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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
' a6 ^+ S5 R1 ?0 B6 YOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.: D* e) F. G! ]

  s( |# |, t8 k+ }" N3 w- D  zFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires., }( f. g4 m- n

( A* J3 U! n3 Z# j- CThe blonde started laughing.( |( q" m/ H7 G# z

$ W8 n4 w! U% Q4 A& Z. e8 Y) B/ \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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4 q9 ^# H2 p7 f- \This time the blonde laughed even harder.! K# U% q/ O7 Q6 x' A; ~* t! O
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.5 @5 B0 N& J4 C9 _
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"9 y- i, N4 f$ H* h3 O! q( R5 Z
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Rowing Your Boat$ B8 w. Q, v+ x% K/ l8 I
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat., o6 ]& F3 k3 J1 T; z( ^
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"/ |* @' c5 Y% b2 k3 C, R+ N
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.". y! y  E& t  l8 V4 Z: b8 y

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 x. g$ R) A: W* J- W
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.9 b/ q5 V4 J! o4 A5 X2 K8 Y

: b0 U. h0 m- j: Z3 r9 CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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0 F7 b" @9 e0 [: ]+ [Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.5 I: p- Z: q, S  T

% ^2 `1 @' }# {+ O# Y  ^# KSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.. R/ ^4 Y9 f1 R' N6 ^
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes./ N1 z3 |) x7 f4 t3 [0 K

5 v! z$ {' s9 ^0 y% aThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"( x4 T: m) ?* k6 T; ]9 ^: G( K

- X6 I9 [+ a/ c" dThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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$ n3 C6 Z1 n2 x8 y) {2 @Are You Really Sure?) u' p. r1 M+ D) O
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"+ E& l& Y2 A& E, c- M, K7 |# z+ z
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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' d0 W0 l" o. h# `Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"! ]5 G# g* N: J2 H

* f4 a" V" i- RThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
, ]+ f- v, l% A4 w* `A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.7 H5 I9 h+ X8 B5 D8 S
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"' B9 N' \0 q8 R/ @, s" f7 K

5 ^' t9 A0 U9 k[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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