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This is not a new one but in English this time.
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I was a very happy man.3 r1 l) M. k- S& m$ v
My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married.8 a$ H! `8 N* ]9 Z8 n
There was only one little thing bothering me...
% ~6 Y' r/ w% Q' n! z m# JIt was her beautiful younger sister.9 b3 X/ S, i/ n. `: y
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.. q1 C* C) G( B4 T( i
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.9 \8 n2 H, |# k$ N- l
It had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.3 C: q+ {7 g- s* P S7 q$ S
One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
3 H* v {4 J/ G( v' l, X" h! s' QShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome.0 i) P2 [* u4 c* n* x+ \9 A
She told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister." Z' ~: t' ?! ~0 }7 b) L) x
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.- _0 w! Y7 M& K
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'. I" I1 O/ [" t9 l
I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
# ~7 R# p* |3 {7 _- s3 _6 L6 X# w8 EI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
% K: a2 H) W4 J4 B$ [! VI opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
, v, r: t5 H* z; ?; }5 o8 DLo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!' a8 ^* {1 V6 [& T% w" P0 J# W
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
- w6 e% g5 Q. H1 ]$ GWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
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