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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% ?" H7 |6 H- e! A
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.5 P- Z4 R3 B* T" j& ?
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# A( O5 W2 L3 P+ d1 h, f( I2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.) T$ v& h6 c J$ _% ~
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away./ X# o' Z" O. G; a
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 ?' ^; W- k; I2 X' Q, _7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask! W2 k4 @$ p, z
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'1 N3 o+ w- U; I/ n" H8 S2 T3 r$ J3 d
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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7 T9 L9 y4 x6 w% c* w; k# p/ w% ~11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ i X( l/ o% t6 k( h
5 }& ?6 ]0 |3 B5 k# w( b! y12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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5 O# N( _' f+ w* S1 Q/ C n1 \14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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( L0 `) @8 ^7 l) H3 E! T15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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