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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident0 h' U8 n  s5 r& L) C
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.! j3 L- d) ^7 ~& A5 F- B. J- t

8 s3 o# |0 i0 O/ eHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.1 I7 l* f: g( k2 A

# c) A5 f3 U1 S- L5 FFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.3 a: n$ o7 q* X

8 w( N9 G  l4 e0 SThe blonde started laughing.
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7 z$ `6 j4 ?" |) dThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.# @' M& A3 w7 K/ m# B

+ o$ N4 V: i; d+ \' ^# `! \This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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. k$ D2 [. N7 u9 SLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.* F! y3 p% H9 F; Q. x: w. d' o, q
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"  D5 g9 u0 v3 _: A+ j2 [3 w

' [3 x: Y! G8 I; h" h, e) mRowing Your Boat
/ [; {; t0 S! o2 \' n7 M' G! uTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.( [' y* R# m. N5 f% k/ y1 L6 q( A2 \
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!") Q$ Q7 y% y( ?! \  L' S5 ]

. |/ |' d) o& @2 B" Y6 U+ g# |( ?, aTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.": w2 s$ P& C, K& ?3 {2 }2 |

! a$ M+ Q) v$ I) o$ hI Want to Buy That
& m) x  A4 }1 ]' `2 |- YA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.2 s/ [( U1 [( A. q; Z

7 n$ z- T- h, ~! Y" x; V3 P( JThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black., |# ^* V9 C. r  t! j& P
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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9 }; Q9 X& E# MSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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3 i( z1 \- _; ]6 T, K0 dThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
! Z/ o6 }1 n+ h" L2 ?- M% P2 L. DA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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8 ~, m  W# X& W$ h$ G) L2 D+ j' FIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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  i& _  G: T( W( Z$ T, R5 kOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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, F' A# Z, [  e# e" ]- V) P& AThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 E$ ]3 M  P5 Z5 j3 O  F; Y7 I
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Blonde Sky Divers$ L. N+ y8 P4 z
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.1 x5 n( K* O* T( s$ x# K, A& a6 g  K

$ S2 A( F' a* h* l' c4 A- v) oThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.! }4 D8 |; @7 V& t$ L
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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