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Blonde Car Accident
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.+ |) a8 p3 _8 V! s4 F; \# V
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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/ P7 l- g* Z Y. SThe blonde started laughing.
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4 u! _' b; ]8 e5 _# NThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.0 E3 T" F# a9 n0 n# Q u2 h
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.2 d8 M& z* b- X
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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5 G( {! p9 A% R) {; X0 h7 k+ z1 fThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.% T* P( Y$ {4 p5 K! |$ z7 l
2 I6 S3 K n5 [ ~* l/ J6 zThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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' o4 b, B4 F6 A1 tRowing Your Boat
9 p$ d: E. I Z+ jTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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9 S/ P, |+ A9 p F8 YTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
" e0 t/ Y! M, XA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.8 q) R1 M2 U' j' b
+ \) n' b, l' `' E9 r7 lThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes., U. c' e" M- F2 w
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time., s$ P: C4 X% a* I$ C- w5 Z* X
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.6 L8 t6 l" y$ V+ H$ z3 F9 v
1 o. I0 Y. q4 e+ k8 DThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"/ @: o3 i' ]/ O6 `
9 a+ C9 T; ^% P. L( {5 W& yAre You Really Sure?
/ U. \: `" ^7 l4 i6 E: z+ ^A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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9 D( g; x1 x4 f+ ]% x% L. ~Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"/ Y: T) j" t" X
' `- ?7 f) P, d9 _5 X' JThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers0 H$ B+ A& G* p' o% E
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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! _5 E1 b, h! bThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.0 P6 N3 ?# Q' [+ U. s
6 L2 f& O. p$ {( g1 vShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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/ L% D8 b' `" }$ T0 Q7 S3 jThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"2 p( n9 K% f: g
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