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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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; t/ Q0 g( ~- Z/ T$ f' Q; A4 u1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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% i* W! f/ q8 k9 i0 M2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. p4 L* m3 P1 v# T7 k2 F
! l4 P1 P( B9 r6 V8 `3 L3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." V4 _- X! V1 U
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.4 C X* G0 ~ l
, ]* z3 y } C9 \" v5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 q( I4 p- [! d2 e9 B' r0 c" e' G
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" Z5 W' Q! Y& ?, N5 J8 B* b( \6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area, S" k& q; A* Q1 |5 c! B
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.7 @6 p& d$ z; N1 W
! Y1 i0 A, R5 z( R! U8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" _& X( ]6 ~; O* [- A
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.. Q# Q# i3 A% r. Z
3 @8 Z, F& U8 S1 |& L+ ^11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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3 ^- [: U, ^( J' [12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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w1 J( Y) s9 w& r* n: p7 S+ q+ m13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 k8 X! i- y$ E1 r7 ~5 D6 L2 ^+ W3 `( s
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 E/ f' B- D) j2 v
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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