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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.8 ]4 q' i( A/ \* j: P/ `

0 |" J/ Z  G3 s" o5 E2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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+ m' D4 Y8 Y/ Y  N% T7 _2 F6 U3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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% }' H1 t# }" K) ^! v" j4. Then analyze the situation:4 J/ w6 i2 a+ ?& `% d; P8 x& S
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* k0 N. i7 X# }4 s* ^% f- ra. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.6 L) u! ~4 r6 m" Y" Q7 L6 Q! e

) e; \( E, b  Kc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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! ~/ ^  s! Q9 H+ b  ^, dd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.9 M: `1 V/ M, ]6 ]

' d8 H( j) F! yg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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# f/ a. `/ z  H+ s% A% E; Yh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.6 y9 H* h6 K. Y* n
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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$ g) k, ?0 o) @# W/ _j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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; h' Q: v% X" |k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.2 }  i1 }4 p( T1 z/ z, w
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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