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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it./ m2 ?, w4 G9 v' r& e
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.: v* s/ e, t) m) L( K% A! @* d9 m; x
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
. L+ \2 i. g3 g9 d5 x/ {# VThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ h% B1 g+ U& L3 s$ W1 W& l. l8 ?Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
3 E5 s. p% [+ \; b0 Pthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" q6 m( i! I/ _6 o( J2 o! h
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same/ K1 x, n/ h7 e. e1 T
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ J# D- v/ t4 E- I- h3 v$ yThere are some people that are not into all the words.7 H( \ W; v4 X( Y
There are some that would have you not use certain words.8 y1 `8 P7 }/ W( A
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7' Y7 M8 J3 k7 m
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.' t$ s9 Y" K/ B+ ?# y8 p- P
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 L; {1 _9 T' h1 C% Wto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,* Z+ L- }; p0 g: r7 E; v
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
" d/ Y) L* Z1 n0 T* t% Y2 A"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,$ e' ]: m" |- C& P6 p5 W( k7 b
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
; m: Y; q; G% p( E( x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. g% V' x- |& {% j2 @Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,5 J$ l( o; X7 s9 V
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ M+ N8 d; w+ t8 }) ?"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 l8 j+ h! _0 v6 F# U
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* d; b8 T, b5 {. W& ]3 f8 ^- [sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 Z4 f5 t; H+ Qman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a6 D/ K" [; N5 V) i0 c/ i/ j8 c& t
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist8 c" ^8 n8 d! K- z
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,2 k$ `* @, x8 f0 i* g$ f* Y# G8 l
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just G# t( O: {* P o2 p+ b
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! [( m$ p6 s2 y( J# _1 J, e- tnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,: z6 D* b8 W% F' o* a( k- @
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not, D6 y7 R; \+ L4 R. _. o4 Z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( M6 u' P: e. P7 X. h( _some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
1 D! u" c Y) f% q/ v8 EMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: h. V$ l0 p' u# P* |- d
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 N( v* S' K( e, q" f
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend3 t; |: |6 Y, a4 N
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at8 Z; u: u+ U, [3 v( T' ?; g
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
$ T1 B% A0 m1 P7 k1 l- k* A# A9 ^It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 s$ E; j1 a7 a1 Y c0 f5 s
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
3 X0 B! E; [, Q9 H6 ztogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
: {8 Y a/ O, f% j! ^# ~Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 U) P y+ s$ I+ M s
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
0 \' S5 \3 v, b# n, U) P/ Bdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such! z7 ?1 i) w7 ?3 T) b6 j! {
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
+ X3 {2 z" F* q7 {5 A" q5 M% l) ZAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more% E3 B) z* `$ l% q" S( `; D/ ]
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
& z8 }, ]( Q. N2 Vit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
6 N: O( N+ H) Q2 P7 x# e, u# Cimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to# Q7 ^0 o; W$ H# p" l9 p& _
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said," d+ e6 v$ A- y B
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
, o' J" }: B0 p* ~$ Nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
0 h0 a9 Y9 s' i! b3 I8 Na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 ]. [. a! C+ A/ a" V( ?I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 b4 t/ S* V# w& F
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& m! ~) |" |! Z4 @( K- Z, j$ ]
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."- Y7 j' Y7 b6 K" O
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
% ^; V0 B; P7 I( T- Q1 N( VI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any( d" Q7 _1 ]6 k
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
* t( `* q2 R0 ~' |1 A9 \' P2 pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,4 X, Y5 Q& Y" c, y- e; a
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.# g: c4 G0 v4 l
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.* f) \& }3 _ k3 V/ `. I- X3 V
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
. b- @% E: y0 ^9 `- M# QCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in; H2 T+ S1 w% E% M
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
9 I( n4 Q6 K2 m, L1 LKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
( e: J: Y. d: P6 }% O* osay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding7 {" B# h2 a$ ?+ e8 A
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that6 o: Q& O+ Q! X* r
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
3 J6 _1 v( }1 ^+ Lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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