Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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$ z& q6 Y! }6 @He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

+ r9 J6 q* [6 x  }6 @+ E* pFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

  ^- Z+ K* M" ^( F) _& _! _The blonde started laughing.

- J/ t) W* \% UThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

+ e1 F3 x2 U  ~+ r# j& T% w. ]Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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$ F5 ^/ p) Z" F6 K0 [1 FRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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( ]( f, b+ A" pThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

. [- ~) M, c3 I1 Q* Y) O5 T$ Y2 qTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

1 F$ g, Z! p& D7 y- j9 jI Want to Buy That
7 T, ?0 F% A  v8 AA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

9 e8 P% p; c& E* G: r2 K3 P2 e! PFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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/ E# T4 b% i5 V' n) XThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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$ c5 ]7 r+ Y: U7 m1 OIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

2 h' K$ a! V5 K; o1 W5 c1 gOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

9 `5 y+ r* T2 t0 `5 \Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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6 w- H: ?& j* ]+ UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

" E, Q2 |8 q  b$ oShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

9 i7 s7 o9 U8 kThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

0 I! @( o; K3 ]) f3 P) a4 A[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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