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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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0 j  j# Y2 a% n. R1 \$ b2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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! s& C/ T: a, |! n+ u3 ?+ W7 g7 L3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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( O+ ?1 f& v0 y( H5 |0 b4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.$ V/ c" Z7 w; H
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.6 X) f; |8 `, H
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.0 `! L& C8 G! q1 |, J7 E+ m! P
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.6 f( H9 ?7 i+ Y

4 O/ `  O$ @8 Z: d. Z& e) N# h# sh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales./ s/ Q8 A3 S! e- J8 c
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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: C( C( w' D, M! A  ~0 Jk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.7 V* ~, L* K' F# n' B
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .0 F$ z5 d9 q. U7 h, w

0 J- V. w+ e! [" k# D1 v* yFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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