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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.8 V& g1 e1 W" E( s3 t
6 g+ _8 f3 N( `3 fI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.$ P( z% N* k* b4 J( e, ~" ?% Z
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.( b' C; f) U" j, T
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
" a2 h9 e* q. V) H5 ^Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& o4 a1 V6 Y% i# e3 l
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
0 a$ Z8 z5 H6 K& Ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 G) T, i. q: y+ o/ t1 K/ N8 @
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ o1 j' k) ~( `7 ^. E! d+ {, |" C ]( y
There are some people that are not into all the words.
0 w' [4 m) q) |5 K: NThere are some that would have you not use certain words.* a; C/ u* {+ G" \
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
; P N) }/ Y' w( _of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
+ | [7 s4 ]5 |0 k" U399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
8 [7 K0 ^2 Z. F9 v% Q8 kto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
1 @. H3 l7 u9 Z0 n' sBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# e w+ `2 R5 y/ F
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 W. l4 y( y/ b' h5 M/ C
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?) q& S2 I5 j C3 ^$ R1 s$ Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' K. {% v) [3 D' x$ m8 y( ?; @Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 [% k$ H' \4 j2 N8 e
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 Z& ^* T# h5 j1 {& {" A/ x; s"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 Q% d" B/ Z# W+ Z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
R' A4 r4 F& V ysounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
( h- {* V) ]8 g8 @4 ~man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
/ u/ Z( V5 N* lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
; i( c- p1 M5 d4 @& Asnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,0 z. y0 }9 c. M" }5 ^
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& c% n s4 S3 t# G, S8 x: V# C
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
. _" P1 g: m; ?% s( j- e, Cnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 l5 M; O' L9 F/ I. {4 X7 c
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% i2 C7 R& ^! T2 y1 ~2 V
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why0 g$ N* X& A5 B
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and( ?" \, n9 k; F7 @- x7 v
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on+ L. H% ^6 \0 q" S0 v4 H/ K; V7 P
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.) s. J' P7 F: |2 G) t/ e4 Z7 |, j
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend! I, W$ S6 q" T0 d# {6 S
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 R" o9 W* v4 Y6 H
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
4 k& _* @" p3 K+ ]" RIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
2 f7 a! l! F, @other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
: c2 q) x& V/ Ftogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
, e5 W# T/ d+ G. w$ W& d; RPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
) Z' E& l% }% H1 _, |. X3 {7 gcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
1 V& h, S( ?1 V$ m2 Adon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such! ]1 P) y: ]5 Y6 |
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
) a) I) a1 I) \3 z, Q7 c1 RAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
5 z7 w: X2 A1 T9 A2 k* c9 paccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
8 b# g! Q1 C4 \8 M$ u0 s% {/ |it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
& x; c% `9 a& Wimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to' [: J o/ M4 {+ @
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
0 M9 [" b; ~2 g"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ L1 o' k7 r N+ E% T' S
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 m! X+ k6 C8 Y. E
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" q5 r! y1 z+ Z% ~/ ]
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
7 j* v2 k6 z' t q ?$ wthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 m) i: R' [6 _& o+ p& X0 i7 X$ G
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
4 q% n! x1 k7 B. `3 YSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
. G5 a" H7 d" S2 S* f* {% m) {I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any ]# B& n2 @. ], m
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 \1 ], t0 G4 ]1 W5 Vclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. \0 A$ A2 G" U, `% y# s# r
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
. }5 L# ~6 X0 ~But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.) j3 [" M. Q1 D8 ~) v0 m @
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock u( N$ G# C' h+ _ e# h* _; H
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% `. [5 ?4 ~2 g, {7 Xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for& m% X; n5 l$ }" p
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. T% _- i+ l* a+ Q K7 R qsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; p' K# L) V8 D5 [! x$ p3 }
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that0 P( C1 v8 V _0 Q! x; ^% f
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You, z: K! M% `$ f& N; T
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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