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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window.
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Then send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door. % [$ a1 A4 N+ N0 X8 r: U1 j7 E' M
7 v8 L! `8 @& Y0 \0 jLeave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation. $ I" ?. K; M l! @' {$ J9 ?8 A# t- Z
5 N+ U S3 T, B, K: _ l2 KIf they are counting the bricks. - H O3 Y7 l( }" J( x
Put them in the accounts department. . i. z0 j- {2 N, D
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If they are recounting them..
5 s, ?5 T" w5 t; M4 d7 SPut them in auditing. t; G" \; E9 s4 _/ C/ p1 y
. H) h- @2 V# b8 g9 o2 dIf they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. 6 x; f; i- O2 r1 g' d1 G! |- D
Put them in engineering.
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4 ~& M* m9 b) n5 T4 E% r- d QIf they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. " F8 m0 H2 f D2 }
Put them in planning.
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other. 3 Y- ~" F, Q; ]5 \7 \
Put them in operations. $ p- c& y8 H8 D i( j" w
3 o" ~! h8 c; b d# v, SIf they are sleeping. $ F$ F1 w( a( B% R8 j& Q
Put them in security. , B' h% j J2 e
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If they have broken the bricks into pieces.
1 {; @- ^1 X# }' Y, ?Put them in information technology.
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If they are sitting idle.
) F6 X5 A' o8 _8 H4 w0 |1 nPut them in human resources. 9 Y( `+ ?1 u$ y1 |6 Y- ]
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
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( W- {; P& C; C k" @Put them in sales. 0 M7 c: }1 G/ U8 C2 {4 c7 B
( V; E+ e' _+ D: w! M3 m- \9 tIf they have already left for the day.
6 K: A- q& j; k! b% R3 jPut them in marketing. 5 Z. m8 w; s" o9 q) D7 f
1 j* {& o. S9 N" Z7 } ]3 \If they are staring out of the window. 2 y5 [4 [6 X; _
Put them on strategic planning.
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And then last but not least.
! I/ z( s) n; [3 S( |3 LIf they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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