Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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5 K2 g2 y; a" z" e# wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
7 I" Q, @: G) j6 ^, E3 a6 B0 |8 w'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
2 y: ]0 t6 w, W, H/ U1 S$ |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
/ q4 f4 I; P$ F'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 i1 r/ A8 j- w4 _6 K! q'For reading a book,' she replies
  
5 b- v9 r4 F# ]+ H'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 d9 ^9 d0 x2 o; a$ ~2 Z; n7 J' w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, ]$ Q# ^. u$ D( c0 @& e'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* }! B  B/ n4 G2 O'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

3 \; X" z. g0 ^8 a5 t2 r' W5 U, `'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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3 r2 U0 \" a) J, h' M0 ^) I  P' G2 e[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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