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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.2 b) K9 ?5 H, V+ X' }
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.  H* g7 ^  \- a, ]' C

* |8 e1 V4 t! m" E; O, L5 ^: A3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.9 V: [. b; A: J5 N4 W3 ^! O

/ [9 t" j7 {) P4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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* I* Z5 [, n, I* U0 V5 nb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.  t# S0 |2 P9 z( j, V
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.6 T# P9 E' t& }; B
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.9 J0 s  r3 k& v" P2 x: _
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.9 L; S# H3 O8 }+ T' j! V: R3 T2 t

- ~' M, C  Y+ [: L! u& ?g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.8 b9 E5 \, A( Q; C1 l. W
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.9 x. R: b* _- @7 o2 C$ h

, O. Y1 q7 R% ai. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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% ?0 c4 x/ J" P; j6 A5 B; h1 [/ wj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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' f9 q4 n0 L* \! Pk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.( `" [9 c" t6 v: p, J+ F- d

& `4 r6 ]4 K! C- t  @& d" Bl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .: ]" }6 C% ?( Y& {8 y  L2 Q0 L

0 R) }0 @) h2 HFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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