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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 l0 p/ R* @  w

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& M0 z. u2 ]3 p$ yThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.9 ^7 S' t6 h" d, U# H# p6 R; Y

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4 `" I$ Q/ X& t* J9 {4 y7 y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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6 {$ O, a9 X, |- J! `3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.: |: f+ f* w1 L8 e

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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& e7 s/ ?2 E$ E; z$ l/ l# E+ R

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area  W- O) Y4 ~6 u( n- k& w$ p

' h! H& E0 v' Q/ u. S1 K1 E7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 z/ Z1 l- ?! K: g+ }

. ^9 W% i4 B0 ^1 ~) q' d+ O8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, p/ n: @( k" V5 b0 A* f  A$ X- a
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'# Q2 z, B; ^% f9 Z  Q5 z" J9 \

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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. q! e3 F; g8 Y/ ^- F: u

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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 K( @& D( k6 b

) Z% U6 X5 R2 p. q: g% }13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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* i* a% B& v/ y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~5 I4 k( t/ j; b5 n7 p% |' M

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., ^) S2 l3 y& u( u& q, Y

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