Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
. l. w2 g5 d4 T" {& a6 ^0 U5 y7 ZOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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9 [* t4 c- H+ V6 ?- E+ ?: mThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

* I) t. h3 Q+ y* s- J' q' VHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

" ^& L  s0 |- [* b1 h- RFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

' C# n% Y: N' J- N) z- B1 VThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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4 a. v( i9 |) W# a: p) e# x0 BLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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- a, {! w# {# _5 gThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

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4 J0 z. {# Y# }& ~+ A" `& A) M  BTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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/ y" L9 K" B- u. E7 W0 z) T, QThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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7 c' e- V( g) R' ]+ C5 w. ]To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

  L' V, f- J; y0 ]$ c2 I) fI Want to Buy That
/ o" e& c9 p( E2 ^5 Q/ VA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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% b0 _/ Q6 v( |3 GThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

5 x4 w6 g  w3 ]' c* bThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

. V* U8 {/ B8 x) E8 qFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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( D1 b& i0 N! J* r9 [0 I! U1 uSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

0 n; D6 m4 n. ?$ S# z" e8 qThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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# O: R: G4 Y& g  g3 a: ?* x( [" jAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

/ j/ G- @/ g3 @& t8 l  MThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

  m. h' P! N( {& t+ B2 fShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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