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Blonde Car Accident6 w" n9 M7 G- s: s8 E( n
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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^. j" x% f. D% j; Q+ TThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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j- q3 H. }0 t9 f- THe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.6 e( N7 v2 [ ^1 z
? _1 Z" o% O, W; k! rFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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! t! ^( ^. h2 cThe blonde started laughing.
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3 X; Q$ y/ U% \3 a5 Q2 G# {+ XThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.; U) N7 h1 G( T. J- o
4 E3 @$ \; v2 y# A* cLivid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.6 L4 i k4 l) D- Z) O5 A
! I6 N% m- I% \0 e$ lThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.7 O* T1 l" d& i1 d4 C& D
% Q# G" e6 z2 `; Z0 j( C; s% WThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"! P. i* x4 K/ P. ~, V5 {
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Rowing Your Boat
0 h1 A/ Z2 V' W' q. W. @Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.* }3 A: G( F) ^- U$ k
' d3 T& N# V t& qThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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8 R: B% J2 q. v1 U% A& ?To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.": D* X; c' T. z" T
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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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# B8 z4 w- j a/ H6 NThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.9 x8 x" m5 R! {* L0 ]: f
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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7 j8 j) O P& @0 x+ y8 q+ u. L) |Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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& D) Y' h8 Z+ A5 a: Q+ ETo her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.; D% ^+ r \. i
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?" z4 O( q8 V2 H
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The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"7 ~. Q7 R' G2 t4 @
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Are You Really Sure?* _( Y8 ~6 ^" g/ \& ~2 @& {
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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# P5 }6 m1 M5 KOur bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers
o9 t* {0 Q. eA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.9 f/ Z! d! F ?6 T9 V: I2 M0 i
# r! y. h5 V- \) j2 d0 YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.* B+ s& n7 d/ |9 d" K; ~% C
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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6 E7 a% c9 z" }3 q' C/ cThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"' k, ] y/ ]* [; o' ~+ T; P5 w: N
* x) f/ @& M: X3 y( H& h7 q[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ] |
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