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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol2 |: y7 t: C; B& `
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! k- D% h2 ` E+ U. l, n( v, lThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:8 ?% m3 w6 f: D' G$ O
% @/ b" v' W0 V1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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1 X& d9 G, n k+ g( I2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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5 ?! r- B4 w# a* Z( w& Y3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens." o$ Z; r H: z% I. P1 D$ n- J
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.& @+ h+ }/ b# j' {, J" Z
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area5 j, J# P; [+ L1 s) x* H
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 V J7 O# p& J4 |' G
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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& D: V |: I( d3 w% ]- U9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.# ?9 a5 j0 \9 w$ L, M4 q
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." E9 c0 V' H/ M/ B: g
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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& U# z" g6 ]3 |# Y; }' I; G14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!2 c2 G4 l/ i2 p# P. k
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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