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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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4 U" P j! |, }) E. Y2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.4 s* r8 W% Q1 G i5 j
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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1 @' o( \, a4 T7 R5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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) _# R8 z: Q5 s; S7 p6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area6 D$ [' ^7 B& P
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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; G i; F% x) Z9 D- q/ S' ~ F$ `8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask4 D+ s3 ]) d# m( A# t3 h* ]
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.3 m+ L# B7 q" b7 i
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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/ l+ O* F# j- ?/ c4 f14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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And; last, but not least!)
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