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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.$ O( v/ h: R+ ]/ T# R x& {
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.9 t8 q: k; N7 B# y$ ?/ L+ a# V! d
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.6 P, K9 B2 s2 s& ]
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
$ R. K: u; N' _# l2 ]; UWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
/ u; Y$ `# z3 }2 u! p7 k) ^then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for% ~1 H& G/ U5 [% y$ I& R5 c2 i
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 ?* R% a9 i4 l! \6 k4 x
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
3 a5 ?8 C# h, \2 EThere are some people that are not into all the words.
7 M3 {; h7 H# L% I: N+ YThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
8 }4 f+ N4 G, B7 h1 s$ n6 R' yThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ R' l) N$ x* U c" s4 iof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
, A" C) f d( U- k! }5 n9 |399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
$ V2 f. p: u% P2 z; [to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
, [3 O: i o% [. C; FBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' t& N9 G2 q4 P3 m8 Y" o1 V
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 s8 s) Q: }2 J3 j6 q* |& g6 h7 c
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?+ N& n0 n( F7 o) q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 I, u% h+ y8 ~: i% z/ ZThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,& X# L9 c* r* F" n- |( s w$ l; C. }
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' W0 K; V: ?! S/ i: j"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ W3 W1 Y+ @& u, z; T
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
- w4 L5 z5 f+ T# esounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,2 k# U) q2 F; P/ N) f) x; H! D2 i
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a9 [& S6 D2 l+ H7 d6 M" k: T
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
" o/ v7 \; f( B9 j6 H3 T8 |$ ]snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
' n0 o) [6 i. z+ o8 PPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
* }) E4 E- O! v6 K8 K$ bOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does: @. `- t: x+ [3 {8 |
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* `8 V* g9 ~* ?! B2 i u4 l
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not( h. x# y; z, |/ i
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, R3 g7 z8 y$ _) y) gsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
( ?9 y; b3 T! w1 xMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
$ y0 k+ U- b% lthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
, k3 e% H9 b+ a( ]: ~% W' fI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
) i! l4 O4 Z5 k% U/ ^with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 k" q7 V) b( Nyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer." O- G, L/ q7 ?# ?
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 g' Q3 A( ]7 M) c" B6 a' S$ [other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
~: k( O, x6 c) U4 Z6 Ztogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
" R! i2 [0 b& ~6 A! R$ H9 ]Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were) z+ q0 u( \# S. c
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# p1 }' D. [5 Fdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
6 N6 h4 q$ Q# g6 S0 ]: X9 [stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
+ a6 M$ Z3 O8 f D" n' {And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
7 _- y, U( @+ A; q2 l- Gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
% V# O7 S; a6 j9 ^it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very6 |5 {( A2 v5 u" u5 ^" t
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to) Y M; l! p# p- w' h
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; I ^, C( v( V! q: _9 J"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ ?0 `) g- |2 P0 X, x
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is, n9 L h4 [+ E$ P3 l! {2 ^
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 y7 }8 j+ `- P+ \
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) v% V( n N B- W) H, _& ?1 o( p
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,7 k( q, b9 _' F
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
5 `# W! g; O2 p4 c) pSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." W8 W+ I" u- r; q! ?- n
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
* z. d7 z: }1 `" Ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! M, x0 s" o) ? g" M8 K' W; `; o
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,* \' v: o, o* x/ Z* I
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.+ Q' p9 n$ g( ?2 F ?# n/ S
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
$ Z% X, N4 d5 H' N! q8 yRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 k# L7 H$ b$ K7 [. B/ sCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" ~9 H5 L; {) X$ C3 w2 @+ tthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, p! ^0 x) M+ cKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
; r4 _$ Z5 n$ v4 b6 K+ Rsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 g4 G8 |* D o$ O- Q
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
4 W' A6 {& A0 R# m' T/ C0 Jgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You1 b" K- b6 u6 V0 c
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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