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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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5 w; R% b# A$ P! e. U. IThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) U, J& h2 f. ^) W' L- W, U

. h% s2 |! m2 B1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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& N% Q& O* P& Q& ]: z$ r2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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5 ~& K9 F9 P" K) \& P/ v0 t7 I4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 P  v( J2 ?! i8 f# w- z

' c2 o* J) k7 ~* T5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' @- w2 t1 B8 X8 X

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- |% e, a5 Y- }6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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  t/ t3 h. n* t0 A7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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$ J: l' Z, }# J% R0 p5 S8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
. {1 p" Q+ w# B# k'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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- z; i* z' y+ [9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., q& _' _6 @/ W# W$ ?
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.6 q, d2 V8 Q+ o, s, h! ?
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.  a/ d& k: d( z5 ^
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( S2 j2 U: U+ p" W

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' V' J. Z. d0 B0 y/ V& Y9 H
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