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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol) d8 ~; c% C+ R1 a0 l3 l: v! k
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:6 ]. d8 P  V+ @8 t1 n

9 T. u- ^! l; Y, ]* q/ I3 O1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.1 V3 H/ |4 A9 N" h( y
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.. R, i3 X' S3 D5 r, d

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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.( w7 w, p: A3 \; _
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# f9 W4 O6 ^8 s% j& }" @6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! s8 i( V- v9 z

7 j" f# C5 f+ |) Z: W, S7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
, s, N% }+ \; }. |'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'3 f  ]' h' |. ^) {
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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, m1 U: r( J1 y- a10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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- B  j2 k8 R2 {$ y11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme./ l: I8 b1 T' F! o8 M1 B/ w

# E* N1 X1 s- |" `. E12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.8 ?! I- ]1 i3 C: x8 c" G

5 W+ Y. w1 b5 C' E# k: a13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!% ]3 p: t6 l: k

  ]. o: i$ V; t. F14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.2 Y  t2 T1 `% ^9 ]$ n

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