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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol7 R) Y4 Y& S& J7 F2 Z
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N& ]; x( n% |2 A( wThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:& C) X) b' B( q% [0 ^
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.5 s/ `' F5 q* C" C6 I+ ]- k
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; M7 ~6 D$ |: p- J9 m
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. v* z0 H1 @+ b, f! |; ~2 D
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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. M0 y5 e P7 x, q1 f7 J5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' \ d2 k+ R. D& R. ^3 }- T
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area0 ]7 \" h% F' Q) c J8 q
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: T y6 Q4 }6 V
8 z5 H+ c/ {3 C8 H( k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask* W: `+ V) h) H
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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4 D1 f" R& `# S: n9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.+ f7 J/ e5 S* |5 i6 z" U; P, Q
* O0 @' `7 {. I) g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( Z: w& B) U) `1 N. G4 D
$ C7 V2 X( b! X. Q/ ]" ^; Q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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8 a3 H- Q) X( _" Z13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!5 z" g/ O! w5 s1 D$ E
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' _0 ?; v+ N0 B1 W2 e) j4 }: m$ p15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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