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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.8 A$ l8 q0 D7 i+ X/ Z
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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6 Y$ X, e4 A0 v) s2 ~3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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; a, p- v7 e) z" o3 R9 Ra. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.: `5 [1 \( ?/ @. n

1 z. \0 z* r+ z. sb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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# ^- [6 ^! t2 w; Q; [8 ec. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.. S3 h( `; h- y
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.' G* |. z9 `; F$ Q- l1 N/ s
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.+ K( ?  K* V/ q; ^
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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' X2 S( b0 Y4 H& Z; O0 `" xh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.7 S0 }* v. E" }, h
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.- f/ i7 J2 p1 ^2 k

- O) U2 M5 o2 D9 q) M' Q. L1 hj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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! m& o6 i, x/ ~, Lk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.. x1 k; s0 ?. M) _- E  p

  I6 f. Q- F( |5 x- \! l% ml. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .' S7 o, d2 g5 \; h8 _0 p, ]4 n
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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