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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!', [% G2 w1 O7 ^: q
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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The person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'% w+ F5 S( ?) w# P m; V, L
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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3 I1 Z9 p6 @+ C& I! O; M) ]9 UThat person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'; X: ^& c! Z: l
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !') H. y( N) V+ o! O
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'
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5 L& j8 ?% ?5 \% R# eThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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