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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words., N% S5 w$ z( t2 U6 m0 n
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important." O6 e, o8 O! z! F+ J* s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
5 O2 R$ s$ | u$ t5 ^Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& V @# |) g' e7 D% H
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
/ G- E) r- y" t9 q5 ?% c5 b# ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same, W/ B' o6 D' m2 T' V% N& z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
% k" M8 d$ K# w4 IThere are some people that are not into all the words.
$ d4 E; N! E9 N! VThere are some that would have you not use certain words.. u6 J6 V7 `/ e: a5 K Z
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) N g6 ]6 H0 vof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) K* n9 J; ` Q9 I/ {399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
: c3 T+ C. w2 U6 l$ Kto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ a% _( \3 b$ U+ d$ O1 _3 W3 N3 KBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?8 }7 ~. d; c/ w* c6 `& |2 e2 a
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,( E) ^5 j# r8 ^0 z6 ~, R8 l, D
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
" a7 o# t8 F( S6 L# r; p8 D"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"* ~/ F+ V! I: `$ z
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,& A: _7 n* l9 {- E% _& @3 M4 w
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.+ V a, G5 X& Q% x0 e6 U
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 B! f# G- b' F# E5 ?' h
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly4 w9 V$ H. |" P
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
1 \$ f9 \6 q2 b" ~, q" g Eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 T( k6 s5 Y3 x4 Z2 J
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
' V/ ^5 `9 ]3 ~0 qsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,% r. @4 N4 ]! e8 [0 x
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just+ D) p$ v N/ @) v* Q) I$ o
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! S9 N I" e5 j- F s7 Pnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
: _+ p+ W* |6 s% B# sbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
% N9 }9 ?6 F% ~" _2 `completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( m3 y$ `& M/ R
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
9 u7 {# V! e1 F9 w, F: DMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. t' e. x M) @6 b n6 Vthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.4 Q3 Q+ g) _- y1 }
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( p7 B& k8 h$ t+ D& P D. o
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at2 @) y0 z: l P! m- e7 F
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."+ P$ D! l. }, m9 t+ W, Z4 z4 ^7 J
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
d8 y* F+ V# ^9 ^! S U% eother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
" I0 _+ _1 [: y5 g( O5 L( Z4 L8 wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
% g& j& k& S9 {- j! sPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
U/ r% E( o, L4 X) B6 Ccertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I, {$ h! o# G6 k. A# ]
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ z& P4 @+ B* z- W& C; i! D
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
2 d' R& w2 r/ gAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more" S) I6 n. Q9 C) m
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think+ `! L. J/ m5 S2 j: o# a2 f" b! F
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very% N i) a) b) F
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to' h, M9 O' d, l# `, x! O. F
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
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than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is( [! d" I; w2 b& h- ?1 W1 P6 ]
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 N- R& _' C9 P/ dI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for6 |3 x/ X/ @" x" p8 r" d
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
5 g. A2 Y% E W# j* GSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
; i8 N0 o+ O$ {' b: l6 ZSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
, L$ `4 g5 L/ X' P2 |5 G- oI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any% j* f9 [4 k6 ]4 O2 ~
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 ? B, c; b0 I% ~clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 V: R7 h# w5 N# Zand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
! M& U: F. p! ~But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words./ ~: ~' S/ Q6 W+ ~/ Z
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock' c" P: J9 L1 m6 Y) I6 _ }, y4 k% m; G
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
( t+ M/ _, H, k% Z" G; v9 ]the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for% K' L' }: ~3 f7 S
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
8 D& [2 S7 l: o$ v9 N8 Ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding1 j) s$ ]- M9 y. p: ~4 \
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
8 X8 v- k8 ]$ u! M T# S+ m: qgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
* N L6 L2 [' v% Kcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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