Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
9 D* v  F8 F5 g# Q2 ^One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

/ g4 J: E0 h3 R, ~, L: G/ OThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

( b, n, A) L0 f, Z% s6 @He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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% V- B: q2 A; ?+ C; \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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: R' z- Z' w$ D* f; m) C' ^This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

; ~9 @& }/ L' H% y* M$ eThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

' |" ~, K1 F3 W' X, R6 ?The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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$ i5 p* D5 z+ g+ q% M: |Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

) n' Q: D$ V3 B  ^6 LThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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+ r6 n7 z* l" E+ S' C4 L9 B9 `0 RFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

, l0 g+ W' M4 l& d1 d7 CSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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" R' ?3 e1 g$ N& i4 IThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

; N- p6 ~) |) I; WOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

" m- R) _* U' a8 sThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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! i) n' l  H/ f' F[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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