Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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, q6 b! ~0 n& j9 H2 C" @6 pHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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, |( @) @  q" Q4 EFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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, z% y7 _* ?, ]) @# g. `The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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" y& T! C9 D5 ?4 z7 d* p- B; p# o$ ?This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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+ s" z' v! U" O0 zLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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& q% B7 n# f+ [! {The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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' Q: Q$ s8 K& r5 B& [. OThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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0 ~  I; K' O& X- lTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

. e& _' N& k" [# V& |& h' rThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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% v  j% l4 s& T5 u) bA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

( r# \( Y/ g8 s. U' AThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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* r3 c: F+ r5 C$ @- `The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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9 Z1 U4 ^/ U0 ]Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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3 T3 j& f/ X3 U- V% M1 R1 U3 L/ OThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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# \" f2 a" g& i& ~, nIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
$ q. P! ~! a. i; Y+ H4 Z8 Y  W& _A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

# y& y7 Y- ~+ X) SShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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