Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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$ X4 h7 s2 o8 l% ]; Q5 t2 G2 @'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
, K1 u# _4 y8 o7 ]'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
$ F: A3 w( I7 R, ?3 I'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" _* e* ?' N  i: ^# e: `'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
/ l; z$ S9 q/ @; {$ t5 ?# l7 p 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' W) a" `0 W- |'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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, [' B0 H4 l4 ~, N, m6 X6 YBut a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK


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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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