Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
$ a  t- W& \: \. Bthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
$ Z' R, T5 k# `1 |7 m he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
( L+ G6 h$ F! k. j0 }  xyou pay me only $5.

$ G1 E5 [- \0 i4 J$ d0 m You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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4 E# O0 E2 c9 I2 r This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
the lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
the distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
) z, d6 I0 b4 q( s9 |pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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: ]# i. J" g2 X% M0 g! e4 G/ ^Now, it's the newfie's turn.

" _: A2 S4 a+ p( V( V& Y: GHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: Q/ B3 T1 R. V/ z  q4 o/ n+ D3 X( Vreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
( b1 ~* \1 H# W: l6 D1 b1 sthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
8 T* Z. \! w: l! `: vof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
5 O0 d- m7 K/ i' B$ d5 Jback to sleep.

5 r- V% v: F6 j" A' D# R/ t, aThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
' f* ]) f, g6 l2 d0 hwakes the newfie up and asks,
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( `+ g+ @, X9 R  j; u' ~'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
6 Y1 \) T+ X% K- z' r3 v4 dcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

) @& y: h8 I" z& J/ a9 j4 Z) Q: ^>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
, u# m2 n8 Z3 C# t>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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; K* f5 V: @4 d2 E" x" B+ t! g>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
) r# c+ O$ t9 n9 J. ?>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
: k5 ]* _; [% _% T% t( aA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
2 z: C* d! m& \8 ?5 Cthe newfie would l ...

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) f' o) L' |% O% Y" A' ^好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
& w6 F5 m3 ?6 T/ R0 @" r' p; ?2 ]: o“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
: m0 i$ R8 ~; P1 U好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 x4 V& l3 @) {3 e8 m  m加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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- j5 D1 q: \4 N. Y# b% ]好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
9 }* J% `8 R6 {4 |4 q好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

- T+ o  e4 [; Q' k  M% u# B真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

( L  L& [5 q5 \5 I$ C& N- e真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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1 ?; p8 B! }% a全盘接受一下。

$ E$ Z4 @+ c( G! t- W1 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表

& ~- j9 |+ l& O& r9 \真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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# o& h0 r7 Y2 h& ?2 ^1 Z别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
. G# C' r& P$ b- q加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 f; B- r4 @4 X0 q真博学，偶像啊。

* `8 G& A! V: p+ ?大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
, r+ L& @- b9 S4 ?( h- V+ \: s% t大学教胖还差不多
1 N& ~- H7 \- [5 A她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ |8 u! S; z$ w' O1 ?$ G& k  V紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
: m$ _# @# ]7 W$ @. o9 E紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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哈哈，你们在这开小会呢