Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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! g4 o: T) m0 O8 R9 ?: kThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

# [9 A: C; ^. `' t4 Z- u3 Y  eLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

! r  Q4 B( k3 j. \# I3 ?The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
8 X# F6 f8 ^# b8 [$ H  MTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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( z" D2 P& P$ H4 Y) p) ]The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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: B2 M" w7 F  h: z% _, cTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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# q& Y4 [$ a3 T; v# d$ h: u7 z  DA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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; ^& l3 `5 [& G1 p4 AThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

/ y, a7 G/ P1 s+ l# jThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

1 ~9 \3 G8 j8 [  g& ~! I0 h' qSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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$ P2 o' C! o1 f; N8 ZAre You Really Sure?
2 j  i" |3 z( G; u7 ^$ GA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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# g4 \& d% E0 {7 {In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

$ R, V% ~2 r6 N( v4 pBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

5 F7 R$ C: z7 y" EThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

& U+ e4 @! e# s( H, Y[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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