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Blonde Car Accident' X6 q' Y! G# D+ k; F2 L4 g
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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( r8 u) [# y2 S0 s7 E6 A& JThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.0 |# C, L! U0 e& r$ d! N
: [: `* t( _) s, a/ Q: q+ v5 GThe blonde started laughing.
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3 X' O3 P, N, i& JThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% W0 J g; g" k" v" L7 y
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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9 Y0 O% D1 s* k) G3 G1 i: D& f8 Z* ULivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.& {3 A6 g4 e' b9 z% B! I( z
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.; Z3 `! K7 c$ n/ d( Z3 ^/ L. L
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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' {$ v( @( H3 W* b5 W7 b/ {Rowing Your Boat! C- _: T4 y2 z& V4 o+ {
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"' n( n$ Y. X- i' P; I
' l2 `! Z& x' FTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."+ ~" u& u6 s, p% r$ q
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I Want to Buy That
. |6 J l4 G% M- _A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner." m" _' H; A x8 z4 a1 q
$ ?* r% i! K6 K6 oThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.! ]6 g7 ~1 ]* I
8 C, }# D3 ]0 I0 R* m& hThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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. ?2 J: ?/ D5 \Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.: e1 i9 p5 b6 [, |9 @& [* y
8 l, x5 r8 I8 p: y; ^* aTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"$ I* W- `6 M' i4 ?- h
; j E7 b: M% O( ]2 xThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"; A k0 k$ n: B* r) v
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Are You Really Sure?2 C7 t/ |# I4 ?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"8 P, C" r+ }+ b/ I( p g6 B
8 J$ D9 x v* S- C3 w+ u, ^The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."! b; }- k( W* g' A
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; D6 u. I2 [. T X2 s$ `A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 h+ d) e- ^! v- Q0 t0 j' x, ?
1 Z1 T9 {) z; M3 \, l6 e6 V9 [The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.5 y8 b1 ]% \+ c2 }1 |$ i
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing." c! ^% Q* x, [2 Q) Z
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& P2 U a( ~* o" A+ S
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