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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 8 t- K. u [0 }
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 3 }( H+ a8 y1 u0 l/ b# K
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.'
& J( P* I: q4 ?3 v# i+ v% _The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. # M# b8 N4 n( s& I8 w0 y1 u- Q' ?6 z
4 d: A$ r8 ]% oWhatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' / p. H! Q. {- v6 N
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' + s8 V* w1 B+ \, A8 K8 p+ f
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For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. 6 n9 B' n% i+ v' h8 A" F
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 0 K1 ] }, O5 a, i/ C
* m( a3 L. I5 dFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. 3 f; o, V, K" V8 I7 e( p% m& L
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The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' 8 {$ }- r/ L/ j+ k* h
( E9 O' }4 \1 {+ gThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.'
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q9 J& v4 f8 e5 C( \+ X1 hSo, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world! 6 \2 e' S3 ~" K9 R
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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8 E: K' [$ W) uMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.
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8 h# M" ?/ b1 y" i. vAttention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 0 t* @$ H+ j/ j% j3 j
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Male readers : Please scroll down.
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% X5 \: u9 V. G/ gThe man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife 8 y' E6 n& H- v
0 c; |: w& e5 H* x- f% SMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. # S) P1 Z! z2 I4 O5 k
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 8 Q- h% e% a7 \ p z( V
" X, o- T% h. C. `PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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