Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
0 x, l3 Q# c. F% g' ~One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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% g1 s) k; K% \/ c* uThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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: ]1 [  s; X) K5 B6 Y' _: K$ QHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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! x4 C  U5 J4 e8 LThe blonde started laughing.
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7 ^! J, f+ G9 k$ ~1 v; ?This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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: |# n4 B+ _; v: ?The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

3 S" s  Y' K3 MRowing Your Boat
, y# t" }5 x. uTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

: g& g4 B6 U3 l, i. Q- O& I$ kThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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" s4 ]. x) ]: J: ATo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

8 \, q, i' I: b/ r7 _* o. X8 dThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

* c/ a+ c6 [* Q4 p/ z9 j. F) }6 t5 CThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

3 [  l5 R& x' j+ Z( XFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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- `) a, ?% h+ {* }Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

3 h8 ~/ [% }6 S! @+ M9 LTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

1 w+ m' U7 H. n  p" c* rThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

3 R$ l% l0 ~$ B5 y2 ?1 @/ S* s1 mAre You Really Sure?
- ^2 [9 s" T% Q7 CA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

8 I. F( \/ |$ ]6 A0 P5 _The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

5 e+ c/ X* n# Z" F: kBlonde Sky Divers
6 d+ k# a; ?, {& pA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.

) H+ `9 J8 _7 M+ L. }: B  ?The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.

" ]( b# D" y% x6 nThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

, ?5 [/ c4 T- G% Y  U[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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