Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
' o3 r* h% e* u5 ?+ hA: Your car.
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
7 o% L! S( F4 h% J. sA: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

, g& \  k. b! c. t/ LQ: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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( \6 e3 D, H! j& ?( _, R" C- nQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" c4 _' L6 V( S- LA: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
. Z) w- d3 l; h; i: M& cA: Heavy psychedelics.
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) }7 f: `$ s9 V* B8 UQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
A: Carry loaded weapons.

3 h. [- }8 C0 M! qQ: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
: ^  g$ `# y% s$ C0 T8 TA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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