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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol2 @/ Y* M T) J
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) d( B+ E W" B+ _/ w6 G
+ r# \8 a, H- P! m9 I1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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% p3 V! }0 i- _4 G( b! g4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.1 v9 t, P+ m" e T
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.% B ?" c; G0 b p% v6 V
. }# a: B$ M' m* R& x+ M8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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|3 V! i9 c- o e5 m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: k' W' f; \, w' m* X6 X
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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/ x% d4 T, A4 s11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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4 m+ a3 Z; ~7 B, s+ R& D$ o% C12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels., L' c. |6 }% B; |
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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