The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

. ]4 {6 H4 B* S- x" pAll the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
  ?) ~5 Q7 j2 s* l'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
7 _7 H; w, w3 ^; R% U'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'

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4 a* G9 t9 c' {% _. i" `'I should be in charge,' said the
- k5 r0 `6 ~9 r, \  U* Bstomach
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'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
: ?/ I" x: O8 K2 f" ~. O  U'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
3 E  v# v& f$ W: E% h! R'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'
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8 c9 |- R( G- T3 T8 yAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
. F* A+ r: e& i* r$ n, }6 Y$ Qand insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
# i8 k) x4 |1 w. h, ^  YWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
# F# u$ m2 u* V) Rthe stomach
4 N$ c8 H0 h* u$ G  }was bloated,
the legs
got wobbly,
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got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the
rectum should be the boss.
7 d3 r2 n& G- I0 D& QThe Moral of the story?
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

# ]4 g7 S9 H, |; ~8 {& X8 A+ F. t, _Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.