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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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& q9 Y6 i0 j8 o) E9 m+ ]3 o1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.) x5 g7 P$ Q/ i: n
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; h3 }7 i; E+ E0 W1 @) e
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 \% ~! h5 J! {; q& E9 W
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., [% g0 @" ^/ G6 U1 C9 c
. x% |$ ]4 X R1 B# o: L5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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9 x5 `7 B4 N8 K& ]" F6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 L: S' d1 `- j8 r, ]9 r4 }
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'% S% t0 k% ]# Q0 `. {) v
k& y9 E, o+ c8 }7 k9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! P2 O. j+ L6 K
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.8 v9 [& [0 {' G2 C# |
) j: Y9 {- D9 ?9 S11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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9 N+ \% J* A& c12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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& x7 ^5 r. M7 X2 F; z7 I* b14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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* |. H) M: { _4 h9 P15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30
