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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( u: q" H2 U+ J) b
# y: L$ P4 c$ Y: S! W4 R3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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9 d" F; r7 K f4 n4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 s9 }5 V1 ]- k7 x2 t( |
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 s. w' B% M1 f8 f( Y
: n4 C& s$ L) g: I8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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" }3 a) t' g0 i, p( i5 c: C- k( [6 Y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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( r: Q8 a) I: w" M. w& M( Z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 r3 _, R# A: i- o: ^% x
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 I3 k' d. T- s- p' N5 ^
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!9 e6 S- H! b% _9 u1 h9 A( ]9 y& q
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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