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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. ; B* i+ ]! s& _* h* P- S6 u
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. % W! e$ k3 K) D) y. v- F! j
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 3 W( R" ^0 L& X: B7 b, z! Y! w+ N
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. - j; a5 S" S& _
% Z7 ]3 G6 x. |3 v \( w! v$ tWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' * O9 j- Z( t7 U8 z, U2 ]
% ]! f2 S5 C# ~% V5 q' } `For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world!
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7 ]1 v, x# f, h8 { G2 H0 i! lFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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' u0 O/ V1 i2 p1 _ j9 \The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 3 r- `; K0 E% [+ c$ {# h
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' ) U$ K6 O& }: K6 l
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 8 I/ i# v# n' q- P, Y
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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5 f- g! G' g% a0 b& I! bMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 8 M) z2 i* J( d ?& Z# @. \
; y \/ m' W* Y1 ^' n$ bAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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( K L, _" [2 V* Y. kThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. ' N# k0 c: w6 {: w
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$ W% |% G- A) h0 ~8 OLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show ' v8 F7 B: f7 \- j/ t i: b2 x" x
: ^- C, ]9 j& }PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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