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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol1 _/ u6 l# F1 E: h' j

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6 f5 M, [" m3 i( q2 f) t# @9 GThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:" Z, |( r8 B% {( J9 E! ^3 J! c

  Q3 Z6 f) X' L9 ?1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.3 X! N- w! |# ?5 o. x  f0 A

& B4 b3 A: j& p9 Z' g7 J4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.3 d! y" U7 {9 R& z6 C
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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' h1 t+ ~6 m* C7 j6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area# u* a8 f+ N) V9 S

1 w! G: y8 ^2 O; @* j/ ~' F7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department." ]( Z% D1 m  d6 V& ^% b
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
6 m, T" U# b0 S# t# S'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'" v1 w6 |. u6 S3 Y

% R2 P* L2 A5 x' b. \7 t5 V9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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- u) I+ u3 }4 _! U10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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1 Z0 _" ^4 {# y: q$ K5 Y+ n% @: }11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.1 w# y1 Q" Q' K+ F( K* ?* e  R# _

2 N# ], w. X0 u( A& C4 ]5 j12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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9 X9 d4 ^/ x) y+ ~; _$ d! q0 D- O13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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5 D3 T. T* E5 @9 R  H. h$ C14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!+ b* x- `2 D! W9 ?  B4 _
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.$ Y9 J: @. N7 v* I  ?
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