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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol F5 M% g7 z: a& l& o
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5 j9 m# S! i& \: l9 _Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 S4 F l! o% v6 p
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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" I9 d& a( _/ ?( u; j- ]+ h2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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) k0 b4 P& v; Z3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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3 Z* N Z& e+ O* `$ p4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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) D' x) V7 {3 e- T! M- L5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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9 w8 O+ E! N0 R- n8 U, y7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 c/ N: }& L1 B) R
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
0 v& l& w9 m5 x& F1 W'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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2 e+ w/ G+ }6 M* {: }+ ~9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.- A T p7 H( Z2 ^+ _% w4 g$ @
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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" `6 U2 I+ i; t6 B5 `" X J* }% |1 ?11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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) m/ f8 }% T, }1 O; E# W7 `12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!7 _! U# d6 b3 R1 u1 F
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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