Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

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) [$ R$ T2 a/ @'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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& H' z; c3 V9 t5 l: J0 v. N'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
, y- X2 B3 ?7 [+ k: N! w- M' ^) J'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
' f; n$ M5 L8 `: C'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
  M2 Z' J5 ~% I# g 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
! d5 V3 H1 P( A( n/ r6 _: c'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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( M4 |$ N, k, z2 X5 |'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.

But a funny story.
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irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

HAVE A LOOK

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sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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