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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.8 r* z4 ]) p2 i. y5 g9 H+ n9 N
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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( Z4 t7 H# G8 g% }4. Then analyze the situation:4 B( H" o3 ?6 ?! d5 V
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.( L+ s2 q- R, Z1 k
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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+ e0 k$ S1 T4 L# y3 B9 u! sc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.5 d* Y& j7 _, \: A( |; U! d
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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- Q; m* t+ m0 g! V. pe. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.1 k4 d1 @9 ^2 J+ m0 y- m( Z/ H! y
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.; N' {- p( q- {0 ~
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.$ T7 G9 c/ F! [/ D2 P% t
# p& P$ E: J, l1 A$ J0 W0 Gh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.' U5 B3 L6 O5 j x! S1 s4 B
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.: x+ L, V. h: y4 o" r0 t& w
8 h$ a6 y. w; S$ r5 _/ Aj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.2 _9 t; e; D* v: ? l9 Q8 P
O: q% P4 w9 n( [2 sl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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