Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
2 z, T2 j4 J5 H7 V6 yOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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: I5 E, e( Z% j) U& P) tHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

/ v( E9 U* {$ gFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

' X5 t+ k, `5 D  p, qThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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- q: R2 M# C4 A- `8 `$ I  fLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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5 F+ X! K0 T7 i! d  _The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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) a6 J% w+ U2 s( F. @7 S& rThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

8 N  `: Q6 ]) GRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

* w( }+ j8 J% C4 W1 B0 KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

& Z; Y( G  [9 \% n8 ^To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

5 P& i. `9 w: Z* A+ OI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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6 [, K0 M4 _4 q7 o7 G! SThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

" S' b1 P4 S$ I) xThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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- V# z6 u0 U' ]The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

- {; [1 p' B, UAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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( n3 {% j' A& t/ q& O7 R7 o" sOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

$ a# U& x" G% l5 qThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

5 H( U; W. H  F9 FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

: |* ~; `' X( q9 v: t9 c. {The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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: O4 J* F; e6 l# @2 W[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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