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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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8 \  w4 |  l+ M% z9 o2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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( b1 ~( v5 |+ @+ C8 U3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.2 s3 ^' N9 Y; W8 z
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4. Then analyze the situation:% z8 I5 [- s0 Q  r1 k, x! g
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department." ~7 N# U9 T. _/ O

5 g4 g- e- B9 x& rb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.5 ]3 I8 c& }3 c6 U/ w0 C" b+ J& M
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.. r# J' O- Y6 s4 O8 u
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations." X( }: F; _/ j

3 c; @. R2 A3 L; X" a& Kf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.7 m5 S% g8 _# k) f5 G6 h

" c2 X  U# e3 s  B4 {% w# Qg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 d* L7 L% R$ e

% Y' N. b+ ?# ]* Li. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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6 C" |9 Q1 a( L7 H  _% w! qj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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  n: p$ P/ z" \, z9 n( o# Uk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.3 K4 O- V9 j+ o4 Q! P

! u3 M6 c  F7 v; J: Il. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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2 ^+ {. u+ w, e. s3 b( {Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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