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looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
$ @ L7 h i$ Y) `7 b: ]* d& C. U% gare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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/ T: x U+ ^1 G# q. y( V1 cTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
% S3 c8 ~/ b- L, U" \I am, God. I'm still waiting.' 0 k3 [! u) W r7 E4 o! G
It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 _" S E. y. p! S L4 ein the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
! ~! j* V- W" ~$ I9 D; R0 icold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
6 M0 g+ ^5 }; G3 K1 jprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,: w& }% e' a) S/ p8 }$ b U) A7 y
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and- Z2 |. V" s; E8 t! ?. n z3 s
sat there looking on in silence.
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+ F! ]& H" t$ T6 aThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked; B% Z* H7 n* m1 k J! I
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
. r7 A/ d, s' p0 F' ewith you? Why did you do that?'6 i; J1 E0 B9 ?" v7 N
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting ; z5 E, [4 ?8 k. `4 g3 v
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your7 x6 y/ X+ R3 I) _
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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