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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 e3 I+ ?" G! M& l
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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! p" G2 J" C/ L0 T1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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- K9 n9 g4 h' s0 L9 H* o2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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" N4 {4 w7 L6 t0 i3 q M8 C4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.4 K' V3 p% ?! [) P4 i9 r
I5 ~) A9 g, D$ z9 u& W5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.. A- c: i( \$ b% |2 w0 L$ z3 B" H/ M
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.1 n0 j1 h- w# V; G+ ]9 S
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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! g! t9 y4 J2 g. t" |- B. Q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. T _! ~+ A* T. p, j0 j+ M1 R2 N: A: t
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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