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Blonde Car Accident
% o [4 Q$ m \% iOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 B! ?3 ^8 b u2 H8 ?* S. ~
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.0 q# A! F* a- p" d0 q
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 G, w: S: O# I
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.- y! C. p, ~! u# G; M& x. V
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The blonde started laughing.( u* T, ]. z4 \1 Z: k" F
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.2 X7 r6 v5 T) J3 b9 l3 K1 t( F+ T5 u
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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! t4 t4 ^, C* T7 yThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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8 [/ |$ {& q+ y8 B+ kRowing Your Boat
; c! K. F* |8 k" HTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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; n. j# E6 ^* ~: }* J# SThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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3 e7 E; ?; a! s1 S3 Z$ L$ WA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 _2 _( T) a g0 d& B6 u
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.; q H( `7 H7 i, `! [- |' }, q7 w
- G q2 }9 d( k: V3 E9 ]Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( [' y% X0 g' e5 ?4 }
' D6 |2 ^* h' |. s' m6 G& sTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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+ d: J$ x% R% x) Y, b* k& w# _The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"* N# u T+ r) V4 d) G8 E
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
; R/ \6 Q5 K: R5 R( o6 d3 D+ C9 q( H7 SA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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5 w I% F& P1 r1 aOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"1 I3 _, c* ?# Y2 P! V' G$ X, r
: m3 M" z. y. D) u& n4 \# ]& ]The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."$ I1 V: |1 k( Y+ b/ ?" H4 c; Y
) x0 s+ c4 ?& t5 a' Z) t9 h LBlonde Sky Divers- s2 T' F- Q& b" ?) y1 j! f4 S
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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/ Z9 a: J( w! x3 wThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"8 e* o5 S4 A O( W2 P
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