The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
3 }2 Q" {, K: ?$ s( pand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
8 k  M9 {0 p& _Within a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,
the legs
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the eyes
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and the
blood
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They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
' W) |8 H1 a9 h" g. r$ ^+ PThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!



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# D  t# B2 z+ C[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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# x5 Y1 W/ E" |3 \Where you got this so funning story!
# i5 [+ U# c6 A3 l, X" U5 n7 P' @I like it.