Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

1 Z$ R4 G7 u0 \) `$ gThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

3 f& n2 f+ l2 T/ L3 C6 jThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

  N& \8 R) |) g4 w& w6 Q- xThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
& ]! Q7 _+ ]+ S! wTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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* m# ~2 C- p5 EThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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# w( X# y2 H- L  y$ E" _4 hTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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! o  |: h* j" Q' Q' B8 b$ wI Want to Buy That
5 m7 \8 k# l! R: Y+ i4 aA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

; U3 y9 W4 P9 C' G' ?The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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) e! @! t8 r% h) u! y2 pFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

$ Z2 P6 [  Q* Y% ^4 Y2 }, Q' c+ zSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

4 O- o! e& J% T2 ]6 }- v9 wIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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% `* v$ ~. t5 C' I0 oThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

. V0 U( R1 ^6 S( y7 y6 h+ n( S5 t/ QBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

# s* |) ]( A) z# G+ L4 F2 z) N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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