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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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/ g3 m+ C5 m: R2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.8 ]  [+ N: i. D1 U, I

" `5 O# z" k$ [2 o+ X3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.8 H) w: z7 _- d. C! i. F

5 ?) b* e- s8 M6 z/ Q4. Then analyze the situation:' }* m3 s) \; A: |1 }

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.& N; C# h# g  ?7 ~6 t

3 h8 [# {6 F. b; P: P/ Ub. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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4 Z9 l1 x$ A0 b. v* T& Zd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.$ N0 v: ?! ]9 m- V, o3 P& a

+ r4 G/ b) l) d) B  U0 P/ \e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.9 v  D1 M# n) T4 e2 x

( P- o" z. Q: q% _3 v$ if. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.. S( C) B9 u8 D! a) D7 W
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.& b" c3 Q9 r& ?
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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* f! N7 G; q, h$ x: w$ S$ `j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.& J% y/ E- E- ^  g- |  b! {3 D

! ~7 i, }( Z4 v3 ck. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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8 ~4 r2 T  n6 `# pl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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