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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.. b% @* I1 |) X% f
3 w ^- a4 Y- T. D* m( f, I( V& F ~I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.4 T) d2 n) U. Y7 l* \! O
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
% f' T& w* S4 [They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 ]( _, s8 L! m7 x. Y' W8 J3 Z
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' X6 D! @% h9 h( [. a
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) }# w) e! l" a9 H- f* ]that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same! @9 e7 i1 i. Z% D% G% V
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
; j- ^1 K! p2 H$ a! eThere are some people that are not into all the words.
6 ^) v! m) I ]9 L5 d! [ aThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
' ?4 F( y) Z4 h1 e6 U$ SThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! E/ ?! e& p, \. |# J( R
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
6 h( f; P. _* S( w4 q399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% N5 \% c% Y. t0 n( wto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
4 s$ |. D& e& c4 R1 HBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?+ K0 M& b- V( I0 V0 J4 _
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 u' _& c2 ]2 X; Y; S5 v- B
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
( H W0 Z+ b; u2 ~" x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, w$ T8 y2 C) F: b5 PThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" R" ^5 h1 ?( N1 k& Icurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
2 ?) Y ~2 i6 s"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 H5 t3 e% X) w3 x7 H3 L8 O$ c& g8 i8 O2 [Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly& X3 F" J3 g1 M2 O" }
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,! `* ` G2 r3 E, F" b2 b. s
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 ^8 Y3 @! A; v2 r5 P" z# P; ?snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& h- H. l* B' B! y( n. r& ~snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
, R% f o8 ^7 b" {$ o7 d! E: g6 EPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
& t3 r5 D4 _1 d ^4 _One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does8 g/ z+ X/ n) }) R
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 s# `* V% _. F2 W0 J
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not2 b. c4 `0 ^+ e# V( r
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
/ d3 A" z$ V& `( L- @5 w2 u6 N( {some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 X/ y; j+ q% o( MMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. S$ k8 `4 _0 w# [. M& Athere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.( Y9 _2 {- Y g6 s& W* e+ J& r" V. H, I0 j
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend* c( b( C- v5 K4 ?2 O; a# u7 K( s7 C
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
5 x4 e. E7 o! r q U5 Q/ Vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."! q2 N, S% _& ?2 S1 N7 t9 h
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
- `$ i# C4 B: J0 F0 Y" ~other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
5 b( i( |/ ]& W! ?3 ttogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
& L* Y- L7 K0 {0 b4 c2 EPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
3 |2 F- v9 I8 O# p1 Vcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
m! G' d- c' Z, W* [ Rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: j& ~- A& ~) p7 x
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."3 C! {/ s9 e3 `( _/ ?- @
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
! x* K' I9 y& @9 g, naccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think: }: v! L7 d9 h; A
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 t; ~9 q9 h. F$ |imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to8 ^( O) W# i* _, h' n, F' f
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,6 S1 S- z5 O# L* t5 r% y
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
1 g0 A- p( a, x+ M/ ~than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
* m4 V3 v2 B ia great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but$ w+ V7 S! u) L/ _7 z- B, l9 T* i
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
4 V7 u ^* j1 y4 g& k! X1 athe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," n$ P; B1 ?# |2 K# W8 x3 R N
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.". A) q- z( h8 L' Z3 q6 w f
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.. Q) y/ P: v+ X& ?
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
# A, u2 E' Q% rcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
% f) H0 Q: c9 lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,# |7 H" n7 @/ a* y
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
2 u1 h7 A3 h4 a. I; }1 GBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
7 F% t R6 F) q( R, tRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock' u' h/ K/ ^+ h, f! o, }" v
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, U. V' n' c* @* w# |; T
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
) C! A3 S4 `( J7 [Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
: j- N, c& V( a% |4 j+ ~* hsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding3 p8 n6 N+ \" T, N) U: K/ C
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that5 D* G- S7 I7 X3 `# s( i
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You7 C `$ D" [- S7 F6 W& _
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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