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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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! }" {$ r3 ?; jThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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8 i. }3 S6 D8 ^, n5 a8 U1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.# P3 @, t& `4 f+ [% P
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& L3 U ^5 C& F( l6 l. y
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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R/ C- h+ n( p; a' `9 v6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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! C1 i, Y6 p, H6 s# U6 F7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask {0 L+ a" B6 Q2 r8 ^' R, p3 B
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'& n3 k4 Q. B: t/ T7 Y1 }
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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. O. h/ l% P. ~: e5 Z1 t+ X ?4 a+ n10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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! B" l4 P4 N4 E& i |7 d11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.$ W }' a9 _# U% v- Q, p
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!5 k6 l" a$ ]5 y5 \ j
+ J9 ]7 w ~/ K* M1 c$ H14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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