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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
4 D/ x8 _# g6 O0 w+ I# }One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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7 S- {7 O$ T7 z, }3 {The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.5 x8 B' G, e6 E$ O

, U# n6 F8 N" N' p1 [1 @. ^He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.1 `8 u4 I6 [, h

' o$ b8 f5 e( f% h& rThe blonde started laughing.
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) s6 M" M4 p. f: X4 b* {  lThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder./ p" H7 U, c5 v( M  w" Y

5 i! F% e6 w5 n& H& w5 wLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny., S- J& a+ q; W2 K' }
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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2 J% V: n9 j; w, P; A: p/ A" }' rRowing Your Boat
8 T: S! U: Z  T* |2 v& m8 ?' G$ JTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.; q, u6 j! J" Z) h) m" _4 i

0 q9 R% _0 @7 t- G. f8 v) r4 ZThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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% Y& N$ e+ V* i% f% P5 V% W% ?To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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% _# h' V3 f2 @+ e+ F1 n) uI Want to Buy That2 y6 c9 n; n  u: G: r0 l
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 ]2 o; R0 z* {
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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, r; w+ p9 d0 ]" {4 U2 sFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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" k$ f7 [8 U; G5 B( dSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.% I# K3 s" a- r, p# f8 m/ o
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.& Y8 s) X" F# f5 q- i; n5 q3 D

$ J& {  t  Q( N, ZThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?", q. V* C. i& l, \9 d8 J0 K

7 t$ `3 }& F( L& ]! x) z% lThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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& Y4 x% o  [2 i# L) hIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."+ e4 Q3 @+ u+ h+ e5 Q! E
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& z  D) J% G. c4 P2 p- w1 pThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 N, v: O' t# S  T* j. F
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Blonde Sky Divers
3 {2 W1 D! p" D& f( B; o4 kA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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1 R0 s; S/ V( h' _3 o# i. yThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"3 r% r/ `& v4 q+ r4 j# j

* ^% C% ?8 \& S3 w" `. I6 y[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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