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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.' ~! u( m) v8 i: O4 B
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.& e; G# t0 L$ Q8 M
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.) |, a1 d* G8 e# C( e+ l# M4 [3 I( i
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion." G: |0 i( q- q6 R% u1 ]
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
2 d; t% _5 h: B( J' Pthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
8 R* O9 M- ^/ z; Fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same! Y! D5 z# P0 F. S# M
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. t: i! e8 L s- g
There are some people that are not into all the words.- f- Q/ |% n. v3 N6 ]# o6 p
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 [+ j1 L: l; }) N+ u' MThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7* v0 K! b, T6 a& S' _1 K
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.1 d4 I/ L- N' w! p8 k
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous& C0 I" v9 m7 r2 o/ P; e! p+ \
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' s% q, ~& J) F3 S0 U+ c! Z% b4 NBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- D" N5 c# D! l, l; _- @- r
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# Y7 D1 M* Y5 I, r: Cand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?: r& r" A6 u8 f/ c+ v
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! D- f6 T3 p+ }
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ D5 o$ X$ m7 u8 h D1 |2 |curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.5 {" _6 `/ {2 B( ?/ M
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! H* g: c7 v! P! }
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly' U; H4 K' {9 n* X) I# G
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
A g) M$ U5 F0 C0 w; x" kman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
5 _$ p, H% h& u" Q% B/ ?0 lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
* \1 q" A2 Q B9 p) B/ [9 ^6 Hsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
2 z- [& c1 x% B9 b# K- VPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; ?4 {* G$ e0 }" C) L2 R6 k6 ?6 } F: i
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
+ I# B1 P' m2 K/ C4 x- {not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,2 F8 P9 A: h1 q- r. \
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not! Y6 r" v5 M* J* R; F( o$ c
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
" U( w) Q; q* M3 W! Z. x0 F9 osome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
5 ]: [8 ~. n, j# u$ e! kMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
/ O b7 Z- d3 W" S1 m: Tthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
& K/ a4 q, j4 B1 q" Q0 [I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
) {! [# |( r _with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at/ e! {) ~6 P6 ?3 B) p, A
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."" h2 i3 `! t+ k O3 v* B& Y. g
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. \3 T/ v3 ]) x# x7 N
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* ^, f" x6 `' @* G+ n& Xtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
3 U& M/ q: l; ^) c; MPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# _6 X0 }+ ~! i6 z
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
8 j3 i1 L, y- e0 k# ?& y8 M8 rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 S, e& `; Q! ]
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."8 T8 E# Q7 c$ _! p6 M: {/ A
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
2 d- f; o4 S1 Saccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think2 @% L3 T6 O: p% I& x- [* E
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
3 r, O% ~$ \: L% p; C$ y2 Fimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
* R5 w# O5 f, v+ x: Phurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
, L3 ~0 u2 B& [: T; }% N' {: m"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: Z( \6 i: ^7 a5 ]7 g6 L8 G( Ithan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
1 Q R) b( g8 h6 A% b4 S2 R, oa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 c5 D" @+ Y% C- \2 j! nI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
% g b' t, L7 C* fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 Q( W! R2 E. z. ]
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
; m) W& T+ [5 ~So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.: m7 R! g5 ?& B) G6 T
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ k% c4 Q2 `3 @' Y" E& u
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
& ?; M2 I" l9 ^) C. Iclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,3 C: O# I1 \/ O9 D1 z
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out., H: Y( j5 F, H
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
! \0 Q6 g8 `, t& D- gRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
( z2 Z$ ?7 u. R) Z0 TCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in5 t) b) A4 `; |, A8 Y1 {) D% V
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for8 ]! e. o5 M g4 q
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
# t! E( j' y7 esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
) I2 v& y- g0 o* Bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% F( y6 S/ ^- b) Egoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You" u. S8 |- g6 r! a
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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