Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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: K* ?  }( \, ?4 h+ E$ g0 WThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

( `3 g/ Z1 |8 g9 R- p9 Q5 aHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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) w, D- x6 F0 E; lFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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# I# z4 D" B) z! x5 bThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

7 J' g, [0 f3 _. QThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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: f/ H# @% k2 ^7 r4 n( {Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

$ i9 V: `# i3 f) FThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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+ ]9 {& q* \! @: S' E8 S; gThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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9 x( {$ d- H& E! U# w3 Z/ YRowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

! r& V) _! a2 P1 lThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

7 P7 b5 v( x! xI Want to Buy That
. f: U& f( h, H8 y! I( i0 `! qA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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2 L3 V6 i( c+ }1 H& g5 q, GThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

; k1 l4 i8 \3 s6 m$ ~Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
0 h3 @2 {( M) {2 y3 e3 FA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

% n1 r* u2 ?6 aIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

" A, n7 p- _8 [0 `9 sOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

8 T# s, b0 V: N7 i8 A- p$ zThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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2 x: q2 v2 O3 s' K# q9 kShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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