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Blonde Car Accident5 i; l% J- z1 m" Y. ^$ I- [3 T
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.2 n0 k; F( y a; u
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The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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1 z2 g, i5 u$ W6 D- xHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle., F2 D* F, K; A
' Z$ p3 ?4 D8 U$ X& cFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.6 D; x9 V! W0 a1 y, g/ R
3 L; X5 q3 M p lThe blonde started laughing.
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; u( X. c; J. V( e1 m ZThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.5 ?& k- X* x7 e3 [
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This time the blonde laughed even harder., E( N; N7 K K( }7 O8 W X* l
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.$ m6 ~1 \8 R+ ^9 M( b! E% R
" Y) [4 C* j$ W/ C+ LThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.$ r% k. E( d a# }( N, U& C: M
) d4 [4 p5 r0 J2 C1 }The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat/ m9 F; @, u7 O2 t3 h% f
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat." Z" A' j- g9 q1 R# n" {4 R
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"+ D" d' A% e6 U- l4 i4 n
# y! e& K, V9 FTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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( }3 _" @$ S7 gI Want to Buy That
0 l4 Z3 W' i: x) I+ O- w9 c. r) GA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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9 l" Z( f% T' A9 W9 pThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.6 _* Q; E( B+ b8 G1 I6 D# ^
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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0 n3 W( t2 q# j5 ]6 x, xSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.8 ]3 i; t/ F4 ^! `: F: m. H3 m
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?") ?/ g" S9 o/ N9 m8 Q( c, q& u! m2 C
- ?- Q2 v! P8 Z! L. qThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?3 W" Z. c9 O" U- C' q* [
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"! o& R( C/ a4 G* `# ^1 t
7 ?# R) f) B# s' F7 vIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."0 |! k9 `* h9 x v2 s. M0 m7 Z
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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" ]) y! a+ s2 jThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times." d% Y2 K5 [+ \: l. d. f; C
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Blonde Sky Divers
3 S3 ^6 N0 B; ~9 A% r7 _A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.8 p" l6 O% F4 S6 C& y; D) p# p
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.2 Z$ B# f) x4 N) Z9 Y
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She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.: E$ v0 ]0 z. n" k
! P- D2 e d0 |( n! |" I- K1 cThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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