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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 E5 @0 z1 x9 E, L0 R
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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( k. q5 l9 n. u1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ \' k5 P* I/ Z+ X3 `

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.+ g$ h8 p( o2 L) H- H

3 ~; p4 B/ {  A3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.* |3 H4 b- L; y
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 U; `% z' \# c" a

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.& `* d2 \; [, a/ j

2 G% e$ `+ f) J7 k. ?# O& m2 G8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
! `; Q' u: {' y# H# @'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8 ?* _5 R2 q. B9 g9 M
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.6 Z: |7 O, N, i6 j, _+ v$ t. x9 _
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.! U2 ^, y2 y/ X3 C( w/ L3 u
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 W8 a! l5 j! B. e/ n/ ]: B

! X) f% u4 w: p8 c- i( w& H' ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!9 i& K) C$ |9 X* ~* }7 {; S% _
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And; last, but not least!)
5 e1 B) x4 J: o1 J5 b15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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