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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
% Z& {, A' i! |  I/ I& T' tOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.) ^$ i; E. a. p+ p3 G

$ o; u* u- g1 X# x' c& S0 B1 tThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.$ H2 w5 P, e- i0 x- g  b# l$ U4 H3 |

5 v9 H. _4 ]* U" c( i0 K2 DFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing.) }8 L' Y/ u. P, b1 M/ x2 S% y
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., t# i$ T# u; M

! u& k& C, k! ]! B% J3 E9 J' B& sThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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9 F4 n5 V$ f) E4 qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"8 U9 u  _5 X( D

) `! p+ ~; c" l5 x: `7 LRowing Your Boat
) S8 m/ P. }0 A! t4 w/ GTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"7 F' ?% R, P: i9 \" X4 \

* p" \$ Y8 @  y. m$ dTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That$ e4 O' W* n" ?
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, N$ _5 I$ o8 j" RThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.; P4 Q3 w8 F. f6 E1 q
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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% d+ ^+ Z" d* oSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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* q6 _0 a+ W; T, JTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"! B* d! u2 A4 A+ Q9 d  [6 N

1 P- m5 C# H/ GAre You Really Sure?
; [% X2 {' }3 H# ^* ^5 zA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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: D& h3 ]8 q5 N% A9 W  ~# t5 wIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"% i& r  ]! q/ y

, m0 y8 o2 T. w: o9 PThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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. g$ `3 O. d" T+ `Blonde Sky Divers( U! P" ]! D- z0 r' C; ^, ]* }
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.) K' t3 B7 g( y& `1 L. k" {% l
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing./ L# e- S' d0 W% b

" N. V0 T% {1 [$ F: o9 m! |8 SThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"$ B3 a; @6 V- `
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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