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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...- z8 F$ x" U; c4 v. P* T. k
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.7 S, }5 ?8 d7 G0 B5 c2 \
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite., q0 L& J( j; O) F2 }7 ?
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.' m+ m3 W. |" N/ j, Q3 s
) J3 ?; `: Y2 p# a9 _& o* W* |4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.
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& M% _% l4 C4 x5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- B' U, p; I; w" E
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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* f8 K- `; z& A% x/ a& C9 W5 C9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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8 C% S* a0 l S9 q12.) Super glue is forever.3 x/ S0 r, }) g. A, E8 ]4 `
, e6 x N) e9 W* |13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.: E) E0 G$ O( R3 A3 U3 B5 _
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.4 j ]- ^( u# @4 L
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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$ ^+ u2 D$ M/ [/ e: I2 T17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.1 Y D* `& O( Z; |& n- n' f
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.; c, d) u* y6 F; C' [9 t
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.9 f" z% S& m' m
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/ v; \$ N8 ?6 d {6 {' O21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
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3 x& x9 c+ I$ d3 ~2 \+ W22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.7 @5 w2 n1 P2 ^. Y' k5 ]* k$ }# k
, b8 J# K1 W5 a( Q) k( n$ O+ c23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.' e: j8 D; G2 H7 C& `9 f
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.! Y# i- \$ y7 j: ~' ~
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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