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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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- d$ n( v0 O" J2 q# Y* ZThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:% H; r/ e0 v2 r. M" N: D2 D
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking." T( Y: b5 e% \8 ]4 k8 z
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.# ^* p' y4 Y, t
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.  y, a, ~! J6 v5 ]. j6 H
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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3 q, n( {& t( W- ^1 y9 @7 b6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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% V, d3 K8 ~$ _. R% i  K8 B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, x. l' F1 Y5 v0 c# y* A# d* Y4 R
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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5 X9 F+ n% ^) N1 }* s7 M10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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( d$ ?2 @) e0 U2 ~9 E# w11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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  w2 E. R% U1 Y5 J4 ?' T* F0 ?12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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/ s% M% t# {) \) I14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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