Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
% M# G, U5 e# |- L4 uOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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0 @& b0 O! h' w( U3 L/ ~The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

' I! @( u+ `3 m+ ?3 Q2 eHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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, {/ l: T* Q" j7 ]5 N) |6 B1 KFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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7 G7 H- q6 U8 G1 oThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

3 t5 K. n) Q% }Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

4 S8 V5 p' e4 f$ ^The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

* w- R! o8 Q! ~Rowing Your Boat
+ i, n5 o4 X% Y; t6 i. {Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

2 Y2 C& _5 G3 |The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

6 D1 o4 X- z, cThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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5 j1 P7 H- R( F% K/ NThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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3 G# O5 O  [8 n; u7 aTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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( @. p3 s9 h- H7 j, MThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
& \. c, t# r8 W8 YA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

, H" c6 D8 [6 z; R9 f3 ^8 aIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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8 k6 g* ^" M' m  \8 `7 y/ JOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

! i) q' |$ C, i& B8 E: t! SBlonde Sky Divers
6 D9 {7 |+ d" Q+ QA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

& p6 x7 o. d6 y7 \4 lThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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3 \/ o/ B2 S3 V* p( a' o' kShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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, J$ `* q4 N9 }The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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3 [* @( T4 D2 O[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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