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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons, ) M/ x; n* D e5 @
where they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy. * V7 _. x+ X. p, [9 i
! k! i9 q3 s" k* LThe first man married a nurse.
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: N5 h+ F5 n9 nDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ( V3 K" ^: {! J. k. F S* J
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".4 v+ P4 s* `8 b) v
4 x5 @3 b$ e! P" x4 H5 |The second man married a telephone operator. 9 }0 Y" C X. u8 A
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one.
2 L4 A# U5 v8 C: pTelephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top D% r3 |" O9 i+ ~3 `
button...A-bomb.?
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The third man married a school teacher.
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3 Q4 q' K# y; UDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
2 I4 E9 v4 @ q) a1 Kbut teachers are just too frigid".& ]6 l% |7 ~/ G9 e# M
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
% C0 m% n( E+ d9 U' uonly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
. u% W- `& v" p. d9 G) n1 ~0 I! Owould call much later in the day.
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ; h7 t- H p: R8 \* P \
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's
& p5 t5 g. |1 _& e' h* ]/ ppajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night % h6 q9 `; ^7 ?4 i
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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2 V6 A" J4 T) Q" y6 ZAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.7 o: a: Y+ H2 k6 W* Y& \4 [# F9 f: ~
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast - V9 [+ Y; x& [3 a& X# j
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back : \" v# P1 G9 V+ W7 g- S
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed.
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- ] S2 U0 J, Y9 `- j. z+ E tDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
3 a, X( s4 ?- i: g" u! ztheir voices." ! F& z1 a: C$ A. r4 u0 ?8 ]
3 R1 \; x' G: f8 a# jThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I
' h9 M0 o: s9 b# N9 _9 gheard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your 9 w- v+ B% M4 _% e2 q
three minutes are up." ( s4 c0 m3 d' F# V
1 W4 k" e" s$ H1 C9 f3 k7 m2 GDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
/ H6 L& n6 O, N8 N8 f3 }2 k: t0 Vcalling any minute.( \# G! o' P+ s2 ~- S2 U
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.) d* O$ k& O2 O+ B
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
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/ m- Y6 h1 X4 O% Zhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and ]& f ?! }) M B- {
legs.
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$ c9 q1 U5 N n+ UJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry & ]+ e2 K/ Q/ p
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We + n3 Z, H1 n- J4 l: G2 X8 U, t9 J
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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