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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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' T5 {; e* I- F( ?: N) @Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 V5 T% F2 G5 k) ~$ ?6 P
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.! o2 \: [( A$ G7 q
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1 g% o0 q- j6 Z" J- j, I, B. q$ A2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: ~# p& C# z! Y. H4 r
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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' ^, D/ _( ] K; w5 _4 [4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. O% L& l9 D* \ D( i
8 a; T- L9 A: G5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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. X* \8 g6 F' \, B+ [* w6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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" I' t! F; w/ v! g H: m p8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.5 r+ I2 ^9 k) |5 Q
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ K" h, Q! a& L: p' O! W( S' y
2 f8 T" u- S X' D ?7 b. R12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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/ P/ f( N/ S" d13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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. ]) J+ k- L7 x: M1 c2 K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
* O4 W$ O0 a6 }( G5 ?15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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