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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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- C( ?1 A# w) t$ _& s( s2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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! _" r* t. K1 [% q! j4 v. b3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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# r$ c( i' b* t) B4. Then analyze the situation:5 I! z0 D6 w) ?, B. {
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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( }/ c; k5 P0 \& z1 x' p0 t" jb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.8 |. x3 s7 f" x, ~# }+ O1 T* M3 |/ D
* v6 H9 s# g- d# P# J1 ~c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.* r9 J; o2 C' P, m( _
* _& n1 D. z; C0 qd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.% [7 V7 M7 S+ P/ R
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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) w5 J" ]/ |" ~& E Nf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.5 G# J7 B0 b+ ^7 d' K* f0 f3 H
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.: r: z* ?) u# ?
' Q- b- |: r) k8 ch. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.6 O8 H0 j, l! ^ ?; h2 v& c
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.- {) ^+ G r! m' [0 T% H
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ." R0 h) ?" k1 f5 @: Z" G1 I
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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