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Blonde Car Accident0 ~8 I- J, j/ C6 a" C% B; X* s
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.- y( v8 s' T# d' f, D
- B# ]. I, X4 L* {- OHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.* c# n' _7 |+ ]/ g ?
1 k1 r. G) W# r0 ?4 |% N' MThe blonde started laughing." m0 k3 Q, ?. f& i( [$ Z/ i+ B; ^
, }, ]% f* D8 [+ U6 TThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.1 @2 c8 i- p; J# Y
, w% D* N/ {- [3 S9 y( h2 UThis time the blonde laughed even harder.5 x0 O" _7 O" w
: {& U {" M: [6 j9 q$ |Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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/ H& \3 s. |- [" ^- ?% d7 J' C1 IThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny. J" E' v& U3 q
; N* K% ~! A. R, L4 Q7 XThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"7 O4 }4 l( Z Q5 j2 w0 E( Z
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Rowing Your Boat
/ R, h2 @) L8 R+ Y: B4 CTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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, k5 `$ O# h5 @ L( bThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That3 a( i; e/ p' _( x$ g, {
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.; H' K0 M/ N% J' _2 X! c$ r% W
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.) X. G. s& N3 e, {3 ?/ b
! L$ y" x% B! a) U6 v4 MFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.# Q/ ?9 o' Q; C0 L
. t5 {+ g+ q0 o& X: G. |+ Z( LSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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3 H2 I( [: n3 h+ P; CTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes./ {: u! W! I) ]- w- i2 B- V
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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; T- O5 K/ |/ p& q& G ^The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?( @: \, h4 Z9 b
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"0 k, i, q$ J- K1 H+ r0 t* @ g
! j5 T% K, e8 k G0 EIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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% q7 I- I) A, q& H7 U6 ]Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.") m8 X, H8 Q5 X" o2 e( O
3 y/ ]2 x: Z) s) p% {% WBlonde Sky Divers% x4 s: A) a) Q3 t7 W2 N( e$ j) a
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) D7 S7 v9 ^* m9 g
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. d- J( A5 v& e: s7 e
5 `( C5 e- \, _' ?; ZThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"$ x7 W- F4 @! c7 n7 {& @
7 Z1 o+ ] U* L6 G" N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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