Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
3 M, [7 L! r8 |A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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) f% r. ~* _! c% r, b, QQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
5 |: \4 \' y* X  t. q* GA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
+ a  \# v$ e2 _6 n1 iA: Your car.
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4 m+ R/ C. U" N% D) [7 c+ F8 t% RQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
, A/ l+ X5 b6 Q' |' E9 BA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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# b$ E+ V% m1 N5 ]Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
2 u4 s. y; V6 \9 `9 b1 J5 WA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
$ S/ J# i! {) K' v6 u1 D) m% mA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

: V2 Q8 Z4 I- C: F  IQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

' M* I3 o: b- ~' DQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

- C9 c* o& I6 vQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
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$ J& S: L( h* R! @; M- {Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! e9 x1 s/ _( ^A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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