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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) [ X* P- W7 r5 }, T% I! ~
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9 ]7 J: x! p) ^Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2 d- s1 X3 w: |: T& |& C6 _# Z2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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* x8 D, z! m% s* ^' @ q4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* w: G: J+ i) u: |
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 Z0 ]/ V) g. h
. ]/ I" r, n$ A: {* V7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.3 k! P: ^1 ?' d1 }) x8 Y
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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* ^" x3 s; ?& W& V( b X+ W9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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- _' s z4 Q- J R: N5 y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.( l8 `1 u: S. U8 j5 }: X: ?
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 t) U+ y8 G! }7 G6 J
% F; d( b/ L A+ Q1 k" \12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!8 Z) B3 x& d5 t( Z# t# y9 C
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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