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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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/ W8 C- i( @% w9 r' ~2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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( C; T- Y* e4 K& ^0 h1 N3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.$ p3 y6 z  Y* X. k$ D
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4. Then analyze the situation:$ {  Q9 r3 v/ O7 w2 j

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.5 B1 Y2 d1 A3 z; F4 P' P

1 X% i- n7 T9 i6 Rb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.9 R* w& Q3 \1 r; V' ~
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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. J$ W+ t& ^. ?) s  z; `7 _g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.$ S. P( w5 y  t: f, X& w& N
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.2 f3 ]/ w6 ~. s' \. x3 ]/ k1 ~
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ./ q; P& R4 X" E& b/ c$ ]7 Y; e7 k
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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