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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol9 g* l4 s8 g' H/ t. t
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:1 n+ a* _! g0 N/ R+ S3 X/ f
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& d! D1 s4 X' v
6 p) m; ~+ J4 J/ g9 b3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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0 p! @! E( W' P' z4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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% F/ ~0 l8 m: G P5 d5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( k9 \3 J6 W9 d; U3 d+ X' G
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+ ~. m' E! S& u. P, q, e, d6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area O$ x9 f$ |8 L8 |6 n/ R1 V8 z
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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$ a# r0 y4 y% ]0 I8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.7 U }2 B3 Y5 p9 \4 Q
9 R, {, [1 n6 ?. G5 Q: a, g; Q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels." M. `: j& X$ V% m4 v! d
( t4 y7 ^ ]; U* @6 A; ^7 m+ O13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!% o( O: C" k7 C+ ]! e6 \: p4 b
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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