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Blonde Car Accident
" b+ e9 ]3 C+ m$ v7 a' c9 uOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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. ?2 S! L" z* X% ]6 {: PThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.) C# d$ S% ^. N" c X, F6 s
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.5 P0 J6 q" \% @3 X7 G- l$ P( X1 @
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires. B( W2 H$ k# _6 ` ?' R: G; W
* }1 ~. g9 L# P: M; Z5 |' NThe blonde started laughing. E9 ~! Z7 d; ^+ @* A8 G* U1 k
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% b0 `) L7 X) a& e$ z: w
/ Q/ a1 p% R5 C1 AThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.- f8 r( H; a9 ?& s
, R+ b0 }0 [( f9 _2 Y$ mThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.7 W$ v2 B2 a4 q% i; O
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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* q# ~/ y# F8 l7 ], G6 n2 W3 c2 ~Rowing Your Boat
% Y z% k g# A, R$ b& O. YTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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* d9 h8 |: R* s* F( [7 I8 pThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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- y% `0 e6 F0 p( nI Want to Buy That
& {+ t& T4 |- s7 kA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.; Q' x' B) E% I" U# g1 `
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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- a+ p& D1 u, F. {" n& p: zSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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$ t4 B' z8 Y: f9 KTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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: c, ~% ~" h5 WThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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! b; A2 i( j2 l$ @7 ?The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?( v" w" m/ e V: ~% @
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"/ U1 v3 w/ H; S" `5 s; e
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.") j1 M' D; X4 I4 ^; j
3 U1 I8 M3 E5 d$ _% g0 B6 }4 U/ YOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?" s# B6 Y; }2 k. u
, B8 [/ ]# b6 N) J$ m0 ^9 PThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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) `8 g" l; y5 y9 |8 D. H+ jBlonde Sky Divers4 g) w M7 P I) l9 u6 V9 P
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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" E4 i' l% @; |* R$ DThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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8 U) x- q# v0 GShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing., v; q/ e1 t. D
9 N+ Y6 i8 b# `! ZThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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