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Blonde Car Accident
3 e: ^, z, t1 T6 A( mOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck., K D2 i0 {) J! e& Y6 z' p1 k
% K1 A! O( |- D; W" ^6 I& ^The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.9 Z3 F4 x- X& i& `7 E5 N
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.7 f& S! j" Q$ f$ @% ?
7 h6 M0 J K# `4 C! P& i' hFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.% q, P/ T3 T) E: T
" c1 q* z4 Z3 M/ s8 c+ P7 XThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.$ ^! Y5 }8 P% H; R. ]
% ^+ l" _; N* A" B2 vThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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' F( o5 g& j f' lLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.# G" ~! o: u- B7 r0 e
4 q6 ?4 q2 t/ a9 \ {- K# \1 PThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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. h* g7 b5 m' a+ |The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"2 p. Z3 K% X% \+ _" ~' t
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Rowing Your Boat5 _$ f! w7 e/ o8 v
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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# u8 S$ L0 |; u! R; g- hThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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' \' H0 A) D' G( tA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner./ W. F- N7 W1 K1 b: J0 a" B
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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* W# b" \, \6 Y2 m5 b2 ]& OFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.5 G7 v% S) p7 n- Y* V
* Q' l1 v3 l A0 w/ ?+ ^Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.3 y: B2 D& @+ B
2 P) u! W4 u4 n6 E* N4 uTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.' e9 d4 B% w; f( t2 J7 ~' A) t
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"6 R- q& m" }, N+ B* v- O C# a& Q2 h
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"2 P7 x& @, _- h* V% x
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Are You Really Sure?1 o1 T' J$ I3 I: Q9 M$ T
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"4 n2 e7 t9 c- T6 \; p1 ]: v
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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9 ^7 i6 j3 D. K; [7 U% [Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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! n a* G) d3 h* m' n0 R2 pThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
* O* p& t0 y4 P+ t/ B( ~1 `3 P. bA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.0 n1 p$ g( f6 l! D- ^ g
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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4 w; H" g5 n, j1 C6 xThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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