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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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' I2 i9 i X5 ^. i# d5 O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ Q% B1 {: q; U9 T: {1 |1 f3 c
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.1 B$ \9 U( N }2 h. F8 D' v; y
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7 \6 q F- |! V& i0 T( S6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.1 ?/ a! j; R9 |- D; T4 g3 @/ R
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. C" c9 \& r3 }9 V. E
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose." {7 q) Y6 r3 _" w: U8 C; @9 [! ^) Z7 H
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.4 n6 p3 i7 y" m h7 @1 r
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; ^9 u* f3 n- R: b7 e, i
/ U+ V" c0 Y3 l7 s12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 z" g1 t7 R, p+ E H1 j6 B: |( t
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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