PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶 · 发表于 2008-10-31 11:53

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.4 U# X7 a3 |% s) X- v' U. g: `
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4. Then analyze the situation:1 H5 r0 F4 y1 B% M

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* ~1 [8 a9 F% f8 D1 Xa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.- }7 W& m5 C: }) Y

& z6 B  O7 h7 l2 r* X2 ]e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ a2 g1 }8 Y, L+ m; u2 w: v5 r  h3 ~
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.( o  m0 E/ w4 O, D( X- I

+ ^0 m, R; s, P' B: L. j6 j$ X$ j6 I/ Dg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.# i5 V6 b& i1 p. a& ^. r. M. A* Z
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.3 i5 S+ a4 q5 Q4 D# i7 |

0 X. ^: A6 ]: r# P% U- Qi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.- e& M% m! B. D1 \9 r9 j7 Z
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.- _; T* |# ?9 e

' N& v& N) e# f8 L9 ]l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .2 m) ]% s+ h1 ?
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.

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