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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.- \. _9 n( a) y: Q" k
( \3 Q) P7 v' pI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.% a" X/ K1 d5 l$ @& w" H
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
O% A: n; [7 i( `* ^: K7 SThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.4 W Z# {: N) c/ m1 A
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.. N8 u ~* H2 G g3 v" d4 X. F5 u8 u
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* A: Q8 c# X) a3 _$ w- M9 c5 R
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same4 h, c/ ]. a) y2 b3 F- E
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.. [- E/ M4 O0 I: X' {
There are some people that are not into all the words.% W8 ]+ {$ l6 V
There are some that would have you not use certain words.% z2 d1 l. D6 y4 f2 H1 G' T( k
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
R! y* g) |- n. u/ E8 \' v; Bof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
& u) I% r, D! [ m5 ~( \399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* W, D4 e1 u) Y; m0 m2 b$ I. V$ y0 p yto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,7 v1 ~4 [9 o; ]5 c! H9 L
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ t! s& ~0 D( ]. I% B"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,4 l& L: x; m. q9 a* O/ r H
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?6 L0 y Y6 j8 i3 W! W
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) p! ]8 ~5 W# K0 I7 U4 }$ WThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ b. Y6 c; O5 Y7 P3 a
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
6 T7 U/ Q+ v+ [& R2 U"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 G: o8 C: Z- ]) z% c9 fWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; v1 W$ v$ L3 [7 \8 E. V
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
$ j5 a2 m0 L4 ]1 ^1 M6 { tman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
! B4 H s7 P' Qsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist3 z5 K8 r( l: `- \5 v% R4 l. A) G
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
/ S6 \) G. T/ r- F7 |; UPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just: H1 G* g. W% x, N- r$ m9 q
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
9 B7 H/ [; w1 X: Pnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,+ s/ K! O0 F; x: h$ C* \/ i
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
6 Q! ]! O! D+ a0 _( K5 u8 u# Ccompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
/ S' p X. o' m4 i/ r: `' @2 X' Usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and* U5 m6 Q0 V! e
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 ^& `9 B" o2 ]8 J- _7 t/ uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.; F% L. ]4 O7 s( v
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend4 f3 F9 w% K6 g; `" d
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at' F' k* _, A' l
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
9 k D c2 L1 A% w* k/ b5 P: iIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
* |# I: F/ K/ b( Z. X( v2 Kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
1 s+ A$ `- r$ ~% J- B- }2 qtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
' d* G( N# j8 j3 y, m8 LPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
+ r! y9 _3 U' P' T) g* c9 ^1 ucertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
5 i" n7 q, \0 D% t9 ]don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
~; i8 n0 Z4 h7 y+ Z; L! d1 Ostupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."6 T3 M- \5 T7 r* V
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
m9 v8 x3 G/ L/ n! ^' k: Caccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 N, W: \% Y; h4 Q$ \$ |) k Nit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
3 j) r* V0 b! G) R: T/ f5 J% uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to) ~9 w0 E4 K! x* t$ L7 s
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 {6 s% r( U& N h: Z+ ^( F
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love" r0 W; k2 ~ c7 Q- J
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
' v, D: ~' i [ u( L7 B: aa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
% g- W9 ^1 w' ?+ xI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 F2 L. A) u7 ]
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
5 E) k- S& K: T% a: `Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
1 _3 P! E7 x/ o: f8 LSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
, ]$ v, P: Z' d- p+ h* GI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 u5 E4 v7 a: a1 A# ?4 e; ecircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; |% P: b$ {9 N1 B& K8 u8 Rclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,7 h5 Q( P- l" F. B7 {" v
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.. y; t- O Y; \0 p- ^3 n
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
0 u! I* ~( `1 `$ L5 L. @7 s$ [Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
2 ] h- S4 W# P3 V9 d+ w& |CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in+ V+ N) ]) f, m6 T
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for2 U# i: N0 G8 q6 q0 [$ z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 U6 l5 N: @* s- R5 K
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding9 R2 u& o5 q9 \! r! C2 n/ \
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
2 u2 n7 X$ T& H" Ggoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You% o8 l# g3 \& p' Z" z
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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