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Blonde Car Accident
8 ] l5 X. _* b7 s( R$ BOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.# G; I/ {- s( u r6 q
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.' _, A% g, A0 `
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.3 C4 ^9 C, k$ H6 N- N
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.4 q3 p: \5 B" A. t( _" X
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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( {" h% Y1 D/ a7 y& [- y1 gThis time the blonde laughed even harder.0 j. J |( C; b/ N9 t" w1 z
& z. F2 V3 s+ H* S5 L2 hLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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5 e; |' M" u6 TThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"9 P: V7 b$ z$ v
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Rowing Your Boat
1 v" y. v1 _! ~$ j# T& l1 LTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"9 Q l y- e, }8 G: K( D) r4 G
" ^3 M2 G z$ A/ B, \4 g6 s. ^3 yTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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) w/ x+ Z$ Q0 L pThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.: N6 k) R2 T6 ]7 C7 Z( R
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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* ?8 l; D! T4 q# ^" H! `3 u! ZFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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0 ~( s$ Z/ q. o2 u$ W2 K4 e; kSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.5 ^1 g! `. D1 w$ y
6 Y, w! f: P8 A" p2 r. b' _To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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. k* [9 R5 K; a' {The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?", v2 H" u% n( r% X1 n
8 z# }+ T: q( T6 v" uThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"7 R. i% K- L( n2 B& a4 w
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Are You Really Sure?
2 C3 |6 M; d" o* Z% tA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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! n$ G7 g4 m+ }9 a) @1 I# jOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers+ m2 F4 V* Z/ X) u* K
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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( U3 H5 A, w& O- Y) jThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.- F& G+ K/ u. [; F R/ r) l! g4 t( x
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.: `' }/ [* v5 m! Q3 O& b
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"1 `' o2 x, t" D- ^
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