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Blonde Car Accident
r2 q# f+ r9 Q6 {8 {- k) Y: k" dOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.) \- N% V! C3 F" r5 s
" h- s- O) h; |The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.: {7 l5 P! ^5 |1 u; y4 O2 ]' G' d8 E
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.+ ^6 T- K5 h' F5 L/ c( h
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.6 B9 W& {5 Y+ p+ u
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The blonde started laughing.: S1 [5 R: U9 L2 k
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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3 r l- O" v3 DThis time the blonde laughed even harder.8 h {/ b/ F" i s
; s% A& Z7 o( O$ g: W+ U' TLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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+ x" @4 c! `1 c# q, R4 i6 Y9 B0 YThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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9 o a4 w- ^4 kThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"' T* V1 O- O; y- x
1 P+ |9 r) @& a0 V! jRowing Your Boat1 V- F* K* \" D! F9 R7 D
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.$ `8 t! ], V5 ^' ` x0 v& j- A0 k
- Q* l; W. Z5 D0 d! aThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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+ i8 Z% i4 q- Z2 J6 b* uTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That0 W4 ^8 `& M* f8 g4 s
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.( L, c% t. d+ a* Z
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.1 ~4 w* ^% n# p9 Z
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.+ a# @5 J" E0 b: @
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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7 P& c8 o# k& _Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.3 E- F1 }0 U# x
2 @( X; s$ i+ C8 ^To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.$ e% p( F1 C* f3 u+ @ a3 B% B+ [& d
& b* Y! ^1 r6 l7 ~The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"/ P1 ^) N: v- M) J' Q: t* [1 U7 {
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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4 F3 f) h* i5 J5 b/ C# R( c! ~+ mAre You Really Sure?
9 ]1 o9 B0 b9 U% Y+ oA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?": f. v1 K( [9 u
4 H; o7 P$ I+ jThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."$ h+ t7 b1 V6 ]
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Blonde Sky Divers
1 n# N, |4 z+ b6 a7 F+ a% tA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.5 D6 Y- k* M L! \. @7 s8 r9 Y9 L
$ f( T/ M/ v% e4 |( NShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.8 H$ W5 A# M9 U5 Q! C: Z, P1 r+ u/ k; D9 x
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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