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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. $ s9 S9 F2 p8 n6 [' O9 I* F: @
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
* X- ?# ~, s1 y* e2 i- |. z R3 F3 S'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') f t% ]1 z7 j% P. `2 a' `
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her & \4 s" m1 E& J3 J
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 8 Z, w+ e9 H8 S1 ?0 [ @' ]6 C
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' O( O4 L6 Z/ y1 E7 L6 Z4 O
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 7 B* [/ ~ F4 Q7 n f
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' $ [5 T& i1 ^) s
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ) |3 o# C# H/ G) B
: X9 ?. G7 X$ l+ N& U h'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
Z: m7 q& ~) U, a, }% c) W$ x 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
I& W/ B0 M5 w$ k'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' , A5 x5 x7 l8 u" R0 t8 n7 ?
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ' S; }, F8 A8 h g5 i+ j* A* N
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