Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
  u; I' v' o9 x1 |3 ^One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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: O) }9 w& `8 tFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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- K& f8 C8 A8 l$ lThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

2 b% p+ l5 L# o5 T$ }0 N4 UThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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. r/ Y0 Z8 M3 r. q: HLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

& \3 V: E" I( D; PThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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. ^0 n7 j/ \  S9 q, CThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

7 @$ [+ Y/ t2 @! v# l$ }0 q$ J+ YThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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. D$ z- ^  s, H: K9 d2 |7 ?: ~To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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+ _& Y+ }* `; E- ?3 i5 xThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
9 p$ X0 X5 W  D$ \A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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  `$ o# i; j0 ^6 j4 E# xIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

3 k5 o0 Z; Q+ C( ^Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

  F9 X6 \2 R, z& y! x6 o: hBlonde Sky Divers
* Q- c  F. Z1 p% x$ y6 G9 ZA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

! S7 }3 R5 h6 {+ ?, @9 LShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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