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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.) x9 a7 N+ T, X1 Q5 h& B

8 G5 \% P5 T7 Q( c" ?3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours., \7 S- W1 i# E  X3 F/ r0 b: d! H
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4. Then analyze the situation:' B$ {& b) l- L

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department./ ?, m) I; a2 o

) G( o, u2 D: t% q6 C$ lb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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2 d( K" h. R/ ~4 L+ Kc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.# S, M( @2 T, Y4 {! [8 `, @4 L/ l, G5 ]

: Y: ]- T0 ]% fd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.8 B+ l- n7 O. }, c& S1 G' [' P
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.5 @& D+ W1 W3 L6 C. I  D
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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, B- R3 j! W' x, u. u5 A0 nh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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% y/ w! e9 l6 Y( T6 c* @i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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. H6 H; r5 L: r5 ~! a3 M" J6 yj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.- {, m3 A. k. \( D1 D* v

+ c5 e( _3 x+ Jl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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