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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:6 ]. d8 P V+ @8 t1 n
9 T. u- ^! l; Y, ]* q/ I3 O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.1 V3 H/ |4 A9 N" h( y
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.. R, i3 X' S3 D5 r, d
! S# d3 {+ ~$ }3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.# X. l1 B L8 w+ u/ o5 u
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( w7 w, p: A3 \; _
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# f9 W4 O6 ^8 s% j& }" @6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! s8 i( V- v9 z
7 j" f# C5 f+ |) Z: W, S7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
, s, N% }+ \; }. |'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'3 f ]' h' |. ^) {
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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, m1 U: r( J1 y- a10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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- B j2 k8 R2 {$ y11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ l: I8 b1 T' F! o8 M1 B/ w
# E* N1 X1 s- |" `. E12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.8 ?! I- ]1 i3 C: x8 c" G
5 W+ Y. w1 b5 C' E# k: a13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!% ]3 p: t6 l: k
]. o: i$ V; t. F14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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