Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

% }% F& e" Q; M. B6 _/ pThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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$ l+ l: r5 x5 \& w6 H9 l: GHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

( v: `: X% J& Q, \  I  }- t9 WFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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7 p  V8 I" b4 l8 \, ]0 CThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

; e1 H- T3 v  g) Z. FLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
3 d, N5 {* E+ x; F/ nTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

  \# C, o3 o5 h# JI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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1 Y! e5 h, p! p7 X7 ~) }! n8 }- `The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

$ h& |9 v4 ]/ b1 Y, FFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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, {$ y  Z9 Y; n& sSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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5 f% Z6 b- Y& ITo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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% B5 I5 N+ Q! O2 oThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

  x  d5 W9 N- Z# y5 N3 I' \, pThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

- S9 U/ N' _- s) L& KAre You Really Sure?
+ a# [$ ]  K1 h5 W! A& nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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" V0 J1 o! P" GIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

6 l$ t- [- }+ e% H2 a* _* N5 CThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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# B* ?, B1 w: ^4 ^( TBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

* t) B9 @) U; a2 B: [6 p. WThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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# J  n+ \( |" m* l. G+ fShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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' J/ z9 w, q6 e5 G  {The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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