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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. 7 L$ c" y& A+ @& Z5 O, g( l
She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. ; i3 b0 T# @4 Q4 \2 r# A7 r
The frog said to her, 'If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes.' % ] n: q# [" g+ D& k" g
The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, 'Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. & [" m1 }* u/ Y# |& c
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Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!'
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The woman said, 'That's okay.' 9 N! k3 g! U4 J `1 J4 z# d
" |( U e+ X! ~For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world.
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The frog warned her, 'You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to'.
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The woman replied, 'That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and he will have eyes only for me.'
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' Q4 h/ `- E1 f. a, a, ?! b7 f; ?So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the world! 2 t( T7 G d9 L
4 N3 |, P- f" k8 h2 Y5 q: bFor her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
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, t( b" D7 \( }The frog said, 'That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he will be ten times richer than you.' ) y; v# V o1 c! e8 [" x+ ^
5 |- r% o/ H$ U, nThe woman said, 'That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine.' 1 L, W* @8 U2 z5 N/ O9 d
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So, KAZAM-she's the richest woman in the world!
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* I- n1 S+ \6 zThe frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, 'I'd like a mild heart attack.' : X3 q d' a( L
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Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. ! ?! n/ n! O. |
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Attention female readers : This is the end of the joke for you.. Stop here and continue feeling good. ; J0 j2 J1 k: }
) A1 [# y3 c6 d u! k5 R( D& RMale readers : Please scroll down. 1 Y# z0 ~" e2 H5 d
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The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife
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; [5 L2 d7 m6 m. xMoral of the story : Women think they're smart.
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' m8 D9 E9 M! s5 j xLet them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show 9 [( w* P3 A% P0 [- x; M& l
' A4 k* A( q2 U% _PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that women never listen!!! |
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