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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 P* [% }9 s! X, C: E; S

0 v1 x- P4 U  L4 M8 A, F$ t1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.7 L/ p; r! X" g/ |& F6 a
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms./ X' I( u3 T* r" r! k
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.0 X( a7 z: s8 F, ?+ B/ I, z  |

" z0 u& M+ s2 h! d5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area" ]# m  g5 c5 w9 V7 @2 }  G

5 H/ o" A! j! |+ K7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
0 c; [" r! N% ]5 {'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'- R+ ?% b  j/ g! z, h

: \7 i# \: F$ x& a3 D9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.9 K! H: |/ G$ X7 R5 J# f
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.& s. i, Q' A( S" q
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) N5 ]/ K$ K" u7 D5 m) N

$ Y8 j/ Y! s: C12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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; p; C! K2 F: K0 Z) e6 P13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
7 Y! r3 P" a: Q3 m+ h7 b+ V15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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