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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 B, y+ W4 A+ ]; u/ @+ w, B
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4 ]$ E) v `9 ]4 LThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 ?( r7 m- R4 T4 L7 I
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 U. D) v5 Q! u5 r# @3 S) i4 g# W
$ p0 k- ^; Q. q) R' k9 ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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- p: u+ G) h; v4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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9 O) }9 u4 _1 j) ^, s5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.. ^4 l2 v+ v e, k9 I: s
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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4 U/ E+ {& B1 G& H7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department./ j- \8 `% }( u& s0 m. B
D% S) n, [2 c* ~) @8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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X0 D/ l! N& C9 ~" \9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.5 Q1 u$ U L2 p& C% y5 E3 e
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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* P t; K% D, R8 R B- Q5 G12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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( h& U P q( e3 H5 b4 `14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!% l1 I4 M8 k b# \ W# R! m
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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