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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ o& ?2 r7 A7 x7 ]7 l
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.$ u& \9 G3 u' h( i1 I1 x- R% L
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) ^4 t- o" b% Z, a; K
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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3 \. A8 t( _- m) K! _8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ B5 I+ p1 T. a2 b- C# G# ~
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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- v1 v- _3 N; D9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.; i! h, i8 Y6 i3 m- N# x6 V! x) o
9 s7 \! Q3 B0 K; d: i3 g10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 p* J' D( _! Q: u A) }- g
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ o$ v6 a( s2 J, x7 w b$ a# ?
# k" N+ D* W E) ]9 X1 H, k12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels., X1 l- d$ X+ k7 C! ]% ^% K
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!6 I* s% g8 J+ v( S( i
- W2 r5 |9 ^ l2 A( D- f+ K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( I$ u+ `# ]6 s8 n* E. d- K6 _; x6 g9 h
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And; last, but not least!)
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