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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 R& d$ R7 U- k. e) k2 b9 y

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6 z; ~2 h! O  z$ n) |# cThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:- o- k6 X# o7 B- B8 a& M

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; q9 J/ j* x& H8 t& x( }2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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3 }. b6 T: q! ?) M9 ~5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# F# M2 J+ h$ k
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7 j  B/ g* z4 [6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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3 s4 ?0 J9 x4 i2 m7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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' B4 }5 S6 n  V' F3 y4 w+ f* ?8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
5 C' h' X& J1 |3 g- b: I'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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+ A3 [8 _/ U: O- b9 g8 j9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.; B: J% b* I7 S8 R
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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% `" Y  F$ s$ v11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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* i1 R0 U" z4 U4 l0 G12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.% y+ X/ \7 R5 W

2 h$ ^$ f& ]% ^13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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% o5 }- Q6 y" r3 n. D14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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3 d' }0 T& t4 YAnd; last, but not least!)
$ z, x1 c. V$ V. I15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 t- n$ U' k# x

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