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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! G! y; Y- h) k$ H* v
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j/ q/ f ^& [0 e$ rThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.0 r- f2 V5 S' x+ [* q
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: n' o2 ~$ I, Y: U" ^- x2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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& E: {9 E; C% T3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. A# c8 C" l# }! o
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.1 E! g1 w& a; f6 x, o& o, e
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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9 t1 d% t0 n; D: k: p/ p3 V0 g/ i4 B6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area8 @% ^% u9 w7 F7 i+ c5 p3 E+ r
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask1 h3 {' b$ d5 s2 J
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.; K" N, ?( c4 m7 D. w
1 m3 k! c, e; o8 r4 k10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 o- {* L! X6 ~9 A; S( u
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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8 j- O u+ |1 s& u; [1 ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!) s% E4 O$ e( e6 O. f
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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