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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) & y- D7 d3 a# z+ d
' W. j5 k' ]7 P6 F( s5 O2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 2 i9 K8 ^) P5 M8 ?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 8 ~2 q( H! x+ r* ]7 |
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? % j- s1 A! V; S# D& N5 i/ j. C
# h7 g* k8 S* {8 z, G2 B2 ]6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? # g) j" n& J3 ?
' W0 a' {$ U: P( a6 y' r, `8. I pay your salary! " ?/ Q0 y* |9 o9 c1 y; I0 }
0 P, T) H- m5 r2 ]9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! # d* u9 Y$ D) M/ W, ] T
2 F' M% F" N, S( X1 o( u: k10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ! r* m q$ ]% Q7 [
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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