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Blonde Car Accident8 c6 ^' C; b2 C5 V
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.( }* m/ \/ n1 J, a. A0 N1 J" p
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.( i: B! c* L$ { h: t
8 v' X( i/ p" k0 V! N& WThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.0 ?7 t2 R) y3 g% `! T# L
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.' w, M; I2 |" m! m- ^: P
/ j( D6 x$ e8 m+ ~, J, xLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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6 ~, O0 y+ ?" g. ]8 Y# c) jThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny., f+ M' ^2 j1 J" ]( j
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
' \8 |& o" @* d( u0 X! h1 eTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 Q: K, _& f8 ^5 M3 K
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That% }! V% ?$ J/ C; }
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 t* c8 m" e5 x" F& b
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.4 d' G0 S" m! u& l% j1 I
/ X0 g8 Z4 K/ a, I. IThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.9 Y [" H: Q: N# G
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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3 P8 a/ q6 d4 ?; H" qSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"9 S; y/ z! x8 p/ q
6 U9 g2 V: t- ^9 [" |7 jAre You Really Sure?8 u% k, X' Q) T2 G
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"0 M; u: s/ }2 ~- X. B m
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.") r4 z9 K4 y+ @6 [. a
C# G, |1 Q4 Q3 k0 Y, uOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"$ F6 W3 x \* S" g' `1 H8 g3 E6 T
; S1 y* g% y& r) \& G6 r I3 CThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
& f+ y3 T8 ~( g* Z* _3 E* b! MA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.+ s- d! k4 y1 G* ^+ ~" t, O
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens., O' C/ g2 ^. U: g; S9 e" J( U# S
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.' ?5 y1 m9 {' Q% I" y3 @4 _
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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