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Blonde Car Accident
( Z: r! V% w/ W- _One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck., S& F- K( K. _) j
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car./ V. ]+ f& H+ z& A* N
$ a$ |: Y- |1 A" Q( r) z5 |$ F" nHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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3 a" D8 G0 {* M4 \8 c0 L9 sFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.0 V+ L4 E1 O4 _/ c8 T
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The blonde started laughing.
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2 ?7 Y! a0 e. WThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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7 V" z3 O! k- z$ `- I% q; \Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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7 V' w# R( B3 V' u" cThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"% |' o7 Q6 I9 }$ n
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Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.5 o0 l; w6 D! d0 v8 Z/ z% x" P
4 X9 p2 g }8 f/ ^' ZThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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' {. V2 E+ N7 E N( b2 d3 `2 XTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.0 z0 _. ^0 \. t4 H" j
! S( C/ {, Y2 H( n1 X! g. E7 V( z2 ~3 f# _The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.+ R7 W+ d7 E" M& ~9 |3 A' z2 Y
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.6 P' |2 {$ \* L5 w. o, K
- B4 m/ V( o9 M7 @To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.( N- ?* @. Y# X2 k5 c0 l
2 |; q$ {. T5 r {$ c: `3 ]The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"* l- Q2 ]% S6 P. k8 }
: L* [' N' l/ r* I: z( ?" {; c: Z% aThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"8 R5 h2 ^2 y, z9 Y3 f
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Are You Really Sure?( I5 D- m9 l6 w8 c( @$ ]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"3 `1 E) ]( u6 X% ]
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."% X/ w+ D. O4 d, m) g
, V K0 G7 ^" w5 s1 y! O( S. E: r" AOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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( g5 j0 c, O: {& [+ E+ p& ]6 GBlonde Sky Divers
o9 x+ {( `; q: \A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.3 }* s) Q. J+ y3 ?
7 ^# l5 _$ f9 ^5 I& L, I2 _7 d/ T; ZThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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: z3 V1 j5 u0 A8 S' `. E5 W _She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.- M! _0 g. R' N! w# z# {; Q5 `* Q" y2 `
, s5 X3 }) [" ?1 a8 sThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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