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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol( T  V+ I  T7 L1 H0 a+ c# a
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:/ x" x* H8 u6 e

" x2 x2 D+ V1 a& O! _% |1 ^. w1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.4 a+ ]# p& B5 r/ L# h
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.  e  D/ u7 ?+ Q, n( z- s$ j3 ~8 \
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." N7 ~  c4 k% J* Y' k5 o( J6 X7 {
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.  a& Z5 K5 g8 s( L3 G, {' W

. U( [( q. b& a8 k6 ?+ Z* H5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# ^: b5 N, Z! M( [3 x! t& L: H

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7 Y; ]8 ]2 ^; C/ N* i* R. C6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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) U6 P8 W& c) Q( w% i% ?9 r6 W; D' @8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask9 K: o* C: j: ]; j$ x9 R9 ~
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9 o6 ], `3 P! R* n9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.( |. v" {# E6 P7 \# c

& X' D$ Y- U% f! T3 Q6 C8 f7 @% x10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.2 V; _' A! K2 w5 J/ A

6 u4 n, M4 l1 a& {* r" Z% q3 O11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.4 F. |- K$ i& g( f

' r" [# G. w1 C/ S" |12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; v( i+ z; v. W9 H; Y" f& A
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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9 A" D2 {" k& T/ e0 E. o14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!  O$ g) Z1 n! `6 ]- X
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
大型搬家
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! y+ i+ z8 F+ `/ O$ b; s) M  l

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