Why Boys Need Parents!

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This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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Why boys need parents...

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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

, l& n/ I0 ~$ U! Z# T6 [2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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8 w7 i  O) I% O* Z& \3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

3 z7 n( ~) k  H6 r  p6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.

  o- \; F' r; V+ Y2 q! t8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

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! H. D* F& x1 B! _: A1 l13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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3 i( L  F0 P, o. L15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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1 y# c, `8 E7 V4 ]4 |7 t) Q9 E16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
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" O) b5 d% \' w" \% G17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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6 u' d/ R1 Y& A4 W8 O# m19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

# b2 @) c: N* s. E20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

9 ?% v$ G) D+ d, h/ U24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

+ e* N; O7 ^4 }1 q6 M  b25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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