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Blonde Car Accident
/ e" x& M% G; c9 aOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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3 o& T f6 ]9 C9 S5 H( M/ S1 W# j3 dThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.% a( q6 |5 A% V6 K/ N; v
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) t" R6 ~. O( H: T* S+ M. _
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.: g( i9 K8 M1 _5 W3 }
7 G7 V0 W' g7 H. o# Y3 }) q gThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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/ b* {1 g! Z" kLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.2 x6 Z, X- S7 r m4 ~
. p3 q _0 B0 S! A9 X9 nThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"8 e+ w/ s5 h* W, r! k/ k& k$ _7 m9 d
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Rowing Your Boat
3 d/ E8 `% u; @- g* [0 P# eTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 v% g/ M9 @7 ]; h* o- }
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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* t( f4 m. f0 Q* bTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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0 A2 e ~2 b6 h% q1 U1 LI Want to Buy That. L4 I( t0 e5 U* N# w
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.* ~, X O& z7 }0 a; k
7 g) Q- X% X' w$ I( ]The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black." H7 D" q/ l* h% L1 f3 x* J% w% ?
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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! T0 C5 Y: L/ M. c8 mFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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0 K8 M. Y( R: o! ^- n' ISure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.' H5 ~" _7 E1 j* ]9 W9 Z8 X
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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' Q2 `5 N+ i. A7 }( j6 h3 mThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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1 ?: N' C: T+ F* ^The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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@% z; f4 V3 r1 X4 o$ U+ PAre You Really Sure?
( K' O& G% K2 f$ VA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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( b1 w; ]1 w1 M; YIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."' n' K- Q/ ?* D4 q
- T; h/ \% \9 \3 T! uOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers, t. A, q" V$ F+ m3 Z; y8 K; p
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving." Z6 H! Z* o0 i8 b1 U
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.4 _# k' V; k" u9 W: ?
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.% C7 O8 ^7 m1 [' i
& M8 M# _6 l. i2 t/ v$ cThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"4 U% X+ R) c3 f; N5 e
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