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发表于 2009-3-8 16:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.
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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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The man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
% _3 E* ]8 p( u9 t# l/ X; vlittle perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.! Z4 b) I) ^. v
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.9 u9 C2 i- A# r. d

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The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
0 P; u, [- f8 jThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
3 s4 Q) [' G* Y9 o+ e( W* N% [" FThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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8 ~% T% F6 d7 d  t$ HThe Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.
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- z6 B8 U3 J6 |+ S3 {) R'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry! # ^  S! p2 u7 q( U8 K, t  B4 G
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'5 v8 e! C9 v" }/ ^- }: G4 r! p1 j
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发表于 2009-3-8 16:41 | 显示全部楼层
fall off by itself!
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?
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发表于 2009-3-8 18:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.
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发表于 2009-3-10 18:18 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-3-11 00:06 | 显示全部楼层
LOL
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