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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.2 W' T9 V/ U- c/ _2 ]" B

# B1 M, b: |# N/ L1 g- m$ J1 @4. Then analyze the situation:6 L4 f0 J* P8 R! D* N: \4 @$ j+ [

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.* w( |) c1 p: H) [* H

. ?; D: ?0 N' nb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.- T, E, P( O2 _0 T8 F* m1 w

. _( Y3 G$ ^& |$ S( qc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.1 H& a( T3 R, n4 ^" x# R

5 _4 N7 B# H& b6 G+ r+ f8 je. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.4 f' L' Q" x8 v' p1 v# f

9 z  q/ V. W" q- Y" zf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.! I, A+ Q+ k+ }0 x
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.9 p6 f# W/ x9 `4 C2 \: D
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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  ?) @0 k# n! [+ }) \i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.  c. f' K: J, _5 [

5 b- |" D6 {! r  ]7 H4 I6 ^) {k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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% S( X% P& X2 N" E7 V. Jl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .! e! V; A. ~9 h7 X
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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