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Canadian idiot
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% [) e: q0 z, d8 a" B/ Y: n. `Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot+ z8 _/ u% Z( |& b3 w; V
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut0 R' f1 q" b% t0 S7 N! v: F
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?. y* M6 h- X3 g
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
* R) b# D8 o& r* ^; p4 IAnd they leave the house without packing heat S" O2 f% C8 a' n: W
Never even bring their guns to the mall
) x8 e, w% i/ E& q# IAnd you know what else is too funny?
$ t. f4 R3 ~$ n, W9 `( o% j2 HTheir stupid Monopoly money* O% L C1 C% C
Can't take 'em seriously at all
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export& c7 y5 B- N, u' K$ w2 j
They treat curling just like it's a real sport2 b5 ? s. M* b
They think their silly accent is so cute
4 b% B! y, y! o# JCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot) E0 i' x) M: V1 Y* q
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
) l( M o4 J* X( C. z+ Y4 S, _Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
" k9 X! J* e( z7 hThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
! A4 O* i2 k# v1 w- B5 `5 i; e: aEat their weight in Kraft macaroni8 r" Z# h( ~6 S M/ {" W3 K4 j
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
3 J, z2 p! O ~ I8 Z+ ]0 u1 o% EAll over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot9 K7 K5 u( C" }* X+ ]+ P
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius4 T* {) l0 A/ l. G. C" L
See the map, they're hovering right over us
0 H u7 L7 ?& l: v* |Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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9 S3 M$ h1 d9 h. o+ ^Always hear the same kind of story/ w8 X# @9 t5 ^
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"3 h t8 n: _% w* h% @
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?& h3 }+ B7 ?. H9 K. m; @' Q% H: q
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
- R. X8 O6 C) q- q8 O$ P/ ~4 J5 pSo quick, before they see it coming/ F1 |0 l9 P$ P# ^ X/ P( I
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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