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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.; K% s' b+ o0 I: Y

4 l$ a" e7 g+ p% ?; m4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.5 F8 d; |8 M) n& {7 `
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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6 V, @# C5 j& I3 A5 m' ^+ R: ?  oc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.( S0 t! R( N- {6 J. i8 ?1 y5 I
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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6 Z/ I4 q$ [8 K. e- D8 B1 }7 V0 Mf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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' M# w3 ~# W! {) c- }/ g  \g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.  A: |* o" e7 h- T
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.$ z9 u5 T) Z4 y( F

) N) B: j# W* G8 q8 n: qi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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! }+ O( |4 W) `' L1 Ij. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.& F$ ^3 q& M. m* x: o1 K

. R) b" r; d) ^9 i; J$ b2 Y8 R4 ek. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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