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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.6 R! B: `* u6 U
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8 {9 a) a8 S: h5 F; U$ ~2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. F( n8 q. Z: h1 ]: q
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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% v6 {. ?2 y7 p3 b+ v3 k8 T4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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6 Y/ K5 o) e6 B5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.* O9 j. n1 U. N- u5 q) w
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+ Q, w+ C) R* `; @) e6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.) i7 R6 l B8 g2 A j6 N
4 }7 V) J& E* c* M8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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o, Y6 Z J( z( E v* I10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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1 D* X5 J/ |) \" V11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.& M; N, A* I1 s" O2 h% j
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.* }3 x7 n- x, Y! f: G ^
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!/ l( W* V7 G# H6 g5 Y8 c
9 ]- X8 g; ?( t( Y% d( N; R14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!! \0 F i U2 Y, b& z) d
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And; last, but not least!)
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