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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 y. u9 U: X) z* h3 x4 z3 M
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) c% _3 x& _7 [, Y
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.# R7 g' I7 {! G3 z; M6 U5 U
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.: X+ U' T% {- x8 @ F Q1 J
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.5 W( y5 I; i. J- M
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
' t& P% J1 Z2 Othat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same6 s3 j' H- g' ?/ J5 l
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
/ M: o: \$ `2 c# U9 H0 fThere are some people that are not into all the words.) w" N; Q8 x2 Q; v* y. i( n( }
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
; t9 h2 ^& g5 d0 _. NThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
' n8 t, V: W' } V* Bof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
: R O# e4 T4 m" I399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous# N. Q2 q) i6 C4 B, w) U
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 X; X0 G* C& t: P! b, @6 K1 d
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ _& d. i* c$ b"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 E- a2 |% k2 B% V5 m# ~) f7 t
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?5 i0 l" _3 s+ V$ G; Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* Y7 `1 P J* K( J7 N$ x2 W) ?% RThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" A6 z7 d/ r5 T* _) |/ H% A! @curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.) c4 h4 d( V; Y1 `0 S0 H
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, r2 z2 \( J8 R, C% `4 {Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
0 N! t+ i8 [, ~( i2 a6 {! p9 Ssounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
5 T1 T( I' l- q# [man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a. ~8 a, H" ]5 K$ y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& B9 y8 r' E! p$ @# T7 z7 Gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
! b. C9 o2 p! o: HPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
; X7 N" o' a# R7 S. w/ x& t! {One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
8 E, }2 c: G0 e& Ynot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 `4 X# i. k5 Hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not( R: }& X1 h# p, H" [4 ^
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why! j, ^5 q0 Q+ P J% I# d2 \1 {
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
+ K% P* \" c0 L. NMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
; u9 r1 C7 Q% m3 Qthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
( ~, W, @0 r% k5 |) PI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
; v" _' h2 ~# w* _with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at5 x9 e- z+ D- ^+ R
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."+ j) E$ O3 E, t
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( a, {, }+ M+ r, V, y' r
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
0 k+ ]6 m {( w# T2 B, a! b' q/ b0 ztogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that& l) V M0 I, C- m3 O. `. Z
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
: s" V! w; T. ecertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I- U* E1 H D+ g- C7 g' T' s8 S
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
5 m! c$ ^' [0 }) i6 |- @stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
* T9 {+ @7 L' }2 ?: O8 qAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more1 H! @: e& P: ]- y ~1 f) g& |- |
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think( U' H' X6 Q5 \( J2 J# g* @! [& P8 R
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 S& f; b0 B: J
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
8 p1 _( r- x- `3 V. {, z( ?# Phurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said," [8 u: T- A8 x& k' n( R0 S
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love! r K9 |2 s& Q
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 @0 ]3 M% y% R! I
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but' c% b' ]- k/ c
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
' S' z& U4 v" c+ Y% e; |0 ?- cthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
. x5 a2 F+ E; {Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
" Q) ]* U0 H8 `1 Q; x uSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.. _: B5 V! \' V
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any4 a/ `: y9 x9 l) }+ J; [9 h
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' l2 s( B" F* ^9 @# Sclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,& [/ ?& g. W. d6 R5 a8 X
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 c7 O7 u# R/ b/ P
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.: l2 h: X" S+ U* N
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock" }# |9 T0 W/ o% I! ~+ h# }& u! m( k
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in. D8 x% s" c5 y* W5 Y9 d
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for: | O* N. A: @4 V1 p* b- E
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't$ ]- T4 H- u1 k1 a# P; z% w5 s2 Q1 d
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
) [/ L- q( F( ^2 m# g; dthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. A% V5 z5 f( c2 Z- g# W) J+ C K0 A3 Cgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You, L+ F3 h) J: Z& V+ c; [. [ F
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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