10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
* H  w* M5 S5 j3 B5 ]2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
& n( y# a( j$ Q; K# w3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
1 @8 h$ ]+ x9 ?7 `6 ^- P/ g4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
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5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
+ C/ r* S, L; v* P: O9 w; y7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
% o& i) `/ _0 @10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
2 I. G: V5 Q! f! Tinteresting

千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表

Grass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表


; H" b& G2 R0 ?: o( R- v0 {are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

8 {) z3 f& ]1 j* N+ K8 Dgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

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瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

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did not get the first one, where is the pun

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really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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2 n& T  H3 ^( Tgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

$ e  w' ^7 o' l& Z6 n! xgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
, w7 ]/ p$ J  \"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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" f9 o5 t( g( i* Zi get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

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