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Blonde Car Accident
' x+ t% a" u8 M& c! Y& MOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.; J6 Q% c: @ e
( v3 |8 |3 G! |" e" p1 }( pThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.5 Q4 N$ o# }& V' {( r7 P4 V
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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4 v3 o2 |2 f3 UFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires./ p: i2 S W# o2 u
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The blonde started laughing.
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1 O: o8 P4 H0 C9 E( H$ bThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.) A( t0 N6 T" L b( W& f
% K+ f) ]0 l6 D) vLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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; x, k2 a* s# }2 dThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.3 k9 ~2 C$ Y8 J% E
& P/ B/ b2 t; `9 O$ MThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"9 {" n& W h9 O. H l6 @% }
) z% ]8 w' V9 c7 ~9 CRowing Your Boat
$ K" C1 V7 s' JTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.. _+ q/ ]* U; ~1 P9 [2 i8 q3 W
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"" @4 U0 E1 ~3 g& r
- Q1 {# }5 _/ F) D/ f( V0 i/ @# PTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."- ~, D& K! c( j3 M# g
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I Want to Buy That
3 c' a$ ]& J/ Y2 u, _7 m# C# TA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.7 z' Q' L8 k+ ~7 {( ]
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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; t! O$ E: }5 J9 v, [2 AFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.- Q1 f/ a. \2 J
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.: F' l/ E! t# _. r% Q! f0 g. q$ r
$ u; H/ d1 w9 {* `$ nThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"" N" H, n' u. _' y
! I! Y5 y- `! c0 P% T( w- [" VThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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/ Y9 \; D( D5 U& ~. ^Are You Really Sure?8 l" f4 d0 l; O6 J B+ q
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?", _ b* S6 J1 Q
6 b! s/ ^ j; f; y: lIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.". B& N: G, Z( v) A& y8 q
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."4 v8 i9 B( M& C* ?9 }' X+ |! u
, d9 _5 b- y2 kBlonde Sky Divers
% g! s$ ^4 R# _/ f: R8 M0 eA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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$ ^ C; {- ?6 y8 s1 k2 RThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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+ Y# r; \# O% l+ N5 C C4 oShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.7 C0 w) @' C- E: G. m" {
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?", y& s* ?$ ?8 n& M
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