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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
! T9 ?& r3 M1 d9 m, ^One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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1 k$ w7 i+ Q7 T; k# `The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.* v' Q8 o5 q: d* ]

# X6 y+ i+ v7 L7 x0 xHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.4 N: z0 ]# F; y' \
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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- v" d0 b; `# ]* e7 Z, LLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"5 ^' W8 g; U% e  ~
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Rowing Your Boat5 I% N+ M: [; y
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.. C  L! h+ \2 d" J+ r
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.$ T& S6 q' [/ |4 T2 R) _8 t3 }
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.9 q7 j$ O' u8 p5 X9 |6 p

( Q( w3 Z2 A6 x* yThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.2 a  |0 h+ P* W  n9 M) P9 B8 e4 h

6 B# o' R$ m5 }" ]' pSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.$ N2 F: ?- o) W- }

+ s* I7 G0 H' t: v6 U" r1 X$ bTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.; |) c- c. Y5 R9 X7 S( K& R
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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$ P. x' I" \$ f3 y4 R" o  yAre You Really Sure?
( |; M% n. A& J) iA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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0 W) \/ [" _) z- ?In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."2 B1 H  M/ Y4 s& @
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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7 _0 y- Q. ?; _The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."* Z: G' ]* @2 h  V( b) T# J, n

5 [: J8 F) `* b( z* r& `Blonde Sky Divers3 a* _5 W( p! @9 M3 C
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.5 o3 V$ t# W/ f/ W- N: {

- O5 u5 b/ f: ?The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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/ N: c+ @& K2 a/ b, ?, \She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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+ y5 y$ B1 T, Q$ x* m: DThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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