Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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- T) a* f# v/ w( Z8 a' f, VFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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/ q: O% [& }+ UThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
3 R* ]! R% _+ H; M' E% r, y" iTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

7 n* L6 o% }+ I; t3 e$ }2 [5 PThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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' D+ T% S1 L. i4 h# RI Want to Buy That
2 ]8 ]* U# ^/ Q0 iA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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% N, k; G$ I# |3 ^: X4 B! \The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

1 b/ t1 d1 `' ^  ]$ ?, IFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

( S$ j! @% j, j$ dSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

7 D: }8 S" O) m# p6 NTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

9 y$ i  {( e/ n0 n% t+ m$ S% pThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

& ?2 {) K! M/ j+ GThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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% a  ~8 c6 a1 ]& l* E! ZAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

% \5 _  U7 E4 j$ ?4 UThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

8 A0 L7 v/ ~3 i2 j- T( a, T7 YBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

; x3 F# r- w$ }6 Q3 dThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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- I6 {9 I! X6 @- oThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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