Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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5 m1 [  P, Q! y3 ^$ P'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
+ }& d+ d; ]4 p9 K& ~2 ^# V. K- |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
. a8 T3 [  m1 b'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
# b7 H' R; [( {; b1 ?- g'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
1 V3 Y& s$ j# v: u# ]; d6 m'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( A/ u: S8 U1 `' N% z. ^'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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6 x+ X- H2 i% T6 P1 A  ^'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
+ f6 g2 W* l8 X9 W% J8 Q9 ^4 k$ B8 e 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
9 I& w# w3 M' D( ~7 E! O'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

  `$ H& n* Q; A+ k( L( u6 \3 w'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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9 o" v/ f* F8 J: H7 I* @% xBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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( V. {, a' C' f# `9 n[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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