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Blonde Car Accident
G. E4 j5 P3 ^* P( i" zOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.. a8 h) J0 Q0 x1 K# Q8 J
) Q1 E' W* O5 I, H% ^The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.# w$ Q2 Y4 W9 y( `! Q$ R) v: |9 F% t
' x0 _ a% S8 U! t% F4 F0 HHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.& @$ c4 D3 ?2 O k6 m d$ S M
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.3 D+ e7 E. }3 Y
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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W g/ u6 \5 k$ j! u) |Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.$ ^% H5 o5 X7 N, v$ Y
0 T& t% g1 {1 }: D5 [. g. GThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny./ ?! M7 {, i2 A$ D+ N5 [4 M
8 g" a# b" \# r5 A9 D6 sThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"2 ?/ V/ m3 i- V* c; z' Z6 G
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.$ R6 h3 D" J% c+ R2 p7 N' Y% f
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.2 _- R/ W1 \, u5 N5 t
% q3 ^! W, R5 {" vSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. p8 t% ]+ h- x0 S- h8 z3 I
) w' ~ Z. ?, B$ m8 x; m0 j, aTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.( @: ^3 i7 l7 m* D1 F
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"3 }4 a. P+ {6 U% T! n5 |/ j! B
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"- f" H G8 T: o( [
! J% |5 P# Q5 G9 T2 I9 ]Are You Really Sure?- }' i: y# S. ~' l" B5 e* h
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"& \5 g8 T( D! T% {5 U
. I# T+ f; |8 y! u6 E% o2 RIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."* H: f. `$ T5 l' a$ @
+ P- n7 w2 V$ u ]( F7 K8 }Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 a8 g: l* A- _" ]" Z
# W) k% n- p' {( f0 i1 Z% C/ _4 A: R8 m4 hThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
. J3 Y x- w8 H* e5 w" c% q' e- q: S" yA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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" ^3 p. _: t6 A7 M I; a# y- XThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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