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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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3 O0 t0 z. C: k m( a% i/ t0 sA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'0 d' p/ I7 J$ m; u! d$ I
# H! N6 c' o1 U( U6 `The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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" g* z$ i9 s8 I% i IThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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' w8 a/ U7 }$ ?' n" G/ C( v) x, ZThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'/ U& @4 U; @% \0 n' S$ c
0 ~ C0 d( }# `, T @The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'- q( J; W: r4 N2 X
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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2 c/ E' V& S/ s3 CHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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0 s" i1 P) ^7 k4 W6 m/ hPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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+ T$ e$ N0 I C/ dThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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