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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol- K: P5 h" y/ r* c5 C
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 W$ _; }5 B9 A! ^

3 k2 o& r3 a9 O1 G4 ~9 z1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 r7 N- ~% `) N2 f+ P9 E
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.- N% M: [" x4 _; \2 N. N

2 {( Z5 o6 l  A& i1 {; _; w5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ ^5 A8 n' B( x

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area  Y$ e% m" i, m; L) A

7 v  \9 ^' M- ^; a3 G7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
) w4 B- Q3 Y# r& Z5 v/ Y0 T'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'. ^% U9 t. w( Y( `

$ F' u2 {2 E. H4 I/ P, i9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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; O% G9 s8 h% F0 N- F+ M* t" ?10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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: M: y3 \' @8 q7 q( B11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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$ f% W1 p# k" N3 f! K' _13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!& P: z& y+ ?1 f- B+ L3 a3 _

) V9 \9 G; s' b- L0 N14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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