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* U+ G* q1 T7 U) w- k; bThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ i, V% W, z% _! J( J9 j8 l
; S# ]- x' x6 i* m. j1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.) D7 P- ?1 x1 B2 h0 g. n& g
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.9 `" T+ D' U' b2 _
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# c0 y7 F4 S9 v) w" M
1 r3 a/ O; I9 u- k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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& d: p* z2 g/ e+ D' F9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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' M8 o1 A0 j" j( t/ A V10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.9 a. Z: R+ L1 n# i# n
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 h1 j: c6 {( i; U. m4 J9 i1 F12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; B9 Y# h& P6 ^) z( m3 }
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!5 U5 L+ U1 I5 h7 p' E
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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