Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
; E  q2 i# d( Z7 N8 K$ o# QOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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& F+ \7 A" x" r3 cThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

- I, s+ ?3 ?7 ~2 I+ pThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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: @" e3 r# V8 P) q& T* \Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

0 ]* i/ f0 R6 w" }! R- }7 x5 `The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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5 w9 ^) X5 z% a# d1 O/ H% F, v  T5 ORowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

7 ^8 |5 f/ F* ]) k8 F! _& vThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

" u9 V" x) V- H% I! D2 uTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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3 i3 V1 N" A7 |2 zThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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3 s% Q; I8 S( c6 v- g( I% \1 iFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

/ l) x) I( ~! v; H$ ~Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

* ?4 g$ r0 t; v3 p: zTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

+ ^6 U. ~4 f5 g$ tThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
5 }6 U6 S' E$ m! [; B: AA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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) ?& I! `' o+ W- ZIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

5 Q, H& Y  ~; D+ E. z5 c7 POur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

/ d, ~% ]& V5 |3 d" h7 ]' QBlonde Sky Divers
8 ?( {  Y$ w0 b/ ~" ?( a2 D2 qA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

9 g5 _  H* f5 [9 q5 t+ sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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  e' ]+ t0 A9 n0 \[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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