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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.! [/ C# ^ {6 m$ u
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" H# U8 Z/ S N0 VThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a& Q* ~* G- T( J$ {" Q
little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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]: l1 i% n1 v! cThe doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
4 @1 j+ Z, r5 a/ Y$ `( k% UThe next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.
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The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
" f8 |4 p5 h8 q V) vThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'
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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'3 D9 G& L% P N
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'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.( U# l! n5 N1 i& ?4 d7 l! D8 d( P; |
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7 N/ P0 a6 a8 ~+ Z'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
* [; f8 ?5 E8 P$ e, M3 eWait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'- v: k' k2 G- ?% D
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