things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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8 S  c1 G' y: K% yThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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4 `* |1 T: K: \, z1 ?2 B' \+ [1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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! N  C" O4 }+ a# o5 l2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

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4 N, s3 Y8 I$ ^! l/ y1 ]7 u. R4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area

  b8 R, J3 d. H3 Q! |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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; h' |. o7 a- g! Y: \9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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6 @6 q% R6 _: C" n7 h* v7 h10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.

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& l/ c# P% Q5 b+ TAnd; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~
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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.