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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.: M! ~/ Z6 a" E9 u2 C

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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.9 t8 y) Z& l" B. A& \5 u" v" M/ ?$ J
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4. Then analyze the situation:9 w$ V) s# n& i+ N

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.6 n/ o3 P6 {; J* h/ h6 i( u
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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! Q, m, h% P# R* M: G8 T* n: We. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.* T7 o9 U  I4 f/ b, x8 j

6 ^; F* J; Q$ f4 V5 `* O: P7 \f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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6 v# n$ e9 C' V& Cg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.4 J. Z4 \  I9 r+ ~) h4 a) q- T/ n
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.5 _8 v! h# z4 _0 ^
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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/ l' ^' I- l2 @" C) r& \l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .& E9 }' k6 s; C- I
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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