Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

% ]% X% D3 I' u3 IThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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( R0 C0 f+ i( U) VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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7 `, F+ @1 h( bThe blonde started laughing.

4 |8 ?% e2 K. U$ J8 H& j7 `This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

* D. U8 N; Z3 H8 i5 ]9 pLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

+ l3 L& Z0 V+ B" D* p# pThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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5 g% ?# h$ y9 D5 P! d& DRowing Your Boat
, o9 T; U  N# v0 S, i% F- HTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
1 J/ I, C1 m# z- s3 A' gA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

! f6 V! R& J6 g5 S: r3 h; dThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

" c, s* Y/ G/ DThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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7 Z& p0 q# u6 wFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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  S8 b* K$ V7 IThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

* Y) Q$ ]  v( f) ~1 HIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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4 m0 }/ f! A! _Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

9 H- [5 B" N% C" g# P  \  r3 ZThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

: A3 `* d4 t; W, R: k2 r3 P4 }5 F* ABlonde Sky Divers
5 J9 i( t+ {* k% w) eA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

' n: r/ k: _% ^5 E: r" ?. g[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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