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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident, L% e( e8 i: e0 b1 t$ e9 E
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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( [  _, K$ F- A7 Y( O7 ZThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.  r- d/ Y. R, {5 S1 v

. Y1 y* I+ S# s! Q4 [! a, wHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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$ W% l7 N# l' i  b/ A7 H: c- }Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.2 `# [( {* @. c. @1 F& l/ }
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The blonde started laughing.
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  N# Z5 X% h! ~' e* |9 b# B/ jThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.' U6 f' S+ w: G# s
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.7 k8 l  R8 d5 t7 \" s
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.& |* [& G0 S# h* C4 P& I
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"9 H+ i4 B; c  q+ t$ t

8 z% \3 U% K: b1 p% J7 E; e2 Y, pRowing Your Boat
6 F2 z: M" M+ ]' O1 m4 o" n- uTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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+ g/ S& o5 e* t9 U& y( G4 n9 j, V  IThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 w' p7 a9 F, `( \" D; C) ]. qTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."# {7 m5 t3 n1 j. C$ @

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 k8 a0 O& m& N' I/ Z
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.5 f. x  b8 K) a1 v
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.  m5 b% k3 L) w

3 i* F, T. m9 ?( _$ SFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.' U( j2 [' l/ }+ k6 [. L! _: f
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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* A. V2 _: U& L8 g5 X3 E- q3 DThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"6 J* V8 w# [& s3 o5 g6 Z4 c5 r" f* j, ]
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
. E3 s8 X) H" }; z8 hA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"9 Q* g) z) a0 K! f8 ~- j" U9 u
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."8 @6 d. v2 t8 l2 t8 S5 N

4 I/ Y8 _- ~( m) R9 D' v/ c; oOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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" }+ q% V- D" t) T* bThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."& S! B, E% s; d

& @/ q% c. s! X+ |: fBlonde Sky Divers
# {4 ^5 o5 x) F' @! u4 m) h8 ?A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.. N- K7 A0 _: H- i6 ]; n9 }  W

' ~/ s3 j+ P1 F4 BShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"2 S8 f9 b$ ^  T2 z- Y* {
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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