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* ^2 a" C9 H% @( x# }& x3 @3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.# C7 m; z: r) ]
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4. Then analyze the situation:; q3 T8 K5 g6 c% c0 y
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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! u& f% N$ h, V& N3 ob. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.6 o. A! a/ d- z% j% `$ X. E/ m
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.9 K1 v# x/ w0 S/ b
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning." u- Q. @- @4 n0 C2 T
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.7 x1 z7 s8 F! l2 e( E1 ^
( o. b& \1 d) s* c- p, Hf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.. Z) o, Z6 x5 S- ?. i H* D
2 j: z3 ?+ X4 \7 d. z7 {h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.$ ^* H5 }6 R6 A) ~% F) W9 o
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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* ?0 w/ E: A) s, b8 q& uj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.$ I3 j. F, M4 \" t
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .0 y5 A" S6 y& I" o n% w" \
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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