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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
9 I- f- R* t0 b% y/ r. G4 @) ?One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ Z, c4 o/ f$ r1 J- `
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.2 u6 s) l; r- a4 x+ [
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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' V: l% D: \; DThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.; A& r' c. u% ~) @0 n9 x

! K# z) `# p. |/ n8 \! aThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"' W7 a8 A6 w* G" B  U) j

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9 I7 a/ q$ v& f5 gTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.  P( N6 d3 |+ a. b/ R

% M' a; ~) h# r6 X4 i9 ]The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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& k) ^/ @/ L1 UTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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) P. ^' X' d- r! H3 u; [) MI Want to Buy That
9 ?9 ~; n! g5 N; F5 c) o) }  ?A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.3 D* C& R, {7 A) p; ?) @4 s
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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$ }( Z( S) w5 z4 a9 J5 P) gFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.  _& V- E6 c! B$ q. v7 l

* d  J, d  q7 I* I- PSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.  q' I* t' Z6 |; p8 T9 Q
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.5 n! ~  h5 n$ _# h2 u

4 Y4 c4 E" v7 P# S2 b: [& W6 [# L( i/ iThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"" ?+ ]  O5 t( e( s

" E. H& s# Q. L! F. K& h, P! o" [2 iThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!": A+ K& Y/ W* [, ~; ^

: e1 @3 b" r/ ~! f! ]( XAre You Really Sure?% c% S5 {1 S* D) C% Q2 [
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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( _; j  F3 b( D+ TThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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0 O" u0 @! m8 HBlonde Sky Divers! ]1 A# ^3 y- g, [- E8 x9 R8 N. }
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.7 s, X; |( @  n: Q* v

- _" @* a: Y; j. u8 Y* }The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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4 a7 V# I, P1 @; E4 s4 eShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"7 K: l& H* U1 x/ q0 z
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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