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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.5 P3 a( |: u1 e3 d
5 U: F" `7 H0 I5 n% P ?I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.% D1 c" a* p7 }0 ]$ x
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.; M2 ^( \- A- e8 w
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 B% K' Z8 s# t: @
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
/ B$ g6 V( h( W, T4 hthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for: V w+ ?6 _3 }! N4 E: ` D
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
# F% R% P J8 g0 Wwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., V/ ~+ j% W8 N. ^+ [2 r' K
There are some people that are not into all the words.9 X0 O" s$ E4 I& ]
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
4 f+ s1 C" D2 e! F" ?4 jThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
: F- o2 t4 b0 x' V' |+ X) |of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.8 h* q9 Q0 b! J8 L8 X
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous' e ^- c: S9 A2 d& t9 Z8 ] g4 E
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( Q7 J, ^+ Q1 c% s2 a
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: w) R2 R: D1 b7 h
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,! u8 F* `1 T7 m# c8 L, s1 @( u$ Y5 w; l
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 m- K7 a1 b5 k4 m" C
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# G: Z/ [& j j4 v' mThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
8 c4 i f: u; s+ }; `curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ z/ u/ c1 S: V"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 q6 R: L; }! o2 B& q K
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; K) \. i2 f' V% ~- r+ s% i4 L
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% G7 U% E9 p, h6 v( E
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 z/ F5 O) U. V# l3 |
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist- L+ O9 l2 R* r( X( y$ i8 S
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
$ v5 ]0 C+ a# ^5 I: OPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
1 x9 P0 s- h5 @. `5 }One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does" q& y: Q! e( e8 _+ X" W
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,6 X! b D- V% P. a
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% R( {0 N7 C& I; v4 w
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why: l$ f% o7 |% H
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and$ T( C" f4 z3 W/ U. i z
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on& A7 N8 @/ e. K3 X1 b1 j2 B# b
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.# |+ Y: z2 M8 w v) O8 x. t y
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
2 u v1 G( ^, r9 T5 o, g0 jwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' n+ e: F3 x% m3 R0 Z, pyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."% E4 u* k% Z) X
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
& W+ o5 i+ c* b: v O) r. yother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
% p: f2 `. j# Z) [together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that! u3 z! u }: z
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
1 M* F, ^# ?2 C$ {certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
$ A% F3 Z: V$ Wdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ S" K9 W( A. T$ Z5 v* i' o rstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."+ k: Q n9 R& \7 b4 G$ w
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
) R; b- w' ^* W4 N6 l, m6 Baccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think, \* |# [. ] W8 M
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. v6 ]) t( P! }% ?* S6 \: l: ]
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
% I* w7 e% G0 E Shurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
m8 N8 a- G5 @/ A"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love6 A/ [( F1 l# U8 N- |
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
2 m% C- F9 X' y$ i- Q% u; `; xa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
( K) @/ c+ t1 x! sI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for4 l9 u4 @7 f; z/ F2 D% i7 E0 \1 l
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
, ?) l/ h, g5 O2 }+ y& s) m$ oSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."# M- y+ J5 M* b* | B2 w+ `. K
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.: y9 M) D9 @# q3 }: G
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
& ^, Z& l& s8 {0 M0 h- P' [0 icircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
# }. F( Q! u3 Q# Z, H, R( r- M0 Wclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
# v7 Q- u* K$ `and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
& P1 H! r' ^. \; [But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 }, E' K4 x2 k- d
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
. I( m7 K7 K z) n7 ICROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in4 }7 D+ y- I, a
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for% P, m* c, N7 \1 d6 p4 Y
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't6 Z6 g8 P% @( `1 v9 D
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
6 L) c/ z2 [/ Z8 |) ]1 I8 i5 V+ Kthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that* ~* D* ?2 J1 {- ^# K4 h) o0 r; \$ F
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You- A* Q: e& d7 I
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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