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Blonde Car Accident
, @9 Q1 }; {$ ^. X7 `3 h' IOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.: F4 Q; X! u9 q, Y5 t2 b W% M1 {9 }
( U, I, i4 J# b4 zThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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8 J! S! l% ]4 x& i8 GHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) X: E P, [ g$ S2 c
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.6 F+ g$ ?! }3 M6 y
# D& e$ p! |" e. D* u! NThe blonde started laughing.# N! B4 R1 `' h8 U1 c
7 L/ ^& E- i2 h' T" [6 q5 lThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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% g+ Z, ` d* k% vThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.5 { [8 f, ]* r1 c4 C/ q0 l
! K2 b; | W" F: H$ A% z* MThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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* c8 [7 P9 e' \" h( H+ _3 FThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"% T+ U% H ^% t+ ~+ ]
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+ v! x5 W; K9 o( ^Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"3 L1 V# m5 T& H( f
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."6 y* B) t$ L z6 Q
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I Want to Buy That
5 G, ~. D! w/ H, u8 b' q$ H$ R7 F0 nA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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4 q0 P% w% l2 N0 b0 r8 f5 F& XThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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8 [7 U/ ^" _. w6 h8 |Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.) j) z @: @! c4 p9 L6 y
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.% R3 X* m( }" k$ x; k
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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+ s. l8 D' J& s7 \1 l" EThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?": N4 t; W8 ^5 X9 g' L( l6 L; P
" F. F7 i2 C$ y2 G* u- Q6 ~" Y& C* |; VThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?, l8 ]! [# V1 g+ j# @) ?0 Y+ f( b
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"9 }8 G0 @# _% a. j3 ^
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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, @! N0 K$ W& X4 S, [Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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2 [/ s9 \5 M8 C9 _4 vThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."9 ^- Q1 e1 k2 k3 I+ C& ~: ]
* r1 Q9 ?3 D( ^! R- Y' ~& H8 W' k! QBlonde Sky Divers6 \, U( ^7 w& v! I8 t
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.2 l2 K% I3 f* o2 X
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.! X% @) U G$ ^' l/ d7 ?- F
p3 h( ^5 I9 m# E+ zShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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$ T) S0 ?: W+ W$ w: y[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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