Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

+ G. j- u/ a# J+ g: zFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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  d) B) @! k& Q" OLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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8 ]9 f: n& S  lThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

9 j' {3 x2 H! B- R' _. x( YThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
1 V) s$ _5 m4 d2 _) c* mTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

4 U' o7 E7 S  r3 ?; Y2 s3 xTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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8 c) ]5 M5 I8 h3 vI Want to Buy That
' u) d! l9 I5 Q$ q: UA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

; [8 z, J( s6 S6 D/ v+ H  @+ oThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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' \% t( A3 p8 ~" T8 zThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

5 ?  w# R% M/ y" \8 I: ~. F* g6 U4 F" jFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

4 m' B  s0 ]2 ySure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

5 V; w& a% E# A$ p$ H  ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

. s0 v" [& t' |3 q+ ROur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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. ]' [! G5 y' l) q& A0 \8 ~8 nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

# O" `( _" l( H' j! L. q6 TBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

! G, I5 l$ m' X! _* ^" J) YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

2 j1 D3 `& B% p6 v: H0 A1 a9 ~She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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