Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
( q7 g3 y" J/ n6 NA: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
6 i1 f$ g; u- o+ vA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
! @  B- ~# `$ ]5 c/ mA: Your car.
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7 y+ N* |  J5 c: M+ w- MQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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& E  S4 V) R5 `& o2 V9 ~: X5 OQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

0 w8 O; l7 ?6 v2 MQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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* j) x6 m+ ]  |9 FQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
" Z5 d& \4 |9 v% o3 OA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
! i3 y# q: e# h$ HA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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