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Blonde Car Accident
2 z, T2 j4 J5 H7 V6 yOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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: I5 E, e( Z% j) U& P) tHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.( Y, o, d7 M, [5 z/ i, |4 f! H0 [
/ v( E9 U* {$ gFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.( @! ~2 ?( [, }0 T
' X5 t+ k, `5 D p, qThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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- q: R2 M# C4 A- `8 `$ I fLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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5 F+ X! K0 T7 i! d _The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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) a6 J% w+ U2 s( F. @7 S& rThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"4 I' f; f0 t- K, M$ k( ]( Z
8 N `: Q6 ]) GRowing Your Boat7 D+ Q! F. B5 S) E2 `9 V5 a
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.4 r% p f+ o( E/ c* c' j
* w( }+ j8 J% C4 W1 B0 KThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 g( b7 ^( n" L
& Z; Y( G [9 \% n8 ^To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."8 @9 \. ~8 e) E8 i F# W+ E
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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6 [, K0 M4 _4 q7 o7 G! SThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.+ z. I+ g+ A( Y) k5 m, X
" S' b1 P4 S$ I) xThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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- V# z6 u0 U' ]The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"* E: U1 U: m3 f! c( k6 x f2 _
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?". D# X+ [! K+ y$ Y
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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( n3 {% j' A& t/ q& O7 R7 o" sOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"+ t1 A' W2 c2 t6 a5 p6 c
$ a# U& x" G% l5 qThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers; B+ v0 `3 q$ ~5 z
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving., p& \7 L1 Q' L3 k# Z' k
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.8 H5 r( S4 J9 p* I6 s5 M6 j
5 H( U; W. H F9 FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.3 p: f# F7 s6 w1 s
: |* ~; `' X( q9 v: t9 c. {The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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: O4 J* F; e6 l# @2 W[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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