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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol7 U* d$ ]& @- z% t/ _' L9 [1 j. z
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:6 U; w3 _% G" ?* [+ l: }# W
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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' C& D0 P. j3 \0 G) M# h, R( C3 V! u2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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6 Z* f: T" M$ R9 q; f8 H9 @' p3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' J+ w- o4 t; }. |* K/ W- y
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., M; |7 y6 x" N" H1 W& m
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' U e$ \/ Y$ m( P1 q5 p
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.8 v* Z/ H% Z# v6 @- A
4 v3 M+ B. z, g1 z; Z+ S8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' q8 {* ~# g# J8 F
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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8 _' }/ e' M/ u0 y( x11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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