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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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3 L, P5 q$ h- j$ k0 H$ W1 QThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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0 W( W  m! ?$ p2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.2 c1 e6 z' G& t- A6 M; K

5 N! ]# \- v, ]8 c' j3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.  I' \0 N1 ?  l: M/ l( a
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens., j2 t" u  m: q# i

0 I4 M; o; C5 v" `+ P: l* }( \. @5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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' h7 G& n8 J. ]6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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0 G# y) c7 S, u% ?7 h9 |& ?9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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2 M1 \+ t8 h" |  |& |9 q, D3 T0 i11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.3 I6 X! t4 N9 y- K0 b9 u

6 P0 Y! ~8 g7 U$ `7 P' m/ P" L, c12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!2 ^) c- L" M) W# S' x7 D

, G1 w- O% i8 C8 M$ I14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!8 w$ u8 g# S% h5 S7 O

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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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