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. ]4 {6 H4 B* S- x" pAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,$ u% q) W" z# Y0 f( R$ V
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
?) ~5 Q7 j2 s* l 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 _7 H; w, w3 ^; R% U'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'5 I8 V7 O! c( X# v' \; h; F
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,; ~( Y7 z4 ?& I6 p6 i* t6 ~2 j/ J# J1 T
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'; x; F1 J2 T7 I5 h- U' }
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4 a* G9 t9 c' {% _. i" `'I should be in charge,' said the
- k5 r0 `6 ~9 r, \ U* Bstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'# |7 V. G7 T! H" l) P! K
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,) m# T" }0 t- h3 j, x0 f
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: ?/ I" x: O8 K2 f" ~. O U'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.', H; r( B, Z- v7 w
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
3 E v# v& f$ W: E% h! R'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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8 c9 |- R( G- T3 T8 yAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
. F* A+ r: e& i* r$ n, }6 Y$ Qand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# i8 k) x4 |1 w. h, ^ YWithin a few days,3 }& K1 r% m% c
the brain had a terrible headache,
# F# u$ m2 u* V) Rthe stomach
4 N$ c8 H0 h* u$ G }was bloated,+ Z/ X" Z/ g0 J3 G) w; N
the legs7 \8 U5 s) u3 l7 [
got wobbly,
( x! C X" F4 N: N( ]$ ^. | ?the eyes" j& T2 l; n6 w8 N! k+ B
got watery,5 k4 ^: F, q' T" |+ Y
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was toxic.5 d% m' h- N$ ^$ Z/ u# ^6 z8 O
They all decided that the! t3 J2 Z n) }. p, t& U
rectum should be the boss.
7 d3 r2 n& G- I0 D& QThe Moral of the story?0 Z4 B% m0 G, w
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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