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发表于 2009-3-8 16:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.4 N: H: v$ G8 i# N- w
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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'." t- }3 @  L) l7 R9 Q) ]$ ~
The guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'* @  z/ m( q8 Y

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0 S4 d  G8 L$ f1 B& t, @( w- t6 B6 wThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'. t* a( ~5 J( e+ O

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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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) U- H2 \* R9 I- ?6 ['Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
  r2 a3 O- n8 ^3 I) [Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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发表于 2009-3-8 16:41 | 显示全部楼层
fall off by itself! 8 T) j1 j, i* ?& T
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.
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发表于 2009-3-10 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-3-11 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
LOL
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