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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.7 K5 H( I- v8 @  I& I* o0 _
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.3 W4 v& r, L( Y, l8 V3 L

& U9 V( T% |7 b  ^) M- P+ RThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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% c; P1 S6 c2 a3 m* v% l  G) {This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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8 n. W" ~4 A5 u1 _3 k* Z, |The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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7 O: O1 P$ y% a& I: L$ \The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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7 y! w4 w9 z+ f! U' O' }Rowing Your Boat
# ?$ n5 V$ `1 lTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"! ]: j# ?; j+ ]5 y

7 a- Y; b3 R& A" V/ ^' ~9 jTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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2 B) f0 o: n1 C) V9 N  h: {" b* z7 eI Want to Buy That- z! R. k; v4 W, Q# L: y
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.- e# v% Z& q. c6 Z
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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0 M0 w" @6 t. H; X3 p. c0 I7 SThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes." p  R/ |4 O1 [) G
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.( n4 n( |: _9 `* {+ U

& f; [* P" \) `/ cSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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$ h0 k% w( }: }  {& N9 `0 J( STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes., r( K2 u, Y3 T8 e% o

& K" ?( B0 G: K9 D9 }( FThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"2 r- w, Y6 s. l5 w% t$ p7 {

' ]! F7 h* `, a# q) xThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?* @: j* \4 q! b+ A
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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! o: N. H2 t% }. @In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"/ u1 _8 l& l3 [1 q2 y0 u1 a
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."+ V; b/ Y* J" p
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Blonde Sky Divers0 q* c+ m" K! A) x& |: B' \
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.: j! D7 H( ~* x; a6 l

6 X1 S) L4 K6 lShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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2 Y6 \( }, @- j# f* t0 e6 nThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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