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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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3 ~# `0 b* k+ uThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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/ Z" t0 k$ J. E& |- Y4 V9 Q1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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+ J3 V, Z) {- i; T+ G2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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% V) R8 T5 a) `" s5 d, F2 n4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.# z/ I( e$ y5 {" A' C# f
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" ], {& E8 @( Z% V+ o6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.* k- N: I# v9 N5 ^9 L
* |5 z! u& _ C" o; u* |6 B8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask2 R N; e( p0 ^4 H8 ^) c
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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+ r( _8 o1 Z J: k! }9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 l b9 m$ e3 K$ g$ C$ C
4 H; M9 |8 t: ]+ B' f% u10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.5 k3 }2 M- I- `
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.; X. z& y1 c( J
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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/ Z. W, Y8 ?3 |3 M) J. k; i14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" l4 f: _6 R O1 d
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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