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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.' G. D. s/ ?/ p$ T
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 a( }" Q E, ~3 F4 EThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% x, D) L7 W. C! |2 |! R
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
" a' P! ]6 l0 N! Kthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
, v# L' p8 t! S8 r: u' j0 Z, Pthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( `+ w" l5 p3 E, J. y+ m
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 T' `% c8 ~3 L% PThere are some people that are not into all the words.9 W1 Y1 i( [* @' `! S0 ]) P
There are some that would have you not use certain words.. R: t0 T% o7 [: u8 V
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
. p) `! f) O$ S; K0 X) Y/ Z; Kof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 P# ^* M% O8 u% G8 |0 c2 z
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous7 c! j" Z" _1 T! r2 H
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
* L4 \8 t) M, @ P% F$ N$ r( c9 J8 ~Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 H, C% e, l2 P/ g3 u# ?"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
7 N5 H# C2 v" ^( g, A# v9 k) J; iand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?. j% C" m& ^3 J: z V
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ d# l' ^: o3 h# q
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,# Z( e d5 } @: r W& O
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 M( R4 {: p5 E9 j/ T; T/ \( R
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
J! K) m7 j! v" ?Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly8 S/ P' Y1 t! [! f0 G, @' z
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
^( M, x' G9 l0 Eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a! ]: r5 M9 y$ C! T+ s. \& T
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist6 W$ q& r3 e) W) E" N7 w
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
: N" I9 ~5 M1 r. r, U2 QPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
: t r. Y! d5 D% ZOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
) X. ^2 k# X! cnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
7 j+ U, c: _! J9 w8 q# obut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
$ ?, Z# r" m) i; i- r9 C' y! k' Ccompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, r6 i* d1 Y& }" zsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
T( k% p0 u4 d5 x/ bMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. J+ |8 N+ z# l# y1 _5 X+ G& `there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
/ s1 Y8 i) e6 N7 v8 AI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend0 y1 M' ]) m! c- J1 r/ V
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
3 j+ Q+ O3 \2 C$ S5 ?! @you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
" v/ V7 T% i9 v( _3 [+ r" s7 HIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the D! B; L! w" R: W% C
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go ]- S' Y3 ]( ` e- R9 f
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 E {9 d7 {0 D3 w0 jPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
. R' i" U8 I6 z/ G/ q: lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
: I' C1 B) ~, r& H1 d$ p7 Qdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
* Z% j) a& o$ _0 Vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.". Q, y4 l" W ]
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
9 f* |2 p% z+ ?% U* `+ Aaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
7 }- G, K- s, H1 N0 Eit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very1 `% ^% N- \# L
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
3 t- x& E3 Z, n( w8 N5 Hhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
0 F# D& t9 U) _/ ~* r6 D$ {: t! e"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ [6 O& N8 D- b! H" G5 Fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is- `4 B, I; V& |/ a T( e
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
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the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
* W3 i2 w; [& P6 m' q, }, ]Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
5 Q: o3 l8 {$ H& ^9 Z2 u# v. i; OSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' M# B. ]! A7 R5 S; h/ l2 |( fI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any V' X2 T9 f; [" K
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. G6 ^# b2 i7 M0 `) h$ ]clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,5 ]# E: N' h% z. F! ~
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
3 @- I3 |. P& o8 ^ eBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.7 d, T" H0 B* d M- Q- S: X
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock. R% P& I4 T- `; I
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
# `+ s/ j T; e% bthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for' r4 c( s. H3 S: E
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
( L" m! v/ d) R7 V @) Bsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
" H* F" {$ W+ v0 l) E0 i3 |7 v) Hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that$ D) A1 |) z' a l& b( J: Z0 m
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You: z N- K7 S' H& t% F! E% O& B
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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