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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol; R6 N) Q! W, [2 g3 w' {) T
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:" E l) P! l7 G" A4 M7 Z
7 G& A0 Q) T4 E$ I- s0 N1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.: Z4 \. S5 F. t- Z2 j/ r: i. G
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms./ i" h' F# Q4 ~6 {: f
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.4 z8 B- h2 Y' ]7 d+ w
- ^) Q* t: y! S# O+ p' K5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% m8 e! H2 v9 ~5 v6 ^+ {( C
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! A/ F( _7 v2 T2 s6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 B# x e- T! `7 m: u2 s( i* W- ~
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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- [7 Q* z" j3 V- f3 _2 M8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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/ Q7 y/ X- v$ j: e$ c" @10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.7 s# k' V8 l: E- _0 ?! l- j
& G% Y% I7 W/ t! G11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# W. U4 ?( j/ j: u& Z. n8 z: S1 S
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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7 M: U3 |' K [' @% M. s14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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