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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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- i, E5 A; o% u# H6 j+ ?2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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- z0 F2 \$ t1 r3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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/ C. B# W9 m, l- ta. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.5 {2 L& Q/ F' q) O. a+ T- x, Q# N1 D8 e
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.$ j1 Y5 A) F+ ^% `7 T7 P7 M0 L. `

  a3 s8 q5 u! F' _% r* fe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations., K* L. o' C3 ^
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security., Y% q  P: `0 k2 _; v) W& R; X
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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2 l* h. n1 }3 ~& R( R6 n6 C0 lh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.% V& R, \3 b/ \/ h
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.  Q( k- J- S1 G; G7 @7 f
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .( J) d3 y( D2 y! @  ]
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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