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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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0 N E' h. S2 u0 mThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 d6 g2 Y6 K1 w6 Y/ _0 W
% M' [- W! X" I& p0 v1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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/ M- N/ Q$ A5 S2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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& l% z6 X7 L1 @; g. O8 T: y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.3 A: x& Q0 T5 H. W7 Z
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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2 k, s5 c, j9 C4 k" e F z7 A) o, }13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!) W9 f! h0 R) w8 I
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& |% w9 j/ T9 m; v
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