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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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% _5 q; A/ {. C( H1 F3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.8 H" [0 y; A" C$ n( H6 _
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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5 @! L! V8 }8 f7 J! ta. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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: D# F" V) K: B9 h6 f6 E9 y: _b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.3 S1 J# O" b! n# _. e4 H
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.- ~) F/ R5 v% q. N
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.* p; v+ e% n* h: L, N
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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3 c+ _+ Q& k! Y) og. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.1 T; d: G$ @. }4 i

3 g# _& ^2 f' _! vh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing., h+ m- X3 p/ O8 o3 S/ B

/ K  K- B) K( |! P" y4 J& pk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.& ?/ q' F9 e/ P5 ^! Z9 c7 P/ |

" U0 K& x. U3 L- Al. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .( T; ^0 n% w3 T/ f$ g

! t8 T1 X* S, ^3 }+ L. |6 NFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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