Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
2 P. @; s1 R; r0 \$ z( q! TOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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1 j2 L- v$ ?; I; q8 y6 _He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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0 Y9 Z) F; c" W$ [Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

: w! g7 u! I  ], L$ W* A! t# ]- CThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

+ N/ h2 x5 o# R) v% k. @' T6 ZTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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0 ^6 N+ W0 d' w0 P  Q% k4 aA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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1 G- Y9 Q* i! K7 `" H, RThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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4 _# k8 G! V8 J% e) SA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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. s; n: K5 M! G2 e$ T  b8 kOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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* h4 {$ n9 V; z0 M7 lBlonde Sky Divers
) x6 S7 h( q/ @  Y  b" p- U; aA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

$ w; H" Y( P* ?! R5 ~+ @The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

8 j9 ]) D$ B, Q! }: L( X% N[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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