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Blonde Car Accident# j0 z+ N+ B9 x# ^: `& W* U9 K" B1 G; J
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.* G4 n; M h+ H1 j
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.$ u5 P: P0 w/ \( D4 b1 m' S
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.' f+ Z9 @" H# S
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.; r- O6 k5 {" P5 H$ v m6 J
3 j3 v: a' R7 K. q zThis time the blonde laughed even harder.4 c: u1 t5 e2 K" Q+ I5 m; [& g
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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0 @. m3 x9 m W8 ?/ b' dThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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# W! z: f; Z7 |" j. XRowing Your Boat" ?3 y: `7 K) v3 f, }& J+ z# Z
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.0 n( t/ @1 Y( D: i6 X- U$ ~
) K( K* i6 s' L X7 u: D9 KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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6 b* `. i0 p0 J8 w; fI Want to Buy That" h) n; S2 ~, h9 |* l5 T8 q
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.( R7 n6 d/ I0 b" X
" T8 {- x% \, c# z5 h2 x: eThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.3 W3 N Z% D* L: {- i
" A' v5 b2 L& ?% Q& N- wThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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) n1 P, x! }0 p0 [$ ?8 PFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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; Q5 Z9 Y$ S0 T6 lSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.- [4 o) \; |' ^- X1 e0 i
& w+ r0 W6 ]! c1 BThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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1 a1 Y& F: t- h2 m7 g+ aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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; e0 B% p: ~2 M7 |6 v/ Q' AAre You Really Sure?
. v% [- W9 C" M) H3 p3 o# W5 AA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?") ]* B: S0 j4 n! V5 l% d
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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# M, }& e; Q. N% |8 ~- ?, p& FThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.": X/ Y+ ~+ n" F7 f% [8 N, v
% {$ \: ^9 j7 r; MBlonde Sky Divers3 M; g6 z+ W) y* z4 g
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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& D& _; V8 `5 O3 uThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.: k0 B3 H& I2 o7 d, P
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.. A$ h7 h3 e* I0 S+ s x% n( E/ d
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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