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Blonde Car Accident9 z. a- P' p" P" w0 i8 |0 Y
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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3 Y$ R4 S! I) n/ }( o n- VFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing." l/ @. ^7 p a2 Z: l/ j9 m# d' C' {
- G2 A+ I; q* f4 M3 vThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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0 g4 b/ ?$ k& H& }This time the blonde laughed even harder.( L1 t) p0 a; [3 ?& [1 O) [
p3 @1 p) n) m: sLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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4 e8 I. Y `! XThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.# w% K3 }: R, C% P, W# t4 C+ s
; I9 E1 a2 l* }+ q' M9 E! g6 ]The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"* L" a0 m, |& M+ h+ B7 N
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5 ~$ q. o. ?" d* T+ kTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.% l! | a3 ^- G0 \$ Z6 |
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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% `% Z& a/ ^% Y8 y A+ R' _ bTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."& I0 |- j- N+ Z9 ]! ^! @
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 d# Z+ c7 a+ ?/ l
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.6 [1 S: ]0 s+ A" m+ i: b
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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3 Y8 o4 P$ } T$ \& q/ N/ aSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.4 R$ N7 Q, R7 z& L; a
8 D; J# ?- o# l- t( kTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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: \* Y$ A z3 q2 Z. I2 E. e' e% p) }The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?". ?$ P. w; c# o; Y$ {
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"2 N- s/ X+ |0 p4 a9 o
1 Z d, Y9 f# @4 W! P! A- s. mThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."9 ]! f2 d; R0 W; y D/ [& c
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Blonde Sky Divers8 U+ f5 z& d7 I
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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( C- B3 ^1 s& l7 N7 E5 f8 c5 [8 l* bThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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9 H7 a* C$ x4 j: l+ b& v[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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