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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 z0 c7 J' V# Y& p1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.5 u/ y( D! i* @
: i" b+ Y# d% e* l) i6 m# K3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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, V+ V( l( v2 Y4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* R1 G( Q5 u. J$ A
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 P9 x- F3 T+ b2 ~ }# w6 E
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.; I4 U; u+ _9 V+ m$ a2 j8 ?
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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7 B& K7 s! W/ P/ \9 c11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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3 X3 _# @2 W5 N1 B3 E12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.- E, Y) Q2 G+ ~
: y' x# P6 Z' q5 v13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 m7 d$ w/ l2 A
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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