Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

* [9 m' n9 f  l- S! kAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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" X4 k( |7 Q7 @8 y; B/ z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ F9 {# ]' s2 M! m- A% u'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
0 q5 K' o/ @2 V, u0 J& }, e, ]'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 i) w4 |( U% L$ l'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) Z# T& q9 A* R. n6 {) V'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
4 R4 u3 i/ [; n'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
% U: \9 y/ c! {9 ~( p 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
7 v. V" r% U, H9 _  \'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

9 r' P$ k) \6 e8 l7 k'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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