The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
7 q- E$ [- I+ M) a8 q( z' d'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 A0 V% ]( e2 R- `. {'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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4 A/ n1 W0 U3 Q3 X4 p'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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' U! x  Y+ f, `* A. E+ C'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
2 k- l1 v, R1 j: ^9 ^) e) r4 cWithin a few days,
' @% k$ c3 }* b. p( t7 M& T7 Pthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
* @! q" V- t/ t3 Y* l. ?the legs
3 Y5 @* q+ A' p. Kgot wobbly,
/ `; @+ U# ]3 rthe eyes
7 X3 T( ~  j  Y5 a3 ]% Qgot watery,
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blood
1 l( d& f% r# |2 Z" rwas toxic.
& \2 @* p6 r" t' |5 aThey all decided that the
8 m  c' g6 j/ g! \, K' Z3 grectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
3 L6 t5 h4 M$ |3 [9 ?& T) q, c/ \The ass hole is usually the one in charge!





5 Q6 E+ _5 L" }. {[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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Where you got this so funning story!
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