Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
. j6 z9 V% v7 z; @' u7 o6 p# W5 OOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

- ]/ d: [( U' b4 D: b- B7 OThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

0 j6 z8 x$ G8 ^. q2 SHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

: h& h/ ?4 s$ a; HThe blonde started laughing.
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9 j. x! O7 D& a. ^, b0 c5 Q  cThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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$ ~& E! F  n- |9 q/ }Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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/ s* |$ I  X  ?3 j& rThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
2 H% J- y* D5 D8 Y+ r8 M7 c$ O% u% WTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

7 Q# @% f) E7 b9 I/ j+ vThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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" [4 a& S. d* u$ g) `2 rTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
2 Z: J$ P7 S( j0 a( u, q8 eA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

. I1 \* e* z% M1 GThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

7 `  b1 \7 B# @1 L1 Q# G, [- E0 X. _The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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! E# r# D4 ^# y/ xThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

3 W- V! S3 u6 l0 t( l" ^Are You Really Sure?
& i  P& [" u9 D! |" U/ w# ^1 E" bA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ T# g# C9 E+ n8 B5 x& RIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

) Z. \; [/ s* t) RThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
9 y5 {5 H% f) P7 h- `" WA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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6 c) x8 R1 |* `6 }9 ?8 jThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

/ ]: M' A) G- h0 o: b[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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