10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
! M9 R8 h9 b$ ~% ?& f2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
# I0 b2 X" A$ k) H3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
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; k2 Y; o' A" s8 J0 _4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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$ D" h  I/ k8 E* @( H5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
- T+ r0 @4 H' R! O0 P; q1 Y/ H7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
, \! G% {5 [3 `  P5 u- E8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
1 d( q% P; m. F$ a5 ?" E10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
interesting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun
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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

6 A+ h+ q) L' e6 O7 q, egrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

6 L, E0 Y4 n+ V. }did not get the first one, where is the pun

1 m, q& ^3 F$ U2 [3 I% n, z2 m8 Yi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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0 X8 Q8 M' L1 O5 y2 _grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
# ?; |: g+ r% [; G& J5 j"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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2 q' H4 \& T$ r: P2 H7 V"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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, D2 `9 d: Q3 Mi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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