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Blonde Car Accident
* u _7 J! X: ^) E- t8 ^8 [One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck., A; x+ k, l- ]' N4 {
) d2 S* I3 k K4 dThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. y: f" K0 h6 S; Y4 p t
8 ]# O9 w o8 j6 r/ ZHe took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle. i7 O/ X+ H, z- T( c6 F
( |) F6 r X. D+ V GFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.
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& `$ M. T2 V0 r- f. UThe blonde started laughing.
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* l. q& S' l/ g! }This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.) [) S; y, d: Y5 a; q3 P
% k" N1 t+ a0 J6 wThis time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.
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1 v' ^0 f, Y" h# LThe blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.0 I4 Y4 S4 m" R- D
4 f# C: [& u( r% e" A3 n0 EThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat" v* D! l2 H& r% i/ Q/ K- [
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.- e7 J: n, Q& H: I' a
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The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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To this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."
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2 P3 g2 \0 i. l3 n: ^. eI Want to Buy That; ]. @7 h- B9 |* w# D
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner." K0 y% h) _4 m3 U, B" G- e
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The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.- O( J% q( k% s% B0 Q1 L( _
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.1 J1 u5 }, S1 p
% Q" u6 y1 G% a) oSure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.- f6 h h# v7 B
1 R' m1 I5 j6 Z6 ?To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.
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( O1 v0 U9 p0 |5 \0 PThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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+ E3 l& c; `! U8 V1 m& fThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"* ~- w* ]' g6 i# `% U7 ~- c, j7 |7 G
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h* Q$ }' I7 J' |: @5 l2 n0 a3 JA blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"& `4 p l- |2 A5 {
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In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?") h' X6 H! x1 Y6 i1 n# p- }
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."/ L7 s0 v# h2 U7 a
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Blonde Sky Divers: ], P6 `4 [" ?
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.) G m: S* ~- B
: r3 ~- A& Z. u! s) YThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.6 ` A, `8 t! ~
0 w$ b0 ~: o* w/ a$ C! sShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.4 T. i5 j, m! A8 |# U8 t9 l1 o
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The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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