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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol& n  P, H& L; n2 H* h
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3 o% n  f3 ?5 U! j' V7 PThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* V& |0 N" h2 o9 @  t: x0 x

. s# h" ?3 C$ T* i) b* @0 v1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 L3 W4 @8 R. w! s1 N3 U
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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% x! u  t; q* Z% j$ k( E2 D4 J) R5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6 j1 i' U* s4 e
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, b: K0 W' K2 K$ r0 b# q6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.; j. D: _( I; j) f! `7 k' P/ w

0 v6 Y# H/ x4 Z4 v8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
. r0 a# T) a* L& W1 l  u'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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- J) `7 j) |8 }$ e" C4 k# Y9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.$ I( j( x& _+ \9 h$ h

$ z2 S" |9 [/ X  U10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.* p3 A2 n2 Q. s& T# b( K2 P

# \  P8 v4 O) G11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 }4 w& B6 T% V2 d

/ {. X" V0 i6 B: ]7 h13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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1 S% H3 E- X3 x14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
  O$ z1 k5 Q3 r6 {15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! F" |/ g* K! F% V
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