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Chinese Detective (18+)18岁以下勿入

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发表于 2009-4-7 15:18 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.! h: L2 k* d1 \4 g8 b
> So, he hired a famous Chinese detective, Mr. Sui Tansow Pok, to watch and report any activities that might develop.  k3 X6 G, p" m& Y  V) j
> A few days later, he received this report:4 o" V9 ?3 M2 g$ V
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> Most honorable sir:& M9 H0 U( G5 g' O2 g
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> You leave house.4 n7 n2 i. s7 a2 g
> He come house.
1 k) x' s+ W$ `! P> I watch.
8 C. a! Y# {+ H. b  @  f9 o1 l> He and she leave house.
0 i: |4 c+ G6 J  h6 b5 o> I follow.' B! Q% Y$ R1 p& `. x/ o
> He and she get on train.- l+ `' U% e$ k2 e3 w# B% A
> I follow.
, ~' T( T# S+ |0 h# l7 I3 {> He and she go in hotel.& [7 ^9 y& t. G( d) f
> He kiss she.- N. i2 i/ C% b' q
> She kiss he.$ g& l' p/ h2 k+ W6 E
> He strip she.
- `7 x! Q% C; z/ z> She strip he.% d% e$ b9 k' e! P; y. T- ^" ~
> He play with she.
/ n, N: G7 _9 `, A> She play with he.
; `, w* z2 `+ i- z9 p> I play with me.% i* H& F% f# _) ^8 H3 [( Y6 ]2 y# r
> Fall out of tree, not see.
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2 ^) G1 E$ R/ N5 m[ 本帖最后由 propeller 于 2009-4-7 16:20 编辑 ]
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发表于 2009-4-7 16:06 | 显示全部楼层
I play with me!!??
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发表于 2009-4-7 20:45 | 显示全部楼层
太搞笑了。
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哈哈哈
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发表于 2009-4-7 21:29 | 显示全部楼层
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