Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
: n2 M' I0 I  k7 d' T4 aOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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( T7 S0 @+ l, n. R" SThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

. p, L$ ~" |0 e+ N3 ~7 L. w( d# DHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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/ I0 B, D+ f9 PThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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7 P  r$ u8 Q+ L3 ~8 x, IThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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  o( d- n  q+ m! K7 Z& _$ g5 p& zLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

. ], i6 l9 v6 C: ]7 _  \The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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$ m8 {) Q% J1 k9 b6 o# {The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
5 u" W6 ?. N! j% ^Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

9 `4 u3 D# O. i0 _/ D8 ?The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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, P* Y4 p" f( jTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

I Want to Buy That
* j5 H; h# m& J! J3 b6 nA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

: `. m$ Y' @9 \# Y8 uThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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5 i% u* Q0 L8 M$ S  @& nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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/ I: B) x2 M$ B/ }  tFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

/ o( q( s& ^: l( x, KThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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9 |  Y) K+ s2 cThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

5 p8 M8 O) S; LIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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2 z2 K" @$ h5 ZThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

2 r2 R! }, K! i: Q, r: ?She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

0 }8 s1 K# K8 h3 \& D$ X. o' @The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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