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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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; _( g, r6 {3 g' @7 H$ w9 i: CThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 p4 r; S2 s7 e9 N) a
1 g" b( G3 S5 J& F/ _5 {6 e9 Z3 }1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.- U& E9 h* w6 a0 o
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; S0 p7 F% v, b2 C$ L! Q4 d
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.1 @" n8 p! ?, U3 ]3 @" W
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: T+ M# W- U. Q5 f- M$ W8 T
1 r% C( Q! R0 k8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" \9 T8 M3 A _% k8 M- r4 q* D
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'7 @, v8 D. V* c5 F0 C
N6 o0 x) n! ~6 u/ U* { n9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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1 g1 p# q0 K- O% ]" k9 Z3 l10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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