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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.3 @0 E' S8 q: _: G# s

1 t/ {" s* f, }& v8 R5 l4 p2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.# E* e" W9 j- s$ H  @& _
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.3 y2 q# o5 y# ?: K" J0 ?8 C
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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! A) M; G3 }5 ^( Ma. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.$ Z* K: ^7 D; T
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.' B! |7 K* B0 Z1 y( [
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.: ?6 H, Z/ K$ L5 B) y

! B4 q- b  S6 I) Y) we. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations., J! X+ t1 X9 q) v7 Z$ E
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.2 G, B5 U7 [6 i2 A8 \1 K
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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  `+ Y. _) p2 J$ L; t' }h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.; W9 w( f8 M0 z- r8 N3 O0 I
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.! Y$ A4 b3 D0 d

7 Z# J$ P+ m/ B; y/ W  |j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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& u6 c( F& h; _, Q7 \, ?  vl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .2 o. {3 B- K8 V% p

  v, U9 R: y7 YFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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