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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'% l j% g3 @; } J: b; {; ^
. a& f. r2 |; l! E1 ~9 a" ^8 b3 `The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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The man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !'
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5 f6 k8 }: |7 S. IThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'5 O/ A& A; F( I
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The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'
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/ y; I0 U+ y) u8 q! q4 ?That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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He finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?'
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'1 w+ v% S' x- f5 T9 o! M- _
! I6 a( _ t: m: h1 jPuzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'2 F" H# w5 L$ @0 V+ ]2 b
. e0 B4 k7 ~; fThe African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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