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Never Argue with a Woman

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:21 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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3 D4 S( U' @' ]* h7 ]' wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' + R5 C1 ~  B% r0 D5 o$ J
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   8 o. Z$ @$ F  m
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
  }0 g6 P& G" H: i/ e4 B'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   2 H( ]" ]% m* o9 o( U, m+ L
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' ! f/ I# S( n8 Q$ M
'For reading a book,' she replies
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again. # A" e1 C. X3 S1 h0 s( d1 y/ z
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
" J4 S& w8 X7 S! ~' [3 A'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' # h- N2 g5 n, o
  
9 f! _$ Y9 a+ Z5 i5 W'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
8 A3 c% ?+ H9 o: V; N0 S 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
% I  `8 C  z3 u2 ~7 d'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   / c2 ~' o7 ?8 H9 ^
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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* W9 t( x2 B  K% }/ W[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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' A; H% U; i9 o2 b5 }But a funny story. 2 d' E" ~0 h, [

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发表于 2008-11-21 13:24 | 显示全部楼层
不敢ARGUE
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.
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发表于 2008-11-21 20:36 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-11-21 23:32 | 显示全部楼层
smart
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发表于 2008-11-23 10:51 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
HAVE A LOOK9 Y8 D$ ^$ h& [+ ~

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]
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发表于 2008-11-24 02:04 | 显示全部楼层
She is right. He has all the equipment.
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发表于 2008-11-24 11:35 | 显示全部楼层
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