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NEVER SAY TO A COP: % I/ |! V8 p! b) X- |6 d5 t
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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) * o* b4 y1 y, G: `
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 4 R; A* d' ^- i" c$ g8 R
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4 M$ e+ y9 b) U5 f0 |. \4 [* Q6 ?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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5. Are You Andy or Barney? ' Y, ^; t8 Q* {- X! Z
+ o& L5 G8 j3 g! D# p+ f0 B, E6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? ) b* }8 c+ @9 Z* t
: [6 @5 Z2 i% L: g+ N8. I pay your salary!
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! ' @. w9 R4 v# [ H z
) T& |9 }; j z10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 9 u0 g C$ A& u2 n' V8 V
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. # y; I A5 @. n9 o1 g2 i
( I n7 z# U3 @12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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