things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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# U% R$ H& l2 n! k  WThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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9 v% K" L; f1 }) @7 J4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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& S( `6 \/ ^! ~$ U  T5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

/ l9 ]5 g0 a! Q7 b2 C  H1 \8 y& E7 H9 C8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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; g- z: T" M6 N1 f9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

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) n# l. P! P7 C( j12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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- K* p' S' h7 Z! s& [14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

2 Y3 A  s- Y' B9 h' UAnd; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~



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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

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