1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. - k$ Z! h+ D8 j/ K( P( D: u; Z2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. - O: J0 L$ G) b& p! c
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me. 3 M5 L3 I' L. K' D8 C( lduncan - Victoria, BC 1 o0 N5 P, u+ Y! r2 `4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. " C v; e0 D, {, B! d6 i: ]Dave H - Hayward CA 7 @# I- }& M& P
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. / A. i0 t3 h* z& D _
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. : ?- ]1 y; L7 ?. [6 ~. B
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 7 |3 q4 F r1 X" }8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. & r O! l* J7 y* Z- r9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. - d2 O* I8 W! B10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 9 w; I. X' I' U" k% L d: `- e; ?& P0 ]( v
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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did not get the first one, where is the pun & G" F5 Z0 {8 A, `' G4 U! s, ~6 v% w+ V+ Z' p# E. ?$ }, V5 y
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 9 w4 ^% j8 P, c1 @6 }. G' d% o8 y# t* y9 n( I" v
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ( l+ C# H9 F" w% J# Y& O
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 # ~# y C, E5 X$ A: @5 X/ _2 N * w+ J$ y- p" C7 G. X% |grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, $ K+ _/ n" b, r" _ + l! @/ X3 P ]did not get the first one, where is the pun
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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% W5 l* U7 c) udid not get the first one, where is the pun
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"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 6 I/ V4 t8 A, k% s7 X0 h. O" N& G. J3 J+ ]& j
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原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 ) y/ C" q, A7 e + U7 W+ X0 K8 T0 C. p+ o8 x$ B1 m) E# E; g+ r9 C
"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. ! Q9 f+ s. |, n1 w$ W/ e"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. , e9 ~0 u0 P. K" k: x; A+ s% y
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 : Z- e M/ @* e2 J* X 3 |- }8 r7 W. X ; n0 N: o) W3 r) K8 V8 oi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
