Why Boys Need Parents!

老杨

This is for those mothers’s of boys, sisters of boys, and boys that have grown older. And anyone else who needs a laugh.
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; R+ V$ d' E' K1 \Why boys need parents...

老杨

老杨

老杨

And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...


1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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) A9 M' a) ^8 w; E7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.
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2 Q3 ~* `/ ~3 k# A: L13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
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8 h9 r, L, D6 \* B3 {' j15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

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21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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+ B2 R! R# o- v$ u24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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8 F5 @  a6 h  F+ y8 \25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

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