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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: w2 I( z/ E" K1 T
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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' z7 S: p( Z+ }1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- c9 j( Z! Q u2 N' v# o
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: j4 q1 n) C" W2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." \2 e7 X; W7 A8 {
8 ~ u4 v& F+ ~" D- s3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.# s( I6 A( \! o* W T
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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+ z# ]8 }; B0 P3 ^6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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- Z& A2 b1 K9 K/ X5 l7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.- a+ `1 _3 D" d2 O _
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: A0 ~/ V# `9 Z8 s1 Z5 z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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( [! s' u3 O; d9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.6 h* ~+ }+ K& F' E
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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& F! C0 q8 u; ]$ p14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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