The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

; k. t- P0 h7 x4 N9 ^All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
# d( M. Z2 R) T! i4 X* R3 l/ M$ i'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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* M+ m9 g9 P  f! c: _# x; ?& c1 s'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
5 V2 H% o2 N* W' T'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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stomach
,
6 s* H4 P$ E, l'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
5 s. r0 l: \0 B1 ]# I9 r7 D'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
0 t) o) n- ]! Z; k$ N% N' d2 b'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
& q# D% j5 \  s, V5 Y'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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0 I% W/ O- ^; f8 J. H9 }All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
& k3 ^4 s4 G6 q; bWithin a few days,
5 \3 N, Z9 e) y* S/ k; kthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
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got wobbly,
the eyes
7 a  N) j* `0 V# Vgot watery,
and the
blood
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They all decided that the
3 W) A! V$ z6 k) z7 h1 q( Jrectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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2 h; t; ~$ k) A' L$ l[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
4 N% v! x4 g2 n3 F4 YI like it.