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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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. t' X# x$ M1 {/ b% S$ L1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.( t( R7 f8 h1 ?- Q; {
. {* H* w: n1 H/ Q* \1 f& m0 d3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.1 Z1 K* Q' i6 `" }- s! S+ ?& z
1 o s! M4 s0 D1 W p5 F% T4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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1 z7 B J; y: r8 O" Q D6 Q8 h. h5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.! C2 } N% M, {# z
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.# u& t. z8 p6 `6 _: H, m
$ i! k3 V2 U/ j8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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+ X/ n$ c, w# F1 H( {$ Z9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.4 O# G8 z& i) x8 M7 E
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.' S1 B2 }+ L) f% y# a
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.9 g! E6 u& P4 {3 |; k4 N
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13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.; e; J4 a. s; I$ w/ H
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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- K2 A) R! f0 h15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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9 p5 l/ Y5 t! a7 i3 K) ]17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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9 w* F4 O3 o) c/ o/ R' I0 f18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.2 N8 K( c+ o& W; K
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.- a' K1 d# g. |/ J/ d6 H; H/ V
- q! q( U, q" e# E, \1 h21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* Z% M: \0 v, Q# J: b
" P0 m9 T) u8 U5 m" V! A+ m) P1 q22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.3 B) _5 \& h/ Y# e# C- K
3 U S3 V @$ X, P23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.4 F8 ?5 d4 z4 t1 o+ C! |8 g+ d
2 P. B4 v, B( \24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids." R7 {4 A, e2 X# `6 X' n/ ^9 B# h
' D& z: h" I# t2 S25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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