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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.! b0 {. @6 P& t" W( {  F

: i# [* I& [) x4 v9 H  y  u: a2 b2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.0 @% j: D. [3 E: K; i) K/ h6 a2 O

8 T' b+ u* h, X0 ^$ x; I3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours." c; \6 m5 E6 v2 V6 w
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4. Then analyze the situation:, W4 o& L) j* D2 b0 @% b: o
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.8 k" Q6 p+ L6 O( m& n
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.( }- V( j' l6 K6 K  _4 }; Z
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations." V5 k" `0 U. z; w/ E  w0 P
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.0 n* M3 D" f. R
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.2 K  ^" V* }* {  x3 Q0 k
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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5 ?9 N$ F5 Y% D- j7 }. M9 I$ c3 bi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales., v9 g5 C' j- U0 h' I

& i- q$ ^5 e+ M9 z# H5 N$ {j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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0 n1 \5 \8 O) u8 Z/ S, mk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.+ z" x; R! L& ~, D0 y
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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3 _, r" |4 y9 O6 R1 h3 G- t  _7 NFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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