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Blonde Car Accident7 ~' ~; {+ t# g! O
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.+ O4 o8 V( g; k9 E% K" U
' z' X+ b% _0 w3 AThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.* I0 \/ u; d5 _5 c, j9 s
& H# j6 f) A1 r$ O) kHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.) p: r7 v/ M# Q/ s. i8 o
7 M+ p, S# N* C7 O4 L) BThe blonde started laughing.* x, B) l- u( h; u1 n4 e
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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- o# }4 C1 H- \1 M! `This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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$ t L; s& V6 Y% O2 TLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.; L/ H% I G/ f, [7 {& J" X8 x
, x/ d0 h0 x) {6 `7 |The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.9 g3 m, p& E+ C' E. I% `4 v% R, V
& S3 Z* f. w7 {9 }: eThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
- G. {7 z1 h1 f& Z3 G* ^Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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( v# n* l9 m8 i8 jThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"' y3 e* B+ C# ?5 k# p' n/ I
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."! L4 l2 X/ H) }* j
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.6 } D3 v3 S6 w% R& u+ ]
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.& N: ^% Y+ r$ t3 r, g, V ]3 q
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.9 j6 T6 ?& U* v3 s) @ q: p
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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$ W( Z! R; u/ V7 E6 iSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.# S: u/ H9 V" @% e( S
. F$ d5 o$ y2 J# Q6 vTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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: Y5 ]5 K5 d$ C! d! j* eThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"8 N; k( b9 f" x: w
) ?7 i) w/ ~! t* \+ MAre You Really Sure?0 l( N' Y% b* q; ]# j, s
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."% g2 K8 q9 u$ u. u! p9 f" Q2 d
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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$ {/ R% T$ J- Q1 t+ A" L2 yThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 @+ M% i' E0 j; s
/ ]. |# `$ T- ~/ u+ Q% |& ?Blonde Sky Divers# b1 Q9 R# t! O. l$ n$ N _
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.2 A: R5 I& w# T7 p1 ^. Z A
2 m7 p" ?4 W9 X, |2 zThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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/ E$ t% @$ z' a2 X9 I' h w' O& HShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.: d* P6 ]# M0 R7 L& t' [, x
" l6 g. g, a4 z: wThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"/ w6 [& y, @% t9 m
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