The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
& X$ r+ H# e! [& R/ Dtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
0 H; P# M5 t6 S$ H+ W! m'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
! C+ B3 T* P2 f+ p; A) f2 v+ Q( J6 G'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
$ z  e; o+ j6 ~: y; w3 n1 N'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
0 U7 d6 V8 Y8 h+ w: c) f'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
3 ]! v) y" }- j; B6 a2 B'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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: ~/ ]& |7 w/ Y' f'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
5 I& R; [3 O. w. f  S/ ['Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
) r& Y" V& u$ p; c* t- P'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
/ Z/ J( Q( m7 y" d'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

- f4 B7 {& K/ m2 g8 T* wAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
$ y- Q# D+ O+ B2 iand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
  O; l: K7 B' A, W2 _7 i' Othe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
1 U, A. x: u4 Twas bloated,
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got wobbly,
the eyes
got watery,
and the
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was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
! j) S) f& d4 F0 f5 m9 \& YThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!

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" Y9 A3 G6 L) i( ]% _[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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