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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.* C3 i2 {' s! K' Q  ]

  |$ {( q' X& X6 y: X% I3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.0 u6 Z8 [9 }3 y& W" n
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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6 L8 o( B! u/ J+ u% ba. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.+ x& C! e  a' l, N

0 m% ]' L+ f" w2 Ub. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.  X4 e, G( q5 f$ h0 b2 J8 D6 J

+ l) |. n" J' k3 s+ C$ r, gc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.+ x4 o" ]; ~. G4 |, g6 C- J
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.% H0 e. c% ^. E; p" a+ L8 k8 y2 n/ z
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.7 L2 R7 i. h8 m
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.! w2 M3 d# q) N0 l) l

4 G) C% a' ?2 ]9 \/ h: D9 ~5 Ph. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.( Y8 U" {4 g2 T2 F- E; C) l

2 S8 |3 ?( W0 Q+ U7 T; C; wi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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9 S. Q& R) [4 }( q8 M" P% nk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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$ D5 ~! N4 ~" pl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .8 s9 ]0 ?' v# E

  N8 i" s! G. S5 i6 ^) }# pFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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