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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. * N+ h9 ~- n4 g! Z4 t: r1 D# M+ C
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' + K: b" o! ]" k4 S
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 1 c7 X( y7 R$ e- Z% Y- B# O
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   + z  X! W( F& t& p
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
; J/ Q, H- u) y; u6 I: i/ j'For reading a book,' she replies 9 a% p# V  B) X0 ?
  
4 e; \* k! a4 r; I2 ^'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
5 e( s0 ^, _- O' Q' L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) h; `- e1 y* q+ m3 |8 O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " w1 I, h0 J; h; U5 x+ i
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
# N& N* j/ E7 W2 o" T- B 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. % p6 S0 K+ }8 C, j. \
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ) e# `, O7 q& E

2 ^# p8 ?* U# u. R'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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7 O# G1 S0 B4 S: M. ~[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. 4 Q3 j& e/ z/ H0 Q' Y7 _5 B/ ]

4 Y4 E1 ^3 H7 c9 ]) nBut a funny story. ! E2 u, f, Y5 T

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK4 E* Y5 p# z0 a( w: N

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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