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This is not a new one but in English this time.3 g7 {% P! ?0 b& q+ D2 A* X. E
! o. H* H" a Z9 c" r, b3 fI was a very happy man.
A- G' W/ n ?My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.8 B3 n7 m2 Q7 P# i T7 |. h7 o( x" O
There was only one little thing bothering me...9 S$ ~8 S/ ~6 |$ e7 J8 F* |% Y0 k
It was her beautiful younger sister.- |; k; R5 i! k% a5 M
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
4 [ N3 N- b( N1 x( Y: P) Z; rShe would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
1 x4 {* X+ z1 w8 j& k# V0 |( eIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.8 m6 y; _1 D6 Z
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
6 T7 \' B1 d3 L3 cShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.
# d9 \2 A8 K8 {, o5 d; o% t! s2 tShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister., U+ p2 d, x# M3 x
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
* c, x! J! \/ f2 }9 {She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'2 Q# d" F* A; o+ o5 {# M) X
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.+ Q, [2 j ~$ K5 Q" h, w: S2 D
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.- S/ m$ S0 j5 p0 u/ J
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.- X5 x) R7 ^8 k! m" U# p
Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
$ E+ W7 a1 U7 O2 B2 d9 G/ r/ D) @" RWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.! r' C w5 u. U0 \3 [+ F) @
We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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, J+ \5 m. `1 E# g8 O$ \Always keep your condoms in your car. |
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