Newfie Joke

秋染红叶

A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
that he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
0 G$ ~( G% S9 H4 V, k" z* A9 Ethe newfie would like to play a fun game.
  
The newfie is tired and just wants to take a nap, so
, E, R/ }* w5 @/ a& B! a he politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The
2 j* v& I. U7 f$ w! L* O lawyer persists, and says that the game is a lot of fun. I
ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer,
! F0 Z" w6 W1 v& ?2 l5 ]. Cyou pay me only $5.

You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I
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2 L6 F) D) @8 D, }& V This catches the newfie's attention and to keep
- F$ W4 v, C  f  M* wthe lawyer quiet, he agrees to play the game.
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' W; o8 g% k& G) qThe lawyer asks the first question. 'What's
% R5 S' [9 u( D) `6 P/ K  Nthe distance from The Earth to the Moon?'

The newfie doesn't say a word, reaches in his
pocket pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the
lawyer.
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% Y  D5 \: {4 L  ?( s. C- _% lNow, it's the newfie's turn.
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He asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with
2 n# Y. l& O# v# d' `7 xthree legs, and comes down with four?'
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The lawyer uses his laptop and searches all
' Z' q) |' S. j! n  }& w2 |references he could find on the Net. He sends e-mails to all
the smart friends he knows, all to no avail. After one hour
0 b' ^4 n' W6 C, \( d% ]; G! A# iof searching he finally gives up. He wakes up the newfie and
hands him $500. The newfie pockets the $500 and goes right
back to sleep.
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The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He
( C3 C1 h: ]+ F& n' M; ywakes the newfie up and asks,
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3 c, Q: D" M& C4 V& C' J'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and
; N5 |8 L1 d0 ]. e8 e3 z% ecomes down with four?'

The newfie reaches in his pocket, hands the lawyer $5
and goes back to sleep.
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billzhao

So funny!
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+ a4 Y& f" x0 ^# \, W+ J/ yLawyers are not that smart as we suppose, eh?

stevenhou

so nice

瓦窑

>>  Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the

5 d( w& ^% _# v% z* }: T0 B8 Y>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft. The study took two
& E" d7 {( @" X' t* b1 ^; u/ q>>years and cost over $180,000. The results concluded that the reason
>>the head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the
4 K2 ^8 |9 _2 X" P9 p: F>>man with more pleasure during sex. After the results were published,
9 m: H" q  E: h  l>>the French declared that the British were wrong and decided to conduct
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- G* ?! m. n& E6 q% t>>their own study of the same subject.  After three years of research
# L: x* D! W2 |7 U+ F>>and a cost in excess of $250,000, they concluded that the head of a
>>man's penis is larger than the shaft to provide the woman with more
>>sexual pleasure. When the results of the French study were released,
>>Newfoundland decided  to conduct its own study. So, after nearly three
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>>weeks of intensive research and a cost of around $75, the Newfie's
9 R7 a: N  B5 C( A) c7 g>>study was complete. They came to the conclusion that the reason the
3 U- A9 A! d1 \  p>>head of a man's penis is larger than the shaft is to prevent his hand
>>from flying off and hitting him in the forehead

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Great

蓝色闪蝶

newfie是什么意思？小声的问一句。

眉心眉飞

加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

眉心眉飞

原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-10-31 10:58 发表
A lawyer and a Newfie are sitting next to each other on a
long flight. The lawyer is thinking that newfies are so dumb
& S' A) c9 l6 \0 a" e. x; gthat he could get over on them easy...So the lawyer asks if
1 t" {% P5 `8 q5 ]the newfie would l ...

好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
- C1 R0 q' p& K- F5 F$ T  Q+ }6 K5 e“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
# u4 T, o  V% b4 }  }# ~# }加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

真博学，偶像啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:38 发表



7 l% H* J: Q. [好像以前听过这个脑筋急转弯问题：
“什么东西三只脚上山，四只脚下山“，
' [. v! y8 t" q" n好像答案是”人“，三只脚上山，是人拄着一根拐杖上山，然后，下山的时候，手脚并用滚下来。

真聪明，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

" B2 X  m/ y) ~( j0 v8 ~真聪明，偶像啊

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9 N9 r& `8 d" Y6 m: }& |- W全盘接受一下。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 12:33 发表
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全盘接受一下。

& w) A: V7 m6 V- ^% z, i真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

眉心眉飞

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 13:38 发表
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7 O' ]6 w2 F  B真虚怀若谷，偶像啊

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别把我往坏路上领啊。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 14:17 发表
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别把我往坏路上领啊。

6 K6 C# W& C! i你已经在路上了

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-20 07:33 发表
7 u0 O# m7 _  u' k% @& a加拿大人管纽芬兰省（newfoundland)的人叫newfie.

) k/ B. @, A( [( h8 u$ E多谢了，我查字典都没有查出来，后来在网上搜，搜出这个意思来，觉得不可信，原来真是这个意思。

蓝色闪蝶

原帖由 Irish 于 2008-11-20 08:56 发表

真博学，偶像啊。

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

irish

原帖由 蓝色闪蝶 于 2008-11-20 23:57 发表

大学教授哦，能不剥削？

2 B9 Y$ R) g0 q( ]3 Z她是大学教瘦？
大学教胖还差不多
她是NIBBLER（刚学来的，我同事居然说我也是 ）

眉心眉飞

紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

irish

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
! }. E" ?0 [9 V  V* `紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

0 r- }/ I8 f/ N: ~说话真不动听 ，那叫卧底，无间道。

秋染红叶

原帖由 眉心眉飞 于 2008-11-21 12:41 发表
3 f+ G4 @. C) r紧张的四下张望，你谁呀？貌似身边被安插了特务了。

哈哈，你们在这开小会呢