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One Sunday morning George burst into the living room and said, "Dad! Mom! I have some great news for you! I am getting married to the most beautiful girl in town. She lives a block away and her name is Susan. After dinner, George's dad took him aside, "Son, I have to talk with you. Look at your mother, George. She and I have been married 30 years, she's a wonderful wife and mother, but, she has never offered much excitement in the bedroom, so I used to fool around with women a lot. Susan is actually your half sister, and I'm afraid you can't marry her." " ]" h% R( q( B/ P, c5 |' M
& V: _1 C. k8 Y9 I" ]8 x8 _# a9 Q* m+ T$ xGeorge was brokenhearted. & E @8 d' R7 i) o" A0 d7 E7 X
1 W- s% B8 N% s0 \9 R' ]After eight months he eventually started dating girls again. A year later he came home and very proudly announced, "Diane said yes! We're getting married in June. Again his father insisted on another private conversation and broke the sad news.
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"Diane is your half sister too, George. I'm awfully sorry about this." # o3 }8 ^. C0 u0 i# x+ C& Q
5 O' S/ k* g6 {9 _4 W( i0 a1 fGeorge was livid! He finally decided to go to his mother with the news his father had shared.
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% h7 e n& q' Y3 P6 d8 V"Dad has done so much harm. I guess I'm never going to get married," he complained. "Every time I fall in love, Dad tells me the girl is my half sister." . c. u4 A0 l0 y. i2 U: c( g7 k% w9 ]* n
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"Hee hee," his mother chuckled, shaking her head, "don't pay any attention to what he says. He's not really your father." |
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