Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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3 D4 S( U' @' ]* h7 ]' wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  }0 g6 P& G" H: i/ e4 B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" J4 S& w8 X7 S! ~' [3 A'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
9 f! _$ Y9 a+ Z5 i5 W'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 A3 c% ?+ H9 o: V; N0 S 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% I  `8 C  z3 u2 ~7 d'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

* W9 t( x2 B  K% }/ W[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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' A; H% U; i9 o2 b5 }But a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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