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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:
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1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
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/ I4 V2 r0 K: ? R, g3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms." s7 ~6 q6 |6 _; X, Z( x
* {. a9 `7 ^7 j3 a. B2 y9 G# g G: J4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.& p" z1 z3 K* R6 h( c' p
4 I% K6 G0 ^, @$ g$ D+ U9 J5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area
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( [. r+ o6 z9 Z7 K f8 A7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.2 z& m& Y5 k: _/ E( ^
" ?; V1 v' d }- y1 y& a8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask
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0 N& F2 L, ~- f1 n$ t* B e9 F9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.
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! p K8 z d0 y+ p10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are.6 S' ?$ ?' @- a/ N5 ~% ~ @
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.2 ?( S' U* |8 k9 M; X1 W
1 k1 a+ n/ U, Q5 d& I12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!. X" ^& a0 }, d9 x
1 O: f; H8 A8 w) U14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!" V0 `" J5 `0 [7 |: N$ g+ K @
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And; last, but not least!)
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