q' M& o4 Q6 jNurses are known to be hot to trot".8 V) w2 q4 i* Y, e, l3 J0 u
4 z( {) n0 C2 K5 ]/ ]+ u8 yThe second man married a telephone operator.
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. % u. l4 V5 E; W8 o' G8 V5 p1 S
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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The third man married a school teacher. 0 o& k9 ^8 f9 C8 Y( v8 B0 c
/ ~8 t/ q' F7 C1 L3 @Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
; F: [- g% G2 Ibut teachers are just too frigid"., J2 J& K; N; J( |: y8 v8 p3 O
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
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would call much later in the day., u2 U% G' n; n
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The : U" j' ^9 U0 ~2 h9 M
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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, k+ }" m6 X6 }9 B) Q+ jThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night 8 Q+ b0 {6 K2 K/ O, A+ _
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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% t: T. y3 B6 \1 u1 r6 \& M$ lAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.$ r$ S( U; [" m$ e; j6 _
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast & T7 p5 j. p9 {: p% X8 t
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
2 a, R O2 r0 Q5 ^their voices."
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. t' }+ ~7 k, ?The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
9 h! L' ?1 e1 J! Z- |7 ?+ s- Sheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your * @$ n0 l o# f, k6 o4 B9 W
three minutes are up." ! q( m! j4 R8 E+ k! t" b
2 e; g9 K. v+ p4 ]Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be ( n/ S- k: J) ]3 ?
calling any minute./ K7 Q3 y1 Q( i. _) C o
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The % p* N3 J; J# x9 \ H' [) ]$ w
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
( ~. ]0 e2 p& B- q9 w9 |his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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* A/ Y8 J4 p( e1 C$ f' VJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a + u2 f m; [% Q8 ~
fight?"
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2 M' W; n2 I& a. ]0 T9 {5 `The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry ; h! X5 _- o! v B& [6 @! d
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
) G3 U% g: F$ Y/ nare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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