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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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( Z! b5 k% ^, v3 Z5 yThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* r; T* {. ?5 Q0 l, k* z
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& a* v" q# m( }) n* _0 z
& ~0 {4 D. a+ y# ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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% J# D- E8 O6 N3 e, g9 [4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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) r! F1 {: L% O5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area% u0 O7 @; q, Z# Q. l& r6 L
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.! j6 y5 {4 ~+ h% ]
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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" G; }! ~/ S& J9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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. P1 ^3 S3 {' L6 q1 V0 H) @11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.6 |% f/ N# p8 x, X
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# U2 W$ x& l& a* S- l' K! {+ k, w
# D" C; V( g( B2 R& ^! M+ x% k5 x13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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