Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

, h4 R" \. F, }" z  nFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

5 C6 l; |7 ]: K/ }6 @& Y' ?, zThe blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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$ j, P3 m* @3 c" V0 L1 xThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

& r$ q% l+ t$ v! U* kThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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0 B1 T& b, z/ U  r! ]6 aI Want to Buy That
2 x- B% M" E. b( A& f2 uA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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# A4 H  Z' d5 ?' p8 ~, dThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

* R. M  y1 B; K; ~The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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6 G1 R% m: ]+ Y" P  GFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

, B, n7 h! y' @8 |' r8 b7 ]To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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( b$ ?/ P  @/ `9 y! v. FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

$ I( H( n% `. \" d1 sAre You Really Sure?
4 A4 @4 x& J: H; BA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

! k! J9 p/ s. P3 uIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

2 D1 y, y0 b7 n" o! h3 X9 }The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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7 p( ?' ~( }( `( K& k9 d7 YThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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