Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
$ M% p3 P* t2 S9 v8 QOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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6 L+ K1 l. L- P3 q" a; Z3 sThe blonde started laughing.
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8 v/ s  C9 M2 {; o* K/ X4 o1 k1 LThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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8 x6 ]8 G4 R! F+ @To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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- t/ Q& p# Q1 c2 \: GThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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3 p7 b* D8 }% g+ w2 J: ZThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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6 i' f0 Z0 Q1 i# |8 u2 ~8 bFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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0 K# g' C3 f" P2 ySure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

6 R- p! F1 e3 N$ ^To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

, b( j4 n. @0 d, ~  C4 y/ K" q6 lThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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! Q8 p7 d4 P- j' q- t  \Are You Really Sure?
) u- T1 ~" Q/ j$ t' g2 P$ A' tA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

! k; `7 v$ y1 f. M# U. [In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& I/ s3 K8 P, a" v- L3 @+ N' NThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
$ s+ S- r5 `7 T; D: YA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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7 z) h" R+ H( O$ T# n9 c[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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