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PROPERLY PLACE NEW EMPLOYEES

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发表于 2008-10-31 11:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
1.Put 400 bricks in a closed room.. J/ {& {1 N+ u+ r( c7 R
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2. Put your new employees in the room and close the door.$ Y4 k2 G4 k) y) |8 T

- Z1 [( Y, V. _$ i/ ~5 H; @3. Leave them alone and come back after 6 hours.* g' r+ Q3 _) q
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4. Then analyze the situation:' q6 K4 i7 G) o8 H# y+ l' J* U. p/ _& y

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a. If they are counting the bricks, put them in the Accounting Department.
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$ ^6 `3 u3 d& F2 ^( z7 x" W8 rb. If they are recounting them, put them in Auditing.* h3 Y; V1 r, P( D3 X8 q2 X

/ ~5 x. @5 z7 U5 ~7 g' sc. If they have messed up the whole place with the bricks, put then in Engineering.) ]! K! `2 m* K: G

8 I7 C: R& t; _5 L/ m) }: g! x! ~( yd. If they are arranging the bricks in some strange order, put them in Planning.
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e. If they are throwing the bricks at each other, put them in Operations.$ e/ n1 U! @) \9 @9 f# D! A

+ Q: g+ u7 z# x: lf. If they are sleeping, put them in Security.
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1 d6 l) n! X8 J2 x4 _, @g. If they have broken the bricks into pieces, put them in Information Technology.' f; r. v4 A2 s. a

" ?) l' E/ [1 w9 vh. If they are sitting idle, put them in Human Resources.
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i. If they say they have tried different combinations and they are looking for more, yet not a brick has been moved, put them in Sales.
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- T, W( ^! v- Z; d/ p' r$ e7 Fj. If they have already left for the day, put them in Marketing.
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- c" |6 q# a  Wk. If they are staring out of the window, put them in Strategic Planning.
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l. If they are talking to each other, and not a single brick has been moved, congratulate them and put them in Top Management .) [# e2 e' p* c/ x& u
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Finally, if they have surrounded themselves with bricks in such a way that they can neither be seen nor heard from, put them in Government.
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