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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.* R$ X" S% e5 ?* @( }
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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1 k4 C. @; E) G# j# n7 _4. Then analyze the situation:. G; q, {2 T* j( f; l

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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  g; f+ l) y2 mb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.7 W$ U/ e2 Q) `6 x5 \
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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  }& F8 S7 c4 J7 @# r/ [7 n4 {e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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6 e* v+ ?3 C7 ^0 v" h- e  qf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.2 n) F/ y+ A& O' Z) M( E! R7 G

, y" Z0 H3 D1 O/ O, S) Y  Yg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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6 m" g# K9 \/ q% W2 U" k  qh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.. z5 L5 |- E, |! j

/ u. Z, w8 V- g. Ci. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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+ Y* Q% i- R, A' C  s/ E2 t4 gk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management ." ~. n* X* @3 K$ x& j- S

$ t  W7 b; _& ^0 uFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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