Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
9 v6 k! a: U8 g$ i8 z8 U5 o& `2 E: z3 _'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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! t) v6 M4 m. e2 k8 p3 E5 }'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; i$ C1 D; Y) M6 [6 }2 R; K* z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
( ?! ]% Q+ \$ ]'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
; V' H4 K" X* U% t'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
/ V' c; N% Q  e, h% @'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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5 M+ R+ F0 S$ Z" q* M' E" G'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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# g$ H: p9 A$ U6 }[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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