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8 t b7 \8 \. |# iA week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.: q) |& y/ z. S( g
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4 z H) b! @* d- u# U% r" QThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
" V2 v% e6 q' j2 Q- g) ylittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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) U. D0 Z, K; E" E6 }5 _We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.6 @, l1 o$ J; {# e* {
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- l7 W" a& j2 U# S- l9 z$ wThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
! o1 G1 R+ K% J+ _/ v; C. AThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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0 h" }3 r. T- i3 q2 ~ The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.8 i) @$ M% n& f, i/ H
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'$ }! r; V; w; X, O
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& ~# _+ `/ X' s+ P4 W7 y'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.# Z+ j& j+ Z2 W- f$ s8 M
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'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
1 C$ D( Z; s- P: s) x6 ^* {Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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