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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol7 X+ V* M6 X, O- \* Q$ Z

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! g4 J# N* Y0 U/ ^Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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% s/ f2 O% z# e% f+ ?0 t1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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$ a/ o2 [. Z' A( t% S+ U2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! e( P& S# @) ?' w! }
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.' t( f& D  C& W. d

7 W- U- X# y3 |; c3 Q5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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3 N* t5 ^9 M8 @- z+ m3 a3 h6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. R" x5 I9 [0 m1 F7 z3 \) D& K, M
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ d" c0 r) p) Y* [. u! t6 ]
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& v5 D9 o! C: E; _  L! c3 v$ `
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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/ [5 K0 G! |! F* _" D, Z: c. `6 \! e13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!' N! k  B; Q$ i% }* t* _  l
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
( s: C. b9 j# z# Z% \% O9 D15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! R$ b; M  S" D% o$ j# q4 G

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