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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol, j% V5 M$ [* }% m
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& U7 g* A6 h& V+ SThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' L, ~ b5 {" O" W4 m
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals./ l- R+ ~" B3 [( U( A" k' b: i
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 p5 E3 r' O8 F& T
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 w9 d. q& Q1 G5 V/ B; J
& {0 r" B6 E* ]5 U4 p7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask r/ ?( H# V1 c# u3 _2 Y
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'# ]( o7 P8 z& M/ s4 V e) @
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7 M r: O& H% {! m i: R10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 l& s+ h* E6 I# Q" f5 c
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.* Q3 m( `. [% }6 C4 b# i4 K
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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