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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 8 a, s) l; ~% r( W" i4 y
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 3 D0 m$ X1 |% j7 m9 x* G( X
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 0 U% v4 @( G/ q
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes.
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 7 ~$ y$ C& w2 T( q/ S" z6 ~8 A
2 R4 Y$ a4 I0 B5 P4 k1 G$ e) K2 ~The woman said, 'That's okay.' 4 o1 a( C; J$ F
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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$ [6 ~- e- E! J( }5 L# U2 v. v. ?The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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7 Z% `) S' o& JSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 3 ^0 ?' S8 F' R* m8 V1 B: H5 d
" [6 `) w9 V w" \+ \For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ! ^8 ^4 R# m- |4 q3 v2 |
: u( @9 `: d$ L6 W* W& BThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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! y/ U5 A7 M& _, v RSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! m8 p8 j: p9 E" A0 h& `( c! ?) z
H [. C4 H; M$ p3 CThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' , L4 \. |: ^* ?
/ v. [0 i: Q) M4 ]5 fMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. # Q, ^0 A* f p# q) C5 j' o; U8 R- @
% L& V F: Y% {- |5 A! RMale readers : Please scroll down. $ D! b* K- N( T: o
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3 {- J" ^# J6 X% ~+ k/ p6 _& ?9 mThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 8 \0 J& v& B& g3 b; A* H
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Moral of the story : Women think they're smart. ) L! V' m. W0 u
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. u' X6 O. ?0 q. z4 s' KLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 7 \9 G5 k# [ u/ C' [2 D
# O0 x- r3 k( X* u2 u8 \PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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