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6 _6 l( q# m7 p5 j% e. N$ P ^looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
# t+ D. J2 _; T. s) l$ Aare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' - X& c' I8 ?4 `; o8 W( G
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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" I+ p* U: \- ]4 `2 ]7 i) KTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here0 z/ M5 N7 V8 ^& P J1 U+ \6 \, Z
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
4 q( |- c. \6 p% D h, ?It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier/ `8 M: k- o6 Z+ O
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* y* A6 a S1 A* O, Scold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
3 p# a# n* P: n/ ~, p+ y2 ^4 iprofessor was out cold., A2 B) T8 G4 M/ w
& k1 l( A3 d1 q u+ \; D5 KThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 H" ` n; l* N( Rsilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and2 F7 y1 p' B7 E: N9 B. s
sat there looking on in silence.
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- v! M( H5 J7 E$ d- Y2 J2 @The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
6 k( r" h3 [3 S4 U! L& d" Sat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
1 V/ ?! G! z1 h% D# h; e) l# {. qwith you? Why did you do that?'7 ?8 C9 [$ Y4 P% H ~) O; b. B
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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% Z4 D5 |! L% A! JCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
8 o9 r& I i- m! Qright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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