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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.$ P+ x7 Y5 r& e5 U
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.* V8 O6 G: R2 W6 c: X" S5 v+ n
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 |' M1 X7 f+ K1 P W( _: i& f/ gThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
. r! A; ]8 T* A/ i, z& D3 g. T$ R2 TWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.: v" w, b+ e) v- W
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for+ L s- J9 f$ l$ V
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
. q8 \1 _& Q/ Vwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.8 p' o& g# V4 t# W$ U' s
There are some people that are not into all the words.
7 Z' o7 n! F) p8 y' p, uThere are some that would have you not use certain words.4 x }) m% C) v3 j# b
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
5 u Y0 r5 c t' X6 G5 B3 uof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.1 w( }6 d! L6 A' ^( a; X, w2 }
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! \% X1 ?# {: B4 z' V' Q
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7," f2 C4 L+ ?8 t( t; h8 h2 C7 a A: w
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
9 c* q" K! W: b' h ^"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; p. Z. t+ [: M! l1 u E: X$ q
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
Y7 r7 G* U1 f& S1 {9 i& b"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' ~1 N3 j) i/ v5 a7 [Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
1 T8 \; r) Y4 i9 Kcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
& O' X6 u# p) f8 D7 e5 e"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ C9 |3 h. X+ ]! ? @Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
. T2 b* `" Q) ^) V( _8 n* R" e5 _sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,7 F) v1 j& }, t. x( [. T+ i0 ~4 V
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a1 m* N2 y. j4 y8 n# i; N# K
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
" E1 {5 e9 b1 ^! \* J# asnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( o- K; V* j) E8 |& h( i
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
6 d4 ?) H7 L) P# M* ?6 uOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 A) l2 l: D- r( D6 A4 S
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
7 b: y& A3 P ^& t( jbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not B3 h$ n) g4 V' ^8 D9 y
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why& S0 p# U) ?# b5 y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
/ F* U5 Y6 {1 {6 j4 k: w/ i/ ?7 [* ^MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on. b* c. K6 u) \4 Y* P" W& Y- F
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 g' G# O3 r; A- F( I* u% f4 mI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" J0 I3 j0 i2 ?+ I* F* W
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' a5 t% S8 U* u1 ^. M) i) a7 E3 `you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.") A% S( ^$ u& ^' O; X$ ~8 q
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 `0 b5 n! J8 M5 m4 o, J
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
% J7 P- l0 W$ `6 g! q& p1 I: Y- Ftogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that0 Q4 e" P- J. B8 X& z2 c& T
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 Q# d& u' _8 g
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I! _' u/ f8 X: q4 `* c
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such- N l3 @; t- C4 v/ t1 w3 K" Z! }
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."8 X( M( ]! R; G5 D4 T$ B: |
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more( U9 C; N' I7 x N
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) p* X- j# ]# R* |2 ~8 B6 ^. lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
& R8 u0 X. V% L6 @imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
- p- x( |, @9 P1 Uhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,* \( w, b8 a# k+ A0 @ k
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love. _! g! Y+ M+ g+ T- Z% R" k( X
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is7 K/ \% z2 c `& x9 m6 c
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
+ s6 ?3 h- |+ h% K! UI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for* p' M2 _! R1 n- t
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
: Z6 ?+ |6 Y5 @& E; |Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."% T I" b+ B4 B; v7 a
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.) F1 {) U3 u* Y# j) O' i
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any* z" z! s: J8 C& q- y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even2 i! N. K" }* s" j& @
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
0 \" p0 F8 t j/ b' @7 P8 N" v9 X, v* Cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ J; h) i& f+ X; W
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.4 H2 I* T/ m, I* C" |- b4 A) z
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
& v$ x0 R) f$ z L, r1 R' ZCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in3 r0 ` e% n8 l2 w- p% M
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for" J g3 S& u3 w+ E% S% Q
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't2 j# o E4 ] k& g c9 c( r: S
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
+ B' Q4 @: b1 z& Lthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
9 `! O2 S6 Z+ @: D" {! t, agoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You4 }) L: B f" C0 l$ u8 ]7 a
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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