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NEVER SAY TO A COP: ) J( C& u' F5 D* r/ P4 v Y3 z
) \& c7 l% c1 {; S: ~1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) ; D. h! I [0 O3 Y
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People? " Y2 |) R& l8 o+ C4 E3 U
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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! r3 {( t# E: m. ]5 a5. Are You Andy or Barney? 9 V! u- Z; ~( f. C! I/ t2 V$ k0 j
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6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 1 u/ @) t2 l. `9 @9 h" \0 D1 D! o
& `/ y" M& } C4 x7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
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8. I pay your salary! 5 r; N# A/ G8 y+ l5 j# N# A
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9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! " o5 k8 K; D3 B1 J) B6 m
' Q, i3 n3 l% h/ [10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 2 h( }3 D. C! ~3 [
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. ( Y$ ^# f; L1 h# q# M# o
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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