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 One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and2 n" u" O9 Y3 m) y) E
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you2 M' Q6 j5 b/ C! k
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.' 2 r: e' e" p* k, n3 o0 @0 m" X
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The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.
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6 q/ w2 m! e* b: @Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
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It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
# I3 c+ r2 e5 H( `8 X8 A xin the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and0 A- \5 A8 q7 k" N6 j$ \; Y
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,$ ?8 c5 l4 D9 W) c L3 l( `6 R6 J
silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
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' l& I: ~2 \' zThe professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked3 e' F, [: a' f% Q9 ]
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
2 n. v. R6 p- Y3 c6 kwith you? Why did you do that?'
' W; ~0 \( X% d$ T2 QThe Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
' R" s% M- L+ Kright to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.' |
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