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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) F! n7 [9 N3 B( A. _# D) F+ S
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
4 z1 S8 Y5 _3 F2 K; bThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
( k3 _* y: t9 f5 d" P8 v- aWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% A+ e7 ^5 P: h# Tthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
& S1 b5 \" \2 B; P; N/ I) kthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same, z1 T. Q6 b" w' Z5 _8 `
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
1 f% P, W' h8 C9 |' V3 EThere are some people that are not into all the words.
4 o5 G& V& A2 {' q; z) |, wThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
/ c6 }) m' J/ Z. i7 k+ uThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7/ p& x. k% L o \5 U2 O1 y2 P
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
: M5 n' ?8 P7 a8 G399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
1 n* n7 ]% L, K4 k, hto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,# z! q. H* M1 k3 N+ W
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 v4 ^( I d- T3 ? b. u"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,/ m! k3 {/ e' D6 _
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
3 H9 h" _, d; C8 g% Z u9 R"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", }) M( y9 H; K% B9 i
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ D5 U/ n2 ], X( P1 Q2 V
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
& q$ Y' K7 d; s- q"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ {! W. o7 s; h5 Z6 v+ eWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly# C! O! {8 e" I
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
: K1 Z) d( l/ N+ Zman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a( u1 e- T `' ]0 n
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
/ R* G; _" T, ?snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,3 l( L8 v+ x* x6 R9 r2 q/ h
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just% O9 D. Z! B( n1 l, b% F+ Q8 @
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
5 v- ? V2 G: V) {not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,4 Z: k4 L$ `8 m
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 \; d$ {4 C3 \. T' v
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why' O. K* |8 I |; P/ w4 A3 c G- M
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 [# |) w2 I: o# H1 x! l
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on9 d# c" B# n% k D
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
: @: H6 X$ L( d+ N7 M6 n, A2 }" HI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
! i; n8 @; E2 uwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at6 \3 K( D5 l9 U9 I3 G2 X
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
s. a' e- e5 g' v5 V1 a. LIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
; E* N% H3 Y* V1 v" T- zother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go+ X) N; L, w5 U9 h# f3 H/ w+ |
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that1 F) u- ^" c$ q3 c- E# @
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
: F. ^! S% F% m' d" ]$ {* J" [2 Ccertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I+ M) ~& ~3 Q, d6 y! c3 `6 n
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 d. i7 l* ^ v
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
% [! J7 b' J) w5 XAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
# Y! i3 o/ p8 N7 y6 k- A g( Aaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think: L! N/ n1 e! g$ r
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. |1 D2 e# G [
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& F( n5 |9 t5 H' J$ y
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
7 K+ {. {$ G- n8 g- Q* U- l"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
* k) B7 B* l( q" o/ r rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is. T& R# `, }0 K( z1 c2 ^5 b
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but9 H$ }# ]0 |- n
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for% p3 {1 B O V* o; D7 m G N
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,) l8 [8 f% X8 \- f: t' ^/ [$ k
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
H1 S5 _) m" ^- g! t% vSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
0 o$ u! h, Q- `! g5 ], J% \I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any! @! J6 ^: Q: @8 T
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even0 e5 O7 c- a$ @# g" C s Y
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& S: g* J! ~) I! F2 Yand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.: T$ ^" F& i( r* X, f% g
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
) T" g! Q. ~, Z( R j0 PRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
j% C0 B$ @: i& @& G7 O5 OCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in1 i6 _; ?- O' {0 t( ?5 h* Y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 S: b5 _: v' F
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. K0 G8 I/ c- [5 L! s4 Gsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding/ Q6 n9 T5 y9 V' Z0 Z; c3 l% e
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that' i6 ^0 }5 s0 w+ R) ?- v; j
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
( Z* Y: s2 ~8 S* t4 T6 d" C# Ncan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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