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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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! C6 r' J' q" y: Q; A3 X6 nThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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, ^7 X/ D# U1 Y5 C; u. x1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.; p" ?! j. e: Z7 A. P& k9 M
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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- I E i" l% A0 e- C4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& ?6 b9 Q6 |0 L+ u: W; P
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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8 } R4 z; C0 z3 D' \, j. k; c7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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' f, i1 W' V% ~# {8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask# Z& \1 I g' c" V: u5 q0 T
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.% y1 D5 s) k- F5 B
+ c- \6 B7 U. X, o! f5 ~( k10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.( N! i7 K9 j2 O5 [) I/ j7 J$ f3 |
. D; l" R. w4 h) E! n11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# V. j* i( L% R. ^$ e# j+ V& ]
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And; last, but not least!)
( _( e% ^4 W5 V: l, t15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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