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Blonde Car Accident
( U/ i6 |7 ^; x9 c" C1 d( S W; ]One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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# ^5 s$ z3 j( P; \The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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& T' `9 m0 `; @- HFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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; r+ a# K4 i: X5 X5 N# h+ NThe blonde started laughing.; Y; T6 b0 `6 B$ V6 a* @, D
8 k. Z# P4 B6 R5 m1 |" V1 ~This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.$ _; M* ^; L1 Z/ v: c
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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& `. y8 S- M* B7 `1 D* sLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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7 q _) q: t. n qThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.% W6 u4 a" }$ t: o0 M" q6 n2 |2 L) _
) A; T2 j6 T) Z+ cThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"2 `+ P/ C2 o# V* S {5 s1 n
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Rowing Your Boat
/ [5 ^! t$ q }" c; m+ ~& Z ETwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.; p$ B8 h7 l* i( i4 T
6 N4 R1 M5 } z7 n" e9 CThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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I Want to Buy That
0 \( i$ K6 D8 ]) Y- BA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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4 O5 y9 z& v; M' T$ d; O& sThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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% N- p* D" z0 Q- `2 T" g: PThe next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.1 e; Y6 e- [- f, P0 B9 a; L
7 D0 J$ Z4 k$ u& E; l3 @- V! bFrustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.7 u- l; Z# K8 z& Y# q" a; K6 W
2 V- v' \1 G, Z9 j* P1 h% t* wSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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( S ?- z' \. M Q1 `5 _' `$ a/ STo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.. q; W9 i' n5 R3 y! {
7 ]6 l% Q9 O: W! GThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"& Q- Z( Y- k, D! b! u& T
+ k0 g9 s' z- w) V& P6 H7 U; P' TThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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9 g7 U7 z# B0 H( JAre You Really Sure?- L( S1 r# q) V1 j
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"# b7 R* E' c( U- Q8 m
& w3 x$ f& L( z" y$ aIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."; ^7 }5 }7 H& M! S0 V9 _7 ], T
8 K. f1 I2 W" ]Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"& O$ j4 r' f6 _7 D4 O0 ?' I$ u$ Y
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers3 X9 O, y" P6 e0 }! W
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.$ W0 c/ z0 f) Y( b# h
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"/ ]9 O+ K$ e, i: O
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