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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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* L, k: _' M2 F0 H. Q3 A8 b; c6 h: k' xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.& j& R2 g" F& n5 |' T2 A: z

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3 P! F4 M6 j# v8 J+ u+ q! C2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens." p1 C: U3 c1 K3 Y7 ?3 |- T
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' T: Z% i+ q2 K; e

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area9 ]1 l3 y2 e; ?  X4 q: ]; I/ E
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask% ]5 R; |" w0 {- I
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'5 T9 t5 M! e9 b, H9 u
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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8 ~! c( k- L( A! t. q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. y, u* U( N7 O- _- k8 J; \* Z

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) ~5 Q9 Q; m  b6 D* U$ q) y12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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