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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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3 ?2 u- f( C/ S# e: K& u2 B) xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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% Q' v3 v4 q1 R" G1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.1 Y% T6 d$ K# ^% {0 G2 `; K

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) [- v2 ?; U/ s8 \4 a2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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5 e9 ?- ?( C! q3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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' R0 T9 `) K! y% b8 R4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.$ C  i/ `! c4 ^( t# ]

1 P) I) D4 _& S# }0 `5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.8 `8 [9 J2 [6 e$ ^

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: Q: N, e( k5 c( ~& G3 y6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! {; F# x2 e6 k7 a% p, i' |
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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9 v4 H* G' ~7 c2 v- }3 C8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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% |$ P" X" i. E: s# q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose." z" C) O  Z# Y( W, I7 D
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.1 b) m! H6 S, C2 G) W& Z8 n2 W5 k/ z3 u
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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