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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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* l4 a- ]3 X C7 mA Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'7 B8 ^! B& C6 j2 ~- o
" F0 C" \0 _2 v/ ^The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'7 c) q9 N( r& ]8 x; p
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !' M, j* n3 c" E2 b+ e- P: ]- Q! z
* L6 B/ \9 u p, y1 h+ S L" xThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'- \, a; w$ W- T6 R& V9 j: E
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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5 F( [$ f3 ?6 FHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'4 {) m& k/ W4 A7 \2 R. c
3 ^) C3 I, l' g9 i7 z4 x: I/ z& DPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'8 f' i& i( K$ D9 c; Z% Z6 z
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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