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NEVER SAY TO A COP:
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- X4 u: E' j/ M i: \& g6 t: P* U1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2 b3 B/ _5 ^" M& H& r3 c
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2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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: G$ t& J4 u( a [! ?$ P3. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
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4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 8 _& J F, P4 k3 R! R
) I/ T1 U }( G1 @; o9 R9 L5. Are You Andy or Barney? " y' `7 m; R$ S4 t
! s+ z, d- g9 {. ^4 H6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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# M" B' j$ K8 A7 N# P) e7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 9 p- B d/ S) t5 Z/ U
?5 ]. z; v8 V8. I pay your salary! 9 ~2 S. w1 `$ P0 E8 h
' C2 F! e& A& h" ^$ O- _9. Gee, Office r! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too!
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10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does.
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11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are. 3 }! Y9 f+ I% a) z G
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12. When the Officer says "Gee .Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee, Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" |
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发表于 2005-3-11 13:59
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