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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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1 F  Q5 q) H- `+ Y! r8 b7 p+ d2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.& ^' Z. K2 H3 B; ~7 R7 }2 T
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.9 W" h3 @) [2 L  H* z
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4. Then analyze the situation:8 [; V$ C& b+ W2 ?2 ~4 I

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' v! D6 K) c7 u# W) i: ~' [a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.9 g0 P9 E) N8 E- G* L3 B6 \2 ^
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.8 T' X2 O; O! M% ^

5 G: }$ p- Z2 v3 M0 W- E# H0 gd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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* t. h$ C, M2 x& M  H/ ]f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.; ^+ m- d9 f6 q1 w/ m$ f
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.8 a! z; d* z' Y, y

1 P1 t6 I, ~% g4 x7 F6 P& ]: c% S. b% gk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.7 \/ K" p' H8 C# P% a5 \/ A
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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