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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.* q: ], ? v0 X3 e( _1 ?. m
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
: s2 }& \% |' t+ K; F1 g1 i# ]I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" l" Q( f e& z$ R: I5 [They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
3 K5 z& D1 r8 K9 Y; WWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
; r) d! k; H* ^' M# N% j* }! uthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for+ e7 V9 Z* B' s6 Q
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% f& T6 c" i& @8 T4 Z2 s0 ywords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% ~: v( A& j5 G' ~2 A* V. G* n
There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 B9 G5 N# n# x9 S- F( ?There are some that would have you not use certain words.( @8 W/ ~0 I. \3 O
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# O. }7 ]/ Z! m$ W; U
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 C; t! k/ X. _& a+ g
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
0 | F- I0 m. }/ ?, Mto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
) g; a, P" w, D0 G8 x" n- {6 \Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
4 j0 M5 c# E' F7 a6 ? n. s% i" G"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,0 Q' b0 @" g6 b! v
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
1 _. W0 X3 k8 `% _4 x) r"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- [1 B2 C& q9 r2 q3 K0 fThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,3 N' Y; {$ ?+ `; n, u7 {) `
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
3 q2 x3 |: f: ]0 Q# z"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; r- d H# R# c$ T+ oWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ T! s' ~& A% P7 c; J
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," R* X. A$ I: ?0 O
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a% U( F, k2 m$ K" a+ _0 [
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 l1 f6 Y& Y ~5 c6 x" ^# B- Zsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,2 i0 P" j. f# r3 M! ?3 T
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just( h+ D$ R, M2 [! ]
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ T2 i0 J8 |0 }$ t( ?3 s; g
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* o- h* q% t6 | N
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
) j! {" n& j* [# E4 A# Acompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
4 b2 ]7 K/ B: m1 E2 n6 Wsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and; x" I3 |+ y8 G: s, w3 A
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 A2 k8 c; L7 @) F2 A
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
; K8 u* `% f4 iI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
. T6 j; E. }* O5 N8 Kwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
, X; H1 k- X z/ K/ e$ lyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."2 \5 P4 y$ h+ i% t' o
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the K9 t3 g* f" k' D
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: u( J! @% c, I& u6 h7 E2 V; m
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
. s1 ^, u) t: i, iPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were, C2 h4 a3 a$ ~2 b
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
0 g4 \% O$ N4 p2 L4 a0 t+ Mdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 @- X. o/ b' k0 {; Y) Qstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 \ ]/ U4 v2 I4 \And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& D# h1 D; h! U3 U2 caccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
8 M" Q+ _; l, }2 D& C# }' q, H# Iit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very; x8 S+ y/ R- }. n& H# l" G
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to# B( m; ^# N& m& p( l
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said," [3 [3 ~7 l- f! y
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
" S+ M! A% [% [7 E* ]than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
0 }. k& [. D$ x3 A1 P/ pa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* r3 h; V5 t i, h G5 v
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for6 D6 c0 s; T, a3 ]- a
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,' Z, a; x/ X0 C9 U
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."4 I7 G4 \& M' I. N+ }* C
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
- E- z* |# w+ X3 AI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any$ G; a. P3 `; ] I$ B
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
) P. z: J) y/ s; D1 g2 M% B, N. Tclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
: m% w; }: ^" Z, Gand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
/ H/ a; J% C- aBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.4 o- h6 @3 {8 H9 E: a; w6 D% P
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
% H: [% e1 c6 E$ g4 G; f8 gCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in& q' |$ k; o& }3 g) Z3 B
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" [# d* z& _& L6 x) i8 g0 oKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
0 n3 E% ]% t! J9 |' b# tsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding4 n* k# x) f6 W. a8 R6 i
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that1 r9 w) I+ s5 E" x( A t
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You* B7 m# n9 E( O5 P+ Y0 \2 e
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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