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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 y- E4 X5 r' G9 H$ h
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 x1 \% p9 n1 f1 K! _, M
o4 ^ M8 C6 T7 W9 ^1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.9 F1 ?* p e1 x: I) h
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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3 ], L+ |2 C' B4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens./ I; a8 u* W& b1 ]
6 X! @# x, a$ R/ |5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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! _* j: G; n3 D- b. S7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8 e5 q) N: }9 ]: j4 j- d% x8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
' g, }# c( u' }5 F. e/ n- y/ Q4 q'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) ?# v0 E8 n( X/ {4 \$ Q
3 v! Z+ O/ C0 N d; @& Y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 B8 O* |* g6 y. q) i& }
2 b4 q; D/ T, K+ O9 n3 N+ X5 B6 L11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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8 y, Z5 `' h% G! O# J12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# o3 B/ s* p I; A- V0 P3 C
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!5 o! K# K! ?+ O; ?
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!2 m* Q. `- F# z$ [' L1 `9 y
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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