Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
" A6 R8 ]3 M1 e$ a* w1 D3 ?" z7 pOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

9 I% e) r$ ?" t! [+ ?The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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- V& ?5 b, z0 P2 i2 m+ kThe blonde started laughing.
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% j  k6 f5 Q, d- t6 \( LThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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+ _& ^) h# o! UThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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, T/ ?- Y! l& H( xThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

# Y; U, F3 f% ?2 w6 ERowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

& \/ k* U. R& ]+ p% RTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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, Z$ R. B$ V" w" ?- X* x; MI Want to Buy That
8 ~0 M* Z! p# k, C0 UA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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, {1 \& V* H# J. g: iThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

! X5 K7 B/ P0 GThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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* I% }' P3 \2 X" n0 I. BFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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) M, A" |: ]( Q$ x: }& o+ iTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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/ P' B* \% x6 D* B3 GThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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4 j! p( k  @0 X2 v, A" sThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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* z+ d: f$ b: Y2 pAre You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

# v" e6 {+ g+ w) f3 X2 n: O0 M, COur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
: Q' M3 n2 Q& H% o: y* @A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

5 O3 k! d. ~4 J/ f. S! dThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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6 E* \9 q; A$ x" ~7 iThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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+ H# t9 h8 e+ Y2 K( F4 u% p& B4 `9 p( i[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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