Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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0 ~- R$ V4 n( s% w* c/ x/ N& OThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

3 V6 Y( n/ M: a) G$ d) `4 y7 JFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

6 ?" {0 r0 {! p0 L+ VThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
) V9 D) {" S9 P& D% XTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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7 S; c" v  `# K+ LThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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6 i: W6 ?5 ?3 W. c: [. s( lTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

, i% y* b1 _# H( s1 OI Want to Buy That
& T+ f- N. r  ?" eA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

3 M* J+ R$ r/ d. xThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

  e" J4 p0 q5 p! `  b0 @% J7 ^The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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9 E: g5 K  W$ v; A8 ~2 c, |Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

% N/ ?! m  I% ]% A! x. u; \The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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1 y: v* S; f3 f! c8 WThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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2 p) x" {( Y; K3 j! d4 x1 H) a9 y3 UAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ l4 }; X5 Z) T$ bIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

& `. ?5 o( E( n5 s3 P" D2 DThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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( t& U/ p7 u* V, Y/ UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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1 ~& m* ~% a! n$ P+ l) U; ?: y9 jShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

: o6 {1 M" C9 }$ z4 d8 HThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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