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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.' M" P$ [9 B* K( v( d
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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2 G* T& L8 B# N3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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# J& K8 {8 Z, ?7 r! ?8 Zb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing./ e+ L) k( `  |: |% c  h1 g* l

: k0 c/ K) Y9 d0 [* v/ K# ic. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering., C  U# X7 n: L2 P

! K4 @: r/ W- ~0 i, C. U$ b& M! `d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.+ h$ J0 C) J/ `. ^6 ?1 j

9 m9 H1 s4 _) W2 xe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.! d% c: J. \6 `, X7 y5 H6 c
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.! }: O0 P4 d4 k' o* f( Y
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.  x% g( d) `) Q& j7 v8 q- ^
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.. v; Z! s; B# V7 h

: s0 `5 ]; |% C  {k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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* U6 H! I' o' M+ W- G( ^l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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