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Blonde Car Accident+ R) H9 B4 M' x
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.: l! `9 M. l$ T% A# z# S1 o
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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3 P% J3 d* f6 C$ {. O) ^He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.1 d& e7 |2 K9 B% j
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.) w+ n% `' \+ T. r2 X
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The blonde started laughing.
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9 _( O6 s u J$ M( x+ s. GThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.5 |4 K0 V) D" I" L8 {( W6 f5 l
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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0 v& }9 d* o) y" _3 |& ~0 V( W6 SLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.0 d& J& \# z$ V, p3 Y8 f4 a
: D# y/ M) G& A7 Z6 m6 iThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.0 ?/ q2 |* e9 V5 Z7 l
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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4 J1 J; P7 h1 V- f3 g. h& ERowing Your Boat
4 k4 z7 `9 Z' R" u% UTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.) T' H! S2 g2 M) Q1 L( {- I
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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7 B6 X5 }( i1 p3 FTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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4 k0 H$ H. k6 W; p( sA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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8 x) |9 _1 S) D) S& [1 I+ u3 f# BThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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/ ?, C2 {6 C" y* R4 U& m5 [# Q$ QThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.; H+ W- _0 z1 c6 V7 h# a9 j
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.. m2 k" @$ y% A* q: T0 m
8 b/ i0 E$ K0 B: b$ g) QSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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; e7 V0 }& M- K( p; O% L; V. yThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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4 Y# E6 p& w2 ?- J; R+ k9 GThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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1 @/ Q; V" C" Y$ ]$ C yAre You Really Sure?
) a" l; F/ l9 D1 {1 BA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" m- {3 u9 ]7 ]. m* @$ p, a0 U
) Q+ F* ?* l2 c# w* F. SThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 P! f4 j1 T; }3 I
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Blonde Sky Divers
1 u+ Q# s7 Y) U" F X8 nA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.2 @1 n% T4 l. m! [
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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8 ~6 H' n0 Y7 J* `' UThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"0 ]; L/ s: K: H, A3 s
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