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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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7 S" j1 k: |' S2 B2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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. k' h) M+ N) ~- G  z9 g) b3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.( `1 w: x: Y: y8 |. b: K2 E

* V, O2 S( Z# J7 V4. Then analyze the situation:4 \* V9 \, a2 g, W* g! k2 B. @
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4 x0 V" Y; \$ G0 ua. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.9 ]0 m4 p+ ^, L' R% r4 b1 u2 V

0 _! n' g( M3 j8 z! z( |b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.2 S/ W$ k! U  ]$ ^# b3 Z: Y
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.3 o' t, N* l& j
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.) s: E: E* Z" a- r! t, S. _3 i

4 `0 m* }0 w$ Of. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.# H; O/ V& g. a  w. w

9 O% m$ V! [; M4 th. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.; X- S5 e; [: L2 q& S% q  [

3 r! T$ G- Z, o0 A8 A" F/ l% c$ Zl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .; j$ C, {9 y2 }, y6 E! v. e( x6 c

- w) ^- q3 ~% o) R+ z' K( @2 rFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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