God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
0 R1 u- i- b, O- K3 mlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* f; m$ }9 z1 W0 |8 dare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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9 R3 R; y4 ~/ ^The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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( }- l' n5 K' S/ q( H( a5 m+ I- jTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
6 W& ?* Y% `9 N9 NIt got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
+ t+ g+ `/ n: M) s3 W$ _/ vin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
/ n% I' e9 @4 p: I" Msat there looking on in silence.
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. v4 d& ?% E" Y0 v+ ?. S* `The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
  i( }2 ?& `) f1 R$ kat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
) p' E! u/ d0 m! s4 WThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting

* W% D/ v0 I$ u( s0 jCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
  p# a4 H& U% t) k$ fright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
: R% v+ N( Z* _/ H* B0 rOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

1 N! E  H4 G% ~( }) z下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
' c( S1 f( F% u7 @, lso true...

yayoyeyu

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