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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol0 \0 N0 l- ~1 S. K
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& l0 i/ E! M2 SThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 [7 L1 X) |: a
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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: k0 `2 l3 H$ u6 ~% y' i# G" Z4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 ~4 p- D$ E1 |: m) C
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) O) i5 @1 [2 R" n6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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- q4 S, P/ p6 A; p5 r8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
6 v4 R8 {/ h4 N4 Z6 F! s. B'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'9 `# A, @: I$ [6 E% @% |7 k8 Q: V
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.$ I' H4 g: N C1 M( T( e
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 I3 b8 I% A A: V0 d' n9 {
: |1 |" W; e _( `13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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`8 O/ E) O! K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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