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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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0 D5 G" o/ e7 Q" G; t" {& d9 n% NThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) _, O* {- h) J+ L
$ K; M4 d+ B# A( ^3 f1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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6 S4 f6 S# K# n1 r1 W3 }2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 z* f! i, _& ]
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.: e! j0 t/ f' Q1 Z+ b6 c
, P6 D) [* n/ J' H- v2 m4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.! S- @# j( R5 y! |' N
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ V5 b: r h: e% R# Z6 V
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0 s" {6 H" g8 z& c% R3 f6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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0 b- r+ P, G* B" J4 S5 N7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9 F9 |: _( A- D4 ~; |9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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& a l% n3 |) k8 g1 Z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.$ M( @1 f, v" x5 @& ?
- X! A6 j; t( _8 N2 f11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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# N f4 K6 n" C! Y5 G0 I13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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. G) N0 Q$ F" r$ p9 {14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
9 h% e1 [6 y& \+ Z: J; h15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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