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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.# _) ^$ i1 w) g$ {) j/ @0 [

0 t6 ^* T5 r, Z  L+ w2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.. v  u# e, m' Q7 _' ]: }9 m/ U
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.% \& f0 Z2 w! E1 S$ l; c0 }
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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" K+ |8 v' ?1 T( q  [0 ~a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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/ D2 A6 o: T4 L1 b! cb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.& ?- j/ O( a& W7 }) h2 u
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.8 t/ @" n" ~/ f7 v5 d9 `

* y3 q, L$ W) B3 m. zd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.5 H" d0 l/ d9 G

+ m  x' a1 \5 _3 }9 N& Ee. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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4 R& [- c& b' R! K2 M9 _g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources./ q) z4 {. I& h8 O) r5 y3 S  P

* O$ O* N/ v7 t! ui. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.9 R+ p: t  @2 Z2 Q3 k# [
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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  B- |/ z' F" l% k2 x. \* T1 xk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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  ?& {1 D: ^1 [6 Tl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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+ k4 h! }5 ~7 A5 kFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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