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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" L" s# W9 E7 L: rThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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+ _: U) n3 g9 Q/ A: q) n2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.: L' { U' Q2 m/ O% w8 x7 f
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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+ Z! o5 o$ v1 ~+ Q4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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* @4 m* G! d x s4 \7 a3 O5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 [. D* J7 P' V3 T W
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& \! y- q! E% N3 L i1 e4 v6 p6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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& z) \* V8 i$ s2 ]/ |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.1 o% O( |# u0 I9 S- @) ?
& S* y% I5 L9 N$ j5 C8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" E* e n3 X3 g/ | m( ^
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'+ R7 n* M' W& x
/ E/ _2 j! K' R# w) J9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. m5 Z) c. f. r: T: ~" q$ M, Y: @
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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" O) b! c$ P+ e) m f0 u! l12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% e* f3 n2 u- H: b, V2 B' }
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 Y/ s, V2 t4 R
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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