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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. : j8 l& c1 g- u9 n1 i# I/ p! |7 D( Z
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' , [( z G% I( Z* I0 ]% u
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
1 A4 _7 z) F' c3 U2 c% F'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
G3 v7 u R1 u, o+ o" i0 U'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 o$ x, d; _0 Q h1 {7 U'For reading a book,' she replies 7 j3 w% C/ g3 C0 s2 \
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 E1 [: h+ Y$ D'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
! l7 m) i: T5 D, o! v" T1 R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. o: |3 j& A5 G0 d' P
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% o A% }3 y3 D3 h- O'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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/ r7 h, h& Y, f; M5 T/ m6 u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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