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things to do at walmart (hilarious)

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发表于 2008-12-20 23:57 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol% x; u/ E6 K" w5 L" X

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( ~5 ~) G! f2 a( kThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:; |9 Y" A) V0 o8 ]
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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) U- Y! l+ d7 B0 h3 q2 l4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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- t& t- t) ^9 o' A: K6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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) g0 q  X* R( W+ V% S7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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7 K. v) J0 x4 O: ?+ }0 ]2 \+ U8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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0 t  \- N, r6 Q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.* @. u' \& q: Z: m% I
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.' _4 |& y  Y; N# L# U  t7 H

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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!( D! W7 k, N7 x% N7 d
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"
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发表于 2008-12-21 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-21 21:59 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
如果是中文的该多好
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发表于 2008-12-22 11:53 | 显示全部楼层
你又不是不会翻译= =
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发表于 2008-12-24 11:02 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2008-12-24 22:56 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
搞笑
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发表于 2008-12-25 14:53 | 显示全部楼层
有一点给女性的感觉, 但是很好,很强大
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2009-1-9 20:43 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
i had that on my CR page
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发表于 2009-1-27 22:23 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
LOL........ I cant believe im on here lookin at this...
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发表于 2009-3-1 23:35 | 显示全部楼层

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路过支持一个!   呵呵~
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发表于 2009-3-2 12:30 | 显示全部楼层
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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