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发表于 2008-10-14 11:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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8 q- r( l) v! s" F6 OQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
  a, U- O, {; S5 x6 Y+ PA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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8 b$ Q' p: Q6 z( C4 D3 _7 e% H+ S5 VQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
0 @# u  V* \2 p7 g3 cA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do." % v+ X2 c6 h0 w
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Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?
. M! e5 E8 }9 y: i( |1 K9 g' }A: Your car. 1 d! n9 M( w1 e1 M  t; E
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Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident? / {- y' b7 S4 E- s8 |* ?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys. % p9 q! b8 G) `+ B" W* r; q$ \
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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? - v) d" t8 W' @8 `; R' b4 k$ I$ X
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster. - I8 d  y0 @2 V

7 ]& p2 m5 S( o, u4 @Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? 6 \6 B% [9 M: `6 g$ M( s
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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; u+ H6 V- [7 D' N1 X: ?2 b" I. }. FQ: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed? 2 l) {8 w4 h1 g5 p( L3 {$ g4 b9 L
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute. ' X* _! z$ a# u1 q( U1 Z8 y" X3 y

! G. J* w/ q% T: h7 j# h# i% yQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light? 1 d8 Z; n  }* ]
A: The color. ! p0 c; {  m, `! [. X4 T. ?

( H4 H0 X/ d: Z4 U% Y- x. R, |8 `( ?Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
0 p$ B$ d9 t+ w3 q- y4 CA: Heavy psychedelics.
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& n. F3 b9 `! T9 s6 MQ: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem? - p" V. z) p5 I' V2 C
A: Carry loaded weapons. , Z3 v/ {# ]. p1 y0 w5 Y
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer? . r! X1 ^" X$ ?% H0 M; X
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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发表于 2008-10-24 13:25 | 显示全部楼层
interesting
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发表于 2008-10-24 22:14 | 显示全部楼层
very funny.thanks for sharing.
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发表于 2008-10-25 05:12 | 显示全部楼层
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