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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
0 N! T9 x' n" J9 _0 |# ?: Z4 j, k6 mOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.) \$ h. a4 E1 L3 l" `8 M
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) ?6 o, _# D2 H! J( k  \

* K% i$ C2 x5 f7 e, I& [2 \Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." P! ~0 z* y) B* ]/ Z
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The blonde started laughing.! g5 T; b: x- k1 X8 V4 K1 T

$ v0 o1 l- }. G; x! x+ aThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.9 j7 A; x8 H2 M! \

( W3 i; ^4 b2 AThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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9 x7 l- b  C; N  S  ?The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"' I4 |7 n8 \+ e% S
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Rowing Your Boat
, n- F* R2 v) UTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.8 I$ W- t+ m/ C9 B
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"& D5 F) I- T% v
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.") J1 y5 A! x6 L( x

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8 F1 n7 C( S: oA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.. ]" S5 `* U' K$ c& B! n' _% c) h' w

  w/ p( p" n+ A; G. V, T% o/ uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.! h) l- Z2 M4 N2 ]9 M  r# F

% J' X3 W" O& `$ t1 IThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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' O- x5 @  K5 B4 `2 j) Q* L' cSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( z  T; U) J% k! g/ [! l% ?3 r
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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' o+ r% b* D  V2 J. E3 rThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ }+ j3 T1 }4 e4 tThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"9 r: K7 a  d$ x! z1 A% n) U+ G

; o/ n4 {! n! A& zAre You Really Sure?$ M# [* G. i& m4 s4 S  }, @6 d
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"8 T- g# j; g; u; `) z
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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2 ?( X( r' T- V1 `; yOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?". T2 h% h' K- K1 Y/ G  M

" _" Y1 i. L* P! u8 m" l' pThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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2 z( Q; G2 L+ x1 t( a4 `Blonde Sky Divers& K+ [6 |( p5 A$ h
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.. h7 x! Q# G! ~2 V5 Y7 e, [2 _

1 P) V4 {! s6 ~3 Q" MShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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! q% N. M9 D9 b* O+ `The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"+ u9 i5 z! B( m+ \; E' F$ c( p

( e7 Y5 D/ Q" X[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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