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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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( J# t' b, v, o$ yAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
. V: ]; R: _. M# O1 etrying to decide who was the one in charge.
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
3 M. u; r3 i& {" b7 R3 v- v* V( K- ['Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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stomach
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; ?, o5 L" H& G( `( h" I'because I process food and give all of you energy.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
6 N# W" r3 k8 ^! R$ U'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,# U5 Y# C3 R- v8 \
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
) M, i3 c( l% e" B* p'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

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6 J0 t7 S: a+ vAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
' e1 t, H0 U: E: n1 b# `and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.

! D  P- s) m7 }# }& W$ M8 s, `( ^Within a few days,
' K6 v! F! U* V8 Y. ]  tthe brain had a terrible headache,
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the
stomach
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was bloated,: x/ V& u9 R6 t0 A  _" c4 U
the
legs
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got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,8 m4 |9 p# }+ r6 `: n2 Y6 b
and the

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blood
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was toxic.' h& e1 r, q5 \4 R
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.$ w6 J# [5 o) V# A% n+ W$ p
The Moral of the story?1 a+ d2 ^: Y/ T1 ^% b
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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) J3 {8 A) u3 @) r! v+ kWhere you got this so funning story!
) s+ E/ ]  b4 c' }, [I like it.
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