Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
' `9 B  R, _. I. e+ BOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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9 f/ {  O/ W. i& o$ g+ CThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

  e/ V' r4 s" F: H; x; L! ^Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

2 O& K2 ~2 v' MThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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* k2 p  w, G$ fThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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( C5 Y1 d$ r' s7 q- }& t8 s8 P9 iThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
6 c; x+ g. f! ]# h) |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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* @# f0 t. r+ c* vTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

$ P7 _7 M; w; }( g' `$ Z4 FI Want to Buy That
( f! J: v% T; I1 ~* q  {: JA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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5 o. R; }( m# {, b8 HThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

2 E: [  Q& B, r/ ]7 mSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

. }5 l+ _4 _! Q# rTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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" H/ j( ~# _' }; y* }6 uThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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3 m4 y! L" p+ M2 a" |" l( p: e; ]9 dThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

, Q7 Z' `+ Y) ~3 uAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

/ h$ {0 @# L: r: I, f% J* C$ ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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; m* N' p( p5 V, dThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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0 x) r# ]) x8 xBlonde Sky Divers
9 Y: J8 D* Q; Y! M2 k  _* \A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

1 Z) V5 P$ [( rThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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% Y, B. v, \* I2 L[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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