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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. $ C; }# `8 p3 q3 ]
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. 2 O8 R9 ]0 P$ X9 z" E. W
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' 7 r: ^7 L' U+ B3 G0 @* D* }
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. ; z1 a7 g# ?" a/ c7 `
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!' 5 X; M: E5 m8 t* l
: R4 l, X6 e' @1 b9 tThe woman said, 'That's okay.' r( B7 c' {$ \' U5 O
4 F* n- ]" d+ N% g; k8 T. WFor her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. 2 n8 a( w, l# ~ G# }+ D0 U- s( e
9 T5 c6 z) ?8 L5 l! AThe frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'. ' P. F) G/ S! m
$ L& N" }5 L7 p- jThe woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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. N8 { N3 u) e% kSo, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! - }* [. @/ e, p* {3 w" J) A! W
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For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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$ A9 j* L9 F! Z1 q o+ P8 kThe frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.'
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The woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' + n% U' r6 ?5 q- ^# _# c* H
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The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.'
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& q8 w9 U6 b: o+ ^7 }( f% g, rMoral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. 5 X" f* g$ d( ~
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. 1 Q9 e; @) s! J k* y: M
7 a8 W2 A* I0 M. I# s1 e7 UMale readers : Please scroll down.
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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- w6 @4 v- U! J: u1 o8 S" fMoral of the story : Women think they're smart. & J6 U* P- }5 ?$ S% y) C1 _1 h
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Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show : Q0 m/ v/ G ~* r$ F3 r2 N$ G( \1 q
# Y$ t8 v7 @8 Q' Y! A6 OPS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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