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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 g* l4 s8 g' H/ t. t

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:1 n+ a* _! g0 N/ R+ S3 X/ f
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& d! D1 s4 X' v

6 p) m; ~+ J4 J/ g9 b3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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0 p! @! E( W' P' z4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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% F/ ~0 l8 m: G  P5 d5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( k9 \3 J6 W9 d; U3 d+ X' G
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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$ a# r0 y4 y% ]0 I8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 U  }2 B3 Y5 p9 \4 Q

9 R, {, [1 n6 ?. G5 Q: a, g; Q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." M. `: j& X$ V% m4 v! d

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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