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This was nominated for best joke of the year - worth sharing.
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A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States . He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, 'Thank you Mr. American for letting me in this country , giving me housing, food stamps, free medical care, and free education!'4 K# i) \7 V6 f7 X2 k0 `
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The passerby says, 'You are mistaken, I am Mexican.'
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5 x) |& `- @/ r6 Z0 LThe man goes on and encounters another passerby. ' Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in America !') Z3 I; x4 {0 h0 T: r
( R6 C& w$ {$ i* }# hThe person says, 'I not American, I Vietnamese.'/ ?) r7 N3 N; P6 `1 u* I- n4 r
- A' c5 n v2 P9 _- s1 _The new arrival walks further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and says, 'Thank you for the wonderful America !'% o- D" D% J0 K: R
/ T5 z+ d7 r4 _That person puts up his hand and says, 'I am from Middle East , I am not American!'
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4 ?. ^* z( M5 y9 D/ q+ Z2 e! rHe finally sees a nice lady and asks, 'Are you an American?': V% J! @8 d1 a; b' l/ V
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She says , 'No, I am from Africa !'5 q5 V+ }6 W" T' j% y- M; Q
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Puzzled, he asks her, 'Where are all the Americans?'5 N5 M; T/ g: M2 S3 ]
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The African lady checks her watch and says...'Probably at work!' |
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