Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
* M$ H8 t- Y: K1 E: E0 x( V7 sOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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9 Y9 ]; l1 Y! `& F% [$ N/ _9 KThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

1 k0 J% n" C3 O; THe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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3 ~$ N5 s0 y) [2 [Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

' v% I( k, U' r, D% l2 EThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
8 L7 i" C  c  I  vTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, G4 g+ }# p8 u. iThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

* @6 C5 b" X$ o7 r$ G* T% v6 ESure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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  |( n) p& F7 F% B; HTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

' B; `5 H% x9 \# q8 s! M; O; FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

# B% v5 L* x9 y8 A0 OIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

3 G# p0 u: g0 ]) NThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

8 p& ]9 ?/ L, aBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

, @5 L- x/ l9 zThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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6 N' P* R% o2 K; a( i* A, uShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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