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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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4 M" N3 w+ a3 T! v2 d& q1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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0 y( G+ w- B% }" Y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( d2 n* {8 \% M6 A1 G
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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& M% V# W7 d5 i3 Y1 v5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: {5 f4 Y& o$ p2 Q5 X5 n
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: t# \; D1 o0 p$ ]& N- Q6 \$ Y6 K8 E
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 B" Q! D& I; h! d5 v2 L Z
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.; ^' u; a' v) w: @
8 I! ?( P6 T# t, v11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ v& f# ], G. }
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. H' {! O7 r, G1 c, Q# Z9 U
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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