Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

; u8 F7 b" r3 u' z! e- FAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  G- k& q  ^& K) n. J/ u6 R) v'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 E% D' Z/ u* }% {0 T+ D. E- k'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' b7 ?, u2 b" Z% I$ U2 r/ X'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
0 T8 L, r2 R5 J( L'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
" A* e$ m5 I# A6 ^! ^1 h' G 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

" b$ Q! J1 J% t) p2 S'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

7 ~% o, Q+ s! ^% X5 }$ d[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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6 X0 E2 n) ?' c7 W% q" S! K' a9 m[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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