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Blonde Car Accident
* M$ H8 t- Y: K1 E: E0 x( V7 sOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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9 Y9 ]; l1 Y! `& F% [$ N/ _9 KThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car." p) `0 l: x& d
1 k0 J% n" C3 O; THe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.+ y2 u6 M6 P( u
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.' N/ t c v" E$ C0 `
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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3 ~$ N5 s0 y) [2 [Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.8 x" r' E) e. H9 v$ S
' v% I( k, U' r, D% l2 EThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.1 e; V$ I7 t7 T
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
8 L7 i" C c I vTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.* r9 k" i+ B1 |$ t. B: o9 ?
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."$ Q8 ^2 A0 Q1 D1 P, |
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I Want to Buy That3 o8 @' o8 B8 i+ N6 n6 k9 x/ ^- Y) p
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, G4 g+ }# p8 u. iThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.4 R; c* N, g6 d: Q8 h
* @6 C5 b" X$ o7 r$ G* T% v6 ESure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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|( n) p& F7 F% B; HTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"- ~: W" a$ k6 D( S7 A
' B; `5 H% x9 \# q8 s! M; O; FThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?) c5 q3 p) x# Q u! }4 `
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"4 P: w+ N* i" l: w k+ I
# B% v5 L* x9 y8 A0 OIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."9 g! h/ o& s$ a) I
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"% o) v5 o1 S2 L2 R9 B$ h8 U9 o
3 G# p0 u: g0 ]) NThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."2 Q' D% C6 c$ I7 g/ W4 R6 ]
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.& r; W8 d, R; t
, @5 L- x/ l9 zThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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6 N' P* R% o2 K; a( i* A, uShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.9 Y8 i Y$ V& G% {0 I
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"0 j9 W- I# Q3 ?5 e+ P
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