things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol

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( ~5 ~) G! f2 a( kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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/ `4 x( r( p( L2 P; }8 j7 g* b* {8 [2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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) U- Y! l+ d7 B0 h3 q2 l4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- t& t- t) ^9 o' A: K6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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) g0 q  X* R( W+ V% S7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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7 K. v) J0 x4 O: ?+ }0 ]2 \+ U8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
" d) _% ^* G4 o! D9 m; R'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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0 t  \- N, r6 Q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!

And; last, but not least!)
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~
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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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