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And you also find out interesting things when you have sons, like...
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& }3 x3 U `8 G, ~& e8 H- R4 h1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
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2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.9 W, S% n! h- r# }
# B: j7 E3 r, U' j3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
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- v: p8 {' F0 Z" ^' t4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not st rong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.; ^( ?6 h- [6 |: t' r
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5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.
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6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
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7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words 'uh oh', it's already too late.+ k/ A2 X( O5 g% M% H
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8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.
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1 e) t f5 S8 i9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies./ j5 u, L+ p: P* x
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10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.
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2 n+ Y0 d+ }7 Z! K3 R11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.
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% ?/ f4 u9 N+ I; Y$ d/ a12.) Super glue is forever.) w: E& R$ [1 R% q
2 c' q, A q* p- J13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water." g3 b1 X2 V3 k
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14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.9 T; P* A6 B* M$ U, i$ S) X0 m
* p! h" X3 J2 A/ i3 l M/ S15.) VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.( o2 P0 d4 o9 M
/ K( S3 l) z4 n0 X16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.9 l/ ]+ ~* g# U8 f
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17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.7 f' v* d& f) n+ K; I- Q$ N
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18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.1 L7 `7 w1 b/ ^
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19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.1 N# m, k' X7 g/ @' Y7 z
' o; V( f2 n; s20.) The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.
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8 C- w' Z- ?' Y r. i8 p8 M% U21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.4 G- l0 a: C4 p5 T. V9 I
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22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.
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23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
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24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
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25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid. |
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