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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.( n2 J- C- @9 ^% L% D
9 A, ], O* ]5 o% q: G% RI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 R, k! ] n4 g( a- v- WI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" l1 N- J( N" \They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Q2 h( M2 P) J8 W$ G9 wWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& {& V4 ` p0 f" m
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
* f: T# h) q8 Fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
- A+ V. j- N2 M/ @- ywords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 O' q2 p% [0 l4 S- i
There are some people that are not into all the words.( S1 c3 r# |; {% u9 i: V. U0 n7 `
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
( c6 W, R j& t9 z" G) `- T R# uThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7' ~# T. n% ~3 g, \, O; i* d! u
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
' I! ?# O g! u" ?399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% Y9 o {0 D' d& H( Q3 v; a& Pto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,, H& s- ^ m8 k
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?4 f6 h1 R& q; _* T
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
5 ~; G) d- B% A, N6 D' Y* Oand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
7 S& M0 Y/ a/ j' s1 ?2 i"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 s; y0 i. U/ q# \/ |
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
; [! i1 C8 ~# i, Z u7 `curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' C! k; [, L& G1 e9 K( l$ C$ G; ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. \, g0 o7 e7 O9 L/ c/ n' e! @% f2 sWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly, n; U9 N3 T- y+ n* m! B
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,8 _2 Z9 \, W; T* F- A
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a8 h% O6 H2 y( G3 P5 D
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& S2 n. s* ]" q# j5 }
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 L$ X/ i E- P3 W! B" T7 ]9 LPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just# e r& e/ q1 ~# e7 Z" z2 A2 V
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
@( |7 c/ a# m7 B+ \not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
8 w- A8 c" {3 E* f7 a* Kbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
* z; U) J6 ^. {; d4 e( ~* p! @4 dcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why B9 U; K" |0 ~9 Y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
; o$ Q* ]( e/ e2 ZMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
6 ]. b, D8 u$ d7 ?" Ithere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.2 y- I2 l/ t3 R4 ]6 ? C+ U* i
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend0 \6 _9 C3 H* _) |
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* P+ e: | }, h
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 p% K- h) C8 F! d) {3 w: yIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the0 E" @+ v, e) d2 M* \. Y
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go. f6 i! }) S7 w1 U
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 N# U1 N& t5 U) ?Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 ~. T( |* v; ~+ L' P4 O) Lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I; m! X( a: X' {
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
6 ]! \2 [; z, a- U% v* fstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", V% s y0 m1 Q
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more' ^1 p3 G/ K+ z+ Q7 J! g
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) F, x# ~ j" `9 y+ f* d5 \it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
5 ?5 O4 A- {9 u. Cimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to9 I ]' a2 t9 s1 `. b4 x
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
7 a/ {! t/ @$ W6 n' w8 e3 S! d* v( ^- w"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# _ I% F6 Q' c- i7 ~
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
! [# j$ _: L+ a$ ~a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" ?/ L: W$ C) m: j1 t C
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) D5 [) ~, U2 Y$ ]" X# }" K/ G
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,2 u/ T3 f" j" J& r7 T
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
4 H" l9 H+ \; m! iSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 s5 _( T& o1 EI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
' H0 q" f/ j% }5 q5 Ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even1 d) @& Y. I! L; V8 \7 z
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
2 ?& i) d( P) e Pand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
$ ]$ H- a2 f0 q7 E: @# v6 A* @But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
H" G& {% W# `1 k+ }Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ E' M/ B% w0 q0 ?# w- s, P- Y
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
: r$ e/ b' n! h) \7 j. Bthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
# G9 q6 C, e$ s/ H- bKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't7 K) M5 r+ [5 r/ ^6 l' i$ }
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding" P% z1 ~ [0 b: g
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that- r$ ~2 h* J4 ~! G$ D, [/ M
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You: h. T, D2 Q# v+ t$ `2 C y3 g
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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