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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& Y' n6 `9 b5 U& t0 I9 e+ xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* |, r1 h8 @. J0 i0 }. N! F7 a
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- F( C" [, J+ E- w+ j
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2 s# {( q9 t: Q& g3 E3 a# K" a+ q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.. w2 u5 k0 J, M e( I. n
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 j9 ?( M% w5 c# U
4 b% l1 l; c8 B0 ~4 [4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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& n( C% w( K) I5 G# f7 F- W6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., y0 y' A3 j' r Y! i- S4 J
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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* ^+ ?" f; K% \; f, q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( o7 t: P! z, T" R" l* e, |
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And; last, but not least!)
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