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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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. T; w# V* z' v+ O% bThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' z3 c9 f+ ^$ ~4 K6 E8 C
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# u7 Z1 H0 @: I; h2 j% _* ~2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.% K$ ?6 Z1 `, R2 |- Y" c- ]* P
( y/ q0 r/ }& c$ ^% G/ D3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., W; l* x& n: J5 V0 B5 N' r
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.. U. Y v5 I" J
( @0 r( @ c' R$ ]6 u1 D5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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4 L" Z: l! e8 p% j" B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask" s2 h( A4 C0 ]( [/ V
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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! J1 I3 B2 a1 ^9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.- r( J$ C0 R. \
" K: Y& N8 a, G9 B/ r10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!( H( n' h/ ]* D& F4 U$ k
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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