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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ Z/ ^9 z; D/ Z, [4 u  f0 ~
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.; f5 b& [1 L" f

3 G' Q  v3 ]9 T3 l! l) N3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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+ K8 C% t9 M9 P4 W8 n9 H4. Then analyze the situation:
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: ]2 k5 ~+ h& @$ ?a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.# D2 m2 f9 E4 f  ~2 A7 b# @
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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! N0 M, E( t2 \' {- I' W/ Ec. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.. R! m# B; N' ]  d( e3 [$ Q

5 G# O9 @* V  `) }4 d% P9 Jd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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8 J. }. |2 `5 S8 l3 L- Ye. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ E: [$ O- {' f" z$ M

9 r1 P% I/ F9 R, y8 d% Ef. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.3 Q+ K% h% ]2 t0 N" M' o
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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# |) z3 B# V, v8 @& r6 k# ~1 k* b8 m# {& ?h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales., H# H  l) O: Q) `, D
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.. A$ {) _, ^  y5 B8 C/ |" ]
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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5 I: Z% F  A! {  {+ o" |9 i( ol. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .6 G" a% U3 j- w) A1 v2 |
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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