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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals., ^9 Z6 X0 l" @8 h5 e5 D
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5 r9 E+ }, y0 P! P8 m$ h! p, [
, {7 o- I% U; _" C. M5 J- O' o, x* h5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.2 O* r, m: T: H
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9 l1 a( D! E& C* b$ _6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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7 z) n, Z& L k L2 i$ ~( h11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ Y) ]5 ]4 m% g$ Q
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.' `* g7 B t3 F, S5 `
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!* |9 }) c8 S/ I$ p4 o" N- J
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, G1 p& U# |) D7 `
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