PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.

  M6 K0 |0 Y; `) Z% @* s7 V8 [d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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9 e2 C. \; X4 _e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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9 w6 }6 y# f# X' t! d' x2 N& ]i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

5 P" F# m1 t' B1 J& W% ]l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.