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Blonde Car Accident
0 R) R) }8 ^6 h4 |One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.) T& g5 x# @# I" K5 B$ [1 e
B& E6 [/ J- G7 DThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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- t# D0 W; J, y2 Z# CHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 L, A( l A# Z1 {1 R- j" W. o
) k9 H" l& w/ Z. b' hFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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3 P6 A: p; h5 l) B$ N" `The blonde started laughing.. s! \# {: i5 g) T* ?7 Z, l% I2 O
% V7 h" C7 D/ L8 E# qThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.* [- o; F9 F$ v8 B+ Q5 p# t E
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.2 C- g* V8 [2 Y& d0 E! w; q/ g
9 l! s- {3 `( N7 |- w* v O6 Z$ A" YThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"$ A z3 { E( \0 k
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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; b" H k, M% V# b! ?$ H8 S3 F! j/ KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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! ~3 J+ q! X6 e; E' Z; x' STo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.". r" e6 e2 P. I$ m; `% Q- P
7 g2 t2 B2 e$ }$ M" GI Want to Buy That3 ?7 E+ A" r6 k+ ]9 h' Q: U% T( E2 v
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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! o2 r. N$ V4 m0 |; r/ KThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.! }+ d7 Y/ `2 h8 d m2 \ P& S
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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; i. w2 C0 O. A+ i! D$ ?7 NFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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9 A p0 Q& S$ o0 X6 VSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"5 ?, d+ p/ m, g; v
8 Y; L8 E! o: T/ h" S+ GAre You Really Sure?
. P! ^# T+ \. H4 k) yA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"- X& N# k' R% @7 Q: C. J
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."8 K% U7 p' _ _5 I: r: G0 l
. d H4 W( k" }; j& S+ DOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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0 X" k0 _7 R8 IThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."; y$ Y& j# ^6 s" o5 V2 N
8 G3 `& P3 G! L6 {Blonde Sky Divers
1 y# g1 D, d' \) i$ J* ^3 i" }A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.7 J# @) D8 t4 X, u
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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