Never Say to a Cop:

OliveOil

NEVER SAY TO A COP:

1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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' d% S( u% ?: Y3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

$ c9 j4 {) q3 C$ ?' F1 Y4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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& {1 N) C" R/ I) y4 T) W5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

; V3 D9 I+ U; i) l, @7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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. z2 N5 x0 Y& w; e8. I pay your salary!

5 Q2 b. P/ V# f6 X' X- }9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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# |+ T; ?, N3 O0 f* W6 q6 E! Q10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

& j2 M3 b( u4 f4 M% w" f; }- B11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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+ U- z; u& l8 d12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"