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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 9 c E( d6 m: _6 g
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' + R1 d: W! i5 r
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her , X4 v* X. u- P' y7 @0 N) x" o) O
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
1 k. d$ L4 [( T; q; Q6 F; S, G5 P'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
; [# Q' k x+ j. ^+ S2 l'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 6 ]& M! t/ H& s, x% {- Z) K9 _
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 p% w: c, b3 W/ m
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
}* w% F0 H/ ]+ m1 m3 v N 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
H# t5 H* K7 A- \( W'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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- j0 T- @: G" D/ P' T5 D'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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4 \0 w9 z6 b0 @' o' m+ p[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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