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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: N% k% k) U! J
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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4 k* I% s0 k- l6 T j6 U2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.7 l- k- w$ f8 b; x/ y
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7 h% S% V7 p7 m# \ {- q4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area* q1 c, h3 J! g+ c3 [0 w; h
6 o' D: ^- N. c7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department. T: t8 x- k7 K G
4 V. O- v2 p. E! U- O8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask$ n8 ]4 T0 ~0 n. S# `
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'' z& q9 Z! z% ]/ K
/ Y# F9 K+ D& w( h% B9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.- L$ E% `% s% H. g, B. S" d
, e: B) k% S; @ q; A10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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5 Y4 f3 R& {" E: Q5 I0 j12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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# W: r7 v9 ^, k/ j; }7 E5 c0 |6 g/ u13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!3 n3 ^- f% [4 N* N! k, ~' p
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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