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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.; ~$ d$ {9 n2 m" V! S
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.) o0 {9 T9 T; k2 B* B5 t( X. \

7 H, {* F$ t$ r. x0 n6 m7 s3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:  p+ O4 y$ p1 |( m  j+ q

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.0 s5 H, g1 z0 x0 e

' Q7 \1 f" n# N8 E8 Ob. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.+ G5 C! h) |  z7 n5 h4 m& J# Y

  Z! C2 h) d. l& A# Y( tc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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3 i" K& Y6 D8 N1 ^* Zd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.5 X6 A4 l6 {6 x2 }: N* N+ n2 ?

* k: N% w* X' N: m; le. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security., D; N/ K  t7 h

& d) x* i) b1 x1 r  k0 fg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.+ Z5 _6 w  x1 {# b# g# r4 K
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.  I; X! ^3 n1 n( u7 P9 v
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.' I0 N& ~0 V; G4 Y

! y5 y$ t$ d0 V& |j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.3 ?# q9 K; C: r  ~# t

0 a6 K% G; E) Uk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.& Q) v0 \! \) v9 c# Q
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ./ A' L  h# ~& {5 M0 b; n- j+ l

. r9 L7 _' G6 m3 L5 MFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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