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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.# M; N) Z' x7 u$ \- h- c
. p) t/ H" ~! g6 v) V) zI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
. u# e4 W: W7 f7 f$ C& kI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
. H. J" z7 {5 P1 TThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 G$ Q, h, r6 T. @; T! d) p# l V# WWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
" U6 f) c3 Z4 ] ^& E/ N9 tthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for1 `; S! @3 |( p" E* H
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same4 V6 G3 ^+ W5 d$ J0 T8 c# m
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
# k. j) m! @6 G7 u& N/ C% bThere are some people that are not into all the words.
; {+ M1 O5 a7 l/ X! i: KThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
1 E8 a! G& k ^- L LThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 70 l2 }( t `) l
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
* v7 `) t; C! V, M+ d399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% m: r3 Y" ^/ _! g: G
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
: t( z1 q9 ^: r4 mBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
" O9 \9 H( ]" E; V5 q$ y) S7 B6 e"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,+ x4 @, W% u0 p; N% E( w
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
4 R; r b T" `: H: j& p8 ["Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! S' V" r. J# _Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
% \ D7 z4 n2 c3 ucurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." h' ] J6 @& i- M% X6 y
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 q& z* U$ q6 L& O/ ^5 z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
2 ~4 F7 g4 o: Csounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 I w4 D2 L S, k) g4 u6 Lman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 X/ e$ o4 E0 @snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 W/ V* H: x. i
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' n7 P: s8 ^# L1 A9 A+ T
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
b4 M' n8 s p3 b0 u% m6 kOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! g, M) R, ` v+ D% L8 `/ t: t. wnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,, S" T2 _ `2 k- z1 k5 t
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
: M0 b: Z. E$ F# s1 \$ ~3 w4 |9 Icompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. q& k1 g3 r6 X' u# Vsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
; L5 j; g$ M5 dMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
# v# r" {6 o2 M8 n6 t( V! Bthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
& w. \9 v0 ^" N# `) I& Z2 gI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend: c4 Q( U& B( A3 o+ b7 r" k1 U
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; @+ d: R$ `. d- l9 r/ Myou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.". E% s4 T) e; V/ d, l
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
- O, _1 |( V% H$ O5 }* \0 ]/ mother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go+ p* Q, D# a! b ^0 A6 ]% U
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
$ X9 _$ Z5 |9 R7 h. F9 XPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 D* q& f$ _$ P/ {) L, ^
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I6 W8 i! U$ H' C8 Y
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such5 B- ]) ]1 q: r" A5 R. X' K
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
: A, F! F* U- LAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 F: t2 y% h4 {2 R, ]* ]
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think2 S. [7 W5 b* N
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 U2 h( W, ?& u* {% S6 A. uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
2 N" M4 L2 q1 C. e, ^hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,4 J+ F0 B$ ?5 @8 k0 O3 t. y
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love- W6 ~ K0 q4 e% A9 v( g
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ b' M2 e. h% C& Va great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
, K8 W+ v5 k" G( s/ `( z9 xI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ M }' [* w% Q* y% t$ Othe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
/ y$ V5 R) u3 b8 ] {Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
: ^, M) @% i$ b0 b# P4 G8 pSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.9 T- ~8 t& `: j1 j' W( q5 Q$ P
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any% k& Q# I1 f) p7 o+ O) t2 \
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
/ N0 m- i" Y4 p1 lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
2 }& p7 h8 O- X1 ?0 q; I7 d- V& O; Land Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
+ O; J& D. |& r& U& S lBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
) P) c @8 A: D" d! gRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock3 k" k( i* U4 a v! a
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, u! n0 }% C; ~: l; d. S& U. E* L
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for4 i: Q- |$ Z4 [! ~' s9 p
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
& y0 E0 s/ I1 v/ Q$ Zsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
" W, K5 ]$ |7 m7 Ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that+ j2 r4 ?8 K. B, Y; C
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ s {% Z' o1 J
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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