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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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! s" F5 Q- V+ M$ VQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 2 n* k8 f7 z) C6 T7 V: T% s) D
A: What for? He can't see my license plate. ! l1 T& C0 p% t7 F+ p* c# Z
8 K+ Q5 B( o3 S5 n& j8 K' tQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
, J) }" E# ^4 m5 F1 TA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." & ~+ s: o$ k' H! r
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? - _+ D) P$ @" e' Z5 [
A: Your car. 1 D: y0 g0 ~6 ]' V# g3 l8 I
3 d: W8 Q4 }) eQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
6 s z5 o5 f A% `6 g) @* uA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
' H6 G% V' H( Y q$ a2 b. ^A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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a: }" R+ `! mQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
" b/ U0 s: L" m2 nA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? / Y* ?" A% s! U r1 z* i* G: g
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
m7 h4 v* b2 s1 l2 ]6 [# Z( CA: The color.
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* K; `/ X# R. UQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
2 u3 K& Q: c* [1 d+ v: ~* SA: Heavy psychedelics.
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$ E3 g: U+ J* k0 s$ yQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: a* V; t( c1 q' ^/ l. G0 \% VA: Carry loaded weapons.
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" O+ ^) K; m# ]8 NQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
9 M7 @4 ^( O4 z0 q% j; i) r3 tA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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