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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. 8 V9 F/ _0 t/ H" h, g) a
2 E1 U1 H8 p* ?1 |! z8 [1 O7 z, pAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' " I( L6 d1 Q7 B0 }9 L
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
' [- n# ]4 ?# K& h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
8 h% O3 S) p# m/ b' B% @ E/ d'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- q/ M; E a0 [3 Q- r' I'For reading a book,' she replies ; v* S; V8 g2 J/ S
" }! I I2 y, z* z( v' J: x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, ~% O! K g; J+ S'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' / h x. W: t P3 u: P! j8 K
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 6 w- Q6 S7 R2 q1 Z+ L5 p
8 ~! s) {" S9 `8 b( N, x' {'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. + G+ X* ~! _# a/ ?1 m2 g ^. W
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. % N; p* B* z" l( S8 J5 D) y
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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4 D) u5 `- P/ x" D'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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