埃德蒙顿华人社区-Edmonton China

 找回密码
 注册
查看: 4299|回复: 11

things to do at walmart (hilarious)

[复制链接]
鲜花(310) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
+ u: G# p. P1 D( M8 K" \9 o3 r
- r: [4 o: M4 h4 M' D! T
. v- z- j& ^: m& W* M
; I0 \; x$ ?4 S: w* {  Y+ ~" w- XThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
. {# j: N3 f- u8 R7 e- Y! @8 j, K" [8 }& Q0 z0 ?- F/ o
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
) N3 e+ R- [! j8 e: G, Q
( q# l! w! n3 `6 q' ~
% p& e- }* T- W$ e; k9 g5 I. k2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals." z7 q0 p, @! O2 Q& p$ B6 _

2 ~6 W7 R: c3 d+ I% O1 \  T3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
) u; ^' Z# Z0 z) f9 I+ s% ^, A  B$ S& K% K; S/ x7 l* X0 N( l9 n
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
& k: t- z' F  }
8 R( C" C; E8 F3 [( y: _5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.5 ~& ?* F' M" c
; k0 y4 T" [0 T  o$ I% C
' M, J2 N2 q- M  Z4 u" A2 A5 m
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area7 q# _4 }* O0 R* G+ r

; O% K* w. q1 R& E2 n# z, o7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# |% H# W& E  m7 z

0 I4 I% q  u- b7 l2 Z8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask% I& j1 v- u# |
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'0 t4 J. \' q; W6 V$ R

" x' {1 s+ B/ E4 t8 o* A9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose./ o) k; K( o; B  S8 u$ W5 a

; v) s& D8 A' S7 U/ Z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
# w, F& q: m: B3 n# q
6 s" g( ^. u+ x; L11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
* y" b' _0 L( i% c; t' U* |; P: h& i) `9 ^$ G5 o
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 P3 v3 s; D/ t6 X: V

( m. z0 o- b2 W; e1 r4 N13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!$ K8 m( p# d5 u; ?& r) N
( p/ [8 `6 L5 s" R9 ^) T* E4 e% ?
14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
9 F, Z  L9 j6 T. G+ R
" }' s2 H$ g8 |+ B7 EAnd; last, but not least!)
. ^( h6 X  u& A4 z0 O0 t3 \5 X$ c15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
鲜花(78) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

.

路过支持一个!   呵呵~
  D, V5 a7 G% |5 W* f) J4 V' ?$ N% ]. O9 w
. U2 ~$ Q5 }  H7 Z8 Z- o; Y
- Y+ _# V# z4 e( g9 S. j: V$ z
/ P3 O) e. h# L/ o' {

! g4 B3 w3 K# {( R& D9 a. J5 j' K5 m
( O3 S8 i" m" s& j, @5 j8 d6 z9 m1 V/ `

1 q+ v( z6 Q2 _' O1 \1 A4 U, S! N3 @. `

6 z: U* @% q) B: j
0 D  B8 ]' M+ }0 }8 v& A/ X- O% H1 x& I  z) Z

% O% z" w' V& i1 K  W$ w# n
( }9 D) A4 D" t  G7 ^
$ X% m3 ^: y- }9 ~' N' Z% G1 I7 Y" w. F! K  {" h0 o

) K3 F9 G* T- w/ T* U; h/ @
: k  g, g1 u  |# [4 m: F' |$ t* s2 E3 S7 S! o2 p

2 q2 r* E; ]/ x8 c别和我谈理想,戒了!京东商城新蛋网武汉律师斗地主问道官网
鲜花(0) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ w% a( r8 e. U, I; }1 h/ F
% T, _. k" N' H, |' S3 v" Y
您需要登录后才可以回帖 登录 | 注册

本版积分规则

联系我们|小黑屋|手机版|Archiver|埃德蒙顿中文网

GMT-7, 2026-2-20 20:56 , Processed in 0.186325 second(s), 31 queries , Gzip On, APC On.

Powered by Discuz! X3.4

Copyright © 2001-2021, Tencent Cloud.

快速回复 返回顶部 返回列表