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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 6 N( g* t# p: o3 N3 X+ ~% Y; V
! w' ^5 `% z, S* G& Q' a6 B& JDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 5 {6 x5 g* q2 [/ f
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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; f# W9 @5 w3 _' ]( f" \/ cWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. 0 S/ j8 z9 `7 m, i& b
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 6 @6 ~& u9 ? ^6 r* {
4 w1 h: ~0 D" J2 GAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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8 e7 X- P: J" O0 p/ eNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' % {1 d r5 ~$ J
% k/ ?+ w: b' b- Y7 e/ rSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. $ Z& ]: b% ]2 I1 p+ j
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. - ^/ E/ ~2 c0 V b: y
. |+ G' R4 [4 L3 i3 a" FNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. % [$ e1 i, {5 h* @" I1 U0 z* S# }7 f
He gives up and goes back to bed. 3 H. o" F7 T" |! B! L- t
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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) c0 J7 u6 C. ?9 N5 ]' vThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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