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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:7 z7 Q1 `! R8 Z/ c
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away." D+ U# f' ~7 {
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area* s7 b" [' m/ h
5 e- v( N; ]6 y0 Z3 i7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.0 ~7 o( ?$ F6 Z% K
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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: `$ e- ^1 M3 w/ [10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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& w7 `4 \: \$ k2 [. \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) E) D) X5 V! V
1 U. I. f, j: L# A: m1 z3 j12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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. Y# m+ {6 r4 j' {1 i13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!& `" C6 M: l% c2 ]
$ v/ _: ?& R6 e5 T6 T$ O14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!$ Z2 t$ H; S& n
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