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Blonde Car Accident
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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5 |+ E9 y; ]* i5 H" N: b2 ^" QThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.' S% u+ w* r( H" F6 e
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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% @% x5 i5 o8 F0 _Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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1 S, a1 e( u9 @ ?+ FRowing Your Boat
& P4 z" z- C, }6 fTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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/ H9 R3 F' j1 l+ L# hThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.". \& e& [8 o' ]* y
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I Want to Buy That$ g5 H3 T( S/ |2 w- M* ?9 {4 I
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.* E; `5 p# Y: n1 ?0 x2 H
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.1 h$ {( Z$ _ Z$ f
: |$ g" F$ F- L: nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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! Y4 [! ~+ U7 k: a4 z. ^The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?", ~/ f- c$ j: E; a$ s
& _' }! O; m x! i; e3 K; cThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"* y+ j- R( Y9 g& L& Z3 K" k1 v
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Are You Really Sure?6 `6 g( n' S$ N" V" T
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."$ q: r" B; D( x
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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) J+ J; G, q# u5 a5 O+ pBlonde Sky Divers$ v8 D* ~) v& q x( _' M: o7 s0 }
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.! Z8 ?# D6 F9 H( V" d
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.$ h/ l' B$ E% v& n9 P a1 N8 K
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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