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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room./ Z/ j& R5 Y4 L4 @, I0 l; ^

7 P, T! C0 _; l" c2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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( U/ |5 g# _% X) n3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.0 j5 S2 o/ b% J* _
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.0 V! ]( s; p4 ]$ j/ \
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering./ V, W& Y. n3 {5 w. P
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning., s/ N% t6 w6 Q
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.& Y. A' l) D% J! ^$ d  ?. E" K! p! Y

2 j8 b2 s7 v" F- w0 `  k8 u7 cf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.: r% O& M+ `8 k. \+ _/ I! ?6 S

3 q6 e2 h1 q7 N9 Fg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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+ m, ?+ Q5 K% m2 T: ~# e8 C7 ii. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.  |. j9 a8 ^/ N* t/ M3 g

. M2 V6 }' x% K! gj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing., s& e  s* a- E* v: X

8 d/ v0 v: }* Z& X6 V5 [k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 I* `* }1 S) [: U
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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