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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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% o+ M3 Q+ Q$ H: C( r" cThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.4 u* o M# z: E( O/ F5 B
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( |3 O6 a' G6 g. @7 @5 p) q, h' `2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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5 x+ H _1 v* [- j" G3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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9 C8 S9 b4 y' C8 U* _4 m- W4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.' i3 d) ^ r$ x
x! |+ h3 G- v' v8 {; K/ c5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 n- m5 w5 O9 F; N$ r9 j% F& F
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! h+ Z3 a5 C4 Z6 Q- Q; G6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area/ V7 n# Q- ], ~, ?
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.1 O# @/ t9 x1 C/ @2 B( C" a
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask# H, z! B, ?; v, _
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ n2 D* D0 b, T5 L1 H
2 L* l- J9 P8 S0 m% l2 t7 V10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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. D; m3 k" s" `2 L& \5 w( ^4 ]11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 C- L; j5 u' d% j5 ~2 o3 ]
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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