Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
8 N; z4 V  I# w$ h0 ~# Z* D" pOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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' D  ~2 L6 B  V2 sThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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+ A/ B8 d4 G8 [# rHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

: K, `1 S4 a4 G3 C% g6 E/ UFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

1 u& Y& D0 L. hThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

7 Z7 y: m$ D& E( T2 AThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
5 m# t& R4 ]" k! G0 i6 x* E- NTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

2 N; J) a, r6 UI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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6 S# q$ L: S; E1 @/ y* f7 bThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

; l8 i7 K9 b/ j" }3 AFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

. Z" t& J$ G* ^- ^# i, oSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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% n$ G! y1 }8 p  k, L% u- @" \9 Y8 [7 l9 OThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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$ N( }! @& Z$ @% qAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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6 K% Y8 V1 m% a2 C; ]In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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' L- h# ~7 C) J+ L% B! B3 I# _The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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8 p6 J2 t$ E/ \+ G0 G: mBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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2 ^; K- l- n, T$ fThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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- Z  m4 {% _+ A% u3 D/ m2 b" CShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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