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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol( W2 a' O: X6 z% M
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" v2 Z9 Q( i0 p6 V* v( LThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:# @! _7 q6 q0 m5 x
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ B. y! y+ Z, [7 F: c; X$ j
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.& ^2 T0 W) r: }+ Y6 f
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.5 m0 V/ a' u9 m* g3 ~
" o. Z$ ]# c' k7 g# p6 I4 a4 T5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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* x1 w, i# l. }# S+ A6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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" A# w2 Q, V! |0 a+ l10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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' }% c' ~ J6 c11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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! A, g* R% B$ i5 {( S# F' n12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.! L5 m4 u% W: o' w$ ]
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!. q1 g3 l7 n% r0 i" b A, j& S
$ S. |$ e% Y6 F6 B! y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!' n) R$ G% K; }( L% ~; o" n
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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