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Blonde Car Accident
' c+ C9 U+ G2 y$ |+ vOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.7 e H' K9 C5 Z# ?
# h4 I' _/ p z: Y" W# F8 sThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.4 Y3 | j# }0 W
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 `! e! U# H+ Q
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. m. a! z" V$ v: s c4 C
; Y; k% J) V8 j3 A; bThe blonde started laughing.- X, ]0 b) U! }4 ]
+ k8 Y7 K5 q$ {) c# m; u. c, @This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car./ g# F5 S; |. a. I8 k! w) ^1 i" c
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.! e6 j9 e, t4 V4 A F
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
7 `1 j: w2 o0 K, A/ Z VTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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$ L6 W A9 |% R3 ^1 B# HTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."9 t, }2 h7 S7 C5 ?3 x
3 A0 v: w4 b% K. c% O. C! DI Want to Buy That
`% q- T) }6 d. y. k7 M8 ]A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.5 _ G5 ^# ?5 ?& h$ k9 t" A
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black., g* L3 ]) p' A+ _! p. X
3 _+ {/ V& L/ U# V9 @The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.4 I# G" h! }2 }8 `2 g X
) |8 R0 T# C4 ~( K9 sFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.: e2 Y; P) x) ~4 }
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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, v% L3 u) K4 ]2 Q* xTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.- g5 J3 q/ L- s) U% _: X5 J
: N+ G! b, y; _4 SThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"5 l# E3 X; d- n' H4 P, i& I+ c
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Are You Really Sure?* u" Z8 m6 O ^% q
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"1 ?0 g, {- o4 T; H+ I
& ~4 [/ ` ]! w0 ~6 o/ `. Z- x9 ]In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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/ M; T! Y' U; u' Y, VOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?": @1 G" K0 Y1 e
4 v1 N- c3 G) `* `9 [8 z8 w5 hThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."3 i* L4 C* U2 q8 R% }6 x
3 r3 u' J$ z7 a4 y, Z9 ~Blonde Sky Divers8 K. L( M& @4 Y7 b5 L: U% N5 }
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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3 A5 ^) y. K( kShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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