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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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# k% d) l0 C. G3 ~0 fThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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8 t; ~. |' \6 N3 \1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals., y$ m- |3 s8 S- d# |9 F( t
8 X6 o8 d5 g( \) u2 B9 |3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away., ^( w# d9 [1 j, P% V( E; S, ~
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$ M7 R( _( B" T$ D6 X& c6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area# z2 b( H9 T/ h0 B3 A! Q
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 g( [9 D M& I
9 {) b" ]" y2 m+ ]6 ?3 ?3 }8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) J. s* {" n) D! P- l
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 d! K8 t: r* [, E+ P9 c
4 r) O* A# Z# j% D9 ^11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 s9 o3 c) S) H5 w
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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/ G: H9 y _6 K) i7 H; a4 E$ sAnd; last, but not least!)
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