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Blonde Car Accident
( Y) x% ?' S. p4 g) JOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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y. `9 z- h( v6 [He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.& k+ J' t! o+ K4 B% U
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.5 T# p, A) \* V. R6 C N
& W4 `( s% ^( C; IThe blonde started laughing.4 A# I5 R6 y% W
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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+ H: r" k+ O$ BThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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) v% A2 ^- U' Y- @1 Y7 G" T3 z* WLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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8 N7 K0 G. e/ r- RThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"8 B9 F3 o$ D! e8 v5 i# A8 `
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Rowing Your Boat0 o1 L: R2 U5 P% n$ I
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."& H, G( R0 ?! G1 o1 ]. L
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I Want to Buy That
+ }- G2 v# z8 ]7 {A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.% p& R- D X5 P& N
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black., A# @* w( J: e0 @7 u$ L0 \
. x! b$ t8 L" s) h' a. M* rThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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& {! g6 a- K( V m" }- V" nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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4 Y) i& r0 L$ N: E, h/ M# z5 ?* A4 j# ySure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.# i* }- z5 p2 M" C0 O: [* q# }
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.2 l% P; A' I& |) d9 X) g
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"; Z( A0 H8 w- @
# Z& J$ D+ e3 n( NThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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5 G. ~- a, N& c) QAre You Really Sure?
% m& ^8 n/ \9 i7 C9 k. P8 ^A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"4 M/ ]1 I6 S" O- W4 O/ _
3 S5 J4 Z) h2 z/ oIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."/ k0 ]3 d3 h% R- [% s7 n7 [
( d3 r6 } b' u4 O, cOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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* d& Q( X- h) c0 ]2 G+ u& jA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.: J: r" Q9 W* W$ j. H' i; _
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) T: w: M, P l2 n: }% k7 o6 U
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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" S& U" W9 w4 d' N! r cThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?". M+ g* T2 g( w+ h* t
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