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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol. i6 @; b O, y! L" |) h
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4 l* q7 i) v8 h4 u5 dThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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: J" w# A) O9 n( j5 V/ O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.. s; D' q$ Z3 s$ x' H
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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1 s' F' O) R- d8 _8 N: k& l7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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9 ?4 U5 ^) q; C* C6 j3 V2 `! h8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask+ i$ F1 s9 W+ P) w$ o1 t) n- }% }
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.4 A% C" i5 V' I! X* ]( U
0 @5 I- i& j5 S% V/ ^ Q( Z10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are. q% I( [$ w$ f8 R0 N" Y; X* o
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& M% j/ g$ B1 o" ]: n
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!; \% {, A- j' ]& z
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!; @3 u% K; j* {* u+ R9 }
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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