Blonde Jokes

Xbfeng

Blonde Car Accident
& q2 W+ ^: r' p% x) |5 jOne day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.
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He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.
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" f; {" z1 v/ N8 g1 |Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.
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, V; B" e" S9 d+ YThis made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

( P9 O6 ^3 q" ]The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.
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The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Rowing Your Boat
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat.

7 ~( v' Y7 x- ]- L/ L/ ~The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!"

9 Z" @  ~& s  \; x( o" n) cTo this, the other blonde replies "I know it, and if I knew how to swim, I'd go out there and drown her."

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A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.
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9 H! g" U6 @3 _2 I/ tThe clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.
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The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.
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Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.
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Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

5 z7 S$ k. W8 e4 aThe blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

8 j5 E+ H7 }# r5 B4 y- t1 rThe clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"
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Are You Really Sure?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

& w8 w2 _5 }! z3 K; YIn a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
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The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

Blonde Sky Divers
+ B1 h+ k. d: j. e" ~, B+ qA blonde and a brunette are skydiving.
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The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord -- nothing happens.

She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing.
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; |7 D) y5 Y  h: A% m+ t( x, [The blonde finally jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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; H8 W9 C: N. a' [9 [$ f) S' L6 F[ 本帖最后由 Xbfeng 于 2008-10-7 13:31 编辑 ]

Xbfeng

Not funny at all?

billzhao

funny, thanks for sharing.

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