God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
5 I  W6 n' t1 y3 K+ t2 |4 blooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ ?$ G0 a7 S2 b+ q/ fin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
2 q% D  v; O, p+ L2 {- ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
" e' J: w1 A8 ~3 e2 sprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
) f; y' H' a8 i/ f( F2 ?silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
* ~" v: w& z$ m# c4 J+ a# esat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
/ m9 o" S% C% @; Gat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
  S9 T" I9 d7 ^! y* wwith you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

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right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
2 _* q4 e% x3 Y* m) COne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
0 ^6 N$ c/ v  ^, x1 Tare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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