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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol& ~! u: L0 P. O
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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8 B" N! ^ q# A, N& X7 S1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." a3 c/ D% m2 }$ c3 L& n4 d
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.# b/ Z* f. I% y1 A2 }2 @8 E
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.- |$ G& i$ ?+ x
# a& X* q8 z7 b: _4 c2 W4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area3 o, }! `5 t+ f* S. S4 D$ ?1 ~, s1 I
- q3 V; a% [' [* N! c2 z% b! V8 ]) V7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.$ ?9 J5 A4 m2 I, K, p
6 M0 n) r% D! w8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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# c$ c% Y; ~; k+ o* F9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.# T7 t" H3 b! y( _
7 z7 V2 f4 s% a11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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. e/ W! p( A$ V4 X# b' @& m3 n12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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0 F) k% C/ }- T( i/ [; D13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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n7 u E! k# D9 i, Y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!) S0 k1 ]2 {2 J0 |. [* Z) ^
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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