PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

秋染红叶

1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.

2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.

3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.

4. Then analyze the situation:

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.

b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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2 H4 D0 F  s( ~c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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" H  A& K6 z8 I7 m" m( O' yd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.

f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.

$ n1 e+ D) R0 z) Q, \g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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/ G+ A, i0 Q0 X' m. O, nh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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4 P1 X  U7 o& p7 r% pi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.

j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.

0 x7 V+ \8 L" n, S' r' Cl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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5 Z; p- y. C) g" z, }/ N3 yFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.