Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

( y, }$ ]6 N3 U0 Y+ {6 s'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
4 q& M! W# b8 S6 Y* n'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
# G' t; ~" L/ t- Z( L'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
  
2 }% |/ D) B2 C, F# Y' g, `- q! s'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
( d8 ~9 S. `' P8 p) ]! |0 v'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
6 P( c& r/ X; N. X'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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0 z* g7 |* C# r$ D) A0 J# H'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
0 W# t8 ?: e0 R, X 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

1 J" N* S& K- S: d+ Z3 B[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

# D6 s  U/ y. j' BBut a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK
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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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