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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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5 I. F8 w: `" Y, ^& G& d/ R# JAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 3 r1 f7 ^' N( F) s+ Z! a
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ }2 `* D/ D5 n+ A3 y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
! c% k+ V% X8 S7 @'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
" r3 f, S. \* F  w% n'For reading a book,' she replies ( H" G8 m  G: Z, o! u2 {, _
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- Q6 f8 Y9 I% c, a& E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 6 J: ?) M: ~  }- ~
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " i4 V( Z5 C; w; k$ U1 ]
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 r. x3 h6 C% R% s+ A8 o2 M 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. # q' K. t) [6 x9 `; W: Q
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   9 g6 f! ?4 q+ F" U( q1 Y3 G
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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# l* i* Z# P, ^7 x9 O5 i[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment. ; o( P8 j3 p" u. O
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But a funny story. 6 q: `- M# v$ h$ G& q
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:)
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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1 X5 [. B0 S( |[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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