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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room., O5 m2 W3 M  [( s, `0 d
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.$ D; o% O* I) p4 n" S1 h: f  O
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.( }3 F, H" @3 j! v2 m4 C- M
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing." ?, ]: o2 O6 I+ {3 z2 G

2 M4 h: S3 G: E9 g: H# {+ nc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.. V+ \* ?- S& e' x' {) Q, R

/ u- ~6 j/ p! X1 Q! ad. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.1 D0 ?2 O* o2 `: `6 v
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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1 [8 u$ n7 n6 w! |/ U6 Hf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.  _- ?6 F4 ^( A; L7 D5 v
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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- D, Z! M0 A2 ?+ o6 |- N% Gi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.. b  a/ k8 A; o8 J9 I/ ^* c8 \
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.8 n) s) ~: N# z, |# r# e1 q
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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7 k% D! m- e2 G$ ?9 j# YFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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