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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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4 @+ q5 E( Q9 E# kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ ~9 p+ N( X' l2 H
" y4 q3 [% A1 ?! ^5 p6 S: [1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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6 D, c4 f) y0 ~7 u B' z$ K3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.. C5 ^- y* U" s8 R3 R! t r( |
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area) l# C2 |4 G3 D+ L9 r
* t2 p/ C6 t4 B: p7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.( |. S# e/ o* C; [7 t0 ]
& I5 O& E/ z( N0 \- @8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& q" M! p1 c2 I
1 E% R: D! I; Q10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.: Q# g3 W+ c8 @& H/ G7 l- \8 R
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; w- p4 U2 L- E. ?! F1 B# |
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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3 `& x2 `$ k8 `8 r( i14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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