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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room., m8 @7 o# z1 K" @) e% i

7 t% n5 {+ A' P$ ?( `( _- L2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.: ~4 t$ Y  o- [% R

2 f/ q$ ?3 _/ d# |4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.% H. A/ [  m. I  j8 N* S

, r8 v, g9 E% {" c$ ^c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.$ F3 r5 J+ z% A: |( m5 k
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.: b& O2 s% c: k/ _0 e% h

2 i3 ?! m3 B4 m4 b9 p" fe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.- m3 p; _7 \5 W, ~  ?8 c7 l: S1 c" O6 z
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.- U% P9 Y# T5 {# K+ J" S
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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5 t& _' I% `2 yi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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4 X# h2 z- _) tj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing./ G1 P* }# z( j9 u, z+ o
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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/ v% ^% }: o( z& ll. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .& v; w; t3 b/ l: |& f
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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