Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
* m! J8 R0 Q' T+ d5 ?One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

- P( d, a. x5 n6 o+ W/ b0 L5 OHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

5 C/ ^6 ?7 d& N; L& f% FFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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% t, n( ~! B' |! p. M: h! [5 pThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

, x0 \" U* B$ t) h% A* oThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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' T. c3 T  k8 Y4 VThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
; P5 Q2 B7 Q$ ^8 {3 PTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

. C- j' c5 D. x+ Q0 a* l9 qTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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# U) b7 C8 _# u1 o. ?I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

  F  G1 }" c1 ?) b" AThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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2 [. H: Q5 @( I1 W7 F: SThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

1 d+ m" P2 O/ d+ gFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

5 g- z4 H9 @6 u- ?, f# U% t. ESure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
7 p! L) e8 k+ n) M) y" JA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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4 f! m% g) W1 ]: NIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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$ z5 J0 n5 ^' b( K- x# D  }  c; KBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

" q8 k! ?- L; q( e' AThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

/ @3 a6 j. U8 }% e[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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