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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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8 e# }: d% x! \. O2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.1 I* X" z7 T* L9 j" E9 z- _) {
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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: }! T9 E7 H, F$ X. P6 R8 q, q4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.$ h. A1 [- p) C1 {/ E. X6 f

) k2 j# S0 ~: ^, gb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.) J/ k0 Z9 M1 h/ M2 @, ?
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.( _1 o- Q* t1 K' C5 `
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.3 E- u" ]8 T& m* j1 a7 t* l6 j
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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: E6 M' A: @4 @& s, mf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.5 z" s/ t9 p$ J$ M+ m$ g* e
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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% ]0 Y; r" x( i( V- O: @( Ch. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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0 [4 @7 d& P  B  K" ^  o" z9 Xi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.2 M1 F3 B6 S+ X) u( u: {+ D9 U4 m# t

2 N, H8 l7 }0 cj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.( w$ S& [& K8 s7 B" g7 O/ o

. ~% t0 Z$ q3 S( z. _$ [k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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( B% S7 ?9 A' f/ ^  T/ }l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .1 K) P* ?/ B0 ]1 f5 I
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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