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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 u  t1 T# S# r

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ d, J. ^1 s$ h3 ^! z+ G

4 [2 a8 T7 j2 E/ r1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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# ~0 E9 N) g1 s! r7 c2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.% L- R7 |$ k8 Z8 r6 O( i
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 {: n4 s' ^# ~* U
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 I- R+ H) Q: A$ t' \, v
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.2 L1 s5 O+ E3 T3 G  b7 t8 ~

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% _# }* A$ S# X' Z6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area) @3 V$ o4 v7 W0 u3 C
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask( P" L. B0 x  j! U5 c! x+ R
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 S" C  v: \* Z3 q& v6 t- N

$ z, I) k2 y" \) p10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& p  p% _7 l  l* y
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.  H3 E% D, T1 c
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.! Z4 P( T, f& |9 z, B& M; u

4 C9 Z: F' B% F3 \13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!$ B5 g8 s" b2 A" |

5 i3 m) |3 W" ^4 R# t3 t8 A14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& T9 P: r" D0 B4 Q2 a: d

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., Z! }4 g# }4 N  n9 {

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