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Blonde Car Accident9 `& [. j/ e3 s& v; r! c, m
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.3 Y) b& w1 X' E( X/ Y& K- `
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing., g4 N9 g. x+ I4 b( |5 F3 r
/ y4 X8 e: ~* M$ {8 YThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.) ~- N4 J" s& ~( Y8 K6 H5 k
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This time the blonde laughed even harder., v% _. m: o- I, D: R; X5 C$ T
' x2 V8 ]) x* [Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.* b+ I7 P i) v* R
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.' C4 @/ } B8 r6 r0 ^
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"# z! \& A! V% x) P ~4 I2 s
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Rowing Your Boat. B/ p: t1 ]6 h8 {+ C
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.9 G/ X' v# ~; E- N1 [7 a) x+ `$ a
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!") N$ e7 r: Z- I
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That6 S+ F2 O" |4 Y5 _( N: B
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red." L6 Z- u: {4 K
/ D, P4 \* W7 p& vSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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Q( \# T) ^' a; }# m( kTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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, |2 j4 D6 {2 r/ jThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." {0 L3 K6 [3 s5 P% q) Z9 Y; l
; `3 Q6 H% O( \. W7 TBlonde Sky Divers
4 o5 X3 t' b5 }) Z7 e" fA blonde and a brunette are skydiving., f7 ^" ~' i) S7 L+ z: j2 ?
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.3 j; v; ~ L" s( T8 a) U) E2 b" L
; ~) Z U% |8 t m3 K/ s+ I. ?She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.* ^% ?; C# B" z, }3 w
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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