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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.. ?' h5 s2 i. K) g7 s4 S
6 [+ R! e! D/ ]" r! ~. b' T8 UI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
- y1 Z1 X8 ^3 TI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
3 _; x# c) U; L4 \$ }They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
) s1 F, h( c5 t3 VWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.# o; i/ k: h$ ]5 h+ J2 b
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
3 e7 l( G/ d3 C0 y; @+ m. xthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
& K# O* {0 E* ewords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
- M. i: H: l! G8 O" J4 hThere are some people that are not into all the words.: E( ]5 D! a% b5 g1 P
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
' K: }- c" c y1 o, @There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 73 X3 ?3 ?2 R' P! L
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
3 V* y3 R2 F0 P# I& t399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous8 k# s U0 H4 Z( T# n- `
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
- {( ~9 C; M& o4 _" wBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
) q; T7 U. J) S( E9 [$ G6 {; v% z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) p( A9 h& U6 f0 s/ h
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?' R7 i5 y5 L# N" r& ~5 v
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' z5 b; ~! ^) W3 m: PThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
) t" y! y8 d* Z# `curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
& }+ K1 o8 ~ n' N5 y; T"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 x0 y# l- O& O) [' H' |$ [8 }Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% V) Z, s* N/ R
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
j+ T% i; G, j$ gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 @2 g, r( ~) C6 z( l1 J0 ksnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 O# A3 d& m4 q
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( M2 b, P; s! n4 K8 BPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
- q& q$ ?4 n3 o9 @, J: _+ YOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does# {1 D' X) y) L* x l# w
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,$ k/ c+ i8 z( b/ m( p- b) |$ o3 W0 j
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not( J4 J' h `2 T
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why- g4 h; C9 q; o }5 M6 Z
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and0 [5 X' d- {( Y4 a. ^0 ^! y7 i
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
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I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( t" I9 c' i+ ^. Q% O6 q9 u9 I
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at# r: S" X; E- o, }' L
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
, c' F% h# O* |4 w; Z1 ZIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the) g; l% h! ~; Z2 X8 Z
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
. z$ w3 b3 o3 P3 Q% {together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! u" f5 \# z3 T h$ W; M# sPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# I$ \, z4 D3 N& _( Q! i+ R: z
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ ]0 v. L& I, w# Jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such7 {& ^/ D- J q" s# {
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."- g- j* O1 V& @& v/ c7 R
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
+ B' ^% s8 a6 ~+ ?2 J! A) maccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
8 E0 l/ Y0 t8 ~/ Pit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
& e2 S, z: e1 E; r. @- ^: g: vimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to7 r3 a7 X$ ^" ^3 u2 d
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,: s F2 B& R1 f* T; W' c& j
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# u' v" z" p/ y2 r$ ?
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
& q' H$ \& K! ma great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
; t$ `9 u& n3 z6 g3 wI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for% w6 T% P9 L: _2 _$ b$ [, c
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
, s" R+ ]1 R. \$ r0 I2 A1 CSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."! [: H- T6 Y- H. S) R+ _" A, o4 O8 u
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
/ ]- ]! o" D. [2 a; rI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
4 E" J& Y( B7 M# G. E, [9 v5 Zcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% k+ _% b1 D0 f: n
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,# W# c" J O5 ^, Q8 J, m% J! f
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
7 O1 ~3 J* b; f. i( h% w& z4 T0 KBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
: E" L9 V4 S7 tRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
* K' @4 a! D( _" n, U; dCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ M5 O5 q$ `4 U
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for% Z5 t! M; R" i- Q1 z6 o8 D
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't9 n( }5 ]: q8 H
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding. Q" E; w& Y+ U) [: H
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that) C- o: D1 c. W* L) V, p
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
. _( t) c8 k2 H/ d" ?2 t9 a$ Jcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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