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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* v* j0 X9 W$ L& i
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut4 ^* w1 @) m; R4 ^( s
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?7 V5 j4 W6 }0 j! x
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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They all live on donuts and moose meat7 r9 ^" }- U# q3 R8 W! G, {
And they leave the house without packing heat4 X, W6 q. A$ A+ \+ {: ^4 G
Never even bring their guns to the mall* ?( e3 u9 S2 m
And you know what else is too funny?. x% y, y+ ^ R. g3 d
Their stupid Monopoly money
: ]. P& h( v( R( X$ ZCan't take 'em seriously at all4 C( g9 _$ u% I- g
& g5 j& d% g; B' G P& o* K+ rWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
% ], i, Q5 f8 ~3 lThey treat curling just like it's a real sport1 r; d, A R1 T9 T
They think their silly accent is so cute
) V% i6 A W) W D& b! a; qCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot2 m! i$ d' l: G; N/ s/ e$ Y" J# j! v/ m
: m5 z5 K, R W7 p$ u# WSure, they've got their national healthcare4 Y4 g' R: C) f9 F% q2 s* M Q
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air3 ?( W5 G# o2 E- G! d& @3 d* a) P: q
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion
' h6 C Y. E8 f0 j! E% qEat their weight in Kraft macaroni% E. R" r. t) @9 @" A' B: d
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
- \) J6 W: \2 @ L+ T- l7 F! E* fAll over Saskatchewan
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7 d( ?; f' G2 L# ~! bDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot7 S5 B4 C4 a% u1 s/ L: [. C
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
7 a" Z% o# D2 }+ [9 ZSee the map, they're hovering right over us$ a2 ?3 ~& z8 n1 T) M0 q! T8 }8 ~% h
Tell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous, q9 p4 g. w" v' {- T
; I" L8 Z7 u% M/ A3 R" a0 t6 XAlways hear the same kind of story
7 w) u' z' R) |) ]8 O5 V8 aBreak their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"+ v7 l; F* A- u
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
, i4 r% F# t) R" W3 |It's gotta mean they're all up to something
( I) j' j/ c& J! B( N" ZSo quick, before they see it coming3 |" R7 s4 d. Q1 z( u- H
Time for a pre-emptive strike |
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