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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, j% V5 M$ [* }% m
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& U7 g* A6 h& V+ SThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' L, ~  b5 {" O" W4 m
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals./ l- R+ ~" B3 [( U( A" k' b: i
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 p5 E3 r' O8 F& T

* q# z5 C: g/ c4 h4 u9 [4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.  X& V9 N# v) K7 [& x
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 w9 d. q& Q1 G5 V/ B; J

& {0 r" B6 E* ]5 U4 p7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask  r/ ?( H# V1 c# u3 _2 Y
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* b1 r/ Y7 [0 [/ J* M$ l9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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7 M  r: O& H% {! m  i: R10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 l& s+ h* E6 I# Q" f5 c

/ d4 X' a$ X2 t& Y9 {' \2 a+ V- M11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.9 p8 C# a# t3 w& {/ s+ [/ H5 Z
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.* Q3 m( `. [% }6 C4 b# i4 K
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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