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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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3 ^7 s  k$ h0 m  U% w, S2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.; p# @+ N7 p/ U
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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" S5 [/ n( r- V' c. M4. Then analyze the situation:
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1 H9 I: K% Z& K0 e$ n4 R! j$ ]a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department." B3 T3 C# A. P: y1 Y7 {

# F6 e  P# n" V# c# zb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.  N6 `) m7 k8 _. \7 M# P4 m! |
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.8 q9 j' X3 [* z; x: H' x! ^
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.) S$ C$ @% z: h4 M- p* B8 ^, s
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.% h7 J% B2 H9 Q6 ^+ g! j# |7 D
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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. ?2 P8 b& n$ Vh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources./ E9 P/ T" l5 p& O/ c9 K" i

: M7 x" P' q* h9 [i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.. ?6 c4 j( b7 b$ S1 j8 L% D0 b: y
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.1 \+ Q. h, B7 x* h4 u. ?

) P5 t2 F  K5 Q$ r2 e6 dk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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