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Blonde Car Accident) `* N3 A" ^5 h: {/ s* R6 Y
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.3 U3 m0 a* a; \ q
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! c7 [ k0 D3 L
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle." H8 O# `4 N3 U
1 N1 I W2 Y; zFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.+ B" J2 x2 d3 Y# C& D1 [
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The blonde started laughing.: Z1 `# Z) y3 ?: s) { J4 B2 H* r
- _7 C6 C8 R5 d) N& PThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.# m: w4 d+ L; G: d/ W
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.5 ~3 N9 [+ G( }0 E) A0 V1 g
! q: @; W, Q, b2 e* |# d2 E# CThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.* m* h0 m# ~% @2 `
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat( f/ b1 L3 u2 x
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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7 I k0 x7 Z; |2 uThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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6 s- P' P R" Q5 p) q2 B; B- BTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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- v; r) d- c+ m3 d8 F3 QI Want to Buy That
: b* V1 A: o7 f6 d, g; o' hA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.3 M- B' B6 P# M) W+ b5 O
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.4 |5 R! v+ n) \- J7 C: L! }
0 T; E& G: J& y8 D6 UFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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0 E% `( ?) W3 |1 w$ i9 }4 bSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. {3 I) k' X. R" \6 g6 C; d/ ]5 E
3 i$ b5 R& _) t+ x8 Q& `0 wTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.. O9 }! P; `4 }5 h9 V5 N
! L' I0 V! |2 d- G" ]0 Z1 `& V* yThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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+ T) m1 B* b$ `; _/ IThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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8 P$ u, @2 `5 ]5 M# m# WAre You Really Sure?) `9 q- M( S% A% [
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"6 U1 e, S6 T1 r. R' L' @
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."6 f# g6 b3 K0 C" }
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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4 t# `/ z& x* sThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers! j5 e/ b" R Q+ l
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.. ~. c( W, J; ^. i- g0 I- `/ F
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.' e1 o% N, C4 T) A) }
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.0 r# w/ y* W0 ^6 c1 T4 `/ Z
9 Q9 |9 t3 @/ f& hThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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