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 A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?' 7 o+ t( Z9 i7 `1 i$ J
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Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way: , Y s' D% l3 ^9 k& i# [2 ?
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I am the head of the family, so call me The Prime Minister. + F- n& F- z3 o% P' r
1 L& Z; {8 N ]7 _1 \% \8 ^. T$ S% b; OYour mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government. 5 w- c2 |. t6 ^& t* S: y
: M2 n: b, C0 k ~' z3 g, I LWe are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.
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The nanny, we will consider her the Working Class. % \1 q* O5 u# ~3 ^% j' I
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And your baby brother, we will call him the Future. - P6 q: p& u% E& g6 m
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Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'
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So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. + S& ]2 {% \ W [) c F
0 Q$ a# x: U# e6 }# GLater that night,! he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. 7 G- N& D7 c7 E* l5 E! _
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He finds that the baby has severely soiled his nappy.
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0 l) i- q4 {0 \& W+ N7 z$ i' |So the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother asleep. 4 U! N: a5 E+ u/ Q9 O1 K
0 k) N7 q3 I" dNot wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and see s his father in bed with the nanny. ( v; z0 |3 W# v- U o
He gives up and goes back to bed.
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The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. ' ! v5 I6 z; U! b( E: N$ o
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The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'
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The little boy replies, 'The prime Minister is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit. |
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