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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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5 b0 N% X- t8 }' n, aThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:' `$ u3 u! O0 u: w' D& l$ K/ |
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.# Y6 A; r% c/ p: z2 i6 S8 Y/ |
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 x5 L! ?" l; v
9 x7 O% J' |$ G* h) _7 P0 M3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4 n3 ]% H6 O$ l5 J- [+ m
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: K0 K; B K. {% V3 d Q
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 h* l/ j* h+ {: H$ E. \
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. x5 H( P- W$ \) a1 ~1 C0 O. L, A
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1 ~7 F! A, J4 ^7 p' S. S8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.7 J& Y4 ^0 p; A
4 _, l9 h! p5 y$ C( I/ T10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are./ T, m" e$ l3 l, b8 L9 ~/ h
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 ^* i, _3 R) s
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!2 O- r( N/ V2 Y, E3 s9 k# i1 S# F
Q! V: w0 Z. h7 F. m14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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