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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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* j8 J3 ?3 k9 X, `Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% R+ p% k9 c- @  f9 V  ^* c
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.8 F& r. Q' ?; f1 U  X) n" ]% p

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$ B3 b, y& p  G3 r6 ^2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals., U+ [8 x& y6 ]2 v  @* F7 m
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.& t9 c  w# ~8 W: U$ {4 ]8 V* z* f

) {  v3 \9 P, P. j( c& T+ Y4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.% P& E7 O/ N  s" ~

# m( b' |$ o! w4 L! {9 j5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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! ?8 l' q2 W* x. z& g+ @2 x  ]# |6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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+ n5 p& w% z2 K4 E8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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. c4 m* Z1 Z( }8 `' m# r( d, ^11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ q6 H6 T6 F( D6 E, {
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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) f3 x3 p! B& N0 l: R8 U13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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$ g/ h& m, g' s$ p14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!$ k4 ~3 ^) B4 R* v! ?: \2 {1 J

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0 @2 N& x( P% a: @8 p15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.; _( V3 u: n+ ~3 W% P
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