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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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& B1 @- [/ y) X1 r# v3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ l4 b9 v1 f+ t2 q0 Y
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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9 [# r& N" C3 w+ w1 H* H$ E6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area, b3 V" ]# e. F+ X
5 `: N. [; U3 P# S$ C7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ u* l! q9 L: T
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask; q* A# n( @; W `3 F& Z+ S
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'! u/ {% D+ v4 u% z+ m3 z7 b
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 f4 F( U7 e w3 @4 f' v/ R& `
7 S6 T0 J2 V6 V10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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( `1 I- r0 I, P4 [ I11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.; l2 ^- q7 c7 |8 ~7 ^& V" m9 ?- a+ G
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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, q) s8 T/ y$ I" ^13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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