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Blonde Car Accident
- `; Q$ K* d9 U# b9 h" B. a0 E8 ZOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.) y5 |9 ^. T/ h, B7 H! U
& M5 N8 u8 }6 ?7 N0 n: YHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.. r9 \! g0 a1 k7 q3 q/ A. z
! S3 |" w% \, D8 h% LFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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& b" g7 d3 p* w# ~9 zThe blonde started laughing.0 J* |6 J7 i, P
. W7 f: j9 X, @7 F% GThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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4 c& N V- Y$ s, y- g/ q' LThis time the blonde laughed even harder.$ g, A0 z3 a* O
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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( l! P# w9 g7 g; P8 Z9 ~/ fThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. H0 D, m/ P+ ], l( r; y4 S
+ U' b: ]6 W% E3 l* i% s @The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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/ Q& r- z( b: L2 J* u' N7 z$ ?Rowing Your Boat/ A3 ]+ M, F$ J2 a) o2 k( u6 G
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 P l6 \( d" ]2 m& p
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"$ Z' G0 q! o+ x% J
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."/ B4 V/ [; J( i @8 T
4 b% j6 e4 i7 V5 JI Want to Buy That
/ W% a' D( S' m3 j' {; ~& c- oA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 _5 x( l2 @8 L8 I% }! u
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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3 r4 @$ X& ~2 Z: A& m$ tFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.! C5 E% {4 T4 H
! I2 q; Q- l/ U8 |1 x+ u0 @/ aSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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1 @, [$ c% C3 I- H5 @& a; W5 FTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.+ F! H# U3 M2 _# o0 R8 |+ x2 v( m
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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6 b$ H( n r/ [" W" g+ zThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
7 | g; j6 B: k# r8 {% i: e. qA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"" D' D2 W% C6 s
% {; L( _6 \9 G2 e" pIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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$ k4 E6 h6 w- M. }& c: }6 c0 gBlonde Sky Divers; ]( V+ s, E7 q6 S+ h1 t' O
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 F9 A4 m. j# B4 b
) L' T7 g2 O$ A" wThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.' ?& b$ ]9 Q* V& x# A
7 ?( Z& x& W+ l' c+ Y. LShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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0 V( R6 c9 g0 m( a% k" @1 _[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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