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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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& ]2 a9 ?* _5 U) a3 L% u. Y7 GThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. U& O0 y7 v2 k; m4 @- D) s% V8 d: H

5 _9 O7 l5 k# G1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.! {/ u$ @2 O' Y" s6 ^8 i

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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! j+ y, [" m( g0 N( o; c5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.8 N# s6 Z4 ?& N
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3 _" h2 j) e" U2 {+ t! J4 Z6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area8 N8 V! F- G' s4 j
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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3 N9 G. {# p' A: o( W/ D3 q8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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. b; q# ^/ c+ D+ z. o( {. k5 a: L10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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1 C4 V# F/ B- J' A0 V5 M1 z# e11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 l; x2 D- M+ b3 @* ]2 [5 K
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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; ?7 h) o9 H" ^! |14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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, l; O' [) q3 c% d. c; `& n0 vAnd; last, but not least!)- h2 s2 B! A8 {* {! j3 S
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.& Q! K% b, X% B
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