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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: c+ x5 i& Z# G0 d
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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5 `/ X0 o" {( N; t- g. z1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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! B; n @) a" h8 `. Q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.' u" p6 A# ?0 k3 r( a8 x; I I
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 c8 @; X+ J4 I; d
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: x3 N3 D' h8 E( h! p7 |
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 V& q- `: E0 O% [* o, p5 t
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 [; G, k% q6 v4 A( q5 ~# i9 L9 O
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., H0 Z |# l/ A" @
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: j2 J3 e; \ w/ u4 v9 @
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?') j* C# S- }* M9 k% o; G
, T' X" v3 {4 X% g2 A9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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, @- B$ t0 r5 M* l; f" B& F10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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8 G/ }4 i/ ^8 L+ F% S9 a11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ f9 i: ~5 F5 W3 J
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.7 f0 o. y- t3 O! M9 `8 P8 v
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!* U& i7 p1 w) ]. {4 x. I \
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 @/ W$ l3 |) B' k
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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