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Blonde Car Accident
4 J7 ]! V R" [+ B, kOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.% g( x% e2 U5 W
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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$ {$ ]" S8 f$ z8 jHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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6 X4 A8 l' U0 ^/ @Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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, `( i) ]% {: p& b7 N- R/ YThe blonde started laughing./ b0 } Q2 t; A" A/ {- K2 b( ^
% \6 I6 w* H! c- c% MThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. n! K9 L1 {# U
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.5 f4 t3 x; b3 J
1 ]# h" S+ T/ C% w+ gLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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6 o5 t2 N" C* Y" ZThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!" K# }1 I( }: h7 J2 ^
8 n5 j. _- }& [& w! F1 a$ }+ xRowing Your Boat
# r% h2 t. |2 Y# DTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.9 X: y, c5 z' x5 ?
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"0 ]" k% k* ~) e" E0 W' {! k/ |
9 Z$ B3 C' S0 y% A" \7 r+ g' b6 |& aTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."6 P/ \. M5 h* p: |
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I Want to Buy That5 x- S5 n2 V$ c* o
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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' e$ D# R- O! S( F# _ OThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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# T7 n2 ]$ F/ C6 m" R% e' x1 cTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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8 h- b1 C/ n6 n2 s0 J- xThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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" V, h. c0 f& {) a+ fThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"! p# y! Y5 \) `
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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- w6 o6 {& U) k* V' m, X* N( r+ wIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 n. Z4 L) E9 O" ]
; G& K M/ z8 O; lOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, H" H; f6 [+ k( nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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* z5 j; O% ^8 i$ IBlonde Sky Divers
1 q1 K- U' B& p9 [5 `A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.; H2 [/ ^( i: ~7 T2 e
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens. b! O! { a, X4 r; B; C3 V
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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7 ^. L- `7 y* f& E4 ?The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"2 }/ {9 o* W; A. K
9 v; n/ X6 f; U2 S5 M[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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