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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.2 }! e$ M3 W- \+ q. W
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.* s; H, S u& m! D$ r9 V& U, g! y
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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( ?! N" w9 b/ U4 ~a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.9 ?' z$ Q& ^1 t n
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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% o9 Z- N$ t: Gd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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& a- H+ ^* e2 O4 E( [+ ef. If they are sleeping, put them in Security./ j4 U* [, ^, G/ ]1 |: H/ b0 [7 ^# x% [
5 @7 g9 |0 T1 M6 W7 gg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.) k& h4 u% v7 y f7 V& u; ]: J! y! c6 z
, W$ o0 d; ^) K+ v2 ^6 e& }i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.7 x, S/ {2 g+ F( I& ^! _
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing." ~0 w$ u' v9 F9 |
8 e X7 H7 a, Ok. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .6 \+ R3 C1 `2 q) n
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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