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( C1 e6 F* z9 }3 ^) CA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a3 ?' X' v5 ~% G0 }1 M u2 u
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.4 L4 v; A* S9 Z# @2 P$ e6 E0 m9 b3 ^, \
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.: j( u/ J6 w( b1 s% f4 g2 X% E! o
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'., X$ S) [5 h# p- l7 n' }+ M
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'8 N% k- B) X$ J& o: v! P
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'/ o; q2 H* Z1 V& m
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.: \6 W# y9 Y$ z2 j& t2 k% b
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! ) U4 }2 A/ y$ u' S
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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