PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

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) _, N# u5 n) K( N1 d* u4. Then analyze the situation:
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" Y8 k  [- H& b* R; q( X; _a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.

# K$ \" y* Z# F' t) L( @4 Ld. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

9 b/ H3 D: Q# Q$ w! s4 I: @h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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- t* L/ g4 {- ?7 M  Xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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* E+ g& _5 P: Z! _! Rk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.