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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: Y8 _+ f1 p1 }+ Z) a, O; _
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" O: o0 L+ u+ O3 C2 ^: o1 RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time: j, ?9 Q; F5 X4 y
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.+ b: f5 a# m) u o6 O! ?
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# L# g! }- t! f7 n3 \8 I4 [6 N( o* ^2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 M! b. N" Y* @" C: z1 C! ~
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 o6 L+ [+ d" X S. \! E/ q' d' o/ H
$ u) w$ s- m! T3 t9 @; b- b4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.4 h4 g& j) O8 n& ]5 p
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0 w. h/ [7 m3 d C; @6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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) b6 v4 C. S" ]2 g% M; X7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# k, z% }) j9 }% ` l
6 ~, i2 |+ b: ^5 T9 {6 p9 P8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
( ?0 M% K, c5 l'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'5 G1 c4 ^% n- ^% j$ z% Q/ @4 r
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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# D* C! S4 B! }, Y" ^& c10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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3 I" P+ i( o8 |' w$ Z0 o! u11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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4 d7 \9 a( \# }0 N: h13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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# F- r7 D! J4 R: l1 u$ |0 jAnd; last, but not least!)
( g3 j4 u9 f+ y8 m15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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