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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' * r ]- Y; k! L0 R& g5 |- c
$ S6 T( V# Z. m+ C D. R8 a8 j9 ADad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: 8 I: g; |! x b. c
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 5 D; S: j3 q' o
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 0 u9 V0 K+ p4 K
) A" p8 _, u7 a& r4 iNow think about that and see if it makes sense.' ; w% s+ l( S; \0 A! E g* E
9 z- z7 B" J1 \$ Q" uSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. 5 D9 o% _5 k+ _& p! b
7 G+ \1 V% \8 a2 [7 r% E qLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. n/ ^3 c* H- C1 \& z: i
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. " F- v2 f% u% ?" h X
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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' m7 @; T* N9 @- z! PNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. [; \0 O8 `& r% B3 V) l' T
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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0 `2 Z9 G: p( v+ [5 @ K7 hThe next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' / \, K3 V' j! x0 a
7 o+ i K a% J0 m5 p3 SThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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