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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.5 P# @# p3 N0 S& t6 p1 w7 A: l. b
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.5 s" K+ ]$ d: x5 v) ?( _6 E
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 e3 u, T; V+ g0 Y6 r/ lThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.+ r) o% L9 O! @
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) ]* d+ G9 C5 G+ f% fthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
- L) T6 k% P; N, @) Gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same1 H5 r0 {/ r) d4 H4 _- Y. Q; i
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
9 q: U+ r8 o4 T. |0 ]2 LThere are some people that are not into all the words.; I( [/ _9 I9 M! O% U, _* d
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
0 r$ F. d( _7 ?3 YThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7" P7 M; x$ Y* v, f1 y2 A9 @
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.8 [* O: D- s P/ {- T# K& z
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
, q$ }' Q$ Y/ u8 ?; s eto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,- N) P4 X) }+ Y9 p) R
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
" n% w% Q) ` N! f8 E% W"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& K4 Y. ` }5 A- q
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 f; n- o# r I/ i$ d$ X+ P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", {% R( F$ L. Z
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
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"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
% {! n: K. O9 m+ ?Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly7 |* |* }, w% M: c0 W. ~+ _7 ]
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,; k" s$ z" a s
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 j+ }" k, A2 U0 w3 @snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& C; b: H# r4 K; ?. f& n5 qsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' F& Q/ _* o! d8 P, [. P; n
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just+ k6 r8 y' B2 ]3 x3 h
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
) r, Q$ Y( ?1 ~6 m; h6 K9 x( Vnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,6 `/ V, O0 r% D& [; b3 J6 J" {& W
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
( X) @1 X# h/ `completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why' A/ g \2 h) ] X: c
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and. i3 ]5 @8 R- `* x2 g+ K$ B
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! Y# C+ w& n7 F- s/ N! d0 D
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.4 x q; N& E3 j9 @8 O6 f) n$ `
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
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you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."0 s6 h8 H/ v4 r1 }
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the% n7 G8 Z" t* x0 G8 G4 n* g. \
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go% X! r7 I& O. ~
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
- z# x$ F# K$ z! U4 sPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were D. W, b; i. _; t/ J
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I5 z# ?# A. N1 u
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' N# Z! T/ r# Q6 R( S' pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
7 I8 V& @8 X9 G% `2 i/ g8 n; _And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
c( ~( J+ g# T/ s) n' Zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- Z; V$ {1 d& x! s( uit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very2 C3 t8 N2 p( }
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' b3 x6 ?" r% ^0 A3 Jhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 H5 Z# i$ N( f* m+ I"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ L. ^) T7 _4 T1 r7 @than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is0 P0 W0 |8 j* X! E/ Y; T
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but5 p" y. B2 @5 r& ~/ c) g' [' s8 `9 _
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for+ `7 Z7 H; [( `3 j3 ?
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 S+ X$ n* A% z7 z4 P3 hSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
" ?; M- n5 R+ E8 |% dSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.0 T# s0 Q& {/ a2 J2 e- \! |/ x
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any' i1 U) b% i% T; C* _' D+ E
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* p! G3 i! E# w3 H! { s: O* ?- a9 C3 d
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& e4 p [$ X2 G3 d3 ^and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.9 ~: @. R% s/ q6 f/ y" p
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.; I+ I$ a9 R+ ~# i
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock, J7 N/ P7 |6 z7 b
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
& i* u- r* ]1 g3 J% I1 ?the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for+ f0 v% w3 `' ^# L
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
Q& U+ l) b! a( r( A7 Gsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding8 t: k8 ]) y5 y. l1 h0 ~) h
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
1 E) q0 O7 C+ ^goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You# B1 _, Y6 k* _" u9 z8 ^+ t! Q3 \
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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