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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % L& `5 w+ M* O+ o' ?- [2 a; V
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 2 y% N8 X3 h- ^) m6 z, `" R
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 4 s* A; `. n. _5 E7 H5 S
5 B; ?) Z( {) D" b4 M4 T6 D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" s. b# Y' Y! s' b1 W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' $ X* v/ ^. P1 x7 Q' a
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " n9 u9 O2 Z/ J. S7 f4 p8 j2 {
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 e2 _# r/ H' j% g( ]: d+ \) C
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ' M3 w" Q2 u& P+ d5 _
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
8 \- k0 W b) }/ ]7 G6 `$ S 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. " U, M) V h& I( ]4 t
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' - J. S5 D X8 d: m* W$ }
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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