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Blonde Car Accident
9 N/ V+ B' y2 C D- W& u+ QOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.7 I) @2 ^/ |. W: s7 {: M
$ Q# [1 F+ u, Z) A1 \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.4 j: A, D* X! W' Q `) {
$ k8 w: _' H6 w- k" z) r! R+ KHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.* e/ a/ B3 B$ P( Y- a) ], O. @
( ?/ i+ ~8 D7 ]7 K/ }$ ZFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.4 s$ H L- g0 _' [, ]+ R
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The blonde started laughing.% J& d. G V7 \9 o8 `2 r
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., J1 q$ M9 ^" x0 M7 e- Z
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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e$ ~0 n9 t! b y9 D: aLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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. X3 L( z. f% d# H0 CThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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2 @1 H' ` v8 P- TRowing Your Boat1 J# y7 f; W# i& A$ T* B
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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/ n& h1 N k: B& q5 M6 y, x$ M, `The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"$ @7 F' z! h2 d% k: }1 j
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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$ A5 R2 D! l Z* u! Y( y# B! }I Want to Buy That, d1 s9 l0 W% {- P% F4 P
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.' R5 Y9 ^. @% R$ t; r1 `
# R8 s( O. A; h7 ^* Y3 o. U7 C. q. ]The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.' N+ ]) r. k# p+ C: l
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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" C5 t9 t% P; C) v! [8 w+ d7 @, H" F; {Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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5 s/ R o# O+ R8 B7 dTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.+ h, H% w3 Z( W: z( R* h( W
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"* ^6 S4 q, |* `
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"/ M1 L5 w& E9 t j- ^, L3 X
; Z) u) V# X, h. D; D cAre You Really Sure?$ _$ X2 r" g, M, o q/ J5 J
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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( z; }. H7 x0 e( J7 @In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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# p& }7 R$ R4 T& N: d- wOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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4 E( _/ O E2 \) R: J4 g4 ?& mThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 e- |, ^2 ?' F5 J
) j/ E* x0 \4 U2 C0 r" MBlonde Sky Divers
* u/ X/ [0 C/ V% SA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.5 n. d! p2 }0 }, ~0 r3 j
3 M f: J' _5 y* fThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.- j( \6 J5 [, N& y+ @2 P! ~1 f
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.; W; s% }) {& E' Z9 A& z4 f
# _) W1 H0 s* a! s0 TThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& {+ @& n: f; ^% E2 Q8 R8 g/ a$ u4 o
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