Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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; b; f* i8 P' dHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

; r5 h7 W! e3 e; q3 mFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

. H- ^, A  q7 F! F$ ^% g2 PThe blonde started laughing.
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' g% `, h7 m; ~3 L* h1 dThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

. \; e9 {1 B. F9 sThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

: [8 M: W1 |3 uLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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6 `* W0 G$ J4 i7 n4 @The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

. o! c) \2 y; _' |' u1 UTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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  L$ V7 _! a' G/ t& Q. OI Want to Buy That
- [6 ?1 r+ y3 A% S. T% t; ?$ M. CA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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% E' {$ G  S7 _: IThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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( T; k1 h$ P6 m2 S' y  FThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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( D* }1 Y$ F4 Z' m! C$ s, L" R. ]Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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4 B8 o# J0 ]; y  |0 c8 \. _8 hSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
- P# M1 x& ]) Q- nA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
6 w- z) o% Q. r0 r7 o* iA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

( N6 C. i  Q# z) k3 dShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

3 b2 }, @0 h* ]The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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