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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.9 ^, U" d# D' B& d5 C
3 f- `4 n$ v5 O [9 Y* e/ r$ R5 _I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
9 {! G4 O4 s; u7 V" y _I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. Y5 V% C. h0 W7 U8 n- K
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.: z# b+ J5 O8 v. U0 z" {+ \
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( C& L ^( H4 z% hthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for$ I4 G8 ~- o- ^9 ^4 D! t
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same& `9 ]" N' R9 V7 D4 V# ?* ?
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.3 O, ]: B9 d* ^7 I
There are some people that are not into all the words.
& {8 y7 c; b' iThere are some that would have you not use certain words.- e! h( D( _- u
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
" O1 W3 s8 Q6 J9 r% d+ ?of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.2 w* S( x7 b9 [( ~3 P
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous N" ?3 {* Q+ }0 X; Y' n
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,' A ]6 I( {& e* f
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?1 B2 o4 s2 g$ k
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,- C- ?9 a: v9 m4 ~+ V3 c5 }7 O$ h
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
- a. w, Q# }# m2 o* F5 W8 C2 w"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- X/ t3 H9 ~ S/ N3 f! S* MThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,5 r: W# {4 G: f4 ~4 z* h4 A. }2 a& r' g
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
: y. j: Q, ]% ~6 X6 b6 b"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
U+ A9 Q& }5 |, q8 U( ]Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
( t4 N* `9 `% F! N, L' d) Asounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,( u( G4 r3 X" j
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a/ P9 }# ^, z$ j1 x
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
" O ]1 z* r) b& Ssnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( d* L! O" a% MPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
# ]' ^& K' h8 Y8 X1 ~) @- D4 M* kOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does# Y6 x1 G" k9 @; f9 A% l
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,' j& b6 Y) @- O5 G- S& V8 }' d
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
/ t! ~' G$ h8 u Icompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
# Y; z1 m- A }; j! k; lsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
# y; }( h4 m! d7 P% d6 z. [6 R) o, DMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 |, o8 U0 R- ~; Y+ ]1 b/ X
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 j* g! ~; E. |I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 |3 q* a" l$ v5 r0 L" |8 H8 `with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
) V5 _ x8 D3 o3 _2 B, T* A' Xyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."% S ?7 ]* M: F/ V
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 o: T4 B$ h! O; A* v; Hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
$ L! Q% @; A+ s1 Ptogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
) w% P0 }: H; U& z6 m, O* P& CPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 `' W3 z' x7 o; Rcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' Q: f7 _6 a! r4 Q8 C
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
! \+ [0 {5 a* Pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."- B3 U q, ~- a
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 c+ @" M% G9 k
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
( X5 P, b- p- C5 bit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ Z8 U8 L0 f/ H5 r% v
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
- ]" Q. Q% H0 x5 \hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
3 I0 x5 F" g5 J# s% o"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love* N3 {/ z! a' _2 d- `+ a
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is1 R, l9 q3 ?( }- F
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but1 O7 i5 r. U* e+ b, }
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for0 N' N* s3 L! e
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,/ G9 I, }( O% F" R" v
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."! _- @! D8 g) h3 A }+ G
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.3 t6 h6 F' C' I- @+ z' i3 k. x
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any. M4 y9 f, p7 }# f0 s5 m8 L
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
6 ~2 c" X; @* f/ ?$ v. e9 ~clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 o5 r! _6 Y9 F" Wand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
8 {0 I6 \5 o1 Z4 n) RBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
7 Q" g. J9 L7 X" Z! IRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
' h1 v, k T- r) P1 P0 A: m7 W& w9 bCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, L# q/ h5 f" }7 ^; f( J- r+ X r
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for8 A( l$ Z; X ]5 k4 R
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
+ c" M/ E6 p$ esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
: h1 ~, ^/ r g8 d% F- f1 q) pthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that9 C }5 C* {1 v
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
* Y# y6 p" X% p+ N: V0 ^/ B* s: ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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