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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
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The first man married a nurse. ; c5 Q0 t. w1 @1 t7 L
, G/ N- _5 ]- P2 e+ }2 b. G! TDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. 2 a$ J" [! Q: e- b$ j
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 5 n3 B; X8 T* }1 {9 _
6 g* w7 {" G9 e) mDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ! p( P$ G/ e+ e# r# S$ ~
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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8 a+ j3 u. @2 z& R/ Y: W+ PThe third man married a school teacher. ) r5 S+ C8 ?! U9 ]6 H# I
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty % @3 O$ C) O M8 t% E; M! w& R$ R
but teachers are just too frigid".. _+ z1 f0 |, n
; F# c( U5 S: A/ m0 N! t4 gThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected , k& I' B2 \: |$ g: d# z: g
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The % _; @7 E4 a" n6 p
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
T' G; A; M: vpajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed. : C( R Z$ ]- B% J2 u, E
' y$ f3 H2 U9 i; UDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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; L2 [3 C7 G5 z- ?" BThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
, i0 a+ a# J& Q& B9 Pwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary.". @1 ~1 B- A# l8 X: l+ Z8 D6 @
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.) q; ?+ D% Y) ?& w; A
0 R3 x$ l" K' y# x' x! KThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast
; W* L) d: ?0 D% k; ]8 fas possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
% F4 E7 e6 D+ Qin shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 1 f2 {9 H" \/ e5 b# f' A3 ?
their voices." . w9 `: v/ O0 v O8 ]
; J$ [0 }7 j, x( wThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
( o4 {+ G* y$ R/ g7 \heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your ; ?& B! z* B* F2 o! z
three minutes are up." $ a" [7 [) F9 f
* V: X9 }5 O3 o+ f# LDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be 4 t2 A' t) G! E& B( f
calling any minute.
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.( \& H v2 u( W9 Y5 u; @
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 8 c3 \- j0 u) E. C
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
3 V( J5 h7 |1 ~: ^- u& rhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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Joe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ) \; e4 S1 x. B; v$ p, u
fight?" 8 w! j( e7 H4 Z
# N7 d, R9 x5 k: ~The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
) y/ j4 {1 F+ h; o; m, ~, ha school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
J0 Z2 r% k+ bare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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