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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol3 ]! h4 \ J3 M
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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* J+ F# a! [6 d# O, B5 b5 j H1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.' f+ n/ B) X5 s! x9 y8 I t+ T. [) t
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2 G/ ~; c. L! h% W2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.& M/ T6 F$ m6 X8 r
3 x2 l/ V7 e2 M: g+ L. E3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." o/ e! d( ^, O: C
; n5 q$ V& k1 W8 c' U# ^% }4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.% E) P) J3 Y! s5 Z+ ]8 P3 V7 G
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! d" |' Q. [ {' h1 ^" v: V3 I
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.+ q0 W, E& J3 T; u
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask- _8 b0 B/ D! u
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.5 l2 ?* V4 q8 M- t9 |3 G* p' w
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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' L8 J0 h1 D* r$ |1 f: C2 l1 H: y11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.' F; @1 D" A* [( w
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!3 Z2 t5 Q7 \/ t+ r
F' J3 }4 O+ B! _. b- U$ o3 Y14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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