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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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: D. j2 p( {7 A: x% zAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' " ~7 X2 E/ o4 U: |$ ^6 N+ _
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her X }+ }' q6 a; q' o3 T
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 9 a( I6 G; L* d* t! d. }5 ?9 b
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
# H1 o4 X3 ~, h1 _4 W! e'For reading a book,' she replies
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0 a8 Y+ n% X# F# r. H1 a'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. : i0 o2 B* y1 a5 A `) W
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' ! y1 m2 H; T8 U1 } R6 W. o
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 2 s5 w$ m, \8 R3 S$ U3 w
9 j6 T6 Y2 C7 K'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. % ]5 Y1 M: F0 g( r! _& j3 x1 O
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% [- G0 U3 | Q$ ]: w1 H'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 9 V) F& P( D, w7 m) J& C
* N5 [- a. }3 e( i8 |/ A$ s'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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