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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol- [! v2 E+ I- }5 Q& c& z
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6 n) X' l3 j6 P/ [! v4 aThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) @3 s4 H( E: ?8 B7 O
: E6 f t' ], \ \6 }: q6 w. O# D1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 U$ |' X% Q& n1 @3 H% R; R
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6 ^6 {& U6 P& H( q1 a0 A% g2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.0 ^6 P7 O1 I7 b) W/ k6 B# |
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2 v' u/ H5 l0 d; `4 v5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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: e8 D. C) C: w$ z$ K6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 k$ ?7 K2 h7 q) }& o
8 [+ g$ d% x: L7 R r3 b7 h& e; k7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# e" X' ?) d" ?$ Q! y
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask( c+ ?9 O9 P9 @( Y9 X) X) C
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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$ [" C* H) C! |% w( J9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.$ I$ ]% c/ Z4 p2 ^2 m
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) ]' V: @; u8 m g/ p5 N+ K, o
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
( d0 }( E$ p }* s2 e/ X" b# }15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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