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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& Y' n6 `9 b5 U& t0 I9 e+ xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* |, r1 h8 @. J0 i0 }. N! F7 a
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- F( C" [, J+ E- w+ j

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2 s# {( q9 t: Q& g3 E3 a# K" a+ q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.. w2 u5 k0 J, M  e( I. n
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 j9 ?( M% w5 c# U

4 b% l1 l; c8 B0 ~4 [4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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& n( C% w( K) I5 G# f7 F- W6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., y0 y' A3 j' r  Y! i- S4 J
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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# _/ r) U# g- m) W5 `9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 h* u2 Z( C' Y& I$ K

* ^+ ?" f; K% \; f, q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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" v" r& ?& x, m$ Y# f2 {13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( o7 t: P! z, T" R" l* e, |
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., w# ?+ ?2 I, m" ]/ L

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