The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

$ C6 h( S/ h  rAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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  E2 z& b6 T& k/ v'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
' R8 A4 B( c+ k" T'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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stomach
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/ ]7 d8 \0 i* R: ['because I process food and give all of you energy.'
( }! F: O) B' z. c4 d% n'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
' K$ o# I6 n" F/ r8 E5 |0 w'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

0 e7 P- O7 e: [: d, e: b'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
$ m/ u5 @. I2 }8 k1 M8 Z  N; u'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

& ^0 U3 {: k) H3 A# iAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
# R. g" M8 A0 ?+ b( e5 Oand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
0 V4 n$ P1 I1 L3 b9 {Within a few days,
4 L5 Z* o) ]5 A/ I' Rthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
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the legs
got wobbly,
, `0 O# g6 e" V) @# Hthe eyes
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and the
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' I7 D. D- i) kwas toxic.
4 m) H) I. G5 Y8 ZThey all decided that the
" {2 T+ Z6 n* V% v; V8 h8 D$ d* Irectum should be the boss.
# h3 y* n* i& LThe Moral of the story?
7 H6 m. \: J; C! ZThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.