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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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* n( ^1 U- W4 JA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'+ r, d9 v! }8 @# L9 i3 a
! z( F3 @& C7 z9 o/ \The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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# G1 W. m9 [4 W; a% }6 IThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'' g$ [! F% x" q9 C# n. ^
/ _: ?1 T! R* j- B* a: dThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'2 s F/ q/ e& V3 F' ^
# f% k4 B3 t) k' LThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'& {. k$ K/ a4 G0 }' x0 f G0 A
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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5 q2 V3 z. x. @2 AShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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, W" Y+ G* h5 u6 oPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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4 z* s* ^& C. E; g2 a( eThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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