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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 `' a) l$ Z6 @
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7 r. p" E2 w- r3 Q) F* [1 l. G( m( xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) T$ c# D9 @. }
% g ^0 F+ E# B) u; v1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." `" @( f0 g" ^+ M- G( y
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: W S5 H) i4 p; H- T% r+ @
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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+ J; d8 f: ~: R1 C& b" U2 }, a4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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" _1 f& ?# T1 E. l6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 u! r7 H) t% h' L1 k; H8 T9 A
2 j4 m7 D- }; B! Y1 o9 o7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.* q1 J0 \# o/ ~
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask; O' q q k5 V E# q1 S
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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2 \2 h( T* e! e8 }4 Q* f( o. Y9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' g- b- L9 Z" F1 r/ Q9 G5 T
& B' e4 J. h- w! g3 M2 m10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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% @+ l$ g0 ?; i% W, w5 m11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ v; r. ]% H$ h; I- e) N
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!) K Y( k" m! w- J; R2 a
" Y% o( i: k L' E$ k! R" o14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!9 v2 M% j6 T# n+ G6 x: [$ `
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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