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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol/ D' ~/ u8 s# f* k5 f+ Z
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/ Y/ K% i+ ?% ~Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.+ X- I3 u7 W4 ~$ B( d
+ L: v% E7 @) t; R& [3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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3 J) x# @3 K+ w+ m- _4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 G; `- ?8 {1 T$ s# J% X- W
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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8 e5 e% v! U' P6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area+ H1 T6 ?8 v! z1 u( i
" I7 X, [- H4 w+ t6 G7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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- t. j9 B$ c6 k$ z. r9 U8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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( c2 [ h* l1 t12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# ]; |7 ?! m2 e# y i2 M
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 s. U9 Q9 Q0 M5 a t8 ?6 @" ?- D+ \
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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