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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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( p/ M) @5 p$ Z( \1 B2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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( `( A8 R: }8 m7 c$ k/ G* V6 W2 P, ~5 d5 P4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.5 \- f2 B2 ]( y7 {
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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0 r% A7 n* T* n. vd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.5 U# d+ ?, M+ M! F5 u
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ Q% F/ j% M/ f# x9 Q5 U' l& x5 l7 n
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.* ], U* @6 v7 a. a0 B, o
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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( J( k% ~( Y5 q* xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.( G0 h6 e( q% H
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.% d" v: _9 a. ?  U( u& \  h* h  H

7 s# s  z& e* c& W! _7 zk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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; v! h/ m: K( J" V! x2 \Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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