Never Argue with a Woman

秋染红叶

One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, and reads her book.

5 L' S! D, i5 K( y8 d$ y; l1 F; h3 nAlong comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'
'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')   

  q* X0 a5 g( Y5 _0 |; W'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her
$ T0 T4 t$ M# X0 X( H% S'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'   
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you co uld start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
'For reading a book,' she replies
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! p; [: h& ?' V  ]3 C1 A7 T'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her again.
) ]7 W& C4 p/ e4 ~! z! c# Q3 B4 v. f'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading'
'Yes, but you have all the equipment. You could start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.'
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% _3 G1 L% j, a! j8 K'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with Sexual assault,' says the woman.   
9 _3 ]! g0 j7 z6 k* Q. W7 l 'But I haven't even touched you,' says the game warden.
'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.'   
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8 t6 f; U% y# |' I" ]'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.
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3 D& Y, D; _2 C[ 本帖最后由 秋染红叶 于 2008-11-21 13:48 编辑 ]

billzhao

Having the equipment does not mean that he will start at any moment.
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But a funny story.
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:)

irish

不敢ARGUE

睡懒觉的闹钟

Never argue with a woman,especially a wise one.

benjaminhan

vanish

smart

gep0028

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[ 本帖最后由 gep0028 于 2008-11-23 10:56 编辑 ]

sweetspot

She is right. He has all the equipment.

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