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Blonde Car Accident) i. H& |# c& |
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.% h* Y! |( K" Q( ~- A
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.* R6 ~' S- i, g; a" [/ a1 [
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.2 p' W. A4 ~, e4 @; s: Y
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The blonde started laughing.
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1 f$ b' V: D2 ]; O8 d9 \This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield. u" ?$ S) {$ O- y# H, s
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.( S5 M- Q- ? u, ~
: O7 R% E- ?3 ^Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny./ @3 H- H$ Q: ?" w; i
9 f* @& o9 u; J' G8 xThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"$ O: d- e! l! @6 K) P
' i# V0 z# R& Y3 T; f, BRowing Your Boat4 E. G2 _; w2 a
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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; v" Y. A5 C; T8 h2 U% iTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That# a- W* B' J- ~' ^
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.8 i+ @( D0 V9 H
! ~0 E$ d, `8 B) r* eThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.+ M: t/ j# X$ @1 g, O! W
7 |; W* i5 B Z6 @6 ?The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes., j( D; n( w, T) J
( J9 |# X' n+ ^: O7 s; Z; TFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.( J) m; N* u$ ]1 ] @4 l) `
+ J, w8 L' A4 cSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"+ D3 P0 O' r% n1 D# J1 I+ |2 _
" A, Y8 E: e' Y0 U& I" i- cThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
! e; q3 G V2 K! {2 r% H! xA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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, B) _, V) w3 Z& SThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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& o: f! l. n; @" RThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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