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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
, x9 z- c# R: y. _7 K' j0 }# R% ?原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 ( w5 q* q6 A* W
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。
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/ ]! N r4 ~8 Y3 i) d' G One should love animals. They are so tasty.7 c$ [( ^. D9 b8 O$ g4 R
0 c4 d5 a+ I" F, R 每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。
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" P: Y6 c. W9 s2 i, E Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。# j( r& Y# ^6 H4 }( C8 n- R S
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.
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! [( K; v! t7 V* [+ n 要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。" V# J8 I9 Z* r; z0 [( F$ B
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.) G6 e0 ^5 A$ B2 @) m
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。1 }8 `+ r# _7 U1 R& d* C
# B* x9 H- j4 `9 k- `% S7 Q; n- n Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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; m! s7 q$ G) @ 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。2 G5 D& L, b7 H7 ^( h, L$ A! c
' ]+ G2 j9 r3 U' p8 ^; ^- V- v2 e1 ? The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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! p% L# \0 s+ x 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。, K' _( k: ~0 m. w j f* f
( u0 c; Z' ^* [7 r3 m Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.$ ^. J* E' p$ P1 l3 V. w) w1 c
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。3 h, v7 l& E, W/ r
7 H" d& r% X; A8 J Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。& s% @2 X( Q, V, z7 `8 T
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。
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, J! g) q( I* r# F, m “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.$ x; g6 Q; m0 w& g* |
2 g- C$ `% [# k7 T8 K0 J0 M “现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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8 d8 x: `0 a* k. T4 q' [8 |/ ? There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning./ l. }, a% N$ Q Q
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应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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“Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。5 E# P5 T: M9 K7 O8 F
$ Z- h2 N: Q# d8 ]) D- H “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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, ^8 S' n6 }% Q; z. e( P 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。7 H' S! B$ O0 e0 i0 a+ }2 L
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。* e% w0 ^% Y8 T# @, H! h7 t
, ], M; L3 u. ]& E! ]& q When two’s company, three’s the result!1 A. W; d3 l6 }
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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$ w# _4 d0 D% x# E A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view., h K5 S3 L6 U! R" Y" V& y2 k
% d2 y( ~ ?" K( X+ G 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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2 j$ h V8 Q1 v' ]2 s* F The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.; s: `( _1 I. X; J* b r( @
1 k# f& A& D& p7 O H8 [# Z/ I! d The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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