Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
) c+ Q; `5 m* {( Zlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
, \3 J8 e2 S- G. E5 m$ wthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
( L. t* W( W( W4 V! t" B2 k The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
1 |5 r2 w: V4 I+ n7 }$ k6 gask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
8 Q& q- W; |% ayou pay me only $5.

" A) {0 B/ q5 J* H You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
5 o: _- D2 b" c2 w  O; j  A+ f+ X will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
7 Q6 P7 Y/ F0 Q7 ]4 a: k" N4 tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
) v  T3 E! Y3 T3 |% d  l- rlawyer.
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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0 V6 c/ _& s5 C9 O3 o* q" E+ P3 P9 xHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, r8 j& Y# j8 v2 s! A9 G. nreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
) m; ~' X/ T" d1 v) yof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
, Z: e2 @/ ]  ^7 h# jhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
" A& \/ ^1 q" d9 n( D/ oback to sleep.
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( f7 z* f2 D7 E' E7 MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
, d/ _; ^8 u& E  M) S: o0 g$ l/ B$ s9 v7 rwakes the newfie up and asks,
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. @0 {- L5 j0 U$ O9 B'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
0 f+ |' \1 }8 O. scomes down with four?'
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/ o! t4 {* S4 `& |: eThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

! N' s$ C$ S& l- F8 yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
# s4 @8 k5 _& M7 B# X& V( _>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
  z' a  R! b6 o3 Z- M$ C>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
  q" r8 T2 q  d* P>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
* V# ?9 u+ {  O  m$ B0 N, T>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
8 @4 y9 z* ~& @& \9 {$ r>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
3 i' y2 q( w  w  n  I9 W! g>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; \, u" S  \& V- \3 K" ?>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

6 ^$ j1 [% L* J. h! ?; T>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 S6 _4 S% L. |+ I( J) v' I" M# ~>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) Z% R* x2 f8 C# a/ Y! _>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
7 w% c" R% v/ q' jlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
7 `# m  g' j3 H- Y6 Nthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
! K/ Y* Q8 `3 w- pthe newfie would l ...

: A: C6 e, a& |% u1 s" |6 T: [

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
2 r0 r; W! j7 }# d; U4 x# R, c“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
" B. o! _0 S; F; F1 m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

! F+ B# E, l8 n6 ]* v真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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" I8 {/ @3 C9 h# g' q$ g' W
* P5 ~) ?# K4 s, d, R; N0 V8 B好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
" ?1 x  @$ Y* E+ j/ `“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, O7 O/ m/ t, t% F* o: R2 z! a! [好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% P0 F3 u9 W' T& S) z真聪明，偶像啊

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) N4 j6 V7 C4 U: m' P+ b* M, D( m全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

+ f4 e, r7 K$ `( K真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

% d5 z8 G4 g# t' ~* p9 \) n真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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& i8 S/ S0 l; {4 \  M- e( C别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

; C  S( R# w8 z1 l0 f  v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
/ n! t. U& |8 w" f+ ~' q( l加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

! u3 s8 y1 D: z0 E; n真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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6 C- B, a% W1 ^: @8 G, |大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( W$ _. D4 G2 S4 T' y她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
2 ]" F) l6 a: r% T! V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

3 y0 n7 j, M! v. a' x. c哈哈，你们在这开小会呢