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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol& J) v: x7 Z+ J/ m" N# K
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 c, p9 f; k% i; D8 d$ b$ U% G

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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2 X  U: o' m- h3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.% o3 L" |1 s5 k# F0 }) r6 T3 v

1 T" m* P2 H7 f1 k7 m# f4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; f# G2 k1 e# D2 h
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
6 U6 L5 q6 U0 v) y9 _2 U4 y( p'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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+ T4 I* d% ^2 b  @10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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4 k5 I0 `% _! F- f11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( L/ k% c7 e1 X9 k3 n/ z

- u" E2 H& g& d7 Y3 B12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 X# h6 j3 ]" K0 b7 f
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!9 h2 T# K. j+ J* {9 M! O! i
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& Z. Z4 E4 X" [8 q  L7 G+ k5 o, U

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. i) D0 h. w3 a0 {* X2 x15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 O6 Z+ A$ O0 f5 Z
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