Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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" Q  Q7 M# x0 ^7 y( FAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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9 Y8 ]* f8 ^/ R  W, C'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
: p) q2 P' s5 Z- C! D7 Y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
/ k( N7 ^+ G3 ]% O'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
' z4 @) j( O" O' n3 f+ _" Z'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 ^1 V+ {- F, d'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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& H- b* Q2 N3 ]& V# a'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
$ l: |% m) V2 o% c6 W8 ]'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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: D  ?" n# \& C5 dBut a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK



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/ H$ P; E9 Q: O6 O1 |[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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