Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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+ T. L+ g" s3 j! j' iAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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  ?* K. W: s1 C2 Z6 o'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 r1 }8 ?: z9 i0 A/ O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
- x4 z; S7 U1 z* n, n) f+ g! m'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
, \" V/ s" `1 ~6 G'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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  o, p1 O& @" d/ r9 p% E'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
0 [+ o; F, g9 r  n3 I 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
( r0 ?( Y+ ^1 F& D2 G'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

, r; f5 R. G6 l4 h' P9 ~5 A'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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