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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol7 C4 I* _) G$ @5 N! H2 ?

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 G; W6 F& h$ h1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 \; @6 _# p. `# O7 ]

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.) \9 U2 m* x4 t: o
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 Z2 j2 A' [; N- Z) A  b6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area' l  _+ G  ]/ z- a' U0 L

6 k' E4 g3 S! p3 [8 {7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; ~6 I( j: _/ x+ \+ H; D
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. h" W. E6 H8 o. k9 }+ x
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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  ^2 R6 g( b; v: _9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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# N  k+ J7 k3 |10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!0 _, X) R+ d! T& c; t6 P7 k
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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