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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. + P+ m* q9 X) F0 C0 `# b
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' % r* \+ n" D# \ P2 L
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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3 B& r8 S" |; A/ a% `'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her $ E( v4 C$ |8 m j0 }# x
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
S2 i: v7 m' o5 b3 s'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 3 {0 q8 {' H6 z; Q
'For reading a book,' she replies 0 o5 N! y3 v8 V/ p
( ` H; F9 E% y X7 I8 S'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ' f% I! i- l2 l2 L7 n6 _" p
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 I% o% Z2 \+ I n) f'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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7 f: y) ?4 z/ P) p'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
2 D. |$ k" v9 m+ M 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ) [. M7 Z( V+ d- j( E4 `2 s
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' . G8 O% a! Y" U$ K* _
* R6 R4 u1 A( K/ B J; [; N'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. . `3 r+ q- \+ N: z$ u; S9 c
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