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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident, @1 s3 f4 F# T9 `& _0 \+ \
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.& e' _, o3 z" @7 t7 E

' p( N) c2 X$ A. J' [" WThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.% P& X( E# `7 [3 `
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.6 F' W  ]1 Q" z8 m) u( O

% P/ w: Z6 w$ ZFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.0 w9 `. |0 |7 N

0 M" l" c  s: F% d$ x9 n) tThe blonde started laughing.5 {/ K  c  v1 ?3 y0 t
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.# ^& f) {* b% R& V! V, @% V) f# p
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.0 s/ p# _7 P  |
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car., b0 w" @2 g6 d5 x7 Z; P

2 t2 g$ y* g% j8 ~9 a' z. QThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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7 w( R+ z# m9 u% ~+ t, }# ZThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.7 i3 n5 `' [: O1 @4 n0 f0 k
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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5 Z2 R1 M$ h8 I$ Z% ?To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."8 z7 }% O) A- O) n/ @5 C
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I Want to Buy That
' @& Y: q3 r9 c6 J& O1 sA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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  B+ R% `+ {3 h. M) r/ B! dThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.( I( _0 ?5 \6 G, e" J6 D& W1 y
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.% ?6 G8 \9 a- a7 W3 V
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.! H) {( m, w& b

# C) E, S' S& p- A5 h  \( {Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.+ I; X9 O  p& `: ]/ }
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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8 S2 O6 s* y$ i9 t; F& RThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"& J% x  k' Q( ?# }8 \( t; Q- S
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Are You Really Sure?4 H" q! v  _1 _$ Q4 Z& z
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"+ g) w. b, u0 B- }. e$ V
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."0 L! e: ]( e. G1 t( d7 `, G
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."0 _5 C' @/ Y+ I- I# y
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Blonde Sky Divers
2 [, F$ U. O5 y  @A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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2 @; c. X% Z+ w5 T. zThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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