Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

3 j3 v: a' R7 K. q  zThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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0 @. m3 x9 m  W8 ?/ b' dThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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# W! z: f; Z7 |" j. XRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

) K( K* i6 s' L  X7 u: D9 KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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6 b* `. i0 p0 J8 w; fI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

" T8 {- x% \, c# z5 h2 x: eThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

" A' v5 b2 L& ?% Q& N- wThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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) n1 P, x! }0 p0 [$ ?8 PFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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; Q5 Z9 Y$ S0 T6 lSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

& w+ r0 W6 ]! c1 BThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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1 a1 Y& F: t- h2 m7 g+ aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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; e0 B% p: ~2 M7 |6 v/ Q' AAre You Really Sure?
. v% [- W9 C" M) H3 p3 o# W5 AA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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# M, }& e; Q. N% |8 ~- ?, p& FThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

% {$ \: ^9 j7 r; MBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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& D& _; V8 `5 O3 uThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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  e2 u8 o8 L4 n+ z' d# n# w6 D[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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