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Blonde Car Accident
9 f3 {( i8 m' Y5 w. NOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.0 b! U N3 U: D2 b
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.: S" T1 f6 F A6 F/ F0 s7 W
& s2 h7 ~' F/ {& {/ P8 O* t: FFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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4 n, G) B* C5 r4 [% p A& JThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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. ?+ _9 R8 v( j( gThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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) ] S( x8 J$ y' j6 ^( _6 pLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.( i( \1 W* j) W, x0 X5 t
9 N0 r! S- q* E- m2 _* bThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.: m0 R8 e. ~* p ^9 ?3 |5 K2 C: B
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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V% Z, G' u- bTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
1 P# L. o) E, c# FA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.! g- B! b. A5 k- C( H0 A
! ?( {$ y4 E# c3 Y6 K. A% t: |The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.8 h& g# g- q7 q$ a& R' x
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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# z4 o& I9 W- C" M$ z. B, _Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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6 i, f N0 R$ h! d9 lTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"4 Y6 C: L: f: o2 B
. \- K8 Z I% L# B% TThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"5 ]+ L/ z+ L& g$ p$ l' @
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Are You Really Sure?
' L+ J6 x; i4 P2 X- MA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.") l. y$ R; J2 R) [5 c
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"9 E4 G! { t7 {, M5 A
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.") p; J; e) D* F. p7 n: n* j7 e
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Blonde Sky Divers+ e0 G9 O C: l, a) U1 n% a
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.& I% O3 ?) t2 N
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.& v4 ?* Y$ H2 R$ ^
* F: }% z) T. @3 t1 h8 Z( tThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"5 T: X6 S7 \; j3 i# U5 q
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