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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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- z0 Y) e6 g4 i' k  k2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.6 J$ C, t4 m+ Y

; {( q) b! N7 t; Q6 f3 r3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.! p) z8 A( I+ L

$ L6 ~* a# {1 `6 z2 e4. Then analyze the situation:) E8 Y/ W8 p, l% S  e

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; B) K$ u  i7 \' I$ Ma. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.' _  N6 t  I7 {  V

! ~" }6 z7 y5 k& a5 |b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing., @$ y: ?: ^# d8 W# U% J

. ]  f# L; ~: L) J2 c/ t; I0 Ic. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.6 i  Y$ a9 d2 S) P' v3 I, @5 b
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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5 M( g( ~) {( B& H# s, z' Re. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.- v4 u* `( O' V  {) ^4 J
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.4 a/ `* T7 F) b' Q4 I5 X; u" S! g

1 \& O2 P6 l: Y" V4 Qg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.6 [4 f  D. `1 t; j4 V2 s. r
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.1 p+ C& ?9 \8 C1 i, V( ]
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales., D3 l2 r' `1 Z3 s9 d, [

! l9 c8 i/ d0 g4 fj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.$ c( @/ ~, T. }
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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