The Colonoscopy

sweetspot

& A0 c% u$ y; z- F  u# r; ?; \All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
+ ?4 {; f$ K% ^! }1 j: \'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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% ^) [* V2 l+ q7 g) Y- x# W# A. G'I should be in charge,' said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the
stomach
,
$ w5 E+ {9 O- H: `$ R, [3 O'because I process food and give all of you energy.'
'I should be in charge,' said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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) e, L8 Z4 \' n. ~' b8 D'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
" r+ v' Y2 u( t+ {9 R8 M( A0 ['Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'
2 u- R% k8 F8 z9 r9 P6 I! M'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

* a2 q3 i  R: `2 e0 GAll the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
/ z4 d/ C* k( I; R9 E$ H' \: wWithin a few days,
the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach
was bloated,
the legs
! H4 K6 m6 G7 B5 ]& [' N/ Xgot wobbly,
" Q  \/ R. }* |+ `& b" {4 t8 \4 n$ Ythe eyes
got watery,
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blood
was toxic.
. k: P7 Y, T& c$ C! s* v, GThey all decided that the
6 F8 s: i0 c" j; Frectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
. ~% t4 G1 h$ z3 ^8 F5 L- r4 N8 _- J* @The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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5 m! {1 y8 e7 [, X: s$ K[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]

Sunnyman

Haha!

Where you got this so funning story!
I like it.