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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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( F. A5 h$ B! L( _% cThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:: G- ?6 _2 M. m4 Z
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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, \+ r% l; q2 W4 B a% n( q2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.- N5 ^ |9 I* Q3 P# b
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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H; q# p( D8 Z( ]8 l, F. Y$ X4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.0 s+ _" m) [, q- O( d
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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5 u' s( \: p: K1 Y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area4 S0 N' z6 {* q/ z' C- ]
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.) q* C! Z _: G: }" n
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 x/ _. Q/ ^5 D0 @ [
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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