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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...6 z0 s- j# }) K4 y: S' z
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' ]. N& N+ d7 A) `* R: o1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.2 l" U! T6 y8 c
/ V* h# R' k! e& h. v2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.' P0 ^/ W" { x
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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) H+ Q; V! X' @" W( ]( N4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. b! w$ y5 k4 G) ]1 |; _; J
& k, _$ @- k' c# b3 \9 o) T5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.5 q; }- U8 _1 O' Y& Z+ X, H
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.- }; n8 Z7 n% y, y8 |5 L: X
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.& Z: i# b( Z3 l: _
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.3 h" ~: w7 j9 ?0 E% c! ]3 n
' X! F8 j/ i& T, ]9 O/ A3 Z. Z$ l10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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12.) Super glue is forever.' k: Z9 M( l' ?/ o
' f' F" Y# {, m: J7 q6 H13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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3 w7 S& m: F: y* V$ j' J14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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) h- g$ i \; p" W0 q7 B N. R' P( r15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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: m }0 Y1 r- i/ }16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes." x8 z! z! t$ q& [. @ O2 i
# t0 B# _7 ^' w( u0 _2 f17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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6 ?' ~% h, g8 A, i, B- g' d r18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.- d, ?; }8 r- \) E- `8 U o# s
) N3 Q2 e* ?3 C; u: d19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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1 B" j" G; V- A$ k) m20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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, m8 i' D% j) F. H/ ?21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.8 N; S+ x" j9 I+ x ~7 q, ^# l
& a9 L |# E- i22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.2 q( M, W6 Q- _9 x. u
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy." S( s1 `" u% G! Z
7 y1 [6 ^: g% j2 r: ~3 I$ K24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids./ c( a5 L/ x9 r' _8 D7 Z* h
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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