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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?' - X9 X& v! O! U) i* q1 f( d
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her % @4 e! \( c% [8 U" I
'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' : B& T5 W; k: z) D
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' 8 M6 X# t, q5 M( Q4 k5 {- {4 F7 ~
'For reading a book,' she replies 6 {& t, ^+ q i. U
, J0 T8 m0 }6 n2 F! s'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
' J$ _+ X: a. G'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 9 p/ S# z" }% S; Y- Q0 e% w8 g S
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.' , b$ a6 m0 ^8 n- r" D2 S8 A
9 V& K$ R, S2 [" h6 a: B7 F'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. , C. C! J! \% j' R/ z
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden. o: b; `/ e8 b' t- M0 {
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'
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'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 3 m" e7 g( i# P$ U( p
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