 鲜花( 152)  鸡蛋( 1)
|
The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
- k q- h0 l0 {- B. Z2 | Y( ?' w0 K6 g) q1 {% P
I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
) A. F2 }. O# }/ e) {. O5 uI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.# C6 ]! W: b7 {% } C: }' }# |
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.! x! E7 U4 Z) ]" K5 `1 |/ C
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
; }* Y( G3 D( r+ M/ v: x8 Z0 jthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
" m( F" A- _: J% f6 Hthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% N0 I8 h5 s( V$ Kwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 W; d0 \- N2 x4 h
There are some people that are not into all the words.
, D9 i1 |: M( @, ]! MThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
# }1 `7 N6 A: ^" ], O+ y, o) V4 ^8 jThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7* M- ~6 {, {5 o# ~) D, e$ [
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" X6 c% y$ T% _8 S$ g8 a399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous3 E2 p; Q, o7 L1 u8 I2 ]
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ D! r! \6 I4 S# n% U% r/ ~! a% ^( rBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?( ^; k2 x: P( W, ]8 v; z; L
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,1 m7 F K% H7 b7 b% m4 h" |
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?% u/ m: R9 C1 D+ o& A
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 P1 F2 |& s W# I+ M
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ g/ S+ |' h* Gcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 e: I+ n& S% j8 N1 Y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 C p+ p9 C' B! Y; Z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
6 Z0 R _( b% {; y9 @0 J; ?' Q+ Bsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,( f9 C/ L2 w8 v: K) l7 f0 d+ e4 ?
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
/ y/ h1 L3 H( xsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
- J& K( e* \* Rsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
: ^8 u. _" X pPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
* i1 R* {: D0 f) n4 e* ZOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
, P$ t( K* h: ?+ N. ^not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
) w+ Y% n4 h1 ]% _) `9 Mbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not1 d; f! K ?# m2 L* d* b
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ Z+ j; a E! A+ }6 w
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
+ R2 h# F, M }8 m5 o; n: yMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
; I+ y1 u; n- _! G1 E5 `there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ V7 f; C: x1 h! t* x2 F6 h
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend9 j" Y& E# Y7 l- a7 H a
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
$ Y4 }) l/ L. X2 Y' z3 D2 Tyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", I. x' a% M9 R! ]9 c7 c# Y: X
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ T/ ` n5 k1 r2 i W& e* L9 P
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& R* Z, L4 _: Ztogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that2 t ]9 ?% \8 o/ C: O
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were- Q+ t$ l. F& H% U* i: W
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
$ W h& \, F4 u! e5 l3 [don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
9 S# ~2 I* v" `: }# T$ ]stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."6 p$ \' a3 h1 }/ Y, V: {) g
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more2 [1 o. x6 p; D. @# E/ a2 {0 }
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) p7 k9 X1 Z! F' V9 ^it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very V, ^/ h) D* Q
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
) C, s1 a. D$ M8 B8 hhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,5 B3 z( k! n& t, S6 s
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love% S; T/ Z& p/ R( X* U i9 u$ g
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 X, [: `: \+ Q% _+ I# `' ?a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
5 e! t1 L0 K+ y7 l+ l+ f. j% o: qI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for9 v* k3 W5 W( j' F) c" q
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,- |1 H7 Y3 w" n! ]5 Z
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
% W( Y2 K9 z& NSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.% @" L7 T p, m4 B( s- J% c5 `. G
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any2 ? F: P3 A3 F& n* c* Q5 |
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 v( Q( s, K0 C O
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
/ u* _* F+ X4 X% Cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
6 a/ q6 F% A/ f- P# dBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
; j/ f7 s! b3 c# PRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock9 N% ~+ e$ k4 u+ H0 m! T2 y
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
3 E$ K; O1 ]9 p3 h/ z% K1 P/ \the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for' B3 I4 z6 v, F% s9 U% X8 s- w
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& y1 a9 G1 c, R/ p* V1 u
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding7 {- c, R1 v8 P1 R: n" n6 {
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that( [ w+ N* @# I, ?# ^9 ~
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 i! [4 V: ~* Z3 j) Pcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-5-8 07:15
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-5-8 07:34
