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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.& H/ p8 b* a; s2 p9 U
2 B5 ?1 M1 v; V' x0 jI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.1 Q- ~6 }2 }+ g9 }
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.% s8 O- V& `- V- c
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ i' B6 O5 o/ J+ ~1 s. f" MWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
; v8 I. ?+ D6 {1 x! W7 `$ g/ }then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for6 f5 V% R9 c: n
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
' A2 _ ]6 Z6 k& `# Iwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.* [$ S& C* r) y( x$ l
There are some people that are not into all the words.
) T$ u& ^/ Y3 s# Q! xThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
! r6 n, k+ j; } d4 ~/ \There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7, U4 V, q. l. Q, ^9 C, v( S+ R
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
5 h; o, ?8 w( v" a" |399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous+ x _- H: T( w( V) L' i! r$ }
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
7 A& k% K; D7 J7 C0 x. b4 `Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?, n5 g) x7 g# @: s* [0 v+ W9 W4 q8 ` V
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# M6 o6 v( w @% M2 N1 |9 K: b7 zand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
3 A4 d. w: K4 N( j2 ~9 K: C4 S"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& P8 [$ U: Y9 @+ QThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
0 R) K6 S; S- b- }( l! Mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.+ \# N6 h# k7 B! V" v, v* g
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ ], H5 u! s: C* u
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
" T0 V# d9 Y. osounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ V6 h k1 V h8 H) R7 i
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; B* k, S: R6 s$ m) Asnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist, G7 G" h: A) m7 d! t2 O
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,6 D2 c3 @. p- ?' e4 s9 S
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
. r6 k6 H4 p5 b; E6 z) nOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does* Y# S3 X9 y, b
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
% \3 |! ?3 Q+ s, K. {) dbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ b1 A( z, a/ \2 a- m
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 D7 I0 l5 w! K6 nsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and5 o; z7 z& b; o+ N. J6 m6 y
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
% N* X2 A, r6 m% @/ ^ kthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.0 @5 ?- ]! o, T: o& u
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
6 |/ k* h8 r% A: e0 p7 owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at+ z% K5 P) z$ F: C4 y i, k
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
* E9 u, O" g+ f! C; ?" TIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
. `% W' H/ u- L6 aother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go; F8 N; W6 D& @& B$ |
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
( k8 @: K* l4 U3 Q. U) JPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% }. K" k- [7 ?( d: G# j
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
4 H. S# E$ {+ }$ @. ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
5 M8 O, u& R; `5 {stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
0 Y& ]6 K# I3 G$ m4 P0 t5 U( DAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
9 O/ F% B! z+ R' @, R! h, u0 P5 baccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think. x. Y" S' l) z& F- f
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
+ O7 y8 M! W! p5 V/ qimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
6 Q) t( g- K# H$ m9 ]9 L( ehurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
9 k9 E: l& U- R* X, h* \"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# U+ {) p2 q: ?( w
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
5 b8 T8 j) G: m% a( e) La great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but( r" [; C0 [* w- L/ g! J- Z4 J! {) ?
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
# w* @1 d/ e* A% ?2 [the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
/ u- f# V0 n" [1 {5 d `" ?Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
8 K: M8 v( R U0 n d. tSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
8 s* N4 g) T, D$ b0 H$ V0 n/ SI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
7 L- C& r% b+ s+ m$ f% W3 _circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
1 r( |9 }) q M" \3 t3 e0 Wclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
) a4 `5 e" b- G, A ~0 E1 e3 X* Gand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.1 A" ~! L* U& `! ]
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.) a4 R0 _1 D P
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock9 O$ d/ v9 S+ J; o1 C1 n
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, m! v* c# k" g3 r: r/ ~the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for' g- z9 F. x# E) t' V+ T
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't, @6 s, h7 p; t6 X$ `
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
6 n9 }: R! K9 M0 {9 D& k: ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
! W0 y. M; ?9 S9 Y& u; W! U. ygoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You! N" K0 Y9 h! D0 _, S
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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