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' J% H! z+ b; J' P& p. vAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,; D+ b/ G b( X* \8 J
trying to decide who was the one in charge.8 X2 e* S0 x/ b# i) J
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
* W1 A# r4 I8 O7 f' |'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'& \! o1 Q$ m8 C6 N- T# O8 ?
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,* e2 J% I' e5 J9 J
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.') E+ a* x+ G; k, S, u* q- J) }) T% I
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) ?2 r- v9 F$ v% g9 T'I should be in charge,' said the5 `& \' l7 Y; J, a. b
stomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
5 D- T T" n6 y7 y# B 'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
( ? g. w: x P' O8 d) {6 {'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'7 n# Q! c" Q, G5 ]) l
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
* [* o( B' N) Z8 `2 \'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'1 ~- ?7 j+ q0 I
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,' A8 ^, _3 |* q( F" Y! v& f$ ?
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'( F) }- c. s/ w* |7 G
+ O" q+ f/ J( R/ S7 Z0 ]All the other body parts laughed at the rectum5 f& e. x. e7 x
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
$ H/ M. V, a9 d1 uWithin a few days,) S3 C' f" R. X
the brain had a terrible headache,# [" B2 n Z( d. ]3 S; @6 ?
the stomach
+ x8 K+ R, Q6 K0 f4 |; s7 S) nwas bloated,
# Z: D7 v& b5 g* j* ?$ @- M( Z* _the legs' w6 F' b2 I) }2 j1 \) }3 r+ n$ Z1 n
got wobbly,
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got watery,
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was toxic.
0 h1 X" B+ Y- D1 s: x v& w( hThey all decided that the
$ T) \, y# \) G4 `/ n. [rectum should be the boss.
( z9 d$ t9 ?1 v4 m2 p! B8 J" kThe Moral of the story?
2 S0 r4 E. T$ | H: MThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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