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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,/ {) z! }+ `2 F9 g
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
7 q- E$ [- I+ M) a8 q( z' d 'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 A0 V% ]( e2 R- `. {'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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4 A/ n1 W0 U3 Q3 X4 p'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,; V0 c& y2 q N+ A& K1 G
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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' U! x Y+ f, `* A. E+ C'I should be in charge,' said the, ^/ |- y4 F2 I" @
stomach* P: U; a% g7 O$ W; j
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'3 P% _. ^, d c1 O7 m- b. }
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,2 L* C* p! x0 V+ P0 l5 E
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'/ P' c B; `7 E
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,5 v$ M g4 y% M
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'! X. ~3 V0 k, Y3 y, r9 r# {( L6 \0 B
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,+ ~/ e7 J" e/ [# W/ ?% G
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'9 K# J$ R0 e1 P1 e0 x' G
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum( @ w: E, F- Q' \4 U
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
2 k- l1 v, R1 j: ^9 ^) e) r4 cWithin a few days,
' @% k$ c3 }* b. p( t7 M& T7 Pthe brain had a terrible headache,! t1 x9 b* N! j# }8 o: ^
the stomach: ]5 o; o9 n7 p
was bloated,
* @! q" V- t/ t3 Y* l. ?the legs
3 Y5 @* q+ A' p. Kgot wobbly,
/ `; @+ U# ]3 rthe eyes
7 X3 T( ~ j Y5 a3 ]% Qgot watery,
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blood
1 l( d& f% r# |2 Z" rwas toxic.
& \2 @* p6 r" t' |5 aThey all decided that the
8 m c' g6 j/ g! \, K' Z3 grectum should be the boss.: J2 [0 `9 e2 n% K7 F% G, J
The Moral of the story?
3 L6 t5 h4 M$ |3 [9 ?& T) q, c/ \The ass hole is usually the one in charge!6 a* D; Q* r" m$ t, X# u
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