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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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9 D$ m Z# q# T4 l, SThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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: X% X. ]5 s4 V! YThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'0 w8 e8 C9 e+ O( L
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'8 M# |; _1 V7 i) f( |# z/ t
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'% H0 V% z2 F% o2 ]1 N! L7 ?
; @" M3 q5 }' D" D, OThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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