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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol1 T7 V( ], S# a: T/ }" m: U
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0 I1 F" `4 v$ h7 {. I: |8 x' f1 HThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 @# G. c) S' |( P- C
4 o+ R& m. R. ?0 e1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.8 C9 ~3 e0 m' h. E4 _
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1 [, }8 x% R+ h$ E+ I2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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+ ~. N' z4 A/ z6 M6 h6 |5 Z3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens. G/ N% M7 @; E3 d# n
+ i! J2 n. v Z" K6 S5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area N* L5 i! q* u% l6 Y
2 I* q6 C! _4 f+ `7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., {( N/ F0 E: T. V% k% ^
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
# ~7 ^" G6 s1 I; ^'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'/ G; D7 k6 a P) w( y
' }+ N' r! t; Y5 {. i9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! h0 y" L( _" d) O8 Y
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. G: T+ h" \& {- d
2 J" V- w7 b1 q0 O+ m11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.5 I1 m6 I5 b# U. e
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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c- V7 x- {* i; k1 j! x14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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