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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.! g5 D7 i7 v& m; ~7 b( Q" J
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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7 e2 v. F; A- _  r) U4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.7 }1 {8 T" i5 f. k9 Z5 A4 b; p
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.8 U- Y9 G( o5 y4 L& w4 n
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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" K; U& T+ N# ~3 wd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.' Y6 h  d. f3 I- A

& p% @7 @. \( `( C( Qe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.7 N! [9 Q  |5 Z/ F: `) ?2 D
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.) b) E, @/ F7 G( T0 f1 l

4 K* U# U1 u8 v+ j1 g& Mg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.1 ~1 L2 y. F$ y% p: x5 p0 r

; Z! e5 H# ?$ Q3 @  U3 Rh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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+ N5 _- i! [+ J* n3 ?i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.: W, Y9 Q3 C* s, M
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.7 z9 \9 [, g' Y5 Q3 k8 v  E
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.6 B/ l) N* M- v/ N, L, i
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .+ T- a0 T! C1 O: [: {: x: O4 H

; V1 p: t8 o4 E7 z# ?Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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