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Blonde Car Accident0 X9 F4 ]9 E t4 {
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.) E. k5 e5 H0 Z
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.+ S# l/ S T: ?& z1 n3 ]
; m# l! [4 i6 s- F# R8 [0 GHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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; Z3 |; @2 r6 j5 GFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires./ f& T9 T' o$ l$ ?" H
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The blonde started laughing.( L2 E" K( L+ P
/ i3 S( u% y3 o+ Q! N+ z J' ^( sThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.* d4 J5 d" j+ r; f3 M0 J4 M
+ _6 h' _' L- ^; D' l# Y* oThis time the blonde laughed even harder.! F: U7 J+ }, p5 f' s
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 K; p* `+ `4 j
, l6 z. o) Z( r/ B5 lThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.; _ H4 n/ Z5 _1 D1 L
' r9 s5 m0 u3 t2 u3 T$ XThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"0 F6 ?2 k/ L$ ]/ G/ K: U
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Rowing Your Boat
/ M- E. }3 _) l% |; u. u; ATwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"- A7 \' l) ^/ ]& N: k2 `
' V' r8 L" V2 ?- T/ K+ E* iTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."- n+ G1 v6 ^% p% s
$ z% |3 P% W) V+ }; XI Want to Buy That
$ G' m1 T* J7 o& V% g5 DA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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9 q; X$ l `* ~# W: o0 wThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.' I; z1 ^% h# N; _. Z
' X+ J' b T8 I6 d' K# dThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.! q3 P4 P$ d5 }% N
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.5 b" Y- U" E9 c
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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! R! |* I# a: { VTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!" S) K+ o4 X+ z5 K, }5 J
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Are You Really Sure?9 u1 J' R7 {& R0 M/ c
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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: T& }0 F! @1 K* `6 g( JOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."3 I: k1 Z8 |. U8 t: \$ R
3 W/ W k5 d$ d& ?Blonde Sky Divers0 R4 Y# h$ y, m+ T, T) b$ b& \7 E. X
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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* {7 x- q8 ] ]2 G- b4 W: wThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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5 e5 b3 g; ~* H1 q" d0 XShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.9 |0 i& }6 t5 q: B+ p
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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