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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 a0 S* @7 f0 u0 v, A
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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" S n) ]& C# m4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.) d. F: j' Q0 k' i9 V; y
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+ @4 E( Z6 \9 u- q" O% P" A6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area: Q0 J% |9 \$ y+ T, U
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8 F9 ?6 _" {0 W8 ?! b3 ^8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask8 D6 m( D, o" S& c6 s
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'. [+ T. L! g; M5 J, Y
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.# p8 h# c. Z6 E/ F7 E( I, U
& V+ g! F- q, E$ O7 G. O3 w10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.; I5 E+ c! |& n8 ~( b: J; }0 W5 w
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.# P5 c3 ~$ @0 A& V6 W
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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