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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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) _' O( z& a, w4 t1 ]0 ^3 A! kI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
5 J5 f+ I5 |: J- J5 H- UI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.7 s8 x' P6 q( Q/ I5 c6 U3 P1 Y5 f
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.# O& v$ t! O5 Z3 Q& v, c0 I
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( F7 m; U% b* U& U" Mthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
7 Z3 q b4 S/ U' Kthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same' j7 i7 T1 m5 m6 s
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
4 t2 S5 m3 E+ z( B. M) }There are some people that are not into all the words.* M5 [' ^1 d' J0 [3 Z
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
) b4 I' p. C$ w8 b6 H: |There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
* s% o5 T$ z( W2 c5 w% g( wof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.' j7 |5 y2 M' c1 \& r
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
) ]' W7 y* A& Gto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,8 i: Q" W7 A% [. ~
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
$ n, R0 i T# s8 m$ C0 E4 @"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
! @ E3 d; j% Qand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
a; L; H, C4 x/ R4 |$ c- W"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ o1 e3 E' |2 p! M0 t3 c0 z
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- f6 L: F, M5 d% f+ I2 {
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
8 K$ F1 p) R C6 M0 o"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; j1 i" |4 {& s* ?" p& D9 y: gWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ o1 f9 x2 L% h: @% O& p
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,) T( \5 q( h/ ~/ l( M
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
) A: B. s6 M+ i, V6 d4 u% r( l5 Nsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist( w% \. L9 ~; C- z4 ~
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,. G3 y2 J3 q+ E
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just/ f% \" [" Z E% x3 k
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
5 q S& V) H3 {4 Inot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
4 ~( {) g" H( D2 M6 |but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not9 B; w* P5 f1 G/ S& W
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why! x! `) Q+ @$ @9 x. |
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and6 I3 A' B( A: Z/ h2 w7 |* W4 l
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
1 x7 U" j2 m7 x) ^5 x7 ` p( }there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.4 ?$ q' U& p3 W
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
$ \) v! y6 c ~. A# U* W3 t' _with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at' c- _; G+ ~6 ^- A
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."4 ?2 R& i# H5 i* o3 a1 \
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the& d8 J5 I1 u& p* z+ X, M* v, C
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
8 C, ^7 H }4 z+ _$ t+ Ktogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
) j# w( P3 Y$ z5 b3 kPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 Q. w! a0 R4 ^& ]6 z6 Q: M( S5 l
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
- A$ A# ~. V3 f. e- i" Bdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such: A9 A3 F& m) p$ \% @
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
, G( \* _4 R- I) V1 H6 ~And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more. s: _1 g9 F: v# P
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
% S# U7 @5 H9 P, T, v) h0 k/ |& W3 @8 [it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very! d& W- ~/ \# C8 e+ O4 F
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to8 U" e, C. U. `9 j# u: m: |# f
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; y6 G$ @0 p: g9 p. `3 x"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love- H7 P" Q# s$ L. n2 }+ A7 W
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 H+ Y/ A. q9 ]; Ja great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but7 E; k. G6 b; s, p3 `& f& f
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
1 F/ G+ [) g' q* O) O4 L" Pthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,9 D! a! S* C- x
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."$ `4 Z: Z6 r. M' X! S9 t
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
0 \: d$ E+ c3 U- w8 CI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
1 f: q0 l4 d# D; d5 L6 V {circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
9 m8 F9 |) s F l( S4 Lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 J# o& ?/ O- I( \1 ]4 }8 I8 kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
) S4 [2 n) J( d* \8 }* i& UBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 N" F2 T+ \$ W' P" xRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock9 G6 \5 i; E* q4 |/ M {1 m
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in6 H. E! j* n/ b4 A
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
3 v! q7 u* `: B7 r. pKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ c( | E2 n: b! D9 h0 Z
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
0 e/ ?, f/ ^$ l- ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% D- r" J6 t% }$ D' C* ]! ]# ^9 z xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You2 W8 R( k: b5 a. m1 Y
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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