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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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. Y4 z2 l! ]0 i: K8 sI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.* w( }1 M$ V/ r' {' E' v2 g# n
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.7 v) a8 S4 h. D+ S$ P
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( q! K1 Y. w, K) K
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.9 {2 {" N+ @3 M- F3 M; t/ A8 k
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
* m) i$ |7 x; J" r# gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
5 l, J5 ?2 I! ewords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.. M$ k7 E3 x( c4 D8 `4 o' o6 n
There are some people that are not into all the words.
6 S" P* A3 T F1 lThere are some that would have you not use certain words.- ~) U/ x6 W2 u7 X! j( o/ P+ `
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
& i$ X$ k$ A- S' R: d7 N0 N, uof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.% U" X2 f* K9 M( @8 ^9 ]0 D
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
0 W0 s. @# R! k) e$ `: }+ V Dto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,. V+ ~# I4 i' m2 S( I" d: n; g
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 R$ u7 h4 a) u: L! r) ^"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, L5 y5 W v5 ?, { l! E3 `: p
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?2 ^; ^! D# I' q6 E1 ^
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# \& J1 U+ g2 RThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
S+ M9 A( T% @3 bcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. {% A4 w2 _/ ?9 i5 }1 e
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 a* n" m. U3 c! Z2 ~) M) _4 L, }Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly& [, L; C* I; j( D& e; @+ P
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 M$ y) S3 S4 K5 R- l: @
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a: ?, L# D7 _& k5 F. Z
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist, y2 V- Q* H4 \. |: G% N# Z7 i6 |
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
) I7 \4 u9 ]+ A# N( E1 y; P3 a8 W9 }Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
+ C, y6 K& [& K9 g( n$ hOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
, [) ]- d& d2 P7 {& jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,: F; P) _* l3 f8 f* S
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 a1 E6 h5 s, a0 [" y4 scompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
6 j1 a! e( S4 Y$ |, {4 bsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and; O0 K6 Z( E- U7 ~# N" D+ ^3 {+ h
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, S0 F1 Z8 G _6 _there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.1 P& |& t, ?9 m6 U
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
b4 L7 S7 K; t, n! i1 o3 z+ W m+ Mwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
! G4 s$ z; R" L1 @/ [5 Byou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
0 x. P. Z! P2 r- |$ f, n. p0 ~8 dIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the* S% y8 h& G# Z) {+ x; S0 A; Q# ] T
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
3 ?) S4 g9 o3 {# t Z" P: b. ~together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
& I1 ? K+ G. s I: \Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% v0 T1 a! I0 N; b, _
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I* G. J3 h. \( E
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such( }# W: `2 k3 Z N) v
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
/ z& J, i* X, I9 z) ]2 BAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more/ z* _# Q& ?. E/ h5 d# S. [
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" E; [2 u2 u1 \3 }
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 L9 a: _. @: c. D$ Bimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
6 g% s, N9 s+ G! Ahurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; F. t1 X1 [. c5 X) s"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love4 Y6 Z( l) w' V- [ }
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 o& o6 F0 q6 W3 Y6 z+ V& E
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
/ O4 U; C/ g5 |+ P: \0 sI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for/ ~7 |" g. Q7 i l, [
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,0 A$ U @9 \/ i P( c+ L; ?; m
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) |& ?7 A2 u* o. aSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.& q! I( V- D9 ?
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
# H- k+ [: v7 i7 }. P xcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. S: m8 |; e& gclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,2 Y) q* y$ `5 q6 ~4 h
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 B5 M& \, b3 u; k+ S
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.. m4 S/ ^( Y& h' ~) s8 \
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock2 d" y M3 F& F% x# k) M- Y
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, F$ N+ E. l* jthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, s! F) r, ~, U- M' QKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't9 M$ p6 G5 B1 I' v/ q- h
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* o3 c+ F x. Athem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
1 t) B( y# Z' C+ A9 Pgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You0 U0 A2 {8 A+ ^+ O
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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