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 One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.
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5 K2 g2 y; a" z" e# wAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
7 I" Q, @: G) j6 ^, E3 a6 B0 |8 w'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?') 6 B; V2 i* @# E a
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'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
2 y: ]0 t6 w, W, H/ U1 S$ |'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
/ q4 f4 I; P$ F'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
2 i1 r/ A8 j- w4 _6 K! q'For reading a book,' she replies 7 X1 K0 e4 M# X4 j; H) R
5 b- v9 r4 F# ]+ H'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
8 d9 ^9 d0 x2 o; a$ ~2 Z; n7 J' w'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading' 0 y/ e& r: ]$ o ^- G
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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, ]$ Q# ^. u$ D( c0 @& e'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman. $ q: h% J4 Y9 E0 I$ c+ X
'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
* }! B B/ n4 G2 O'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.' 4 R" _; v* |, S% S
3 \; X" z. g0 ^8 a5 t2 r' W5 U, `'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left. 3 Q& o$ ?- z" Z, A) W L
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