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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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* c( [# @/ V+ W: j( t# w5 d! yThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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! @9 J* T/ @0 P/ J$ d/ B1 X1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.; i$ t& S% m) I0 {' m# e: p
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" v* F: {$ V( J6 f4 d7 ?' ~2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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0 k; |" ? `* Z5 [& \/ o3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.+ ^+ t! I" J% k
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.4 F. b/ ~- L* M* z
1 a! L, a' t$ H5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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9 {, z2 n# n- U) ^& ?- |5 ]6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area8 [3 o, e A+ \
. ^; P& V4 Y4 [, ~. e" x% B7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask) u4 O4 Z4 s' m# M% [4 J- C
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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2 J# R; ?, e! Q5 \5 N: s( Z- G9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.3 _, g6 R( I$ w, Y J
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.# L6 @" z5 @/ O
4 i Y" G$ e; g) Q8 E+ o. A c/ q11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.( T; ?; Y" ?! t
7 e8 {8 h% L) y7 R9 ]12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.: ]0 }, H. S" t
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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