Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

6 l% A/ B3 t  s1 h: k, f: JAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
; @9 a) R# r; E" c" r'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

: P$ y- m  r3 t$ S1 M8 v, m7 b3 Z'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
, k/ q* C! ~5 O2 a'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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  p: G: F1 Z$ h  Y0 S  M'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
5 C6 A' q+ w# n2 A$ O'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
; {& W+ r' X! N% w% W! Z) m'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
. c( F2 K- L; H9 R2 ?' }8 N2 Y'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

6 ^6 G: }$ U4 C/ U" i2 S: V: |( J'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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