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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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& o+ u# Z. ~' q' \All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
* j2 D; e& G- t8 b: C( rtrying to decide who was the one in charge.

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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,# P# d0 Z1 Z8 M1 ]2 [# E
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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& X7 d; a4 x$ E+ ]0 J  E'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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; G7 b7 u% ~3 |1 q1 J'I should be in charge,' said the2 F8 M; q' P0 S
stomach

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
$ N, r! F) Q# A'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,3 c! ]/ i* t4 y; |
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,6 ]+ B5 o0 s2 ~
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum8 F# p1 f1 B7 R( _# j
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
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Within a few days,
3 n9 [+ N1 H$ E) F, xthe brain had a terrible headache,

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stomach  K; H3 S& p- d( m) I$ }
was bloated,
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legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes4 C* N, T7 l& F% e0 U* @
got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.
! I2 g' R8 q5 M+ C/ E$ }& YThey all decided that the
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rectum should be the boss.
2 ]2 X/ k* L+ n. [" hThe Moral of the story?7 x/ m+ W7 U/ X; f3 }* R
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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/ R2 ]- D( `) y% h' b; m# e[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!: w: `7 t+ t, S5 B: V5 s# E

" g1 A2 M* c" n; x* z0 r) iWhere you got this so funning story!
, ^4 ^, e7 A5 M) z" sI like it.
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