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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. & w% X. |$ t, G/ d& R7 b6 ~# e$ }
2 y( Z" Q1 x2 W4 ?; U- t; |A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'2 A: O6 l2 I# A
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'. H- S& I* u5 Z: |7 X
! m) H1 h4 ?& T0 IThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'! y! G; _. V2 y# r5 K) D! U
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'& b- K! H; N6 \3 }( w' U
# ]+ q0 J8 ^7 lThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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7 B2 P5 j6 A( Y4 z+ XHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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8 z2 [' L; X n1 f1 _- FPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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! U8 W0 K B; E1 m SThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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