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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.- x: T, l$ M( `& s# R& P6 g
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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9 q. C/ j; o& I. _7 O) I V9 d5 Aa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.- u# L0 F; c V# F4 V# E
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.9 s2 n7 ~5 Z8 D5 L9 W4 d
1 C, |7 |* R1 Y5 `& cc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.% ~; W, d' _1 ] D
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.$ F) p2 T1 ^: ^" [) t4 i
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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. Q% e9 h8 Z* W3 tg. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology., G/ p* E; a8 U, S) ^5 |. Z& \
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.( g, v0 w( \1 g* {
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing. o# V3 [" P" q5 ?
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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6 o' ?/ z- g, b0 X) ]+ w3 \- Hl. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .
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5 ^% r! R/ d9 h' n8 D6 G6 nFinally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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