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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2 N9 p5 @- f! V  `, k2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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2 B  b7 F; I  P) P6 ^: \3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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7 I! I' |" `5 V4 A- Ka. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.& ^2 G: X+ Z7 Q
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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; C, d8 J# i; o) L5 T9 l9 m) _% ^2 ]4 `% te. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.$ @* `7 t9 a( U( Z6 H

  R9 g; o" P. o  [f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.  {$ Q) v6 \8 q, A
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.3 R2 I( @# E/ S! S
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 Y$ K' h" V- B
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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  Q6 C. [9 q+ D3 Mj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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/ x  p9 T6 g4 ]9 N1 Xk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.; h) L0 ^5 C2 A3 ~

8 [& x; r  h' k2 u# _& e8 Fl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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