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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol' T: ^6 L. v4 ?# W5 D+ y
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6 O/ ~. m& h( a, ]1 E C: WThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:8 O/ Q; C" p$ Q2 w j N1 p
+ O5 h2 y' g( _& l/ G4 j1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 O I3 F5 p. W k ]: C
$ _, B; E% |' k* J; l0 c3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 H! Y F* J- T) e) G% k
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# {' N1 X/ S( {8 U' i9 g5 c
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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l2 B; c0 r7 Y2 @+ Z: p$ [7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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0 T$ F5 f: ] a5 n3 ~5 ]11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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! j5 ?: c' c5 q8 G B12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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+ n3 i* T. f, h3 L; \! U13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!, _' p) s3 z7 o0 V& B# ?6 C
4 A" y0 Z9 J. J- ^% M/ A, {14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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