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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴 7 S1 k& Y, y5 E" a! m/ b! ~: L5 g
原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 / U a& e3 R# n' l
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.9 |/ f) U! i* ]
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。! S. ~ x, H- q5 x8 w4 M
$ X% G2 D% J' Q One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。! v# S/ D. d/ o* S
7 [; _! S; `1 }* e5 a0 f Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.1 _& r. Z& i2 V
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要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。; f1 Y( f& z) }5 i, A& K1 P V8 U
2 J$ H M$ h+ I4 O4 @ Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.- t& `- g" ?. }6 u# V. |
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。( i' v | _, O: G$ R
. A3 q) H* f! N; U, s" g Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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- s3 Y4 M/ p; }' W" ]* z Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.& N6 @. w4 q7 s. t7 i
3 C4 x2 i, O4 f5 ?0 Y# b 聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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4 B! U3 G: i6 H2 c% C R# H4 ~ Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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# B% J G2 P. n. n 不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。
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& ~9 [1 l" ?( o' A) b Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。
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5 ^! L7 |2 [" k. `6 D' R4 F Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。, k1 p* k' Z6 m( P: x
2 e) t5 \- o3 M1 d9 | A( I “Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.% s2 s; ^2 T. q4 l* `7 t
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。. b/ p, K$ z- t: u0 H# h9 A2 l
# C- l1 {! J; S" K4 _( ~: f( X There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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8 B% L4 F- g/ L, E# q 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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) X w+ `- G* A: _& O: ? “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?, M; }0 i5 g: P9 A& K1 ^. j# e
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。) p3 h7 `+ G7 V8 a. E
& t$ a- C+ n3 N; ? “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!* q, K+ x, L' D4 \1 T" M5 ~
4 J" B) a4 }5 T( Q8 }* ^3 R 工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.1 v( N5 W/ z2 W0 k5 }
$ I$ ^) H9 y0 X9 p. m: w4 w) {" r f 神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。, g7 A% o6 h$ X; T: Y# Z
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When two’s company, three’s the result!
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两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.' e* p) A8 p' U
& o* a9 t9 V5 q; V$ z 服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.
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The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.
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+ @$ B- I- P4 t 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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