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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book. . J2 {+ P V8 W9 `) k2 i4 w
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' 1 F- @& }* B- d3 W1 k' ^9 z
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') : x5 x7 K: `) Z0 _, X9 l
0 y* D1 Z/ W7 H0 B z( d'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
7 v, M( _% G6 f5 L: T7 @: F% {' V'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
2 w/ F5 g _' X& r'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
8 `' p6 ?. p& Z0 @* K) f! `'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. ( g. K1 ~% u2 k: D# j
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' * B7 G N+ |; m& L6 \
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # g! H3 q& O( b& W4 w! c, E7 k
T6 g0 a6 I7 z& }+ @/ E9 o+ q5 s'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.
# N! J" K5 X( Z 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. ; M/ d9 {. |: o+ W! `$ R
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 5 H# ~: M& N- i
" `' A3 B& I% B5 @ j'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. ( ]- B. S$ T; ?8 S, t9 r' }
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