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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.' S& a; E) e1 w- P* N
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.; k) ?6 M- M6 _4 L, G* N

* Y0 e5 G$ i" X% V3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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8 [% r4 {4 @1 W" J: N! S4. Then analyze the situation:8 |7 Q6 }# C6 e2 G+ y

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5 y9 m  D7 i# Q' t" H: B9 V% Ea. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.2 E  K3 o. O, M! c7 M( \5 `

* X8 w4 h8 A; ?0 X0 e0 i+ Tc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.$ c* e( E& E; d* Y' Y

$ z$ [9 v7 m6 s/ @0 g% Q% Id. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.  m( m" J: J+ E
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.4 M) t; n2 L  Q, T* a

9 N+ g( p/ V) v$ gf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.6 A, U( y- M  I- m
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.5 j7 K0 g( J! h+ a1 l
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.: G8 H5 }( m( Q4 v% S( {
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.( v0 D- M) d* F6 W
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 F$ D/ L7 a; q

( x1 C; Q: x) H! Y, f! q" bl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .* H+ N; Y+ w! ?" ^+ r5 n: U3 ~
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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