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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.* ]. L( ]; K. U# E% Y- K

8 \$ A: U8 _/ u7 L+ h# c+ F! u2 n2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.! a4 b+ ~4 }, a2 K- Y; y

; g* ^- Y0 k* |2 Y( l3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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( Q, G$ ^5 J& N- O) f4. Then analyze the situation:- T. P, Z7 B5 g
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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.* h) N/ L  v- t' K' s
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.
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/ U. J- R; n/ b: f% M) x! @c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.) b# d1 D8 h6 [. O; y) z7 ?

; I* R! _1 t% J* G( T. Z  a# \d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.# K' _) x  s: p) B+ O# F
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.3 Z0 `+ P) S$ _5 T! V
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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4 @- z  ^- L& a, Z4 {/ J' yg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.5 ]" x; W! j. n; B

1 u* H9 \  |& o' P) {/ K5 D5 \1 Oh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.5 s. y  M5 f/ u& H
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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" v$ k  ^. E  u9 j8 k( E) K" Zj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.# v2 X2 s4 [$ ]# ]2 D+ d
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.% Z: g8 z) E+ ?8 v6 F8 \% I+ v$ }$ _

7 n. D! Q$ ], ?# d& Jl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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, J! Y: d) g. R) n6 q( u  E6 bFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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