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sweetspot

An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not use a condom all the time.

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A week after arriving back home in the States, he wakes one morning to find his penis covered with bright green and purple bumps. Horrified, he immediately goes to see a doctor. The doctor, never having seen anything like it, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days.
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/ I2 y2 C6 M3 @3 P* n8 oThe man returns in a couple of days and the doctor says: 'I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it'. The man looks a
# a4 s/ e8 a+ K5 g) s0 `little perplexed and says: 'Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up, doc'. The doctor answers: 'I'm sorry, there's no known cure.
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We're going to have to amputate your penis'. The man screams ! in horror, 'Absolutely not! I want a second opinion'.
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: v7 c! ?* A! K) A1 R' ?4 ~The doctor replies: 'Well, it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice'.
, S' L. @+ F) w& ~The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease.

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4 U$ C9 G3 h. ]5 W( d; u The Chinese doctor examines his penis and proclaims: 'Ah, yes, Mongolian VD. Vely lare disease'.
7 F4 c1 R) W8 L2 `' BThe guy says to the doctor: 'Yeah, yeah, I already know that!, but what we can do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my penis?'

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The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs: 'Stupid Amelican docta, always want to opelate. Make more money, that way... No need to opelate!'

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5 U6 u' U( \: S' ?' U'Oh, Thank God!', the man replies.

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( f" B) J+ Z' [$ V$ O0 i1 J) p'Yes', says the Chinese doctor, 'Youno worry!
Wait two weeks, fall off by itself! You save money.'
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小熊之家

fall off by itself!
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billzhao

it will fall off itself? Like a ripe apple falling down from a tree?

raining

haha , its so funny, maybe the chinese doc just want him be afraid then he can accept the first opinion.lol...ohh, unlucky man.

yingxiy

propeller

LOL