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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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9 a5 O3 k1 G6 [! ?2 [Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. S+ ^, D- P4 o- [1 V6 m

8 v. M6 L# a! s, k1 G) b+ K( w1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.! s/ a' p( P- O' L8 x

/ z! p' d  k6 c3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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# Z- V6 h4 D' ^9 H6 e+ p/ k5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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8 v5 w9 T8 s1 C* t7 I: v6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area2 ], b) B: |" a* k. F0 N. D6 O! T# G* Q
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.3 c  S4 w' Z% q: D1 x! n/ H
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.1 `4 i2 i5 m# `$ ^: D/ o: P
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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6 u! A9 v5 Y: O0 q2 v0 f11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.7 H7 i! R' |$ ?& q; ~* Q
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!4 c3 r9 x. L7 _
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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. w" ]0 P# C3 O- F' rAnd; last, but not least!)
! a% h% y' t2 b! y4 V' O15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.* H* F3 Z$ f5 U( X
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