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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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; X! A2 b7 W) j7 t; ]1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.* q6 Z0 K9 q# B" z0 ?1 E
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 ^9 l3 F. J7 Z) |/ ^7 s, \
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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; S' |" `/ k8 `9 J' L4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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# V; [" I7 W) E# Q* q$ p6 K5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% D3 o* @2 L' r* M
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 ?7 c l7 S, i% I
8 X0 z- e2 T9 b7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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# v n# M5 f9 {- p; O11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( Z( g* U n' U6 V, ~
, P! x; }) Y4 N/ t( I2 U3 F12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.& ?+ _. S, K& e/ v' T7 d
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$ p2 j$ P+ c# c' @. y/ I# {# ]14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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