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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
& B; _- ?0 n# W- ?A: What for? He can't see my license plate. % A' p4 H" Y' G
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
! m/ B8 s$ d1 `7 \+ Q8 K$ pA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." 3 b8 x5 C$ P) T/ F/ [+ {8 Z
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use? 1 ?* f6 K- y" F' N; x
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: W3 v( X) {$ X; \- ]* X. IA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
. r, s5 [' P9 t! \2 OA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. + l$ o$ T1 o3 [* s' n) {4 C3 {
+ ^+ ?, G# H( a2 a8 g6 c" {4 KQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
8 M. c9 }7 R* O) w* r9 BA: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
7 V$ t6 Y3 h, S8 L! RA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 5 B2 T, N* Y! h5 m6 w6 U
A: The color.
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! e+ ]6 Y7 i5 M1 NQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
5 p8 C. A4 X I1 R$ UA: Heavy psychedelics.
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2 j8 c: b1 \. l6 E. W/ j9 b: f7 A6 kQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
; y W: s; @( Y1 P P2 tA: Carry loaded weapons.
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+ c' L6 p! ?# v6 d; R8 BQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
) v! g+ O; B- c. P2 N4 Y! sA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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