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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 5 ]" j8 Z$ H g" n* [
7 P/ a# p9 x2 ?# {$ VAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
% T/ x0 V8 X' L; \9 y; n2 p: X# Q'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; q( ~7 ~4 ?; h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- h4 x4 O9 I: w: H! a9 @'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 B& n6 ~6 V5 w# O! N8 o
'For reading a book,' she replies ) M5 v! t9 f8 |! L. n
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
! _, b* o6 [7 ~6 `) p$ c'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
{" u& J" J) T0 n'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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* v5 s+ D7 ~5 n6 p+ S'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. , D" J: `6 p: ?. g, v0 Q* r2 \
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ; s. q, j( J2 E
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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" K# n' G2 g7 i K: F, y# g+ {'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. : D+ _6 F& ~% J. _, e% M
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