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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? 9 X; @  t. g' B0 M# v
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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3 V( N8 b7 {5 D& \, XQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? ; q$ l- G2 n* x9 \1 @
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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$ j4 c/ }4 b) X+ Y) x' S% wQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? & o$ u6 q& H% x; j
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% B% e: v' b" |" k# G9 ~A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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) j. ]3 E5 b- BQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? ! z5 U! v/ |2 {* }/ n0 [
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? : d5 |; `7 D: Z5 Y; \/ J6 r3 \
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? + S* Q" ]5 f2 r$ r7 j' ?4 w
A: Heavy psychedelics. * [. _  w/ u! p1 Z+ ]
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? $ @- N4 ?3 {/ J/ ~
A: Carry loaded weapons. 4 \5 j- O( n8 j' l7 u
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? " Z& U. o( V6 r' i% z
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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