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The Colonoscopy

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发表于 2008-9-27 22:25 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
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'I should be in charge,' said the brain,
# {4 X. J4 ]" F3 I/ Y'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'
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3 V0 t+ a0 y; \# c7 J'I should be in charge,' said the blood
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'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away
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stomach

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,
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'I should be in charge,' said the legs,& ~0 k5 j' D# R( ]- ~- a
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'
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'I should be in charge,' said the eyes,
8 r* t) g3 i4 X0 J6 ]* t9 L' r'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

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'I should be in charge,' said the rectum,
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. \: \- U& r: }2 l# I+ }All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
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Within a few days,
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the
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was bloated,
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legs, v- t% R  a6 r* A# q) t1 u! s
got wobbly,
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eyes
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got watery,
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blood
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was toxic.$ r; o* @( Y+ Q
They all decided that the

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rectum should be the boss.; T& e$ {8 M+ b& j" V* x0 \" \4 Z: G
The Moral of the story?' Y& T0 D. Y& T5 z, r
The ass hole is usually the one in charge!
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[ 本帖最后由 sweetspot 于 2008-9-27 23:26 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-5 10:27 | 显示全部楼层
Haha!
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9 B" k( r3 z& T$ kWhere you got this so funning story!4 y2 _  I' l3 e) [! U: a; |2 J7 F
I like it.
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