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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
6 X8 |6 C3 g3 n# c# W0 ~5 `One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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3 q8 g/ w; K( W) iFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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3 P  ^. o( G* N5 u# [+ b% }The blonde started laughing.) H3 g6 L5 S# u, W

) T  ]2 y2 c! M$ {- _6 D" OThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield., s8 K" [" S$ \9 V% ^6 M

+ N; K1 ^8 }' {% zThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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3 l* V: i5 w& k% |2 {( u6 A" J! n9 L) ULivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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$ u2 o$ ~' q' q/ T( QThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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+ S8 l" d: m5 Z9 }Rowing Your Boat1 x* T& b8 A" Y* s" ]
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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- }. `% S* r. o9 W; ?, n' G# pThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."- [4 _! t4 a) e; H
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I Want to Buy That2 l2 h$ h" m; K4 V- x
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.# f8 M$ x+ {* A, {
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.9 r) Y" u1 ~; A, b) B' b
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.6 B, w4 L" @' C3 D+ M
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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3 Y4 C- K* g8 U+ aThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"! Z* ?' f8 S& a2 X1 a% j* R# O9 h
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"( U. j# a0 o1 E" @; F1 W
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Are You Really Sure?
+ E/ G- r1 u' D# LA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"! K1 T5 E. @3 P1 j( z6 a0 {
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"& j! S: n5 f4 `8 Q3 \  s! v0 A. z$ H
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers  `3 g: m) o, Y3 M( F
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.5 T1 ~& H- G3 e* O

* B% ], `: X1 I* L; o: PThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.- a! [7 l4 i% p/ K% _/ @
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.3 G7 W* a  P7 C# V5 S( R1 S
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"3 n% a% C% }3 y" I9 r1 Q
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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