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Blonde Car Accident
7 c7 C9 x* A- [3 dOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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) F9 f% {( J: k" r) G0 _) EHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.* o! c. w+ z" u8 b( m7 S* e# E
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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- d6 v F+ P2 R& h8 q) JRowing Your Boat
5 \7 z: X/ N8 |. q. tTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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4 ^0 s% L, |9 G: x1 ]) {The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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* e' ?8 y$ i# `$ B3 f! \9 XTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That$ }" _% w2 y' e4 f# r
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 H1 B6 @# E% `* q" S' `
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.# x: V$ e, v/ R/ D
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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% C7 w& F- j2 C/ \To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.0 J+ s& P8 @: P
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"6 y; H) W2 u9 ? j1 }
8 _. I, y% k+ n* S+ i4 ]' V" D. AThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; [- j% Q! K/ |! F, @- ^" h6 p
5 t! P7 ]0 }+ c: j. e+ ]Are You Really Sure?
- M* H: z) O" V8 n9 V/ i, UA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ w5 k6 T; w/ f4 R, @3 [In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."% z& t+ s N2 @$ R. n2 ]" c
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."6 G; R/ }5 a" D9 B# Y# H
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Blonde Sky Divers
9 Y# H& K. U. T3 ?, X& g+ I$ jA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.; v8 ?7 J7 o6 B" P
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"! Z3 z: C" W p( z$ E
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