Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
. I4 U" b( G/ Z$ rthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
: O! E, e% O, V6 f* [% jthe newfie would like to play a fun game.
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The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
% k4 S) j1 C* ?& k he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
4 `) u3 C' J! u+ \4 Y" h7 eask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.

! A% C2 }% b8 X" s+ f4 @ This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
7 ^4 y4 A) i  v5 ithe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
3 t/ v! U, L7 {' H% ]+ w! q( J7 vthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
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Now, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
three legs, and comes down with four?'

The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
- x; z1 @2 }6 g6 K- ^/ \the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
. R' V+ ~6 R# o, eof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.

% N5 }* ~  G$ n0 `8 G+ l0 N9 q' _The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
wakes the newfie up and asks,
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'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
7 ?; H) }1 c) A- S' O9 mcomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.

billzhao

So funny!
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6 k" P. Z4 s( t( CLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the
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6 T/ y+ V/ R2 E' |. n9 d# h>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
$ V; f# p% X3 D/ }+ D>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
, K0 V1 }- J# T: l$ v6 u>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
+ j0 e& z  }( e. g>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
- }  K( ~9 y2 q7 O7 u1 P8 y( F  M>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
; X9 }! z6 c2 D# F>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

( Q9 J: d7 _  W>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
6 J0 L1 S0 Z+ K>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
% l) B2 @+ Y: T7 t& N, H- l>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
- @+ A& ?+ q. m7 i$ Y+ K. sA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
' v1 X) Z, r) d* t. b! u( X4 z+ ~that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
1 H) h. S7 h2 i0 }2 d2 y“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
$ T# P1 U8 r) E+ {/ E5 u) D& v加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

4 a  f! }* ^# q0 A0 \: |) ^. o真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
; ]$ o7 j5 M* Y3 h  j/ s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

4 T* g; l: S( m5 M$ V真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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真聪明，偶像啊

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全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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! a. `* F- y- J% b+ W全盘接受一下。

真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 C* W  ^# c4 R+ R4 ]: I5 A真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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1 j: x  j7 M  K, ^别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) Z5 K6 o& [1 U( B多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

2 t# L3 c& x: M1 {大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表
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. h5 ~) H; W; C' Q大学教授哦，能不剥削？

3 P( _7 C; [. G) k% N# s# G, S她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
/ Q: F5 F$ [$ J$ D她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

- }3 s: N- l( M6 N哈哈，你们在这开小会呢