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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) J+ U' X( C, [; I
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:3 U% `. e9 }3 t1 J. L1 Q- j

$ i: h9 F/ E: R  F1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.9 @0 ~7 i. W2 P6 R7 S6 s1 A5 {
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4 `* ]" z( d7 `: b+ y+ q( K! M& K' Y4 f4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5 z$ @/ v% D  Y; l5 G
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.. _* W; |* {, G* [2 h- P
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area8 S! c: p" A% }! G6 @7 m

* {5 X3 `5 R: \" {& n: X7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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' h) L0 P( Z/ H6 e* ?1 F1 E* F9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.& c% y+ g% B8 x' u1 x

& x' c/ A# G% Q- l7 P- i# K13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!) s0 q5 v# K( C4 x- E

$ V4 t* @6 ]! \7 _, g+ B5 s14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!  T  n- \( X; ~3 Q" M# ~

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) L  M7 Z4 e: m: o15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. V, w; s3 w4 s% S! w" L3 Z

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