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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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3 a" x  w* T3 Y- p+ [3 I  Y+ I2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.! b+ Q2 c3 e9 Z4 p9 B: ]8 n
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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' v4 v! {" K0 K" T1 l4. Then analyze the situation:
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/ g% K  ^4 P" M3 O# g# Va. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department., L& R' R& B& m4 I8 j7 P7 w

) v( Y% b0 ~; F/ Y8 v! A# o% ib. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.( v* J) |: Z5 o
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c. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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+ v' E6 u1 D! X' N) w0 A. Xd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.) N8 \1 n  J' [+ {, o$ Q
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.0 }7 u2 p% B& o) ]& i; I
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.4 R5 `0 J- A$ g  ^; a

3 l4 @2 F% T$ C6 N# u  M' H5 Rg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.! D, M3 I% n+ @% `. ]8 X6 n: e9 x

# C2 L9 M# h6 K! l6 O" Oi. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.& X4 f0 K; e6 Q
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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) p4 M/ j4 i8 F9 {9 IFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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