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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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3 m) h' x% T: d0 S; |) R& W2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.( u; @+ k7 V8 X' s5 z
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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& V9 A" a6 @( h" D& T  k9 Ya. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.- f. h- l5 M; {, r8 A5 y1 F

4 f$ C6 C) O2 c" D/ h# n* f  wb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.! C  f. j6 W( p% F- I. M3 n, ]2 B. A
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.  y2 F0 F, y3 Y" n+ }0 h5 L
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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: v: z+ T9 k5 @% N$ }) q, U( De. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.# p/ B( m, Q% q

" Y" X% t! X. uf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security./ U) h7 H0 y5 X+ {8 p" J! p5 C/ z

' O6 ?& ?! R6 Fg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.# O3 _- ?5 u3 @6 B
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.7 `3 u- T  r! B: A1 n
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.9 P4 h5 a7 _* j2 f
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.* r5 h; Q: _5 \6 v

- d; ^7 H9 ~6 o& zl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .* c% _/ w% N7 G5 p# b* n

! L$ }- N+ ~0 I: c' uFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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