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Blonde Car Accident
4 Z" O% i# p& i$ ^/ S8 N8 K# c6 [One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.# j8 q: T. M6 ]% d8 k
9 u# o8 | _9 B0 P4 XThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.+ A3 u8 O* J) `3 C4 W
: r5 u+ `4 \$ N& a% B3 QHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.. g! W7 k; T2 X( X% W
9 Z# Q E9 B7 Q4 r% [8 nThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.3 B7 Q. u4 M! _6 M: |6 z& n) ]
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.( I1 k$ |1 {. Y
5 M' \' D5 h, v5 Z# b. I; KThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.( c% }6 _. z0 G# B& e/ d
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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+ b/ A) i- E- {+ [Rowing Your Boat
7 R8 C) I* O0 D# I' rTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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" Q' H4 `, }1 A2 V$ ^I Want to Buy That ?, H, Y0 @( A* c5 [
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.2 B& I+ Y7 Z$ y: A8 R( g. t$ N7 P
( C0 c @5 q7 Z) K6 T+ r2 W( `The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.' J5 `5 d! @! A5 }0 ]9 c# f
- Q3 \9 G3 }/ R, d8 uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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; T8 d& z" H8 z/ TFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.' Y1 a: u. I+ t7 r( l+ _2 @" W, T. a
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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# I: _. H, |! t4 f4 xThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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/ t! L, ?5 I( o X- cThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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7 d( J. @! o' n( w& JAre You Really Sure?6 F8 c- Y5 N6 w C5 {( W7 S
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."4 u& i* z3 }2 b9 y H1 B/ O
' B/ e1 ?: j: V$ ?8 @/ O9 c% Q- yOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"- ?8 ~0 t% L# a4 w/ ^' e1 ^# L
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
% r7 U4 S. J8 H, U, PA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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2 Y' X, Y% | D7 C. g L9 @She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.4 i+ w- e! y+ h% H" }! y4 n# T* x
2 Z! u( V+ q' _! E. ~7 J# `( O sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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