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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
2 P. @; s1 R; r0 \$ z( q! TOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.- p, V, L; _( H9 U, n5 `
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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1 j2 L- v$ ?; I; q8 y6 _He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.$ ^, w3 L5 m- ]3 t' L! i* L
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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0 Y9 Z) F; c" W$ [Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.4 V( I% v; Z* f+ N( c5 I
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat7 v' b8 r( g9 i  c  d5 q
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.+ z) g$ N9 S; o; j

: w! g7 u! I  ], L$ W* A! t# ]- CThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!": R9 P4 D! R+ [$ Y0 _

+ N/ h2 x5 o# R) v% k. @' T6 ZTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( H' \1 S0 a9 @3 v7 f0 t) M

3 g- f) u4 K& u. }5 Z9 o. G  tI Want to Buy That
0 ^6 N+ W0 d' w0 P  Q% k4 aA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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1 G- Y9 Q* i! K7 `" H, RThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"# H# T* I, v7 K; e8 z9 ^

! E9 v  l" n* N/ [) G2 w+ J( SAre You Really Sure?
4 _# k8 G! V8 J% e) SA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"5 d& Y% [: `* C6 n1 D+ c
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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. s; n: K5 M! G2 e$ T  b8 kOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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* h4 {$ n9 V; z0 M7 lBlonde Sky Divers
) x6 S7 h( q/ @  Y  b" p- U; aA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 A2 t) L( l7 x

$ w; H" Y( P* ?! R5 ~+ @The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"' V  U" r( @; p- k

8 j9 ]) D$ B, Q! }: L( X% N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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