Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

- e8 L0 Y: y; p1 b6 q9 B7 d% k  `1 c' QQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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% I* T: V. g6 P: G* [Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

- T' h8 Y1 ]5 x; MQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. `4 c; O8 d& AA: Your car.
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+ _7 ^+ t. H0 r2 @Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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! L0 b; h' _3 c9 ]8 KQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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: I! ^8 `5 P6 `5 P0 N; lQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
4 R5 b( i- _1 }$ B4 ~A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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1 J: @- u. s  [: |Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
1 A+ l( U5 m- D$ vA: Heavy psychedelics.

Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

4 {& P. D: \! aQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
* d% S3 p& `0 d. I/ u; PA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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