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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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( x$ M1 i/ b9 G- B# }/ n- F+ S2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door./ {1 `5 |& o, M' o+ X/ f$ M

% u8 z6 }# Q& F3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.8 \! ^' k4 y5 \* u; w- `! m
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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7 z6 ?: I4 T8 z  |  {a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.; z, }4 _# |$ A! E5 ~
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.$ M: _% C! v) @$ S" M2 b
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.: x( s3 b0 C$ X/ [4 V* P$ n7 ^

. u) v& L9 {5 l# C) Hd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.$ D9 V% S; ?4 ]' E
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ I1 x& i" I3 d' }0 {- a7 ^! H
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.  b# s- O4 K* ^

* H5 b6 o+ i3 ]9 Dg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.6 a$ Q: }" d0 G( o( x

+ A4 z' X  Z. H2 r) x' mh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.& ^/ ~2 K% z. `4 N- o6 L

# T& v, n9 x4 G* u4 k+ R' }j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.5 B4 B, H0 M3 `0 H) b* y, F

& ?. F& F6 M: L5 Q2 a% O+ T) o) l: q) bl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .7 o$ U6 D) \1 T* M, j, K6 a, V  K2 Q
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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