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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.5 ?' w `1 D$ f+ X) X2 s
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
# d6 P9 O- n2 z8 \8 zI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
% t+ N6 V- N( e' P2 X; i; Q& WThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.! J+ n6 Q. @7 E2 i3 m" m/ k
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) t2 a- T2 u: Z' d6 dthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for4 v. ]7 h6 s. Z% |8 F
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 q, [& c6 Y: x M1 Q
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
! a$ @3 k6 e; J9 G" wThere are some people that are not into all the words.
A0 O- |" D! g7 j% d1 p! xThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
; @2 j* ?/ T4 k& Y3 r/ h3 k' c/ kThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! i7 A5 L c, V# x
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
L- g0 `. G7 G5 i8 i/ Y399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! \( _* Q( x) x1 Y M1 v6 _
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,' n: Q/ r9 k& X# S, d5 ^
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
6 C# Z3 Y1 B7 ?# D"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,: }/ I; K! w! O: f% ~8 x
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?6 v/ B3 O) m) V1 V' Z, M9 C
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; j8 E; Z3 H2 J! U+ n' U+ W* F
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ F' p/ O& B* s2 a# l
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 ^) U) v1 O) ~" E; z"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 A4 \/ V" c( e3 }6 W( s
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
' R! l4 \' x1 n5 {sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
$ H. S5 W' O+ m8 `: Gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
8 i. q/ y- l( I3 ~$ H% o* csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. {1 _* v- f d& g5 s
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,- K3 S( b6 z) u5 ]9 b
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just8 i8 p# L) `/ y V" f: ?
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
, J- z" y, t3 \% Wnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list," p2 r2 p; o& `- q0 d
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
7 Z" i e8 D) y0 G" u9 Y" O7 q: Wcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 K$ Y2 C& z3 [2 _some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and- K9 @' q' X4 f1 Y
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on2 [# s- a1 V! H, }$ v1 y2 w7 K( d1 J
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
5 j4 U8 J/ u# @! z0 [7 HI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" ~; q, n7 d: \; P. S0 P. H- m
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
0 u. `2 h4 K6 }2 {you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
, i) V/ T$ y0 \# |1 {8 ]0 c- DIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the' ^4 q6 t9 n! O- o2 W0 }7 T5 Y
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go# d8 ~: y1 F& ^/ |
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 g* s4 U' N# O3 wPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% b7 k/ m9 v" `& `. F
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I! P# i0 F7 v0 G; u" T* F) e
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such {, J4 Y4 d4 x6 U( R( {* P
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 h7 c5 @, x) c% \7 ^And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more& D) i, b) B7 ^$ {% \* V
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) g5 X" B$ r0 ]) }7 [3 Zit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 H8 K& C* v+ k, mimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to$ O8 [* D( O$ `8 _
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,8 u' n$ J5 h) l7 v+ b6 @
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ e" t' N' q/ hthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ D4 k3 ~; M. X$ q4 q" Y
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
# n( @/ j1 f) u" MI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
0 s( [; ]/ ]4 y1 k) W; P1 [+ ]the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
1 c! W& Y% h# E/ N9 i: r8 @( ZSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."3 _: s6 L# n# @4 X9 [% A
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
) s. b8 J8 S& s1 ~5 ]I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ l) a) w( B w
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
3 q }& P: e- \ e# yclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
0 G; p6 l6 F/ A- E+ pand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 r9 K# N$ F4 k3 P& O/ o# P4 x6 eBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
6 q2 H7 a2 X: L1 B% HRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ d9 b: R# X( u# \
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 v6 M/ L/ {; C6 E% [
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for9 T/ T* k/ U L Y" t4 _
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't6 g4 c2 [0 a, f3 Z. f% n8 L
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 Q* Y1 P1 X* s4 I
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
) x4 T" o' _9 ?goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You- Z0 E E. U5 t" @- N
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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