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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol7 C4 I* _) G$ @5 N! H2 ?
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 G; W6 F& h$ h1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 \; @6 _# p. `# O7 ]
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.) \9 U2 m* x4 t: o
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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2 Z2 j2 A' [; N- Z) A b6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area' l _+ G ]/ z- a' U0 L
6 k' E4 g3 S! p3 [8 {7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; ~6 I( j: _/ x+ \+ H; D
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask. h" W. E6 H8 o. k9 }+ x
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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^2 R6 g( b; v: _9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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# N k+ J7 k3 |10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!0 _, X) R+ d! T& c; t6 P7 k
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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