The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
# x; W* T$ W! Qtrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
# {4 X. J4 ]" F3 I/ Y'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

3 V0 t+ a0 y; \# c7 J'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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, i- J! ~& Z1 a4 o" z5 g'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
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. S4 |* l" s! P" ?'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
8 r* t) g3 i4 X0 J6 ]* t9 L' r'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
6 d: d9 R! e( _1 W' w'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
  i$ S. C$ t4 O5 c& ?9 p' h8 i'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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. \: \- U& r: }2 l# I+ }All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
' K2 v$ M4 e4 t( G9 G+ Tand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,
  ^: i' S' L2 }+ Z; h# Wthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
7 a0 l+ F: x: K5 J6 Y' ]the legs
got wobbly,
/ @$ T  m: }' i7 [the eyes
: S" H8 e* a2 |! G: g" |got watery,
7 N0 y8 u4 h# [1 Kand the
' L9 t! ^) [$ E/ \. Jblood
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They all decided that the
/ ^0 P7 U# }% B  G0 zrectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!





[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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9 B" k( r3 z& T$ kWhere you got this so funning story!
I like it.