Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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0 N* q6 k7 z4 _; d# d1 h# h3 Q4 Y1 ]Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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) t5 x$ M8 J7 Q( j$ I! v  `The blonde started laughing.

- P, _# e( W9 U- p" UThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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6 Q1 _9 {/ C6 v! _& i+ O" VThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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! G  P/ R# o- I9 `) VLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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% R% k7 r" p3 E+ H% \/ b+ KThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

2 p5 k# c. L1 u% {) A* uThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

/ r# Q. P5 W8 K- [- W" bRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

0 T) e. [. A" d) \" _To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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+ [3 L8 p* g6 x  P' ?7 k/ uI Want to Buy That
1 F, c$ E4 Q# HA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

' \6 A$ _5 N5 r2 T# e3 jThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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6 j. s9 q5 T4 @, T5 n6 `The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

+ x. _. A6 U) M  m% U. GFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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9 Z1 m1 Y' X5 G, k9 ~7 P9 Y8 FTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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( _, i3 D# |4 s3 _1 g/ }The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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5 m4 U, y- x3 s. I2 lAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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. v: g2 P, W; PIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

0 h! d$ G* {! r7 }2 y  mBlonde Sky Divers
0 i  x$ L: N7 D" ZA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& x* k7 W# G+ H$ |She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁