Bed or Cake

propeller

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
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- l- z8 o8 S0 H$ ]7 o, A$ f6 e> HONEY,
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
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> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
> FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
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> I DON'T THINK SO.
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> FINE,
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2 W$ Q0 O) |2 h1 j) g6 G  o> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
> WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT
>
& q  E7 L5 J* W2 R' c- A3 M. y> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
> FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
" Q$ ]+ i/ t' M8 c2 x: a; P> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
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$ |+ X& S7 M8 [0 |& I" M6 h> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> FINE, SHE SAYS
8 ]9 x3 g( }4 t' T> THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
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- Q, Y  x7 L* x0 C> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK
>
: W# y9 J: K: R; ?' ~$ z0 N$ a> I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
> WANT TO FIX STEPS
> HE SAYS, DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
> I DON'T THINK SO
1 K5 X4 b* c6 Q- e6 f> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
! ^5 t: q! n& t> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!!
>
! F! t* S% x: k) I; \# a+ Z+ p> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
9 A3 q- a6 }6 f  U! @) N1 X1 ]> COUPLE OF HOURS...............................
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
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> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
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> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE , HE SEES THE
> HALL LIGHT IS WORKING
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
. g" S' J  D. O: w6 y> HONEY, HE ASKS, HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?
0 q  }2 K8 ?  ^% Y" ?" P+ l! x> SHE SAID, WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
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> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
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+ u8 t5 z3 C; m> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
* F8 \: v% [/ L# v" d3 g* g> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
7 I! T/ z  \2 H! [( t> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE.
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> HE SAID,
" h9 H0 \5 i) ^  D9 `; X* G> SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?
>
> SHE REPLIED,
8 L, W2 P0 p) M5 `" ^$ l> HELLOOOOO..
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
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> I DON'T THINK SO!

失落的我

Went bed with him? It must be a nicer experience.