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Blonde Car Accident. m W2 r/ O) F+ L
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.4 J' d3 r0 L% h, r* u) b& j
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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: _5 n% o/ ^' ?2 |8 ^: g0 dHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( [4 v3 m' p% v5 |! I
' {5 l- M( g$ r* d: zFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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, \9 s+ b9 r3 |. }8 v, ~3 PThe blonde started laughing.5 A, M& X7 M$ M5 ^8 }/ |$ B
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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2 X. U3 W* Y: @* W @9 E( @Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.. Z4 a' G5 W5 N8 w$ `5 Q! w
% N7 L2 G' r$ ?2 RThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat8 i1 t* N* P1 z5 k5 k0 P2 D, [
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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1 u0 ^0 O% m9 n7 t& Y, P7 GThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!". s9 {9 Q2 e# D! N$ J9 o7 i- |* d
* p. E9 T) w% t& f( [To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That) h! r1 O7 T# T* ^
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.; Z( Z3 i% e5 |% q j2 A$ K1 z
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.& Q. {9 K+ w( f$ f- O- s! \
3 W$ _& `) N JThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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( R! u! w$ b. @" EFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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. v5 ]6 O+ @, n# XTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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. M# @ [3 j: c4 N. K* BThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"/ j0 T& Q; |+ q
u+ W$ R! s r# R: I6 V7 |6 Z4 T. K2 [; jThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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# R7 Z `8 l! T( i! H; b) B0 d8 J( nAre You Really Sure?2 m* g+ L+ h: z% E J5 k
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"5 ~5 ?) I e$ o" j0 }
# `8 g" g! ]7 P% z) aIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"9 f, ]# T% M6 c- R2 W
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."% e! L9 F5 {/ j3 \. o, f: ?) a6 }! {
! Z, h7 D! D; `3 c5 B; {6 mBlonde Sky Divers; M" J# H8 G/ [* R9 y
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.& h* v& ^8 v0 w" x
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) d* T/ o- B5 bThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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