Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
0 F/ t* e- Z: T0 V' dOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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: ?  H2 _: M( RThe blonde started laughing.
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/ |6 M0 N6 c; u0 _6 ?This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

' n' G" ~6 `7 b( k6 ^This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
" c8 S9 e+ g$ G# ~Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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  {3 T! B) V) K& X" c3 H2 uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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% |3 C; I6 \5 @$ z2 ^8 j* hTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

# Y. {8 J5 U1 G! {* OThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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/ g( N% W$ z4 l7 I" UThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

; x. C# o3 T. r- |& LAre You Really Sure?
4 j& F# g. V2 \5 ^A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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3 x$ O& I! K1 M% T" y$ E6 I- RThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
$ ~+ ~' |3 r; o3 MA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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: \, r* s# g, }% t! U; WThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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" k. L" V' i0 w# jShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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/ w# W8 W: }0 R$ p1 N" n  gThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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: z3 X( x. G  {; f5 F  M) M2 F[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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