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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: T( L* Q' r2 i- c. J- |'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
# i B8 ~4 Q" t+ {2 J9 t'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
- C! [8 {# E" f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " Q1 @# z* C$ C( [. ~" c m# `
'For reading a book,' she replies p5 z3 T- O5 Q' N `
+ Z: I) w; a( _! q* ]2 A4 v, L' B'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- a U' D1 b) V8 ]0 s% I'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 E4 o: D; F2 R; t
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! }0 i# B2 C- ^* m; z3 P) j
1 n' v' e3 b' ]'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. 5 V8 M' ^; z* e9 T) P+ |
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
) ]/ B9 P4 C, ~'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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! j/ m" D [0 h# K% t. I/ y8 u'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 2 N i9 h. }* J# y; Q- n
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