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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
3 p9 U9 P/ S7 \, [I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.! V* N# ^9 ~: F# R& j, Y
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.: j( ~- |% z6 ?' w" j: p
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) I1 g7 I( z4 ?+ a! rthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for$ V2 G/ K/ x& j' u6 y7 o9 Y" L6 d
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
( \2 s& M; m* Hwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
( g$ c; x" i% S; \There are some people that are not into all the words., _: Q! o. q! O/ _
There are some that would have you not use certain words.5 z1 r* u7 G5 o6 n
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 76 l% B6 \' ^( t3 ]6 P
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
( y8 U1 b$ ]0 ]3 z399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous. V+ M2 V6 B; J0 h4 }
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
. K3 `" X$ [0 N0 H- L+ G/ T. nBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- a$ l- W, [: |8 d1 Y/ V M
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,9 C. y$ t& \! `' O. S& q; B
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?1 p; Y* o# a% C+ {9 F
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ z7 {2 C, S* Q* j1 A. K+ \Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
' Q( q) }- J) ^2 s! U3 mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
/ `5 W! y9 q& j! m$ m* |+ m"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") H4 S2 |3 y! h* x* U( m$ A
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ D" A |5 D/ o' \) tsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* c% y+ |/ |0 {1 N+ U$ h0 Z$ Kman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 r: v2 `! I5 x; T u) _4 {5 B2 h& Isnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" k5 _8 P/ n6 \6 Y* U: K0 q+ y1 s
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,4 k5 Y' h& W I X; N
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
' w' X/ ?+ _, {' z, N9 J) d& O2 |One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does! \7 ^7 D5 g- Q
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# a" P5 ]6 h9 [9 u: W* E' o! ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- f2 H* y, O5 r7 d9 ^
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why5 A+ N$ i; R, X
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and i( y& [ m9 E9 b% k3 V
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on5 \# [1 V8 ~( _: B: s' |1 E( J
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.- I; r, W) F! @ c. R4 n
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend6 [ z1 M5 ?3 C) ?7 ^) ~4 @
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at; d7 _9 I5 n! Y: h& e* {. Y! x
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 n/ d I8 Y% F: y1 J$ rIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ e# f+ z/ D# F# ?5 `! P) @/ lother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go7 \# S& b4 l3 W! h$ q* K- ^
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that' B$ x( B* z; [# |5 P' p& L9 }) k
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were6 c% ^' Y/ Y! u/ c8 W5 H
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
- e2 N' S- U7 a% H) mdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 n7 ?7 ^3 y) d6 W
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
" h+ A# O, o! M Z. wAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more( v3 a0 v* @6 W! P1 W5 { a
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think& ]' o+ [: M( |7 o! d4 J+ q; \- E% c
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
# Y; [0 a: |% _3 Q+ limprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
. q" T8 Q \$ Nhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
6 Q4 r% |7 i) L/ m# H"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
2 ^- X* X* Q: |6 othan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is- ]& e8 Q) E, `" T
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
4 x& o8 O" }1 J; r# A2 XI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
; J$ |+ Z/ g9 g, m; i; S4 Xthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
8 E( N7 f2 T, Z3 A/ Q" }8 t% GSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."3 e* w# }' u: l$ x- T8 C
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! Z3 \. U9 e* hI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any& x$ R$ I: @$ y, i; h0 d" c% n5 h
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
a! j+ V; [9 C# ]clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
$ |% N x a0 i, x. ` Pand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
: S3 a$ `9 |" Z/ r# p6 v% }9 oBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
( V% g# V8 J/ g' V/ y& ^Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- C' x$ C: Z) ZCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, ~# I4 b, V1 Z- ^9 Kthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
9 [7 S" F4 R, g9 tKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ P. y$ s' Y' ?0 F( j1 C
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
/ v+ E6 `' o( W) t+ \7 X: Nthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that5 d6 }& j( J+ B% u) E; {- A4 H
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You, {0 k% B) ~- I; ^; w
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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