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Blonde Car Accident/ f; @- E w; ~# @ ^! c
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.! s& B* {6 Z% A4 U6 x3 m5 a
/ S. f* K9 Q+ C" x% D: T" YThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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* F% u4 c; ~+ G( S0 n* m/ @Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires." C: U0 p b+ x9 m# H
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The blonde started laughing.
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* D% {5 v/ T" _This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder." n6 E n+ F# |0 r( g
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.* i( I$ n5 }6 O5 ~
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat8 U/ X7 J/ Q! S2 ]! O0 b8 p* x2 f; K
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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% h6 a+ k) c8 {9 |4 TThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"9 j5 \5 E- d5 P- M' M# b
0 [6 l# i) t" b4 G- }9 PTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."9 N' [2 m: r' a) \
: {9 u( M# O6 l9 H1 ?I Want to Buy That9 S2 A+ z5 M: K, P: w
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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* @- q; d& E" I: E, {The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.9 I3 l- c$ m/ _, ]* B0 H# _
9 ~" x& [9 T% E4 E& YFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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4 J' W/ o: |, WTo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?": i4 l/ n7 N+ Z' Y% ?- j/ S, W# P
6 r6 N9 x7 a b! p( W8 ]The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
1 |- e- i) U5 v/ }( j) f. MA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"# c* M1 r" O4 i
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.", X0 B j/ b5 O; a' B# x; r
. |! S3 f* u. W7 L4 Z& q& h' uOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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* i: s2 a, q W# IThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."7 g; I$ t8 B! y: c
S o$ x( `+ T% d7 k' ~7 qBlonde Sky Divers( X# X4 }. J J M
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.$ ?. a% C! \0 ~' T6 g$ Z; c: z
* W* v3 d: X" BShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"# V# s! S8 V2 }# U
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