Women's Golf

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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods.
# I+ n! h, }2 X1 C9 MShe went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap.
2 M5 X5 o9 q/ v) p6 i) ~The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.

, }' h, i1 ^$ t& A/ C' C" ~5 `Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.'

For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.

. w& I  O5 H7 H! w- zThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'

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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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: z7 C/ b2 z! D& DThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'

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) L% G5 V1 l! gThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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" X1 l9 _7 S* ?9 R8 jMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.

: {2 P. X! m( GAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good.
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) x! P. W0 B8 C! W0 BMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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, {* v3 @3 o$ R0 }Moral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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+ Y' i( \+ f9 h: xLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show
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PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!!

billzhao

women are clever, no doubt.
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Very nice a story. Thanks for sharing.