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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.: {0 [, @0 f+ ?/ y) ^; i; n
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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9 R( u: m* I" t4. Then analyze the situation:& |* Y! Q% R# d8 p# n! B9 f3 V& g1 @

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3 g, a/ [; `5 A. M* Ha. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.; l8 M0 [  [, n# z) n2 Q& w6 S

- `0 z: l) e& ^b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.; E5 ?! j6 F" \
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations./ a# b8 J7 E, f

- G. y% J3 \! T' H. v$ w8 K5 ?# ^6 z& Ef. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.3 L5 h  s9 B, i4 q% W5 b
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.0 ^! Q% J1 H" G

7 [0 i0 j1 I$ P" g, q- oh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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! d  L- s/ \( Li. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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# j  K- `1 v$ Sj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.- `& ?' r! _7 K( ~) T' L
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.9 N. a2 @- h) V" P' s8 F
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .9 F. r5 l6 \6 B" n6 ~

5 |5 A' M5 _: W5 TFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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