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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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: a8 q$ S6 I" b2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
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3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.6 ?3 H9 Z5 W% p$ ^' r3 F
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.9 z3 q/ U h/ U9 c9 z1 I
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& X% k2 j' E2 t5 r8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.& j0 R4 k# k; y7 N1 G* U+ Z
# Z3 A$ l5 j3 ~% i10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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$ f* c! w1 I6 g4 j: b12.) Super glue is forever.
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/ F# f( |+ i; i13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." O6 v( W0 Y0 Q+ ]! a8 S+ j
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15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
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16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.! V- M7 x/ t' n, h% O" i3 k
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 \$ @2 `) \9 h. t. _' C. u
( }- S' T3 U7 n3 e ], _' C) n$ b18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.6 ?8 o7 {! K. k9 i, ~* V1 Y
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
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20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time., m; z7 C6 d4 `6 J
: g) R- e' r W; n0 D$ e6 ^! J. w21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.$ W6 v2 H, s5 f5 ^, P1 h
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.( E4 M: _* k9 m% q/ ~
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.% `& ?" T0 B H7 g7 d& Z1 u1 i
) ? B) H8 _) P25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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