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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.8 q1 F/ g6 E+ r3 C' S# k+ t

$ n9 s9 T; Q( a3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:: V5 p- B1 u8 U" A) c' z9 J' D

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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/ n. u8 H3 e1 X' T6 i6 J+ tb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing." U- X9 T: @* S& s! n# t, B
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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7 P; J+ x# H; _0 @8 Z& p# R$ O! Ce. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.( G2 @! c+ `* y9 y

: }* t# \" r3 i1 N9 Tf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.  D4 R  _& Z5 o& Q! s

  E9 v4 _7 J3 eg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.( ^& m& _6 J8 p/ g4 b9 N

5 b  Z% J1 J& ]* _; G) ]i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.1 x+ _( c8 t! i' z, y3 O
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.& `0 f2 F( R9 g3 x: H
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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% G! i" h+ T5 V; Vl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .0 N3 A3 G  [0 q) ^; n% I' }
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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