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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.+ g5 u( y/ Y1 F$ F
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
Z4 j: W% \! K7 w9 fI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
5 L+ K8 ^# }6 m* u$ G6 jThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
) z+ ~( }3 R/ v: S* RWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.: C" `4 x8 B4 B# q" P8 h. ]4 |1 Q
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
' S6 n5 c+ _! i: Zthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 c% ~+ A6 e( s k- qwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.- a5 O5 _% y" ~! k h
There are some people that are not into all the words.! V, N/ J$ ~! V: Z- Z
There are some that would have you not use certain words.% J/ h" Q7 H, V: {' j% X( Y
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 74 R! R) E2 U' S! P k% Q# L4 [
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
# L0 h0 _ h7 e3 E/ s7 A399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( a) j: v9 Z: V/ \
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
" F8 F3 e. ^) s% _. _8 YBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?. ^( i& t* ^8 Q% h
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
1 }/ l" T! g5 \and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?- m$ [" D+ d: ?2 x; P) I: u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 Z8 F7 B$ ?, N6 K, r- nThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 {2 R! o5 s8 s7 _ |
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 ?) G8 D- x& h ?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" X4 v1 T" }! nWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
% `0 Y4 R$ D, R9 f! k& Z* l+ _sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- q" ~0 J3 |% I2 @2 e! c4 i( jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a N$ f7 x# Q, {0 t i
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist0 k3 p# w% {& A% R8 {3 u3 ]4 L
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,6 b% B5 B' e! o! o6 r: W
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
- {4 a$ T+ Q6 ~! l I$ [) z' e2 WOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does% ?! D+ f/ y3 h. p7 y
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ O0 j+ S$ ~( P0 d! T; [but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not! p; L Y2 n. p! ^4 |
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
v A- ]9 a8 Q2 v, k! _) ^some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and, J N8 O5 j# X$ M; Q
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on( M7 j1 [# K& I' ^9 [5 M
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
# |& {3 K+ v$ `' @# KI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend, \, d8 v( f1 g1 ?
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at" F; s* ]/ y6 o' B1 F1 j% x
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
. k2 {! T8 V3 i: V& e; SIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 ^, `9 D2 K6 l, |! o. |
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
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Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
! U0 O& Z0 d; D0 N0 Bcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) e% j: V8 w5 p; [' k9 adon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such% W; a g8 c# e/ E; x
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
9 `; l/ P5 P5 G+ }6 c+ e% |And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more) _& ^% F" z' ]# ~( z A. @
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think- E* c$ _5 j* l$ W, F
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
! m9 u! j- m( P2 f9 Nimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to; G8 `' r9 B3 ?' T; Z
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 k$ V# v) V% S1 e
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
3 B/ L. [: A9 J) F5 Rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
: ~# m6 h9 l5 q o' j' ua great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
, ]( r- O7 O) W1 M3 h: `' P# T. s ?, \) M3 NI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
: a1 T. M1 f; ?/ ythe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,' k3 W7 o2 U- f
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
9 R, V$ r; z2 ^7 b. r& ~# V' L7 BSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
) v8 `% ]* a! HI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any8 E' {) L8 H. \+ ] ]
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; P# ^: Z) c( r( W9 J6 z; Q. zclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
$ ~5 j6 H. |. i$ T" E, h3 band Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.+ H% u: _6 L$ E# x
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.8 T* |( t2 T3 ^
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock. g4 V9 T4 F5 {( }( i" b4 b
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
/ n& y% m" L0 D' s9 wthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; [5 N8 \- x: H& ]) A$ i* ?! U! c9 e: @
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't' i- a& I9 ~: m' C3 P
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. K6 Q. ^* c' e' ]them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that, X' K* g% h' D. Q
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
) r8 A3 h. K8 w3 u @8 mcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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