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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 B/ k7 N* J) y* ?. Z. i! Z8 O
, B/ o4 |7 c- I: e+ E" H, e1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ l5 c! z" S2 ~3 C1 g
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( ]$ l( T: @, ~& n3 g: M* J
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 U1 n0 l9 \$ z/ K, }- w
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( k, m9 C$ r) w/ ^
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ I: x8 Q6 u" n$ l$ a& m* S0 M
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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. {- w( }5 z" s" L+ s$ S8 L8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 a+ U% S7 ?$ r/ }% ?5 ~: R% h
& c$ b0 \6 F0 A0 ?10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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; V9 U W4 u1 \& a6 U11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 k* _9 W! D0 c, Z4 |
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. s ]0 ]: f [# E
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! v8 H) ^ P5 `4 r. s1 J$ t, }
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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