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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* W; N2 H( {) w1 T- V
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2 L' G) Q: L; H% n4 ]5 dThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ ~# p) v9 q$ `
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.$ o' b+ z9 {/ K7 O I% y* N
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C4 ?4 ~0 }, V2 i2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 h/ B/ V+ B4 n4 N
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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$ K3 Z) K1 e' b9 K5 V* R6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 P* ~4 I% q& A8 w7 h/ \; o# H7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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! ]2 e9 a% @* [" g8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
6 W! s# C! t7 k7 t! P# T- V'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'0 O2 X) J/ F; c s x# {( n
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.& Y. ?# e" R, o) K9 `. a( |) ~* T
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.0 h- Q, O3 m; Y3 [; ~6 e# q
/ Z+ K; M/ u7 G) A! D8 \11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.+ \3 ]: E$ z- q6 D$ i, D9 n
( Y/ S# T! v2 _; b, Q12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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. a& ` a8 z7 _* X1 u9 _14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& Y5 n/ u# m9 n+ Q1 k8 o
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8 W b' H3 v/ R6 Q15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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