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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol: d* P9 t" a! V
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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# T6 P: E" k2 \" {) [- n. Z1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking., a# ?, y6 u8 u6 @3 H( {
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.0 S# s: H X4 n N* ~" @ v
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area, @5 s7 L+ ~3 ]; c( M0 J
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.6 L7 p9 E5 _+ v' V; M7 a. f
) v0 o7 _0 X/ _: G s3 c* T10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.9 b* h3 U' b" o
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 ~9 S5 F I! x$ ~. ?9 d
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!$ e1 \; ^/ @5 r4 c
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And; last, but not least!)
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