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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. % L& `5 w+ M* O+ o' ?- [2 a; V
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 2 y% N8 X3 h- ^) m6 z, `" R
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   4 s* A; `. n. _5 E7 H5 S

5 B; ?) Z( {) D" b4 M4 T6 D'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
" s. b# Y' Y! s' b1 W'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   $ X* v/ ^. P1 x7 Q' a
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' " n9 u9 O2 Z/ J. S7 f4 p8 j2 {
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 0 e2 _# r/ H' j% g( ]: d+ \) C
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ' M3 w" Q2 u& P+ d5 _
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 \- k0 W  b) }/ ]7 G6 `$ S 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. " U, M) V  h& I( ]4 t
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   - J. S5 D  X8 d: m* W$ }
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story. " L! g! S+ }& G, p" t! s
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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