PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.

9 J6 M# E; _' {c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.

8 S" S2 J/ [" j# X# r) N. b2 yd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

7 V* {7 J! F8 @* ?7 Y% Nf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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+ w3 G- i: \7 w8 Rh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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, r  a* I& a: u, g3 `6 [' j! Hk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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; l- k- J* o9 p  T& s4 {l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .

Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.