Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
1 G: a6 b0 \/ Q. F; JOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

7 ?: ]6 `, v# ?% ~+ N! cFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

( I# ?* z# O; t& F+ XThe blonde started laughing.

% m4 `/ @# g) B( ?; L0 C# q& \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

) P8 I, s) {1 h3 h7 F) y4 {This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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( D6 [. x2 W' n& t8 Z# T/ M6 o; HLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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5 e5 H9 \2 p! x  wThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

3 R( f. `7 G8 {% _The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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/ R! a5 U& N! }# R9 TRowing Your Boat
& u+ j$ ?) l0 D3 t9 ~8 K! J- v: ITwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

6 b/ R6 n1 j  O7 tThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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6 z; \6 K. i8 Z" [To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

* p8 m7 H* [4 N  c, \1 O2 r  i/ K; NThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

5 G" N- j6 M' T4 f2 I# ?9 jThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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5 R% k  N" ]$ ]4 jSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

/ V1 h" i3 @. @- o* M9 Q4 gThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

- T3 A- |& E6 [* b& S# X% zThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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- B; d4 l. \' d" y* f# mAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

: ]" d) y- J9 y4 s4 lIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

- C& f$ C" r/ j6 ?$ r% h/ I* K* YOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

% v2 r  u: ]& f: P, D9 b0 gThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

9 X/ j0 `. u0 J/ FThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

6 e7 |8 u. ]* |/ l/ x7 C$ n5 z1 B[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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