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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 H6 _0 `: }( n+ U" H& N* D7 cI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
) p2 b3 Y0 l |9 t; a0 XI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.! E% s; x# a% D$ N) z
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ O: G% M# r& k7 T! @Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.$ A2 t, o! z# W( A2 A
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
1 V" h) q& V" P# s( z V" _- ?that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
v/ D6 E& ]: J% L# Bwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., e# G1 @! Q2 A5 K0 n6 T$ v8 K
There are some people that are not into all the words.. U* _# ]( o( A8 o) D( X8 u
There are some that would have you not use certain words.& R" R1 x1 X0 `& K( c
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- R, V% K7 e9 j+ `& g: yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
4 Q* i7 z# | K. l1 N# L; ~399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous- S) h+ x9 T% p( `4 H7 ]
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,) B# Y, I6 t* Z. {( E" a
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# l1 V3 }) g: X$ `, k* e7 e
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# D8 E$ r( Z1 @; }, Z
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 R( A0 {( Z0 L' W- b! ?"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! G8 X4 P1 u* Q2 K6 NThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
9 Q( Q6 q( S# i; rcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 t# N1 `1 j/ ] I; f# k
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! v0 P, Y- e' q
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly+ o- Q% `9 u( [0 y
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
3 t+ ]& C) ~5 f! I& Jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a6 {* x' S* P9 O: ~, r' y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist8 ]% t8 g) Q N9 S( p% p5 ?
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,. v/ ~3 ^* i, G/ v' d; X/ Q
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
. `+ w; i# i3 b- x# o9 AOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does) a+ g8 c1 S" b: X: P+ W
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
' E0 }7 D" @1 \but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% g9 ]; `% N5 c+ K/ d6 s
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why" j/ `$ M% w0 [3 j: `5 l
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
. H; B2 W5 c/ Q$ b& r; J& aMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
& R2 M2 [, G/ F9 e; v3 ?0 Lthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
4 a& M2 u- [. e6 y' u! hI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend# `: X3 X6 y& f- |
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
5 a0 R2 ~" \) l( Oyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
$ ^9 d1 a( a" {" y" H* mIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 Q! s* a( b& q" O: f$ B) W$ {
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go5 l! _% ^; h/ z- \* W, o9 K, G" L! G
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that; V* S% S' a% a* t3 C/ r
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were5 {# l$ N9 G' `) J$ J4 B
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' o# W# A2 G9 \. h0 [: [8 C5 T8 ~) Z8 ~
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such* H) E7 w0 `& M1 ]
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; W! m* G, x" u5 t1 d! s% V
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
5 S. J" r$ A2 B! taccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, E1 k/ z! P2 y% V! U9 z9 jit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
* M$ g9 y3 ~$ ]3 r* k- ?imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to5 L' L1 v) z& A c) r& H
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
: C9 G2 u" v" F7 e4 U m"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: q* F3 {! ^$ e# l' B
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is6 Q+ c$ T: \7 d' M3 `
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" M, p1 U! t& f4 b/ n0 C: X; A
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
; N0 [0 [0 n y6 Y9 [- \the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
2 K1 s% h+ ?" qSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."8 o- g9 X& Z j% N0 n
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
2 f+ [( j3 `% g0 W7 d& W- ]; r; XI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any' @ \) W6 G5 a& Y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
* i# s- M, a! \$ z# D2 k1 e Fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
/ s! a& I/ k2 h# vand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
. a, G+ L+ \: P6 d6 d7 P; OBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
# A l+ D+ M! S; |- }Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock; H/ r7 i$ G+ V3 |- H4 z; [
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in6 Y8 G+ c3 F9 N8 R( T' @
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 _9 c, q8 d3 @% ^( q6 O
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
0 Z; A/ z* Z0 w/ k9 E, m+ Vsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 ]3 @' e6 d. Z0 Z. \9 v; h1 _. [them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
" x8 R* T3 @( _# Xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You" t% G% N3 Z# i+ O3 k; w! v
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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