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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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$ Y' Q) p( Y" ~, c# P: g; p: qI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.* v* c. M7 s* h2 J$ l# G2 |
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
# y( b8 A8 l( Y% r4 N0 a iThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 H; m; \, ?4 C$ @" N3 f- p1 g! JWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 [5 S$ z5 }4 e( ?/ a
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
% v- Q, c- s- D/ \: s# ]that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
5 Q: p5 |2 @' L ?& o9 {- o4 _0 Rwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
1 p& g$ Q' n. DThere are some people that are not into all the words.
& f3 D r& {% c) i' kThere are some that would have you not use certain words.; T9 f* R( A' k2 j/ H
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
d0 j* s5 S- I) rof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
5 b! d3 p# [! D$ n: Y: U399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( b3 H# {" x- [% D. J
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
# }# E8 ~2 ?3 f4 g1 a5 @4 y) I; _/ bBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?; {1 U' L0 ]+ S' U
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
0 a' ]/ E8 S x1 E4 L; Dand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
, _/ O* U$ k+ Z" h8 e- }"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& [6 B" o. p! F0 D7 U. O2 r" l* u
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,1 b, c1 ~. G; [4 g& v/ ^9 _ @2 O
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
9 B) f# w1 p, ^& V( J( @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ M0 _* k4 b" ?0 D9 }( Y" P
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
! ]( b x, m+ @4 Jsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, c5 O/ A- l8 S* O1 c4 A5 Tman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 i# `' g2 N' a+ ^. z' A$ V, ysnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
8 K. h Y) a7 L X _+ Esnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,& H G9 D) M7 f8 c1 N$ z, _
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just- q7 y! g- I4 z- ?
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
# p3 {( n |' F2 L' J, Ynot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* v/ y8 F' T! [" {6 F/ c7 d3 G
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not. w( M- d0 c' h) g$ |
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why. |7 g4 V6 W" }
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and ]4 f3 g; \ D
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
8 l! E3 N) d6 sthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
9 t6 b/ d3 `. m+ }I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
: V/ I) q; g9 n! r& owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at8 { L- {, G* A
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."& H! s3 R' a: ~: v! W" I+ z6 P
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
( ^4 Q5 |: T! a1 T0 mother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go) N$ z/ p: e( ~2 |
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
2 J' ~& ?. W/ l2 K' C& w+ ^Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
# L. E" c! [/ E3 d; w4 a+ Pcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
. ^" W' h; J3 Q% F s$ Qdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such/ P. ~& L, n0 w9 \8 C
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
9 J7 x' d* b L; S& B- KAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more/ B. C# h" {3 H
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 y. q3 B k' H# |6 u8 cit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
- d. y1 Z# e( _* Mimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
: S6 I1 v9 W" I: g/ v* shurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
" R, N+ s" |( b"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love' J4 Q" _. e% `- n
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is# J2 }0 S# v! w$ k
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* g0 s4 e6 Y1 x+ V I0 KI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
. ^4 W) J, t7 T5 Z! c7 z, [the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 d( ~7 `' d& ]% iSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
1 U0 `6 r, {) X3 S- H0 `2 [So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
: ~6 ]9 o5 `, _5 C/ Y0 sI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
4 R# W# A& x& j- @8 w" t" k# Icircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even- b3 G4 F/ e( u a
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,# H. N: A" Y* s/ u3 p
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 A9 l8 x. U; WBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.% j: h6 p7 H R& c, } B
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
% ?) ]# c! l* [8 F* UCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in9 [1 x+ U! ]6 R3 n9 }( t# Y2 Z
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
0 _1 N7 N. J5 E+ [; D- t5 x' ~Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
) @& y' U- u. vsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
; c( L6 w" N z+ Bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that8 c; ]2 z. i, H+ Z. y7 z3 Q6 f
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You* Y9 F/ J$ w3 C: g, c! w
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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