Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 q- r( l) v! s" F6 OQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  a, U- O, {; S5 x6 Y+ PA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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8 b$ Q' p: Q6 z( C4 D3 _7 e% H+ S5 VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 @# u  V* \2 p7 g3 cA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. M! e5 E8 }9 y: i( |1 K9 g' }A: Your car.

Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

7 ]& p2 m5 S( o, u4 @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; u+ H6 V- [7 D' N1 X: ?2 b" I. }. FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

! G. J* w/ q% T: h7 j# h# i% yQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

( H4 H0 X/ d: Z4 U% Y- x. R, |8 `( ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 p$ B$ d9 t+ w3 q- y4 CA: Heavy psychedelics.
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& n. F3 b9 `! T9 s6 MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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