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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
/ U, |9 G! f0 y$ S9 X! qI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.* R- H4 a# L" V2 }
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
( c- A0 Q/ r! i' J: Q+ m( ]Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* l; s: X4 z4 [9 U% Xthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) ^! K% r( u+ g' a+ H2 uthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 |& L: m$ G+ u) r5 e7 H9 q% o- N
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.* ^8 V T @0 W# |
There are some people that are not into all the words.
! s1 K Y7 ^. ?6 o: y0 w$ mThere are some that would have you not use certain words.+ E: E- l, _8 J; D0 s. y- m
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
: Y9 s: } h4 \$ z+ c2 z* r! Fof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.: g( H1 A* u, Q" p4 j' }; @
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
+ f& s" s" u$ c2 sto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
" n( r. j! e# p0 \0 j0 X6 l$ ~# y, KBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 u% Q! }4 g) e' u, w# z/ x"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,$ g: W! D" ? O. W( ?: N( a0 N. f z
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?) i0 B8 Q: h+ ~. {7 |
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; g! D4 O7 P( B- g2 H( kThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
% D2 @: D9 L* R. K; i! m6 ]curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 k- c( j% o1 k* W- G"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" s5 O+ t( w9 y9 R
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly4 v& C% m3 w1 s+ d1 `" q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
# h! ~, l8 }: X2 K2 mman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 L9 E; e3 U! L& B& F; b
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist5 [' g7 a$ \& [9 m1 ^0 ?4 w+ T9 z
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,6 a. U& Z. @, \
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just _" [; \: ^; h( F7 p# c/ I+ y/ f$ Y
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
1 _" k& Z0 j% Knot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,3 C% O0 I6 N/ }
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
' p |3 x4 X$ ~6 z/ p( Ocompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why/ e- @8 _( l& U% j n5 p# a. p; }: a
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 b& N6 k$ d2 z% v/ X4 p: `
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on9 g+ B5 H. G2 D, R; F1 }
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 a6 c8 n A1 F9 L" }I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend6 a' Q; U1 @. X' L1 I$ o
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
, n. t7 d) f( i8 hyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": u, i0 j6 u& S: Z- ~
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
) `9 _7 I+ d4 B p2 y1 hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go( Z i* K, |% D" ]3 c5 j
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that4 U1 e: F; z! W! u& w
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
4 z2 ?0 N1 R9 K0 @- _2 t1 Fcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I+ m5 ]/ u4 K$ q8 @2 v6 S1 m3 G
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such' Z. Q* @7 J$ Z; S! v7 a$ r! A5 V
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 o# ^( E6 S9 ]& y$ rAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more9 G& B2 `1 P$ v- ]9 o
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think: q& O1 m6 h. D2 |$ v2 j3 o1 l. v
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 B- ?4 ~. p9 S' O
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to _$ H1 U4 A# f' @
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,: S+ a! N! \/ ?3 S
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
& i- G8 K6 O% @. B0 @3 N) Cthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is' H1 ~& {- ~( ^1 o+ U
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
# v! V( c Z. A+ t3 c% NI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for9 i% V" I7 h4 N2 `) A0 q' q$ y
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
+ ]% k* N! B5 f3 U1 _Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; Z# ~# b! V; m( c1 o! S' B2 p
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# h1 v0 u( |& EI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 p) y& k3 K( q! Y( H& h( I5 T/ y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even: O9 C" f) h2 w- L. l
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
- t4 m, _1 m7 M' \and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.! i8 X6 [% l% {' j! b t9 X
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 e* A: W7 p& h q$ e1 h& G7 y' {
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
# q& J3 X* J; a" n% Q6 YCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in* U$ ?: F$ w; D# W) ~0 ]6 h
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; m9 ?" D! n4 }8 R
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
' K. c% ^) W9 n$ S+ D& y8 ~say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
' H6 `7 l0 Q, K9 w" `them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that! [1 n1 n2 G9 N( v
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You( ]1 i$ B1 a. F0 u
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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