Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
- L. s5 M2 K- mOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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' [" ^, m4 t+ J3 d' o* r; Z5 G1 mFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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! M2 t4 p( H- D- |# c- mThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

0 \- u& q3 w8 o# H0 _This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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; c5 o; G/ _7 @4 K: t- j$ z) }- EThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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: d/ ?: o8 V4 X& Y# s( Q6 ]6 X$ WThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
7 `) n2 p0 D; O: _$ ZA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

- Z# Y$ R5 q  z6 f/ ?5 PThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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' [4 F/ V4 B0 B% g2 IThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

% K" ^8 M4 M+ @, f5 x3 |  pFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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0 w+ j/ g& m0 ^/ F! ^0 ?  l% cSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

) v: i# |1 n) l& Z: [3 L$ NOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

! H' E% v/ B9 I$ ~& n, cThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
' E" |7 S3 v  i2 LA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

. U' b$ T% t0 V) T5 HThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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) e5 _. d' j3 y# F7 J[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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