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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 C% ^0 _) k& T0 y
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.& C) ]' r* ~. q" P
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ Z( v! S3 _$ w) k% x
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& i' y- V f1 O1 n ~1 k
& a6 ^* s3 Q5 j7 @* `5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.. |; x: d2 q8 A; h
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area1 ^2 T% s- M% H# ~# K8 m: ` @( I
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask( u: h! X7 ^7 L; @; x
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9 e# U5 w/ ^5 I- g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) T/ h4 b9 d, F; @/ f; y. U1 {. A
/ j+ j* q" C6 w9 V10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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. \5 e, T. |/ ]11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels./ ?/ u- j2 |! O) {4 r- A
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!! |+ D& a! f, h* B: @# L4 Z
% f" @+ y$ k- b4 I9 a14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" e# L$ ^1 n+ g! ^
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
