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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
, K3 O1 a8 I2 c! D* [One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.. ?1 T0 u" U" V$ A6 k
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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  C; `2 t, Y0 n4 xFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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" Y2 u5 z# s2 a- |/ z0 Z6 {1 a5 P! AThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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- r& r& m6 s$ ~  a+ ^5 a6 PThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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" z. O0 V. h* _. SLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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" u$ Q. {" [9 k! d) V2 tTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat./ w& J) n4 O4 q* J/ O
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!", s) B% Z0 b7 v. Z$ J

% K6 z; j: Y0 `9 f  e: CTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."! P/ \7 Q$ o, q# D# }
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I Want to Buy That1 ], m- r+ ?+ W9 Y" ]
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.# n% P& g, t, i4 e) E% d; H
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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7 I5 ?  j0 d0 {2 O7 m) KThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% O6 I$ e, e: ^* N7 @; \" |
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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- H" C1 Q6 f# X8 ?Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.1 p' ~0 Y3 ]$ J( c( T# q
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.# ~/ k$ ~! Y+ h* f

; R' a, k4 l# M8 f/ @1 A, AThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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1 ?5 Z; @* q3 Y, \" p, @7 P' G- G7 {/ MThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!": }8 T/ G4 f; F* [  h+ f! P

$ N2 M9 [0 U4 u7 n/ ?9 zAre You Really Sure?9 W: d. W2 E' R1 h$ E! S
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"8 z4 |' s! P, p- A) b

' e8 y/ t* \1 d! fIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."/ `, {! F% n% Z4 w# ^) ?3 x
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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& Y6 v1 z/ N+ zThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
3 H! W8 L! L6 g# N! I' }- n) ^: yA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.; E0 w% s7 l$ U" Z8 V' w

& D; `  |1 o: m, TThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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, W3 L. i% _+ n  `4 E& w[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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