1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. / K( o. u% W8 T/ b
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. " R' h- f7 h0 D9 J3 ]5 c5 c3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.5 m% E" {0 L4 I( }0 H
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'. + U0 }3 f$ |; P% ^- s" HDave H - Hayward CA 9 x0 y0 S! j9 j4 W$ p3 F9 N% t5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends. : W- k; }- u0 Q4 C% y9 W6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. 0 X8 V6 V9 R, [4 h! V7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'. 6 Y: t+ v; |. o7 C# p; y/ w8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor. 4 P2 B3 K7 f. J* G
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine. # I* L7 o" f1 p& x% v2 Q10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表 7 k0 L* R/ a9 z1 M# D2 \5 v7 Y2 d9 A [! F+ c' g5 q
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
. _: F. j% i$ T, Jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, * o8 z4 s. K& j2 b$ v4 f, o3 X- m( d. L( h3 X( s
did not get the first one, where is the pun & r( Q1 E8 ^' Q2 t. ?7 n' F9 H# ~5 q9 E# t: {. P3 x
[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
3 R6 I0 O: N1 e5 J0 agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ; j4 X0 |. l) p; z5 p& @+ g. D5 k6 ~# `: {6 o2 ~% J# M
did not get the first one, where is the pun
4 c$ R7 m3 }7 p , D8 H. A5 { c0 y2 \) `5 E! T3 V% xi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 3 @ F3 Y V; C) o @. F# N' |6 g# B8 F
grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, 7 e. V5 L3 g/ l- f* B 7 L2 X3 y" i ~3 |: f, |did not get the first one, where is the pun
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7 W i; e! |2 r2 E4 x& F. N. d: P! F"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. . s J% i) z2 L
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ; ~' g5 e5 J- }* q' t9 s8 U+ J$ F , }% }( g/ S5 V* G0 }:P
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表 & N2 |8 b8 h n8 Q3 k; Q% N8 }5 t3 O+ L; V
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 3 Y% [* a5 |) Q U! T& J! y
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. ' `3 c& b; I7 h; T : m# ^0 A5 \) v `- h2 D' Q+ X- P:P
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 & x7 H/ s' t: w
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24
I liked 1 & 7 LOL
