Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
, h% X: w1 [; i2 _6 d4 BOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

8 O' Q6 c# f, T- @" g9 Y) R  wHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

& |' c( L3 [$ g/ o- v( f8 F7 V' fFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

; U# Y1 o6 R) V9 d& F: J9 O4 P% GThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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# ]; C4 ]; J  N* m8 @  GThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

) H. \" a9 k1 y( t' OThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
9 k2 g. S: {( ?8 }! QTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

! c3 B* \5 ?/ W/ pI Want to Buy That
' y- R/ Z) o6 m; v: HA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

5 m; @9 @; @  j7 I0 f8 ], WThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

. s6 y$ W1 }9 W* w9 `Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
" i+ x# P7 V. S0 d% B2 hA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

" ^8 ~/ K6 F$ fOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

( c2 ?8 a3 t0 m$ s4 p6 B8 GThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
$ ?) @, ^8 R& L- u1 F( J# u* t- JA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

, p: s* e  T9 f; vShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

2 {5 q9 Z/ z/ P' h& H* b: TThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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" K& f' z# V& L& E5 j3 `! \8 T2 c$ q[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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