埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4534|回复: 11

things to do at walmart (hilarious)

[复制链接]
鲜花(310) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
# T/ K+ i- f8 m' ~! F' h1 O% U7 O! s3 @" I/ T

; X- }2 [! s9 F" |+ C7 b3 T2 ^! t3 h# f4 d6 n* @! h: F
Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
, e0 {. n4 \) y" {7 i: [3 @7 v
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
8 S) k! f) k& G$ }  r/ X; s4 V# _2 y! {% \- ?/ M) Y! H
3 M* S/ O% k4 F. m2 r
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
& y* M, f' [# S2 z6 [% ^. e* \% w
1 {; R( N$ i( T3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
$ i4 |1 [' M. W; G: l+ _" m) u7 \' r
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
) }5 I: \- o; Y1 L
- C7 v4 v1 S. Y. e" K! L5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 v4 Q6 R4 N8 y! [! }
+ ^9 l! v; [7 G9 k* {

0 ?3 s7 a2 C/ f, r6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
/ ?8 H1 N0 q6 N8 O. u
7 e6 V8 K& d/ m+ s! P9 i7 I) |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
/ i  `! N8 `! W
  _) t% K1 \/ n* o$ u8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
' T: i8 Y% f+ _1 R' d'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'8 g5 v( F7 U7 e, j  |

1 w; n+ F3 z4 j& t# d9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! ^- ?4 b& j3 f; d# u0 e' }9 `+ O

3 ?8 K- _% u0 ~10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.% b6 [: E, w2 u) y* C9 L
3 ~" V9 C0 E7 v% C5 ~
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.6 D5 N* q( }8 ~" c6 u& m

. A8 d7 U" J8 m5 t12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 n! `6 v+ u9 M8 E6 S

& _6 U( Y- {) A13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
- m! L. Q+ n. h, }
; D" T5 G0 h) {  {: @& P14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
5 [* M# L! R* j. ^7 r# U+ X( O
/ e& ?: k5 A3 ^7 N- w( O, ^And; last, but not least!)- Q: R8 b8 n% y6 w0 H
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
鲜花(78) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

.

路过支持一个!   呵呵~: n- [3 ?/ d* e. J8 T% N

6 U( \- e$ N6 l9 ^0 F2 U  \+ m, F: Z: o
" F/ A5 j+ \4 e1 B1 e8 A, _
) N4 l/ b( M6 [1 }' `" g! m
8 A) w: C% i# M  b& A# l* C
  H0 w6 n, t5 Y+ f% D, B
) T# K( ~& y; J" P4 N% v- |

+ ]6 p7 f( ]. M$ ]1 ^" J5 F/ z: @
* F: w: f2 z% x3 m
1 d( f) z. A' \) a
' u' Z8 H, A* O5 h+ \4 b
! H) J/ K, J3 ^( S- M
( c" L/ |8 s8 n& [: X
" F( S  L* f' j' e1 o1 b" _
$ q1 n  B. Q1 R# O3 \$ W

4 Y2 P/ |' V# r3 R
6 j4 W  M/ |5 p
1 E- K, w! i, R* K0 f
9 E! y; X% u* A. L8 @* E别和我谈理想,戒了!京东商城新蛋网武汉律师斗地主问道官网
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
1 C6 x9 h) b& r7 Z8 Z0 `6 Y5 Z5 m5 T% \# ^/ i) j, r) z
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-4-30 00:00 , Processed in 0.143425 second(s), 31 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表