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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.3 z# `/ v g2 [2 a
9 @/ F8 D1 F0 b, _I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
. ^: d1 q9 H& D/ G9 g) m5 P3 r4 AI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 [) V) C/ a. m ?6 ~3 K/ D* F
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.3 }% q4 Q2 e) e4 S! ?2 j
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.( p' j3 A0 L! N2 p
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for& u% y' n( a9 c2 Q2 U
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
" {0 A9 A u5 [/ v# t) Jwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( [* S5 I% r* T L
There are some people that are not into all the words.& A/ I9 a! g+ ~+ T- u* C. b6 }
There are some that would have you not use certain words.0 e& t# d* k* v$ ]7 ?
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7* c* Y. L! ~" H' k9 ^* S3 e2 x) [
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.( y1 g. N5 V7 W" c: m4 |
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous/ h- w1 x' N% a9 b- L8 A* Y1 G
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
* G$ ?9 C4 B6 gBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: `! a# P: d- G2 P6 i
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# y. U' m. |2 X! j
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 n; u$ k* @) p7 s. \"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ r. s/ b) y: P* o5 T
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
) Z: C; X+ D% C, ~curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war., R- ]$ d4 \6 `. q; c
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
a; y6 j9 w t D1 K( RWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly( G% I% h9 m3 ^8 U# b# O7 R
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,# t" ~5 t, p5 Z4 I4 z# _
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
! i4 c+ S3 A6 |6 [) hsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist* I. e! Q: ~# {8 \$ _
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,5 Q [' h9 d2 g* P! t
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just! W+ g c0 X: I0 t* c# Y: A, {
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does7 w6 h' H4 }8 C9 K4 P- f1 _
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,8 Y, s8 Z, d8 Z. f
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not# ?$ z- F5 {+ N: O/ O* t
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why- ]& j1 y# ^: T9 M$ U k" Z( G% u7 l
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and2 r) s2 f$ Z& R# @3 Q; i
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on' |8 q; q( L0 A/ I" h
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
4 G+ w# E& g3 k' ]' n4 oI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend8 d* }. w6 N) ~% q/ J2 W) f, F7 O
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! u9 X( D: I6 `- |8 }8 X) b7 O
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
6 L8 X1 c' u# t6 q- c% QIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the4 B) c9 `' g& K( @( _+ D
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
) C0 l& S$ o5 Y1 jtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
# x9 R. B3 q/ D; i$ `% g2 x( o8 yPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were! p& \2 G4 f+ y; t5 i `
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
, n/ j8 k0 a$ }8 O- m/ d3 u0 s0 ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
6 F6 S1 G7 i! U G2 a# l5 c5 k. v! \. lstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
4 m/ t6 ?8 D' Y5 `And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more! l3 ^+ K/ Q/ ?$ J
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
4 i: A( ^. \: ]1 r3 T$ ]: cit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very* N: a! _) W$ l2 ^
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
& ^( q3 d- N) s3 Ihurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
! d8 q3 N4 i' r"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love' f+ j( ]- Y# s$ J5 b
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is0 ` n8 g4 K$ m' h
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but( t6 V6 [3 k" |9 l
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
* w7 _. T" `; f. N' U% kthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
& q3 J: ?+ Z$ X. \9 _& y" i, HSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# `( [7 k" g0 ?) w2 k9 E( H: xSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.) |3 H# \1 p8 l6 y
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any8 D/ C$ K7 D. I
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even8 G0 ]- ~+ w# r# ?. s8 [
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,8 Q. D8 u4 s0 H9 `+ I: _9 {+ E
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ z @0 F: M* ]
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
5 N y3 |+ E' K& J8 \Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
1 M5 U, k2 h. g8 m) F1 TCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
6 p. }, S) ^; [6 T2 c/ othe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for6 \( O: n1 c, P) e
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
- z" I5 a- v9 h/ Psay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
( X/ Y, a# [- b: n( T4 M* Q Fthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; I1 }( \; M9 N+ `
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
# W( S c3 b7 N+ W# _' scan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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