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Blonde Car Accident
9 o* \) u# M; w5 g4 {/ d5 ~One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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' ], C, m* R4 n& E- [7 CThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.2 S# A6 q% `" `4 G
+ H. }! b- D' _& k$ Y+ jHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.8 M( t6 Q" t3 L" K7 t# X8 `/ f1 `
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.1 p$ d. t2 z9 b% D3 v
/ j3 M0 R& u0 J8 S6 FThe blonde started laughing.
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0 n1 O* y# t7 t* o Q; ]) EThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.( f2 B e/ h& C8 ]6 J
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.; T- @& U: L0 @1 b
5 w( c; D* {6 O# j: GThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"2 a. a. u, t5 `# y9 l- e4 Y; W
L) X, p: |" Y! |! W3 J/ iTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.", y$ Z5 x( ]3 V- x1 e
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/ }% C- Y3 F3 A0 a5 F9 nA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.4 ?4 p9 @, S. q6 x
- S _7 T8 u0 m; }% T( SThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.# K) `/ \+ N8 d
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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+ T, Z g* U; N- H! ? H }2 l1 i3 PSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time., x1 h ~* t5 j) o9 l
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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( e4 N5 i }& ^) lThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
6 c. C0 i; T5 t' _8 `A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"8 ^2 l% G1 b, t) c. w9 l
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"& F* c- o; M: \- Y$ T0 I
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
. _$ f+ `$ F4 d1 F5 M3 LA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. u' X3 Z8 @0 z2 M" J
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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- t9 l* p" S( J, K$ { k, PThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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