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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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' s) x1 M( v0 q! LDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. " o# M. }0 l+ K2 S7 x% i
2 h9 Y& v3 w( h$ Q0 VYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People. ; ^# `$ U/ P0 }. O6 G) A! I
9 B; D2 g E7 [7 u7 Q The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. $ D0 q$ b. @8 h) c) ]- M9 U
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. " U" k6 i' Z# Y3 l! E* B1 z
+ D" w) ~4 _% ?. b0 S) ONow think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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- W# U0 C; t) v! I5 BLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. , p+ q! U1 a1 H! n! F3 Y' l) f" |
+ k7 E! d. I) Y) X# o; P. M2 WHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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; s8 M+ m Q6 O+ |! z4 R9 kSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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+ Z% c4 \, J* x) HNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny.
+ l) m1 x% J" @1 [He gives up and goes back to bed. - M0 U, |; R( l. z
5 K, C7 A) d1 G3 o9 }' _+ ]' \The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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1 U4 u. e- H9 O# Q# D+ V3 u4 HThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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