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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- j0 G9 s) U! R4 f/ \( s
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." i v Y! a$ Z- U3 K) D
4 A2 O2 O/ M" R2 m8 y0 U3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.6 y4 J z$ B9 z: l* L0 L" h
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 B; }1 F. H" h! o& J
& u8 X; j( x' U, W) i- \4 V5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6 {' T. u# B, m
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. n; N0 V: r0 _) e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 l6 W, C/ }) V c1 d
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.! z/ K! J, e. g; X" F- @
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask+ x8 t$ Y" ~; Y: B
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! r& s6 A& z) E0 W" Z8 P) E
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.5 d- P" G+ t5 ]4 O8 G3 J
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.9 G: q) m g! L* s: X2 t
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!& w- c# r9 P0 G1 y& h) n7 D, c
4 ~8 u* d9 i; E+ \14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!, G, `2 v, n2 s, ?) }8 W
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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