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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
' f5 r3 ?! d. Z1 u0 HOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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, ?- o9 Q  J' jThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.. V2 ]* A; }6 T; ^0 v2 J
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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2 `/ G( s: l' i% G, r  v8 [  F1 `Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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+ [) f; Y! H2 e- ]The blonde started laughing.
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8 X8 a8 w/ ^" ~( A* G. p8 f& ?- \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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- ?2 [5 n8 T  }% m4 F- v$ KLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.! A) K, Z( B! L( }: A6 I
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.6 f$ J, p! \" ]% H) D2 B

1 t% I8 v% z4 V& @1 g2 lThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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1 w# y7 B; l1 c) A' u0 ERowing Your Boat
% \4 ?+ _+ T! g+ t0 ]) f9 I  ]% TTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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- z9 b% _: p: P6 A1 cThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
9 c0 n  g& L. B; ^# r5 WA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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1 x, i3 L; ~' p9 U. S, KThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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8 X% _8 Y8 A2 K9 D" n0 HThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.( o: [* E  j/ n3 A# n- F! J
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.$ O  b' I2 K/ c) }9 g* m4 S/ \

. l9 A: p% e9 P% s4 @To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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2 n3 a  h% m( g4 t" O/ {The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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: ^- v* H1 P+ l2 f# n+ PAre You Really Sure?
1 x/ h8 z# ~3 N& ?( i) \A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"' R) g& t- U8 X4 Q* Y$ x
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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% w# {$ {5 X( ~; bOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"% U. R3 K; w7 O; B3 y& S4 y
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."# H) |  |6 s  V  \

* S. S; T  e7 Y4 T! Q8 KBlonde Sky Divers- F7 s5 r$ Z% ~- W) T1 v2 A+ c
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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( |) t. a( z6 J4 Z( hThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.9 i8 z: }, @" w7 A

7 Y& C: z6 O  N) H  _6 eThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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6 M0 A; z* r3 {9 g[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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