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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.- Y2 q* w% W5 F8 i6 W
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: t4 Z3 m7 O/ b2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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' H% a/ q  f) v, j4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.- Y9 i# ~2 Y! @" ]/ T! X" Z9 B  r
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area3 u( ?9 g- |1 I: L

, {  m8 w5 R1 b& f+ X7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.# Z9 |$ T3 ^8 S

. c) \# W3 V. M1 W* f) d8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.: I; X; h$ d: j0 T5 g/ P
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.) m9 g6 H4 [  T

- H4 i, ?! e2 [  O8 b' ?9 j1 G11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.8 E2 a- A8 u3 R0 s4 T/ Q" x
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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- B( I( o3 |( w: _13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!3 A( u. z6 m  o  R

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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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