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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 {" V }5 \1 B; {1 Z& ^1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2 k( O. j/ r. _, v+ W- g2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 v9 x- Q8 ^ P# u
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., v7 _( m/ |4 _& U$ L4 d
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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, v, K, Y" L( s7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8 h, T" q$ o- t: ^, ~" G8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" _: t/ [" i ]) Q
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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% _3 d+ M3 r5 ?% P9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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8 i" i ]2 |: S/ }/ |10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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( D7 v: a0 |+ {11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 d/ n' S+ A' w, T7 W1 H- m
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 ?5 [' P. j/ Y5 x" v% Q
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!' p. v" z9 \$ s: P
; q4 Q) a+ g: V6 W8 j/ V' x14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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