The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

' J% H! z+ b; J' P& p. vAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
* W1 A# r4 I8 O7 f' |'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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) ?2 r- v9 F$ v% g9 T'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
5 D- T  T" n6 y7 y# B'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
( ?  g. w: x  P' O8 d) {6 {'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
* [* o( B' N) Z8 `2 \'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

+ O" q+ f/ J( R/ S7 Z0 ]All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
$ H/ M. V, a9 d1 uWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
+ x8 K+ R, Q6 K0 f4 |; s7 S) nwas bloated,
# Z: D7 v& b5 g* j* ?$ @- M( Z* _the legs
got wobbly,
; d3 k4 U7 c  x- Zthe eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
0 h1 X" B+ Y- D1 s: x  v& w( hThey all decided that the
$ T) \, y# \) G4 `/ n. [rectum should be the boss.
( z9 d$ t9 ?1 v4 m2 p! B8 J" kThe Moral of the story?
2 S0 r4 E. T$ |  H: MThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
7 ?- K+ r" L$ tI like it.