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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident$ X: M* D: M( o' ?3 R
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.' W5 K" I8 j/ m4 W
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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1 Q+ x: l+ p2 n, I# l( u, XThe blonde started laughing.0 E- `( }4 C" {" Y$ d
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.& D8 _$ L; L! ]7 ~! O& A, a! i
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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* v! v/ X# w( r/ K3 q( ILivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.) H( g  V8 p: `% n2 S! ^( Z: i
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.; f6 f9 m9 r* W! [, I! @

- j" _, v# P# W9 X5 n2 s# c$ dThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"6 M  s5 h6 ^/ d9 j* X: `
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Rowing Your Boat" H7 C- r, w  m. ]9 e
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.8 b# E& O+ w6 S! X; m* u5 M8 t
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"' g4 v( [. r9 b7 o% z0 V, W) ]/ T, H
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."( ?: O% F! U# A$ p' F( M  m
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I Want to Buy That+ B$ D$ Q0 v1 F5 \  |" `9 s* H
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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' ]1 Z( ]& |5 w, V1 }The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.; n1 w3 [, |3 O0 }  s1 t

2 P0 E( U6 R# _% z1 y* K3 ZThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.6 Y) A1 }- b/ h, M! s9 p5 N9 ^( d

; ^) y8 b, _' r/ V7 g, KFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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! i2 W! N9 c. v" J* q6 B, ~Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time., h) P) V/ a( b+ E

( ~% c8 j+ S7 ^. GTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"7 o, j) w3 p/ `
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"  H% y, H+ Y4 e/ L
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Are You Really Sure?
: J; s0 h8 n. o1 u9 r6 I, h3 w9 @7 fA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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8 X" b' ~1 c( Y/ mIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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" T) q, r! s/ r, Q. k. ~; rOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"3 j! u+ I5 l1 w) p) p5 S3 R! P( P8 j+ d
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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6 F/ c; X! d9 S2 bBlonde Sky Divers
' i. p! Q* P; n! _  k8 @A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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4 d' R; {' H1 T: s% z1 hShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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# F0 p- A/ P9 S1 gThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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