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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol  F5 M% g7 z: a& l& o
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5 j9 m# S! i& \: l9 _Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 S4 F  l! o% v6 p
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3 Z* N  Z& e+ O* `$ p4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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9 w8 O+ E! N0 R- n8 U, y7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 c/ N: }& L1 B) R
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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2 e+ w/ G+ }6 M* {: }+ ~9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.- A  T  p7 H( Z2 ^+ _% w4 g$ @
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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" `6 U2 I+ i; t6 B5 `" X  J* }% |1 ?11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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) m/ f8 }% T, }1 O; E# W7 `12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!7 _! U# d6 b3 R1 u1 F
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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