God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
* e5 |% Z2 m/ l  x- B. l: bare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

The lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

4 G4 I" t1 U8 P" uTen minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
9 F/ B* P& Z. v; l! O) u) `4 iI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
9 F- b" L1 h. [) f% |8 ]It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
0 _+ e* o( u- I1 win the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
cold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
9 C' H! v: n. @& ?0 \! mprofessor was out cold.
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The Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
7 @2 |2 \9 x. ~5 M6 {: s( asilently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
( b* h4 }: x  l6 D5 a; W0 Xsat there looking on in silence.

The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
at the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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Canadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
) [# j* e0 C: a  J" ?looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
. w2 T" v& B) L4 l) T) Fare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

: p* a5 N3 \+ K% [5 d- n4 ~下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
so true...

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