God is busy

秋染红叶

One day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
3 d. b9 ]: ?/ t. F9 p$ C% Jlooked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
& m9 ~9 z5 z  Z* oare real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 minutes.'

. A' ^) @7 z) A* o0 R+ ^& GThe lecture room fell silent. You cou ld hear a pin drop.

) r. q/ x8 }* Y" `: [1 }" \Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed, 'Here
6 _. ^/ k6 w* W# qI am, God. I'm still waiting.'
, ]7 \) k. l9 l% W1 y7 ^It got down to the last couple of minutes when a Canadian Soldier
in the class got out of his chair, went up to the professor, and
* ]2 M) U0 c3 e- z/ x6 ucold-cocked him, knocking him off the platform. The
: a, A8 u; Y! b; gprofessor was out cold.
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! F1 H; J# N: f! k2 A  o; }2 VThe Soldier went back to his seat and sat there,
9 o1 u9 q$ F& M" ~1 [0 `silently. The other students were shocked and stunned and
. l& Q0 u$ T) l) _sat there looking on in silence.
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The professor eventually came to, noticeably shaken; looked
0 d2 q3 u* H6 _+ yat the Soldier and asked, 'What the heck is the matter
with you? Why did you do that?'
The Soldier calmly replied, 'God was too busy today protecting
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- u7 n  [3 V% B4 a/ \  q! DCanadian soldiers who are protecting your
right to say stupid stuff and act like an idiot. So, He sent me.'

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原帖由 秋染红叶 于 2008-12-5 12:53 发表
# W' {* B6 k( uOne day the professor shocked the class when he came in and
looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, 'God, if you
are real, then I want you to knock me off this platform. I'll give you exactly 15 mi ...

# h/ {( x0 ]0 y  R* |4 D- e下次让酷暑这样试着问问god，看结果会如何？

prouddolphin

what if he asked god to kill him? would God send the soldier as well?

亦非台

The lesson is: be careful when you pray.

mp4bj6ivian

hahaha......
! a; `8 }9 f" C0 [so true...

yayoyeyu

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