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Canadian idiot
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$ @( B0 j& @7 u! DDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot! X' B) H+ H6 [# a
Don't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut
: i2 F9 C" e w& A* n7 {8 X6 HAnd do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?% m* C) Z* D6 s! v, h* [
I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed
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- i2 E( f& u, p' Q1 NThey all live on donuts and moose meat
2 t+ ?; }6 ?; j, MAnd they leave the house without packing heat
1 b8 `* K7 e. `, RNever even bring their guns to the mall' H. }3 f/ n0 T5 T) N' P& E$ b: F
And you know what else is too funny?
0 ~/ W ?" J+ g7 t+ }& B" UTheir stupid Monopoly money7 _' @1 R+ [& ]; u0 R
Can't take 'em seriously at all* M& I$ ^3 C: ?0 r6 m" p
+ ]4 i. ^ m( z2 Z# s6 a( RWell, maple syrup and snow's what they export
. F$ U- w0 J# v! O0 DThey treat curling just like it's a real sport; I( b' X( k7 T) Y; b6 K
They think their silly accent is so cute
. U# C5 {( v6 x* z7 `2 w: Y9 ?- mCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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Sure, they've got their national healthcare
" o' o$ \5 q. @- ^$ V! RCheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
: H) A3 j: B7 Z) l6 Z) sThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion
$ ?$ S3 F! U' \$ g! vEat their weight in Kraft macaroni" d0 \1 |6 C# d9 R: ^( B
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
0 p2 V8 g0 j# f" g: ]0 H8 t+ qAll over Saskatchewan6 M$ y( o0 Y7 p) Y5 q
c i' p/ }8 C: IDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot. l6 ?* Z7 j7 _. c/ w8 \" e+ p" D" a
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius& @+ X) O# @; h$ {
See the map, they're hovering right over us
9 T7 u" ] l" V1 hTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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7 B# D* P8 n5 C! `/ m/ }! b' x6 mAlways hear the same kind of story7 ~ U# A0 Q6 _+ w% {
Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
' f& |8 Y: L2 o+ v7 gTell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?# H% s& l/ {& w$ G: u+ U& j
It's gotta mean they're all up to something
; \2 ]8 O0 V% ]: rSo quick, before they see it coming
/ t8 g/ ^% h' i2 C( ?/ t9 UTime for a pre-emptive strike |
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