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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol7 R) Y4 Y& S& J7 F2 Z

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  N& ]; x( n% |2 A( wThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:& C) X) b' B( q% [0 ^
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.5 s/ `' F5 q* C" C6 I+ ]- k
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; M7 ~6 D$ |: p- J9 m
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. v* z0 H1 @+ b, f! |; ~2 D
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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. M0 y5 e  P7 x, q1 f7 J5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' \  d2 k+ R. D& R. ^3 }- T
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area0 ]7 \" h% F' Q) c  J8 q
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: T  y6 Q4 }6 V

8 z5 H+ c/ {3 C8 H( k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask* W: `+ V) h) H
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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4 D1 f" R& `# S: n9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ f7 J/ e5 S* |5 i6 z" U; P, Q

* O0 @' `7 {. I) g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( Z: w& B) U) `1 N. G4 D

$ C7 V2 X( b! X. Q/ ]" ^; Q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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8 a3 H- Q) X( _" Z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!5 z" g/ O! w5 s1 D$ E

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' _0 ?; v+ N0 B1 W2 e) j4 }: m$ p15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 f0 I% D1 D- a5 s% c0 V- |6 m

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