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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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1 {; R( N$ i( T3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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- C7 v4 v1 S. Y. e" K! L5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.9 v4 Q6 R4 N8 y! [! }
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0 ?3 s7 a2 C/ f, r6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7 e6 V8 K& d/ m+ s! P9 i7 I) |7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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_) t% K1 \/ n* o$ u8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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1 w; n+ F3 z4 j& t# d9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! ^- ?4 b& j3 f; d# u0 e' }9 `+ O
3 ?8 K- _% u0 ~10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.% b6 [: E, w2 u) y* C9 L
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.6 D5 N* q( }8 ~" c6 u& m
. A8 d7 U" J8 m5 t12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.6 n! `6 v+ u9 M8 E6 S
& _6 U( Y- {) A13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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; D" T5 G0 h) { {: @& P14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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