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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.9 j! G {" F: U4 v
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
8 [* ]4 y% D* Y) s" n( A" DI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
* m t6 d+ ?4 SThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
# X5 Y$ Y3 e2 @/ L+ {& w5 t2 A0 tWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* U7 o- d) {9 Z7 C3 V7 P6 F
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
8 ]8 I4 F" `4 s, n# @ wthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same1 t' l: E1 `2 o: x) v
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 A# m* o. z2 N$ ~. IThere are some people that are not into all the words.% ~3 E; a T3 A, ]( ^
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
4 ^ @. C7 s/ v: c, WThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7) \" ]' T7 @- r8 U; }
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 X* Z9 @; O3 Z: M) l, T" F$ K" W. v& P399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous) t9 Y9 L( q( Q# i7 J6 Y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
# ?" ?4 f. I$ C: W' ~ wBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
+ j$ O+ _" r5 h$ n% {"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 L4 l: D. k% f& e& O$ A7 P% vand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 R3 b. U2 _! U9 e6 _+ W"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 N$ l# [- f. i( e3 \4 w
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* F, d$ ?) G: m. z7 V$ s8 R& [
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.3 @7 z9 z; R# I: b, v
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ L5 l0 A+ D+ i+ T" |8 D
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
) k( n" g# h& J1 ssounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, h9 d1 m4 A @& s) Cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a& E" B5 t* {1 { T$ _/ h
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
3 ?6 {2 L) t$ Q6 M; x: {1 ^% Msnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
2 }6 a: ~8 a4 BPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
3 T8 {% }* d x `# TOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
T1 Y6 M0 N P3 N8 {! J* {not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,& I# o0 y3 K7 Z" P
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not9 D7 s1 I2 Y/ s: M+ \$ y: Z1 O
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
* `' Y. [: D7 r( k. C2 Tsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and5 @: ~9 h9 p& N/ q
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on5 Y: |. M1 L8 M Y: J, r
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
# _% M, n6 h* b- Q$ F* t1 {/ kI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. k7 Z0 @" k1 S: E
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
) i0 Z- s5 b# o' k. h0 L+ u7 dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."1 S _- |& q4 ?$ U% b. e1 a3 t
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
+ z0 r/ E! I6 Gother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go5 y C1 E& s% J% U( u- c; s, H
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that7 ]$ {4 ~3 d+ i8 Q5 _9 B* y$ T
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were$ h/ y- w/ T- |' }
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ ~) H0 o" f% R! f, z0 p8 mdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such9 z: h/ \$ Z3 x7 [3 l
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
8 g, q+ V# ?+ m) C) u4 uAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
" d5 A, M9 B1 E6 D# [, }% Naccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
! D6 D* O6 [3 {# Y, O( w: z3 G kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very; v7 _% X5 ]- t/ ~1 Y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to3 F2 O/ h+ Z- O! s
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,4 ~( L5 s3 [; [- n
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ Q: e5 T6 Z) \) I' g. s! x% nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
9 T; N: H. Z1 }2 J- f5 {* wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
( C/ ]3 V/ k, I9 |3 F2 PI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for8 q5 Y0 U- d$ q* D% }9 M
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
6 x: T E( S- l& o2 D# DSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
* k0 F- R( q$ j4 ZSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' M5 ?% b6 Q% i1 ^0 x& e4 Z, bI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
C8 F4 U4 r" h7 {% ^! Mcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even# Q$ [1 O2 ?9 A7 o
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 j. z3 K/ I+ t, D. sand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
3 u$ z6 a+ u6 ~, @/ {/ OBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 k% x9 ^$ y, H0 Z
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" R3 a" X' U" l6 S5 H" rCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- \6 [; b% N, t$ m5 \/ p! o
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
' N. U* H( C6 c; n8 u+ c) qKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ |2 C, x( ?. Qsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
6 W4 u- u8 {: ]1 hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that U$ |7 a$ ]7 J3 ~( L7 y0 C! ~0 p& l
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! P% ]% c8 Z: k0 u- c% i$ i$ Qcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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