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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident9 l! e0 U3 y: {7 ~1 J
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 P& D. V5 F* ^1 A+ ?9 T9 ]
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.- O* y7 }3 U! Z) a, T/ K2 O7 `

, L0 F0 p9 \7 k0 V3 PHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.+ }3 ~7 [& Y' Z+ ~: K7 {$ |

3 Z& Q* }+ i$ k$ FFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.8 P! E  r) S0 Z" u+ k: ~0 f
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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) t, N  T! K7 f, o+ B! h/ tThis time the blonde laughed even harder.$ ?9 r0 Q( {0 S9 `2 x, }

7 B8 q1 `2 n# m8 t- _: I5 C4 f9 o& ]Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.( s1 L# R0 a6 K6 E  _5 `3 C
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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' f: y/ m; S" u7 b/ OThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"! d) z+ r" U! w9 V! x

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.$ x( H1 T: G" u' m, C4 ]
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"$ S% K4 e& ^2 M

/ p6 l. x& y. |7 V+ I" T$ ^* gTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That2 e1 _+ r% Y; V9 h+ E
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 k) K) [) v, u4 `' p+ E7 z( X& w
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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8 A7 {& g5 i+ _# R2 i% dFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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  g- @/ e# _3 u8 G* Y, YSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.. P0 J  ], U& @
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?". L; s! j3 f# q" p
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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  t1 w; P  ^0 ~' sAre You Really Sure?
! z' Q" e% ?8 W, WA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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0 Q1 X- ~  C$ h/ l4 D9 cIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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. R+ G4 V3 q3 A' n' e3 pOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"0 W' c7 ^$ u) ?  J* ~7 F* |5 k
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers' \" o; Y! w6 j1 w9 A+ H
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.0 |& J+ i2 `& o7 d- k
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.+ V+ c% D! p7 _7 z# m
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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