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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol+ @2 O* N# ]( U2 s' y# ?0 x
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& `% j$ M# Q# j0 \+ IThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 h6 ^1 z4 G3 r% Q/ L$ ^1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.8 T8 ~0 A: q6 y d
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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2 c8 @* g! h" r$ I0 m* g5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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: ], A" y$ l' W. p8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" c6 ] s0 b; U1 j( X' I1 Z8 |
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'( \7 j+ ^. j1 v% L, a+ K; L0 F
0 Q. n j( e2 q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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" h$ x3 D6 w5 w11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 ^ y) H, b' g" N" `
2 K- T9 I# s5 \( } L" x) Q0 |13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!3 Z0 {0 a7 Y& C% T s. G, C y
& c9 r3 @! ?. p6 W14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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! Q) Y+ Z7 F. FAnd; last, but not least!)
1 X9 c) t0 Q! w0 [9 G4 r! }% @/ `15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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