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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol- [! v2 E+ I- }5 Q& c& z
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6 n) X' l3 j6 P/ [! v4 aThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) @3 s4 H( E: ?8 B7 O

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6 ^6 {& U6 P& H( q1 a0 A% g2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 ^6 P7 O1 I7 b) W/ k6 B# |

  o3 n/ L9 M, `1 y, F6 A% o0 \3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." r1 N1 u) B1 T( t+ x4 b- Z

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2 v' u/ H5 l0 d; `4 v5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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: e8 D. C) C: w$ z$ K6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 k$ ?7 K2 h7 q) }& o

8 [+ g$ d% x: L7 R  r3 b7 h& e; k7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# e" X' ?) d" ?$ Q! y
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask( c+ ?9 O9 P9 @( Y9 X) X) C
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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$ [" C* H) C! |% w( J9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.$ I$ ]% c/ Z4 p2 ^2 m
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) ]' V: @; u8 m  g/ p5 N+ K, o
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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; l3 N( J0 Z$ Q: n$ {13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
( d0 }( E$ p  }* s2 e/ X" b# }15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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