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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ e& k; A! z7 |' f

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6 h6 ~: j$ ]" W& z/ p5 a3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:5 z: p/ M5 ~# x
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.; V5 k' [* P/ {( N
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.5 n! M% D6 i. l6 W( n0 @( I8 r/ K
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.& o3 Z: x3 z! X

) m) v( o+ L$ @% ]e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.- C" d5 j. V- o; z4 [$ h

/ i( f0 Z+ d9 L& i& K& b  vf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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6 m+ H: h  N  F0 Zg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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  ~; a8 l2 Y; O5 B7 x5 J8 w4 A. Yh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.: f% B. M% \7 ?) ~, O1 p

" b) q; t3 t+ F" P9 j. Si. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.- V( m0 p# l, D5 {! ~5 [! l

- u; z1 v/ q& F) `1 c' h$ ~" jj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning." V+ V- q& i8 b  }& x, i( k' z

; H$ L2 |, ^5 B# bl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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