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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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" ]7 H2 w* }' [. D) p/ J2 Y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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) T. Q% \- `; t3 S5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6 h# P* b2 N2 d3 \, D' Z5 _
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6 o- ?% ^1 a K; u4 H6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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( C/ M8 N. Q0 w- Q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: C1 Y0 J4 Y6 B8 N9 y" G5 x
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.; v7 Y) c# D/ Z, O0 l/ I
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) C B! q3 t0 u
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.9 E$ S& }) J# K7 z3 a
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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9 t) y# }3 D9 y. f0 l9 D1 X6 s14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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