Blonde Jokes

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Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

! _3 a! _  o+ r4 FThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

2 D$ W* G4 |! q' C6 E9 IHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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3 s( o" }5 V+ x3 L  RThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

6 i9 ~; k3 m- FThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

# P0 P, _" L# P2 g, ^Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

! j. D) w& d$ }, ]/ [The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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9 v9 @( {0 |. Q. [The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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3 Y  s7 v7 ?9 k' Y8 q* F# _7 MTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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) n- \7 b9 j* @" N0 BThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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- {' r. t5 [7 P7 z  f; ZFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

7 ?: K4 c: `, P7 tTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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. t5 S9 D$ N# z- f& bThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

. }# s* \$ I( @% U3 y8 A6 S5 l2 bThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

- l* F+ x) n8 o5 w( ]  J# y7 uIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

1 S8 g- j* z) `7 i9 qThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
2 ^, R+ b; f3 \% a5 e$ PA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

6 W' g4 }* J! J. ^( c7 b8 MThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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; E, y0 Z1 O, O5 N. dShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

8 ~+ ?, k0 x- R$ z. G* j, h5 B% eThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

9 n0 j+ ?# z9 ]  I4 \* [: p; ][ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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