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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.% g+ |6 U6 C- k" a' G
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a( d Q& j+ S0 W1 g2 l
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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- l) h% A* z- m7 wWe're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.( k1 E: O( C: a* n9 T
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9 N0 y* b! l; M- c: F% [8 J0 TThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'. n) z ?3 K! T% A4 d' Z
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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5 @ ~0 G/ U% S; D$ P' i The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.$ {5 U! B9 |0 q" R, N
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'1 Z: u6 }5 X- n6 P2 T
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8 w; v9 t. s$ g" i: D# YThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.5 j5 r. t7 c- x& Y& y0 Z
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! / Y9 p* g% y+ t$ e" W
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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