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Canadian idiot
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot* T, @8 X P8 C0 w1 c5 \
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut. I9 V4 d' z# F
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?: a$ x. o+ ^, K# U8 ?. L2 X7 ?) ]
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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0 o* f- V8 s, y, ^: T0 ~7 @They all live on donuts and moose meat
4 J/ d% R+ W) L5 \" a. e9 \' OAnd they leave the house without packing heat
6 V6 N( G8 N! ~' i lNever even bring their guns to the mall
2 R& P2 y. w" |And you know what else is too funny?; w; t+ E2 Z; `! _7 x. O
Their stupid Monopoly money
. Y: p, Y- \( a/ o' z5 ACan't take 'em seriously at all( A7 a# L- ^$ ]: C/ i& \6 {
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export1 O) X6 o1 [# @$ h/ b
They treat curling just like it's a real sport
# l) K9 x0 Y ^+ X3 h( R7 N0 h RThey think their silly accent is so cute
/ I4 t& n3 w7 f; gCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot1 u h1 \8 p, b' }
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare- A3 t8 i! [, E+ _ q; l
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air- {' C" o1 D4 N0 Y
Then again, well, they've got Celine Dion% q- I q& w6 ~) @" v) G0 S
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
! T" r, Y: g3 UAnd dream of drivin' a Zamboni
& @( Y$ o& |- Q8 a" b4 QAll over Saskatchewan
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( Q' x) z+ X0 N, e% yDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
+ h, l Y* {$ J2 q0 D: t) Hwont figure out the temperature in Celsius
+ f; `+ d, t" d: S/ qSee the map, they're hovering right over us
8 c d6 G1 a% h! v" E; P( b4 o4 fTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous' h" t& C2 q5 J. F/ W2 A8 f7 ^; J+ j; y1 y
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Always hear the same kind of story
9 N6 ~* C* U" _Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!": j2 f( ?- B/ O) U
Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
- K0 a2 h5 M- v J( {5 Z2 k! [It's gotta mean they're all up to something
3 ]( E0 @/ v: O5 G7 ~2 [ BSo quick, before they see it coming
2 d1 |* S- X( \% t9 X" e9 CTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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