Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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3 X9 W/ N0 \5 ], u; `0 dAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
! C, m  E# \$ O* E'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
+ H+ [0 I* R4 a  R: ^! D. u6 f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
0 a% R) d$ }3 K, h9 S'For reading a book,' she replies
  
6 w  I/ B5 P6 R'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 p$ q! U' _! f9 T'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
; `! {0 Q' b/ G3 k9 m8 X'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

1 D+ ]# `$ @) q' q) u' P* P, F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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1 M# p7 z+ u" ~2 sBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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! o0 G# p) g4 Q[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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