Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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& ?  s' W% E; c4 N6 mAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
: A3 e' G( f$ z" J  X* V" F: i'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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9 [1 J. O- D, l  d. X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
* r$ I) V2 t) ~/ t'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
- Q" u7 g) a7 \  v'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
- g6 |, f6 G; d* K7 x) q: b'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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5 ^; ?8 t5 N/ `3 v: V. K4 d'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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% L7 L  a0 b4 P, a1 y% z4 [' s. D'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

# m* {1 u) |! P# g  l4 ?But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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