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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol+ t3 t3 U4 j$ u4 V* O5 u
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) s' ^9 J& C8 @1 }# G
$ p+ }0 D, X# n [# Y: w1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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7 C' x2 S( W. s$ X3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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6 J G! _# X8 Z/ w q( S& {1 J$ b4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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) `2 {+ T6 v# L/ o$ v5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# A' P; q0 P1 j. ^
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" W/ e9 {2 Z+ c5 L C- I8 Q6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. h/ v* G/ @7 r7 G; `7 y0 A
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 M: h/ M" s% A& w4 b: X- ]. @8 d
- J3 @; T% E& j; G$ ^8 z0 K8 H( {/ |/ l8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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4 Z6 N# F9 f' Q- }9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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( |* E* `/ i; f/ Y0 p) A10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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% A& D* `3 ^/ u( `' ~- o12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. N, t0 U! q+ [* ] R' h& W
: V( s% Z9 M% r( x9 R13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 K5 C& Z' k. A' I* r
' C i2 |5 _$ a5 h4 `14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& p( V" O! {. |6 N# @8 |' f7 x
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And; last, but not least!)* G" J& t0 `) ?. X) L" _
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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