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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 3 U, R4 R2 j# W. {1 J$ r
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 8 e+ ^  n* d( r3 y9 i* g
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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, [, _# f# i  f2 Q) i'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ) A# K' V. N5 ]
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   $ [8 A, o( h2 m4 ?6 e& k. I
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " ?5 {- A* j  p- ^& V: B
'For reading a book,' she replies ( G- E. v! y' k& M% X, Y5 S, m
  
5 P" s; X/ A, `- m. t'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ) s, ~* D& {! ]7 W$ t# }* [, c8 v
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
5 A5 y/ R* W, W; ]. ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   + K- p. T: q2 j9 w1 q, S! A6 @5 X
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
3 m- g0 Z, d8 y" `7 ]'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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+ O$ N8 `# G$ N3 w'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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. ~0 H3 f3 k: C[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. + B8 g! ]+ _# p% e0 w) N4 _
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But a funny story. 6 X. \7 ^* r5 m( y# S- ^. @1 m

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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