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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 C5 `4 j! @$ c* Y3 V: W
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+ n, W7 _( J+ e4 ?! d( RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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/ E% C9 a4 Q& [! U1 I& R1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 a4 G1 l: S2 V, O$ M1 u
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. b1 }& r* p% p9 ]! r
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 d- r5 h2 L; Q6 V
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# A3 w) G9 b _, X! f: D# h3 t6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area: ?# Z9 `" }4 D: J; u
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask- m% ?+ O4 h( R0 l" A6 |+ Y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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: c; I6 H' j' `5 b3 D' G9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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/ o+ y5 x; p* J5 b; O11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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; ?) {) |! P H; j N13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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