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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol# }) N$ Q9 ^: j1 R# C( m
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 C# d6 @2 s% Q# I5 u* b
% D7 Q- y6 t( Z m1 A9 z1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.* s6 C5 g& w' o: m: @3 d# ?4 K
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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; ^+ k* o. P0 T) x* K9 w$ G5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 e+ V/ K! c4 x( ]# b- J' L1 G
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( A% X/ a' g* J+ O6 |$ r7 t9 _6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.$ }3 h9 ~6 z# s9 z
4 B4 r) u( S& S4 h5 q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask! x6 U. N5 U: y8 W q
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'; f" j* ~2 ^6 |; ]7 R; q, h' y' i
8 D4 a( d) z; M8 E$ |9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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- }6 Q$ L2 M3 [) E10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.% b3 {! C$ U" @8 i7 p1 D; V& a9 o
+ X, W& @& y, C- \! O/ ]2 \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.# G7 ^/ O1 B5 D8 A- P7 }; f7 P
8 }1 J) F+ u, {* J# G12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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- \: l# W/ K+ \) U13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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" p# ^# _# C" t+ [+ y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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