Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

8 m. k7 `# m$ X$ i) lAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) ]1 O) t# t0 h* V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
: P' i- m5 S3 M4 |'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 J6 R: S# K- B6 ?. r5 l'For reading a book,' she replies
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3 ^  y3 l  \" e, |+ _+ j'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
$ i( M' I5 G0 t7 |8 R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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6 ~5 s7 Y% k. C9 q+ M" a'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
+ b# \7 g! Q" N% r- O; N 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) L' _2 A) u. c* n9 o'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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1 y3 k0 b  E" K'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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