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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol" H" a% d9 l i9 Z `
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( v3 `) } C. z5 y7 rThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.. V) S) w- I g' o4 h' R
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.4 _ O6 Y. X+ ~5 j! d+ z/ }
7 @0 h! ?( v0 ~3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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6 U" ^) d4 k9 E5 E5 q1 A( U- n7 ?4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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4 @; j" k- |) q) C1 d' Z$ s j5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.! o9 \+ V. c. t5 `# G
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0 E$ }1 A% Z( T6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. c( i+ F( n. y$ W7 u1 @! J
5 H7 [$ T: f u: D7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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3 d; T' C( _4 C1 Z- \7 g4 F8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask4 x$ } y6 r, f0 l1 u
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'4 G6 X; v! G* R G0 j. D
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 v8 n- D" ^+ e" I
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 Q/ ^8 Q2 n" `8 |" w
9 }: }# P3 f1 v4 T* D+ G# W! C13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!! V. G5 }) I: Y7 K. }
/ @5 x: I9 Z3 B8 R9 _# n14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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