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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ Z& v* b$ e- j8 P2 d

4 x4 H& l6 _1 d/ _2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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2 z, Y! u3 g9 m6 f& D  D6 M4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.1 b1 J( J' h" }! r4 y% G/ E
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing." K) j0 w" s( {1 D& R; A, T
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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5 K  R4 T* n: @, |6 P& dd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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" a5 c4 f0 ^1 E/ K% Z: z& Y( T. ~e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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: M9 H, ^6 j; w# a6 sf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.9 I) M2 a) ?' q) z* P! a1 a

' ^# F. ~1 x0 q5 s' ]+ O4 R3 p3 s, Dg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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  D3 k" D; l: Ph. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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- `+ h6 C1 r0 ]) Qj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  |9 c2 F  @- H6 L. j
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.4 v! f" {: w1 A. P

( t# l. D  E# f6 g) r6 Al. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .7 r, m# f" F/ k- ?, |0 w2 P
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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