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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room., G; a# T8 q1 C/ n
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.% L7 L+ X# g9 z' h( S; P

/ P& n/ F  F/ _0 b9 k! Z3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.7 G( u, W. J7 X8 K2 C/ G$ c2 K: h) ^

* t9 q" T7 Q& r/ E( w7 ~: {  eb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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" R2 _+ f) o7 r* V2 ], Y5 Qd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.& O3 Z( \4 m$ s/ ?1 |1 Y  e8 b

4 K3 ~, O2 C! r7 N' Se. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.3 w6 V' e, F+ ]0 [0 W' T

! B8 p0 a  {% f% ]f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.0 a+ `4 g$ s, n& E

4 O' V) s( c: j% y, C) O; kg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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* L# r0 C' O3 j: Wi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.7 t( M2 j1 D7 M/ d8 F2 c9 b

  e1 U  J% i' ^+ D& M( Y$ Tj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.% M" [- `8 ~* B6 @: z6 T' A( a( J/ `0 E
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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