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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.7 x/ t) a: R# l3 U
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.5 x/ q3 m* r* ~  U: K6 \
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4. Then analyze the situation:& @* ~7 w! S, m: f1 ]7 o, J/ o) O

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.& `) [) {# f: ]& I) d8 v( t

2 ]; e2 D5 k0 f+ h* I) bd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.+ w: W! k& z3 J8 `) }, S: z  ~

3 v# y" K: ^3 H* d/ p5 }g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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" s# S! J1 R3 k% x8 ^; Li. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.- H  C( k& X2 @1 m4 R+ n
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing./ @& o0 H+ i. O/ F% T
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 J) y6 B5 x) n/ C2 V% y
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .$ O5 O! M" u: i2 i$ ~

4 Z. N; \7 K% n% kFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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