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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.! d( s) K" T8 f2 b
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.1 P+ W, F) X5 k7 m
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.9 N+ H4 e# `# J; \
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.- B6 |$ s1 z$ ?4 B5 D
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
3 V1 b) s( |% X* }0 Kthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for% ~% T1 T+ r4 ]0 b2 z
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
+ s" _$ k' Z! U. X) bwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
3 K- s j! F5 z% k( t. fThere are some people that are not into all the words.
2 P1 v+ W9 G& P, {) o8 ]- E. SThere are some that would have you not use certain words.. b6 F# }8 H/ x7 D0 ?( C2 c! q! t
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
& O! B- W& }" _/ |8 ~of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.8 L7 q: |2 e) v; B4 o
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! D% e# ^0 x" p( i; G! Y) \
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,& z9 j- B5 K/ N Y4 R [9 y* d
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: V- t1 l9 w& X0 J# X6 x# i# X! j
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. h( ? h6 z$ H% l& |. d- k# Sand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 n5 {4 S3 _$ b! ?- D, X- r* c"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& U; q& l1 c9 ~$ _
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ o) V" P& m& T( D7 z1 G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.* O {2 _" f, U6 m' Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ q; _8 ]0 D1 }0 L6 @' E2 O
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
! M4 ^- G' F, j$ \( Bsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,6 A9 o5 P d$ O8 M& {5 ~' o
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# e+ G( c( J9 `# c2 k# lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
: ]$ [ K# o0 O, o% _snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
1 T, C v% E1 }: {8 [& d5 vPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
: @& ]1 V# j3 A, }One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
8 b7 [4 y- n7 o3 q6 M- {3 Vnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 B5 |8 y7 U7 A, v: z# y2 W9 Y+ Nbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
/ \2 T7 j2 ^* E' C+ m$ q( c$ Kcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! l5 l9 R1 J0 f1 Xsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and: E6 F% K$ c- t, i
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on, P9 q& k( ~: [; V* t a9 l
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.6 K$ @1 k- D& ?9 C9 U
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
- R1 V* ]4 G" f! ^with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! a! q, t+ D+ {. ^# b
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."3 N0 M9 x, s& {8 p3 L8 d" M
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the# m: l+ `- b6 |# l3 R2 k
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
' t/ ?3 C' J( }$ w6 Ytogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that% N8 y1 A4 B4 t2 _
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were g c1 y2 m& z! u
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 s; }8 g$ J* n$ g4 _8 {9 H- Tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such, s1 d) z. {% f* u
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& U/ e7 C4 r( u3 ]' E
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
6 @8 I3 [5 S; B" s+ u+ v/ y1 u. zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" d) U" Y t: Q5 ?1 K3 G
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very9 A) c5 Q/ M. [5 U* t
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
! d' v7 C* [& T8 w5 i& t9 p# i5 ]hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,* T# x2 @ T; J
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
& B* H) k' q& G2 A: Q8 e8 Jthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& W) b1 y( M3 ^' ~* a4 K; a1 Pa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but9 d6 G& P X7 u3 W, G1 y" z
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) b3 O, [4 g( |
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,6 O# m3 p. Y& w& d. I$ V
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# T8 g7 ~# @4 E0 _6 u7 U3 I4 bSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
8 w+ n( |* v7 T3 s; j. SI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 p2 p! a) c3 @0 L& w+ F2 u$ }# T7 N& jcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
# x7 k4 a& G, V8 F2 X* Wclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,0 R1 N- b% i. b% _$ Y" j' m
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
, w; x) \+ ~' [% HBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
9 _2 V9 P5 a Z1 tRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- }+ G5 p& g5 p' ACROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
/ U- u5 G4 P' \the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: ]/ L3 `% ~* v! l, B2 P bKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't: h; H9 g2 d" H+ g- ?3 ~) D
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding, Q* n: f! u3 x* {
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
3 @# p' y# u: F9 C) Q0 N5 ~6 X8 ]0 Sgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
: c& X; i4 w, b2 k1 Xcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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