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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol& F8 s1 r. T1 x
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% J7 M+ v4 t7 T) iThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.3 G; p6 s2 |2 [' d6 Z
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: e4 q. ~4 x& Q+ k& N: z
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 A3 |- P- n% P) J( `6 T- Q
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+ U2 d: g( m4 Q" ~5 e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area9 [$ F$ h7 a1 ?3 q
2 U9 N6 m* l6 |5 F: `6 D$ v7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.- m$ j: u9 b2 w/ B# N
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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( R& Y" ?$ L( J4 K1 n( k* q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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0 ?# d4 O- f: T* n+ Y13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 _' [/ H7 |9 Q; h" K
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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( |( r) e* \1 G2 ~* ~2 I: k5 i8 zAnd; last, but not least!)/ Q+ w* y( b1 }0 ~" \$ J. w+ P! ^# o
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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