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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. ( ]5 {9 R" c' Y$ }0 T/ r$ H. R7 @( A
) u9 ?8 L% {# R4 H( S% e3 D+ [Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
( J) p* J5 r u" S1 d'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her 8 [3 o+ l! \/ l5 N
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 1 C8 b' B/ ^8 U, V# w7 c
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
1 X4 D j: ^: p6 O% O'For reading a book,' she replies
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( H8 e+ k+ D5 F% p; ~( p& X'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. 6 P: U6 l7 ]1 m
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' % t/ ^+ c7 @/ o0 X' u
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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3 v5 k' p+ R$ ^! \' T'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. : z) C0 @5 N( B% ?' T' g. a
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. : |' P& @- x" u) Z+ F, X B
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 7 T, I& f4 g5 ^3 o, C0 D
; [1 g$ U) G& R, }! F[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ] |
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