things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol

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6 c. v* _. g8 xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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+ H& K4 N# ?, e1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.

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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

: t. i# ^2 i9 [, D+ N" O+ o4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
5 |: J- \- X, z. v. x) R2 n'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'

6 S. [3 w0 C) t3 r' x6 }0 y8 m9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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8 M0 p/ O2 v  h; o1 O( i12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

" D' _% Q3 A4 y. V2 q" B14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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4 t) F# f+ Y( r: z4 s$ b" iAnd; last, but not least!)
3 s2 V  k( K! g% `9 M/ g2 f15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

YZSUNNY

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蓝膺

如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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搞笑

曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~
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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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