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Blonde Car Accident/ _0 L4 p6 R' Q8 @1 m
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.) T8 w5 x) Z1 m% P3 l
( g4 N" i$ p) r/ n3 s- NThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.1 N8 a K& R9 P$ z. |
T/ B: v- b8 z VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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8 F }+ x" V+ ^) e1 SThe blonde started laughing.( C# V3 H& L+ \) _0 m3 ? ~
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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5 K! _% @ z: O& v) H& M z) oThis time the blonde laughed even harder.; r1 y- M' l+ n* @6 v5 y( I, W
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.$ F. @) T6 Q" K( Y' B
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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% L1 { I- ^/ L k' F( Z5 OThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
# G& ^" H0 _, X. S& qTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.- c$ R% E% L2 Y# K7 l- e% x4 g# Z
; z2 i+ u. x; JThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"& D' E' _5 Q8 M; O# [5 o
5 k) p* }! T, x5 ETo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
, O1 _# @, n a5 RA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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9 q9 @2 h8 c( u/ m( Q/ JThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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0 t! b6 R! ~% r7 J% Y( T* G D: HThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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2 @- U, z K G" z' }Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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& L0 C% h8 _- \# a& e7 `5 H/ g3 Q7 [Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"; U- r% H0 K& O5 U* q% {5 `
! L. X$ Q) `" K+ Y! N) y0 lThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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; |# J( E2 R- \0 NAre You Really Sure?
; }4 R5 Q& w/ p$ V1 R" |& V6 RA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"( K6 A- L& a1 @3 ~! ]4 V
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."2 N0 G) D& ~/ W/ S
~! \& d- k! ~0 v. fOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.") O0 t9 S& a& y ?# m) o& |5 a
) f6 A' d& b2 G+ |" `! YBlonde Sky Divers
& a6 k! V$ _. H* @2 R! nA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.: X$ [! ]3 K7 c8 N
0 S7 ~' ?' ]! _7 X* C4 }" s' RThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.; M. ^7 w+ a. T5 v$ v
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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