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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) B' N* F. \. u/ v) U7 j
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:8 J8 ^9 Q- e% c& u8 E
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3 j6 O% f& n, [+ d L J- g2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& F9 a+ i) I1 ]! a) c1 I# w
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., C8 G) v. V$ Y
& e3 V: w; a0 U0 P$ e4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ a3 n' H# {% R3 l1 b4 n
& C O4 H% `( p8 }5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5 I0 q1 H# ], w, k: h z
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8 W. l$ c: w& T* E, e1 b) W6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area$ c% D' F. _& ~$ P2 r' N: ^+ Q' `
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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7 c0 q# }+ G6 O- N# {3 A8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: N: h, @; l! w; u
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8 l; m6 y1 v C. ^( d* F" d1 B; V4 E
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.% c3 g: u3 c3 E: j
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.! _" w. i( W% i6 Y! u }+ u' R
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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$ @, q, _+ U3 o9 j- g13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!0 _& D* t, c% z8 {
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And; last, but not least!)
! F! y! `7 T# j5 J) t5 h15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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