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Blonde Car Accident
# q& S& M3 a5 J% d. |7 BOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.$ [ X* _0 q8 k8 ?
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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$ w( ]% s5 N! g6 _, n% vThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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7 t5 m" X* `' B7 RLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.8 O0 b# ?, w% { b3 d
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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" m) p4 | o' S: r/ J. I' Q' cThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"& _3 ~; `8 O1 a" U0 j# d
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* W: b5 a+ S6 D8 _ [Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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) h& R. q- r0 K+ E7 v* D- n5 hThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 w# t+ x, K: ?$ O3 x* x/ zTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( {3 ?7 o) W2 L, G% M' C. B' h
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 D$ t) i) B& v2 v% J
5 n! i% E6 ^+ |1 J' D$ CThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.2 i6 L6 |* r. U; p# f s" G5 c. s
4 N/ \1 A1 P& }9 y/ mThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.9 Z/ [8 s2 p. a6 \0 b7 e( t+ K# G
6 t$ ~$ k- T6 H/ t! p1 r: j l, ]Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.6 k% A# E% A3 M; k
2 r; V9 c% j' @6 ?Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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6 T, ~& O6 q) o3 CThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"2 v+ f. t* U M6 N" V1 ?
% Z9 ~& T0 c6 V7 kThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"+ q& g2 @$ F+ W. f+ L; T. r2 p; B/ X- R
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Are You Really Sure?9 _$ t* j4 Y* w5 {
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"/ U- H/ } S; Y4 d# T0 R+ Z- J7 j
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"/ g5 ]; E6 G' D
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers7 t8 V* x0 h0 O9 r0 y- v# W& R/ L) g
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.& o) ]% j- }8 _ V7 ?: i
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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" z- B6 S0 H. r0 ^; I$ `. pThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"1 U7 b) i* ]+ Z3 R. _- H3 I
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