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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
7 ^! f2 _( e1 S) J3 R+ N! T1 [One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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. L. ~: t! G; L. s. ^The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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9 D& n) V7 u: F: t9 ?- THe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.2 C. e/ Z* |7 T: B5 ~7 t: i2 ^
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.  H0 q; w- l% p6 K
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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- n$ G, S. v/ @6 x* ~+ ~! D: OThis time the blonde laughed even harder.. d# l  H0 x( c, ^9 q- F

9 M  h: c1 P) x# s0 G& e, uLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.3 Q0 x' s! o+ D- A! ^0 X

' R, \, z3 e- \  N; X; rThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
5 q! R& ]- Z# a( V' E' oTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"0 R, o4 B" ?; ^: D2 B- ]5 s& ^

% R# ~  ]5 D0 z! H) A8 \" ?, g$ d0 LTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That! Y; _7 c) U, c9 D% l0 l
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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) \/ q! Z8 t1 uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black./ b5 p8 i7 l1 ~' L1 ]

- d  W% \8 k3 T9 O* l/ j% U# pThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes." W1 p9 f3 U- X3 g

8 r# l( u8 o" c9 i0 I( F$ UFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.2 ]6 a0 Q0 [& W: e
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.: {( J! n) S) L1 f6 O- h

( K( Z) p: x" a1 D, t7 E, b4 JThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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+ Y# p7 Z0 y- v& c3 H( UThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
4 C$ U, M7 A% i; LA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?": n, ?* G0 B1 Q. v0 i
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"9 v% F! B. T; m% F! G5 T
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."% ]1 A# n7 Z6 `$ p2 A

# N  @* U+ S# `2 [% @1 X: S( hBlonde Sky Divers; r3 ?  n$ n( R! k8 n$ _% u
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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3 q; y7 _4 L. h3 u7 U0 {3 _9 UThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"# i! i  u+ h5 I  g9 L. p

, b3 ]* T# H9 g* C. |* S[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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