Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
& `9 v; V  I3 h. }One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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5 S0 K  v) m8 q$ i0 m) {. i. wThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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; V9 p& o; j2 q# ?7 d+ bHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

0 B3 K" a. Q3 }7 M3 ^: \% \Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

8 q- t4 f" A; b" D$ j& j" nThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

$ z$ h9 \: e+ rThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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7 B3 O# M9 s1 S' X1 a( bThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

0 P6 e& C2 M9 o0 @' e5 T( o+ bTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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7 }' i1 {! q4 p2 yI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

! N3 [/ ]( a: w$ A/ MThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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9 {0 r4 e' ^2 \5 Y1 ~, VThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

! {: P% c6 p1 S( cFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

" l* d" R9 a( gThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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8 d' [' j/ J( L6 h6 |! N2 yAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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3 L2 P6 F9 I+ a% o7 K6 |& V$ gIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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: @9 d+ m. o+ p0 M. I% pThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
  D; R' h" ?1 ^' F( pA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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