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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.4 N: H: v$ G8 i# N- w
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'." t- }3 @ L) l7 R9 Q) ]$ ~
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'* @ z/ m( q8 Y
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0 S4 d G8 L$ f1 B& t, @( w- t6 B6 wThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'. t* a( ~5 J( e+ O
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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) U- H2 \* R9 I- ?6 ['Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
r2 a3 O- n8 ^3 I) [Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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