Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

) |5 S. ]; e5 u1 VThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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9 v  q, e4 K/ b: t7 rRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

& Q" W% _1 K, u, Y& l% J# i* CTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

- V) Y+ ]3 b" r/ aThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

8 i5 I! d. i1 R( dThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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  _% P. O1 K8 W% ]' v! S2 r  H9 Y" `Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

1 B' A8 x  \% J8 PSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

5 I* b8 x+ ~! L- s, r) b. }0 W1 J! [  NTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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) z3 @; A) h/ e+ ]4 h8 pIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

- l) K9 {9 }' I: b/ O  T2 q* r7 |8 YOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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0 V0 u0 J# w% t% [: pBlonde Sky Divers
' ~5 M9 i* ?- bA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

( P2 k) w& ]# ?5 q. ?2 @  RThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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) D4 X! |" `( M( n* F0 _0 ZShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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, x" H; S6 i1 j' s% H3 wThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

. E, @7 a9 N! e) _( ?  }+ e[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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