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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol v# b) E- C, g6 i: z
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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g2 Z/ ]2 Y) q2 L1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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6 Z+ a/ {- \, R, ^# |2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) i% _ i8 C2 x
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& ]) ?: y# j3 S8 \7 m
9 G D; O6 ]; g1 [0 e: I/ l& q6 o5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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( F! E1 X+ m* R/ o; ^+ z/ R4 X6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.' J* m6 k; [% Z$ d/ r( {0 [
; S7 o6 ^4 r* X$ d4 k: w) _4 W8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ p7 x U6 g1 j7 {
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., C! x! E( O& P) ]- ?. d8 M
+ i- s2 a+ K" B" r/ c10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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* e2 q; |# A. }11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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