Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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3 e+ P0 N) m/ J( G6 BAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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% R8 i4 R2 m  O+ T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
/ I8 N: C$ D8 {: {! e  y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
8 N# C* N! H  {) x'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 ~! m0 K( }8 R6 ^7 g6 R'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
& T  j: F$ G( C( o' G8 D: I2 a5 ?'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
+ k3 R' F% r! L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

8 v0 ~, C7 i+ c1 d1 @[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

/ J0 W; n5 |8 `  B8 LBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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