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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. Y* `( \( n/ r2 [0 C: m/ A0 S, o/ O2 i
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.6 _. g5 ~$ q# u& H: S, [# X
! ~: c# x7 }5 ?2 K& o, l/ H3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.9 G. P* c4 A; E* [7 `: d0 U
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens." M! X5 p& R- M0 I% g+ `
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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5 y/ j! D& G! W, `3 r6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area) e7 `* W }& ^# F
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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7 H) j9 j( e/ E" W- J% @9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are." |& o. ~' \& ?
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 K, f( i! t6 e, h
: W& s2 [) x! P8 h7 {5 X13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# l2 r6 ~! |: H& ?- a+ v
# h+ ~# }5 Y/ G" Q+ W& K% b14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!* F4 `& b/ d( W1 j+ ~9 j# W
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And; last, but not least!)
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