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NEVER SAY TO A COP: # a, C# b) f1 M9 N
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)
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) l0 |1 n& s- ^! r2 A% J% i2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3 V. o* \! w4 ~( {$ b( h1 h3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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- U/ P" I# M- F! I3 c7 [3 D4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? % r) l- O0 m" A0 A, r$ u
8 g0 e2 O0 N! O' u2 ~6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? : t$ {: I1 y- L& f! n
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8. I pay your salary! 8 L: @5 n! r4 X8 A2 U
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 0 d W' _- T; v
6 `9 |( l! `$ v2 k3 v8 ^/ N10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 3 B* l, W5 A6 h3 }$ J* c
: z& |, c* Y/ \7 T& n12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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