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1 ~: n* _3 y: U# Zlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
% U+ p5 L/ n) l5 L# Z+ V9 Eare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 8 R1 x' G: x$ r/ X M
+ u( ~8 U2 H% VThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here) T& J9 R9 C4 h) j9 y3 z, a3 b
I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 9 V8 A9 y0 y5 D- Z$ w
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier( B5 a5 M4 }4 X; I# E& f7 p
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 R% B5 w( r% S$ K7 c8 tcold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The; d3 l' ]% W. ~$ C9 T, j, c
professor was out cold.# t' @9 b) Q5 ^& n7 l. y
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
" ~) R$ d) J; W8 D" vsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and" g# ~6 ?: h( a N7 p
sat there looking on in silence.
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7 A3 \: Y) _. C: x* g' sThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
2 d; R" R" t1 |at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
7 P& {' m1 I+ i0 hwith you? Why did you do that?'
) {$ h5 r* W4 @8 W. [4 I/ xThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting 8 M7 n0 N; n6 f1 u9 h, m
% m0 h! l/ |+ x7 KCanadian soldiers who are protecting your" E L' ]9 a9 ^0 B) \' r6 \! }/ X
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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