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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 [, g) B* C( N# ~
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
3 C$ G+ E; O) I* Y! }I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
$ O1 E0 G7 ?; M7 k) BThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 A6 F* x- d4 BWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.5 L( A' G' d2 F1 z3 `5 e
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
& n: { B% E- V s& ^: Tthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
' Q7 x* `% t" ^9 q/ W& o) Owords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.6 u3 x: d' V0 d- g) B' w
There are some people that are not into all the words.7 G: {- K; r/ m7 `
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
. V# S% S' i3 VThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ J, |) `7 {7 `, k: ?: i9 Jof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
# K* \/ k. }; j9 N3 D y4 z399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* W3 a' {/ H. u/ ?to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
: m. T; k, u! ^Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
9 K: c* W- j: k"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
- [8 B0 v5 _( H: [2 Z4 eand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# n, r& ?+ X0 l O5 w; T% L( a7 w
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 Z8 Y! h9 p2 \4 N2 }9 D) `) @: eThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- |0 j) ]& f3 i2 p7 b% U# ^
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
8 w& |4 K; B* Z) }8 E"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! J; \% ?' K& G S& C: t- `
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
6 ~$ W+ y8 y: F1 V; }sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
7 E, \- i6 _5 _4 j; [man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a' ]: l3 M) u8 b* J# m. O
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist+ Y7 B* m! U1 |% d3 o5 O
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, O, H: }/ W+ i- J8 M' w4 b
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 s$ \* ?9 m/ [( D
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does3 ^# C* I$ J# o
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* X* M: L( N' }/ T5 a* @6 u; I* r
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* [# i; f8 N8 l
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 }* ^3 \" z/ y: W
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and: F7 u4 i- A2 R# I/ ]- R/ v
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
1 A. G; X- j4 a9 Jthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 s5 {( \/ J. Z; b5 z9 ^I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% k+ z$ ~7 }7 a1 _8 pwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at" u* i! c( E% {0 P
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
( Q* R4 E9 B' a1 ^It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
& C) h1 j/ q! N3 ]3 E- y5 x, {other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go( ^7 |# Q0 s7 n& b
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
* S( e$ _0 w, `Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
/ e- W- d/ b# e# gcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# w$ D& Q/ l# L4 u+ v% P0 wdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
- K; f- f3 k: Z3 O: P' tstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."8 j0 ]: o3 ]( R) c m/ A, l* P5 _
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
L) T6 P# ^# `6 l+ Vaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
2 Y- Y0 P3 ?: Kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very- o o) V" o& c" U1 [
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
" Q7 s1 N4 C8 Z, _' `1 w: S0 Uhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,; n' a3 g% v3 e3 G
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
' Y A* t1 \: Z, K. G) j8 T) Qthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is1 }2 N: O( q! y2 @! ]) p$ p
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 c1 c% i! x6 P9 |+ b
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
& u1 X" B. w- `: othe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
( D; n* T' e$ t+ R g' Z- RSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( g! _/ j1 Y8 ^( U1 y2 [So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
/ h4 J6 h! q. u1 O/ SI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any7 k1 G" I: F8 c( F% J
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
& R, C% K/ J. S, H& U: G7 W! Gclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
! P* M" }1 U; ]6 T' ]0 [0 Dand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.$ ^. U! B" U, ~. `4 B% x
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
: }$ d' U: @1 |0 }" F+ J7 c! ]Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock& s6 v& v$ d7 I3 [- |$ [% w
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in3 X5 P, w9 p7 e) F! O
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
8 d7 a7 K$ i. Y* G5 c; P# c% h" eKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 w) H; O2 V N' i" ]" ]say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
- P" T# b$ L$ I5 g" n* H2 jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that# o8 c: T/ h+ _6 d. @+ K, _, u n
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
, v$ s" g1 t0 D! rcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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