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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.2 l9 D: W. ]( }& Q  x

2 V. z& x$ ~! P$ p2 q$ G3 M2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.  ]: d& a) b3 p! x' ?

/ C+ c( j" z5 _3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:! E1 I0 n: \# T/ |# n# z: L

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- C0 M+ \; }" f5 g1 Ba. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.5 s3 U; }9 U% h  M2 [) j3 x
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.9 Y8 N3 ?3 P0 x4 r4 }  N5 o
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.8 H$ x9 C( X7 {9 y8 G% t

* f. \! [2 f8 {/ {  Ae. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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2 O3 b( M+ i9 y% Gf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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" S$ {/ P* e4 C# H, R8 zg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.9 t0 m! W7 h/ k$ F( K3 d+ {1 L% m
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.2 ?0 b2 ~3 s# p3 L, y/ H
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.: O- F! N& F3 q- W' ^

' H3 o- g9 v" ~$ c' ^l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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