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Canadian idiot9 n: q; l" \3 c2 a& R
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot6 P. H4 O' Q; e5 }/ d
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut$ a$ F) d2 i, \- B' F. [' y
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
) v( v3 V; W6 A! K0 ?2 bI never learned my alphabet from A to Zed+ n/ B$ {2 F8 Z: R
% {; G! ^, b2 w+ AThey all live on donuts and moose meat
" l) p k, a! ?+ Z1 B3 rAnd they leave the house without packing heat5 g% i# O5 Q0 L! D5 w0 w
Never even bring their guns to the mall
( m+ ?4 E8 w5 i2 xAnd you know what else is too funny?7 J2 }; L1 Z3 s/ M
Their stupid Monopoly money
( I5 l) a5 F; s+ I8 \Can't take 'em seriously at all1 I2 [5 y8 _) H- z& t: u
3 _; i- x" r4 Z( z3 P: f! M& x% BWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export1 R( }6 H' K+ I8 n1 v/ v0 E
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
8 ]! p: ]% c. HThey think their silly accent is so cute
- b; O, b5 y, K; e sCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot7 A. J. ~# h9 O: q0 g3 Y
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
! {" \ a* {- _5 k1 zCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
1 u X0 E) J6 O5 J0 bThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
0 M. u# [8 r. K6 {, }; z+ {6 H9 E: \! _Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni0 x9 ?* z$ {* d- {$ e$ g; A) M
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
) u- Y2 S4 s' e' Y1 p, e4 AAll over Saskatchewan6 W& }; Y7 D/ d, m. w
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
" X9 Z4 y) W/ P- |wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
& Q7 X9 v- f! K7 |( BSee the map, they're hovering right over us
0 a5 ~" @" M% |+ H0 [) u7 Q6 t# G3 p$ rTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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Always hear the same kind of story
* I# P9 {) K* kBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
4 M0 \+ T$ V" P0 W- Z1 nTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
8 a% V$ T2 U- M9 ~# ^$ bIt's gotta mean they're all up to something
$ l0 m0 g6 t# N8 w: e% E+ ^So quick, before they see it coming2 U) G: b w2 L- R4 P. [8 K
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