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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words." f. T0 _1 o/ M
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" w8 b/ _8 L. J, ~; c6 eThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion./ D6 i% ^: Q( y
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
' [3 k8 _1 J- D$ ~) k- S* L K; t2 Dthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* M. V% U/ s) E* i1 \$ _ u
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 N- [1 J7 B: h; ~/ ^8 A2 G; G5 hwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.4 X% a: c' y0 A; |3 N$ G' H9 G; m5 E& s
There are some people that are not into all the words.% P& U5 Y9 I7 ]' p
There are some that would have you not use certain words.) `9 Z+ t+ d% `
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 A' c. r" s2 w( N# \2 y6 ~& \of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" _1 S$ k/ P# |; T; S399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! X/ E" V7 j/ U2 }5 n% @: q
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
3 A& P0 M7 M8 F% j/ @0 GBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' `7 j3 `! T- S/ {$ y' Q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, ?1 N1 A! i- K
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 C: Q. x5 ]8 h) p"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- x: j7 s+ |5 K1 ~" ]
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,9 H4 `9 O) v7 T; m
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 K( Z& x: V1 [! V8 @" J" A( O
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ ?: p- j; x$ j- n4 v1 [) W6 g/ J0 KWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly. `- r F, |- S- |( q1 W6 c: m- `
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, d5 s6 m, C7 @$ q! w5 o+ i& D& L/ s
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# a+ v7 K/ `: @1 C' d$ O& I( e8 b! lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. |$ A4 O: J& h! [0 jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
9 D4 P8 ^. f, L( k7 r: M* lPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just) Z3 Z6 o) N" B, K* @8 j
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does1 G0 T \3 F% Y: ?
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,9 ^% U7 T7 ~% h
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
% l A* g# m: H9 `7 Z3 Ecompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why9 {. H8 M1 U! f* \. {! A
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and v; B: [2 E/ |; g. V
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on5 ]% d! V1 G- y' L+ a+ h% ]
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.2 K. {) X, b: W* m$ i5 {1 |1 J
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend Q) t1 Z4 T/ R3 `' ^/ i# N
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
a( t# Z5 T" J, k( U/ p' l: dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."# x0 z8 c: y% N, q
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
0 c. M3 q; X9 @$ X' Z9 \other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go- W# U0 [1 d; h5 S* y0 j
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
' u U b: D7 f- TPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were& @( K- q& f% s& X( {$ {0 x/ E+ Q; ~
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I& \4 @2 @. `% o7 b: I' Y
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
9 O4 M3 [8 X, c1 O0 nstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."0 A1 k2 X* Y+ J4 O
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
' B+ f$ ]+ w1 w7 C2 eaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
: L# H+ H5 Z5 {* m2 h Wit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very6 n/ k" }( |+ L# J
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
( ]2 E/ b5 y) m0 thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 `8 W4 e( I6 x) \+ r3 R4 G3 @& X
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love+ `) K5 I, D/ |, z& o, ^0 O3 a# i- _
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is3 c* p8 p* ]* W! k/ ?8 Y; l9 O
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but# c7 w, Y0 Z3 I' q; O8 F6 J6 g
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for4 ^% j: d5 K4 ~1 i% ? g! }8 ]
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
1 F& ]" b2 X/ g, j/ vSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 V# U; e0 f' K* H" d7 _. m
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.: `9 s8 a0 L1 x2 s
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
9 [2 T( i0 u% r4 ^ g7 Qcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even/ ?8 @( J, |' p ]1 g
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
/ t& o! L+ O8 a" ?0 Tand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 v9 T; z8 R+ D. o) g8 W2 G
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
& I# C9 N% r5 YRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
# E+ k( B9 U! h: iCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
& f# }& t" @8 U" ]+ {the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" n% B, \$ w5 t( P a+ xKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ a; V9 t* ]; Y4 Usay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* i' ]3 W) @5 tthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
6 Q( H$ a# G& N- Q3 D) o7 xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
; l( r' ^7 g: Q; ?7 \. |- Z( _- rcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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