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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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1 L: p. ]) ?3 u; ]9 ]! F8 eI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( T e/ m" Q, u# C {3 d1 c
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.0 ~" ?9 l" [- v$ b, S' P
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
4 }8 `. P- s& V" ~% A0 nWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
7 k' D/ T! F* {/ j9 L" x( Mthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ G5 {8 P5 Z( U$ @that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
& z# N( y* ?) X- N7 s' _% K1 n) Qwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
# F5 b: |5 N9 r4 U4 tThere are some people that are not into all the words.
% r- f2 A% P# X. A+ P$ YThere are some that would have you not use certain words.! r- d( V. `: c E' e2 x
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7) Z. K# l0 o5 n0 ?! ]; t; o
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 {: ], w* a8 L, r* x- c
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous' y Z5 a% L5 @+ o! T
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( \7 [$ n4 }0 l- EBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?+ e# \0 W) z0 N7 \. C8 s
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# @; \. P+ r* U7 v
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 w7 H+ |2 W3 ]"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# w [8 t. z% [0 \# N) jThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
# {5 R! t0 Z k+ W- j7 y" acurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
4 j' t9 L# Y! H"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- s3 J# l& |7 Z6 g
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly7 Y" l& \0 l3 r- c. S, k9 [, H
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,4 ^5 Q, K0 u# C5 @
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
+ E$ c9 K# Z2 i# |snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
8 w3 l2 w3 l* m1 f( \1 s. n& q2 {snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,4 m& E- x1 j( u& J- B
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just, W# Q% U$ ^- }) ~
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does. ~! e6 h( G/ N0 d3 P1 Y
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
+ d4 s) H/ V* lbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not1 o+ u* d2 v: C9 T
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 C, w; l2 m. Z* psome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and; s# x% B" m% P R
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on% w0 a( I. u6 D: f( ~: }
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.8 }! w/ k; G6 ?! Q1 m5 \- R
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" |1 A# R4 Q, K; T# C) E; X7 C
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
( f- N2 w3 Z; ]9 eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."6 h3 v8 ?# Z5 l$ k( B$ S% E
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
. Q+ d' ]% ^8 u4 P/ fother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 c* z/ M w" [+ x: R. W
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
/ P/ V( f: @- vPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were( v' W* i# b- P* m, p& g
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I6 u6 _9 J6 I0 }" X7 Z
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 o! G u0 C4 d0 Ustupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
6 V1 z/ m' E3 [$ dAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more/ Y- a; ?. B9 A
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 l4 }6 X* Q) s) S+ i5 eit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
% G f% R$ D1 X, Vimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to. R+ [% p" D" Q9 b' W: H2 [9 O
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 z* I3 I9 |" F) T
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% `( Y% d9 p- |& k9 Fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is* m9 H6 Z2 T4 n0 t6 o# t
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ A! j, c8 r& N' W* ]I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
0 e7 l! F: s, w* Tthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
2 j; D/ F2 g" ?6 n4 \Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
/ {7 j Z5 j4 C- QSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
. M# x' ?7 F/ U8 |& ~; ?0 xI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
* j# v' ^ x% _8 e8 F2 ucircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
* F! J" z1 ~- E" W) F5 Tclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,7 P' h; a1 U& O1 t/ o6 [/ p1 v
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
( \8 c4 H7 J6 V% U" w8 k9 w2 \1 {But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
- M$ D4 Z9 B! }! zRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
& x2 m+ U' ^8 v9 J' n: vCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: `4 A8 c) }9 l9 I0 x$ u5 v
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
0 k/ h+ {3 p0 k% x% x1 `+ ~9 L8 ^Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ [- f4 d k7 U' Z* t; W
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
8 W' X8 ]! s/ Y" C9 Z! xthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that7 i+ B" E! f6 F
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You# r/ w/ z$ b' x. P
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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