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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:$ n6 P2 F. S! ~+ I
& P. z6 s# D+ m4 y1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 Q% E7 @, _3 c" G; V' p: {
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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& N% F: j j5 n, t# v. t Q9 L5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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8 Y# f2 K, ^) A/ V/ Q v6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area* Y7 N3 c: T! `; J8 B' o8 S
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.$ ~- s% C2 U* R, w% P$ W
- b; h6 t9 o* d2 Z8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
# _9 H; @: }' y2 B: i, ]'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'& P ?; [# a/ k+ j" c4 f
0 [: y+ D: d" d6 H+ t" `) }9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.# f% k* N7 i b/ R% u
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.9 G9 h3 w' [% E! ]1 ]$ c/ Y: u/ e
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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2 b3 {4 T2 j5 x( t$ `" y" z' ?9 r12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels./ p: m* u& B' Q: g6 R
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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. D5 H+ h) k5 l3 g6 U14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!0 P0 I' v1 u* B, ?
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