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Blonde Car Accident
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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4 G, r# Y' \. L9 C( A( R" YHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.! K6 T0 K5 z8 r# H8 h+ H& G5 \
( S$ K2 I$ @6 ?& w w VThe blonde started laughing., M9 `/ |* T+ n3 e( Y' k& E
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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' m: I$ {( t, z; C" hThis time the blonde laughed even harder.# u; `/ {/ R$ C6 O
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.+ D) ~1 W: D6 F! O
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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- u7 `% K; D; ]9 Z sThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!". n* m8 Z/ @ i5 T+ _7 M2 D
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!", ^' d: A: ?$ ^7 c' |" g
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 ~$ F- U6 ~$ s5 w* p- _ w! }
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.! L* M Y+ T- b& q& ]! C" ?
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.0 _8 p8 ^9 T% Z+ _ t
! n& j* I* y2 c/ J# a; z' m/ r0 wTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes. }/ Q. c& J3 Q# O7 n
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"0 S0 s9 r) w0 t1 q
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."; R2 f. U8 x( g# y0 R, @" g
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
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# V) p8 }2 A3 f3 HThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.) W, r, f' M; b# K
5 J# h. T6 N6 y, c& _" FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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6 @' B+ _2 p9 r8 D% C. X+ x6 WThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"$ F) P+ c8 Z' }0 C6 s
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