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Three couples were married and stayed at the same hotel for their honeymoons,
& ?0 Q( \$ K9 m9 Cwhere they were all taken care of by Dave the Bellboy.
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3 o5 B4 D# `4 k3 ~# C, g) WThe first man married a nurse. 7 ]) P$ `, b8 [. H! D# n. d2 [' Y
2 \2 `9 i" o) |8 X2 z- t) EDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "What a lucky guy.
! h Q. Q4 f3 ~6 U( CNurses are known to be hot to trot".
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The second man married a telephone operator. 9 K/ @- l( Q3 U& P- I
# N# o S7 \) h+ N) qDave showed them to their room and thought to himself,?Wow, he's a lucky one. ' ?; H8 N: b5 a/ I- F9 y1 p
Telephone operators have sexy voices and once you pop that top
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. a$ k) i6 \0 | JThe third man married a school teacher. ( U. F# Z9 _8 j
2 J$ g5 n% R- jDave showed them to their room and thought to himself, "Poor guy, she's pretty
" `7 w% U. I. m/ B4 q' Lbut teachers are just too frigid".+ s2 @! {/ T, i8 U
/ p2 W* z) O \1 Z6 g$ C' P- QThe next morning, Dave reported to work at 5:30 in the morning. He expected 2 j* y! e6 b: z$ L0 F ~
only the teacher's husband to call for breakfast any minute and the other two % }4 P, k2 R5 g$ T5 A# I8 Z
would call much later in the day.& _2 j* A8 ^% j
7 a. O0 Z6 G' G6 J* G1 tAt 6:00 a.m. the phone rang. It was the nurse's husband wanting breakfast. The ) k* c: b, @& _) r+ \
nurse's husband opened the door and Dave stepped back in shock. The man's " H' e- X8 t- o& r+ F- s: D4 b
pajamas were still pressed and his hair nicely combed.
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Dave asked, "What happened sir? You married a nurse.8 }/ F) r5 b1 H- f) b
' M3 A' I3 m& h3 l* ZThe man sourly replies, "Son, don't ever marry a nurse. All I heard last night
4 h! V& T( U$ c6 M4 nwas her nagging voice saying, 揧ou抮e not sanitary, and you抮e not sanitary."
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. n) |. r" _' x$ n ? RAt 6:30 a.m., the phone rang again./ _& G& V0 I" u" S5 W# q% e, M
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The telephone operator's husband called for breakfast. Dave brought it as fast % O$ T5 f! n( k& c- P- `2 q( s
as possible hoping for the best. The man opened the door and Dave stepped back 4 B9 T! B8 d9 a+ X+ K3 E
in shock. The man's hair and pajamas were properly combed and pressed. P4 Q; w+ K0 Z! }( F/ q S
1 j) \6 T, R7 X- R* ~Dave asked," What happened? Telephone operators are supposed to be as sexy as % y7 J2 N e. F
their voices." 1 e+ S& O0 S6 v& U& Z( N
! m- q3 F. G' S9 H! x! PThe man sourly replies "Son, don't ever marry a telephone operator. All I . R- d! S; [: H) }
heard last night was her nasal voice saying, "You're three minutes are up, your * W0 R3 d G f; {
three minutes are up." 9 N8 n; u* a4 }: G8 X! \
8 Y% m* X% _+ [Dave went back down to the desk, just knowing the teacher抯 husband would be
% m$ k: h, B5 z" s3 D) h2 }$ rcalling any minute.8 c3 @. ~ T n4 I. [( C" [0 Y, a t% c
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Finally at 4:30 p.m., the teacher's husband called for breakfast.
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Dave can't believe it but quickly took the breakfast to the couple抯 room. The s( X5 }2 x6 [" @' e
man opened the door and Dave took a step back in shock. The man was wearing only 0 D6 ~- m( [/ S& h' d! I! g
his boxers, his hair was a mess, and he had scratch marks on his chest, arms and
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1 U" d& ?& j' \5 b0 r, s9 gJoe fearing the worst asked 揥hat happened to you? Did you have a + e4 { A! o' `- F) H( h& S1 M
fight?" # P/ ]* B+ L5 q# B+ ^
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The man smiled and happily replied, "No. Son, when you marry, be sure to marry
* q3 O7 n) {9 G% o2 D- y' La school teacher. All I heard last night was her sexy smooth voice saying "We
: {% J! w2 ^# \2 B- A7 e* }: Eare going to do this over and over, until we get right." |
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