Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

# K' L5 M# a8 F8 mAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
7 x" g" r. H9 Q- e* Z" }$ r, o% f'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

# m7 F, I  w( A5 H& U'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 q7 ?; m1 J( A4 O3 ^'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! @' ^" {: B) H" d! C  e  `1 n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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* r0 j, W, J# G3 `) l5 _: T  o4 C'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 T; c( u7 p) {  m/ J'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

- X0 j' ^7 q$ ~1 \; A5 \- D'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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! `5 h$ e! Z3 P$ W0 F1 oBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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