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Blonde Car Accident
0 [/ K# J5 O8 s( w o. YOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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# f" F5 Y9 s% b$ [, L0 Q9 G4 [The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.& P' `' q3 d3 w
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.2 ~! l! F# q% t% x$ Z
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat8 @. ?" r+ D5 {3 [8 u
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!", R6 c. x/ U9 ^3 Z/ S, j
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.": h2 V1 T% c4 M6 q1 J1 j7 Z
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9 b6 T; G6 F# q0 I6 ]$ D: ]A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 E+ ~" }& u2 C9 N
) {4 [6 N8 l% {) r. |The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# o7 d) E6 t# g& ]
- @5 O, s$ ~4 p+ p5 f) `! @The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.) J2 Z* D. E; ?; V% W+ p
% m: l" O1 i C, d! rFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red." j% g' v$ A1 g1 r: X+ w) y) t
( P) B4 h4 ?* C* {. n3 O( L' A7 {Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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# L' Y( }! j- i# G7 }9 Y3 hTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.+ p$ \: T2 i' \* m K: |
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"* F. Y, Q; O6 ?4 N1 X8 k; e. S
: N9 r* @6 M+ L1 DThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?0 h. K2 U o4 r/ m0 G; L. M5 _
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." ^ z, x7 M' V, _- T' ]
; d2 ~) ^7 b: I! ?1 cOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"# c. h$ r9 a" Q
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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" n) R% [, O* SA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.6 d8 h" \& i0 q3 }# J
- ?* {5 E2 ^' T& e' i8 ~: y7 uThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.+ x9 t5 L, F% R5 D+ f
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.7 Y: Q0 C, _* U8 U
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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* H) g% L1 b5 N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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