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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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9 E- L5 e$ O- C, H9 YThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# _ L( m( G ?3 m9 o6 A
& r+ z1 ] _- s0 I1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 Q$ Y( n4 z% \. ?" Z
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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1 C, s9 ^( I% O2 Y9 O; l5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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) o. s: E% _2 j; z# @# {; }6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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! h# Y$ V$ d8 C9 O7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.! V" p7 i6 M) }0 k3 W
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
: a8 `3 r! ~8 j'Why can't you people just leave me alone?': M o$ {3 s, @5 C9 q" `0 U) n2 n
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* D& }, d/ z- _5 h
6 G; a0 `/ w7 C6 x$ N+ }/ |10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.' N/ @* N1 s$ d' M, ^5 ?, l5 z& b" p
, c5 g) O, L3 U B11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 i' P8 O8 V4 I; e: z) t# F, i
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!, S3 p: B( w3 V. N
" o% ~/ P; R' k% T/ B14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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