Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
1 A4 _7 z) F' c3 U2 c% F'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
  G3 v7 u  R1 u, o+ o" i0 U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 o$ x, d; _0 Q  h1 {7 U'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 E1 [: h+ Y$ D'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! l7 m) i: T5 D, o! v" T1 R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% o  A% }3 y3 D3 h- O'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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/ r7 h, h& Y, f; M5 T/ m6 u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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