Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
- \- T& l5 i" Z$ M& ^- @One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

1 X6 M$ K6 }& _% y  X* }  b3 m  fHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

) r$ w7 Y2 S$ |3 d, t4 r2 f0 `Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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0 z# O7 {. _0 S3 Q# B' xThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

5 f( {1 t+ Q- U& y0 \8 e& N: dThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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: k! j% A- q7 A& c8 _To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
6 ], I9 v$ t7 v" NA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

5 D* B  R  B- ~The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

- d3 G) f' U4 o6 r' Y- Q/ P9 FThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

( ]' ~5 E6 G7 p  `: PFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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2 s  {( m0 @! _: |* T; J6 vSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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+ ^, t4 j- g: e  `) JThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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& p) o: H# q* m1 VThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

$ u" H4 ~# l' w( Q9 qAre You Really Sure?
4 y2 J5 ^) u7 g* _A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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- d; [4 w. q; y* TIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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3 s3 V$ h9 I% |9 `, I1 NThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

6 f9 @, E! Y& B2 I. mThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

! F9 l3 w7 a4 B( v7 y+ p8 N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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