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it's hilarious, but i didn't write it lol* J$ K& m7 v' I8 H4 {5 W0 M4 k+ k
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Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parents is/are taking their sweet time:. d9 M8 @- }4 r; \$ y. o7 v2 `
2 Z. h1 i! c6 C/ ?: r1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
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2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.; n8 v% J# e. p" r- A0 Z
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms.
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9 L4 L9 @+ t, x4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.6 \" G, n; a! ? n, G. S7 O
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5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.7 P! V- N. N: r
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6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area8 {6 E" q) b" w+ l. n* ?
' q$ C- C0 ?4 _4 D- K' v4 t7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring in pillows from the bedding department.
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8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask; J4 R/ T& y* t2 i7 t% I; Z" X
'Why can't you people just leave me alone?'
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/ v. H( s6 [0 g) Z$ G/ ]6 Z8 V9. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, & and pick your nose.! P: o" X& i! X* e: q+ ]2 g
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10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti- depressants are., g$ r- r. O8 l, b Q$ p, g( U
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11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.- {# i1 s4 ~& f3 K
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12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
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13. Hide in a clothing rack; when people browse through, say PICK ME!# x3 w5 S9 E4 A/ B% B
7 p, l# `9 D3 V. m' E14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!
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15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!" |
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