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Canadian idiot
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5 ~( G( W% l/ O8 F r' p, `% |Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot& d0 x# Y! n0 \, |' C& ]
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
* f) r; E- `( T9 l/ n# {And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
6 E1 p5 U; g* }* X' ~% `0 K6 eI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
) A) c0 r; g9 o5 r' m; Q, YAnd they leave the house without packing heat( S) @5 ^6 S$ m: l( m
Never even bring their guns to the mall" u7 h1 W# ~. c4 y% S
And you know what else is too funny?$ b! Z$ K# z+ S. E- r* J% A
Their stupid Monopoly money8 ?* D( T ~. n: T, q
Can't take 'em seriously at all$ l9 B, W- @6 M# E3 Y; p
$ U' m/ |) h* j8 [6 [( |9 bWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
! }) z6 G( S3 H; N# X: W% F/ wThey treat curling just like it's a real sport
* E: X# f, `6 }+ N8 f9 L, M/ [They think their silly accent is so cute
: \% X) H$ f: W5 J$ o! iCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot7 r( O" F+ q( u* {* J: R: q- F
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
, b& r: V: ]1 q( ]0 i3 UCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
6 \3 E, f& S; ` q" q Y# N7 CThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion' O5 A2 d) B4 T- p! B2 B
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
( L% G( H% y1 BAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni5 W+ T; ~$ }5 V& l5 u' Z- p) d8 [
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
I; H# v$ {# g- R) N# Iwont figure out the temperature in Celsius7 Z7 A5 w z: X8 ?+ f2 D& N
See the map, they're hovering right over us* A) E1 D: I R$ J
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous+ @9 o- l ?" V
2 ?8 I( G2 g( A7 R+ w5 {" @5 x, gAlways hear the same kind of story! D0 ]2 r. t( @9 A( H4 {6 M3 A+ s+ }
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
9 t6 L) D8 c: a* z* gTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?; E5 E* a- R W9 u- R8 [
It's gotta mean they're all up to something( d6 c/ ~7 }; k
So quick, before they see it coming
# X$ l: t" A5 a5 D/ O3 K% ?Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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