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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. $ J: N, e" a9 n. m$ L
2 ~2 W7 w/ }: f( {- Q% E0 RAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
9 e) Y' }0 d/ p1 |, N'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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& d' |. N* }/ e/ v; P'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her * M* G+ M5 g+ @+ o, B0 t
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
0 @1 X4 h1 v; A7 W- {'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
9 v% T2 A0 p) p# I2 h9 k'For reading a book,' she replies
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) k9 h& @- P* q- h6 V'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) T" f. u& k" G7 J+ V7 u( s* f# I'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 3 b7 Q5 P$ P+ X! D) U/ ^
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " \% o/ m. N1 o, W4 v5 K0 h- \
7 r4 ~; ?% b& K9 f'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. ) Z. t0 X) ?+ v* d
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. + J: P U; w6 z! q; M! S
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' ! H3 q. A) }1 ^ J( A: ?+ C# i
3 p0 n; X, z, M3 y) g' `'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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