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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
' H7 J* ]6 }- N3 p8 U) `I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
4 P% D: z* K. yThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
. Z$ n. P, w7 x* M0 }& D$ _7 lWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
. A9 g. `- Z8 H8 u5 c) V6 _/ ithen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
7 f1 p9 r4 A& F( i2 athat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same# x) K3 l3 i: e) E& X
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.: \; \. k9 N9 m% S% b- d% G; |
There are some people that are not into all the words.6 _' j+ O$ y* Y% A8 S) r
There are some that would have you not use certain words., H- o7 X! V3 S& S
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7" [8 F" r! {, l
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 R+ Z- a& {4 d" M$ z" U' [; L
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 @8 o+ Z7 I v4 c+ e8 F; ]to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! @4 }1 t" ?% a4 O l; OBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
4 u0 b4 A/ b! [5 l9 k) ^% |. H"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
$ Z: B( w# K$ u- R" Sand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?8 T& \( x/ v6 Z+ h( ^0 X/ T
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 m8 }3 B; \6 _# @Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ E# a' J3 h$ `( r" [
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.! L. T5 ?- H/ _0 f" ~, @' H/ ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 i* A R' f% }: IWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
- q( ~! N3 D4 g" j3 \sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
" v5 ~7 U1 B- [+ Tman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a5 d+ d+ U' p% t9 K8 ]
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, [$ ~. \) m7 ~. bsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
! L% G% g; ^5 d7 S2 U) p) E; cPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
9 y+ @7 a; c- MOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
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but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not1 \' n; P, m/ X0 [" I
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why2 b4 r, q) r' C
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and/ F, p+ P7 z# A2 w
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on+ T; Y4 b- K1 g- l3 f7 V. [
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
' ~" C# o, Z: \& [3 m7 uI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
2 }, W/ D# n) l& }2 fwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
. B8 o# |/ l- [/ ?you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."8 J' d3 c: o4 j: Z/ l
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the$ W" i s- R5 S* M! b; y0 A" v
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
; G& H' q, E/ m2 P; g$ ?together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
, i/ N/ x4 }! x) e" i4 O2 a' HPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
0 f( O; r: `( g0 t6 f) |( acertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I9 ?8 A, ^$ j5 K$ `
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ b, h$ B2 D6 @/ y: M" x( {stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) Q" m: F2 |& D8 jAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more. u- g' y3 ?) g- @& E
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
8 y7 I1 _9 Z- `$ L- A( J0 {1 X# Lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 _9 `% O( ]1 O; l- ]# Simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to( _+ v: c& |0 t
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
. F: {; Z d0 c9 ~6 T"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
( ^4 ? g- B, w8 n# H% Othan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 _/ b7 t; \! Z4 U( S M' Za great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ M' C) \$ |) {( Y, V9 I1 K8 PI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for! [) Z6 s F0 q, U; T2 a4 y
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& L0 W( K8 w% n
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." Z3 f: _3 m* z, O
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.6 E- G: n5 O8 V7 i
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
/ c- d! r& z# q# lcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even: W0 @/ \6 f5 n% w. w
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ a; P* m- G" N0 ~; r$ Uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.+ ]0 M7 g9 d$ i( S+ e% i+ [
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.7 V! T/ R: X, P, D# r4 Y" W
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock& Q! t% ?5 d6 O0 |3 [3 B; {
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in8 f) P3 }8 w, U
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
- Z5 v4 t& _6 VKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
% f c0 H8 X& a- d4 [say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding) c7 z4 D1 V- f9 c9 O3 P! ]4 d
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, V7 \% `$ _1 r+ [7 h5 Ygoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You* G6 l0 e* v. \. n9 i0 E
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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