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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.8 X. ]+ M0 q$ X0 ?' M X. p
+ ~0 F* a$ M& i0 D+ x }The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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7 T1 o, Q& X) I" }" \He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.2 L4 d. D- \* Z; G
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.7 ~9 @4 L4 K) E% R
9 e+ D9 ^' y7 g6 Y+ NThe blonde started laughing.
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9 O3 B! a, E$ o. ~6 OThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! J$ ?! Z2 _8 ^" J# y3 o
" i- t, U5 b. X! A# n6 gThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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$ h1 J# U- E9 }Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.' |5 Z+ |' v& q. O8 i' y n
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.& ^. H4 X n" Y
% r h1 M$ m, b$ mThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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8 Q0 {4 S5 w* l+ aRowing Your Boat6 g |2 f, O; F* r$ p
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!") N, N2 c+ t0 Z% Q( y
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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7 l6 X: o# F b7 R+ w! w* g* i- iI Want to Buy That/ c/ z$ W: }& a2 p/ m
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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: ]7 I3 x5 Z" H0 @( g# I: YThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.$ a# L( Y6 C2 `. a! H' X
+ Z; _+ S: {! _5 OThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.$ ~/ l: ]# ]& |. Q
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.$ q, l( @1 }1 k" g* k
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.- [1 q/ w, V2 g3 [& J/ C
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.: I; u$ ^1 i* P8 @; ]( n( \
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?9 r/ P" ^7 w) x) w7 A" [
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."4 a3 n$ I( y/ {( Z6 |/ b L H
3 c# _/ G& b, C, I/ rOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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. t) j; A! x: d* sThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."1 f$ m- R+ y4 a
0 _& J, ?& z4 c* V c. jBlonde Sky Divers
7 P* z4 X, J/ ^ L. ^/ b3 L# EA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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4 x4 f5 e" X3 AThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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$ o( r: A' u5 r. @3 N- L" }She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"0 A" B0 j4 @7 r: j+ _9 n
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