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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& a L: d7 o3 p( I3 j7 eThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:1 X6 H% o. i' [" M( H& ~; N
- {1 Z8 K# l b" O! Q: ]1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." g" q+ d; k& @7 e5 U8 q
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4 k* U+ T+ E I- J1 c2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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! `* ^1 H+ X# u. K% ~2 x3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 Z7 y) ^# Q$ ?# d: j- y- H4 \
" ^5 S- F' v0 J& l, @4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.) C+ g4 A) |2 o9 H
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 T2 { i+ K7 s" \. I7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.1 v; K* W3 P( Y4 @6 J, Q+ R6 k( T
; c' L+ Q) U- z9 r' }8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: p- h& W6 Q' |3 l& u! t
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.) ~. W1 T0 u. s* n, c4 ?
5 T% h% u- t! F! X X T" J+ i2 N% w11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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0 \8 J/ }/ h6 R$ u( I. w/ F1 y12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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% Y; j5 R+ G# {1 @- |1 ?. n+ {; s14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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