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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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; `. \5 W3 q# v8 ]& e, O3 g4 P5 vThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:* U. d, }, F* c V+ m1 h
+ ^: L& X |% g" L# S8 i. o1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking., L+ }$ u7 T' i; `' t
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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A! `7 F* \& i( v# J" J3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms., q" U' L) I) {% o; [
4 o# v# j8 p$ Y7 |4 D4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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7 F" n. Z" P3 G3 _0 ?6 v, z6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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7 Q0 Q2 K/ ]# ~! Z0 y1 p/ S% @8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
% m! ?5 ?1 C# A) }7 r1 F'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' g. `; U# j6 Z/ D. y4 X
+ f" M; k* Y3 r& Z, R% U! l( Q9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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$ J. v1 S$ }) K. B10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.( _1 A v# A1 {
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.) ]; _) x: W+ P3 k
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!& m( i$ U: H( b
) Q- L! R# ^7 @2 v% L9 rAnd; last, but not least!)
$ ^3 x! U5 K) E5 ]0 q15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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