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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: U' V1 I# F7 a- \
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% ?4 c L0 j( n& I2 F9 B5 x
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) _$ W; H2 `" d4 y* \9 q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.$ L+ K; w. _9 r2 }0 ?( ^
+ q; W5 v% m8 n6 M3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 S9 K4 j: s7 }* H' ^* z
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* s. Z) W5 H! B% `) X0 I+ T' ?
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 L2 _% R) g4 A: H9 _
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., n. u, s6 E) d" M7 |
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.7 }& j* H* ~# o0 a4 u4 ]
! R4 v$ I9 z3 R8 b9 k11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 l7 [, z, s! o1 i
6 J* i/ ?$ \0 K12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.& M% [# j. y6 i+ M2 t5 Z
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!0 @) g! t( e# f3 c0 Z2 a9 ~+ F
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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