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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol; y0 k; ~- U8 q7 ?- E- q) p: n n
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, o; { H+ W8 e3 gThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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' a4 \+ }7 |* m% ]0 t: \, I& b1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.1 W& R4 |9 E9 h, {( o9 R0 U1 X# W" J
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 }2 S9 ?) D! r3 l5 G0 x! C
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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: ^; f! }- ?- t# N _5 _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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+ r2 E$ X( O( O( r9 r7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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! e2 }+ i* |: X+ D5 E7 M) g- f! O8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
' `# E! q0 s" A'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.; h x, K! H! H4 i* \
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." g$ V4 \2 k8 K, _( X3 D( u
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!. ]+ J/ h3 ]1 g7 l7 }2 d' r" @
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, W% c2 p: s& }1 ^4 |
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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