 鲜花( 1)  鸡蛋( 0)
|
 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
8 {4 C4 z3 K q \; ~& J. Z
( d8 b) u: t4 c! a- b# [+ h2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.. E& L7 d( y: [" z7 Y l- m
$ `) c* m) }8 d
3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.2 i( _7 [ z: t' i# Y# [
5 F) ]4 G) N/ |# w$ J" O: u4. Then analyze the situation:
& l* P, ^8 Q, K" h4 t$ _" e' P* j+ D7 F! C; I7 l
! M2 V, R4 \ l4 ~- B: Xa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
- ]/ U8 B9 E5 d X: Z" q+ L! B
+ Y: B8 E+ n7 Q' J' \0 e/ s# mb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.8 [/ o0 @: H2 N+ f: y9 _
9 ^/ d$ g0 |; _; L
c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
$ W) q2 m/ y& z' j9 A+ c2 M3 Q4 Z h6 k: s/ g. s
d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.8 m. B$ b) s) ~, v% p, H
5 S5 U. `& C8 S& B
e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations./ |' G5 l! T" n' {. S' ^& T3 L. R' x4 l
9 ^9 ?) F) g1 R# o$ w5 ?3 B" a! mf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.9 q# Z% x' i: F& ]7 I
" K2 w. ]+ I: k2 P# e
g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.0 _& }) C) `: b8 S* k3 s
+ U% j- r- J' O/ I( e4 Nh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.. D |, c e9 U; C/ e
5 o0 Z7 n. u6 G; Ci. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.0 h* f2 F" R5 d+ s. }! M4 t4 ]
. S$ Q' K- c- {% x" m
j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.+ M3 ^/ r, a4 P! g( ]
2 G! P# ^) b& ~. R- _6 |- D
k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.4 ]2 S. x m& |
" a7 {# o; j$ l( @l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .6 ~5 d$ r* E5 a6 ]* g
) P) s* b$ F; i+ a1 n: b/ QFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
|