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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! j) ^8 X( j! H* ~4 ~
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 ~0 f2 g6 P/ g, i7 q
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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8 g, g! b4 h( Z0 x3 o& ]1 j3 o% O2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.% [9 ?7 z" P! G: d
2 V* x2 s' Z% V, K4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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$ K5 \ x2 o- o5 K6 R6 ]- }5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ I6 E5 `- Z2 J- h; z# K' D5 t
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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4 E6 s$ o4 i% D4 d% P2 G: g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 V. X E; |' `6 W4 [
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.# A8 G( }- p8 R" R, u0 X7 N
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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" [- a3 R4 J! n# i1 V5 C9 |12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!0 {: D! H9 b6 m, J- l( X% i
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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