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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
2 J1 p$ v) u) _* e3 G' }One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 f/ n; e# J* [  N6 L

, |- b: y5 P/ {The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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7 j: {& d0 N7 D. t3 AFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.+ k+ J: ]1 z4 h) m" o% g, ^1 F
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The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.8 ~1 Q. s4 ^" F
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny., P' p( b# ?# c' O, k) O

$ k) k2 O% f& |- M8 H9 h1 EThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"/ p9 d5 N! p" T, t6 e+ _3 S

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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat., b; h+ D$ R, Z( M& c( }' t# r0 q- x

* u2 k9 ?2 a. h7 WThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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) b% `; L( `: u' n7 @" \; iTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
. h* H6 I- A' MA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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" Y2 v- I' Q( f) uThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.+ W& f! g0 G  U& ~1 _

1 }1 |* x2 g' u1 iSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.: a! l& R7 g$ @; }: a1 Q
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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; l4 k2 ^/ R! s2 j( }The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"3 p1 s' U- y! ]6 q* Z

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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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. d; z. R6 S  q( w& e3 V4 M% HIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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2 h( d* a9 `8 ]Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"; X4 B( _1 G% t* z* H$ Q7 y9 p7 U
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers3 N8 q( l. T% ?( Q/ R, F! g
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.: m9 b1 Y7 R0 R+ Q4 O9 v
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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8 Y  p- x, E3 w  t% T% OShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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0 q1 r* L. `% U! j, z( NThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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7 t0 W6 s- o# P* s[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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