God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
' q: n* z, R  K& D# U; Plooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
4 ?9 U$ _. j( Rare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

$ ^( ~9 ?- G7 O  K: {; x& RThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
I am, God. I'm still waiting.'
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
5 A* D% k6 f* @( p  ocold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
professor was out cold.

The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
8 z  A2 M5 H1 j0 V8 Ksilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
sat there looking on in silence.

. Z( l8 b: M" g+ l6 M# ]7 m) C2 ZThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
) h3 Q5 N; A$ Q% pwith you? Why did you do that?'
1 Q9 O- z* y4 k) O' o7 hThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
7 W: ~4 k) _7 W$ k( h0 ~$ lOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

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# k( _1 I5 \, f- d9 Z' u5 j+ C下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

yayoyeyu

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