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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 4 d, f( ~7 Z- a! Y9 e/ g7 V1 G
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') # p' P$ ]0 x( B: E5 I' a
" Z! Z* g8 C% e M% M L( l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) [$ R$ T2 a/ @'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ( Q7 _1 w1 R3 A
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 1 M* w; k3 m0 |3 T2 a; W7 N6 }
'For reading a book,' she replies
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& H' z; c3 V9 t5 l: J0 v. N'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, y- X2 B3 ?7 [+ k: N! w- M' ^) J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 }0 g, c' D% X) x% [
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' + a! D1 J3 J. [
' f; n$ M5 L8 `: C'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
M2 Z' J5 ~% I# g 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! d5 V3 H1 P( A( n/ r6 _: c'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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( M4 |$ N, k, z2 X5 |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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