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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.+ ?* ~( J. S% _1 N

  O* n' w; |" U; [1 V4 D4 a9 m2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.) Z0 _, q5 M% I: J) c( X- W

( H" `* [4 u# F, ^9 @6 v: ?, j3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:2 Y- B1 k( l9 ?+ q
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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9 {3 @; o, @7 j  E: [b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.& v# I  o+ J- y# v2 u. F% D
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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: _. E* G+ V: ^9 T8 @) {f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.* Z- X0 h1 K1 }2 H# g/ \: Z
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.6 i& z9 B: k2 Y; c
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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$ Y/ E& h- J, Z9 V9 Fi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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" U1 c. Y6 Z  N. _, el. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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