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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.4 {2 K* C8 `* z" v( e" y
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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' _5 F) m( o1 Q5 G$ e8 m9 X; \c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  {6 I- {! e/ A9 g, }) h
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.1 T# v5 b  T6 A& s+ e1 l

9 C: T+ ^1 P# T' w: ~# S0 Se. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations." H, K$ T$ h7 n8 W. S4 `

4 A/ I  @$ {* q* of. If they are sleeping, put them in Security., l- ^7 Q6 _6 d' [
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.( N9 E: o; b. Y, E$ y

9 K( z6 B0 P& e8 S& a: D: A8 zi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.; a5 L+ Y' g+ r" J, w, H
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.0 [. b/ ^' ]/ B- k$ _1 A$ p

2 U/ o( @! H$ O  ~7 j! b" Nk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.: O7 B4 s* {6 O) n8 }

( x) G4 K$ G! ?* l% Y& l. ^l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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* h# o6 V7 y$ X6 W" g; mFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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