 鲜花( 152)  鸡蛋( 1)
|
The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.# @, F/ u3 A) e' S
! _! ]& l5 |' j5 UI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
. G6 O- y. L- ]$ r2 MI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.1 ^% q, V% y8 E/ _1 N% s: Q
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.0 J3 T, o2 I" d
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
! Z& P; y0 W2 t0 I1 Ethen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
, C# U) V; r# Othat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
+ M" Z! |2 h7 Owords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.) {% h3 R& F2 f+ z( g
There are some people that are not into all the words.
- B$ {6 h9 n4 {9 E Z) O/ sThere are some that would have you not use certain words.7 e) J* t0 I* M& Z& A2 z. a
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7: w% K' Z& s6 a: O; u, Q0 `8 @3 L
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- S! |. ]' F' V399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! A+ ]+ N7 S, y' w& n; e0 i6 g* g
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( \( _" ?, E5 H: ^0 c$ q0 @
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?& T% x; R- h1 y( U0 k
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# A0 a. I L7 C1 ]9 N" T! f {and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# c" b* D' e$ n m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" O1 l. K* Q7 S/ Y# P% I4 L& g1 m) hThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
4 G# i$ `0 J |$ G1 n& xcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war., v! {' E l# D6 v9 ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 {! X1 I# x# e6 VWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly* ?2 ^' L2 i& V5 z0 b% Q1 _
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," F: x' F" W2 }
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
, B. u# [$ h' c, {: ^snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 X0 G7 ^: @% w& f0 O. h6 l/ Bsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,2 A1 ^! V4 y) D! f$ |. t
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just7 |6 g, E+ ?! Y$ I, m6 Z' ~
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does Z( @. q7 q2 u8 }( G% ?
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list," S- x6 c5 {+ |* h/ Z
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not) R9 D8 Y4 b" Z! N3 ?. x
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why9 i. q# p& ]+ N
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
$ x4 O, x8 E+ L/ v3 l) p* ^MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 W: F9 z1 E) `7 e$ d( ~
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
0 B2 @! L: X1 P- R8 kI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
) p7 T; C7 y3 b% r0 @# B- f7 Nwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
6 m4 z' g* \2 J) y4 Hyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."- a1 |8 U- F) Q% h" M
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the% d' V7 T/ `% h4 j/ k& m1 U; S6 I
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go$ c- V r, c- [0 p" b
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
/ C0 E4 E9 v5 _; s: `# ^' pPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were/ G' A" u" t2 \' \5 z d
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 z, r7 S6 B0 k/ R3 i2 C2 M
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such$ ~1 \9 C" ^; d( [: j8 k3 Z
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
2 y9 k& Y6 g$ B6 x$ eAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
) D7 J) |2 u2 A* ]$ l! zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think* T; }0 R$ x9 L+ s
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very' T, A! R. y. @
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
, V3 v" K( f, J$ {! k0 x- M. u+ h( khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
, M- F6 M6 O* o' }1 p2 ^% r' b"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love- ~& d7 u1 @: S6 N( z
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 _3 D! m4 d8 va great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but# H0 [7 S' u! I2 L
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
9 ~6 y' T' U1 ~+ }; K# uthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,$ r9 W& J4 `4 O8 h# {" q% }0 p4 i
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) K. Y6 X t, t, jSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
& Z' w. O4 B- h5 B/ G3 [I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any- C& Y- s* C3 R+ M. b
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 J9 v5 L) u# P! |2 C* ^6 b3 }! `
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,- N( O, q; g2 ^
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out." R9 V9 C/ u: h* ?4 t9 u" q
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
# k# y- ?& v$ H+ lRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock7 L' L. k. i9 m. P$ ?& [
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" N7 o8 U$ _, ]& J9 C/ Xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for+ a- l* l/ B# B
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& O ?9 c7 U. f' Z. I' ?( Y+ U
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding0 F* `4 B3 h4 [/ B: I/ V6 F
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that$ h F. z' u/ m1 z! y% N
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You& s( C% Y; N" ~5 h$ W
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
|
狗仔卡
发表于 2009-5-8 07:15
提升卡
置顶卡
沉默卡
喧嚣卡
变色卡
显身卡
发表于 2009-5-8 07:34
