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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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. N' \" [& @) ZThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 k# e, T# [$ N+ U1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) w+ R9 _' @' n" I2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 e& p. u; h5 R' T" b
# f& c5 F) H Q. k8 I! T3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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{, O# H( p" j6 E/ _& R4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.' F- g, j1 R) O8 b9 n, h* J! ~ F/ Q& I8 m
& `1 x5 R4 T, O7 s# b. k5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 b3 e6 c! M/ m% A: q( q3 t
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8 G6 Q3 o: w9 Z/ h$ y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area A8 X& A7 o1 X& r3 w& U" H
$ e5 E6 O( G: T& W& C9 |7 ~) r7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask0 V& \* w% C) _) _- h- P4 h5 M
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'4 `( ~) ?. v' Y g0 a: t
! V' a) h/ n' K: L( v, g9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 B1 _* @0 l" ?& N# R% }
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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1 D, j% R, J6 Z3 v1 o0 U2 n+ L; N( R11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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/ O$ A" Q6 _5 c12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.) G9 [4 a; J+ }- Q
) B+ P( k' Y& K l13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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