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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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1 n; Z' Y# I+ L2 b- U. hThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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$ w$ l) ^3 e" _# S1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.& M4 z7 Y0 P& F" g
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.3 i# z7 r8 [" r0 m3 d2 `5 c
3 ^) O+ f ~. d$ t3 [! ?3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.) \ M& H) n- N- X) x0 i
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.- ~6 T0 G) U, r) e
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4 K1 A8 \7 P7 P6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.1 D9 ?6 F5 a2 B# ]1 ^" G# ~+ Z
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& g6 W0 c1 y' p' d
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.5 J8 ~8 I/ d1 W1 ~6 j+ j
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.2 S# B! L) H5 L. e5 y
2 {/ c4 H1 E- G( s8 ]13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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/ @( R: h5 H' H15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57
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