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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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: u, r: D) n: q. S4 mI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.7 F( a3 m$ a- \* I* x0 G2 b% J2 {
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
* e; Q. u- G- yThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
( {; k! C7 A9 Z4 V7 UWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.: i5 Q' q5 C( S& T: [7 N
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for3 N0 \9 z0 @, T" R" h
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( A" z z7 H, k5 H) c& `+ ~* U8 y3 W
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
- A0 G( }8 u: |; lThere are some people that are not into all the words." P+ M: s5 {! F. h! t. Y- p
There are some that would have you not use certain words.5 g3 b; A$ B9 N8 T
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
4 u0 z* G9 s) e- H6 Cof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 W7 D- c+ G s- O c' S4 E$ I399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 q$ N3 q. v% @# C- E' ~1 U
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,, C9 K9 d) o) l; t! u
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?1 {8 N% L W3 E2 S
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
& i& E+ S$ u4 ^' ?9 sand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
! {8 g1 S5 h) r6 _( O- Q7 M' f" ["Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# g. F" l$ B: R f& uThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" y) R! Y/ A' }) a1 ~" o: rcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.2 ]$ b, O( h$ q$ ^6 N$ E6 B% P
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; g. {; v) N. I9 N
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) R" I% } y; X- M' S
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, n, ~3 s8 q- O' j+ yman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; I* _& E& q5 P) ?* G
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
# r4 `" |5 V. y K2 Q! |+ ]snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,$ }' m- t4 h( [% t4 @ c/ T
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
% e4 `, c2 K; ^9 a$ S2 oOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does+ i9 I, _( G4 b c3 D+ M
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,$ \3 ~- q6 Z$ `' s4 i
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
" U' u: Q" ~6 ^, ~. Q- Acompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 V8 H$ `6 W7 }1 C2 `some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 P* Q3 M( f! I& L& V* l/ g5 hMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: o) ~4 [0 ^4 G7 }% D" |
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.' A& k$ A# H4 r$ n# n
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend* Q f% E3 [; ?5 Q5 b6 C- ?' J
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
" K1 F' [! K/ T5 Q) E( Q% m, lyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."& C. U& V: n7 m( q j6 c6 n
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the q. V0 B: ^( n+ e6 n2 R
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
) i$ X# ~) C! e# Ztogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that& j) D+ l! L+ @& h
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were4 U) q' x4 o+ P7 _1 E) _$ R5 e: {
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
, Z4 C7 E* p0 g2 B w2 gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, I: w ?- r, [# Mstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
! W2 T' w' Q: _4 X5 AAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
0 ]# \- b/ v4 B" N0 `( V( m8 qaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
; H \$ |' b0 w% k9 ]: S2 o. q) [it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 n- f( N, H3 p. eimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
! F* L1 p* `# J2 \7 d# d7 Rhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
9 D" t% G% h- J1 l: N"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love" v) o) O) |9 x7 Z% Q6 H5 E' ?0 A
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is7 ]: k' Z! |3 Z% U _+ J, I& o
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
e0 `9 L% i1 J" t s3 K- I! N9 NI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
7 K/ {# i; A7 f8 ]! fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
( x6 _+ t. `6 |5 @$ d4 R/ qSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."* a L ~/ `1 g, ^
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word./ [3 e( T4 e# k- A0 O6 P
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
" B2 F5 r+ R& q) }( kcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
8 w" Z r; b8 z, ^clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
$ H( C! }6 E6 E: P! k+ Z* Cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
& D) `; J) T; a5 b. _7 m( _, ]9 rBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.( m( v4 A {; I/ k9 r) Z% ~8 {/ p
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
2 G+ ^* P3 I) r& T1 b6 kCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- M8 R1 s9 w& U* @9 X% z& U
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for' m$ H' i9 [) z7 w0 F& X7 T6 X: J
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't0 `" l) v, t+ p' [! \- a1 B: u) o& Z
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding* `8 B$ x: f0 D' B, C
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that. }) ]8 p. H3 t( M( Z
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You/ n" O- c8 a+ c0 m+ a* P
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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