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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.0 T, r. R: N& _; |: P, e
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.6 o* p( k, H/ k. u& r0 v3 v! S  l

! z2 w. F; M: T* p3 ~( Y3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.5 y* m- v" I; f

2 N  |! Z0 {( {$ O4. Then analyze the situation:
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$ T3 X" G' d7 O/ q% Ja. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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' Z2 }) u! G. s, J. W9 cb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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( Y) |5 c9 W. }- m- N, D" ac. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.( T* v9 U( i4 n; X

; X. K1 |. q) Re. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.$ n$ d/ ~, ]4 s1 Q

* e: w4 E- |8 Q0 ~- tg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.0 n" I; v$ ~% b% w. X" g- r
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources./ ], o6 G" N: y; K- U4 |: M
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales., Q$ x# V- M( i9 a" l" x

6 l) p4 M  u# k5 c$ T% Uj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.4 D- y) M- Q1 {7 R5 B
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .( n3 J: c4 u6 X% a4 t4 q; z3 U

. O( v# e$ }& C: P6 PFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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