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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol4 D9 A. ? L- l% z
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# i, {: q) C' HThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ a$ m: N. X' P2 q f. e7 S8 u
6 l- [3 G! a$ C7 w! W0 v1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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7 H' f+ n" p0 ~! q" @2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& H2 U( R0 v+ z+ A9 S. }% x
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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) K3 ]4 V- _# H, \4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.+ M8 ^* [/ |! e/ w) a
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area% u& Y9 T* }" B
$ T# V" G7 ?+ c2 x1 ^* u4 o7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.' ]7 s0 \/ y/ a4 ]* A6 S. F+ y; l
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask; W+ K2 D. |6 [3 _+ _* b
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.; q; I% ]5 y5 J/ b- n G
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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( E' ]: b2 @" f$ k0 F11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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1 j3 F$ \+ V/ o7 O+ h/ V- C12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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. f3 p# k) N5 s2 e) [" C# t' [" ~3 Y5 R13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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% ?& F5 [/ I! q14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!4 |; x0 [7 l* z9 L$ _+ M& X
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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