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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol7 X+ V* M6 X, O- \* Q$ Z
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! g4 J# N* Y0 U/ ^Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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% s/ f2 O% z# e% f+ ?0 t1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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$ a/ o2 [. Z' A( t% S+ U2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! e( P& S# @) ?' w! }
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.' t( f& D C& W. d
7 W- U- X# y3 |; c3 Q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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3 N* t5 ^9 M8 @- z+ m3 a3 h6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. R" x5 I9 [0 m1 F7 z3 \) D& K, M
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ d" c0 r) p) Y* [. u! t6 ]
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& v5 D9 o! C: E; _ L! c3 v$ `
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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/ [5 K0 G! |! F* _" D, Z: c. `6 \! e13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!' N! k B; Q$ i% }* t* _ l
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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