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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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) o! a% i3 p: l& B! E2 }4 TI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
+ R$ |1 f" ~+ ^* _! R# S/ J/ XI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
4 t3 `( V8 R" O) Y% R, RThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 O# ?$ m9 @* [1 b& _4 w
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ c. m) J( F& H
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) F. h* a) z8 ~) {- Pthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
9 S# @- G' Y9 J2 H5 wwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 ?0 E' g' I. [# D# x2 K0 V( Q
There are some people that are not into all the words.
! l; f' O3 o+ m- h! Z+ P eThere are some that would have you not use certain words., V' b1 n- O; k
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 k \: n' ]3 e; Y1 E) O; ]- R$ P' Iof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
! [$ l! I8 m& [! Z1 p! u399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
' R- c$ }5 z& \5 Y/ kto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,$ g$ o/ X1 S; M* O# R7 ]: ~
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
) l1 \# w( u; |- o"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,9 p: }- z9 N6 G4 E% Q5 E; [
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# B" `- s% g0 `3 R y7 A7 R8 k
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 O3 u; i8 C! Z8 N8 r9 bThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
9 R, N4 C( T; g+ _- O6 Fcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ I1 i; ^8 g) `8 w
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ t( m. D- D2 mWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
4 V. {& p; |: F/ N9 P, Y7 Psounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
# q6 ]) ~& H1 C4 Xman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" \) A* |# J( Q7 F! J$ o9 Q- usnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& [; T* q4 n! _+ D& Z: s3 f2 M* E7 X; n
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
+ E% H1 |, e& ?/ KPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just% X- T, m8 {, D* q4 t/ q1 _
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does' [4 k* n3 Y3 _7 K4 Y! l( m
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,$ v) d+ z+ |& z* P8 k1 W
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
' ^" a, S+ s# H# Scompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
9 H& g+ k, ]* T: `) f! q* J% tsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
4 R/ g0 Y# m* U9 [8 r1 R) {MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, ^, i4 b0 \9 Gthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.% X, o9 M# K* X
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
* L2 r+ z* Z0 i( y8 @+ s8 \with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at/ e x) c( ~2 m& p$ U" K. o! R
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."4 y' J7 B" t' G" {+ Q6 j; T4 \
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
5 X/ h# \: R fother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go# \( i$ n$ ~) W0 W3 a0 c& o
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
" s) b; A1 O5 _+ yPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were' z: }1 }# k _! p+ ]2 [
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% V9 [- J' L: l, m9 {3 M" |- A' ]
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ [5 x9 j( D+ t" x3 ~2 {* T1 }stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."+ H' i2 q1 T- X3 I; \" ^
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more& d- |4 {( ^7 [' r8 N+ G9 Q
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
2 f! ]# s" n3 O2 Q7 Dit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very& K/ m8 R# L0 {1 q: |/ k" M
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
5 j. j" E! u1 A2 U. Fhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,. I+ A0 m) J9 }- k) d! f
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
2 q+ a* i9 J2 d! Y) M1 @than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 ^; ^. W T3 H# U' k3 W# U0 ^
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but1 \! o; }9 D/ J! ^7 V. s6 q
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) y& L0 S0 H% k0 P! S6 J1 Q8 ?6 W
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
% z9 I( k" Y! U! I* {- f: RSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."$ _( H, O% x) d' Q, B& R
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.5 `) ~, U6 l, Q f9 {% I$ z
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
- U' e. r' [. t, ncircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even# J7 x+ f4 y( D* ?
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
8 j1 s: j8 x# }2 _: n/ tand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
6 I3 B7 h; R" _( C5 r5 EBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words., D& Y& W+ ^, G$ Q
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
. y% [3 N: F2 ^3 zCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, }0 }4 Z# I% u( w7 R Rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
2 y" }8 W6 @$ ]; fKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ q; r* B2 X& n! W* d8 z3 Zsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
% h% }7 r# j, C1 k6 i2 A( uthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: U+ o* C" Z2 _0 ~9 S
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
6 p3 [3 X4 C' Z) Jcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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