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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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: {. H$ N& A- g! T2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.! u% B" ?6 K6 D" M4 A- V4 F: O
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.' w5 P0 ~: S2 Q( _5 p7 m0 d- y

1 @. }4 i  Z# A8 h/ L8 Q0 {# @; i4. Then analyze the situation:  r+ [7 \9 E. q+ `0 H3 g

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; |$ w# F* W, X: S" K' ^7 H( _a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.: B5 q2 s" S" }! e4 t
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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( B# z5 c) Y0 V$ pc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.7 Z/ L& ~6 u: o$ E" s' V
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.# S: X* @4 X% ]: S
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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+ x3 {& G# n& p& ?0 Kf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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  q4 e6 p* {) T, dh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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! k) F  K! `2 Ci. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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% _. f. q# U+ iFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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