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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
: K% a+ E, J6 i8 KShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
; f8 y3 q; e% a# x: p8 M/ S1 hThe frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' % o8 n6 D2 x' E4 C |2 R
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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0 R; z) d7 D# nWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' - j/ {; J- ~6 v
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' v S, R- G: K8 q* q
9 S3 y1 b* j+ l8 i; _7 hFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 6 E4 |- W$ T; q+ m2 M! F
2 @! q2 n$ W$ `. c0 IThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. + {9 h' x' U o9 t* T3 o
" K# n# `0 ~1 q* A. {; OThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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# O" z4 Z6 G/ s6 V& y8 RFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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! T1 v8 N+ t$ @; NThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 5 V# [0 q1 I* w8 T- _- y
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 3 D, |! z" |- L: c
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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9 O ? K1 O3 q9 d. b( p- OMale readers : Please scroll down.
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0 ?2 v: L& @6 X# H, jThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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% b- b/ [4 T3 K, u$ [, P' n+ K+ Q4 CMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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