Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
* I* E! v3 |4 H" I4 Q  nOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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( @9 a/ S7 B' v. X- D1 SFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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, a! Y: b& {. fThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

* y4 y# A# R, l+ vThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

/ S% |) E8 V. S9 }6 X- T$ m" LThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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" \5 b- K# f+ h  Y  mThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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) l) }. D$ m0 u5 z* d% g, ZTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
. b& o7 Y0 ]6 G7 h, J0 v, }6 B5 A& g% NA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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; V1 t. G* X7 [& P* B+ v0 G+ I3 aThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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, ^. o, X: X0 h/ wFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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' v( O# L, a' j9 {9 l* O; LTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

! o9 `2 b9 F$ |/ oThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

, }7 w& x$ o3 qThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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4 @2 C/ j& H4 b9 ZIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& e* m: b, _2 l* g7 P' \She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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6 c1 S" R! g3 IThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

# k( Z+ F" T4 k5 F[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

山翁