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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' / O* S6 h* v# m8 h3 M
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 9 J6 O! V( ]9 L8 Z' V, Y) h' S% |3 O
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
6 E7 {; y: I, J8 g6 J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
) F" w" q: ? M: P; R; h6 v7 M9 K'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' s" g3 m- F" i2 J6 x/ T
'For reading a book,' she replies
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0 U3 x+ ?) ~/ W, q6 Z0 b; \'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. & C' s' _ a6 _& t5 u
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' , o A: X2 z1 q
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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7 d0 M& w2 _$ m: A7 ~+ u& v'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 3 |) L s- P3 a ^
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
4 n& r& a1 n+ A c( D* s'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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+ e F: W X J+ _; V" t. C'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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