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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol2 @/ Y* M  T) J

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:) d( B+ E  W" B+ _/ w6 G

+ r# \8 a, H- P! m9 I1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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7 E" K& `- _- F- r# z" X! x3 e9 d2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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% p3 V! }0 i- _4 G( b! g4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.1 v9 t, P+ m" e  T
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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' z/ R3 _2 r! o+ @. p$ E6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area9 i% s& g, I( X6 V. q) K7 f4 i
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.% B  ?" c; G0 b  p% v6 V

. }# a: B$ M' m* R& x+ M8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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  |3 V! i9 c- o  e5 m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: k' W' f; \, w' m* X6 X
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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/ x% d4 T, A4 s11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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4 m+ a3 Z; ~7 B, s+ R& D$ o% C12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels., L' c. |6 }% B; |

( H; w3 b9 p# z8 u( C* ^  `+ j13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!5 d: Y$ y6 d3 c# w2 L9 v

3 K7 I- q& G. n+ i6 l4 w: n0 K14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( j7 w0 Z0 `3 R

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ V) U& w$ i* p* H, A5 K9 H

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