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Blonde Car Accident
f* V9 s4 {: z3 s( A! a( w: jOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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* `6 U% I% Z" s/ E7 {3 }: kThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.5 J1 @1 E5 Y3 u6 }! `
5 g+ o- h( n6 p) Z$ H' ]He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.) @) F7 R* ?8 j8 n$ f
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.# [, r" `; E* z: H; t- z+ G
# S- L2 \+ \/ [1 T! }- e" K5 j, c8 ZThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.0 C1 W: }* c1 J8 | [
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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+ F/ h1 j$ U% k" _0 FLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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! X+ M7 J# G3 _0 _0 X9 \The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat6 w. B4 F9 g6 B; v6 [
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"0 W* k7 B) c; o
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That3 V: v7 l" ?+ v4 o: f) y
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 `$ y6 y) p' R$ v% K7 l+ I4 y
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# t; t- I$ C- p/ D1 {9 m4 B
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( L, n/ l0 \6 i R" M# \
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.0 d/ g0 [! B1 g& Y1 q5 o
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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, _9 i3 K% P* j# cThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"' A, G: C' q" C9 G6 a& y
, `9 T( E' E! V$ P. S. `9 L( I& l# dAre You Really Sure?
& r* V4 W0 c4 y+ {& j/ _A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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4 F; K5 H1 E( u9 F* o. }5 \In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."1 C8 U2 Y$ Y5 n# M$ ^5 O
* H2 g$ p" w- U2 X. BOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"' \$ d! N2 I$ g9 J1 h- h
' r' l4 d/ K# x# MThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers! R" C! e0 W' d' Y7 g
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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9 q+ h9 O% o' Q1 P" W' EThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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# L' [6 Y' {5 h. AShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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$ s- w) b# R4 E3 c' s9 k' l) jThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"2 ~6 o- g* y: ?
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