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8 A/ @) @- z. d$ A# a* S- lA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days., ~. ^6 r& V i. r, A* ?
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) C o. v# _; m `; P. d+ V- q5 @The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
; _' H* W! m1 g1 Zlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.# i1 G% b# @* P4 A4 B. A+ s
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i! n5 R& O. G3 ]We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
6 ?0 M3 I m) i* G! j; ^: C" IThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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6 E3 H. I9 M% ~& K The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.% m7 o! y( b* R4 [8 P0 i8 m
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'& ]. U4 p/ y4 c& _& O- ^
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
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