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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol0 T0 R9 } S* a( q
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3 ]0 J% z9 c6 L/ v0 U" J, NThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. y; k- [6 z- j
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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4 i, r; a6 A. p$ t* N5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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( [7 f/ g! ? k6 J2 j% Q7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ ~& q& s0 F3 D! \
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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8 @) C0 ]5 H5 y( x& {9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: z( q! ^8 _3 |/ H
+ C! |1 V6 p7 @, A6 c o10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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7 m R! Z* J4 z% m3 h/ D) s11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& r- r% e" X8 J
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!! o% ~5 n, S& l( b
) L4 a7 I0 A9 J; m0 M0 O( P, l/ n+ XAnd; last, but not least!)
( \, f% I- V( D, T9 V15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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