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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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p# d, `6 S0 e7 v s' vThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:6 Q. _; \( r* q; ?( P$ H: A
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.' l3 E* O6 h p( {8 Q N. e/ m
2 C' | D1 L" h4 a4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask3 [) p, v% H! W! t" m7 C. e
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.' [9 ]! v$ O8 K7 `# I
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.. X6 ]. E& [+ j, ~5 z5 b$ u
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!7 w n9 S6 Q- ^: p1 h
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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