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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. C# S$ t' r- Z R \& e
8 z' R& `+ R9 Z; L) ~" {Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' % v) B8 w* b/ P/ Z6 A$ G3 G
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') * w0 M ?* R; F( Z* G
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
% P* _; i/ e- D& L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 0 h/ Q" r4 ]9 o$ u5 r! K: H4 |
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # T* K6 _3 ]. l8 U8 B
'For reading a book,' she replies 8 X& Z% r' D4 M q6 j
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; x4 i1 Z9 c6 r) Y2 ?! |" H L'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- v% F3 F) n+ P* N8 K8 X! Q" E- Y" F'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ' ]' O& Z- Q# R6 B6 B. r i- {' S
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
( O' o* ]( ^- F7 S/ @: { 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. . _+ K( M7 _, ~* r
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ' i+ [. Q' ~1 n8 } F
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ) r* h+ Y0 |4 \- c7 m, Q. z
% [5 T+ b) |, B0 H- P; c[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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