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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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* R- w7 U" r- L6 @4 u2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.0 I9 Y+ r8 T: _) \# l2 [
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours., T; c, T. ^2 v& r  g
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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) J; u8 b% x7 I- K4 `a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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2 J  P  T  |0 l+ x: Qb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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3 D4 W3 U8 e9 @# oe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.2 w. c4 t2 i7 A. Z: n) e+ W
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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( I/ J. Z0 f0 f  H5 ]h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.( L2 x2 I8 m( O' m- y) e/ f7 r

0 A$ X, B- [" z' S% Ii. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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% b) {$ E& ~1 X8 ]j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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7 h% [0 v4 x; B5 o: k3 G8 c) El. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .# a/ v( Z9 v) G( |+ f$ L' C" _* p) V
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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