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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:0 E: `/ ~! l( O7 _6 l# V3 p

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0 B4 J# P9 N# h2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.( G4 ^( `( N  b) G$ S4 J

7 I& u. x- h' Z$ C, h! I3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.  f4 b3 L$ G' d2 @

' B6 B" z3 \& @3 {8 e5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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8 T/ t+ w$ d2 ~" P. d6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 f! ?2 o) n3 G4 {

1 N. E1 N1 n2 {7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. p% m! G2 y* O& s9 `6 s0 m+ ~
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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3 T6 a+ s3 H& L$ s10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; I! W* K) X3 m5 V8 V9 {
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 @% Z, {. y4 ?" G' j

! R3 C5 w0 e3 l1 T3 g' I/ \13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; S) N) _, H& @" d/ C/ Z; k1 o
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