Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
0 M$ q0 O# ]2 h3 i  Z0 f6 IOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

# W1 U0 B* ~# j: K- U8 WThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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8 g* q8 J; D% T, rHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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2 r. D1 w! R3 ~4 {/ b# r4 OThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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6 W& w) v% x+ z+ pThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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  @6 I2 f0 o, ]( A1 U6 d1 JThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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- `% E2 L) v$ K6 L$ ZTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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9 D0 [+ |% S7 s' M1 NThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

' @( Y* J% x1 `- F8 g! NFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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6 _) [# _' J& ?9 |3 F; E3 @* A: t% e8 zSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

9 E9 G+ [/ L1 C# PTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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0 e2 m  _* ^3 {2 Y# e( {The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

, ~3 t: r  M; K& e" v8 L5 x2 dBlonde Sky Divers
" c1 B. x2 |$ U: I4 r+ `7 Y. @A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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