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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.. d3 |. D! I# n0 h* r

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- r$ |9 H6 b0 N3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.4 L0 I6 g0 Q8 o) w4 t
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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) {* _+ L- C& ~( l0 U) U! z+ ua. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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% p6 f& `& s" c' Db. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.- c- Q# T2 t% Z$ c# I
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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# a- Y) Z9 `' q( X# J7 Xd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.# c6 j5 F. j, @# F7 X
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.& @5 I8 o- x" A7 P! O2 I
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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- H  n# t  g5 R% ~7 q; m$ Rh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.# u& w- O$ F4 Z) W" |: G7 L! L# m  H

. }5 n5 U+ v$ @2 {( K: N0 U- mi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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- U: w$ i1 j1 h) ?, o2 b4 T: G8 ij. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .) s" Q$ v. C; w. v+ f0 L. R
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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