Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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" K, o9 n. v8 F( T2 h, h. PThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.
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5 @5 y9 l+ Z# \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

4 e6 K) Z" u, _7 W" O% MThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

7 ~* p& S( z( i8 CLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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3 K1 n+ r0 R  K# k9 \, rThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
( a+ I( h* ]; w3 |& c+ N& HTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

$ I; T& ?; S& k+ E( SThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

( n' d% g3 L  @8 k8 ?The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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9 t& E# V5 O- j3 U# lThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

# S* n( B2 ~( p5 [Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

, X$ a# L. r4 S$ z0 mTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

5 R0 ^& X& L. g; gAre You Really Sure?
7 d" ~5 e/ c+ c" c' C1 j+ m  |( IA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

% y) n  ?# z  F# D; ^4 T! t+ {Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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: D& R' N/ n! \  I# ]( |1 CThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

* c6 d9 S4 p4 u2 NBlonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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8 V# f+ X2 H! n( z4 T[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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