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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
. l. w2 g5 d4 T" {& a6 ^0 U5 y7 ZOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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9 [* t4 c- H+ V6 ?- E+ ?: mThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.7 O" B' T9 Y" `

* I) t. h3 Q+ y* s- J' q' VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.0 `0 p- k9 g- R% p+ [7 Z7 s

" ^& L  s0 |- [* b1 h- RFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires., L( e! v* ~' T& z  o9 C8 _+ d

' C# n% Y: N' J- N) z- B1 VThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield./ z) C4 L5 Q. O) g2 T
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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4 a. v( i9 |) W# a: p) e# x0 BLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.2 G* J4 P( Y( h9 g$ F/ x' Z& Q
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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- a, {! w# {# _5 gThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"3 B* W8 z& Q) b5 @

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4 J0 z. {# Y# }& ~+ A" `& A) M  BTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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/ y" L9 K" B- u. E7 W0 z) T, QThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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7 c' e- V( g) R' ]+ C5 w. ]To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."/ n/ X& f" X+ X& S; ~) Y4 |

  L' V, f- J; y0 ]$ c2 I) fI Want to Buy That
/ o" e& c9 p( E2 ^5 Q/ VA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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% b0 _/ Q6 v( |3 GThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.1 {/ N/ g2 F* b. o- O/ g

5 x4 w6 g  w3 ]' c* bThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.$ C; ?3 |1 Z7 m- W$ S

. V* U8 {/ B8 x) E8 qFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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( D1 b& i0 N! J* r9 [0 I! U1 uSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.& q* J% {$ r9 Q0 Q. l

0 n; D6 m4 n. ?$ S# z" e8 qThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"$ w" b0 E, b5 F$ j5 ^
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"! h  q# |0 M2 A
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."2 f' {! F: B! R( T' w: O7 x- d
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."6 L" S$ O0 [- D: n! p' C7 R* E
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.# a4 f7 _; X7 b

/ j/ G- @/ g3 @& t8 l  MThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.# u% s5 I# t& f: w  D3 N

  m. h' P! N( {& t+ B2 fShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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