Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

) i6 w% \0 K1 }5 K' K" pAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
1 w' J! r3 E; B# i5 m'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

6 ~$ }$ Y; e7 h  Q$ d; `, b5 _  q'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; V' V2 D+ M* ], e'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
) G! p5 r" C  \3 d+ M'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, e$ _- H% G$ w" N- b'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
% r' c' @' P" P" L4 c+ Q+ u9 _& i'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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