10 puns

ram · 发表于 2008-10-21 19:59

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.
6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.
8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao · 发表于 2008-10-22 00:24

wonderful
interesting

千里马 · 发表于 2008-10-22 05:40

小幽默

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:28

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:32

原帖由瓦窑于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表 1 u; S8 T/ J* I1 s2 x
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

Grass could mena herb

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:36

原帖由白水于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表 2 m% L) x/ {7 {- m

" P3 w+ ~' z9 s& K% T0 K& M" AGrass could mena herb

are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:39

白水 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:41

原帖由瓦窑于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由白水于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 14:47

原帖由白水于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs, ' e8 c$ ]2 O8 K, v u1 V

7 c9 A: r, @0 o Tdid not get the first one, where is the pun

really? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑 · 发表于 2008-10-23 15:02

原帖由白水于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇 · 发表于 2008-10-23 17:54

I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇 · 发表于 2008-10-23 17:59

原帖由白水于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表 " u- ^8 e. f0 K ]4 Q7 K9 Z% u+ D

) F5 e. @( v0 jgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,
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did not get the first one, where is the pun

"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

:P

白水 · 发表于 2008-10-24 09:46

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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+ v% W- [- C$ d9 w" I/ U"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it. . }% V& I9 J/ A# d+ J _7 J
"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger. 7 U8 J7 G8 ~2 e7 V4 A

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原帖由瓦窑于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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& Y" w: ?2 x: h4 |. O: ]$ [i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

en, it hit me now

006 · 发表于 2008-10-31 20:48

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