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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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: a% ?) V% X' ~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.( V$ N$ H+ P& m
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/ u. S5 E v" @+ g' I2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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& y0 Z6 g; R3 t+ }. f/ @3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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/ G. v9 a- F: W4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5 X2 Z: T, B% x8 o- m! f4 F) G
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1 l, J6 q7 q2 v5 ~- a0 p K9 l& Y6 X6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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" L9 E3 b( ? N3 m7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.* o- _1 |9 u# A4 @
( `5 a- O7 F7 g% F8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
m' q2 m0 Y1 \! G) y0 [* }) Z( Y'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.# f/ W, \' d$ k8 g# I+ b
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# s& O8 t3 V' s* w/ T% A* [12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels./ ^$ d. j1 ]% _- H. |' S' A& @
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!" n9 S9 S- ^7 F# g+ t* o5 I
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
( d! x- y; ]# i, i15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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