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Blonde Car Accident
) s: k$ K" b* u( mOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.: H0 O+ e$ G& e8 e) a) R+ A' {, {7 F
0 ?7 a9 `, E* I$ g0 zThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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/ R% B/ E5 W& ] Q$ L0 p0 n) eHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.3 j7 v$ e; [8 D% ~. `, f
: a8 H: i; [, j9 O, W4 z+ \4 gThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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. P. J8 v9 q' A: w! |1 VThis time the blonde laughed even harder.7 N1 B X3 O/ e; s2 {6 q9 {) t6 @
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car./ P+ R; K* I- ~9 Z
7 ]/ h( T/ }% l% DThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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' }9 k$ q2 p y$ AThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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" J- J/ @4 _* D+ u' C2 uRowing Your Boat
8 @0 M9 o$ v5 y0 O, u( W( M- t6 NTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.8 n) o& z# W' }3 n( x2 ?" s
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" @! h' X$ l+ F0 W+ ~/ S
2 i3 ]) s C# ^ |To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
3 A# n, K; E, L6 `& }A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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( G W- ~& h% o# Y2 O3 z) AThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.0 Z$ M3 z0 r0 j
- P2 M9 ~. C+ [The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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3 \3 ?9 A$ a- w9 H9 B1 Y2 L, P o2 TThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
{! ~: _$ ]; @0 J( LA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ x: V; R# Z+ c: z i: Q$ XIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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0 f2 n6 e4 U/ \Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"# b6 ~( V" j7 f! G
3 q" d2 n5 E+ B3 s; O, iThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."- @" B# Q$ l i
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1 W3 i+ A& L }5 l) v ?& F, nA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.+ P7 t- l, H* e, O- [
+ h. z: e. b. M: ^The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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& k2 J! j; \' P" h$ U+ yShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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