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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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p: V9 J" `" R' e3 O0 F2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4 T# ^4 J3 T O- S3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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7 N/ M! c+ L+ Q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 t, c; }! p) N% W4 L: _. ~
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O, }! G: _ t& S6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area+ S7 a! ~/ t; X4 J& a# n" c
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ r4 O) Z! \, C1 G* H% X6 p7 L! N
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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9 v- {1 y$ N1 K) R4 @12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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* g6 z. @. d/ ]* k C13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!; e+ r ^$ `5 u( O6 C( ^* n
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!% Y' p7 ~9 J8 v: [
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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