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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol# v1 O3 e. w3 E/ D- x9 e- J6 l
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$ G: w* N( \ {0 SThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' e% r; A- S' N. z. M) q
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, Z0 F; L5 L* S+ b( Z4 q c2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.2 G% u) L* A/ z
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 L/ ?' u: ~) [, M
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.$ O1 x& F: d( u
: K" T( ^3 R9 J8 `8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) H0 u/ ]. w; L" P! N
* o7 ?; V" J' g9 W( ]8 q1 _10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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+ s. ^# q9 L5 |6 y11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.0 N5 P# v2 J2 I8 W- m+ J
7 n" T* ^9 v# W9 {12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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/ t) N. X+ ?, D w# [, L- y13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!5 n9 {8 G. d! H9 I9 i7 j
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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