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发表于 2008-10-21 19:59 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  / K( o. u% W8 T/ b
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
" R' h- f7 h0 D9 J3 ]5 c5 c3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.5 m% E" {0 L4 I( }0 H
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4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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9 x0 y0 S! j9 j4 W$ p3 F9 N% t5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
: W- k; }- u0 Q4 C% y9 W6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
0 X8 V6 V9 R, [4 h! V7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
6 Y: t+ v; |. o7 C# p; y/ w8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  4 P2 B3 K7 f. J* G
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
# I* L7 o" f1 p& x% v2 Q10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
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发表于 2008-10-22 00:24 | 显示全部楼层
wonderful
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发表于 2008-10-22 05:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:32 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 : g& D- C6 x" v! t
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one
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Grass could mena herb
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:36 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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$ a4 ]6 @0 e; i1 e# bGrass could mena herb

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7 ]0 \8 v0 _5 f" d% w0 }are you sure? not that convincing to me.....
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:39 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:41 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

. _: F. j% i$ T, Jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-10-23 14:47 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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, w# `, u; E; M0 L" @did not get the first one, where is the pun
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really? never heard....then it is a good one.
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发表于 2008-10-23 15:02 | 显示全部楼层
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原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 + G3 V9 V4 i3 z: \

3 R6 I0 O: N1 e5 J0 agrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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, D8 H. A5 {  c0 y2 \) `5 E! T3 V% xi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:54 | 显示全部楼层
  I liked 1 & 7 LOL
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发表于 2008-10-23 17:59 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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7 L2 X3 y" i  ~3 |: f, |did not get the first one, where is the pun
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7 W  i; e! |2 r2 E4 x& F. N. d: P! F"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. . s  J% i) z2 L
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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发表于 2008-10-24 09:46 | 显示全部楼层
同言同羽 置业良晨
原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. 3 Y% [* a5 |) Q  U! T& J! y
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表 & x7 H/ s' t: w
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.
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en, it hit me now
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发表于 2008-10-31 20:48 | 显示全部楼层
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