The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

( J# t' b, v, o$ yAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
. V: ]; R: _. M# O1 etrying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
3 M. u; r3 i& {" b7 R3 v- v* V( K- ['Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
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; ?, o5 L" H& G( `( h" I'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
, O$ D& T+ m" c1 L+ _1 @5 b0 ~! E" ]'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
6 N# W" r3 k8 ^! R$ U'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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# I! B$ J/ x! {'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
6 X5 U; e' E( g+ {3 n1 q'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
) M, i3 c( l% e" B* p'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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6 J0 t7 S: a+ vAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
' e1 t, H0 U: E: n1 b# `and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
! D  P- s) m7 }# }& W$ M8 s, `( ^Within a few days,
' K6 v! F! U* V8 Y. ]  tthe brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
& A# S# n1 B: E* n; q0 cwas bloated,
the legs
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' U- E. X6 _$ Y/ ?' \2 cthe eyes
; Z0 B' r1 E- S: V) igot watery,
and the
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They all decided that the
" ?, m* J6 t5 K. trectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!


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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!
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) J3 {8 A) u3 @) r! v+ kWhere you got this so funning story!
) s+ E/ ]  b4 c' }, [I like it.