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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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# K' G, z1 S; W& _' W  n2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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; w9 W/ S( c0 m% K8 r% K' I/ pa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.) X# h; C; Z1 x  v3 z. G4 H  `

4 B/ l$ l9 c# h3 m& ~0 V8 P* Sc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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" Z; x: [4 q  N7 X: U% ^+ K; e+ hf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.3 @* J% F8 @0 L5 A
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.2 C/ r1 i! ~" ]7 L3 r8 h8 I
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.1 K" K4 j+ p& }) T4 l4 C) u( H' o

, l. j5 G- z5 p; E8 K, Qj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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: J- E% q- C" q9 q+ S8 Hk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.' m" e( S$ `0 d8 _! L" b9 S
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .% K/ P- I: ?. W6 E3 R
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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