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Blonde Car Accident
: S8 W$ @) K" `. }1 NOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.2 ]9 z3 T B9 q& l9 A; t/ s
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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& K/ ?8 P X0 qHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.7 \" Q, o: q q; L
3 i+ L! c3 z( C* \* HThe blonde started laughing.) L9 d' F7 V i% \( y- R
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.5 [1 g z" P! J- j8 {# _" {& X
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.( b: t: G( R; {$ Q1 [
* x. ]) f! p. N4 pThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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- c) n" @/ X J1 RRowing Your Boat, F4 Y1 Q) R4 i' L+ u9 x8 q
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.) a# t) W% l; [" u8 s0 Q+ g3 n1 S
% q$ x( K5 C( P, \$ m& {The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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0 W/ t+ a7 S/ j wTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.", Y: B6 _3 ? I$ u* ~$ E
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.: k' N5 E) m( d; y' [5 f- D+ [6 K! v
! K8 U8 r; B% E/ h2 ^The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.& Z( a" {" G. k+ I( a& Z5 p
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.9 R* g$ r& r) Q
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?": _( p1 h. L9 I* f% q: J# z+ S3 i
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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7 c+ [6 h( z0 l4 }; h; f0 f! K& tAre You Really Sure?
! F& j4 Q% A% u5 ^A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"4 i7 u/ }5 D5 b: e! a* C
+ ]- H: X- z' d3 {: U9 f/ QIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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( y; y3 Y4 B. D2 L5 k4 DThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."8 h' c; Q1 y+ @, ?- k
; [3 o; g' p( h; q! eBlonde Sky Divers
7 Y% c, `' K' ]A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.8 W& M$ d& V: H, t1 @; ]* [( r
' }7 Y2 E' M: S( jShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.! R6 ~+ r( j$ M4 T/ @
, `) C$ G0 K4 u6 R$ D3 oThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"8 L( E( d! |$ d8 m. S' |5 `8 n7 B
% G7 d' _/ V' o7 D2 u/ n[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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