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Blonde Car Accident. Y( d6 G0 v* a, Z0 ^. o) j9 w G
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.6 y& x4 N/ J, p! h, d/ x
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car." |3 j( \0 ~/ A* r( _
' Y2 P5 n( D0 Y) T* ?. {He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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* s& y/ T; c4 A1 I* t3 nFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; H# |. l) Q7 X2 K* NThe blonde started laughing.5 A% J* C# @- F& H( @
0 f* ?) F. s) W, ^2 IThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.; Q# A$ O& g# V3 |$ }. j7 `
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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) M. I4 f/ C3 P( O# lThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
0 E O% P! w) `+ ~$ oTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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+ Z/ a! O; Z6 W& O, l5 ?The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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& h( r7 x2 M' |I Want to Buy That
g: s ~8 U# l; G8 [A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 g2 x& t5 j% p8 V k6 m
) c( q0 o* b7 H* x. F/ Q6 VThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.2 y7 z! F3 S' E8 _
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.8 }+ L& H9 y9 B, ^: C& }# W
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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5 ]8 c. Y; X5 @% U' [/ `To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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2 r0 l7 B4 d% D5 R' m' F5 JThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"0 d2 `+ G% l- h2 ?" `
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"4 {$ |2 \. `& F' g# J- E _" {# A
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Are You Really Sure?4 `# k6 ?! y/ o. B; I4 ]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."1 C6 ], R; I9 X- P+ X/ e
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, V6 s" O; B9 O" nThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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! ]! }9 W0 y' V+ {A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 H2 O; Q3 M& `
$ u0 R, `% f. t$ |* bThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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( f- z T. F1 p* z( b" P7 NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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