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Blonde Car Accident
! T+ R0 b- [1 IOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.7 |5 y: P( W: R, L" Q
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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+ e' L6 W3 U$ J* `0 j& ]He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.; Q5 x, B* T, N8 E' R! c
( g! S7 {! t4 v5 j) |/ y# nFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.5 \" d+ W3 I8 q: p: b* M6 x
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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2 I; @' O1 M5 W0 U/ ^1 IThis time the blonde laughed even harder.% Y9 q! H3 d# l% I0 o: {
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.- R4 m% H+ ]9 x) o6 G
+ q- v8 F) ]' a- g5 ~. e. @( {9 iThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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! m9 j3 C C, b, L0 o0 JThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat- Q3 L- l* h$ r0 r# L8 ?
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 Q. n V4 K7 O& @ R
1 n% P* Q5 |7 G2 \2 s, r9 h9 oThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
& L1 A+ L$ y$ E# S6 f% C* C! y7 |, cA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.2 V* K$ u0 n x$ J! h7 p: P' l
' y, E! C: o# Z- b. }; oThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.$ f G$ q# z/ @" N7 a- G: D
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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# b) `: }2 C M9 c U. w% d1 VFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.4 B! i1 n1 V3 n9 o! I
/ e: J% @3 d+ [) {1 ] @To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.9 j' i8 l# t# @3 ?! I1 p/ A
4 L, W5 [: _( w2 n9 f lThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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6 Y1 Q7 Z# t5 I7 aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"8 [0 ^' M+ o) R
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Are You Really Sure?
' u+ {) X# [1 j. a# Q* xA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" B( W' B; ?2 K, |; w" K- P
# P' N- H+ }; ]* ^9 R' Y/ [In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."; b: R4 i* k% W
: O' \% e& c. T( ZOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" _! ^: H. B% E, L) i. k' f, W
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
% V% W+ B3 V* Z, }A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.9 k0 d1 i c; M6 _3 q' y {- H- }4 S
9 E, X& n! w7 t6 ?+ T: o7 zShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.+ b4 c& w' N! L, [, n6 q& x: m
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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