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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.- k/ ~& h9 U7 N* t: Y

  Z7 H$ [+ R) e2 o. t+ S7 ?2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.% G: R5 {9 n# n3 }

, n6 i$ f# @2 G3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:" f) }9 b" A8 z" U# B+ D9 q
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0 R+ d, D! B, T; `6 M" va. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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. F( m1 f  L. i' @  B- n& i+ Zc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.+ w3 P" T2 e; J/ ]$ J7 C
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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2 Y- i# c- o1 p/ P# E: g! R- \3 n- t# Ef. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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1 I1 R; n& ]8 C) mg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.8 T3 p  v# k* F2 }- N9 f' \

; e3 l7 \' l$ W+ Y! j# ?h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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9 U& A, v, ^5 pi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.- i2 N% Z9 q8 m0 F
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.  ?& ]6 a! P# `; b9 @. g
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .' T6 z2 ^! `* y% W

' \& n2 _8 Z- j9 M3 B! ~0 S- u, zFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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