Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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" r; f. s  A: O2 z1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

' X; x# x- g4 }& f* g2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

! t* |" o9 ?, e' z! ]3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney?
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

2 V6 t' S2 U! g  q0 `, W7 Z8. I pay your salary!
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7 C; W( _3 y1 U9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.

# w( s# `) R2 e% g! i" E12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"