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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
  M5 ]4 }( t" C( c; @8 a- eOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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; |! u' P9 O& a+ E! gThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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7 l0 S1 Y- x+ E4 W% ~8 Z+ `Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.  {2 r6 F. E; |$ C% W8 s
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The blonde started laughing.5 ^3 _% t& B8 e/ \4 t% F% W+ y* Z
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.* _% o' x8 M& R: a

$ H, H  e+ k, C" h8 x$ e) H/ YThis time the blonde laughed even harder.0 u; J% o$ G6 }; q

5 L2 Y6 n6 r- }Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.7 w1 T- ?0 r5 t6 K
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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7 l' ?: K* L0 j. g! K* V  ]6 S; tThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"- \1 B) `$ s5 g+ E' d( l

; B; _5 A9 s7 c- ~# ORowing Your Boat% L( y$ d% b  I2 R0 B; z
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat./ ]! y, s" x6 p7 Z! ]. R+ ^; w3 r

% p1 K4 m! ?- W6 B) e, \! B' HThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."3 N& u) ~/ r2 n% l% e' e

4 T( K  O6 s) D  cI Want to Buy That
; e8 Y  q2 e3 k' Q( zA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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# k; z, j. u% d6 c7 L9 Y' KSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.0 q! q8 q' R2 G$ f
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.  ?) v1 O1 b: w& s. }3 {% o
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"4 e# s, q' O9 I% C3 M6 l* }+ ~% z

, [8 ~3 D9 R5 F/ S* B* OThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?2 g! e! f. d' g$ r* t5 \/ T
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?". t8 \8 p' Y* N0 V' I  T3 S

8 K+ w% ?% z* U3 K- ]/ Q5 [' ZIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."3 {  A/ R1 d4 q+ b( p5 ?

# \1 F6 r1 F" xOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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' w/ u. C% a& c# v- yThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."$ }* s: T& S5 v5 O$ i( O

( Y  t, P' H8 |2 J0 a- x7 mBlonde Sky Divers' S* f3 w9 l8 [) ]
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.! ~; G8 J* C9 ]# {5 Y0 d
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) G$ I& T; ]- f% o

3 f: `- f: k+ I5 [4 SShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.; C7 P1 D  M9 d1 Z  `0 s

, ^  @  O- B' ?The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"- [/ Z6 B5 Z0 l: B4 Q6 D2 c
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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