Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
% }3 e# L% H5 [5 ?3 ]/ xOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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0 J; p+ C4 p) XThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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8 f; l* F  u/ n' _4 [9 _6 `- ZHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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* Y, E% v" K* `8 N8 ~Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

* M. ]9 H$ n* }/ UThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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( x3 P7 ?- U" G" ?8 j: L4 yThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

) f7 ^* e& M8 o6 yThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

& Y3 @9 y+ I- j: \! r) Y  v$ y% ~  R* nThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
" k7 @7 G4 o. }. |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
: p( q5 i) a9 U) RA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

0 X6 o, C' `4 N3 a: pThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

' ^  \7 h7 m, m( l: H* D, `Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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  o' Y  p, s$ wSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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) H* `/ c* g/ @To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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- R  @) I4 q( F0 v% H# OThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

/ r0 Y0 t* H- y9 v) z5 h0 gThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

8 x$ s  E; i. _( {  T* R% UAre You Really Sure?
. l3 t, a6 C; \0 IA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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) W  R1 w- a* @; H0 Z% NOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

9 L( I8 b6 t$ Y  i& ?8 A6 kThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
$ a6 F. {7 c# r7 p7 i& N2 sA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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% ]  }9 K2 V9 }0 IShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

$ z% i+ G& u6 \The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

1 ]* C* t3 W! |: l[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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