Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
2 @: _( O, t. ~, c3 \5 I. bOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

# Y& Q5 @: R. |He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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$ n* E3 V, z' x/ X/ rThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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) u: a! G2 U4 H+ wThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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8 U! K6 M$ Y7 g# y5 SRowing Your Boat
+ e; ~" n+ ^& ]$ z1 O9 x4 hTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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$ b7 ~6 `* W5 aTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
5 D) V2 y5 g+ V3 }8 [2 IA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

# w& X% q, q% W7 Z& m% JThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

4 K0 \4 {3 Q9 T+ t5 D9 vSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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  r$ s3 h5 ?3 a0 Q  S4 c' u$ |To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

/ g9 s/ i/ J. `0 ^/ N! f. p8 X  {The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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- X3 r! c0 B# I; s" B, fOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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6 B$ Y3 |% E' `' wThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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; O7 Q4 _7 z" LShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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