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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# k3 ]- f2 v& p, S- S
9 O% n! B( {8 T, `8 {# U( F1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 R. g0 L8 O+ u# c$ g' ]
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- j( C `. e! p j9 x- B8 m% D2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: K$ g1 z3 A9 B7 p5 ?
: W% ?0 O% A$ c3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 {# R( ^- {$ ?- H
: ]3 Y. f- g2 S# J3 O {+ G4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5 j, q2 R& D! l+ G5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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* Z9 V% S4 m' b9 u+ b8 s% v7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. x1 ]& U' H& f/ X
Z M4 y% T5 `+ w8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
% Z6 Q' X/ g& T$ Q+ b'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8 u: ?% [# c+ _& z- g2 f' {0 J. @
2 o2 k9 p/ S1 t; ^" W9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* O+ s/ `' c, H
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! j; @3 g0 q1 U7 E6 v
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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- d6 |# O! M- i5 P' W) M+ s" w12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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" Y2 @; f, R$ {: b/ {/ y13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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( k( B7 X/ h" W14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!: O! Y* z1 m+ q& E0 x& h
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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