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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
- d Q( A/ [% L# b, R: w# qwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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The first man married a nurse. 4 q) X; h! D$ I4 u
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy. ( z% K5 L7 S# b- A6 C0 s
Nurses are known to be hot to trot".
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8 S/ } r3 }3 ]' k0 S8 \The second man married a telephone operator. 3 i. z' p$ d8 ?) |% i& a
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Dave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. - I1 H+ h# V0 y0 q( M/ x
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top / V0 h/ B/ m* e1 D0 y( F4 h
button...A-bomb.?
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; b4 @' ~ q1 l+ qThe third man married a school teacher.
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: w/ a7 A$ B3 IDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
6 J4 F( W7 L6 x8 d obut teachers are just too frigid".' [6 r9 \0 Q0 ]( N
* L9 p# o5 Q! q8 n0 Y5 M, J! A( l+ HThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected
6 V/ A+ _& x/ D& Conly the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two
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9 ]/ y$ X' W( G- B3 W! E/ }At 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The
7 f4 }* {- G! a0 a! Jnurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's 6 w( o0 A8 t6 A/ x9 Q# X" ~( x
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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# P9 y- ^( Q( |/ n1 w/ wDave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.7 d( e) O) \+ S. ]
7 X! D& [% \( P' w, V# V+ w2 G G( G( |# |The man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night : Y: w% S$ b h
was her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."$ Z" {0 l" h5 S3 u9 _: ^# Z8 ] f
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At 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again.) N" _) m4 \" [" C
/ u1 p# v* V7 V/ s7 v1 qThe telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast 4 W4 |( G; k6 Q5 z2 S- J
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back
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A1 D( b0 ?9 M; m7 CDave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as
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The man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I ! X" b( s. t5 E0 E2 V
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your
( T$ l* }0 F$ @, t! Y9 ]! x% uthree minutes are up."
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Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be * F z; C0 W. m5 M1 C3 N4 k- l
calling any minute.( @# K1 C+ r( s3 i1 d$ R+ s
' D+ q# K0 D/ l& [Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast., m8 \( z: R- H1 h
: W, A9 q; k/ I7 eDave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The 1 E. t' X: }2 B( o* y+ Z% ~
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only
9 i* K9 E) T& l$ W: g# g/ z8 I1 nhis boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and + C0 C( M8 z% e7 S) v. ]0 _7 M
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6 E9 h( i& {, i% z1 T, I$ q4 s) lJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a ) Q$ D$ ]4 G$ `! m' u" a2 P
fight?"
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$ b1 ` f9 j! @, i9 C- o1 vThe man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry - L; t* P4 K9 Q) \
a school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
6 f8 _. F( @+ W9 `+ `are going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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