Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ A% }4 w' `; a0 i1 B1 Uthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 i1 a' T* w# F* N2 n( P9 othe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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$ X" s" [3 ?/ v1 n4 M# @+ E0 X The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
: u; h. F6 S2 f( j9 G' X8 L he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
6 c! M/ |0 H& j. Y4 ~, @you pay me only $5.

" @- w. A% H% C: e+ ~& g You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
: ?- w: G# v" F2 m- H! z4 i will pay you $500.

% D* m9 K, [+ a This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.

1 R" Q: G: [3 h; lThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
/ Y2 C) A% Z7 |9 E% L  Gthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
2 R8 N2 E) Z4 x- t/ z, }pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.

Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
2 U, d, Y4 w6 \9 J& Q- v% treferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,

- s; m! R2 \: H'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

5 F: E' }; \) l( u" V( P2 M9 @Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

0 E2 b0 a( i" I6 s5 v9 K>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
8 l# x2 M$ D6 p& U+ Z>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
8 j  }# K; l+ a. w& l; \2 W. s. @>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
" l) X0 g9 k( b: x0 a/ D>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
9 Z- k- b. P% U+ H. e" Z$ f>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
7 t" |: ]. k; D' C6 B" Z; a>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
+ h. y7 Q7 r0 Z! x" v- d/ F, }>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
; w% T5 D$ f. s8 k- a8 r  o2 I>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
, M( O7 n! f6 H1 r2 f- V/ a5 `>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- b6 X# @. {) K$ BA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
% G: h! H4 X5 t; s: Rlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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) ]3 M5 H$ I+ `: z- q/ U好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
% b2 _" g) i# |$ k! |“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

5 ]! |: Q: R$ p/ K; N( a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

; m/ D% H. W4 E0 q* E1 X真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

3 g$ k, O* X' Y' ?全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

2 V% i+ |. ]7 L* A3 M% l& o1 ^真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表


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别把我往坏路上领啊。

& A. B, [) S1 n7 H! u9 y8 M你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
! d# Z! T+ ~- D2 Y  X5 D  A$ w2 w加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

9 y0 Q% w1 Q: T: Q  f( \多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

6 f; T; j0 d1 W3 `' E真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
. Z5 P3 K" B; J. x) B$ `. G& |大学教胖还差不多
" v* B/ N( T; s2 ]  U8 n2 P她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
- E" C# G/ A5 u" t$ Q/ Z. z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

, K4 u' s3 D+ ?( R% S+ S说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
4 D' s$ x/ [! U: A5 v' F: Z紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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  H# o: v% {6 l1 w  g7 W& Z哈哈，你们在这开小会呢