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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident( C! _' R* w8 ?0 y- U3 g$ U# d
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.- n& y& e6 d: |; p/ Y

' ]: p! ?. U: K5 w( M+ G$ \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car., z# G2 q8 H& a3 }' l$ \; N

; `5 N7 P/ d2 p+ B  G( q+ L3 tHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.2 c0 f6 A; p" |$ [5 a
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.  J# j) A, z1 R4 W7 v# i) e

0 B% r- w/ {+ I" Z  z" KThe blonde started laughing.4 e; ^& N1 [" Q- u& A
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.% {9 [  g3 c" A: m' G

2 t, n- Z( q. A7 r3 O* N7 P$ WThis time the blonde laughed even harder.: Z$ X; Z, ]6 h+ b+ P' I) ]8 E
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car./ v# n! D( k) ^( u+ H7 d
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny./ q; u3 \6 d3 b  ^: V
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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  e- O4 U' e2 A' i" P* QRowing Your Boat
# M9 q# U9 M  F; X% b- ]' @) TTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.6 p; r5 O3 \" O) U& J3 j
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"6 K4 \. A2 F  G4 H

" s, n" ^5 U+ `& Y$ W. z( f# N/ uTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
2 ], S" S- ^4 E# }: U- ?+ o/ CA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# Y1 m0 U2 m$ d% E- F7 `# Q

1 z2 m% R9 W* }, t! CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.( w/ n5 e0 _8 M) R) Z: y+ X
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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  V4 u1 K1 Q, qTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.* c+ X" K& z( o- s1 Q5 l5 w2 N

; ]! j3 `- e9 }, f% S/ F" w# bThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"! X' I" j3 A. r: E! g

5 f% `9 _7 W) r! SThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"' ~9 o0 h, l& ?1 Q3 Z2 Y* ~4 C" }
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Are You Really Sure?
2 i3 p7 A9 [, f4 }A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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+ ~/ s7 W# P2 n7 [: kOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"6 o; u' c9 t2 Y8 P

% t$ @, r" k! i* `. cThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
: `+ b+ D3 Y* _. X* `A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.0 X' O% o( T3 s  O) d

. x' m$ z. g  a9 h& h1 DThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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. q3 Y0 S. m0 ~# VShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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