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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 8 \7 `. a8 c/ N1 P& K
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: & [1 D0 ~5 ?1 l0 o
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister.
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Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 7 Q/ L7 `( f, j
! v6 x2 B; `3 X% `# m+ ^We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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9 a! b3 |7 Y8 e, a) l# a$ i6 x6 V The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. 3 s3 Z' S! J6 F/ n
7 b+ c9 d- {' ?. SAnd your baby brother, we will call him the Future. 3 ^6 N- h3 z8 B
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.
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; X5 F3 A: v" m* \$ _1 N' _: fLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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1 r; G. q5 P. }9 D8 [0 j) jHe finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. - ? x- Y0 T* ?8 o& f0 }
7 T2 Y1 R8 p% @8 OSo the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 9 ]. @( \. O. ?3 v. D
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Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. % U! K' P, m1 k/ r) W. |0 i0 C+ ?1 q
He gives up and goes back to bed. # n4 H$ t6 U% r! P+ ], D
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' w5 L! L/ i. e |7 J
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.' - \: K5 ?, a, Y' v( Z
8 }6 j2 K2 f. d" U" CThe little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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