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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words./ h* M/ p+ p$ J( _- s
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.$ O m/ t7 Y* I
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.) m2 A8 |9 \2 {# w& \5 W6 k
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) J L' J8 I m& d! _then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for$ S7 Q4 S0 c: C0 B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same! _: a( o/ e. U. z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
3 B+ W: i0 D: C0 O3 b' q+ Q( ^There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 w/ B0 `1 ^7 m' a- _There are some that would have you not use certain words.$ p* m8 L: w- y. D4 l
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 72 b, ` z! @9 J: H, l# a
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.. Q T& a- T$ l
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
) i! u, D1 J; M/ }to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 f. G* m, r, y& v2 |6 ]& ?* d
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- q6 C' q, s. S; V) ?% G ~
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,+ J6 `8 X$ Q% h1 e' I* p
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
( s! L: s8 p/ `9 y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 }' ]: e- @1 [Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ K! B u; i. i' H: r3 z
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ |, Z! k% P# @8 d/ y% A ^. B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 ~/ X& ^. T0 E
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
# T( c" ^4 j: e1 L' qsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,) n |5 V/ o) Z* I0 i4 ?2 K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a. |0 R* _$ v8 s1 G5 R: c- j
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist# x( P2 y m, f1 s: K
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
% \# K- v% X4 L1 j+ o% MPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just+ p0 ?9 s+ n4 b: Q
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
k8 L; p% `! k1 Cnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
6 ~# ~ B4 C' mbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not# H1 J) x, U+ l& y& E
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
+ A3 W: F- [, w9 F" p% Nsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
) L a/ a9 q3 {, Z; F: x& e+ ^MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
2 i: m# \$ j, d/ x0 @+ l1 fthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 q7 z. D& a6 R
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
/ {, S( C" b7 ~6 `with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
& ~) a' \7 w. g$ R6 lyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."0 g0 Q8 S" H$ S5 L# c5 \. f
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
, A6 W/ m, Y9 y! Oother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
; f* W. |2 F( {( qtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that- R9 q: D0 ^' I4 y6 _9 r) l
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
6 ~" q6 A. b' z7 {; y4 w0 gcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 M+ d- }7 }$ h. x' C% D, Gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 u5 Z- E& a$ vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 r% y) g% i* r/ ]
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more, I; B- G* P R$ P2 D
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think6 g% [& w0 K. c+ T
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very/ x$ e& V5 `2 j- D b0 O% ]
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to8 p T+ p* Z6 ^ ?& G9 z9 H. q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
* }% ~* @. a! J, h* ?' t"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
6 s+ t) \; W* o4 W+ w- E/ fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 {2 l! ?: k; A7 m( ?- ia great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* ^# o4 [* @( S8 Y; ]" N! xI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for6 {: w+ {5 v: E* e% M1 x
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, J& A! [" [2 ?2 E L$ c0 \
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, q; x, [" ?* B3 \1 USo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.2 S5 {8 S$ k9 r1 i' e8 D
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ w* B1 v2 {% E
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 ]# ` D: j# c$ o( Q9 ?" oclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,3 r4 |; \0 ?# j3 W/ @% X1 F
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
& _3 x2 b* \1 J; C+ FBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words., o. {2 r- D% _; L
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; x! {& Y7 o: T0 F9 x0 S l e0 uCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: v5 q |' R. D7 ]7 z1 ^
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
- h* f/ m+ q) lKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ o1 B. W! X+ x2 O `+ Fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
" ~0 G( r) p; t" M: ^4 I" [them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that9 H- N* ^" S' @0 L
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 H3 {& m& n/ O6 s7 ?5 o1 T3 Mcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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