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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
) M2 _" l7 D4 E/ _2 ?% {One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.- r$ x3 `/ Y# d& ~

: Z8 `3 r. p# f! mThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.* t! p5 s, @1 `! Z: Q, w4 l
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.# x) `+ Z5 e8 F* k0 L1 s8 y* e

# n/ O! [" Z; p3 |8 J& p5 E/ WThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.& T: `# {0 W! A) X
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This time the blonde laughed even harder., `$ f6 y5 |1 t: b5 b

) L& S* F/ w- K9 ?+ z6 f$ c1 PLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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' s1 n/ `- E$ [0 j2 k) HThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.4 {" R' b/ S6 t! Z( J
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 K! M1 z$ T( z3 W
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Rowing Your Boat
% b5 Z' u0 M3 V# ^- ]Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.1 _' g% A+ i( e0 }1 y3 }
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"& `  X* M4 k$ z
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That% ~& q$ R2 z6 K  ]2 A6 Z
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.& A% [; p3 {. j9 i: F
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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- p: i" \* G* [* F( aFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red." b$ w8 s, P' E& v% T- v8 }1 `$ [

* _  c' o, E  SSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.& t% ~) a& q6 d5 a) |
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.6 w6 E* o. [2 k# c+ V7 r+ d

5 I7 X* P# H: i! t' |$ _8 BThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!": B% ^! H5 s7 W4 r
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Are You Really Sure?: L0 J8 C! W  @: |8 h2 P
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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5 h  g" `4 v0 Z5 F" WOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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8 \( Z. n/ b$ ?0 e7 j1 {The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 J. p/ W  J# b

' o) k; J. Z; V0 K" n2 _Blonde Sky Divers
; X3 g4 u/ C* n) _1 {9 V9 HA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.' @# e5 ~) w: |, x9 r3 ^

1 e/ G' t& \% S- y, H$ W: ?" VShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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9 E( T2 P" B! ?8 jThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"! I9 C0 i1 g2 N$ [

5 V" u6 F% V  Q[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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