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发表于 2005-3-3 20:06 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1.we
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* o  I, }  C; J& M$ F# q  two who and who?
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5 L! v( b0 J& Z4 p! C9 h- ~/ e. ?7 S  咱俩谁跟谁阿 $ B. ]/ j$ M% C7 S" w9 ~3 R

, u1 C% P" V& {( G6 G  2.how are you ? how old are you? 8 J5 X1 @9 Q2 B9 E! T( w

% b0 p: O' o9 }. e- t- h) g8 |  怎么是你,怎么老是你?
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3 @8 u7 x! X9 }) h1 P; v* S  3.you don't bird me,I don't bird you
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  A" l% _* e4 l  \+ m  你不鸟我,我也不鸟你
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) V4 t2 |. Q6 w3 _  4.you have seed,I will give you some color to see see, brothers !
: H  }" ~: e6 U* d4 }/ T6 ]- ?together up !
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  你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
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  5.hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have
. X/ x3 e( I; I% x. j) @1 o6 ^3 ~0 Jnothing to say,go home!! * t- i. I6 w) ~( y2 E5 J* E
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  有事起奏,无事退朝
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  6.you me you me
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. [& F9 U* F) C; E, i7 Z' H, d. W  彼此彼此 1 j7 M* v$ a; s8 b

: z" y4 A; c8 j  7.You Give Me Stop!! 6 q6 K" O2 n! q
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  你给我站住!
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8 Y. F; f3 T  w- h/ Q4 w8 m$ M  8.know is know noknow is noknow ' g5 Q2 \3 _$ ~+ N1 e, H% c6 ^
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  知之为知之,不知为不知... ; ?+ b" \( s1 p- G
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  9.WATCH SISTER 3 Z9 ^7 p& H7 J$ |* ~" Z
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  表妹
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2 D6 N9 n, C0 ^7 g1 Y/ R  10.dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse''son can make hole!!
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9 F7 k: f9 c$ Z& a3 P  龙生龙,凤生凤,老鼠的儿子大地洞
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  @' Q: |4 F9 ~' }  11.American Chinese not enough 2 I- }) t$ z& @( E# a9 E" o. K

* c+ z/ }4 m. h( o  美中不足 ( _/ i" p& C/ y2 f* {1 U! B. f; U

) U0 q8 `) N8 v4 s7 q! Q# k  12.one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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0 {0 n5 B3 K# D' i0 ?8 K* J: i, |  车祸现场描述
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+ ]4 K/ g) l/ z  13.heart flower angry open
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  心花怒放
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  14.go past no mistake past
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  走过路过,不要错过 9 N7 @, b3 ]8 O* I8 {
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  15.小明:I am sorry! ' m0 l& V7 \% R0 |7 D. i! O
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  老外:I am sorry too! / X8 u9 Y2 R, m5 i; K. z- \

9 g4 C& L, `2 [& B* n  小明:I am sorry three!
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) K: o/ S* d3 c' X$ e  老外:What are you sorry for? " s- S5 z( }# Q5 g% Y

6 q0 q* V0 I' ~% G* k* w  小明:I am sorry five!
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& {4 h4 A7 c3 m  g' G  16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one! 5 Z, r$ J4 T+ t1 t% l
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  要钱没有,要命一条 ! E3 d0 x* d  [1 o- X, X

- c" l- d7 u# w  17.I call Li old big. toyear 25. ; r& t* ^# e/ H' g8 S: K

5 B9 Z2 y  p+ O; r' t' k; F  我叫李老大,今年25。
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  18.you have two down son。
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8 S; t/ P0 ^% ^: ~2 [  你有两下子。
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  Y! h/ L; h* q& j  19.as far as you go to die
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  有多远,死多远!!!!
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  20.I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn & @# _/ {' z2 G# L- D
my face. ! ]) B" Q% e- p& `
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给你脸你xxxx,你丢脸,我翻脸。
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发表于 2005-3-4 01:01 | 显示全部楼层
强!
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发表于 2005-3-4 12:17 | 显示全部楼层
啊~~~~~~( X  G. i9 y; a+ }
我笑得下巴要脱臼了~~~~~~!!!!!!
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