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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* v2 A2 f8 x! N6 D, Y
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0 U; U+ z( W7 ?+ RThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 P) ?/ S- \' F1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. r! m l2 R) ]% r, ~) w
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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% N1 J! v, _" e4 d5 I% I4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.7 |+ T5 I% ]+ j. ?4 B/ l
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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* N; c4 m3 ~+ Y( I' {; S; q6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 A8 O; h9 w8 D3 k; S2 z1 g2 {7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; M$ Q2 G) P, d
: s3 t6 R0 }/ L5 q5 h9 Y2 b8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask v$ x9 s7 L4 C& q5 u( v/ B0 n
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'; l/ i: h2 Z' Q9 n
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.% z% ?5 l8 w4 t1 y( C: L7 l2 B1 O
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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% y. i; m9 j' z, X8 H12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.3 H9 A, }; i4 E
u# v4 F3 ~' O. [13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME! \: @% X+ P7 [ M
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!9 l2 `0 L8 v: k
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And; last, but not least!)! l8 ]- `+ o; w3 e0 d( Z# a" \
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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