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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.3 `0 r8 M! ?/ S# t( J% A7 s. Q0 j
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.1 D7 ?; F5 s5 C9 u3 k% T6 b
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 G' J4 x- Z w4 F; e* d3 @# R
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
. Z9 }5 _; J$ M9 ?! Z# O) ^" tthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for5 w1 F/ j7 X6 U
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
) I$ G8 i1 n9 ^; ^- Ywords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.- g5 d+ K& k# M2 d+ D' j8 Q$ c
There are some people that are not into all the words.
/ {/ ^! d5 O- T- @6 V3 Q m, {There are some that would have you not use certain words.) ~' n1 H y; {, l t, X
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
% e& M' l) h1 f8 u4 N( A+ K/ tof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
. A3 W- q1 L8 t" I. d% |399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous1 W) w3 t! s+ M6 [. Q7 v# p
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
2 ]" J5 O4 e R5 T) A% X7 hBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 h E3 [, I) A) x7 ^& d, e @2 u
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; J" o7 ]+ }" \ O2 A$ [- m
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 h; @6 @3 E, d% M( c"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" R1 z3 q; \ _. |# h
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" v$ C6 n7 F- ecurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
$ p1 j0 c. M: n1 k0 U, B# @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( Q+ }+ p9 u! L1 r$ w
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly+ X4 i; L6 L3 `, \0 i( x
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- P6 P3 P4 r3 j: P# {
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 \6 S, {9 H8 J/ X5 y; p/ x
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist' e& y; f% E" U& d
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Y8 v/ ^6 r1 X$ gPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
8 r2 l6 \; ?" |1 z1 c1 [6 @One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does* r# G" ?( w/ ]& N' Y% h' B
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. n2 w# b$ ^% M
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ B: b8 h( F. N6 u- Z* M
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 _4 N' Q0 U$ [8 \some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, U4 {' G+ U# c# e! mMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
& P: _# Q B4 k1 }1 @; Hthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& ?2 Q0 @) Z! f' N
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend9 _3 N: c, p4 a9 E
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
X. l- w/ v& H/ ryou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
8 u1 q0 b# ~1 S, G( Y& U( r/ W1 U4 XIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 d0 V0 K. h* O1 N; j) [
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go1 Z3 q. F1 a& P5 ?7 R9 H2 ?; d& W& H
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that$ v6 `- o% D, ^, g* V! C- t) l
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
! X2 P/ _# i2 I" Q: Ucertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 a( N2 |* G( [3 K. ]" tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
: ~5 j- A: ]' V0 C0 s4 o4 ~stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."4 m. {- S0 C4 r
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more) t" [) Z( o* ~3 {
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- u2 M5 \6 ^: n. V6 Sit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very( K. F, p* I7 K- K3 a0 k
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
" d% Y" a& E8 B. i7 t' S: n1 Khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,0 x4 v" ~6 X, ~2 j, W8 V) T
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: k5 q7 Z' S9 \* ^than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
5 T# `" e5 ~- `( p0 Wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but; U" N% K9 `, h$ {# z" y
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( v. Z: q0 ?$ _" p6 ^# N; e
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,* a* c# x3 b/ h$ b) i1 L) z
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) e+ j( @3 X& N; }( |- U6 g& hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
8 L' V! ?- u% e1 I1 WI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
. i- X* J& t k3 ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
* m* ]. r9 t* jclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,) p, u V2 s) L" h
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.2 _/ {0 p( T4 E% }+ T- b: U
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
0 H/ J' M8 d0 ]/ q: Z) JRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock1 V( V0 f \ y9 Q: p0 D! V
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in6 i3 T/ b4 J* |7 j. G
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
8 @( k( `8 q3 h( b/ | qKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ e- E& I$ W5 h8 n! @* y! D& s" Qsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 E/ o C: C2 @- }* o# v
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that% C8 O) D' V5 }) n- H
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% h9 w: a& w) p) g4 l& z; j# f& D, Rcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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