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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.3 K8 p$ j( m4 v
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
! z& @- u' p; EThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.2 h1 w4 k2 V6 p' Y9 `
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
7 d# R5 C/ C+ A) ]6 h; o& ~then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
0 X) M- H& x5 N, D; X# Rthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
F: Z$ a3 e/ p: T. J3 bwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., q( j9 J. I$ _5 ]4 B
There are some people that are not into all the words.
. u) ?: U: ^% v( r$ L3 v. aThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
6 [1 B% {8 b* `: @& t FThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 Y0 A5 |. `. R6 V7 G6 x+ |of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
& c1 ^* q4 L# _& x" X1 D399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous1 Q! k' R' M9 ?1 K* _
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,/ W9 w8 P' }! \$ W
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% \+ ~9 x$ v: ]6 g+ Q8 p"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
9 z& K/ m/ Y8 V, ?' l! u, wand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?1 g# ~9 J9 B1 G2 G v3 K, {3 P
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", [4 O8 D, m- j$ L
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* a5 b" g. H' e3 D6 n3 h8 a
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
( O* I# A7 i* A) Y4 L& h" A- L"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 ^% I$ m. I8 y. Y1 h
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
, K! _6 G- ~1 x( l% h' Vsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,; |) I% p. n8 l2 G
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a, M2 C, z, @1 x
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist! }# \9 P( Y" ^0 s2 o
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,6 f" T2 I1 P/ K' j: a
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ P w2 c' x% _One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
% j* s: X% B8 {; _: H' p1 vnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
+ X. y# F1 W7 I. Ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not9 j! m( l% Y8 m4 @4 j% d
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why5 c" m# E. E' p$ {0 U% A/ [
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% T) _ A) C- x
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on, ^8 n3 V3 U( [& _/ L
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.$ ?- @8 N/ O: b
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend# L0 H) D6 I' a. W
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# X9 n' H5 X# n- Ryou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."! I* R7 M& p( c3 C8 }. s. N# x
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
( A, y, K2 H3 T0 E6 B1 ]9 W, A+ rother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& u0 o& b8 T1 C! S4 Y' ?together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that" I5 ^- c1 D( W @
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
* Y1 _/ C1 j: j# m( B6 e0 s0 U& Acertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I) x& c, M1 [3 S9 \& z" E
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
- B, L' G7 [+ t ^stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
8 T8 q' O/ I) Y! @( M& _And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more/ w' Y1 ~3 c+ v4 I2 M, G: `
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think& z! q' g! x- u: K& o3 E6 r1 p
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
, Z! q1 M% u2 R0 k* {5 Timprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to6 }! |5 k; c: r" g0 [! |
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,, ^9 T; C2 g0 ~* F4 f- I
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love% ]! {5 P# g0 [. S8 m% v: a( n
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is- d2 F# u/ |! Z3 S7 b
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but6 M! z- X5 \$ {- Z3 l9 n
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for6 h6 W/ v2 S% }+ L. k {/ @
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,8 d. ]9 C0 E, z( g2 o0 Z( Y8 n% M
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.": w9 @, l. Y6 P- a& I
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
6 i4 ?6 I g3 Z+ H0 eI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 ` `& E* ? pcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; `2 X1 [+ h- Z9 t) L/ n' vclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,) q4 h3 v. Z4 `* Q, V; m
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
. o$ |+ d: @0 c6 k* A( d$ PBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- ]/ ^0 t; M' H4 o
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
& }; {. i% k6 ^; m$ o8 K @CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: I/ f }3 g. F, p9 ^! U
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for+ K" h* Z! r( A; J9 x
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 n0 Z. V! d! |0 s2 H
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 {+ N$ A3 _7 a m1 ~1 Vthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that0 T. k1 b0 j2 g: L* \
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
5 w& \" Q4 q! i0 H) r" lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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