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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 y' m$ {# h0 t% k& s( t" II love words. I thank you for hearing my words.- B2 b9 T" |) ~/ _, S; m
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 V2 L* V0 s$ `; D) {' v
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
/ s5 r1 T$ x# F6 vWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.7 l3 N' Z* x6 X0 V3 _4 K6 \
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. _6 f# J4 C! Y9 i6 U) M# g* m
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
' Z V# |: {- ^ swords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
$ F8 P2 |% _9 z' ~3 W% QThere are some people that are not into all the words.
8 K( i2 I" a% t: Z$ `There are some that would have you not use certain words.
7 V8 p/ o7 ^' ?; p2 V' m4 ?4 IThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ `# h9 ?, S1 x8 T* Q, fof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.2 T1 b% P' D' J8 b' p; G
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous6 j/ V7 ]. H r
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,* {/ c* {# D0 a3 y; W$ X* Q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
" P: f# P- H2 \8 I3 z8 H0 N0 D- ` u"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, C9 B' [, J- b9 y) E* x
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?% a" i; r; j. E3 H4 c( U
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: b% I. @& P- X( J5 {2 }6 _; RThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
& ]. V, L* S" o# r! o7 S/ ~curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
( T6 P( T' W% d: ~6 G, X9 L"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 j" X! Z6 a5 {3 V: P6 oWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 l; S, r* }( z2 V
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, c3 z* x3 u2 q, {3 L) c
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a1 e4 B! P" T0 F3 n1 |) I
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
3 B c" ?) N2 n1 Y! _- Asnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
0 b: x- G, Z. k7 R5 HPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 c3 ~, Y* o$ Z$ H+ L. }& `6 pOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
$ {' R4 n5 M- d5 Inot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
6 @# \% W! f4 p* vbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# W7 ]4 f; s& H7 n' Gcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why# [$ M( p1 k1 }
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and* x+ r( `8 m) g$ X
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on Z9 C0 c( g. K5 j2 [& {# u5 K
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
) @8 q( k1 x. b; b5 AI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
u$ Q; m7 ~, X( `% [with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at' v& m5 O K6 S: {- C1 @3 z
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
2 ~# W* g" K3 l. c P( h/ GIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the5 ?. B: @2 a' W" t( B4 B" A( w5 [
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go; K* y0 K* u; ^' ~) g8 Q
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
. @! s0 O, i5 L/ X& M, P% BPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were& b( ~( K+ ]) [' ]& ?
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& u- E. h2 l+ ~don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such% a; H4 M. x7 C( W4 ]
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 N0 Y' x1 o% `* a. G, I+ l
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
. ?5 v0 _ j+ y+ }8 b8 H! C' jaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think6 M) T8 n. z6 o7 a7 [$ L& K
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. j0 J9 ~, q# I0 W
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
! n$ O/ W; t1 n' m" Whurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,& D( M# r8 Y% F/ h+ `* Q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love" i2 G {. P Q& z" i0 b* u
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
2 j( [0 }' r7 n3 @( N0 H5 ~a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
0 x( v1 v- D) z0 tI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for& O I5 f4 Y+ z3 M- [/ W- l t% Y
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
8 z1 C, g- l; Y3 f- KSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."8 n0 D4 M" |& r/ ?# l4 p
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' Q; F& Z2 p- q1 dI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ K' p; s/ a1 m6 W/ [0 }circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% K5 \& J N* G- U7 F4 E
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,! C1 u( ?# u5 L' b b+ B" _
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out. r% R" p2 m- b" L
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
! ]4 J: L/ z6 J- F, _/ mRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
! m$ q. J0 y; h+ ^& cCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in4 f3 {, N L$ Z) T0 P8 y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* |* I- M! F; N! S* Z( I5 dKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
; C1 p$ D5 O6 M0 i. ssay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
' U7 M' l% w6 k; S( ^( G# ?, ~0 ]them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% b( G8 l( h8 ]- E5 T4 F; ~/ tgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
" {6 q: c/ Y: N( Zcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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