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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room./ B5 x5 u4 S; p# N% M; l% J7 B2 Q
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.' t' F5 J3 d" I) }; u8 E
8 b- ^; ~6 w' w7 _6 \0 v6 a( i3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:3 F* g- X/ I6 U. n0 W5 r0 @
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6 C$ Y- E, ~3 k" G* e& wa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.+ N2 M1 v q: I7 f
- I4 Q$ _" D8 i% E. Ob. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.( P6 [1 N9 J9 Q" ]! D# q
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.# f# s" }/ a$ s& W) _$ W% j
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.# p! z) ?: r3 L, w$ _7 a8 F
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations." ~: K8 |: t. N( j* b
# M! I" r* p; S, ~* e. df. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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6 x: c, L- u: ^3 o$ @g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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3 i) i# s$ Y' e% Dh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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7 y0 a+ O: U6 ~9 C+ Gi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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- j7 @% O% X4 Q6 oj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.! ~/ i6 X5 a7 H; L2 ^- z1 t, k
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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# |# r$ L: R) T; xl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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