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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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4 d8 J7 h8 l- g! e' K' YThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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( G& v" i6 D8 z% EThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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# [8 b) `( k+ a/ U# E+ _The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'; }& _- E% e3 W s( Q; ?
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'& W; u5 f5 @, g& g+ ? u% W
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'5 v4 e7 y0 J& b
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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1 x1 I, _# K/ d& VShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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5 L S1 H# w, X0 n$ MThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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