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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" g5 H3 c5 d/ n7 dThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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/ ^" L* V8 j& B8 t# k  A1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.) o8 n; B7 ?0 D

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5 c1 e4 X3 v9 |) E* ^; {, f2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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8 ?5 q* P, y4 c1 T/ V8 F8 ~# L3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 ^9 o2 }6 }- o% n
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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8 G# W( m% O; F) v1 c5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.. \) ~% J' z0 l: C) l

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area+ h. {6 _: N; s% r5 E+ u+ W
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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: Y0 `5 H  d, r8 l9 s8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
  C" L' l: z* p; ]1 s'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are., U; s6 E* l7 [6 ~, P4 ]7 t

1 R& s* Z- G( C* x( p/ R' a11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.' v% o. J" Q$ g1 k1 T
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.4 g1 n( b2 d6 N1 P' O

" {$ h& Y9 y2 U/ w13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!% X/ B) V9 i) m+ h6 z

& l' @2 s% ]0 @6 T8 R/ Q  `: s14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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6 L+ K% S% h. X, ~) h7 gAnd; last, but not least!)
8 u# @$ H( H9 s" C/ g# H/ U15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.  O. ]! N( X( m  x1 u

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