Driving Test

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The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school.
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& j1 p: I8 Z+ y7 cQ: Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the road?
5 r1 D; ]/ A5 k  cA: What for? He can't see my license plate.
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/ b- `% ~: Y9 UQ: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?
. c: d4 }6 G/ o5 j& y6 T0 G7 QA: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."

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# C% r+ B  e' t5 x5 Z4 s. P$ p* LA: Your car.

* Z( b# i' X  h7 d- U2 c9 |: m1 oQ: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?
A: Be too drunk to find your keys.

( l. s# V1 l3 j  D5 Y) `Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
  _+ d! L! D3 b! E2 Z- RA: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

# g% o: N2 u& ]9 J$ H- e3 b* ~. `Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?
A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.
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Q: What are some points to remember when passing or being passed?
" O. J, `( x- C. {2 a$ {A: Make eye contact and wave "hello" if she is cute.

' Z5 [3 f5 V- V) n2 o1 Y, SQ: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?
A: The color.
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2 {/ W' z( s4 `  I! G& \8 b2 eQ: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
& F* S: s' i; W6 B( }. eA: Heavy psychedelics.
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Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?
: o5 H0 A) |( D( V4 M5 c* f8 p: AA: Carry loaded weapons.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.

billzhao

interesting

蓝玫瑰

very funny.thanks for sharing.

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