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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like..." |) t+ S) ~+ f) Q& d- L" W0 ?
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.* W8 _7 R4 e: q: l
$ M- x- R3 g! b1 b' w5 G2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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$ x' J. [% j$ y/ e$ K) m4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.- L6 n+ W) u# d, [4 d
6 D1 V2 H7 f+ I5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way., H' T0 O; G ^. n- n
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.2 D- p! b4 J: @9 [
; A2 f1 q5 D/ U+ h5 V5 b9 E1 O) F7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.8 @$ P+ O7 Y$ L4 u
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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! Q/ u' q6 R4 g& {11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.) _6 q& \2 X8 u# i, p& i6 R
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12.) Super glue is forever.
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" c& y. o9 ? }4 N$ K13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.! a& q& E3 \! ~$ P- I8 f, C/ c
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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' E/ R, E. U" ?15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.- V; v' L( x: q. f" v! A+ f
; f) E- Q9 L- ^) c16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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& C1 Y5 M( j) b3 G Z# z17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.4 w# r& X( R3 S5 m, u
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.3 e/ u+ |! Z/ e% [. ?. F
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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/ u/ O$ o& |1 a2 n21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.* G$ u& K5 G9 r8 n1 Y, H
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.5 F2 ` P% w1 J' ^& o$ W, N
9 O2 R9 c! V7 Y/ @23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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7 V3 W3 `. a# ]- n9 \24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.5 q* l4 I; }. \) s% b T0 x
6 I+ g; d0 E- y6 l6 K25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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