PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:


) J* P  J. z- na. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

6 Y5 t9 x0 s; x+ W3 n8 ?+ q6 |! ic. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

/ N0 b8 q- ?9 H0 u  ?: S4 e; Z1 I& zf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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" D* |1 g6 K/ W2 {i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

4 c1 h0 ^. @; Jj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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5 d) O) P3 z8 v; @7 `/ G& T) Jk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.