Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

& O$ B) u6 P% m7 @% c1 LFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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) g& `* f3 L3 o  ]7 Q8 I* SThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

  k) Q8 y" x* E4 NThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

& R3 \$ n$ c) e+ B- x  n/ z% S5 y' NRowing Your Boat
: t8 H9 [7 i' ^* w; S* D$ s- pTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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: t& v% a! r6 b5 \' t  MTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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2 N/ W7 B. t8 ~( j7 rThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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7 i/ X: ^7 _3 J8 m2 r( HThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
7 ~8 c4 \3 @# L2 y, l6 OA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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7 q, Y+ O& R0 B1 i+ kIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

2 g8 N# Y6 S4 EOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

! W" D8 U& Q0 g5 F, EBlonde Sky Divers
/ [& t# \& V4 @$ D- fA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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4 J( {( |# C3 e( dThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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2 y8 @# f7 V; }' x& hThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

$ A, }* a7 l- y[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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