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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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8 w+ {' D7 @& j* q+ w4 p2 fI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.6 S5 }" `3 b& x1 _& R
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.! p' B; ^" A# l2 A7 f! d* O) T( N
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.! X( ^7 l' E- ?6 c9 Z8 m
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.2 N5 o6 o" k9 C3 ]* O. Y4 Y
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
( N3 K7 |, Z, Z6 N; gthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
+ i8 C4 W# _2 }words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
. i3 x( k5 L1 O4 x/ ~There are some people that are not into all the words.# m: F# i! d+ M: R! ~& x% u" t
There are some that would have you not use certain words.! U5 O9 h/ F" a E) E Z# s7 A
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 Z5 a+ h$ h1 A. M/ ?of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 T* m/ W( |7 d/ ~! U9 W& a- e399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 z- n6 o1 o5 D9 N6 B* u L
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7, k) n* y+ Q% M0 O2 w- N! ]3 n$ L
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 b5 k m0 ]. S8 |, ^: y0 ?"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,. w3 }/ L4 l, I" m3 o
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
0 C# w, [$ [0 Q$ c. }* P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 @/ f+ j. q9 Z( Q$ q2 x
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" G) ~ w, r4 Y, z" Gcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.9 ]+ M. Q9 m8 X; p* J
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"* |8 ^. y* e' s. h& O
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
# B* e# Z+ v. B1 e6 c, ~sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," K8 m( N. K2 [
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
( K( O& Z+ H2 c4 y0 ?- E3 a! hsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
- [ r |# @7 z2 X0 L8 rsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
v3 }2 G3 m' q- [2 u$ APizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
9 i6 v1 ]- C( VOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 P% r( A1 l5 E/ v+ onot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
) S- o: q2 B, F. ^but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
% [& R/ m$ ]& x: ^8 q `completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
/ G' {$ O3 ]5 _" A- t7 T3 l! G& lsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
% e( S& g8 H, A( M5 wMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on1 J* l9 I4 j: X/ n( v' G1 R8 V: z/ l
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
/ ^9 l5 d/ M$ S& l4 W' l+ VI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. F2 z" {( j; f1 l" U( q; |8 k
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
9 d+ J v7 I2 O9 Byou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 l4 B* Y8 q4 ?
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
8 V* `" g, R3 i, @4 Xother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go$ C4 B4 m" H4 ^) S) Z; N- H
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
2 C, N3 l, k; l. ], NPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
: D% P6 t+ ?+ [$ C4 A% pcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I4 Y% f& n- o" @) B! a
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
% g$ H/ C: b# C* L3 bstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
. C( [9 b2 o' B s7 \. ^And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more ]8 t1 X+ ]& l2 ^+ Y+ ]
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think0 j5 H; s: C/ y! h8 S
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 ]; D! s0 r* ]6 v% j7 P1 s
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
% U! h6 U1 ~# N3 U: A6 ohurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,, r5 X+ D: T; Z5 L4 K
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love. ~2 P" e1 Z8 G# e
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 x4 _' o9 Y" }- a" _a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* R! `/ t5 v' A
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( L$ J9 H, H! {
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,% y1 \4 N; o; |% @( w7 c- ?) _9 w
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."" R f1 N! K3 f" B8 C4 h1 h# H
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
, k9 {8 E9 {; s) k" K% r- `2 jI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any& ]6 F7 D, {" a7 \
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even- X0 H: G( v" |* c
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
; ?9 y8 G) z& N4 fand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 w; Y3 @+ e6 K0 a0 ?8 M0 n& J N/ YBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
$ r! u9 ?0 O& @' ARemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
: }9 p# }9 z0 Q& V" Z5 e; N6 GCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
7 |1 l' [/ d, g2 lthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
2 ]6 p+ Z! Y, d0 z7 D8 C; Q8 rKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't! o/ ~# m( @3 ~0 y! M4 ^$ L6 L q# k
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 H. q4 c4 K* [$ ~2 V0 r" n
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
6 j3 p& E( U2 B& E/ N4 [goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You; }) w w6 N, \; [6 u) e- \& W
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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