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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'
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0 {+ D0 L, \# Q8 L4 fDad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:
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* y# }, d B+ e2 e8 gI am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. : C0 B- ]4 X1 b# X# B
* L% K7 I& l7 C! ~Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.
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% c# v! O& n+ m v9 w5 iWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. - B$ `! c; b4 U- v. ~% R1 r# c
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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# V# \3 {3 r) ^& I+ SSo the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. $ \. q8 U2 ]; h$ z7 u
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Later that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy. 5 z7 g% A3 K4 Q8 A
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So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep.
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* G& P$ Y4 r& H A$ oNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. " Q1 [* X2 p7 a7 R, A' g- C. N
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' # F5 {' f' v x# d6 Z; G( @
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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