Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
  z( i& h+ C% along flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
/ g, L/ Q2 a! S/ m3 _1 S; M8 n: |$ Gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
1 c) v, W7 R" z The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
  D# y% ^$ X5 R  R" jask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
: l- w9 @/ R- J$ s3 }9 K4 ]6 ryou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

* C$ S, p1 v% A) K9 L# ~ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
' l7 T  _8 T' t6 [3 w3 tthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
& J; B- h# a5 X5 R1 gpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
8 Y, O* A; }# Y( C7 E: ilawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

: A; L5 l( A, U+ ?9 R2 H- jHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
$ N; J0 d6 l! H- B; y6 ?/ qthree legs, and comes down with four?'

, j( `7 E0 {  @! U( RThe lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
  D+ b! J. P9 g* ~( f& }6 b5 s5 S3 `! Ureferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
7 d! Z) H7 S- cthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
% J( M3 w2 T1 p5 r9 n# @8 d* Swakes the newfie up and asks,

  p1 S* r' [2 o'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
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billzhao

So funny!

! p# Q& j  {- x) s7 L* L8 X* I5 ULawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

- [6 |: O  e) u" \- Z>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
5 U2 X1 G4 C$ p>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
/ [- f) U" S+ k: m. Q* i>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
9 p# P4 Z: c. C2 }7 v6 V5 o: Y>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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) }0 e9 m. m0 V& \4 S% ~>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
6 d' w, n9 R  s# U>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
, i$ A. M3 H. y4 _. d  z>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
$ Q) h. O' f: A* H! P8 U6 H- c/ \: Mthe newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, v  q) ]) s% t" |6 z加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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3 G: ?- ~0 r* j8 r4 e: T$ F- r7 [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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$ v) c4 M9 A' k2 G% K" i: m' [0 L8 S真聪明，偶像啊

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( V! [% S$ |' O; y: g4 C. s全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

2 W8 i. K" |% u6 E( e: d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

4 Y5 q, {6 ~. ^6 }! D) U! v你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 X6 X/ x' m) ~多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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2 g& b& G* E& o+ [" I- U5 y/ b真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

7 E' g1 }6 u/ ^( R1 H* W5 |8 e她是大学教瘦？
3 V" T; R- Z6 r% q' e- ?6 ^6 d' z大学教胖还差不多
! H/ Q3 A* g5 Y$ U8 T4 `! a她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& ]% ~; h' T& B哈哈，你们在这开小会呢