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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ; m g4 m0 H9 }) M- {) N& f' C
2 p7 u( ]- Z# z: P$ m: pAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 l' J/ ]1 ~, s7 N' k8 N2 ]& \' H
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') ( q9 @9 O6 l' b4 g/ A6 \( _$ G
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her ( w9 M% B+ ` B, V. L7 L
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 a' a8 U/ `2 }7 H6 E& P' D4 N'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 1 ^# i* w8 W" m, Y5 B
'For reading a book,' she replies 9 p0 _, a# s/ w
. D! } r V) X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. |7 x" A. j1 j G
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
3 ^1 \1 G6 | j4 V: m/ q* [3 p9 z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 8 V1 T1 D k3 \1 f" D5 I. r
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. , j# U: s/ x! B1 t+ o
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' " t& L" ~' A6 |) H
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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