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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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3 m% z4 J; P# b8 c$ g1 p) P( KThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:4 d R z2 x& L4 Y* R' W; T) L+ y
5 K9 h' ?$ n3 H7 \. [7 H, H* o1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.8 U# j, w2 {$ H7 m$ P( k
$ C* ~$ M6 H! }3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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) R' N& I! v7 m* @# j; \* }5 O5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.8 u$ L$ B7 K, P7 D" z
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! p# J% J2 H8 K( @! @6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area) p; v4 i, i5 w% n( j$ I9 z8 k
. K$ S- W: g1 f$ h$ S$ ?' v5 g7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department., U0 _4 I8 H+ N7 r4 f
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 o- g2 v9 A- l/ O U# j# t
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9 R8 r4 S9 O( L' ?* o8 N9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.0 q" U/ C& i2 O8 |
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.9 k" C/ Q9 q* v2 A% u0 K
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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& d5 |# D$ Z7 z( G12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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, ^) ~9 s1 W" S0 Q" V13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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