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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it." L& z. `$ c7 m
% F. f+ P& K" N) x! A9 I0 F2 Y* wI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
6 g1 \) `2 s- XI want to tell you something about words that I think is important./ O" c- l6 M0 {2 |- n! f, o
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.+ y1 }& ^9 ]) G' s/ [1 q& A
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& _/ A6 @6 I6 s
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
; i; A' F6 m2 [6 c4 ^$ ~) nthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same/ ]7 o% Y" B6 [) B9 w
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 M) {: D7 D+ Q& V8 S
There are some people that are not into all the words.
: B9 `$ w" I: W" iThere are some that would have you not use certain words.! {" b3 v$ ~# r" m+ l1 ^7 m# Q+ ]
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7) F! O: n; u1 s5 ?
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.3 r* F# g; o2 f
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* @& j( d. P5 f' ^! Q- Bto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,9 t$ ?2 H7 Z+ a+ k5 w
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' i4 s. Y9 F9 g( w3 |"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
5 u, g- v& a9 oand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
! U3 Y# t' ~2 d9 L! E/ N. U"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) U$ o4 u8 k6 R# K( E, |. _Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ e5 w0 F0 b0 }
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.+ Q4 ]2 _) |/ a. n
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- O: |3 B& Y N. s3 Q& P+ P' `; V
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
2 d$ |+ V5 ^8 q( |' Ksounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
9 I2 f' D( ~! B2 f; z ~% Z; Yman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a) A# A. g5 F; @" q$ W4 x
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. P& y9 S; T- `. U( _# d7 n
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" I) \( I+ J8 M% P7 QPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
4 n/ X" H0 }' HOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does4 s* I5 i) `! G# V
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. K; E) m k% Y% _8 b
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
+ ~, A( m: Q4 b( lcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( H- _6 h( E" B6 b6 ?) B p. W) O/ ysome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and$ N2 t- D8 _5 r3 Y' S( ^& t8 p9 _
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on. U4 s5 E- f( Q1 N& n
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
% L; q* f0 Y0 i& L8 A6 dI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; [, L. a/ b |. |3 W9 R3 Q
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
- D) H& f2 z. `$ p* p) F6 k vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
# x9 E7 L1 l& D T1 FIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the) U4 E; Z# T2 h' Y6 }$ r3 x
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: U( B b1 s. ^ k% F: q
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that" A' l# @" u) i8 u, o+ Q, ?
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
- Y: O B3 _1 z' n5 S. h! {certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# P3 O0 Q" z# idon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
- N. j4 h) Z: B" y5 j7 u3 x0 q% ~stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."5 i3 X- W L" R- u0 a& G
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more+ P+ |. u- S& x3 n/ }" G! Y
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think# l9 w# e& z7 u7 q
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very! u0 X8 m9 G" ^) T. g* _5 v
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 c0 s9 K( \, L. N
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,. z3 `4 I" g. a
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 e6 z- O6 E0 W! o: d) c& dthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) G# f/ {; k" [: w9 J3 X
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
: p; l! T5 b: _; M% n$ ~: H/ NI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for. l9 R& G1 H! E* D3 D% D3 T
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
0 K/ V! H' M8 l+ f' ~2 e1 [Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
" ^; j6 v7 I8 a) BSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.8 @& `, i- e/ I
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 n/ z" p* t( {- F% Q, Fcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 P& k$ ^# V. a) d0 o( e) ^5 T; ?' r
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
[+ }1 z: t2 x% [& z+ eand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
}5 v0 S. Q' q5 K1 ~! ZBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.6 {" M1 X/ K c; t
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock; D4 L6 ~- q6 \5 ]. o: a' o, U1 F- g. F
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
/ H+ r8 _9 P; [- Ethe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for! ^5 z% t, O, `, ^
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't7 Y" Y- F9 G( u ^
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
9 [2 g f# {& E) c/ Lthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. H: f8 L$ W$ j. h, X' Wgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You6 }4 u! M: b4 W5 F7 i
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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