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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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E# M( J. R4 V& N; r' n yI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.- R# K1 I+ X* m2 g
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
, P# t) @! i8 c: ?They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.$ V' f# f& E S* r4 N
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid." D# k, \2 [, g2 V! A
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for; N$ Y. I) t }9 Z8 C8 y
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
& G- ~6 e' O& Q" U9 owords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them." ~) ?! I1 X+ s3 h- R+ f! b" w) J
There are some people that are not into all the words.* n$ H4 I5 K8 L9 g, b/ M# o
There are some that would have you not use certain words.& W# _2 W1 R9 m$ ?
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
5 Q1 R. L' Y$ {" l# Oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
, a W7 |1 T) W5 c399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% e# j5 U7 F- v2 V( `4 v$ Vto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,! e2 Y& I3 T" O/ O* X" P- C
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
. Y+ X8 C6 ~6 g8 U% ~"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
6 y' @/ o; z8 o$ I8 t) q! \$ R( M% Jand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 {1 P- U6 D" d) x' P3 C5 D
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 t5 x4 ]& G; @# V/ e+ B
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
, k3 q# r- v( Rcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
G6 A- E, z6 U: f; F! D6 c"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 ~( b* Q7 F& w1 S/ V* f$ ?) N
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ `6 Z; G1 C( b" Z5 o4 n' z
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
) g' I! k6 `: nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a, t! I+ j7 C! V" [) O
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist4 y8 @( Y$ W; u+ w) M, _7 m
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
+ I8 O5 b- o1 l# f9 ]: |' t8 tPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 |$ R H0 i) {) p
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does( Q% p3 Q0 z# E5 {
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
* S( T- i, F/ t; K" j- Hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
Z H3 j4 Q3 S4 c( `0 @completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 b; s- o: r, W, \- N% z, ^
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
: @) s( Q2 v) Z/ \MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
' K' m6 {5 l N2 mthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.% G0 z- x2 i. y2 i/ |. O4 |
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
( _; @, I: e" e! e$ M) ]with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at( G1 L) C+ `6 A+ u1 U8 D
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."2 I5 z+ P; k! U. O1 w
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the, R. o! u" j7 \) ^7 x
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
" V/ M+ N I- s; Xtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; G; g; X& _& u- fPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
) Q" a/ t% i4 Q* \1 |$ B( gcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I- n& L6 c4 [4 |' _: {
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: K% y2 Y7 V( o9 S
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
- [1 | C4 ~7 l2 b, A+ gAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more4 I# ?8 |$ a9 q
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
7 |% x" m2 a, j7 d+ k; Kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
' F0 s+ f: o/ z6 I) Z; M5 {imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
/ i6 i2 Y# S" R! X& q) T9 q" churt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
M7 A$ R( J# U, l& o% S6 j"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
3 |$ I% n5 E- ~" K+ `3 Lthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 t7 D9 M6 I& S: q7 ?# ta great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
9 i" E) W( `# c6 CI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ F# z6 g8 s) O& B! g- X( j/ ?5 sthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
2 E" s4 n8 p( T' Y2 eSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.". y" C4 t* B' i' h. q
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
7 U2 ~ ~/ G. z9 ~ ^9 [7 W2 rI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
8 m7 W, h7 L+ S$ T# r0 S' Dcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 R2 P9 j2 s0 h0 l% Cclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
, S; n5 D* k+ dand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
6 Y3 U7 d6 s, j& f; eBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.) K& a% c! `" l3 t% P% g& ?
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock/ y* r/ U$ G' y
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
! x: Z l3 l5 l, xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* O. h2 q+ M L: NKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
4 Z2 o* f6 Z u$ E3 i! hsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding n7 p W! v4 B3 @/ W# Z$ D5 Q
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: s7 t$ K% B; H8 {3 s$ y- }$ n. ~
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
; Z* b; x y& E+ Ican prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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