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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol6 E+ l& f6 z5 J" I
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f! a5 f% k1 r# B2 i6 s/ m! E: iThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 y6 S; q4 s! Z# k+ t9 Q3 I
+ y% Z; j) c, k2 ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ v7 |: d/ M0 e, i/ @, t0 N
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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& S( j4 q- }! B" s0 n9 y+ z5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area8 K! T& u5 `4 G, Q
( N+ j6 n1 f5 d1 X' c _" W7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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8 x6 {* k3 ]8 e7 f5 V10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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5 q/ s+ q" R, `4 d11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme." f+ N6 a* J0 {- g7 i ? q
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." X- _. o, I( S% Q0 P; ?0 S% J
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!. \( T7 P$ F& Y; `; o) H2 U
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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