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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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+ s5 O8 R9 b. N! cThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:6 g" z) O/ F8 V* n3 u" A: u
( Q: \7 U2 m3 b7 S1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 i" ]- V' |; r
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7 K* m7 M% `6 T7 ^6 f" u2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals., ^! u6 \+ q) A9 V, ^8 P1 b
3 h# |1 I; m7 a0 k# u$ q5 C3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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* S9 T' H: c0 X: S4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& [1 ?5 G5 L7 n6 D1 o* w* n
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8 F! K; ?: O- Z7 \( p; j# _6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area* O) \% U' v4 p
/ `$ U- U* K+ @( m. x! u7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 @. Z W0 d' A$ t2 u& u/ L5 x, H
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
2 g" R# F# m5 {2 u# u, d2 q! x: |'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'- @* O4 d% k7 ~0 H4 X1 G) i+ A
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.1 U9 W$ A/ i6 }8 `
4 Y9 `2 }* s+ f0 d" \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme." Q! E- r4 h* y2 r
) A1 U8 L- V4 _# M12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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' ?5 ?( D4 }+ y5 j) L+ }5 U13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# R) J$ \. X$ _+ R( z# ?+ d
. d( X9 N, d( f* d H5 l14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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( [6 A4 ^7 z4 x; Q1 W15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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