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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol! T3 C, |7 |& Z3 W$ W1 u+ t
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; k; ]9 @: p* x8 M' W+ KThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ W# m7 u; F, o# K9 w6 H
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 b1 E- h( _1 o0 [# i
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ q5 |3 h; j d7 H6 P: e+ x- `
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: b, p+ Q$ t4 M5 K& R! X6 H5 b9 h
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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$ k+ G! d9 B7 A9 W' V1 ^9 v7 w7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.1 `4 x6 W$ ?, k: H
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 h0 C$ `" u; n1 l8 i" M: j3 H2 V
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! u: E7 U1 o w( T7 Q
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9 { a9 `" X" Z+ u; V ]10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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+ K: }5 Y# c# u5 j* S11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 P- m! Q2 O+ {8 h+ R3 c' v
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!+ N. p$ V7 z! ?, X: R1 A6 v: ~
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!* r$ a1 C7 H' w- g8 |
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And; last, but not least!)/ a( ?2 T. N5 K; `
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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