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Blonde Car Accident
7 l! \, H0 F- x0 l) P; \+ \One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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$ U# h, o8 a: U- QHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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5 B; m4 N2 _, j5 F) \Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.' {( `! ?6 {3 m$ I: u9 w* `; F2 ~
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The blonde started laughing.( ?5 O" u- Z4 a( s, s3 O
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.6 P8 r* W: M+ ~
) t/ d5 _& s+ u5 W# gThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.5 Z4 v" f6 x3 s2 J5 y* c
: w6 P- Y0 J+ B) OThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat% D6 d6 @2 i, d7 D( D1 P9 ?
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.7 K) `' N6 ~; T& `
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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, h$ z* O4 q* D! J# x$ UI Want to Buy That( u" F3 I) Z- _3 G# Z, P4 d# V
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.% k- ~. M; |7 C0 W# _" p8 K7 ~2 {
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes., W! P4 ^9 }3 e+ n$ o
! ]( z+ d+ z# n4 ~9 p( AFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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$ b4 k0 A4 G' w4 z. s& WTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.' e$ m7 L2 S I$ l* D
/ ~+ F5 U9 g: \, t2 [2 ]2 y7 g, [The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"/ R5 d5 `5 f& |
; Y7 ]* b9 H. C2 s& M* dThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
5 M) B3 p2 b( S$ A" A% GA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something." d$ ]! q! h. e- ]- {& q( E5 Q* [" ~
# o0 ?, ]" D+ S# e% |4 yOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"2 O+ J7 g! L6 U4 d7 `. J
: g6 D" y' t% ~' h$ v' O) }) eThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."+ [) ]) \ G6 [2 j5 A: B3 [
# a* g& d: g) |* I& iBlonde Sky Divers
* h0 M% X7 k- i/ y2 O; G3 u8 M* NA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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. F2 l: C( z9 O% A. X6 UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.9 |8 `9 W: ?$ Y0 Y4 _. F
1 C2 P( Y; @8 `) T* dShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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9 h* P. r4 b, y8 r: c& `4 e( F3 rThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"+ Z( k% v7 Z: l1 E( {2 ^- Y
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