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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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; L9 o  m/ K/ g( v/ q, V/ X2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.* |  ~9 G9 Z4 f! |4 R" p

& T0 `  i" t3 I0 j" t3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.- ^) a9 [0 a6 Z0 F8 _
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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- {1 ^# `! f* l9 L) j" g& Ja. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.4 x6 ]. w  i1 I4 c# ?
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.+ E" T0 F: k% Y& [! }
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  c0 e3 l1 q. }, u3 Z9 b# k4 z& t

  I% o8 V. T: j* i( z+ F* v- Ad. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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) r/ S5 z/ M9 z% a9 |f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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8 \) z9 D& K  A6 A3 v0 Y7 Tg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.5 T) s$ u( B# T3 ?. V- H

5 D: p4 X. b' j9 Z6 @- ei. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.  g7 W+ n+ x* C7 |3 y4 ^
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .3 _. L3 o$ {+ I; i
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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