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Blonde Car Accident
- ^3 N" h4 d! T% mOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 V' Y0 V5 v, t& n5 E- n
- g4 L" r9 w& e( zThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield." p7 G) G5 s. n2 m" G( n* N
. A+ |3 c5 ]( n: y) O# t. eThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"4 b9 T6 k+ Q& [
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Rowing Your Boat* h h, R; s) B
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.0 `( N, m" {9 {, M
5 Q$ W7 \( W& IThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"5 }3 n% Q6 c: n5 C+ K
/ `. x4 H1 R! G* tTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That4 L7 n5 O7 n( Y0 F
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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5 t( f6 {7 Q& p! s& F/ q' VThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.+ C/ Y5 [) z; j4 b* K( u! `2 Y
# D6 e$ M* j5 ?9 j" {2 jThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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* o. J) N2 g" X0 A* Q+ YFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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/ L E& h L: l, TSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.' ]2 \7 l9 K% P& q B; k
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"+ U7 W/ r- W7 w0 W
7 t# I9 \. j: q" {& uThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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2 G! \2 Z ?3 J2 B( _Are You Really Sure?
" ^! e/ N) a: X0 ]- \A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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! T L# C: e# b1 mIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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* P* m: l* Y5 J [Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"- ~ W# C* ]( R# h+ a- P7 T7 V
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."+ x+ H! T( V. ` D( C8 S0 L' e
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Blonde Sky Divers% G* J8 f, b/ l$ X+ ]: m
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.& K# d2 k. Q; j9 b
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.9 r! Z' @) {/ T; G! y, _! C( ~& t* I
& b0 |* S0 x9 l jThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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