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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.: J7 T7 G& ^! i4 |9 K, N* i( |" `
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
$ F0 W' }7 B4 w. D3 Q- ~) n' ?7 d4 YI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
, P! U( h2 b; m! OThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 m+ L& O# q m+ F+ _Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.5 g) U+ j1 Q" o- o) f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for8 L5 `8 |; U- _1 w4 c
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same- D+ O+ M8 i% n. `; T
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
& \: t0 K0 h7 B F( V9 r5 ^* @There are some people that are not into all the words.
$ K+ Q, L6 ]0 J/ P( D/ OThere are some that would have you not use certain words.( p# @) b5 V; p* e
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
% F* _( \: @" h! a: @9 t# ]of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.0 w/ A# v" h8 p
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
; n- w' Z; W+ \$ U5 O- d) gto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,- [" c7 m' i3 L6 `/ k
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?5 m5 J* I1 b1 A2 @% q; w! T, ]
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; H+ @# `. n8 I7 P s5 s
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
3 Z( M4 n$ y$ ~9 G' v( ~. F$ g"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" c# d3 M, c2 H0 PThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,; a9 a: M A; q: g
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.& n4 r5 K9 c( x; `$ h# {& X7 [: m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" C* P- @6 J# ?: d) P" q6 qWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
$ h- z& Z% t! ]sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
% W5 E/ s) y' K9 a7 Y7 _& jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a( u+ l/ X( W7 S4 T8 {% q1 k
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
% q5 r( S* n/ }; N8 D& Asnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( A) W3 [/ X; g! j. m. a5 fPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
: V5 y0 w0 g* I; D/ D" @9 Z: gOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- y" y/ R" x E- ?# f' [' H4 Q8 E
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
' {7 r4 ~7 u0 z' N% zbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
$ z& _5 A2 D! X8 Ccompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
: J! `. U3 J) \7 Q2 H, v! @. Bsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and x# G5 J1 ^1 R5 l, C
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
0 s: y+ H* }7 e2 R1 ]there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
4 A* H& }' k* t: d" P8 Z& sI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
$ g' f @! l8 R \7 z2 ewith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
* L+ b% B- w2 W* eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."! F: ]4 @9 N. I
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
- z0 t/ G3 I. f' Tother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
0 W. B3 f- [+ mtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
% L" q8 K7 I [& [Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
' V& C$ p$ ^3 s3 W& E9 Ucertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
$ W, Z: M N& z1 e$ U; g, ]: wdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 \+ k1 ?2 f% v: q! N q/ t* Ystupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) l. W; u6 _0 F' j& w: x; x; ]And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more" e, R2 Z: ?- Q0 l% T
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
. h6 O0 t# f% k" Q( A n0 z5 zit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
* I; O) E4 w( d' g5 J' b& E4 K# yimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
! q# t" y0 @$ N8 X f, t8 K; s8 V1 whurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
3 ?" X% Z% t" n. Q1 x3 c"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: b4 T: u# Y7 D
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
9 b' d" p& ^) t m" i7 Ma great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
_7 a2 M) b- y: CI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for2 k/ a# h S& l( H
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
; ^. ?" G1 v: |- f' x* P: h. S7 _Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
9 a$ H' n' }2 c. R J" @So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
& Q- N& B( E5 |3 F' eI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any3 C d) E) J! y2 v/ e, E( u6 m u
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
7 r4 s# E. X/ j- H1 o1 _clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. u, B8 R* e1 D2 v! E. Y
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
; U' _, \( Z2 G' C6 V& i3 JBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ i7 v5 @+ ?4 f- wRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock7 T I! e8 A7 M' k/ @- D$ _
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in( Q% G W' x9 K" Q! h
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
+ j+ A5 w' ]% K3 m" U) F' H) N- JKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't2 p) a# W* e2 A4 ]% j* G, Q% A7 K
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding8 X. u- `6 m3 M6 {' E
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that/ u- K& l5 ~7 {7 a
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 B, |1 n0 g: w+ Q& B8 x! dcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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