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Put about 100 bricks in some particular order in a closed room with an open window. ) d8 K9 \/ H5 G7 R, K; o1 h
9 Q0 B9 h2 [% m6 GThen send 2 or 3 candidates in the room and close the door.
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Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours and then analyze the situation.
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If they are counting the bricks.
, J4 s. o& M- l+ R7 N D! v% Z# ~Put them in the accounts department. % I3 @# s# j" P
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If they are recounting them..
. C9 P# Q$ W% l3 O; _* y$ a5 dPut them in auditing.
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If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks. * {; ?- j; |1 ^4 m5 ~- \' b7 K# E, t
Put them in engineering.
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If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order. ! w: F5 Z. C' N* `
Put them in planning. + H9 E' _: w* c
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If they are throwing the bricks at each other. 2 G" R% R1 ]2 B- i8 _" a
Put them in operations.
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0 x7 O# I: O9 m% a: sIf they are sleeping.
; c0 c& ?) v) m: v4 F! F, WPut them in security.
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If they have broken the bricks into pieces. ( f8 q# M2 ?- m: c" W8 [
Put them in information technology. 4 b$ X/ k* f- p3 G# @
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If they are sitting idle.
; v0 X5 F' D$ ]8 r% D6 mPut them in human resources.
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If they say they have tried different combinations, yet
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+ y9 q; ] a% S9 Q5 |9 iPut them in sales.
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. J) F6 F2 i$ \8 W1 n( XIf they have already left for the day. ! k1 z8 c7 q8 J+ y
Put them in marketing.
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If they are staring out of the window. 0 M7 w9 I1 ~/ [+ |& ?+ y% o
Put them on strategic planning.
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And then last but not least. ( N6 S8 }: H. i; I- u' C) v7 ]- t
If they are talking to each other and not a single brick has been moved.
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Congratulate them and put them in top management |
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