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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.$ c2 N- H9 |8 X* ~# j
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.* ?9 X1 n8 z. ^$ o% ?. q- u; s
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4. Then analyze the situation:4 N/ [, b7 q. T, e+ Z

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department." r5 N. S7 d+ N; _8 @% }1 B- h
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.7 E& X1 d' L! l3 Z1 v  V

  M6 K0 |0 Y; `) Z% @* s7 V8 [d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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9 e2 C. \; X4 _e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ x  c3 ~' y$ i, `2 w, Z# ~
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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9 w6 }6 y# f# X' t! d' x2 N& ]i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.3 N$ |$ ~9 h6 i$ v* L/ O" \; l' E

5 P" F# m1 t' B1 J& W% ]l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .5 ?0 |' N2 C3 z1 @* A' \3 Q
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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