things to do at walmart (hilarious)

火星女孩

it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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8 Y1 \& d* ]0 F% b8 v% L: p! ~Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) x% a3 z0 H4 K8 s$ ^# r+ ^2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

5 ]% A5 k. I* D4 R3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.


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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.

9 }% f! w; n9 q( t0 C  w8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
5 N' a" \: ^7 ]+ G. {* T# d7 R'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.

- o3 u% ~! B- O  M12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!

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And; last, but not least!)
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如果是中文的该多好

枫的泪

你又不是不会翻译= =

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曦梦ヾ风之子

有一点给女性的感觉， 但是很好，很强大

Kuryuki

i had that on my CR page

R3DL1GHT

LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...

wa00724

路过支持一个！   呵呵~

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小叶子

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.

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