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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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" ?0 h: P" L" l1 x" B4 xThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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6 N2 z8 r$ n& D1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) K0 e; h/ R4 a3 U2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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; T" y2 B3 D9 w, ?9 H3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.! {# L3 V" q" Y3 c4 a: R$ f5 r
9 v$ |: i, h2 @4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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" [" y. U$ x& d8 ~3 C' O5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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0 a5 k# m: v4 k* j6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area! B; O& u+ @9 J# P6 s2 l
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.: U( M$ U2 {5 Q! a% W( w( ?) g% D
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask& s" e) [. ]1 J. V$ n
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.( I' T; N4 b$ t
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.) A9 a- V$ P. W5 `# h- W F
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.! T! W! r4 `% b/ V: a7 f# N$ s
: E* J3 c% _9 ]0 J- L4 x/ w12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.0 Z! W# q+ o. y* b+ ^! Y
, d8 b' ]* N3 R( G13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!8 C4 q+ ]/ p8 U! u6 c
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And; last, but not least!)
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