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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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" ]& H# c; p. P, WI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( l, k/ N& ]$ x: ~1 K3 p7 J
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important." L/ E: y R8 F" D, j& u7 a7 b6 n# [
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- |& T' D+ Y8 r" IWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.8 o; z3 t0 @, [/ N4 B
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for8 z+ K& I. ^$ M+ H0 g
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
0 k2 \2 f- T* u" C5 L% b" swords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.; r& k% n* `% ~& f& Q. Q
There are some people that are not into all the words.
+ F" p! S) o# c( lThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
7 h6 A$ g3 A) W! o/ c' yThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
8 j1 g" c7 n/ }% _' y k. W2 f, K% }; Lof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
* Y9 T3 w7 q3 N8 n$ D4 X5 N4 H2 |9 @3 q5 D& {399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
/ w- F' C5 H& u+ Cto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
5 h( l! a T4 Y6 }5 X% u" OBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
! m' p6 {0 M& ?8 Z0 ]8 M"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,5 Q3 {* N/ @* Z' r s
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?) r# Z. x( O( n8 |
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; B) f7 ]/ M3 Q' I0 I% s" @
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
, }. y5 [) X! Wcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
5 c. |0 m6 ]1 r( A! a, g8 P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& H8 ^) ^% h, {! N4 |% ^
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
0 l' D8 H; m. ?2 l+ osounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 W2 `; h, M. l
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
/ n" w+ E7 s% zsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. t$ o8 V0 Y! m( Z, wsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,& Q$ z; P" n! s
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
& B$ Y( C* l' m9 p% @" ]One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; i6 e |/ V6 lnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
. e- Q2 c( ?, v; {; [1 Xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
0 Z, e& P- f3 o/ F) }completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why7 Y' t! d- R' i* j4 F6 L
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
* N, k# h$ d3 A% ZMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
- V1 y, v( s- t- ^6 _. e g; Ethere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.. y2 F* [) j; U3 H5 |
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
5 a/ k1 I% t+ q& v! zwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
}2 J( O6 K- L2 w8 E$ D% Wyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."9 {! [# j) n( v
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
: B4 R* ~6 L$ Pother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& l1 p7 L( L3 A0 ~5 y/ J. E ^. otogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
x, r l! U& G s& B) r* a$ x. xPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; c4 f& x x2 |& @
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 U) N8 V" k0 M( K- A
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such( }5 f; X3 ?% v6 K
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."! W! H7 K+ k% P4 r u
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
2 R7 K' E7 X0 O3 ]( [accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think# T- H- m h# N4 u
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very/ m. E! _3 f3 T
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
+ h. C" y/ ?) j+ N3 ehurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
9 `) _- S1 t) h: H1 W! i _"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love1 L% S8 K* c# b0 I! H$ E. r
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
* H: W$ _7 p/ Y! S, Aa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but- L; V" B: a6 E# Z1 e0 A! }
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for6 n9 y( f: X; [$ P4 Y1 a9 r
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
( g {, g9 M* ^! v$ t4 k: W2 ]Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# Q* y: X+ u' }/ W! oSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." Y: a) a" O: J% F0 @4 n
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
9 H: `7 A8 h) c8 Q, [7 e+ L5 ucircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even, L* M5 `& Y/ t# {1 L
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
9 e# y3 H/ w9 B F- V4 g) `8 Q7 v' Jand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- D, | K( v; u" I9 a) { v
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
7 L5 q/ Z' P" [7 J9 i- B7 IRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock! U1 V6 O! H8 ~" t. _7 c
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
( \# \! C4 d$ G0 Fthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
+ Z$ ?/ g1 l/ C# r+ p" k1 `1 nKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. ^, ^3 S4 U. _8 g1 t4 K hsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding, k/ `$ e/ ?8 k
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
6 H, Q& C. r3 H; Tgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You$ _% g) \9 J7 n6 z% ]$ K
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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