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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident" d3 a: M8 T6 j) q" i" L3 W
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.% j; l. V6 T# z+ T
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.- `2 |' b6 ?$ R$ E& O! {

$ j: P  Z: R5 `He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle., J2 l$ p  y5 {/ p+ u/ H  C
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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, a, T5 G1 O2 o+ aThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.3 `' {6 F$ S& y7 y2 o: J
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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! {- g: g! t0 h0 pLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.; p( P" ?9 A. m
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.& g5 F- p% o+ p  H9 a% i3 S% g% f* z
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"9 S; T' B$ ~0 Q# Y

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"8 U. v" ]2 z7 R( \
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 T* n3 \( z- ~: q
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% E/ D4 k8 F4 j9 g
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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8 W% a& t3 A* {* T/ j, CSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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) S3 p0 B1 U0 E. PTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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& Z% F) N" M! P9 u, A" YThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"  k4 V( p8 F9 t% |* s6 |

8 Z1 w5 B9 h9 M2 ]" }) [# y9 I* ?' sThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
/ k5 E6 I, ]6 B+ S* V/ z  lA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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8 G$ B) \4 k! r# q0 _: WIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.", q- F; X; d2 z$ ~9 |! S

1 x- L' L$ k9 A; WOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.": a9 y1 c( w5 \3 y# @7 {

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0 h+ H- A( t9 qA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.+ k  G7 @3 r% p) j1 V8 L: L% y* {
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.* E( r' A- `/ L5 [# \4 ]

+ h0 t7 K3 B/ i! m" ?She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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- ~/ c/ Q) t2 M; v! u) \' ZThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"9 d/ c7 k5 Y/ ~$ ^' Z+ [9 G
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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