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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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5 w; R% b# A$ P! e. U. IThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) U, J& h2 f. ^) W' L- W, U
. h% s2 |! m2 B1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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& N% Q& O* P& Q& ]: z$ r2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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5 ~& K9 F9 P" K) \& P/ v0 t7 I4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 P v( J2 ?! i8 f# w- z
' c2 o* J) k7 ~* T5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.' @- w2 t1 B8 X8 X
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- |% e, a5 Y- }6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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t/ t3 h. n* t0 A7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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$ J: l' Z, }# J% R0 p5 S8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
. {1 p" Q+ w# B# k'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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- z; i* z' y+ [9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose., q& _' _6 @/ W# W$ ?
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.6 q, d2 V8 Q+ o, s, h! ?
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels. a/ d& k: d( z5 ^
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( S2 j2 U: U+ p" W
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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