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Blonde Car Accident- {6 U3 Z/ Y- w
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 M/ k5 K7 I& o( \5 P: M# C
5 F( G" v' @8 t* s" J dThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.7 O$ M( w4 q; p# L/ X+ d
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.6 u$ {) C2 L+ A2 f4 ?
$ [' |8 N# H2 pFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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# W7 \5 ?" N5 r0 h% l0 QThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.& h! p9 F7 z* r8 J" g( G
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.1 c; J- [! Z) }4 d
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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. ^; ?) J+ I' J6 n( @- JThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"/ c/ f' W8 |7 F& X. k+ L4 Z
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Rowing Your Boat" O; G8 @# Y0 e/ o5 n& Y
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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& P$ X% _1 Z6 D( g( e9 PThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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# @4 ` }6 {. wTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That: F( K- \& s! r) `8 U* g
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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+ e: ~& d Q& j. t5 p1 UThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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7 j6 g; j3 p& {9 G; N, QFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.9 D& U/ V$ @5 ]9 h
4 l) e3 M5 {0 E5 h- U$ bTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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7 \! h; W2 l6 G, ]" z" `Are You Really Sure?
# e. G* B' U. U3 S; tA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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7 h, e& r7 V4 o+ k7 G) {7 J* ~/ nOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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9 G$ f+ y$ p: [9 ^! e# C3 Z/ [The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- }) p0 C7 q) Z; P" L. a% s8 ?
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Blonde Sky Divers: `8 l. f) L5 E R
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.% t9 Q K+ x# x# ?) S
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.' s- J0 \& y7 {/ ]" ]/ I& r. h1 w+ E
* }3 P2 ~& @; Q3 u& dShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing." A# C9 b# N/ g; O
% D3 A( |3 ^9 ~The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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