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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol5 g4 D' h: F8 p- R: B" F
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:2 N1 U8 s' y3 [* l9 U. \
& N. ~. p" ~4 l; R1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.9 S- d2 J4 @# L& o
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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* t& u" R- ~/ v7 r3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.$ N! {' j- _6 R" n8 C% E
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9 }( v7 \4 }+ {' A6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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* A& F. }" m& j: M6 C7 \5 C7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.9 f1 V# B3 F! O: D
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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7 _2 q8 l1 \0 x5 i( V- q$ |3 N+ `9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& s$ [) q5 w9 b8 E
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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x" F1 P: w! T" G* Y( R11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; R& ?" o& p% Q$ P. B- ~7 k
2 f/ K4 `, _' X) B1 ~12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.1 D/ h7 t: q* |; @5 K9 v5 ?3 i% {
7 N2 i/ e4 c) F0 i" I( |9 s8 T13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!2 B5 c" O+ @6 L2 s8 y8 L
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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