Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

6 @( Y8 ^' D: u: w& A) XAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
/ \& [% S; |' t- Y+ E6 j'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
" ^1 f/ g2 T6 n'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
+ H6 K7 A+ K# O3 y5 R7 Q+ i2 K4 A'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 N4 g6 n- Y6 L5 |, m'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
$ M6 b! t' G) C/ E* z1 d3 c4 ^5 p  T 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

) T8 a: [" l8 s/ p* W'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

: Q& |# h$ ~6 B6 t2 G3 ^[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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3 C4 G2 _6 @/ ~3 a0 X" Y! f[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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