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发表于 2008-11-17 16:24 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Have you ever wondered why foreigners have trouble with the English Language?9 U0 b4 g9 X- f/ W; d) ]- s, i

& w0 \, Y8 {8 d+ RLet's face it
! S1 h0 D) L. O: x2 A8 M6 kEnglish is a stupid language., }$ n, B8 T7 j8 j
There is no egg in the eggplant
' H5 Z$ E  U# n  {5 Z7 s) pNo ham in the hamburger  Z+ ?/ j8 R+ |; s4 `* s  ]
And neither pine nor apple in the pineapple.# a! G. Y& f$ O4 d4 D! I1 m
English muffins were not invented in England# `! y8 a  m: ]  z0 D
French fries were not invented in France.) e6 W; V4 `1 Z8 ]4 P

: }3 B! ]' ^9 m7 ?0 V! jWe sometimes take English for granted
  V. g; t6 M: p1 q4 y$ bBut if we examine its paradoxes we find that' W  c# E- B6 d! e
Quicksand takes you down slowly: K9 d* l1 y; L
Boxing rings are square
8 ]/ F+ M! y* Q6 h8 V0 s  @0 [& ZAnd a guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.
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If writers write, how come fingers don't fing.( S$ D5 A6 ?. y- k) d) n
If the plural of tooth is teeth' e* I) E( M4 c' p( Z  R1 r$ V: L
Shouldn't the plural of phone booth be phone beeth: t* d& M0 J* S! M. z
If the teacher taught,7 X( ?  ]+ J' ^! Z0 h
Why didn't the preacher praught.: A" D3 z+ E3 A( O; h4 z

7 L* G7 }0 p7 W7 SIf a vegetarian eats vegetables
! X. I3 h2 {) R) JWhat the heck does a humanitarian eat!?: K9 |+ N2 u: M3 \& m* e
Why do people recite at a play
' J3 D+ [+ C- b! J3 I7 zYet play at a recital?6 B, v% b* x  f6 z+ P1 N
Park on driveways and
$ I- {8 r5 v. X- h7 G; ^& Q( ^Drive on parkways' P9 b2 n. u! ?0 W" \

7 |* x( K6 ?' {- \8 `- hYou have to marvel at the unique lunacy$ {# P  ]% L* |& ]
Of a language where a house can burn up as# R/ p2 F+ L; X9 u! U
It burns down
  E+ g5 r6 c* i0 U; w: aAnd in which you fill in a form 7 j- n) M, s! O- U
By filling it out2 N: O8 F2 K6 U" ^5 `
And a bell is only heard once it goes!
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English was invented by people, not computers
4 `: {0 L5 l3 a! _( E7 \; z, ]And it reflects the creativity of the human race
: L, G! N* |0 Z* x4 \5 `(Which of course isn't a race at all)
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% q* v/ i+ `* M  JThat is why+ t. j8 m% M; b9 W, e
When the stars are out they are visible
! o) p7 J4 ^, e+ b3 H2 k, VBut when the lights are out they are invisible& K$ n6 B" ?' `$ v( w/ D, O5 T) o
And why it is that when I wind up my watch
3 G" E4 G" C7 P. dIt starts$ g6 ?7 j; q# V' _2 l
But when I wind up this observation,
& N* [! e- E) K2 R4 @It ends.
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发表于 2008-11-17 18:40 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(143) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-17 21:08 | 显示全部楼层

典型的中国人写出的E文.该文写的非常差

我看了几行,就看不下去了.
' t' N5 e0 }" `* x1 f% m$ G1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.
( |! p% L5 H' n# A3 Y6 s6 q. H2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子,就是LINK3水平.2 _# G7 z* w% T7 V9 e4 ^
3)第二句: Let's face it. 可笑,可笑. 当然意思可以看的懂,但是写出这话, LINK2水平.4 e) B4 q; ~8 I0 |
4) 下一句: stupid 是太口语话了.如果要讽刺他,又带一些正式文章色彩,可以用not as ... as 来表达.
& K; q5 p0 c/ j, \1 w8 f4 l0 a: Q其他的,我就不看了.好象LZ最近在学习E文. 你贴写文章出来,我帮你修改修改.虽然我也不行,但是可以帮你一些.
鲜花(143) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-17 21:20 | 显示全部楼层

而且就E文本身而言

老杨团队 追求完美
应该是西方语系中最好学的一门外语了.
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发表于 2008-11-28 12:24 | 显示全部楼层
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 楼主| 发表于 2008-11-28 16:13 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 suvescape 于 2008-11-17 21:08 发表 3 e+ _( F1 z3 o, u& @0 y- T. v2 b
我看了几行,就看不下去了.6 J. |$ o" l% K3 ~: h
1) 第一行, 为什么用Have? 不用现在时? 直接用现在时表达当前的意思! 用have,现在完成时,是典型的中国教学出来的思维.
9 c: u8 T0 o5 W" G8 p9 T2)还是第一行, 用... trouble in learning English. 你写出你的句子 ...

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谦虚使人进步。不看完怎么知道文章的精髓呢?
- V8 x# d5 Z4 E实话讲,这个文章还真不是中国人写的。所以并不是只有中国人才犯语法错误
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发表于 2008-12-11 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
能写出此文的人,一定是深得英文精髓。幽默,有趣。
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发表于 2008-12-12 18:54 | 显示全部楼层
我觉得这篇文章还是写的蛮好的。是楼主自己写的吗?如果是转帖应该注明出处吧。
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发表于 2008-12-20 16:07 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-30 05:33 | 显示全部楼层

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