Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?7 U7 a3 W/ Q' t* @! ?
L2 L8 m; c( [ rLet's face it/ E" `% Y9 Z4 d* a
English is a stupid language." C% J2 ]- E, \6 z1 N0 N' t
There is no egg in the eggplant 9 A0 Y+ h5 W- K n3 X+ GNo ham in the hamburger/ a/ ]" W8 R: q1 J
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.) F# ^( ]. A- Z. j2 L$ Q0 s
English muffins were not invented in England 9 i: Y l& E( z; z3 z3 kFrench fries were not invented in France. ) n+ \" D( F$ s+ Q$ V/ m2 I & @* S7 l2 c E! Z _1 z4 iWe sometimes take English for granted+ g1 y' h* G& F" g1 M; j- y
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that + p- Z% \2 S6 |: P; w' J8 gQuicksand takes you down slowly7 t/ s& L$ b+ Q& A. |
Boxing rings are square % [3 V; a& [ wAnd a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. 4 V$ ~& \0 Z0 m" |4 E0 O
+ F; W3 Y/ J* @) _- PIf writers write, how come fingers don't fing.( z# Q# e/ P6 O- `& J* x
If the plural of tooth is teeth) U) W, J z! {
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth7 i! h, Q' H# }1 h1 E5 u) ~
If the teacher taught, / [# z7 g! E5 a2 {0 R* cWhy didn't the preacher praught.0 E. R' e2 j' L5 X) W1 Z
) m2 h l2 F8 | WIf a vegetarian eats vegetables / l @* @, F: b8 ~$ _( HWhat the heck does a humanitarian eat!? 4 d# ]& f; X) C s. `, z: EWhy do people recite at a play , ^8 h/ o+ Z- x' ?- J* V! {; yYet play at a recital? - o2 O; C; g7 N: J# p% |0 |Park on driveways and ( @1 j$ z) f$ CDrive on parkways. C w! X6 l$ s# l( {
: a5 d9 Q2 {% A; D3 GYou have to marvel at the unique lunacy B/ P+ l1 N+ Y: tOf a language where a house can burn up as9 x/ a9 |+ |% N" s Q) R) _: w
It burns down! q1 Y" M9 S( y) y0 a; z
And in which you fill in a form 3 i' c' S( h' Z7 E8 D+ |( P# N
By filling it out! r+ m! R9 e, S2 h* ~
And a bell is only heard once it goes!6 e% Q7 m' o' Q+ N- Z
6 o# K7 \& R3 Z0 x! LEnglish was invented by people, not computers Y& q) ^. ]+ j0 C! \/ F% Z
And it reflects the creativity of the human race+ R( K. I8 V( x- g, P/ ?6 X
(Which of course isn't a race at all) ; X: d4 Z1 K- }' e" S3 _: }# q+ o
That is why1 _4 N# R2 b3 r" U/ Z+ }
When the stars are out they are visible Q- d1 d6 b3 u
But when the lights are out they are invisible * W, \8 [2 L( G- e) [And why it is that when I wind up my watch - o- [$ {0 z( s; K5 H/ f% zIt starts 3 \5 m' F6 f, l9 a/ v! ~But when I wind up this observation,$ }+ [/ O* C0 w+ ^! ]
It ends.
我看了几行,就看不下去了.2 U3 r3 S, B3 s0 Y, f
1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.5 r2 y, y( Z( a8 o
2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子,就是LINK3水平.# _: A3 h. |/ k. I, g
3)第二句: Let's face it. 可笑,可笑. 当然意思可以看的懂,但是写出这话, LINK2水平. ! A0 _2 ?9 |7 Q5 G% [- N! e4) 下一句: stupid 是太口语话了.如果要讽刺他,又带一些正式文章色彩,可以用not as ... as 来表达.$ {% u; u4 \& N
其他的,我就不看了.好象LZ最近在学习E文. 你贴写文章出来,我帮你修改修改.虽然我也不行,但是可以帮你一些.
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