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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
2 o, p" N( d" ~8 h6 ?+ Swhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse.
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. { J3 b6 I; [. b# {& bDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
' J* {1 ?' R: \& S% b' g& R% YNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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" c" H2 I/ _' m! \# @5 @The second man married a telephone operator. 1 h1 q( r- L4 p
5 ^) j S% K: l1 SDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. % K9 d- m8 q! p/ P N
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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" P2 l( d( p# k& K, q) nThe third man married a school teacher. 8 D9 Y0 F0 I* X; |
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty ; U5 s. w; f; ]( w2 X
but teachers are just too frigid".& @; y( u, `* `! K( l% ~6 S& o) _
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The next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected # {6 S' {" D1 H
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
( W( n4 A. b6 k4 xnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's * u' c; H ]- @& K1 \
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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$ Z# t+ s4 Q, z8 ]Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.
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The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
, c" \' O" e/ H4 @was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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7 f% e( H7 p& f7 X0 XAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again." p3 A8 U4 }4 m( N( I
" n' P) B/ m$ H2 J4 ~/ |4 w. IThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 3 Q1 f; J+ z6 D ^/ Y9 F( }6 m
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as 1 Z& p* \2 s X6 f) v* k N! L
their voices."
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5 A9 h5 ]2 z5 [8 e5 U. ?0 l% m9 aThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I * ]2 C) W, G/ H4 s' s) L* V, V
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your , x K9 k9 v) T
three minutes are up." 5 j- `; A- X! V `3 q2 M3 ^
1 N% q0 s6 e L5 G" lDave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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6 m# O3 V6 F) X* B7 y, kDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The
, Q, a) s/ L0 cman opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
& }5 e5 K) h5 L) ~1 V ehis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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8 b' V! Y$ J2 a; V: T: f( t0 h0 vJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a d( P3 Z( I; d& V
fight?" ( x' g6 J$ h/ g- m9 ]
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry " D* B/ T2 B8 b# c0 F! e1 I
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We ! \4 U2 R" k8 W2 n
are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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