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Blonde Car Accident
, U$ w v z3 LOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck." q) B$ k e( k3 V; `4 B3 N
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! o# F. W2 y4 k
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.' X' z5 E, N3 H( n
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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+ n5 ^7 V. u- d0 XThe blonde started laughing.
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+ z3 V0 Q; O0 U: j$ i( yThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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' P( R' _. ]' B+ LThis time the blonde laughed even harder.6 f1 l' s- p( E! f/ M# Q
! A# Y8 _7 D5 o W# z5 o& l3 F; BLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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| r9 @9 T+ G( @) |4 k% N+ mThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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- N& {5 q0 e& U% l' E; y, HThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"9 z: B; \8 y" g7 r$ r8 l0 E
; P( K! x& }) T2 K7 K4 |0 uRowing Your Boat
\* Z2 Q$ E2 JTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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' L% Q& ~ J+ ]; m$ J3 MThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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* ]( T# s$ c2 VTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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5 l0 @( ]' h7 g/ z1 N# `I Want to Buy That# Z6 \! v2 }) p
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.2 A+ l( C/ _1 ^, [
. |' q, P* O! C- _The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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7 p9 c n9 F8 K3 O$ nFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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! z7 V9 g1 A( a) PSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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. h: o# X, |; {7 wThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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7 P" r- u6 ]& ?" T) M1 m L) aAre You Really Sure?* H/ N) Z; r8 }6 f: _
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"' O/ I* b( u4 s$ I$ |
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
5 g6 S/ F: C+ e% J! G, zA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.3 y2 \; a' l8 H- N
) i& F" e, c+ b" Z4 B' g4 V0 P5 pShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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