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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol5 z/ B: g' r8 k4 A; S
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ p, }: x% [1 c! Q& ?, I
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 B9 Z7 \! ` r* E/ O
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.4 |. E! @2 ^* t/ l4 M- R8 R
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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& n5 E4 E( L6 I6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 L+ S# g2 x" y, M& U
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ U5 Y" G; I5 \0 A7 n
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'0 i9 c. R3 X F9 {! E
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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8 u$ i/ a8 M- E- `2 [12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; _1 o/ B3 Z% }! h8 e! g
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!1 ]2 z2 F, E0 F8 ~' m
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!# H1 i8 P6 j0 {; V3 t' R- w3 \
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And; last, but not least!)
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