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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 J" [4 f! L2 dI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 u& Z; K4 M8 q' ]3 n$ N u
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.- v% p$ J' `5 c; L, R5 P
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
# i1 o) z7 d) M1 `5 ^6 g1 F, Athen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for6 i: [; g2 v* b$ {# k
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
w3 a3 U! T' s/ H. X! s; Vwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them." X2 g, l: v6 B
There are some people that are not into all the words.
& x& C% @& h! U/ J/ V& q3 q5 m3 r1 YThere are some that would have you not use certain words.7 N8 K" \/ g4 V9 o- _5 C# {% z' C* \
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
4 _7 e* o% w Lof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.2 f3 w* d! n6 @8 }3 p f' V8 {: [
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
+ s/ o- K( e3 cto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( o- b' p* t' N1 ]2 {
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- G2 w( r8 N. m& t1 K( R
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,/ w2 _$ h* c8 B3 r5 R6 Z. n& I
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
+ ^- H' y' A6 \; y/ ~& [4 W- x* H"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 G2 @; p! s& K# U9 ^Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: L1 Z8 }4 J( V0 Q0 s+ e2 U2 _$ n
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." g3 p: M6 _% M# i) ^6 r& M
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ @; g% Q) Y5 S: s# o R [
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
4 q9 |: _" r2 f$ U8 v Osounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
/ j- X. b3 `# u H: ^1 pman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a& {" N3 w( L/ U5 ?
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
9 ^4 p# i' X; j+ U$ a/ Asnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' B0 |9 {9 w" X% b- C4 l* H
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
; T# s6 p; |% P! Y) b9 z3 L' O# wOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
. ]6 K: o$ M+ D& S3 [not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
+ p# q$ M/ J. h9 obut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not H8 D! y/ V& ]- q3 M6 f$ {
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 D0 R5 e; J. V! X/ k: a% zsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% B' C; @' k" F- H6 `1 H- u
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on/ r3 y" b0 y' y* S3 E: X- Q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 J, c. q, F! e0 t
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend2 }& r! i6 {. w' b7 a" k$ ^( \
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
" c( P3 }3 l2 iyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
! U& l# ~# S) @9 eIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the3 x# ^, f$ c) R W, H1 ?2 \7 u
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go3 ]: [, ~. N5 _, U+ A" |% r4 P- n
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 `& o/ w1 r/ FPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 _ Q' v2 f# P$ c' t
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! `; t- h( B8 J# M0 A- pdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such" V9 {! p6 ?7 C2 X
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."$ F$ F3 F- ?: a6 t# M
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more* e3 j7 n8 z6 V {
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- n( j1 C) O) {# oit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
; E% c' r# P5 O4 uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to- Y1 J8 {4 O' \& \7 ^9 ]: N) B
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; f% T; i$ Z4 k"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love* l, ^2 T' n( g+ Z! U3 E% U
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
) K7 O- L( }# G' ~5 m( c# x$ `7 Na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 D. t* a8 L! g% l g+ y D
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
0 z$ Q7 Y# _4 s# fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,2 \2 P3 L+ f( @/ \1 o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."% y1 ^ ?/ f6 u4 c) Z& F
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
8 i+ y4 @6 V* a/ C( g& f5 uI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ D3 @1 S" x; K2 G0 x
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even6 B# A/ j4 i' ^2 N7 s
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. l; j7 \8 V+ E$ P3 x
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
: |1 i( Q+ P; K4 n- X( y! HBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.9 i5 t! \5 M5 t4 x% i2 \3 [ r# i
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 w) b6 S7 M! \. qCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
( M% \" m' I- a3 h: H3 O* Othe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
0 Q# H, F1 F, RKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't; I) S# H+ m, G+ B
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
; h7 x' C% H4 C; U, j- jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that( l: }; w5 O+ j2 ?
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 h0 z0 [7 y& ^" |$ Wcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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