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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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+ g: t3 B( x. x0 P9 e- [- \/ xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.' M, j! J+ J' O& h
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask6 r! x' I- I: b+ \6 L$ D, `
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& [. r5 a+ f( P/ C9 y8 O
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 M7 ~) ~) w! k( |1 c7 L
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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