Risk and Moral

秋染红叶

This is not a new one but in English this time.

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My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get      married.
There was only one little thing bothering me...
  t/ h7 K# M' jIt was her beautiful younger sister.
7 A7 ]6 z% Y3 B* KMy prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would regularly bend down when she was near me, and I always got more than a nice view.
% c  [* K6 r. ]. l, oIt had to be deliberate, because she never did it when she was near anyone else.
0 x0 a* D7 E2 a4 f, {" \One day her 'little' sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations.
  Y0 x* ?7 {( N) b2 N: N. sShe was alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she had feelings and desires for me    that she couldn't overcome.
+ n! a, O6 V+ q2 a  ^5 nShe told me that she wanted me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister.
Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
' J- a& q0 e3 F. i5 WI was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
' }, |5 ?8 a, E; c7 ]3 `3 B: i! bI stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline straight to the front door.
I opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
/ Z) l8 K2 i( m" i8 \! i) {" ]Lo and behold, my entire future family was standing outside, all clapping!
With tears in his eyes, my future father-in-law hugged me and said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our little test.
' L+ F7 d  [( D, u$ YWe couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.And the moral of this story is:
      

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Always keep your condoms in your car.

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