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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol5 y, {$ s* i' _3 f, I9 H
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; K# U X4 Z3 j! K. J4 m$ DThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:! {0 }2 V! ]5 ^# ]* C: p# D
% Z+ k) M8 ~0 H1 `" c- U O. L8 D A; v1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. O: I$ U" p& V" l! g
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. p$ s5 @5 D1 W9 N1 X
4 h; J z( y; W K8 G4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. ^, b v; V, ?
8 t M+ l& ~' o- J3 |" [5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 H/ ^+ w; T" a1 Q \; B4 n
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% T7 Q. \) v0 I6 }% I. O* B( n6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 w d6 j/ t9 U; L. V9 t
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; V; x8 F4 U. h7 T# D U
* W# @2 W# b% J- w' f3 Z+ Z8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask# x2 F6 o' ]; L/ I1 a2 {
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.4 N2 V3 B0 p6 ?6 z
7 m- H! k: E5 ^1 U; L1 i5 d10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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- B7 [, L: W/ f# ?6 L' g. m13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
2 r1 z. S2 k: t9 S15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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