10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
# N) T4 s' @. J' K& Q4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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' k9 e' c: @6 _5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
& o2 r9 |/ W4 h& B7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
6 a* D4 \& {3 @6 p+ p  |' {10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
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( c* Z! a) c6 uGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

0 P  y% }- q& U) T6 D" @6 TGrass could mena herb

- U- X3 Q9 @, @/ G9 f8 I0 S9 x- jare you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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6 C/ {: R. v! A1 ngrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

3 o3 m+ r2 q0 J; jreally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

4 o8 d7 e1 |' Q$ _! }; qgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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0 z: ]6 p! U1 ~/ F5 Y& V3 Bi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

3 o. _2 Q2 @4 }"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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/ ^( S2 z* z- \) g"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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7 @1 U5 n7 [; L7 y7 u  ?i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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