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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" ?0 h: P" L" l1 x" B4 xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 N2 z8 r$ n& D1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) K0 e; h/ R4 a3 U2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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; T" y2 B3 D9 w, ?9 H3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! {# L3 V" q" Y3 c4 a: R$ f5 r

9 v$ |: i, h2 @4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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" [" y. U$ x& d8 ~3 C' O5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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0 a5 k# m: v4 k* j6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! B; O& u+ @9 J# P6 s2 l
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: U( M$ U2 {5 Q! a% W( w( ?) g% D
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& s" e) [. ]1 J. V$ n
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.( I' T; N4 b$ t
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.) A9 a- V$ P. W5 `# h- W  F
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.! T! W! r4 `% b/ V: a7 f# N$ s

: E* J3 c% _9 ]0 J- L4 x/ w12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 Z! W# q+ o. y* b+ ^! Y

, d8 b' ]* N3 R( G13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!8 C4 q+ ]/ p8 U! u6 c
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And; last, but not least!)
( f7 @! @+ X7 P15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.7 Y/ H# i. T( G; B& F* |

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