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Blonde Car Accident+ ?9 v" t4 k* w4 H2 d# O4 b! a8 ]( y
One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.
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0 ~- R$ V4 n( s% w* c/ x/ N& OThe truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.0 w7 @' x7 L9 F8 t# P/ m, W, o% b
3 V6 Y( n/ M: a) G$ d) `4 y7 JFurious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.; e' c6 [* x" S$ Q* ?
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The blonde started laughing.3 O0 O1 A0 `7 Z+ B
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This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.
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This time the blonde laughed even harder.
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Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.9 \$ H7 S: ]9 [; \+ w% Y7 L/ d, s- G7 U
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The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.8 V9 O8 I5 a! q& c2 E
6 ?" {0 r0 {! p0 L+ VThe blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"
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Rowing Your Boat
) V9 D) {" S9 P& D% XTwo blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.
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7 S; c" v `# K+ LThe driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"
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6 i: W6 ?5 ?3 W. c: [. s( lTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her.". N% H0 A- g( T
, i% y* b1 _# H( s1 OI Want to Buy That
& T+ f- N. r ?" eA blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.$ `2 }& g: @0 R, s* Q1 F
3 M* J+ R$ r/ d. xThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.6 ~7 f/ R. }# T' }7 V5 \4 l
e" J4 p0 q5 p! ` b0 @% J7 ^The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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9 E: g5 K W$ v; A8 ~2 c, |Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.$ i0 o: s( C4 }4 r
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.
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To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.! G% x6 F1 x+ b
% N/ ?! m I% ]% A! x. u; \The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"
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1 y: v* S; f3 f! c8 WThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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2 p) x" {( Y; K3 j! d4 x1 H) a9 y3 UAre You Really Sure?0 Q/ f- a8 u3 C( v
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
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/ l4 }; X5 Z) T$ bIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."9 R3 X; _: M: L$ m, ? F* v
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Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"2 C) p ]) N1 h' W9 r
& `. ?5 o( E( n5 s3 P" D2 DThe blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."
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Blonde Sky Divers+ K/ S* W( Y: n
A blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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( t& U/ p7 u* V, Y/ UThe brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.
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1 ~& m* ~% a! n$ P+ l) U; ?: y9 jShe pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.9 y9 z' `2 q: S/ t) n- e
: o6 {1 M" C9 }$ z4 d8 HThe blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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