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A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
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- U% a$ c- a: V8 y> HONEY,
# G8 P2 D8 g! U% i) J" Z> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?6 l3 k9 u3 Q. @; ^4 _" u x
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.. o. N5 t% w z# Y0 S% @
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,# v* m: g. }3 Z6 S1 Y% j9 V
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
. r: F$ E/ l2 V3 n: {9 C> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
2 E+ K- A- {: s: a> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
( Z! [% \1 v9 V ?9 _$ Y' G0 V> I DON'T THINK SO.' c: J" z4 y& j" v
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> FINE,
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> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,. C+ K- k: F+ t' {
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
! E' V; |! b; N6 ?. n* Q> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
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> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,, q+ @! d8 g6 \! J* T$ p
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?3 S4 c, J# K. y3 \4 K+ B
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE, x) Y$ _- ?$ R- }9 b% g# ~( f
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?( B4 ~8 }) t4 q9 ~1 _! A
> I DON'T THINK SO' z+ n" _" }: ~& f, I
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" l! I" e W8 K0 [2 [9 l( E" H' _" {9 l. D" n> FINE, SHE SAYS
0 j& ^. E7 }" m/ I; |> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
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+ C! X# h- y/ Q; w> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T9 D1 }/ F- [7 K
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
2 K/ }2 w5 L5 N- D G0 _> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE5 }: \# [. n4 M( g3 K+ Z1 F. `
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?$ i% r/ w( Y5 Q5 s
> I DON'T THINK SO
! C( q$ ]# y6 S& g+ B> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.5 x- T0 h" g2 F0 [8 z
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!- C( j- L2 b4 @2 S9 v& y
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> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A8 t9 G8 z7 h, w# r) W' W
> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................# A3 P. @' w8 ~1 T7 C
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> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
4 E! o! T5 n7 ^3 [- W> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES+ r3 [& I. m2 |- o" n
> TO GO HOME* _ Y0 f% `( _/ C( M S$ W8 g
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> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE HE NOTICES2 N3 D& v' Z* l0 L
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
' P+ j0 q. t' j" ^, x, g+ B> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
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. |* `: J( Y2 X1 e0 e% k) p* T> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
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> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?1 e) P! ~) E& t( s9 Y
> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT- I4 a) Z* w7 n
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
1 a2 }: V. E f; E6 s> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
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, r g) I- G. P1 w* q2 }> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND7 y3 i6 p! j3 K; w2 S% B
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER' V7 I- m# j( q
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.& j. u& L" m) ^" `. K
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> HE SAID,( H0 l' T1 z& E) h, b) r, f
> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?3 h x" z3 D4 y$ H5 y5 j% h" \
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& d2 |2 [, E$ H> SHE REPLIED,
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> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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! T: C# `7 w" a% `' z$ K/ X> I DON'T THINK SO! |
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