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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% q: W% e2 s  k8 @9 V( A0 x" Z3 ]

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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 T* h1 N$ f/ s, \
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- p/ y! D& h7 E: U4 }0 H
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, g7 V7 I! j9 z) h- x& k. U2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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1 |9 A7 a1 o& J0 F3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.  z' l. q5 R1 Y7 u* o6 J' M) D; I

8 d6 w2 D- k+ k8 ]3 o4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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! a0 a3 d8 c8 D' t1 q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away., I! C" E" I0 V. a' F

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: w* e, a5 L; M6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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6 `1 Q3 s# w% t  R5 m7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask! X; K2 l7 ~4 x+ D5 r  [
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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8 E6 x2 X% V. e2 X' Z3 D9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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" S# u2 }: L  s) m1 [1 Z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.  B& |3 P- J8 D* b) w

3 ^" \* |) F2 T+ u* L* h% t11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme., ?/ R8 N3 {! M
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; s3 a0 d9 w& _
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!; J4 j4 j; d9 ^4 K% f+ [: x. k
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& w  c7 x! ~5 O: |, P
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And; last, but not least!)/ X/ J1 I  Q3 h1 K1 V2 g
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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