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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol8 D; t9 _ U9 P' n. c0 k$ G* C, g7 a- M3 t
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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2 A4 r! u( [8 M1 }) y0 T1 ^6 C1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 B- l! Y. p; J7 i
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.# y+ g2 F8 P7 T( |& S
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 Y1 j. g% W: D. r* {
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.* t. N0 N# ^5 R' c
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area% q7 ~$ Y2 ^6 G% j
7 P( G4 Y5 ?$ m4 m' x! ]7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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* W+ t6 T* U% `3 s. A; ^8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.# M+ I! L1 R. _+ b
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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" i' i9 x- m$ M8 P& \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.$ ~& ], |+ Q- M. N9 B
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( F* p* ~1 u3 p$ C& g: Z# i! B
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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