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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 8 {( D7 ?+ @' Y! @: R2 c+ }3 I" U

/ V/ X1 ^5 H" W. h  s  K% U8 t) kAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
$ ?' |, q4 w; P( u'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   6 W% _4 ?4 o6 P

5 u4 L/ {8 B% R6 c'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
) z2 D( W* t, b7 O3 j7 q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'     B4 B; ~3 z0 g
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
, k  e9 R3 o8 T'For reading a book,' she replies : N8 L, V3 y( ^( f9 W+ |, A
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 3 A% ~" C, P% n$ _1 |3 N8 N
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 0 ~  C1 p  O' j, x8 [1 ~% W9 m
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 5 L" ?8 P) q( p6 l: B0 c
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
  \% i* P! e, k2 E 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. : G3 V2 a' p6 s8 l, ^6 ?! a& X1 ]2 \* i, v" @
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   ; O5 I( V2 Y( c3 ~" q# n) f6 S
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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