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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
$ U ^: n, A$ G. v& n5 e1 jtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
! y% W7 ]. T' O( a2 W( `'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
* M/ W, O$ k1 @) ]) ?. U3 S'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'# w' N* v. j2 l% `* @
9 V% G" b3 T, P0 {! f0 ~'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
6 n4 g2 P5 Z% m1 R: f2 n7 ?'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'+ c5 [7 r2 C0 j) j4 a! H$ d" Q& i
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# J+ Y! h( w8 L$ f'I should be in charge,' said the: x' x# N( S6 ]2 ?4 y
stomach# m. f" k7 R8 L' Y) {, O
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'* T5 `" O" z7 l9 y# H; n
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
, G) G7 {* `% y. \& A8 n0 _'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'8 E; J8 C: {+ }0 ]2 O) ~
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,) ]8 K1 s. m) Y" s
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'% B4 P! Y0 G% `
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,* B8 C8 b2 x2 V& ?# z
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'' v q' [( z; @1 q4 o- x
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All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,6 f1 b/ f5 P" m# j" P) v
the brain had a terrible headache,
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was bloated,: j, ?5 w3 O9 ^; N
the legs; k6 t8 |/ G8 s, y! Q/ [
got wobbly,
. ~ I) V# q8 Hthe eyes
' O5 Y* ?3 W6 Kgot watery,
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: o+ I; w, c+ I M9 q' ?! Y% hwas toxic.
- v6 L! J8 [6 Q. @* X# l7 L& JThey all decided that the
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The Moral of the story?
& G3 a$ a+ {0 v- jThe ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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