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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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. T; w# V* z' v+ O% bThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' z3 c9 f+ ^$ ~4 K6 E8 C

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# u7 Z1 H0 @: I; h2 j% _* ~2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.% K$ ?6 Z1 `, R2 |- Y" c- ]* P

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.. U. Y  v5 I" J

( @0 r( @  c' R$ ]6 u1 D5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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4 L" Z: l! e8 p% j" B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" s2 h( A4 C0 ]( [/ V
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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! J1 I3 B2 a1 ^9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.- r( J$ C0 R. \

" K: Y& N8 a, G9 B/ r10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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% o: h4 @) V0 U5 Z% a% g0 i3 ^* g; R! C12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 o- e* A; }0 N) f" U
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( H( n' h/ ]* D& F4 U$ k
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
( L$ l, V+ h1 }4 L15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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