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Blonde Car Accident' m. ?) F% P6 z, ^7 }# V
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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& }( j: |3 C$ v0 h6 [The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.; C/ u1 h# T$ I( V$ B
7 h7 B1 u8 @# `Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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% N6 {- H; ~6 M4 _: @2 [* p$ F5 OThe blonde started laughing.6 L# z" k: I3 s6 G% G
6 i- ^; f4 E% J) _This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.- V4 G* ]; O9 l/ E6 x& k* u
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.1 C# c! H1 y2 v/ _- S: F
& M7 M! N) ?6 d* Z- c$ fLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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: u8 a! ~; ]! q4 c5 v: t6 EThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"$ |8 H+ h: X; ?2 h+ L q' a
% ~+ d8 [6 k% Y% ^* |Rowing Your Boat
( N# a6 h6 ^$ T: qTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.5 ?; @, E6 u1 F
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"9 F9 a7 `! `8 I' m7 H2 r( K6 s' K
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."- L! A* c: V( y' K
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I Want to Buy That
0 Y [, E. g1 y6 Z7 g/ R& tA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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' y4 F+ q9 j$ o) }7 G; Q$ L0 YThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.! g9 R- R' ?' z" U. q6 a, C
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.; @4 H+ u* ]4 e; C5 v
8 u T6 K/ h2 ?$ _& J/ G2 o7 lSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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* C$ l- I$ R. N* D/ vTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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* m3 K" t4 n5 }5 B8 JThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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9 J" Y! n {8 ~9 i" ^* I( F6 l }The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"1 T( e* F$ w/ c! }
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* O9 I0 ~ a, A- s1 j/ }# H4 mA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"& q0 [: U. j' Y1 ]: i' }
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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9 R$ K- h% P7 Y$ g3 v% T5 E+ KOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."1 m7 P/ t: w' D R
) N0 F9 n) r1 ^ A& \; E2 QBlonde Sky Divers
& i* b" z+ a8 N1 E! v7 vA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.( Y0 x# k4 d1 a
/ d9 O( e7 R) \, H; z* mShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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7 k( d5 }; @! p6 V, f7 j4 yThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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