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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.5 Z! v* _) m4 F- D5 B
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
8 g& ?# w9 ], I3 VThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
9 `! ^4 R- U/ d2 G8 [2 pWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid." G" a+ j% D5 [! j2 S4 X
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
7 `& c/ ]4 `) n# r! m9 Y/ [1 qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
3 a0 ^# W8 a' |' Zwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.: r+ [9 L' X& \1 f8 P8 J3 C/ H
There are some people that are not into all the words.
" ?; P4 m# I! H6 lThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 f9 x1 X9 x) L% F( z/ |There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
* d1 K5 D4 B8 Z& ?: C# ~* l" Mof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.$ D- b& o/ V5 T. ~. l2 y$ w6 P- n. |
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous) l& s9 f' G# ~$ d2 h7 \
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
$ M5 o9 F1 M) c: l+ C# E/ N; ?+ J. ABad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# j+ }0 v: K: z& ]5 x* J4 p
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
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"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) P- D7 c/ ^) O! o8 E% i8 PThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- D* n% l4 I/ P* q0 q& M- G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' w, i b$ E5 v. Q"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. H& h8 {3 a3 \Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
+ [0 Y% n J4 e$ ]# j' s: csounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ k8 T- M. q# x- i5 d$ k: A7 [+ r& m
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a4 o1 s; \- w+ j
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
2 I( Q* p/ c4 w* ~6 G, T/ Xsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,, ~2 Y7 ^, s/ W7 \% E
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
: N5 c9 \2 r% Z2 aOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
% E% _# e6 {2 a O3 qnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,' _, }7 Q/ N/ X3 q1 ]' X# W
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
, T9 F, L" a) Ycompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( J& m9 A% G2 v+ r# usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and4 }0 b( h0 a$ Z) I( g4 y: C
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
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" r* }% H1 W8 h! L# s2 X! II mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
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you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."( d) }$ t8 N/ T6 ^- P* t
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
4 q' p$ s1 Q9 _/ w: g% Wother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go; O3 J+ @2 {5 H' J4 {, R
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that9 F1 V* |9 S' o( z" C
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
# Q; H1 v- t. t" m* ecertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I* B5 ~) f% J8 l" j4 T
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
" w# h+ e- P& G* s; g/ Cstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."* g# q+ A0 ]' [. [; a" a
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
$ z- v& K. Q% V [8 paccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
; p3 L. E% ~! R4 f/ q. Lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very5 e A& f, B* d4 j( H5 n; K
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to2 r8 l! N, |. c* J
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,$ P+ V9 Y, p* @) s! X6 ?0 s6 f6 ~
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love, {& T1 { W' d, a: `2 r# y1 x
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& l2 q- V9 d7 C7 m7 O% sa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but$ I0 V$ x3 ~: s) Q7 T& l! F
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( v2 I" H% ]& m
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,7 e7 i/ [0 a7 ^9 b; C) ^
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."" _ r) S6 s6 K W3 _
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
; J3 G+ x- D4 F; _$ cI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any; V4 ~8 N! J( p# ~, w3 s
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
# ^% c- e! ]3 P( B# ~5 [- Lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
x% G; a( P* q8 z( Sand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
# u: o. |$ t$ a q0 I6 nBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words./ H2 s/ Q7 i y8 W# U3 w) `7 c
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock/ n- M3 q( r2 E3 o
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in9 H# N9 V; d/ o6 A5 X+ d; Y9 R
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 v- E) ?- r" H) h3 M* f
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 r7 A0 v7 B! N7 ~. \6 t2 r. ~say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
" E3 B5 |: @+ T6 V' Z( i% H8 J, @them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that& @( K: F# L$ w) Y
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You0 \! r, x# w, B3 @3 ~' @$ Q
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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