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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol b1 k% l9 y2 F Y& S
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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7 A" E+ W( S) m" L9 O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( P( P' z" Y7 B
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7 u+ ]# X2 A& ~* Z4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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# ] Y! K6 H8 o" \5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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' a0 o2 T" m8 D* [# C% R; ]; Q6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 c q6 M: Q( |9 Z
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 ?) r; k/ G1 y, [1 o1 I
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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6 ?2 {/ O K+ l0 p! z12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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