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发表于 2008-10-7 12:29 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Blonde Car Accident
5 h, _+ G+ {  u* N9 d% v2 T( gOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck." G" {5 f% E8 u& A+ b) G  T

0 m8 K2 `9 _! eThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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# A2 y: L$ i8 rThe blonde started laughing.
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.  k# s' ]) U6 k4 ^) V+ _7 L
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.) }/ P  f# |* d; j! }

% k& |" @6 s( kThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
0 W* n- v/ L! i% u7 m7 u! xTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.: a* W7 e8 T& f% L( q
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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: P2 z9 E6 T$ e9 x  V! C5 CTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."0 a9 K% r/ a$ @% p* D( a9 l

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.1 A& }! M! G' g0 X# g% j, N

) V1 ]$ v& U4 U5 B: D: qThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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- v9 n: |9 @" DThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.# q$ d, A1 n0 J7 O' a1 f8 }

/ R2 e, \9 ~, i* h# GSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time., K) r( w: d( P( J5 x0 t
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.6 c0 c6 [( g/ e% L, P0 Z# N) h" w
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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0 D% i8 l5 @- b5 W0 TThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"* s, S4 Q' w6 Q

9 m3 I& f* A+ y  dAre You Really Sure?
+ g  ~4 d+ u+ O8 ^A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"4 @! G# T7 l: X, O; M. w7 Y. U! ]. {5 Q
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"% f2 D, T+ O: e" R' {7 D% n
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.0 M! H5 g* X1 {2 Y3 A6 e0 D& y
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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0 ]# |" H" _) B+ ^The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"/ W7 W+ O5 Z% m. q
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[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-10-9 08:44 | 显示全部楼层
Not funny at all?
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发表于 2008-10-9 10:41 | 显示全部楼层
funny, thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-11-11 00:25 | 显示全部楼层
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