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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident5 G% ^( S. E: L4 H( ~. I+ m
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.% i# B, ?2 c  j0 D2 C

0 }! M* |7 _! G# XThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.2 }# I1 X' k8 d; m9 I% @3 l

1 E0 i/ Y) b# mHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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: v+ o9 _2 j% l( m# _" C( sThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% M& h9 T  ~7 J* ~  p. O

5 x0 _& H$ b( V6 p7 R6 U: \+ f0 zThis time the blonde laughed even harder.- e3 E2 N6 ?& `$ g7 ~

7 p3 y' Z0 Y- I+ wLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.& O0 H1 q5 b: j$ H" C) }
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.; |( |- @6 q3 S
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 a) I3 o/ G1 A9 p7 Q- I0 Q

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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. ]4 i5 ]* }' m' xThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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3 O2 ]8 A3 j, l% o( A' v* E& oTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."% a5 s, t! o( |- O0 M& {* h8 H5 A  r

! @5 q7 a0 S3 c8 k- h* HI Want to Buy That
$ |9 W- X  _: bA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 g7 m; v, [" x) S' R4 u
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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1 i9 |8 P* w" y3 M' \* Z9 o6 CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.* X) n* B0 \- @& Z+ I& K1 X$ f8 k
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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  T& l! e1 O1 M, d4 p! l  k  ]To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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2 L+ r; |- `) m; oThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
* P3 o) ]; M. pA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"- t0 M* }7 `1 z/ ~$ W' w
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."; Y5 f9 `( i" w& k6 o
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Blonde Sky Divers0 ]- S, a- r0 T: O9 n4 `
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.& q+ T4 l. R! E5 n. r* N$ _
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.0 ?, \4 I* ]; v% _' p+ }

2 W  S# ?( y& [  q0 }( z- ?  F, pShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.$ T( u8 }9 F7 b' P7 ?$ ]3 K

) B4 h) x0 M; ^- DThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"0 N6 Q' G; s; v7 b
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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