Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
4 v9 n4 u$ Y+ `$ [, ?6 E! ]; H* ~long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
3 k) o0 I1 f" S# l+ T; L6 _ lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
% `5 y! j. F& g0 Z2 l; Zyou pay me only $5.

/ t) f$ Y2 ^* C* o+ u7 ^ You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
" G2 g% Z1 H( S! [$ g" j+ O5 H will pay you $500.
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% }' u1 p! \' C( E+ b4 ^ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! C* {8 g! H7 \1 h' Othe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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  t2 Z* X4 R7 C% I! C" tThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ P& N( X$ M6 Tthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

( {8 U& i- C% ]: h1 uThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
- ?. Q( ~7 o+ o6 slawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
, U- R- u) I( ~' P$ ?' l5 @( r, Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
& N" W- {% y, B, [. hof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
2 h# G: o( b. Y4 mhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- L% q  Z. C5 [$ H1 Dback to sleep.
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# r2 l4 u) d* ~. B9 T6 kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
0 k$ L7 `0 F4 E# q8 [- @" V) ?: \wakes the newfie up and asks,

2 t2 L; S! t7 A% ?4 U'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

9 ~5 E: l' k& v* O  n4 r8 g, n6 J; C  XLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
5 t0 n4 S8 q9 Y% _9 u  \>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
% r; h4 N: _( E; K- A>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 P% S0 T- L0 G& g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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/ N/ |& C3 P1 [$ G>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
7 ~! C6 \; f. |+ d# x>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
- ?9 O) A; V( T6 A+ J7 `9 J3 q>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

! w2 W  X& o/ D. y# x>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
; D% r2 V5 u  d. Y. A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
5 S. w. Q' G' ^the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
0 V: e& f/ R- Z& N9 D好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
2 T1 C2 t! M# M8 T6 B加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

0 k: h- O' O5 {3 y! f2 \# ^& x真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表


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; h! g/ E6 }8 c4 d# d! r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

3 g/ V) M3 {' q$ M# k真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表

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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- E" n2 W5 P- V6 n你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

$ A9 }. T( E( {! y多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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! G( n3 f8 _* O. b2 T  M真博学，偶像啊。

" x) d: }. U8 l9 R! D1 g% w+ [/ C大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
0 S. |+ @4 ]3 x4 Z. G# N1 }大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
( A: }, y, d3 r) W) F$ ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

& T' K0 N& t+ Q# B说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
9 _: I* p* R/ Q# h' r4 v  v. k3 I$ @9 @紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

! M' h  j* p5 n2 y( e* q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢