Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.
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' _# P. a: ^9 l3 `I was a very happy man.
& Y, e( m  q: v' |2 lMy wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
& z2 l0 @1 _# m2 ?) U. pThere was only one little thing bothering me...
1 ]) ~6 L3 D2 E- tIt was her beautiful younger sister.
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
0 I' f% [. s2 \1 t9 w; S" Q2 O% JIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
, j3 B: Z3 G4 ]) ^One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
She was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
7 z  e) Y6 w* o0 uShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
) ^5 j4 r3 c. B; XShe said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
" |$ b& g- e) |) B4 KI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
1 q7 J( z* Q9 M8 A0 y6 ^( pI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
( i" c+ R& R/ X6 r, f" L1 B) ?I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
3 ?( l9 ]% s2 r6 t  A+ d6 N- }8 U1 |Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
8 r) r6 u3 u& }7 w% v( WWith tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
) \& Q# k$ m# F- W# KWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      
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4 _9 |; B6 W9 jAlways keep your condoms in your car.

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