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发表于 2008-11-17 16:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?; {# J( q! @! q+ D) V+ Y1 E, M

" b8 X5 f& C1 a- D. G- nLet's face it
1 Y8 q5 o9 M) @English is a stupid language.. O9 g% I$ g1 F1 E2 h0 c  b
There is no egg in the eggplant
$ K/ G) C: B1 L2 k& m( M( ?6 YNo ham in the hamburger4 x7 R) h* C2 k9 E& e" D, @
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.
/ ]6 O2 x: f! \5 L8 UEnglish muffins were not invented in England9 k9 U  c, v6 p6 Y! [- \
French fries were not invented in France.9 ?# {/ i# o' T
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We sometimes take English for granted8 Q7 R/ H. d0 V3 y$ Y$ N# {
But if we examine its paradoxes we find that* e5 s0 L) y2 T+ j3 l
Quicksand takes you down slowly' p: A" s1 Y2 e1 x3 y' z9 A
Boxing rings are square2 F; B$ `3 i' ^$ s. |
And a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig. - |" C; y1 J7 _# j- z& ^

* Y9 o# C; }/ x* l# U" c* OIf writers write, how come fingers don't fing.
) V/ }3 I7 D! M5 g  [1 ^. LIf the plural of tooth is teeth: s# }6 k7 k" `  P+ S5 |1 c( Z
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth
! |3 W, C' m  T7 CIf the teacher taught,* I+ Y% ?& p: F
Why didn't the preacher praught.& |$ f! b$ ?; |+ o
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If a vegetarian eats vegetables
6 t0 B/ I! h9 M; \7 x$ D9 E' y! b0 OWhat the heck does a humanitarian eat!?
" _$ F7 q& G% R* B6 m. U& O/ r; \Why do people recite at a play
/ R% a. y3 R5 {% g4 l( R2 `Yet play at a recital?2 \# E- N5 t) g
Park on driveways and% s: |6 C' h5 d: q# R; c6 p7 Q2 L
Drive on parkways$ T( g; ~- G+ i

" l  w# D& k7 A4 a7 }You have to marvel at the unique lunacy
( {8 s3 a) D- c6 eOf a language where a house can burn up as
7 x, k# z# f7 ^; K2 \It burns down
' i% _5 y; w, s& i  z8 v: ]7 YAnd in which you fill in a form 8 B( e& R, V# O+ s, O" Y+ @$ S, h
By filling it out
; ^+ F9 I$ f6 s4 GAnd a bell is only heard once it goes!( m  V. G. J( t8 T* I, @
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English was invented by people, not computers
! A' t: Q. e1 D8 C' V, SAnd it reflects the creativity of the human race9 q" P. y9 ]5 L) D+ a2 `" h  n
(Which of course isn't a race at all)
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! k) f* ~) a* yThat is why
% i& g4 }+ Z2 w: W7 GWhen the stars are out they are visible7 v- Y6 d, m" Q6 ^
But when the lights are out they are invisible7 k9 {3 D: {" ?* l  z2 A6 n9 c( Z
And why it is that when I wind up my watch/ `  M. Z2 V7 v, W
It starts& t) L9 C. f* h1 C% ]
But when I wind up this observation,
( G8 V2 U5 u$ ^$ u* C- @) jIt ends.
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发表于 2008-11-17 18:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(143) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-17 21:08 | 显示全部楼层

典型的中国人写出的E文.该文写的非常差

我看了几行,就看不下去了.$ B' h5 g  |" c
1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.
/ a; d6 {+ Z2 g5 |* w5 A- H9 O2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子,就是LINK3水平.5 s* H2 L. q" I+ v! v  ~
3)第二句: Let's face it. 可笑,可笑. 当然意思可以看的懂,但是写出这话, LINK2水平.
) m/ c( a% T3 [" E+ l4) 下一句: stupid 是太口语话了.如果要讽刺他,又带一些正式文章色彩,可以用not as ... as 来表达.4 E$ z/ j. S+ Y* b3 x" p
其他的,我就不看了.好象LZ最近在学习E文. 你贴写文章出来,我帮你修改修改.虽然我也不行,但是可以帮你一些.
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发表于 2008-11-17 21:20 | 显示全部楼层

而且就E文本身而言

老杨团队 追求完美
应该是西方语系中最好学的一门外语了.
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发表于 2008-11-28 12:24 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 16:13 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 suvescape 于 2008-11-17 21:08 发表 ; f8 b. ~% D3 B! o4 d# Z
我看了几行,就看不下去了.1 O7 U+ B  b$ S
1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.
; Y: v4 M2 m; c. J2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子 ...

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" k5 q& O- {# [( x谦虚使人进步。不看完怎么知道文章的精髓呢?
( A) V& t0 o: e9 P实话讲,这个文章还真不是中国人写的。所以并不是只有中国人才犯语法错误
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发表于 2008-12-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
能写出此文的人,一定是深得英文精髓。幽默,有趣。
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发表于 2008-12-12 18:54 | 显示全部楼层
我觉得这篇文章还是写的蛮好的。是楼主自己写的吗?如果是转帖应该注明出处吧。
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发表于 2008-12-20 16:07 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-30 05:33 | 显示全部楼层

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