Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.

Q: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
A: What for? He can't see my license plate.

) @9 B+ E1 C3 c$ d* T) S8 NQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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2 t8 a% j  v0 t4 Q6 q5 |+ CQ: When driving through fog, what should you use?
A: Your car.
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% g# M1 h' v; b( W9 V0 e9 sQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.
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/ S! O6 R8 I" L  C2 F! k5 F4 a# U3 MQ: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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7 O( y' K+ B# @+ b) \Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

( z3 t. I* Q: o5 c+ h4 j9 M1 qQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
6 k( W, G" o- y) J- k; l$ @3 p$ CA: Carry loaded weapons.

Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
; ]" g, L% |  l* B( O1 kA: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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