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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident! T% \* J. p$ {: L5 u
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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2 H- n- P9 J( }$ }, y6 FThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car." }; b( o9 u' |  U" }7 A, n
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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  T. A6 W7 G3 v9 g) P. n5 dFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; z! g$ m5 s1 B& l! _The blonde started laughing., l* G  m( ]. b4 A/ M
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.! t5 {( r! s  Z5 V& ?: o
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.& |8 n  D0 S( ]) U+ s# S/ q

# t( N+ b$ d& a5 PLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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4 `5 Q" L! s' l- I8 ~1 ^The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.& Z; K4 A; X( ]/ l- _: i
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat5 r' Y$ `  @* i5 ^) W' Z
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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+ x" m; S/ S! @( y9 dThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"+ G. J6 u5 P+ K5 c% D/ g

- |+ S- i/ j, _' XTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.". m+ j3 o0 x1 A  v
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I Want to Buy That4 [( ?) Q% L9 H( a
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.8 O. h- x5 K' N
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black." Y$ G# F8 l5 Z$ y9 P
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.8 J' N, G+ g. f- s& M  X( |
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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# u1 ^  _" Q0 b3 h- p; U1 c. }Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.$ b" V+ O: T* q5 g8 G7 w

/ c% @" x6 q5 v5 y+ pTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.; x7 M6 q0 o+ X2 m* L, v* B2 i
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"5 k' [' V1 A( D' z) x
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?% \% K; \' G1 P+ z, ^3 B
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?". S+ l. ?) h3 F! I- u

: |$ F+ h) Z- o3 b7 R6 n  V, GIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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5 u6 D: E3 ]+ o; Y1 _Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"* \: ~& ]- S! i% D, t# Q/ @2 K

. `) }: x+ }7 n$ a5 v% I" iThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers  V+ t7 ~( l1 j, [! n/ _
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.2 A" ?! I* M) N0 n* f7 z+ y

: U3 R! [- e2 ]The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.6 Q( e9 C6 J6 j, k! i5 R
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.4 [2 m6 Q) B: ?1 y- M# I  E& ?

* i" C+ h/ u  ]* Z% YThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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