Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

, e9 a1 h# [$ H, D4 GThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

2 D/ p# j- a8 A( y& rFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

5 m2 A5 {$ E$ Q% i5 W0 b* K- ^3 N% WThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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6 B3 C& y- L; JTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
  X; D4 P4 E4 G" y, o! qA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

- v' l2 f9 c. u' `The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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. p# Y3 N% C6 H1 nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

1 D8 L" g& R" ^  D) j! mTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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3 [6 {+ j, Q# I8 _/ g8 QThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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+ H0 H: V9 }/ KThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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# L% f) u: z$ M! `& YAre You Really Sure?
& V/ X0 _# C1 v4 e, m6 jA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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" z1 A- e4 h' b* qIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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& d. H1 x6 i, r( ^$ ?4 `% A: a- ]7 `# t7 tOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

* P5 w  D; W0 S# ]8 J+ i8 Z. QThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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$ ?8 S6 @6 ?$ S( `6 H6 }" CThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

0 n7 u2 b' w; R: O; kShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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8 I4 n% Y. Q1 R7 B' B4 q8 a[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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