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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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$ d7 X8 `' D6 z0 Y4 Y6 K+ W# rI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
6 w, m% Z9 ~2 | b! }9 F! [' Q2 \1 ^I want to tell you something about words that I think is important., A: r' c7 D2 L3 ^
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 y# f3 A( z+ ]! _/ p/ ^8 `' @8 wWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ E2 _7 A) t/ @
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
( V- r2 D- E6 Y; r6 xthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; H2 X" a0 f8 x$ Q6 z4 A4 r
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( L$ a3 n3 o7 c$ u- ?
There are some people that are not into all the words.' f) L# w' o4 C( f2 K
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
; F6 Q2 V( w& S4 u7 G6 C+ N& mThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
7 ~" Y& B3 H: U( n% v( Z% C2 Mof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ a' [1 ~5 `4 s5 d0 o/ m9 x
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous+ ]1 E) O& Q7 U/ j
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,7 ?" r5 G! n- k0 m& Y4 y8 T) D1 _
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?, T& ]+ S0 j& B! ]' s) X; `. W; S
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
: I" v! C' `. Z* u" L1 Vand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?% t7 ^2 @$ G, W( d7 ?- m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& [8 M. U6 g' J' n0 |$ n' V( A7 F
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
% {- _, ~' @" H, wcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
$ i" t& ^5 t$ h0 W"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 I* [' M5 A6 \% K
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly5 G2 y! Q7 l) f9 s9 J: X
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ n( x) `- a5 L5 Y9 t
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a% i4 d6 ^) D3 m& A5 _& k
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist! z/ N# @) V4 z0 B p3 e7 j5 `& L" @
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
+ T" q' A) A ^$ `! b$ g3 rPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; C' }2 ]+ F! ^2 D, j- x6 G7 F+ }
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does# T; s2 S6 k8 I- e: C9 f
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
0 z' i4 m' h! Hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not9 l. ^& e; y) a/ F% Z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
/ Y; I2 r/ K7 W$ R8 Isome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and$ D: h N- K) a ]" ]) [; u
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on$ j# i- }# _) v% h7 K
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 @& Z' F F& x ?6 g6 s* z7 yI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend: ]. d; j/ x# H) h8 ]7 f
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at {: P3 D8 K% k7 U# t' t$ v
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."- e6 m) C( M Z6 i8 C- I
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
* X0 J- h* D* j% Oother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& ]9 K) \9 F9 N. q* _* O3 x" s, Ttogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that# b; e) o* s3 u8 q- R% s7 [
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# V; L8 U! }: L/ o7 P1 _
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
% b5 r4 q2 Q- Q7 ]# P3 Ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: q! g8 B) p M% T& W. _
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) T9 T- Y! c, R5 vAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
% y2 D/ x' Y, ?2 {* }accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think+ j+ ?4 @. W$ Z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
' y) z1 M, c5 E4 d9 W" gimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to5 R1 D" Z8 X, [4 }
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; g4 S) O2 L# j# s, W+ ~& d"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
) X+ U9 f8 v6 S" c4 m3 G0 i1 ?6 ?' Gthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
$ O. p1 ?8 p& O4 na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 `# D$ @7 b5 f1 ]- f+ R
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
+ M/ d3 L# k3 X3 ^the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,3 ?- h2 Z3 c- [* ?2 o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
- d" [% d9 H6 r8 l' G6 K- a3 _7 r1 JSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word. D% G7 O5 z+ {: F, s
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
, L/ S4 W& P. S% k3 zcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even H: a0 o4 y5 D8 p( ]; m
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
# X# i% b: R: z& aand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.! X+ t3 ]* N# E$ B) j ?
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.4 X: w; g2 r* M5 C2 C# F" `
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
' g% H: A( k$ BCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in3 W% S8 \9 Q5 v8 o1 S; \) T7 X! N
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
. j3 Y" z1 j. i& {4 YKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
* Z; I* q9 X/ _1 v" D& p3 C6 Fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
' u$ `' I* r' {1 Pthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
8 q; ~! h2 \- q- {! ~1 l7 {goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
& ^! k! X2 M0 ]can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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