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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% h! [: R+ A8 R: ?$ Z
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.3 I- X1 g0 \2 }/ w' n
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2 Q* Q1 x3 w+ ]+ W* E2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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% G- k9 O0 X3 @/ A( H3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.- P. ~1 M8 c$ x
/ ]8 ]# Y! ]/ C. r. n2 ]$ o4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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/ ~8 V, S) I& R9 d( N4 d/ b5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 X5 e, f0 e/ U( t
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9 I* w/ W( |: I2 T+ {6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 b; t* u( W# }; h
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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5 M" O' f7 y! X. T8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
$ Q5 G! V$ u( x- ?4 D+ g5 U'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.7 _ s7 P) O% V, ?1 r1 ^- \
1 K( U$ P/ s$ I& Y. N, u$ @+ c* E10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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( u4 k! P ^; `% M2 f2 L12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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: {9 ~! B3 ~- e1 b( c9 v: f* h13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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, l! W' Z" `, m2 |14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
: }) i+ f1 @. l15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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