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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' v3 w7 s6 L7 T! T
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 0 f, ?/ r) t$ r8 B* o3 y) w
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 9 |- k1 N8 K% f! G; K$ n1 `
~" d$ f8 h* Y. r; D% b% UQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
B8 `3 g+ D8 _1 C$ k r- aA: Your car. 3 i: Y: `, M/ U5 }/ ~$ s/ H5 g
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? + j p# {" s2 T+ ~
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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1 A9 U6 t I" |7 Z. S$ j* mQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
: R1 c: S+ j/ J9 t- T vA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. 6 k6 [6 U: W+ b6 c" a6 j. J8 V
2 U" Y. ]1 z9 N7 d8 NQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
9 c) \2 b/ `4 j6 J" P6 b" JA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. / M, D9 e" b0 x
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
! ~% v, q3 @8 _9 MA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ; T8 F& g# Q5 |
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? ' [- X6 P" ?7 j$ m3 n# E- ^5 `
A: The color.
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8 x* B* K0 y1 _# z. x5 sQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. H- F: z; @+ q4 r/ ]+ A( aA: Heavy psychedelics.
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$ w/ Q$ f7 m! r" D0 P GQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
5 U4 E) O* U) Q0 E7 SA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! h1 r+ \) n* Z4 P2 a' p' u/ ?A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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