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$ R& J9 R7 _1 h6 D7 i3 p0 Olooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
( m# t3 f! T8 L+ G$ Z: }. h. Qare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here, ^# I3 ]% _ j* d
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
2 _# R$ M( P! j& @+ q3 HIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier+ r* B7 O& G" U
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and) _' J! Y0 a7 ^% m; d9 A$ O, U; v
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
0 }5 J) t( l3 bprofessor was out cold.2 x$ |1 Z% G. }+ K6 a( C/ \
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
% b0 P2 L' [ wsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
) h7 m7 H$ Y3 J1 P: _& A4 p8 osat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked0 t. U2 k+ Q4 {/ k
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
- i. ^+ ^4 E5 q4 d- r9 J$ Kwith you? Why did you do that?'4 L! M! C% z' f& b3 P6 D
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
/ R0 w3 ?; f* d/ ]3 gright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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