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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.5 A6 o- J4 o* i. u% b% ^  W) B

6 Y7 O  ^3 F; w" F2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.# j- v. S6 f3 }! ~+ ^! j. V8 ~

! G/ G: Q1 @  q- h; c# rc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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# Y1 z. ?, |; p  O" Ud. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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- F) x  ~* n& a5 k+ S: ef. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.8 |$ V, T( d2 L2 N; ^
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.' a$ [3 X( q* b
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.0 v" X; H, |; P, `4 N! S# l; T& g% [

) l' ?$ X1 O" jj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.+ S8 P, R2 Z1 k

' `6 F5 {( [8 }3 _4 n/ yk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.5 }6 n# A  @- N- m  I

; J1 P0 v9 u# _5 vl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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