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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' $ {( d0 X' ]6 p6 [: q. T
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
( c$ U# j; b) j4 z  F6 \5 d9 z'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
# v1 A9 k/ y: N'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' % u# h" F1 o2 f3 h: q
'For reading a book,' she replies 4 s- y. G3 Z& d6 M: h) k4 R
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' u# [* ]: G9 V* |( U# ^/ j& a'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' " C+ @) ?% S( U5 K" m. V: u
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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) C% N2 X0 `4 j$ ?'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
+ v, X6 [8 o" N; e0 C4 q- x 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
; n% B$ n2 x: x2 _/ m# L'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   # _! ]' L8 L; e1 Y, w3 l1 j# p7 l

0 \* m' m( H2 Q% z2 w9 U; i7 v+ c9 U'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

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7 ?6 o0 Z' z' c6 w! |3 j[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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" i& S& Q0 R  K. I: z/ ~' H& y) RBut a funny story. 7 E: L6 J* I; e7 r! r# v1 b

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
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Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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