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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:! [9 \# F, u; m% L0 T/ \7 b, O2 b
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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0 } f h8 D* i4 a t4 y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.. h- o y* S3 B9 U) c7 K( }0 R7 Z
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.: W0 j0 u5 k, X e; E
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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8 d, k- V% T* J8 v7 z5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.- K; E( s1 K o
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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0 r0 ^# ?) s6 N- g7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.4 c2 }9 u, h4 j- O
7 w1 B# u3 _$ U9 Q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask/ ~: k7 i. c. Z% @: d8 j, u9 u
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'2 o. U2 g! f7 a# z5 j
4 B- M* u- E. l1 y" N9 d& m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.2 z" O/ k/ Q8 t$ L! R$ N c
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 ?* ~0 i9 C' w0 S
. n6 d Z. k" A, b( E12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.8 h0 c" d, T9 \* j8 W! x
# S+ {+ y/ c4 g( N13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!; e( b- l1 M0 i, }& K
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
# [( q: u/ B+ H: c( X15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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