Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

2 E1 U1 H8 p* ?1 |! z8 [1 O7 z, pAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
' [- n# ]4 ?# K& h'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
8 h% O3 S) p# m/ b' B% @  E/ d'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
- q/ M; E  a0 [3 Q- r' I'For reading a book,' she replies
  
" }! I  I2 y, z* z( v' J: x'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, ~% O! K  g; J+ S'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
8 ~! s) {" S9 `8 b( N, x' {'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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4 D) u5 `- P/ x" D'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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2 c' _- [8 B: F/ W8 \But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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