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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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8 Y1 \& d* ]0 F% b8 v% L: p! ~Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:- V' Z3 U7 w2 O
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) x% a3 z0 H4 K8 s$ ^# r+ ^2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.1 V1 y, v. o" X

5 ]% A5 k. I* D4 R3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., f+ |- x  L: ?3 K
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.. r. `8 _4 m2 d9 M
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" s' D  p$ E3 |8 R* e8 N6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area% f( n* ~3 _: o& B, w3 k
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 p! g- G1 k. u+ [

9 }% f! w; n9 q( t0 C  w8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.5 R9 T, u$ l+ {) q/ d" b! F4 O
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.$ D0 z# n/ e' h6 f

- o3 u% ~! B- O  M12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 l+ O9 W+ Q/ j7 q

/ t& S+ K! X& A) X7 V14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~$ t: r+ C* z0 D

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; z% f# l2 T/ a+ J

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