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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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" f. B6 |1 w. @: _$ Z. \4. Then analyze the situation:
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department." h- V/ \+ c. ~+ O" w2 D# l+ f

3 {5 D9 r' G; D" s; Qb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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* z# n5 N- H7 S/ G/ A/ Ac. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.1 M$ X- r- R( p4 k* r! d
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.6 I" b7 q' ~( Q  O; L9 S4 F

) T. G( J6 \8 ]4 z5 g- r5 Ye. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.- ~$ ^) q* ?; _7 E
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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& f! v. M/ C" i6 g3 f3 d1 E/ dg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology., ]; p. H2 O5 v9 k& x+ p- y

6 Q. F' P7 p; L: Ch. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.; a, K8 r! X2 c/ i( i& A: w

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' a9 H' @" z8 {; Ej. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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  k' k8 O1 S8 G7 W: Dl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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