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Blonde Car Accident) A7 h4 ~- i# x# u# E% Z
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.% @ k; W) d# G! Q9 f
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) e, n1 O0 l! S' M. E8 e
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.; }2 W% L/ i: G; ?( e, q
. ~( a( [% m# cThe blonde started laughing.( X; F3 Z, Z5 o0 c' {8 ?* z( @4 d
; k6 S( N: g& c x% a2 b" IThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% N# t& g k+ j/ g3 F3 H1 k' U
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.3 ^& v) @8 j# l7 s0 y8 }
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.5 w! T. O3 {: n9 y
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.8 D1 e' [+ M6 l% |3 R# q
: q6 ]- u. v+ p. k7 cThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"- f# L3 c, ~2 b% b. B% Y. Q
& U6 K: {! o/ A3 dRowing Your Boat5 Z4 y- ~- l8 K
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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7 J% H! c/ s9 J4 h" E0 L& fThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"/ X; i/ @. |8 }2 ?
2 i: L' u7 r( J+ k- LTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.": `. m8 E; V- H# Z8 X) X. Q' X- d% j
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I Want to Buy That
$ l- M% Q: h- _8 yA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 A# e# o* t$ U* Q. Z7 y# i! d' l9 ^
2 l1 K6 `+ Z- J) ?The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.0 J: p8 S8 |9 b( b; g$ G( ]
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.* i/ a+ L6 K, b6 o, I0 g
" E$ H' |* e; M U$ e7 G) {To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.8 N* C$ d5 w7 H
6 h" e! T* R/ B/ m" f: `The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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3 m3 O; x0 {0 c* N% x8 VThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"& B a; m* i; q& N$ M
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Are You Really Sure?
% j* `3 |# ^4 I( i# tA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."! X0 m. z# f4 N A7 Y+ T0 q, t
# K1 l5 ]1 R t1 U( |Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 m/ H! \9 ]' P, n; |5 T
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."# l* }7 s9 X6 e$ T. X" [3 q! ~, [
7 e3 P" |; m: u3 P" K/ q7 bBlonde Sky Divers
+ h! F2 h3 W+ P; a( H/ x2 k7 ZA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.' a1 ^8 \" o+ W# O
: P& L; j! D) R% |1 UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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) o( w% U& o9 j q, kShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.! P$ W5 n. m' S* m a
4 L. g# ^! J0 x$ |/ M$ xThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"/ U8 _% v0 b1 \' E4 D
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