PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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: O" P4 t0 m# R4. Then analyze the situation:
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6 J5 T& m" a. F. ca. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

* ^' ?8 p! o. b( x- Rc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.

e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

, F  i* Z6 O4 lf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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. N9 R' x1 q( H" @9 F* fg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.

) I5 T" j1 _$ i  th. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

0 j4 F, u* g" N9 }5 F% uj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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2 `" f9 t" ~1 @+ ?4 O$ |" AFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.