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发表于 2008-12-5 12:53 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 n" u" O9 Y3 m) y) E
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 M' Q6 j5 b/ C! k
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 r: e' e" p* k, n3 o0 @0 m" X
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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6 q/ w2 m! e* b: @Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
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cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ ?8 c5 l4 D9 W) c  L3 l( `6 R6 J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
2 j. Q, F7 [% R& ^- h$ [: ?" Lsat there looking on in silence.
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' l& I: ~2 \' zThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 e' F, [: a' f% Q9 ]
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 n. v. R6 p- Y3 c6 kwith you? Why did you do that?'
' W; ~0 \( X% d$ T2 QThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:11 | 显示全部楼层
原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
4 ~$ r- n! Q+ C, _+ C$ t" m& aOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
7 i& J& Z* e1 `) Slooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you5 s4 o4 {5 M& i/ A' \1 t
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...
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下次让酷暑这样试着问问god,看结果会如何?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:16 | 显示全部楼层
what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?
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发表于 2008-12-5 13:27 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
The lesson is: be careful when you pray.
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发表于 2008-12-5 14:42 | 显示全部楼层

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hahaha......
$ d) c& W3 h9 C) iso true...
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发表于 2008-12-14 14:41 | 显示全部楼层

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