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本文由倍可亲网友[ 蓝蓝的天 ] 于 2008-10-8 21:56 上贴
& v% \: Y: m* C( O; y原文网址: http://club.backchina.com/main/viewthread.php?tid=713559 7 b: ^- \1 u- a8 W4 P
Money is not everything. There’s Mastercard & Visa.% r7 D1 R, v- u$ L( X! ?, s
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钞票不是万能的,有时还需要信用卡。& w$ ~7 j+ b; A& z5 m& U+ r
8 Q+ {. U0 [/ N7 c4 g Q2 ? One should love animals. They are so tasty.
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每个人都应该热爱动物,因为它们很好吃。7 G2 n, h+ \' {. |: `8 g0 k
! b& K( Y. v4 z, v6 ?6 Z Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
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% N5 {; r. X8 Z3 U* ?1 X 要节约用水,尽量和女友一起洗澡。1 h0 q k: t5 y- l
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Love the neighbor. But don’t get caught.0 e9 n' \, ]" u. v
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要用心去爱你的邻居,不过不要让她的老公知道.。2 R7 |* P5 l2 u' J. g- s" d
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Behind every successful man,there is a woman.And behind every unsuccessful man,there are two.2 D7 q$ d* G& b
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每个成功男人的背后,都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后, 都有两个。
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# R8 ]1 H7 \8 P. C7 \ Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚,幸福不是永久的嘛。
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0 }( x, o. J. j* x$ k6 V! V The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.
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聪明人都是未婚的,结婚的人很难再聪明起来.。
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5 n' i$ U9 d6 ~) p Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.. B1 b' \0 W* e
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成功是一个相关名词,他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚(联系)。
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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不要等明天交不上差再找借口, 今天就要找好。& J+ \) {0 ~; ^2 y3 w7 _0 J
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Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.
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爱情就象照片,需要大量的暗房时间来培养。8 u4 `! M7 E( v$ Q( p: z* m0 ^
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Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.
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后排座位上的小孩会生出意外, 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。& X1 Y- _; c! U/ F* J
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“Your future depends on your dreams.” So go to sleep.7 f6 W q+ r0 T8 w
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“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”,所以还是再睡一会吧。
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% ~( V. a! F0 B' F There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.
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1 d$ w0 V2 B! v& W; t 应该有更好的方式开始新一天,而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。
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% k, e/ i$ w+ ~' S5 p" [8 O “Hard work never killed anybody.“ But why take the risk?
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努力工作不会导致死亡!不过我不会用自己去证明。
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* v; a# a4 I) C& T “Work fascinates me.“ I can look at it for hours!
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工作好有意思耶!尤其是看着别人工作。
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8 c7 e5 F1 g4 P2 W/ l6 V God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.9 p0 a4 f* k0 f& n
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神决定了谁是你的亲戚,幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。. t4 B; P" ^' f- _1 X o: b1 N
" g% t7 Y" e/ M. h1 H/ K When two’s company, three’s the result!
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/ |+ c5 Y- o4 ~9 c1 j& T+ E) C. t2 u 两个人的状态是不稳定的,三个人才是!" x9 D; B" U, Z! {. F0 Z
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A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.( [+ n! t) M. z8 Y! F( H
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服饰就象铁丝网,它阻止你冒然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。
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! w3 T# K3 |8 z$ y/ r, y The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.' H h" p+ Z+ p* X- y6 F
9 M# G2 ?9 R$ o" [/ l- z; F The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.& L5 m" w. a2 u3 r+ g
2 f3 X" r( J: s 学的越多,知道的越多, 知道的越多,忘记的越多, 忘记的越多,知道的越少, 为什么学来着。 |
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