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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. " O- ~2 F1 `( |+ R5 j( N7 i

# r0 `6 b$ X+ h8 P# }4 fAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' - v0 `* Z: U3 a
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ h4 d3 H3 Z" o9 r! I& y'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
+ @/ r9 P, L, p! C, D6 O8 u'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' & B" L( v2 X' Y6 g4 Y
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
; d( K- g" J0 y3 J$ \'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; O4 W+ p+ j; F  Q8 g: Y'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , Z6 H& B) D, ?9 Y0 l/ I2 Q2 }
  
% B0 _4 B( A* z7 }0 _, T( J'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
* R0 n1 M: ~! y4 J, f( t 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
: d0 J( B$ r1 Y% N; X5 A'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ' O9 G* L' [% i; [
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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0 [: A( m. Z! u+ z[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. 7 z! b' R/ [( C$ w$ y' G
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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