Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
6 G+ p: f- ~; N$ }that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
3 j$ b! l/ Z) j+ Z' ?1 Y+ `the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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+ d, S6 i% d4 ?) g% |, f5 M The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
3 a! p" v3 p7 H" q- F( ayou pay me only $5.
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; d+ _9 K3 m+ M3 C* l% H8 s You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
3 {+ e: Y+ U: O+ P# h6 T will pay you $500.

This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
! q5 u$ a' O- y. jthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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9 ~# q; j- A" X3 H9 e+ u- m+ I) k! ?; _The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
& @1 |+ ^8 a; \, ?# Kthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
( ]9 I2 E" e+ G, tlawyer.

3 _' m5 h8 D" ONow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

8 g' i4 R& C( m: g6 s3 g2 `0 q7 u) g/ ~The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
+ s4 O& J/ y( q/ @: H$ Breferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
5 i1 b7 y) S  D5 qthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
2 f8 b1 e" R% ]5 oof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
: P2 m6 p, f9 c$ y3 ihands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
- w6 {3 a7 t0 d* pback to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
  k( @2 h% @2 `7 O8 K; q( J# b& xand goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

) G# v, y& y1 u' u- x3 y2 o: m# Q>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
" G0 X/ I8 o; O% x>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
5 M$ {& B" _; C>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
: b0 m9 y3 c/ ~* _2 H; t>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
3 J6 C. L, j; O0 q9 D>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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* x2 }, |, e& L9 K>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 A) ^) M( h2 [: Z7 D>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
( E8 F% x/ \8 `4 c. A5 A>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
( Y: A( P+ _7 B* _A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
0 R8 D# G# G% J6 |: G- C; h1 I1 ^that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ E' t9 n  B2 fthe newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 k* f' x9 e9 z- k“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
& b1 x/ {9 @% X! W3 ~好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
* i9 R( s! i* F& P  S6 v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

- c6 l: ]1 X4 U. d) o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
! i4 m+ O8 V/ o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
/ z) O  F' t, X好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

& X. ^# {5 i. {( C& H; S* v% K4 X5 c真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表


全盘接受一下。

  S! P4 i& \# y: T# T! x* a真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表



别把我往坏路上领啊。

# ?2 f% J1 Q. T! V8 O# z" c你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
) ?5 M7 S" I, [8 V- U  _加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

% V1 @2 T6 t& X- p8 e1 |多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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8 W1 Z- k% L: o4 H真博学，偶像啊。

& }+ R. c9 m2 n3 o+ ^6 r大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

/ s( ]3 o% [* x她是大学教瘦？
) y2 n7 j% s) a) ~2 k6 ]大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
& q$ x2 \9 J" N# D4 Y" J/ Y( d紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
$ i/ T% q# Y) F4 c紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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( `, b8 s, w' w) ]/ Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢