Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

& P' g6 U! o( @* m( _6 sAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
. u/ V5 L& c  `# w% P) t* p: r'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
& P# T" \9 f2 i2 S5 g5 u'For reading a book,' she replies
  
'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
4 P$ u: i) t$ u! ^1 C* Z'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
- u/ ^/ t) f/ @( j+ n4 M$ \. S4 l'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
5 m1 X( f3 k" R- d' m: Z; M" W& I 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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0 D, j& X! d0 @/ m, y) E" M'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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1 o* x' m; a) S2 L: V[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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: d0 k) X& ]# j% v; T2 ?* d0 t3 EBut a funny story.

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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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  Y+ f3 R' r3 ?. `; ?, m[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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