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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident$ S3 y3 @1 v: O& }
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.# y7 |) o8 M$ V% i. ]: ?. S% @/ X
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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$ z& q6 Y! }6 @He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( g  y6 C4 `! v) C3 U1 n! n* M

+ r9 J6 q* [6 x  }6 @+ E* pFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.& l8 I0 x0 E* z% Z4 v+ U" H9 h

  ^- Z+ K* M" ^( F) _& _! _The blonde started laughing.0 f! x9 h( V' n* e

- J/ t) W* \% UThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.& P3 i* Y6 P+ M  R, a. U4 @
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.: s# c5 K2 J$ J' B" L4 z

+ e1 F3 x2 U  ~+ r# j& T% w. ]Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.2 g' K/ m" [' m  B4 n* j+ V) b" D+ }
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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$ F5 ^/ p) Z" F6 K0 [1 FRowing Your Boat$ b; L* x" P8 D' X2 o- o
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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( ]( f, b+ A" pThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"4 Q+ e0 R% d( j. C! x

. [- ~) M, c3 I1 Q* Y) O5 T$ Y2 qTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.". B7 h$ ?5 W3 X

1 F$ g, Z! p& D7 y- j9 jI Want to Buy That
7 T, ?0 F% A  v8 AA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.2 Q8 R& i. L3 ?

9 e8 P% p; c& E* G: r2 K3 P2 e! PFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.1 o% |6 T2 A, Z: S0 m
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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/ E# T4 b% i5 V' n) XThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?; S  G% Z1 {4 k# v; U: h
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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$ c5 ]7 r+ Y: U7 m1 OIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."' [! x' H% t8 j; e

2 h' K$ a! V5 K; o1 W5 c1 gOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 J* p# D6 v, _3 L

9 `5 y+ r* T2 t0 `5 \Blonde Sky Divers9 {7 H& c' I  n" G' O' h2 o. q
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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6 w- H: ?& j* ]+ UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.& |8 A- a2 G/ Q' Z% S' @/ ^$ Z

" E, Q2 |8 q  b$ oShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.2 m+ D* {0 Z# K6 w& L

9 i7 s7 o9 U8 kThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"( |4 {0 `" V* Q

0 I! @( o; K3 ]) f3 P) a4 A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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