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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) l' L: U0 R+ O. f% C+ C9 S

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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( p  t; B5 f, x* v0 H2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.5 Y% O7 |# A9 j2 b9 X1 @. @  W

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.: `! _, @& N/ N( s/ ]. ^% c& U
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.1 M, u$ e  @& D
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area# H  \0 B) m2 S1 s2 M+ X2 f

9 g; i& e+ p6 X+ i$ _% `5 X) z7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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2 N4 a$ ~+ M* |1 h8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, ~- `# Q/ ^7 C4 v# s
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.* s$ i: H$ F* P) Y

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. Q$ P; M: ~  E14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.8 z' v, k; X& F" r( j
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