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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.0 z+ E4 u' S# N6 I4 y5 k
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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2 ^. w* c$ D0 s2 ?3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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5 T9 Z) s$ h5 h4. Then analyze the situation:+ a; ?$ E. T  G! K2 M

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8 h. h0 e9 x( S9 g8 w9 na. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.6 L- N& a) Q3 ~; G
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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( y, K2 A# H# j+ T" P+ f9 t' ]9 Kd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.3 Y0 \& s6 ~4 A% x" W! i; o# x

0 c7 H3 {0 n) S( O$ t4 X1 s, W5 O$ Qf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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% z, ~! m5 k$ _# ]- ~6 tg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.% L" r5 `# H/ @: A2 ?
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.. r% N, j! \. A% X1 ^8 Q. x

, e5 o; w) w$ R: p; y1 Ej. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.6 q9 A' q% ]+ }+ b+ @8 y) R$ A0 _9 d
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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4 P/ a/ j- i3 h9 h/ Y5 n3 gFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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