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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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! ^( | n% J5 w2 w% ^+ G3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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' T' W* k3 }- \* P2 ?5 |2 Ga. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department." d+ j# [: m; v& f0 n5 U! ?$ o
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.! ^9 v: t! d& h& i
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.: Q1 I1 z+ @3 X
" v, J7 W7 R, ]2 z5 `2 Ed. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning./ {: C) G( b6 F4 [
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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4 Q. P' _! O4 v; M6 j; A+ Af. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.. e' r3 k* v, m- b( R7 R7 J; s
& a. O3 k) U# zg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources., {; L, Z: S' O1 w1 F- n* o& W: |
- i7 A: T! z+ s, U, hi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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) Y6 m$ ^1 P1 k7 L' W0 ij. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.5 g7 ]3 n* @8 s% ^
' v, J# Y4 E" tk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning./ Q# |# k. ]7 J! k/ o _ u/ s1 J+ {
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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