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& M0 z. u2 ]3 p$ yThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.9 ^7 S' t6 h" d, U# H# p6 R; Y
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4 `" I$ Q/ X& t* J9 {4 y7 y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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6 {$ O, a9 X, |- J! `3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.: |: f+ f* w1 L8 e
1 u% o! A, M- t4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.' I m9 M S$ P' d! t
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& e7 s/ ?2 E$ E; z$ l/ l# E+ R
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area W- O) Y4 ~6 u( n- k& w$ p
' h! H& E0 v' Q/ u. S1 K1 E7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 z/ Z1 l- ?! K: g+ }
. ^9 W% i4 B0 ^1 ~) q' d+ O8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, p/ n: @( k" V5 b0 A* f A$ X- a
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'# Q2 z, B; ^% f9 Z Q5 z" J9 \
1 q' k# _$ S* o) p; b n; ~9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.4 E! y% Z. A% n
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. q! e3 F; g8 Y/ ^- F: u
% w2 n& r' x8 P+ K11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 K( @& D( k6 b
) Z% U6 X5 R2 p. q: g% }13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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* i* a% B& v/ y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
$ T p+ w/ L* E* c5 I% B7 K$ Q15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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