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Blonde Car Accident
0 D: B& E1 M7 U# G! `- U1 }One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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" Y6 u6 O/ _/ f VThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.0 Q; S8 f$ ~( Z6 I' `1 O9 Q8 P5 ~
/ q; P& \: F! D7 jHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.1 |0 C0 r' `0 A
$ \' e* h5 T. Q2 rFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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" k& \+ u& x, A1 Y8 {9 U- A3 R2 AThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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# z5 q0 ?" W" J) k$ z6 [+ ^Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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( L/ W5 M; s. a$ s+ B8 |5 a0 m* MThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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4 ^8 D8 Z7 q: Y, QRowing Your Boat# Y2 x3 t7 `- s; ?9 f% x
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"( A6 o9 y( T3 y7 u7 [4 E
5 \. x3 `3 P4 h# tTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."7 R0 K6 R/ c1 a" y" p; W
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I Want to Buy That' E* X: H# b7 L$ G* x) \% _$ S
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.8 L* }& q1 A: `) ~: ] d
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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" B/ A5 ?$ P' [. k* M$ w8 d/ fSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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: } b7 H2 I* x2 |To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.2 H" J" _9 H4 u3 Q5 ^; e% |2 a
& C8 w- ]4 j: F$ X: XThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"0 v. S7 @3 t/ y A3 @* B4 `
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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9 u7 v+ @8 P% e3 t% AAre You Really Sure?
5 m' m/ p5 P5 @# s6 |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"( U! r; c' @; f/ |9 t8 G
0 W, ^, `: s% B- O8 BIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?". {- z% W9 U) a3 h& g$ h
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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+ h/ {% t# X+ W5 ~/ f, U, b1 iBlonde Sky Divers
) { o; o0 Y/ F5 _; X ^2 H( bA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.# I- }' l7 X" x$ \& Z
( |9 G& T& b( P( B1 XThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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