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Blonde Car Accident
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." k7 v0 e& G7 J8 s8 F
+ Y' |" C, o2 O- Z/ ~The blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield." g0 a: v$ s/ }: d0 K0 T7 p
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.$ Y Z2 {7 m9 |6 n" `( O' L
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.! ^' b+ ], i, V4 N; b
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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) ]1 C) _& c, URowing Your Boat
3 {( k* O a+ Z2 z, Z0 aTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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2 s) S' Q0 K# l+ aThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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1 D- M7 b @% g3 w9 _' s# _' D; TTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
1 s/ O$ V% [1 {* j5 E: ~A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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6 ]' ^) G" a2 R! B' K8 B. K2 J* jThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.7 q0 F2 m$ X$ s M
9 \7 L" {0 E2 w6 N2 ?The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.* Y: e' H b2 E
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.; i+ H! d+ u( c
3 c' R4 P& f4 g* {The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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* z% n7 g+ ]4 P3 N1 b: a9 D M+ h SThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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! H, E" t6 o! I. V6 j2 m* p3 Z$ SAre You Really Sure?
2 `' N( i: B: C1 s; O) gA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"( b; I. ?+ W+ H7 V9 J
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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5 f% f0 ]) g7 F9 h8 m' }3 g2 xOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"3 c% b% ?. O7 a0 B0 v+ j
4 Q& D( c! T& J0 Z+ w" n; ]# U yThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."% X% W/ B8 r1 {" E7 @
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Blonde Sky Divers0 J8 H) N: `, k/ ?- k M( s7 U2 P' T
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 Y, N' m& ?6 F+ j* ?
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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o/ Z Y- p, N4 N4 _She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.6 ]$ |0 j& ] P& u/ l' z
% C1 N: ~& \. @ ^% D. |! pThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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