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Blonde Car Accident9 ^& I A0 b; @) O: X& F, G K0 _1 n
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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" K, o9 n. v8 F( T2 h, h. PThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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5 @5 y9 l+ Z# \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., ~# H L3 L& I, H
4 e6 K) Z" u, _7 W" O% MThis time the blonde laughed even harder.8 }0 ]' p& Z# a+ ]
7 ~* p& S( z( i8 CLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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3 K1 n+ r0 R K# k9 \, rThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
( a+ I( h* ]; w3 |& c+ N& HTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.1 u* ^. @& k& _2 C1 Z# c0 i/ b1 ^ @
$ I; T& ?; S& k+ E( SThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"/ z7 \ M& `$ e, z9 H
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That9 p" i" |- z. c( h! u3 z X0 m% M
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.+ W+ |4 V. I8 K% h5 h) r
( n' d% g3 L @8 k8 ?The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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9 t& E# V5 O- j3 U# lThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.7 s1 x* r" A7 y' z
# S* n( B2 ~( p5 [Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( T) C3 F! `4 T
, X$ a# L. r4 S$ z0 mTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.* l& q4 n: v$ A7 p) Q4 I, V
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"+ p- l% r5 e' l
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"3 U( J/ `; t7 \ B6 l! M* @0 M2 {8 Q
5 R0 ^& X& L. g; gAre You Really Sure?
7 d" ~5 e/ c+ c" c' C1 j+ m |( IA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."& W- z- g! f- ?8 b1 k6 W
% y) n ?# z F# D; ^4 T! t+ {Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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: D& R' N/ n! \ I# ]( |1 CThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- A q3 a6 c+ @ I/ b
* c6 d9 S4 p4 u2 NBlonde Sky Divers- A" \ b" C% Z3 V; P$ i0 m
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) W: y) ~4 x7 q. K$ _2 p& ^7 N
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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