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Blonde Car Accident
' U9 p$ |" y% B. E4 ]8 u1 U% lOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck." [9 U" n# j1 _6 i" i# R L
* j- H7 W: v! d6 SThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.) A# ]6 I8 H$ ` x; j+ }
' k- y+ F, I5 f7 J9 d2 \- H1 gHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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9 m* W5 ?5 D# g1 T1 D/ x1 {Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.5 P+ I$ l7 U7 [7 S- k
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.5 I% Y) v. P6 ^* ?0 {$ \
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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8 M3 s- ~, e# C( V$ MLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.7 k* ?1 I! _# b) O6 h
& `2 R$ U& S; G7 n# M5 ?The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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7 {( k* O: M0 G1 CRowing Your Boat$ {/ d- }" T& T# R; x, D
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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8 T+ g3 L4 B& \% N. gThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 ^2 J9 e& m, W* A3 B# r; p
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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8 x( m7 Y; T2 u; B2 EI Want to Buy That+ c0 q$ P" v( x9 }. [+ B
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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* P2 Y+ J, Z; E# L. GThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.6 ?3 u6 n4 ~' @, X4 M
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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5 D( W4 ?' _" A# O, V: S+ eFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.1 X6 F1 x* j# t; n* L% B& Q! s4 ^1 c
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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2 i. o& k0 F- J7 MTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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# x2 W3 K6 [" ]) HThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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7 z* F* u6 l1 K7 [: XAre You Really Sure?
! L j/ i( y/ m5 fA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."0 B0 P Z4 r9 A3 F9 P
# t, i, p) g- E- ]& L, C# D EOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"& \8 H+ H A6 a# A7 t) d
( k; G! l: X4 U4 K0 }+ \- J9 j' KThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."2 v5 @ B; X5 J7 f6 S+ _. y
/ G- R3 Y$ V# T4 C. b2 U( WBlonde Sky Divers
3 W ~8 K1 T& {* S0 \% ^4 `9 p X) qA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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, G4 f- s& `4 h& B/ B8 ?$ n' T; MThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"2 b: Z; @, {/ x2 p. d1 o
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