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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& S) l9 _, P/ ?. w% z+ kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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) t1 J7 b$ f, b+ q# a2 Y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- b4 u; }9 |2 P6 ? y8 C
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T8 v" M( B6 b3 `, F: M2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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) Z0 m9 C( R! K( C; x5 A3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.) X3 J; ~/ c3 F" t* h9 @
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.8 d+ V: Y# l9 \$ H: s8 I; L% s
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.. A4 z. Z& J2 F/ e4 V; W: Z
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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, u6 T0 u" J9 Y10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! Y/ K0 k+ U2 a- p
~) |* \9 b! m' d9 ? N a2 `2 \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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