Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
% @1 Z) u- I. }1 hOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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! b. Y# C: g/ |) c" O" S6 R  VThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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! ^+ C/ N) t- n4 ]4 o- T1 C) }He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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5 F' ?: u6 F' X9 g3 LFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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9 R- F" G4 o, P/ v# QThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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7 l+ }9 ?* u9 ?4 P  O( qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
" Z- j2 D/ d* P5 Y7 b% pTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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/ a8 D6 x3 E, ^( \The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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' s  Q/ o* D3 H: w% K) K, XTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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; ]3 H. p7 T1 TI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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. W) N3 _$ u) f6 pThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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% K7 g6 ]6 E) G3 u. A9 t) HThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

/ d; e1 P' U# H7 N+ L5 r- ZSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

  U' r2 r' X. s6 s6 KTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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, g5 L/ e# Z0 B6 i2 \The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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' A( j7 x. v- Z( h3 C6 I( NThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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! ?0 E2 y% ]$ q- t$ L* b: r  GThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

! \# U( L: e1 q# n4 O, oThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

1 n  h  \5 F' |The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁