Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
0 N! T9 x' n" J9 _0 |# ?: Z4 j, k6 mOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

* K% i$ C2 x5 f7 e, I& [2 \Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

$ v0 o1 l- }. G; x! x+ aThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

( W3 i; ^4 b2 AThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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9 x7 l- b  C; N  S  ?The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
, n- F* R2 v) UTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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8 F1 n7 C( S: oA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

  w/ p( p" n+ A; G. V, T% o/ uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

% J' X3 W" O& `$ t1 IThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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' O- x5 @  K5 B4 `2 j) Q* L' cSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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' o+ r% b* D  V2 J. E3 rThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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$ }+ j3 T1 }4 e4 tThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

; o/ n4 {! n! A& zAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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2 ?( X( r' T- V1 `; yOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

" _" Y1 i. L* P! u8 m" l' pThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

1 P) V4 {! s6 ~3 Q" MShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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! q% N. M9 D9 b* O+ `The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

( e7 Y5 D/ Q" X[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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