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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
4 V9 z& O. t- a2 E8 G F3 kI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.) m# |9 E* n" e5 k! C
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ m+ M6 `# B/ }3 l6 Q9 IWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.6 ?: \' B" u0 D
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for2 j( z, i$ v$ \0 d; O
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same% y; m' t- b- j3 h
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them." q' d' ?! R) v$ l8 m$ O5 y
There are some people that are not into all the words.8 d+ H+ K: K8 E8 V9 }& ~3 c
There are some that would have you not use certain words.* s* i# I$ y' ]$ H h: u6 S5 [
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% W1 r. `+ J% J1 ?$ Q/ V
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) o0 D0 [; m1 j' f/ Y399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous# O2 `8 F- x: C0 X9 z( P1 w
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,) y1 P3 O) K, I3 o
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
" f: R1 q$ r+ w: \* g0 { H) r* B"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions," r" |9 ]$ f7 _& O
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?8 F3 ]- D4 r4 P
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 t9 Y( h: M: a- B0 x
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: d$ y$ f: e2 C. `
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, ]" L2 k) |* u' y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% i2 e: r8 j0 a1 h+ j
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 S, ^8 C0 x; |
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,! y/ x9 t* \* t
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a# ]; I" H4 c! i) G: \) g
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist! i* C9 q7 b0 ]8 d
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,+ V8 S1 x8 }7 y
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& |1 t" N9 w9 N3 d9 ^8 ?9 s' j
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
2 _6 l; m( j% v$ p8 inot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& _7 ]8 o# ^$ ~! @+ k% Y- r3 }2 mbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
" d% l9 Y7 ^- i" U# k# Z' O% lcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
; J( m& d. \) A) n) tsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and. ~8 _8 x: P' w. Z" J
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on' n2 z" q% P8 @" ?9 D0 ~1 s% t
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
; I. x& B% @+ A$ ^* K$ @+ PI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( g$ h5 C! u# E
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at6 R- Y) `# o0 d) _
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
7 A* A$ L, L) m+ tIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the1 z& _$ o e1 ?
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
- h! A" Y+ T+ ptogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 Q& s# f* v$ z4 f% C. V* w4 qPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
% ?% ~) r4 T) V1 {' Pcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I: H. v1 j9 D' x/ S
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such2 Q8 t, F. j# M2 t' }
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."3 ~4 H1 L+ V7 e, \$ f
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
7 E( I" z2 o4 q eaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
l3 v' w, O. E% s6 x8 U4 O$ Kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
. P. ]5 u2 ~- p$ g+ z1 ^6 Jimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 ^4 Z4 [# ~( x8 M: j+ i4 O
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
2 o# d5 v& o/ e3 P+ p$ R+ f* ["I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
* h& b2 `9 f2 \3 gthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is# Z2 @* _4 O' T; b$ @4 I) i
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but; y* j# _+ `$ L" Z( Q+ }6 I
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
2 {; u6 X1 v4 \the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 g8 x6 M. h6 w3 e
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, ^# Y# f( c/ i0 T2 V" q! }So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 N; a7 ^3 R& H8 }: d9 X" H4 b8 XI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ { b) q W* R+ @6 B! i& d% ?$ e
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
5 h' }) i! ]' O: t; g/ Eclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,/ Q4 B$ o& \3 ^' M" P
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.6 v- y9 j5 ~/ h
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 | m, m/ C: c3 h8 y4 i# _( g
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock c) R7 x. W6 J% q) u, N3 {0 u
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
5 F* r2 u8 f7 Xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
8 d6 [# z9 Z* X7 b/ p5 zKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
7 b& @& k- U+ v, o4 ^6 h# usay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
- V* u* J( d3 S' u& D6 b7 Bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
8 M: D5 J2 c8 E vgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You4 v+ a" f# I( {# @2 f% L
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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