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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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) V6 |9 L" ^! H; mA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'4 v8 R8 d" F% J/ U4 o6 L& w
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'6 u+ b) m3 ?' ~9 [5 i) b
* f r& w! v( z4 IThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'4 I$ ]0 E4 e- S+ k8 N
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'# G( |6 I6 l3 a# R+ ]7 M
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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4 X2 o8 \- X+ E& Z q: o3 v+ cHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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5 t( g2 {. |3 Z: Q- x( jShe says , 'No, I am from Africa !'& X+ b( s% B! x" M
( W+ D# a/ w% C( b& T$ XPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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8 N: q" m6 G4 A- N$ |& w, I. [The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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