Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
/ B1 ~. e, \% v  ZOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

* d% J( M' |  e& ]Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

4 b% b7 U7 w2 S* k0 OThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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! J: e% f' r+ a1 L2 z, V( L7 RThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

/ {. A# H  h8 l: ^; vLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

" h; U5 m1 x$ ], ?, _" h; H/ gThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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( v9 ]/ ^6 [- V- |# h5 \  }0 y- {$ eThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

/ Q$ o% h& Q% a; E5 r- L3 kTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
. e2 f9 t! B1 j) ?& B( hA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

' t) T' u5 c* W5 n2 ]3 a! `4 jFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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- f* M( x4 p3 @, g% u: MTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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4 w% D& w* Z6 XThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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/ x6 }' F6 i3 L; {5 ZThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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/ o3 y; a. ]6 X9 aBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

) ]) Y+ I' S$ G+ |The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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