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Blonde Car Accident8 F4 _8 z2 D4 @8 i: Z
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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6 `/ ^3 q& b, ~' e, `; ?Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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( E7 o# U) T1 q" _/ V: eThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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& c- M# S0 X! m# P MThis time the blonde laughed even harder.& J# r: ~; B4 a6 }' q6 \
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.$ I- i8 q" R/ o
% `9 Y3 Q2 s) e/ [: [. Z2 lThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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7 i! F' G: j: C) ], C* SRowing Your Boat
( Q# h1 Y q1 F( P4 STwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.", Z" }' k4 K9 Y8 [% `+ \# y
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.- t- |6 G3 {9 o
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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4 |! E3 S" _6 C+ R) tThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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' Z$ w% e' S; d4 jFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.# o! J( T1 O& B6 X
4 ]0 z- T, ~# j8 c' ^/ A9 C; RSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.: _. `4 e Q0 [( A
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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$ A9 B* \6 l6 K) d1 }The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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, w4 I0 [ P/ pThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"5 I# J8 L' a, |( Q1 U2 V
! v/ y: W7 Q7 ^, N+ SAre You Really Sure?
" I& Y% X8 C: RA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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6 X" Q; H0 s* a& W4 ?! x3 n" F/ U6 ^In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."! L9 Q; ]9 Y5 U8 O" w; A( w% ^
) \9 |% V) P s; W! }Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"# R! S' W3 v! G/ N' ^
( U* e- E9 {$ Q% H1 ]9 l4 z. SThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."3 e9 i) N: R& a4 D; V/ g b+ c
. o: }' l6 j6 ]! r% n) u; P( \7 OBlonde Sky Divers
' Y4 T/ I4 V* P) T% F# J$ xA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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+ b+ S9 X/ b6 H6 S; v6 @She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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3 c2 j% z$ Z$ T2 i$ E' BThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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