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Blonde Car Accident
: R% |9 E" o1 G: y3 MOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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' q/ X& ~; `$ L+ B, \( AThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.8 `- u3 Y# l3 q# l
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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, w9 S* c+ [' ~ ?; wThe blonde started laughing.
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% m( d* ]$ C% d: } SThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.8 U; g9 {4 [! j. X7 _
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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* Z- H- f9 g" u3 |: v; h. W0 sLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.6 M6 U0 s6 c' G! E
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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. Y/ K9 d' {7 {) Q0 E t0 MThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"4 S4 T2 E/ ]7 U( y1 [1 `
1 `& b0 W# b# W2 W3 _" F6 M fTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
: _/ l" E3 W i eA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.) z0 T4 c* z9 r1 x6 l2 O
( n' e" M; v- o9 _, r0 r9 H# XThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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0 ]: w( S8 }) M$ R6 ~The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.- @$ k; z" b0 P* l0 t: R
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red./ @( z% P9 [: T* \) N9 a4 g3 `
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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) U4 o7 C% W, w# q" J! e, c- }* VTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.% c0 i% x4 [* ~$ `) R6 G% t E
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"9 w1 n: H& |% O4 R2 J. S5 l
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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9 H' _2 \% L: L, A8 _- c! `) n5 C6 xAre You Really Sure?8 ?7 J& t' ?8 z( d9 q
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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, N/ D$ T) L0 j! y- POur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?") i6 u! [, \% h: H& ~' L
]8 w4 Q2 P6 J9 p" @8 ^0 jThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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1 d, ~& Z" `, ] W8 |* ?+ FA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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$ N+ E8 f: J% cThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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