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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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( p8 P- J" C4 o3 d5 ~+ NI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
% o/ K' G" m* I: l3 f9 v( _% _ `( SI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 b6 Y( k7 H d' }# D4 \& C
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
; l2 B% c8 P# Q! u" @Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 Z. p( q/ f8 l n- L; W# D: t: m
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
# ^! N7 r4 _! ~8 U) Athat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
6 @* v* p* l/ }! X4 j. Z+ ?3 zwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
: j' N- Z7 P1 E2 d7 l7 IThere are some people that are not into all the words.1 N# r( t4 n+ P2 r% @( Z4 j
There are some that would have you not use certain words.) ?% _1 H2 u) t2 C. P8 ]
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
4 F( C6 ~9 ~* n1 Z6 Rof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.. E& ]/ ` Q% W
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 f7 D* r% f4 W- y. \7 d! Z8 l
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
2 e) a; p: E( K, m' F4 s& {Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% p2 k! q9 M( b7 x1 y: }
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 s$ a3 U% \1 x, H! a8 T
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
. O( \7 X1 ?* @8 c' j' ~"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& i# a0 }0 l" \, F% ?( uThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,4 @% G- V$ i A! X
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
3 v |4 s' c: s! ~3 J8 [% L"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ P: j9 }* \/ b0 Q% |% k3 ` |
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
' c% Q9 X; z! O' c+ @0 {sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,* A$ T- T& X) L6 e: L/ p
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
5 {& ]1 v# e& B/ h( G8 W# r% Fsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist6 D" L& q- a; K7 Y0 \
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 K8 z+ A7 F) z2 uPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just3 b( ?6 F$ e/ j; P
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 R" u2 q8 w/ }& S9 k0 S" hnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# m4 X8 @! N. b% c# b" nbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
9 ~' v# J( H- {& l- `+ K0 |completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why+ w) Z. `* H. `7 }0 o6 v
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and, Q& f6 E! p3 e) m2 |( I& s2 l/ E) E
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on* r. o* B. z5 Z6 R \
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.( U4 x# L& S8 z+ i ?& T6 B
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; R9 Z$ |% A( A( p! B2 w5 ~! p
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
7 ]1 k/ `/ d- X4 _you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.". m. Z) z5 F$ n! n
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
( X9 \) ^7 L* o/ ]' j( O) E+ e; a. Cother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
% K$ s7 J1 a- F! `! u$ @, N- F: ftogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that! s/ t/ U7 J) N& Y, C, I8 g6 G
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 N6 k0 Z$ D8 z5 ]4 n' Y
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! R# V7 U' T: ndon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such2 S% V6 z- Q6 e2 K% B2 M
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
* \" `- l) {* I' s2 j. K, K" MAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
$ K C2 J* Z s1 {) gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 P: A/ B, Q, H) |: E: H5 |& Fit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
- l5 n- Y) v$ a/ eimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to1 s' A, M* i' p, h# f
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
% |. ]% E/ x+ D( p ]' r"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love, S) W6 p( Q# M4 G$ p
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 Z" x& s @$ r1 G1 `; ia great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 ^9 l6 z) i4 n* kI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
$ D( g6 V: f7 J; E. zthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
1 P1 i h0 t6 y# [Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# j9 G9 l8 \% n; {- T9 hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
* m ^$ Z+ j+ K# lI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ r9 B( n0 U' [1 v
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* Y, |5 r% i+ k7 y$ R; _# s1 `
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( V1 M& l- ^* ~7 g( I2 Uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.1 y+ K1 X9 y9 f! D! ?1 j/ x
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words. }+ W) @6 n6 S. i8 ^$ |9 P$ L. E
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
+ p" ?1 g9 t4 \$ p' Z* hCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in0 Z* e8 R1 ~4 p6 \' L
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
) C! U0 T# P) A/ B: kKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ D6 t& [8 l& r) U# V: tsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 l5 y8 q1 j! R+ _; jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 w" v& f' L- U8 v& m* n' a1 ~
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 g( R% r( b0 Lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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