Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

' _& T; }' G# v- ^( NHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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; K  f/ p- a# ]9 e" WFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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) G! R1 t, P: |* \+ GThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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  u2 A% T! _2 N/ E; ^Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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; Y# ?5 p2 Y0 N5 h6 s7 E( L6 zThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

; x, Z- v- c4 m+ IThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
2 F7 q4 e+ C7 A3 S: A  f) h) a6 AA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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4 e2 B. G/ @+ `4 N/ JThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

1 w6 p1 m8 D# [$ k) SThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

4 A' t+ E2 `! W/ UTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

& u. t8 h4 S/ @  [* Z" fThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

  |; s; w) t3 x! r. ]0 A3 k* w; w8 u: COur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

* ~  `; w  @6 D' M  J" J# c% cThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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' F" R* D1 z. `) J+ Z6 b) JThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

' l  {5 _1 m- t: Z& S' N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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