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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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1 d" ~, V/ ?; w/ QThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 p5 v+ A* U" l
' n5 e% q; L# q7 b1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.2 G' U( b0 ^3 A2 Y& a- \1 I G
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9 H- ^5 l8 a2 e8 N2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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5 p9 _2 Q D1 K: y% m9 n$ D4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.: G* g; H$ B, Y" |8 e' J7 F4 o/ ^
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" ~( k1 z1 B* M" m. c" c6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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3 S+ {8 a, w$ p% h7 Z* [4 _7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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: r* D1 R3 ^/ q, q% F3 G4 x; i3 T8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask# p3 k& V! g1 S7 Q, w
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! ~( }7 x$ ^8 C( y O. }
) W2 X% J: f4 S10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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8 u* S% c; x; f9 q; c" g9 f9 h11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; k4 b. T. ?2 H8 v4 c' d
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( e: \$ G. _0 p
) W$ E. g) q2 T, E6 Q' @0 G14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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0 j7 i3 b1 f1 X4 FAnd; last, but not least!)# H% | M4 |# ~# x3 q# c
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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