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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:0 E: `/ ~! l( O7 _6 l# V3 p
& ^! s( V7 s2 j: C1 L; [1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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0 B4 J# P9 N# h2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( G4 ^( `( N b) G$ S4 J
7 I& u. x- h' Z$ C, h! I3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. f4 b3 L$ G' d2 @
' B6 B" z3 \& @3 {8 e5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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8 T/ t+ w$ d2 ~" P. d6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 f! ?2 o) n3 G4 {
1 N. E1 N1 n2 {7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. p% m! G2 y* O& s9 `6 s0 m+ ~
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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3 T6 a+ s3 H& L$ s10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; I! W* K) X3 m5 V8 V9 {
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 @% Z, {. y4 ?" G' j
! R3 C5 w0 e3 l1 T3 g' I/ \13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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