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发表于 2008-11-17 16:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?0 D# Q; m4 V* }6 l# M+ j. I, A* J

( k1 F8 h( h) I  O4 XLet's face it" L9 R3 g/ Z- M  h7 a, O( Z
English is a stupid language.) F- ~4 T5 Z" D. k. r
There is no egg in the eggplant' H5 f& \( d, c7 T
No ham in the hamburger3 o; B$ y- p- |
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
- W6 ~0 \% G  l7 V6 @/ hEnglish muffins were not invented in England
, q* F! d5 }% u) d2 a6 d5 M4 w7 C8 M2 nFrench fries were not invented in France.7 F" f0 t& ?( P) h4 o

$ i& J9 I& y, D0 `4 Y5 F" NWe sometimes take English for granted
( j' G+ u4 B7 s3 P! `; UBut if we examine its paradoxes we find that
+ E" ^7 w9 t/ U0 j& \- H7 YQuicksand takes you down slowly
, y5 [0 b! M8 E4 ^) K. @  [Boxing rings are square# p3 x, p0 U3 W, b
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
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$ O9 [: U5 @' t5 E: P6 WIf writers write, how come fingers don't fing.3 d- `7 _" k, l3 D' _
If the plural of tooth is teeth
$ x2 y+ j7 _( L7 e' `Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth0 B7 P* T: L: j  O3 d- j
If the teacher taught,* C1 F$ ?5 E1 Z) T8 t1 |& |
Why didn't the preacher praught.
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables9 B% d; C) p0 ?6 \! B, [- b" a
What the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
3 Q5 r7 j3 Z+ n% N5 MWhy do people recite at a play
; y: r9 ?* z- D; V4 W/ h. s$ BYet play at a recital?
) N7 L+ x8 F% L3 S) }, SPark on driveways and  v7 R2 g4 H: x7 o# q. X3 Q
Drive on parkways
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$ v* L, U! z# H% {8 Z4 N' [You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
) x/ E$ n& x5 f4 uOf a language where a house can burn up as
" Y- A+ F. b8 XIt burns down
* x  t, y3 v7 QAnd in which you fill in a form 0 X5 s# [& Z/ E) S( P1 h5 J
By filling it out
/ A0 P. X/ E; p. S  \0 o* ~And a bell is only heard once it goes!
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English was invented by people, not computers
! s6 @8 P; N# R% cAnd it reflects the creativity of the human race
, y' ]1 [. Q! q(Which of course isn't a race at all)
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That is why" P; O  X2 H, e9 F! S
When the stars are out they are visible
8 n, w: c% E8 M8 lBut when the lights are out they are invisible
" F- {! @6 {( f8 m5 aAnd why it is that when I wind up my watch/ \# c6 `# F* _1 B7 r/ @2 f
It starts
$ [' S; |7 ^% f' DBut when I wind up this observation,
& B  {3 Z% A2 M1 l2 O5 QIt ends.
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发表于 2008-11-17 18:40 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:08 | 显示全部楼层

典型的中国人写出的E文.该文写的非常差

我看了几行,就看不下去了.' B2 S& w8 j& @4 q  i: I! c
1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.
7 J! B4 ?" _9 q1 K7 V2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子,就是LINK3水平.
4 E- L$ k5 G  c! I" w9 u6 N$ h9 A% T3)第二句: Let's face it. 可笑,可笑. 当然意思可以看的懂,但是写出这话, LINK2水平.
4 S" i) D$ n3 F8 r; G, M; O4) 下一句: stupid 是太口语话了.如果要讽刺他,又带一些正式文章色彩,可以用not as ... as 来表达.
$ M. [  Y/ P2 W其他的,我就不看了.好象LZ最近在学习E文. 你贴写文章出来,我帮你修改修改.虽然我也不行,但是可以帮你一些.
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:20 | 显示全部楼层

而且就E文本身而言

老杨团队 追求完美
应该是西方语系中最好学的一门外语了.
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发表于 2008-11-28 12:24 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 16:13 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 suvescape 于 2008-11-17 21:08 发表
7 X' k# z% {7 S* X0 L) |# k4 U我看了几行,就看不下去了.
4 u) N9 \+ G7 I* y. j1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.3 p! [- u0 L, X" p5 \
2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子 ...
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谦虚使人进步。不看完怎么知道文章的精髓呢?
+ C! F# Z* d, B实话讲,这个文章还真不是中国人写的。所以并不是只有中国人才犯语法错误
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发表于 2008-12-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
能写出此文的人,一定是深得英文精髓。幽默,有趣。
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发表于 2008-12-12 18:54 | 显示全部楼层
我觉得这篇文章还是写的蛮好的。是楼主自己写的吗?如果是转帖应该注明出处吧。
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发表于 2008-12-20 16:07 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-30 05:33 | 显示全部楼层

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