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4 T3 ^ Q! B4 e$ m) S5 g- b& UDon't wanna be a Canadian idiot
- `; W5 K5 T% `% P* wDon't wanna be some beer-swillin' hockey nut* f8 B' L1 [$ t6 F3 H1 Y% ^
And do I look like some frostbitten hosehead?
7 i2 L3 i0 X. f# m( ~I never learned my alphabet from A to Zed6 M' Z) f/ K0 U; C P
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They all live on donuts and moose meat
. T8 d2 j* t( k( }0 B5 |And they leave the house without packing heat
: _" z9 D4 I' r# E3 t2 hNever even bring their guns to the mall
2 U6 u4 \# J6 e9 vAnd you know what else is too funny?
# X; e" m- U" O' _2 X! qTheir stupid Monopoly money' C$ X0 `7 q- Z+ }
Can't take 'em seriously at all) }0 N C. x0 O8 A- }- N
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Well, maple syrup and snow's what they export9 L( m( u9 |) A) Y) t
They treat curling just like it's a real sport$ S5 j3 G/ |; ?
They think their silly accent is so cute
2 g( g1 A- _: J* x/ K/ k, D8 V$ iCan't understand a thing they're talkin' aboot
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6 m6 v, B- u/ W2 J9 Y# K9 PSure, they've got their national healthcare, P. k3 G0 `. W* F: Y( n5 |
Cheaper meds, low crime rates and clean air
* |: Y8 s6 U0 ~7 M* qThen again, well, they've got Celine Dion( _: x; ], Z2 m! B7 h0 v
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni$ P/ V1 t& y. E+ u# S$ I
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni, }1 e" P1 }2 f2 V2 W
All over Saskatchewan
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Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot+ r" E' i9 {3 h
wont figure out the temperature in Celsius
H( z/ z, k( J8 W: v2 o, SSee the map, they're hovering right over us
, V0 N8 n4 k& w: {8 CTell you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous
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4 K) ~' }: p" x7 ^Always hear the same kind of story
# q4 ?( Y' H2 d1 }Break their nose, and they'll just say "Sorry!"
+ _! f5 K4 M9 L }Tell me, what kinda freaks are that polite?
" S6 v) x- K0 `/ z5 eIt's gotta mean they're all up to something5 j) h6 x+ L; w( O
So quick, before they see it coming
3 @! D8 e: @4 c ETime for a pre-emptive strike |
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