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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" k- V3 |; {$ ?" R6 E- NThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:6 i5 i5 ~' d" a8 I* K. z: n
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking. y4 q% ^$ A6 z. b
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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( X2 V3 d6 E9 a H# Z2 O. n( S3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 L z9 b) r* ^' ?/ X
2 v' C ~! Y7 k4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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- s4 U' R6 v2 E% n0 ?5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ v' }6 U+ w; m! L
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. c2 @5 y% c8 S l7 W' ]% G4 n: c) Y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area) ?* ~% f+ L+ W6 ^/ n$ p
2 m2 w8 R! i4 T5 Z) U* R3 y, C. M7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ H5 x) g8 V7 X- }, g, g
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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) m: m% D* T9 u5 i* @9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 G' q2 v# g% Z% X+ o
. L0 J0 K) D" Q! e10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 O2 q( s# {: U- w7 E6 t& f3 h
. X' d) Q1 ?' G0 [11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 n( J: v6 g7 R" T4 X; F2 O
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!/ q0 y$ Q' }4 b7 Z) y8 [/ Z
# |8 l: }, K; u14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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