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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing. 5 [) {" Y B( Y; ^9 f( D
. _5 L& m: t: S3 o. H; nA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'( ^. S- M/ u$ K0 O7 @# i
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'( x% H# j/ s, P
5 r5 a; H2 Z6 x" M- I% ^4 VThe new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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9 A! |9 t! O0 o4 FThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'3 A8 b) o3 q; G# h/ F$ b1 m
' U2 ^# S: Y0 E) R0 ~He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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