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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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% Q; G0 w' ?) R+ }& J: Y$ |+ yQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road? ' ^5 E7 B( j; e, w6 X4 X
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? 6 y$ ^5 H' N0 S, G/ m; d9 l
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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& j- _3 F8 N) p' d( EQ: When driving through fog, what should you use? 2 t, r! b1 A$ O" i( T+ y
A: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
: T+ K) E2 l& j5 q9 C6 TA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
% R0 ]% a. }9 `4 EA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? \7 V# ?" ]3 o& R
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully. 4 M0 g/ _' N( z' I! Y
7 [5 J" @1 f& b1 i7 k- oQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? & p% V5 E" S/ m
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.
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Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? / D- g/ Q4 I% H! ]8 }7 V# h) e
A: The color.
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Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic? 3 l; i1 c% [& U3 o
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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5 I+ N* `$ J X1 V6 _( G& o: zQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
' D! N# X) v2 r, ], SA: Carry loaded weapons. # a$ g% d# L6 P1 J8 K. k! T
" f4 @- M9 ?4 i# q' iQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? ; ^) H- }1 J8 P. } n
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long. |
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