Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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- `+ m& _/ f  M, B; _5 kThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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/ Z# L3 y) T' E/ E. s+ y! y. NFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

: e0 W. ~+ [. C9 W" P- |The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

& Z7 }, |4 F- iTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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+ L2 d% c7 Q) s8 ~The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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+ B* q1 Q' b+ b! i- n* cTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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9 u1 C9 t- j/ v) qAre You Really Sure?
; R% K+ d6 |+ s+ aA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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, N% @- b1 I4 l3 w. @/ G6 C' k3 SIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

# p) _6 V. m; o, B  T3 pOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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- g$ d$ Y, @# O! {2 H" Q  v2 ?: |The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
3 ]2 v& ?% \, VA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

( t7 Z. E: b. H. i% x3 z) iThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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1 m& a2 h. |9 {The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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6 @! W, L3 W. t5 \[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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