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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.6 Y  M! W6 Y) G

5 S/ ?$ N) s% O2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.7 ^5 B; g8 u( O, g: S8 U

5 V  s% g9 _1 }9 R9 m3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:2 g' q. t6 j) q9 i) N

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department./ B. J% @3 N$ e* |# h5 m
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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4 a+ o- R1 b. v: p0 ]2 W5 ^5 |c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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+ k& V% V6 U" _4 V+ K5 ^d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.4 A# ]; b/ z6 Q8 g, r

" }2 ?( z# y% e: L/ C2 ~2 ^e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.( l5 p% @& N! d: J( m/ N

2 [: u9 @8 q9 y' sf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.) f  Q" @3 z0 x$ \
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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- v7 S5 `( N1 `! L6 y* Ii. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.4 Y. X+ h0 `+ \& o! x! g/ l

0 W0 z' S4 n4 q: }! R/ Ik. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .- i" @* F  S: o! w. H9 W
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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