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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 ^/ M) H5 J, e
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: t/ r8 G1 _. Z7 n
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 j, c9 ^7 c0 z1 |
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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2 X h+ j# p: R- J9 c8 G2 m3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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( |) e1 ?3 Z9 B% h4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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@- V8 M+ R( m3 c: r: N5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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* P+ w6 W4 q8 ]( w6 g5 v6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! `! v9 A1 t; H; d4 Z+ L- o" _/ m- T
* w/ o! q/ A% l7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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0 |$ f5 i( {+ X3 y, K8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
" G$ b5 n3 T" b, x: O q q1 j'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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& f. \4 {7 e+ m0 e! t4 N10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ I- I0 w6 I6 F& T F6 B2 P R
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)6 }/ @4 n) ~( p: ?& m
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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