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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her."
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George was brokenhearted.
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6 k. ~0 B- M3 n" {7 I. @After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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0 ^5 k* U, T& s; u a; u3 \; y( D6 ^"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." ; ]' o4 m; J* N8 O8 G
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George was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared. ; `& n/ o2 Q# g% t8 _: d e
$ d5 Y9 q/ L% @5 X6 O# I) j! f"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." * S' p# E- W, C/ W' P
' O3 I$ P% P7 |& v( x5 X5 D"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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