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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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+ Q. [8 m! Q2 o8 P6 Z7 B- d8 |I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.3 q. b4 `2 r: \- \+ O7 d
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
' {* f2 }4 z: X7 ^! {They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
9 |; Z0 `6 c+ ~ oWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
! }' R2 q8 u* R7 u- k5 F' a! @: Qthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
1 b; W7 z: t5 n& v' uthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; d$ H" w# y* `2 e
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.0 C- p j* J% Y3 b: e7 T7 f
There are some people that are not into all the words.
7 {" w" h+ E3 H# G" E VThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
& Q! m; e; u! p) L: dThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
, [* F$ c4 d# i9 W( Gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.' A5 ?$ g2 m5 T, m' x5 \) n' I
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
! q' h* {8 D% E" U9 O1 Dto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,+ U4 m1 y0 S" z3 `5 H
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
$ w8 b) g' z, B8 j8 n, N"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,+ h" s. Y! ~1 p4 } D5 D
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?2 i# ~+ @% z2 N, X) d. {* v
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; V) c0 r6 i5 }
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* }5 n3 V6 K% @. @$ s
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.( H5 h6 H1 p e& f0 ?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 l7 m0 Q* N9 p; [2 ?9 k4 ]& V
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly* F6 z2 ]2 s5 j. k/ Z
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
' }( c4 t& [5 U& u" }$ xman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
/ @6 B& {# W" R( N* W% }snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist% B, i+ |- T8 {
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
$ y* f) A) P5 m& {Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
' Y: t* _& k0 q. YOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does k# n5 ^9 I' J- w% {; I
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
7 H+ J7 V1 p6 U P2 P0 kbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
/ d: b7 ?6 }/ L wcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why: j( i. X" V# _4 d1 u
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and- f" ~% H2 i+ x4 D
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
% c, D( v* L( u8 @there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 G) T U! k6 N6 L ^
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ |* h' s# ^1 z$ ?* L; c. ^with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at3 _0 M0 r0 Y4 h7 `5 G7 a
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."" A( {% x5 ], H1 h# k
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
6 c; n( C* K: b* M0 B3 f8 B4 Rother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go/ a: ?8 c/ H: x" F, p" ]- T3 T3 a! n
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that5 \+ T: W; j1 o+ f* Z
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 X4 q3 Q( a0 V$ Acertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I7 }% W! G# G; S0 L
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 u# C& G. X# T" i5 h
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."' U, _; G8 I3 h% i8 y+ h2 |5 C# K. g
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more( u, |/ p0 O& S/ w' k. M
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think5 m7 G% n) ^: W6 O7 z) g
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 C. [8 P7 T9 h4 r4 A* O7 q& F6 Rimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% r" ?0 v* d; o" J3 [
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 ?: ?. }% x: |"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: W9 n" Q5 E; `' Ethan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) S* v+ f( M& W p4 j
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
) b( Q b! K. A8 E; f2 T8 VI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ i( X7 ?& f( k& T+ h
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,. u# \& ]8 X8 X# A- b$ t9 r5 v
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 A/ J3 _8 r$ ^* S" {* `$ r) K$ U
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.- ~! {! b4 `: @3 p: e" G
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% |/ N1 B" n+ C* w }) i5 Ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! P$ q% x0 a: |! [
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 M5 B f7 u" r) B9 S
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
- {' ~8 ?/ t, N( H9 h4 k% j- K, mBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
( |# B+ t% h( F) n4 ~) m# vRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock4 w' k0 e3 p' O: x/ N9 ^
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
) ?' N1 I4 f Q7 i2 k' |the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( Z$ I# x3 `$ T; OKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't8 ~" Q0 t' `. \" ]8 u
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
# e9 a' U- t+ K( Vthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that- R& U$ r1 f8 |* o% _* @9 o; z
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You: B2 ~6 q: s0 r0 L9 a, H, K& e
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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