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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
: m9 v6 V- j& z4 Z6 e+ A2 J> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,8 o$ n. L3 m! V1 x$ v+ [
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> HONEY,& g: k; p2 N% p5 K- v% D
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
5 J* j p6 m6 o% d8 @- a, g> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.' L# X: d0 d# Y
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
0 K' [' A# p8 s( g> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
' q1 z8 D" x0 y6 f> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
2 l3 n+ \1 `% f: _& I8 t> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?2 _- p& N/ z; Y/ @8 { ^7 J! m x
> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,% u9 i* G; i4 |& O
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9 x8 @- _" r" U1 c' N: a% X7 w* o" h> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
" h( j+ ~& `5 `" e> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?0 T; r% ~$ @9 s; g
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT* W' G' ^. N: {3 a+ X
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" t0 b0 r" ~. B' z- u/ A/ D> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
7 T8 [# a: G0 m; c> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
: Y4 t1 V& O2 {! K W> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE. F I% C$ W: E5 }+ s1 p5 b
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
$ J' J& S6 \! H F( a) @: @> I DON'T THINK SO
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) d5 L; I3 B) ]1 t> FINE, SHE SAYS
7 X7 o; Z+ @7 l+ i> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
, h5 X) M% m r> TO THE FRONT DOOR?( P: q4 o6 r/ {
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK) H9 l7 A+ k, f1 b. G
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- N; U6 j3 Y2 M l: ^, s> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T- N z. I7 ^1 m
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
1 F% k& Q6 x" u. u, m> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE6 D+ Y0 B4 Q. h: ~* V; J
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?! i0 \4 K" M0 |% o/ m
> I DON'T THINK SO9 J# e9 p3 K8 r9 n- a: J H
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.$ Y: U4 v- X9 c7 L2 M G/ P
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
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) P& X! W) U2 s6 B# L8 N> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
9 W4 ~1 T, \. @; G+ w) ~/ g> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
7 s- d6 f' m- M% {" A> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
. C, @: r. Q' b3 p1 z. F> TO GO HOME9 x! u6 S5 ]1 q. {4 k S
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES
8 d, g2 x. n% F4 N" N/ j) g> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE% S$ i% E% d& m- @) ~: f: ]
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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! Q& h. l) ^, S l* u> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES+ ^) P) T& ~ |1 ]- J0 g
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.& U0 Z! c. W/ x( i6 {
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
3 r0 m( j6 ~% U3 P: a> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT" L1 U' }$ j: a: C; g4 R
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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3 u' t: G# t# ~" X/ D2 U> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
! V+ ~' x3 I4 W0 _> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
. M% t! D/ |1 [+ D6 M7 v7 p3 O4 s" C> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
" L% ~: `3 _3 ` Q> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.0 {, O) t2 A; C0 p7 q
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9 H. n( C3 U# P) G> HE SAID,0 a0 P8 K( T5 E5 s$ u
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
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6 {' }7 c) H' u, p+ x4 T8 f/ }> SHE REPLIED,
! d; j' Q, k/ U7 @" }/ o> HELLOOOOO..8 I1 A# f* m' J5 H" T. f a
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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! Q) ]' z/ ~: a> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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