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Man, Woman, Sleeping Compartment
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.
5 Y f* q$ e8 W1 GAfter the initial embarrassment they both go to sleep, the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. ) n% ^# E! D5 h! Z4 B
; X+ d3 n* s. iIn the middle of the night the woman leans over, wakes the man and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket." # _ H* l8 N# O1 U* b5 r
7 N8 |( Y. u( z0 S' S+ IThe man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, says, "I've got a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married." . t6 Z0 S' }( Z6 H- [
B% ?; I* c4 y7 x( _% xThe woman thinks for a moment. "Why not," she giggles.
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"Great," he replies, "Get your own damn blanket!" |
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