Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
2 P0 k) N/ r0 r% x. m& f6 Xthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
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5 H7 ^9 p  R  ~* P8 S+ p The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
- K# Q! j8 `* Z) k# u6 L lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
# s% J- W5 D9 S2 O5 ~( byou pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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+ e& P- `% Q/ S/ S% M5 S This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
# \8 \- M* _( Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
- A: m4 z$ [/ |% |+ Y! M* n& a3 Tpocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
  _4 X* p9 f8 n6 h; L2 \lawyer.
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# s% ]5 C6 J3 t& G4 QNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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9 {' Z+ u. e, S- B# tHe asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
0 U& z" n! K$ ?2 j; Tthree legs, and comes down with four?'

& z7 ~. A( l$ ]0 j' S7 }The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
: d5 |! h  V  V! g( Sreferences he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
8 y( _) n( C% l* ^9 F% }; fthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
of searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
( g7 _2 E6 _1 ?* g# @; Qhands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
2 x  g, c: i7 h' h1 r' vback to sleep.
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- L  B9 b- _  H4 M+ V/ p, kThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
- G6 G7 O: T& k2 i% ~' ]1 s) Bcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

8 {, M& x0 L0 \" {" I8 b' DLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
7 e. ]' r: K$ q+ G8 u5 J! h6 I. j>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
) W! p3 g! n5 U* y: w" u, E>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
8 I' H! {& d) m: v: N( n>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
1 V2 o- C: d! V% Blong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
* U5 l  @. K% V: V# k6 ^6 wthe newfie would l ...

8 y& C1 t5 ?. b2 n" x好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- ]% g' E. f1 C1 s! f* T“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ W7 e8 `  l  h加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表

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) \* _0 }3 h0 z& G# r好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
8 Z3 P+ P2 Z+ {8 F) a/ p“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

, m: G) u6 h# K# T: S) H& X5 m3 C真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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; v! P0 q0 Z- L: {8 ?3 K全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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3 E9 K6 ]+ l" Y- m/ f6 q1 r全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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5 I$ W7 s. E6 Z真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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) p. Y2 B& `+ s! W- ~+ }' V( K6 f% f别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

- h0 a: ~6 {' a% K  U# {你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

3 E4 O, z/ k; U1 I4 m* K真博学，偶像啊。

" P: T0 h& s0 d; R$ p% i4 u! }大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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大学教授哦，能不剥削？

( {- o) O+ Y. ]: c她是大学教瘦？
" P3 C+ j6 C1 S4 {大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
+ S8 s1 }$ P5 _1 a6 H1 N8 ^紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

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; a3 X/ C  b/ A5 q哈哈，你们在这开小会呢