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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 B/ k7 N* J) y* ?. Z. i! Z8 O

, B/ o4 |7 c- I: e+ E" H, e1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ l5 c! z" S2 ~3 C1 g

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( ]$ l( T: @, ~& n3 g: M* J
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 U1 n0 l9 \$ z/ K, }- w
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.( k, m9 C$ r) w/ ^
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.+ I: x8 Q6 u" n$ l$ a& m* S0 M
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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. {- w( }5 z" s" L+ s$ S8 L8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.8 a+ U% S7 ?$ r/ }% ?5 ~: R% h

& c$ b0 \6 F0 A0 ?10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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; V9 U  W4 u1 \& a6 U11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 k* _9 W! D0 c, Z4 |
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. s  ]0 ]: f  [# E

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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! v8 H) ^  P5 `4 r. s1 J$ t, }
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And; last, but not least!)* n5 k5 w6 R0 F. Z5 U
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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% D9 ~/ b( l7 q. g别和我谈理想,戒了!京东商城新蛋网武汉律师斗地主问道官网
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms./ [! q  Y3 c+ z: L" m( J

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