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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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, `$ Y+ z* V2 E. ?- u2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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& D; Q" s0 M' h. r. L0 U, }4. Then analyze the situation:6 m% K* l0 Z5 [3 L' k

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.1 W6 P# |# C$ M$ H' z
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.. z) A" F5 ]) N# n; N* w7 B6 a

: [# Z7 E5 B$ @) y8 \c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.6 b! }5 d) Q4 z4 Q7 p
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.4 |+ v1 V5 B: P0 c: N! ]

' m2 b2 b8 y, c7 d1 Ee. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.5 V8 E9 ~( ]) {2 P

9 k1 j3 e( C9 X2 e! g: y+ P- ^' p% |f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.5 U. L( P7 E" X  h( A

8 I* h9 l8 @. Gg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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5 M" ]; D" m. ~' S' Y7 }j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.6 [: k; k. E% _# F4 W3 }

" s* r' o( r1 t2 [k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.) h: S+ n# y( U2 L! g
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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