Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
3 c8 E* q! c& `! qOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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! b( g  u% [% C# w/ ]% h" MThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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9 v4 w0 R9 J7 MThe blonde started laughing.
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. u- l5 L0 J- j5 Y8 ^0 D' ?- ?; \4 B( bThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

' e- b  i9 s( Y) M* hThis time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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6 S% P- [( C2 K' l% q# qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

1 B, E" l6 o& f# [; TRowing Your Boat
! O( z9 R$ r; I+ T. rTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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3 \  y* N5 x7 j- Z( o+ oThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

  m: p' E! O& g: [9 u5 e& V0 yTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

* Y; X4 s5 @9 p- T; QI Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

2 A9 }% B% |) N( s( }2 [; bThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

- a* o0 Y7 b# X$ f0 h3 nThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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( b; S' C$ a0 F) q. r- J7 V" a' JTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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% a7 J) r6 z  r: q7 j* xThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

Are You Really Sure?
" m" g4 B- V% V5 h) QA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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# e' E  e* w' a0 h. BThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

* y" j7 }; j4 J5 ~. o" |Blonde Sky Divers
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

7 Z! e1 e# @& B: }  HShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

  ]0 X+ a/ B( I4 _1 y# y; aThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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