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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.) \- ]+ g& `- y0 i2 f
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.  Y. k7 S# |; C1 t( [( ?9 ]7 f3 l
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.2 X& z- L( K. x

8 U% f2 u8 }' x+ Z) A/ I- I7 R4. Then analyze the situation:( X. C6 M4 ~. e, |% S2 G& E
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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! b  |) r0 Y) K1 ^b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.8 H. Q% c' A- I- U2 ?+ a

- z4 V! `" W, |; d7 p$ t( f: Wc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.2 ]5 E; a3 Q% F

) ?! Z6 R1 M4 z5 m1 o4 N, Wf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.8 a4 b  \9 o5 D1 e  [# @% v6 {, w

& E( }$ F0 }% g0 V) O! V. V7 x. zg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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+ p* T- E) x$ ]& n9 S. ~h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 p# Z' C: B0 y+ z- q' Q  F& d/ ]9 I
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.8 I+ p+ x' V; F6 {
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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) C9 _7 l2 N. p) Z/ h# Jk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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4 \& ^( y9 \3 N( }. P+ ql. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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$ T+ V! ~4 Q1 {+ d, `5 YFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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