Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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/ r1 i$ G# V* I" s8 BHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

' H/ Q2 R: p$ I- MFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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9 c  R3 y& N2 |. lThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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& }# u' {$ E/ cThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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( p, U* N4 s  k# Y3 ?8 \  ]Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

  r3 R) ?: w! ]/ H/ j5 u0 w; ASure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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. p+ G2 O$ k3 @' }- D7 ^% aThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

0 i7 ^! m' \+ f; F* w% lThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

- q0 @1 E' q" q6 H" [, _( c9 I; DAre You Really Sure?
, \+ t( k3 G0 @6 s$ E3 h3 nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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& [* ^" K9 V7 r9 E: k: b) O2 m3 f0 rOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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; x) p; I: p  j2 PBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

( n/ b+ G4 P% [# F) L. TThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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0 C! ]) G; Z& L9 wShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

7 c: W% @' m# f" n8 q( K2 j8 a. `! RThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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