Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
' N) G8 @2 `* [* x8 b  sOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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6 X5 n- _, K% E3 L; O6 m  CHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

' ?5 B9 d6 ]' lFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

; T" t$ c" [5 ~5 N3 ^* s0 GThe blonde started laughing.
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/ C6 _; q' |7 \. t# cThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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+ T) V2 @+ X( G$ ~; T* P3 lThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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, M1 |+ H' B: N( H) N7 }' [  u  FLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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9 _" X' {) `8 {  i  L0 xThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

4 D6 g! K' O/ F3 RThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

5 `/ A) ]7 G  XThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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/ J9 Y0 e, C  u& _The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

+ m8 }% R& H3 X" g( {6 J0 n8 ]6 MFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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% ~# P+ ]$ \) n6 A3 b' iSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

$ C3 `# _. F8 {. o$ f6 y+ `4 HTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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& `' X- e0 L9 |7 b! P0 UThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

& V2 Z5 T( B- N0 SThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

5 s* h! K, z, M- I. fIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

9 k$ D8 H3 s: k6 d: C6 E( i( KThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

. ?3 ]# }7 P7 u9 xBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

' _; ^+ r9 Z, p% S$ L2 q$ g6 iShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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