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Blonde Car Accident
' u! k: l& w+ o" WOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.9 a, X; {! |, h+ x+ E
9 ?* {3 D$ J0 \- ^8 c! hThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.: U; q/ U b" r! W
0 o) P: b% i6 E6 P/ j* j$ eHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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# L$ q t; }1 @% C% s( lFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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" o) o/ t# D( C8 v+ k/ wThe blonde started laughing.
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& c( C* w; T& X2 o5 J) yThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.9 m4 U5 Q" H7 o/ U
) R$ Z) \: K+ e- [ @: O/ U* q, EThis time the blonde laughed even harder.; ^" i$ S9 Y( d4 u& u
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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6 c) f0 \2 T; C+ ^The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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3 z V6 D# n. H- A0 K) aThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"! y% I- J0 M; i2 o8 q" Y8 L4 W; l7 r
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% e2 g9 [$ D8 v) ATwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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. h: _8 C$ @2 Q ~: ^7 aTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."+ n4 P! a! v& A2 r' l: n
1 ]/ P. }1 d" `I Want to Buy That
: P+ B. K; ~9 V# l/ u" A8 tA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.: b9 h6 ` h, J& }; G
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red., N9 c; D: d& h' h; R/ |' ^
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.( d3 ]+ U# L8 Z G) j6 W
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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% ?. A3 s/ p8 E QThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"# `; J( e$ G. c. n5 x% G$ P# ~
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
: r9 i. m7 e7 c. QA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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2 {9 F6 S* u! }0 D1 G. lIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."( n& r) Z1 [2 c! Y: Y0 }
4 A/ N7 L m! X" ]& ]) iOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"+ T- v2 F6 k! R7 W" L( ~
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.: T: E, n/ n$ n% v
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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j$ q; H& K" d6 i[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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