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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol( o! J' a$ v% M  U# d8 b
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# w* P& ?: |" z4 e# c) v

' d  l* c0 y! @! a1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 F5 p% k: x4 Z; ]8 ~8 z; Z
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 J" t8 f) ?$ d* L

! V' q3 L! ~5 D+ n, h4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5 p4 Z7 _! t1 `6 ^* Y

6 w3 l; a/ G  t: t! d5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 H* s9 B  j) k& K# [( O% B1 U; z
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- e0 e3 X! |0 P" x* C6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area9 ^0 B# I" D9 {# R7 O& E

8 H# s& @0 S, L+ q# i7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 m0 r" ?- ]; p
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 }( A* q3 E) @5 w; D
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# O  q( M! {' d( S: R  w9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.9 `4 x8 l/ t, T" |3 D5 B" b" [

! l; o( b: j! S" c; ~10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.* i* y) B6 z8 t, Y0 L) a
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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9 a' l& _& J  `$ k, `+ g! l13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!) v4 C. i$ J5 Z- n2 {& X
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
大型搬家
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 `) d$ r8 z% d' }: K/ [' d

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