Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
6 d/ G0 G- @* E$ D+ l9 z* n+ ]One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

6 s% o9 B; ~. ^; v* TThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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2 z6 D# ^/ K/ m# N0 w/ K& dFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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( v# p; I$ P% e+ \! SThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

" t# ], E7 x( n! ?- V, K! S0 kThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

) w# \4 F$ T* YThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

$ X/ R) U+ B0 e  _8 t  |# ?* Z9 sRowing Your Boat
! ^& W" s0 a  U. NTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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7 S7 |* X" l4 ?$ vThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

- G! g' G9 y7 ?8 d" S, z: ?5 l. zI Want to Buy That
1 c2 K+ ?. \& [+ n7 f5 ]* XA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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6 _  N7 ^# Z9 rThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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; ?6 i" w. r4 L7 ^# n# H. M- gThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

: `7 x5 ?4 S# ^$ H1 [$ eFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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! G7 c/ x# o/ k$ E% e; P5 qSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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/ Y: ^) f1 i0 ^* g# ~4 J( X1 _The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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8 S( ~4 @5 ?4 j5 B5 PThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

! H- Y: X# n: \; S% v2 d) \Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

1 M* p7 M8 I) J( qIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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1 ?. X% h# B% a) ~Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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( L  C9 X1 e9 W, `& BThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

( T% z7 f- p: `3 I5 P0 J! F; cBlonde Sky Divers
  r- R8 X. U* sA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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+ L0 S  m4 r0 UShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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