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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 T( r- `; U& n7 T, P. [
2 m5 t2 F; \6 I, ]7 n1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 Y5 N; j% S$ h( o4 m
: c8 f9 V' U9 p3 d2 Z3 ]5 V1 `4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: Y x) f9 ]! x4 U- m# D( o. c: U, p
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- r, Z1 V1 l& b( D n. ~7 _6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area T. q3 V( v/ s2 J" ~+ z
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& l* v8 `/ Q" q
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 u v. m9 h: e) d5 d$ \; w
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'3 h2 F" Z' N: v, v" g& r/ ]
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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1 O8 i7 m2 W6 X9 j* N2 `10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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! X7 f' l/ \1 J) [0 a11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." y: A1 u* X' ~ G. s
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B7 ]1 f& n: m" j14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& S; L/ G) k/ C3 P3 v3 f
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And; last, but not least!)
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