Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
" I/ W2 k5 L# u7 h5 ROne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

9 ?: m9 e7 j. d3 sThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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- O+ h1 d  W4 \; {* WHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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  A. w- b$ Q  UThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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9 a: L9 I* F" j7 M4 w' q6 uRowing Your Boat
2 V  U3 j- }$ z# t& f8 zTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

4 @- P" U1 n5 R  QTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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) I& y' F( v% a! E; zI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

3 Z! ]- B6 ]% Z8 a$ mThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

- Y5 p! x0 a. @7 |" Y/ _The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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( }7 {  O0 f) c. q% @Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

& R4 ?0 z) F3 qSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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0 _6 s5 s% ~  {* g4 g5 \The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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4 a7 |8 f( T6 v6 e1 i9 D. uThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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  U, h; U( w8 D3 R  J9 a# kAre You Really Sure?
6 M! y& K. K  T6 }+ O  N6 gA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
; {) [0 L6 o" wA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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7 Z, ?! x$ q" T8 }7 x8 M) g2 i5 d1 OThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

( n: y  [" S) P* y# nShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

9 G6 v+ r  f3 k& B/ z) DThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

7 M, l% |! F2 ^0 _/ \[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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