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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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9 O5 F5 F1 W. |& X" y) jThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:0 k4 m( \; h/ R7 E4 l6 y, }+ A
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.4 _0 b# h! S3 O
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ z3 p$ T. ^- P- n
3 m! ~1 F9 f' G' E3 [* W) K4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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' e0 O; b1 i; \5 R% |/ T0 _) F! r5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away., R) n5 X5 A. @4 ^
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.5 }; `3 q( E7 q; K# ~
* \9 t8 b) Y! P) F& W7 m0 R8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask7 [8 T: ?4 U# k
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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1 d) m" K n* B+ \9 U) v: @& I, R10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 }: l( Y( A0 H
' I' v" h' ~( X( X. E12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.* P3 u3 \4 e6 e- N: w3 Y& {
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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