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Blonde Car Accident
- S# }2 ~% V4 E! |8 B9 x9 I( vOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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/ s* C/ f0 n5 K. |( gThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ z6 _; V9 ^5 f/ u% o5 V6 H: p
, D @9 z; `* f2 L- DHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 p* ?# {( E" }# R1 s5 e) n
# ^+ V6 i, @, c0 ^) g' N5 {. z+ j- EFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.0 r6 x: J2 R" f! M/ q
1 k4 @; J3 d6 I. @The blonde started laughing.7 M) [& Q$ X I) g5 U
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.: [6 _8 @2 L( X
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.: L/ M7 N+ E6 m" M+ |
$ {$ _# f& r: f; i8 _" J. yLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car., l) s' _% x- g4 S* Q- v$ J( I
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.+ j3 i, ?, _$ w# q0 t
+ j3 j0 D- R" R7 Z7 VThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
7 q7 C1 L z7 N* U% W! ~Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.. Y, M. K* ?% i" [% q+ F2 ^0 o
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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4 x5 f( B, V2 g3 \5 z i4 U+ }To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."* Z$ c2 `! g: X! R- a! }
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.- [ g8 R7 I% r# L
) @5 _/ o5 s+ a" X F( A9 n) UThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black./ L1 |; `+ T7 o* A( e' L
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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% h' P4 | w }* z- r" JFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time. S! m& D8 W0 O8 M- U
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"8 w# E) R: S8 v' n
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"7 u z2 B1 }. \, G# K- M9 a. l- o
8 `! R' @: A( tAre You Really Sure?
4 w( T1 s# V/ i2 Q8 M! I8 f! T) wA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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: }8 x; I6 L0 zIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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$ {2 k6 c& `4 q$ QThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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* }1 a. `8 k! A. X B* I; m8 @Blonde Sky Divers! B! S! V5 ]" N. m( O4 Y
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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+ Y/ t( o% R) tShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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