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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 2 I b0 E) ]- ^1 w) _: T
5 S$ ? }3 N V1 o, eA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'1 p* X) C. j6 ^% O: v
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'3 Z6 S( ?* K7 U0 c! P) L
& {# h) X) }! m1 Y+ P$ vThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !', M& O% e5 U! _# }7 b
* `+ U$ r. v7 z$ l# I. QThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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" d8 k, Z& G$ `/ e* VThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'4 `/ S; E& \ F( x6 Z; c
# t q& V( b0 G. {; k6 |That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'+ h# @. a* z* |
- c7 Q" w2 N, w' A0 I$ O' z1 DHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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