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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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' o, O2 W) C3 [, `' ?' nFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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The blonde started laughing., x! K/ k1 q7 @- a) }
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.: s$ k/ I! m5 C: Z5 j! O
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.; _( a" J; l( H/ k1 @( |# o
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
; u1 I4 b- N4 N! c3 OTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.3 C# F- s. d' C: Q$ X
# a- R- e( i5 A, ]+ G; h6 L2 pThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That2 ]. c% B- k: Y, P" b
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.) }# i; r! R9 M- j6 U/ h
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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9 l! ]' L; z8 z; h% r0 JSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.- h- T1 @, s4 Z- m+ U
5 K+ y4 g5 d$ b4 t/ qTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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) P1 [) X3 O: ~( \# D& QThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!". D% v6 v" n' v. A
9 j# [& C3 _. ^1 i6 I. F- V4 BAre You Really Sure?
( |8 ~# }: f# D. t: E. {A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"3 @$ [) }1 \/ e2 T
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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$ b$ [( a) P! Z% P& tOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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2 x8 _/ @3 D, K- E4 u/ J( xThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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, N, k9 N0 K I$ _$ JA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.2 S4 t) f3 E0 G, h+ ?
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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1 N8 E; G$ o% [1 a) u7 X) SThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"& ~+ v. i- o; _! g" n: ^3 P
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