things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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3 ?2 u- f( C/ S# e: K& u2 B) xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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% Q' v3 v4 q1 R" G1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

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) [- v2 ?; U/ s8 \4 a2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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5 e9 ?- ?( C! q3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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' R0 T9 `) K! y% b8 R4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

1 P) I) D4 _& S# }0 `5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

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: Q: N, e( k5 c( ~& G3 y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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9 v4 H* G' ~7 c2 v- }3 C8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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% |$ P" X" i. E: s# q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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* B/ c. g6 O7 JAnd; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~
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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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