Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
* e/ \, E3 j- }& hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
the newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
$ I1 T, n3 p. z. a% Y' J$ f lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
7 E/ z  {- c2 y5 J/ V4 @ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
you pay me only $5.
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You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
will pay you $500.
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9 m2 D, ]9 A' t' O This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
/ h2 v% k1 ], A6 r( t& u& uthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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The lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
+ z3 ^# a; t7 _0 w6 Ythe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'
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& [1 X0 h! R2 u; M9 q% M$ t; WThe newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
+ T. [4 }/ w, _lawyer.
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" H# I/ s7 X8 p4 z* HNow, it's the newfie's turn.

He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
! g/ n; O" @, j2 M% t7 P# athree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
/ B4 q! K% b, ]& c/ Rthe smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
( ]% |: k0 U1 l% `. h1 kof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
  n) A- b3 P( Z% ?back to sleep.

8 Z' u5 z3 o0 A6 MThe lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
3 n; v! n! E, \3 G6 k, Mwakes the newfie up and asks,
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7 M1 I/ A. ~( {/ I- s'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
comes down with four?'
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- h2 c! \: \/ \9 U8 t0 w- k8 r. _2 a& YThe newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!

0 [& W0 [. V% ]Lawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

) o# W: Z: G8 `( `$ e>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
3 Q  B* r& R+ U% I4 Z$ ]>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct

' x) b, V; ~0 m) ?>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
" V, `7 J3 k! m( G>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three

>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
9 [  n1 A  Q! x>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
5 _% c/ J8 Q6 s" nA lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
6 N/ B) p3 ]# ]- N  hlong flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
: o6 |' w  l; zthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
/ q7 b+ P3 O+ z8 J7 P7 O# [/ @the newfie would l ...

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好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
, z/ S  x4 r! B6 H" h6 c& o好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
, s9 Y1 M$ j  r加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

" D% x4 O" e$ X: m) A6 v5 e. a真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表
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( b: B( g( ]0 B; m0 B1 F, L+ O/ L好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
' o; n; j  s$ D; s“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
3 l! y6 M: C$ P( h好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

% H0 _9 e# y+ U真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

% Z, [; b; w2 a真聪明，偶像啊

; m$ o# p8 r  R2 _- T2 t% Z全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

2 d: |+ p8 j+ }- p1 O: k真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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; E6 ~% `* ~1 r7 }0 Z4 d真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

2 `  n0 C# K# S- l+ ^8 p: P别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表
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/ W! o: I. s3 `" e6 b4 X真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

" e. d6 c' [$ d3 S  u大学教授哦，能不剥削？

她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
' ]3 S9 `, A  y# G* X紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

. x7 f% @, f# g* O- k# A说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢