things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol

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9 m5 x0 A5 X: i9 n3 R8 ZThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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8 C& W9 k; B: Y( Y& C6 s4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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' p0 v5 q2 |3 Q0 X# y7 `5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

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) J1 x6 o0 _+ [+ s6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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& [: ?7 ~% }+ C( F+ [$ U. t10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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6 z$ a8 @  ~/ `% |: o11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

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& Z5 S: p# r# r+ h: Q14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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& X' z' B9 V- r" n* \$ m, DAnd; last, but not least!)
0 v) J) a. R- L0 j5 l" [9 z2 j- q15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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