10 puns

ram

1. I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.  
2 ^4 U0 ^+ s0 O( q' }7 I9 g- l) C+ w1 g2. Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.  
/ x' z( n. q( t# M" e: p. t& g3. I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.
duncan - Victoria, BC   
4. There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
Dave H - Hayward CA   
5. He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.  
" x2 c4 ?- R! {& y6. Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.  
7. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was a nurse said 'No change yet'.  
, ^0 U; l7 r6 N' A8. Show me a piano falling down a mineshaft and I'll show you A-flat minor.  
9. What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.  
8 Y! x! c2 V; @10. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

billzhao

wonderful
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千里马

小幽默

瓦窑

this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:28 发表
this is fun....but i don't get the 4th one

. q# a$ r- @: TGrass could mena herb

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:32 发表
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Grass could mena herb

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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

瓦窑

白水

原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 15:36 发表
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are you sure? not that convincing to me.....

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

[ 本帖最后由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:43 编辑 ]

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表

grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

7 `/ G2 ~5 C1 ~. N) V2 B$ greally? never heard....then it is a good one.

瓦窑

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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7 v% ?& E# n$ Q# K, fgrass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

did not get the first one, where is the pun

i get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

小香菇

  I liked 1 & 7 LOL

小香菇

原帖由 白水 于 2008-10-23 15:41 发表
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grass could be used for marijuana or other drugs,

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  {* Q# H2 D! t"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
; U5 T# h$ {! s7 d# J9 ~"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.
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:P

白水

原帖由 小香菇 于 2008-10-23 18:59 发表
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( D' k% W1 H0 J% D" e1 n"It hit me" - I suddenly realized it.
% s. E% ?- |9 [7 b( ~7 q: t"It hit me" - It (the baseball) hit me. And that's what I realized, why the baseball was getting bigger.

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原帖由 瓦窑 于 2008-10-23 16:02 发表
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8 i6 b- e/ Z" Y$ w1 b3 d  Di get the first one this way: hit me is short for hit me on the hip, which means page me.

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en, it hit me now

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