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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'+ f1 |) P0 s, n, {( h
& R/ o1 f+ H! ?: E& IThe passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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" P) h! { s. p, ?; p* uThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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+ n D1 y$ V3 f8 a$ c4 F' fThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'0 A4 P* I0 p8 F' f! n
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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6 |( v9 e: F% ~9 [# y5 PThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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, ~$ i$ P$ w, J8 |- b/ {1 d6 q& bShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'* N# M$ I. u. X+ V* E
! P5 R- Z. J6 a! t! s lThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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