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Blonde Car Accident) T4 Q* D/ Q: j# ?0 B
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.( B+ ]+ U0 S6 e0 _! S% g0 U
0 B4 H& O. o2 c) h8 w9 R$ IThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ a1 ^ e) ]: A0 s- U, W" Q2 G
/ R" S" n6 y/ j7 E k1 X; UHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.& b. w( J- c( f3 E& m+ y
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing." }4 E6 B9 u* f/ Q" T' i
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. |2 W6 f9 g- e1 ]7 G
8 m9 l0 Q9 P& s' J% ^ f# j8 PThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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& ~. C7 v4 m, w! R M2 ULivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.* o$ Y: T3 ?" s$ N& z
" w* o& o' ^4 O1 [. kThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.1 X% O. u z$ B9 N8 @7 F
% b2 K* p& a; Y9 I u8 y' ?The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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+ V0 O. }2 E7 o/ P* \Rowing Your Boat0 y; p' A6 X# O+ d* ~
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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" F2 _ N: J1 P8 _% d9 q7 FThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."+ Y+ b$ A. m3 S8 Y; F4 D9 g
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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7 m, W0 |; _% L2 g. _% Y3 tThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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8 W [1 I+ o5 V! b# _. k- HThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes., w% b1 Z: H/ ~
0 C% z! x" Y- aFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.+ k6 W& ?1 F* u- u
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.7 _- G, K8 F" }( W( J4 `) t" j9 N+ ^
, A/ N; d7 } C( \# j- k" ?1 LTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"2 p% d& E; ~, ]- a( Q
! q" e; B4 }9 {2 k% I7 ^6 i( IThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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$ B8 M B4 r7 v# C9 t3 B4 mAre You Really Sure?
6 G7 y# ]7 [ U$ d1 k: g1 A3 lA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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9 L9 i0 I0 Q* _ }) D2 Y5 s+ R4 L% HIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."' m2 }* K; o% ?* E- b; ?
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Blonde Sky Divers
1 } T/ d0 X2 Y# P4 uA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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- D/ e* N( l& `) |, t. x" E YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.: b! p. T1 |9 ~, a
9 N" } ^5 f& a8 w' R7 F+ w% FShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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2 P ?0 H2 H) ^" e7 C; kThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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