Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
3 ^/ J7 R0 C/ q2 pOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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  Z+ u7 @0 F! `3 C1 c2 o( }Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

9 g% S" O% _3 X4 W( xThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

& A& `) O! r0 `" O( M0 NThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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+ X( t, w8 A7 ~# k' VThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

( [# U' y) m8 |) O8 f( ~7 S# _The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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& y! ]4 d3 h9 W- \To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

( R0 s& M! a) }' T. S+ cThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

1 n) t- G' \) |) I% jThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

+ h! Z9 J. ]% ?7 E5 J) [7 nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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3 h; b: A, ^- iSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

, g( J0 l/ y% O. WTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

9 F2 `& E( h* L6 D. [3 DBlonde Sky Divers
, D% h6 P: X" Q: P0 X" XA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

( P0 j, J; [7 p. e/ `, t[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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