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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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* l# {. U/ n9 Y1 g$ ^2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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8 N4 a% S9 t. C" l- N& }' E1 F3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:3 H P1 h* M. y- D( `% K
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E( v2 c Y& X ma. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.6 ^: B% d& t5 G$ Q
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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! k2 q7 r" N0 n( R* X7 p0 g! O( R( vc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.% \$ K/ d6 I1 L( m' I
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.6 e9 [2 I, |4 j& `. N5 A- z
3 }. A" `8 Q8 k; W: b# ef. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.9 V4 Z* A! W) j$ |: m! g) D
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.* v) t. D1 B. b
( X+ Z4 v) Z9 U% Ih. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources." Z+ v9 X2 K! E2 v* T. p) K B) E
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.7 p! m- |6 J" b% Y A3 p9 E
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.6 d8 x8 v6 p, i) G8 W
( j$ S0 Z, N$ C8 f. c) W4 ok. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management . K9 l8 {5 r& i' c
8 O* s4 i; J3 oFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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