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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol( t& }+ F' P1 q) m$ ]: H

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:8 e! w  ~( b& _3 C
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- ~- [/ R' h0 C; [/ ^) ~

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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5 l3 y3 x7 I# V# T" y# E4 s: T( c3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4 o# s9 y2 X% P1 T0 J, E  `4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.! D7 j) T  _( E3 E5 f+ Y8 A! [
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 r  C9 `& o" F" E
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area& ]. ]! p0 R& ]5 x. f

/ X! `4 ~5 b  P+ v7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.. L. n4 \4 x6 U* J
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask) d/ ]/ }% A# `: ^3 q, w  ^
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+ v) \: E) @5 V- r9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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; H) Z) _6 ?9 S' }; I11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; [3 ~4 u7 n; N  E. F

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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!3 A) L0 q+ S! F  k( R8 z2 l+ E
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! q: X/ ?/ Y  s
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