The Colonoscopy

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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
9 F+ g: q/ j/ }- ttrying to decide who was the one in charge.
6 j2 r" R6 j! `( S& Y'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'



'I should be in charge,' said the
- q- f/ _# R/ N/ E5 }0 W. istomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
2 }* J9 A: t: q$ f* B4 L4 N'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
/ l/ q! Q7 x0 v4 z'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: W6 Q  N' z. Q'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
' H9 |4 m- k, U, o) _* p# }. ^'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
- Y# S6 Q. Z$ B3 S- J$ ^3 C'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
+ n9 c$ R$ I8 {; @" D: T3 uthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
! I6 c) u( f1 _% ?1 W* hthe legs
/ ?4 [, r# l4 }: Tgot wobbly,
) D5 Y8 C1 a7 i+ L1 T: `the eyes
got watery,
3 `4 V* f; p' O, [2 Pand the
blood
was toxic.
- t% B8 x. {8 R1 I; d' W: \# mThey all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
3 t8 N1 w; L% m" FThe Moral of the story?
1 `1 f7 x$ M$ v/ L0 I/ A9 xThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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! I; l5 Y1 I" U[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.