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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol" W! b0 k8 O6 p+ @! p. q2 O
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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! j! f: V% `' W( `2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals./ j7 G% a d) ?- A" s, A* S( M8 ]8 ]
C* @1 [. |, l. U) `3 m+ Z3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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% v) U) J2 J3 `% q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: t# y. m" G2 {: _
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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$ \% f% e4 t6 ]* T13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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4 b4 _! _8 k& d6 y4 c# r14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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