Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

4 e' y% L* x  |, FAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
& W1 U1 F) _' Z7 V9 I  G'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
3 K4 ]8 Y/ f. \( n. {5 ~. q'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  u  j# q1 ^7 g. W( f'For reading a book,' she replies
  
1 }% S- D& D- ?! [* }1 b9 L, y* b'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
" V, D+ l+ G) p! G7 P- W# I& b3 j! j* U$ f'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
  
5 {1 W. v$ s4 H'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
+ P  F: {' X9 g) P& {8 r/ S 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
' J' Q  h8 e) N9 K% n6 n'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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2 U# v: ]3 }1 f! m'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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2 t: h( V" }8 \' T[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.

:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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+ O" L2 v! @, A1 C. ^$ f[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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