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Blonde Car Accident
% v$ _- E7 r6 f) f( XOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! t/ y5 F0 m# k! Y1 v, ?
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) e8 O" u8 c; `+ y) M# A- u+ h/ v
: y1 ^ N0 ~ QFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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* Y7 X6 Y5 O: w: jThe blonde started laughing.
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. @' }& b7 J" v- e0 j7 x& j5 vThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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. Q' Z! z% S. gThis time the blonde laughed even harder.& Y2 w1 D6 c2 A* C3 r5 i: k
7 R$ P/ ^+ d6 Y k6 |Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.; G! ?& s2 h# k4 Z, f2 X
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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: p0 P& ?. d- W! }2 Z8 A: GThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"4 r8 O2 q( U- }2 C' r, s# B. L
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Rowing Your Boat9 x% m- Y/ r3 K) T+ U. o8 a9 {) V
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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7 s! d* R4 E& Y$ _ rThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!": w& @; T7 p/ E$ j
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That U4 b7 v, f# O; L* f
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.2 S; V2 g8 J% D) A; i e2 M8 d
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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& J+ {! r6 ]" y4 S& E( AThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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4 t6 N: h* j$ E8 L2 gFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.: N2 o! Z% V5 }7 A
/ T& p0 z6 r2 o) G! {To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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* z$ W/ U7 j+ V" WThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"* D! L+ o; ?% C. M% k$ g' E+ _
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?9 e1 e7 |% }* l
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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9 k$ Y. Q) p4 P iOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" e( ^+ ? e4 U# k; L/ ]
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 ~6 }7 w: z- E8 X
! i8 Z, b9 A- {9 ]5 Q1 ?" xBlonde Sky Divers/ ~7 ^( N# q/ |
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.6 V$ n+ ]% K5 u% c4 y* M
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?") H! }" I- G: b& w6 ]! ~2 w- \' K
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