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 1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.
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3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.7 [! }& S6 N8 h; B0 f
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4. Then analyze the situation:
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& [, e$ L! M% }4 sa. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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b. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.4 j) n' c9 G- Z6 L+ u
$ M' d. K! D! b4 a4 Ec. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.
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d. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.: a+ @7 J+ T4 f( P
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.* ?' o. m' f) O" h* z9 q
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f. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.# |% X% O% F' k& f# l( U% B& |
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g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.
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h. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.) y$ b# D* k" W# @8 X% ]" i: ~0 m
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.+ h! i* ]4 g$ U7 Z, K
& Q+ n$ t8 }% F3 }j. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.3 ?0 b2 V& x/ u; N P* Z
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k. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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2 w. L1 n3 J8 Z1 z& n$ Q7 s. N2 ll. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management . d3 P' w* ]) y' b: _; l) i
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government. |
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