Never Say to a Cop:

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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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$ c, M; f4 n4 D' s% F5 y7 e' u1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas)

2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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* L0 T; L- v5 x2 j! v. {  c9 w/ V4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job!
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2 Z. b: O: w. T. T  B7 X5. Are You Andy or Barney?

6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?

8. I pay your salary!
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8 n6 f' o  U4 T& w7 C3 b9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!

" s2 P$ ^6 O! S3 x, q% C: \0 B% p8 s10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.

11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
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/ t9 \7 c1 _3 |3 {, E) h12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?"