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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident1 O; [9 D( U7 p# S  X4 L1 e
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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, e& m& L/ X. Q! WThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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/ w( S5 o  @$ w7 a8 sHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.  [5 G& j' b- g4 {- G
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The blonde started laughing.1 u! S, I- e; i0 g) V
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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& `7 q' v6 ]& v0 k9 F/ t+ c; BThis time the blonde laughed even harder.# C- D$ O# P' a/ T& \1 C+ A

0 H8 @2 M. i) I' q$ XLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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; I+ S/ b6 F, M- Y. g* ~The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.* O9 i. G" T3 |" K( A; Q8 O

3 P3 e, z' m% G3 p1 A+ G1 q' g1 e& kThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"7 E4 r; U  _+ P* p/ j: w3 l; V

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 J0 I! Z* V) R3 i
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."; O7 t4 p. V! `% ]7 \3 T3 i$ N
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I Want to Buy That
1 T3 i% v3 }; qA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 x+ C9 A% \& o; ]- w+ m: G
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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  A+ s$ l) A( f; X5 ?2 XSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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! J! r! G$ a7 B/ c# GTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.  n: t' \0 `& n8 c0 m0 {

2 }: M6 o. W9 M9 qThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"7 z: j; J  i( Z' N
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"( ^) n+ H( Z/ b6 @5 m9 Q' A& ~# i* r
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Are You Really Sure?
! z; Q3 M8 t# Y; b, g4 ?" L) WA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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6 }, ?) x) ?  l: i% @- H% U) {! B6 vIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."4 f+ P8 m( W; |# b# w3 |& [, O: B2 b
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.". D8 p2 o( n: t+ w

! F; Y1 ^: C$ ^4 x8 UBlonde Sky Divers
1 O' ^1 }1 G+ h% S9 `+ L& T0 g' U4 FA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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, f! M7 j  q4 u  w; W0 yThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.+ g- ~8 h! b% x, g- W/ K

/ E* K) B6 I1 ]0 |+ Q, cThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?". d7 R7 L3 \+ h; @6 B

2 p! |* V: Y' D" x- H% n[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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