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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 6 d9 O) Y: \6 _! N
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ( Y8 i. h" e3 s" u% O8 Z2 ?$ c; O- Q
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   - _3 F! F. @& x
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 9 d% Q: @# t! A/ J2 Z! `
'For reading a book,' she replies 4 u& U* B3 q, }
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; v% v8 ?+ |/ n+ g! j* Z: X8 P'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
. C, r9 C6 Y5 `6 J. i2 S7 \" e'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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( h3 }6 u( V# k! r$ ]% X# x'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
% i" ?. t/ t% } 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. 8 T) J3 c8 M! E7 w0 l
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'     l4 a/ D. d9 m# p+ ?

5 W4 T8 H* {9 w4 E9 p'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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, ?6 x2 a: r3 g9 [[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. 4 r3 F5 m8 H' ]2 W; u, K" m
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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