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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol6 b& J. K6 B) r% u6 Q
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$ J o5 `' V. }/ F+ n$ L" W; G( f9 l8 CThings to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:5 |; a3 A' ^9 R6 `
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.5 X$ H, l! q! f/ K2 y9 J# A" f
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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& h: S D5 d0 ~& D9 h5 i& f3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. T. A* C( m" b" j
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; y' ], m y( v; P9 o+ }$ s6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area" u% h9 }' X$ P9 V; k2 Z. P
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7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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$ ?: O3 q6 v4 @* o7 b# J8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.) d q0 {) ?9 S$ w9 ~6 j, r
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
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0 k4 K; M0 t: u2 v1 g/ A12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.1 P7 t! s( Q, B
9 F8 J4 L8 Q8 m6 b/ h. M13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!
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14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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