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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 5 ~; J/ e( [; \) o) z' P5 ~
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
3 D- z' W# _( b7 V: _'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
; \) b! G# [8 l% H( Q2 O9 e'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
( b% @, E( U. g0 B7 s) ]8 t: k'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
% B3 {( O& J* m. R, S$ O! R9 q'For reading a book,' she replies ( x3 R- U* A0 L$ G9 A
3 W' e8 R1 z5 l'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' c2 {) i4 |$ z' _8 T) U'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 ]. [) X# B# K/ a1 ~2 ?3 R'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' $ z' g2 ?! p6 g* x- m# I
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'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. # w, m6 U f' ?
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ; O! y# E& B$ D, G0 z% {, O1 Z, V, _
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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) c; p8 S0 Z( l2 B& F'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 8 s! f$ ] k/ t9 E( D v
( s- Q0 n( H5 t6 ]) e0 B O8 X6 N[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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