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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 J% [* p" d' i4 k. R
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:8 Q* H" F7 r+ H3 N, G' i9 c z
+ T! a1 j" Q: o' a. F; G1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." ]3 a3 U. u3 U% f
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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* |/ }3 |5 C1 }8 s: w$ t C3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.5 X' a( r; g1 z. e0 T& A# @
7 o5 I7 G* v7 ]4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 @! v" p. g* ~
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 k- V- Y+ A4 W' G2 x3 c
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
9 n& q% I' }, @% k/ k' S+ j'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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- l4 G! ?, x8 T) D8 N1 k9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.7 L2 A! O O; e* t' R7 J
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.* K. g0 T- \ k! d
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.9 G6 E6 K) |7 l8 a. E8 ]
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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6 W+ _: d0 H; o14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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