Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

  R4 {4 e7 n2 S. I2 CFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.

. |" d5 c1 [' K& oThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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; L5 L( c4 ~/ B" q- [) M/ i/ V7 KThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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; q; I, x: H# Q1 Q) w- J5 _I Want to Buy That
) i- d' G3 v: n" U! q2 l& A, Z! {& {A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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/ q+ {& c. C7 l# O# j8 rThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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9 ?. }6 C& ]7 H2 w2 U0 ZThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

2 D9 |5 n0 R2 R- r6 M2 `Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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. _) f& U! K; W- O$ }( y! c7 Z! pTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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! A' E* w% r0 _4 F; ?The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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$ i% r! C/ c8 I7 d; e3 AIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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; i/ r. f, s1 Q, t9 yBlonde Sky Divers
4 _+ l( E5 h) k0 p/ z1 l1 BA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

: M% u* h4 }" ~; x5 m: TShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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