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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ @/ |0 F1 B$ E% ?+ F- y' X1 v
0 S; W1 k% N0 c' @2 ?1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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7 X) ~+ r) G0 Y. k! v3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.( q& Z2 T m; J' }/ r" ~* ?
* e' _, v, i' F# e; `4 t% B% _% r( g4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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, o3 ]/ j6 ?$ q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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* L/ L3 z1 m0 M. k" e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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& E$ [. H; e$ p: G/ a7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.3 M: w5 k6 J) b0 _' ~8 e# D; ]
6 }$ {1 n: A/ G# b1 [1 |/ a* a8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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5 u. ^6 I+ b4 T ` ]9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 T6 G0 i2 ]% D" f, V4 ]4 ` ?: Y
; m! _9 B% H6 ~10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& J+ [8 N" z8 f
M4 S& \' ^) u% \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ R1 D F0 `) Q5 A- r! p
! O9 _+ V- k+ ~7 }7 U/ R2 u12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.' \; b% l' p* g
$ Z# r9 @8 [* ~6 }* q13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!4 g8 W( X. N. i, {; p9 \- J
7 w+ Y( x* L0 ?) Z3 t1 c& n14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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