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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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% ~* P( s- W1 Z$ ]. t9 ~I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
" [. S' E7 r$ R$ w- U* j8 J, vI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
* r2 n( I2 [# T$ {* z# ?They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
O8 {; O) h& rWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.. R+ l. B2 t" K6 H% e5 [" G5 P6 j: C
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) W( k4 P0 ?6 Y! C) P3 D
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same- z1 h, I( e* R1 y u
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.! C" Y; X7 E: v6 l
There are some people that are not into all the words.. T6 z' {/ V& H5 m4 R- ~* H8 ^. Y, s
There are some that would have you not use certain words.7 Y# B8 e4 W7 [& G0 z
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
, a+ w' d! @- I- ?of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ O$ J0 I8 }1 r
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous" Q; W) _8 [$ }: c4 t2 y; g
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
3 w5 w t5 V* S$ z2 SBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
) E4 a7 ^& N3 N( Z2 g"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,! {! {( @9 W f
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?* {+ B \2 w2 J! L5 s2 Z
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 R, p2 M3 o# a
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
* i7 c' P; l% S4 ?4 B: ocurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 ^9 j5 C3 E6 ]' W8 ^) D"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 ?2 {( s' P p. M( A$ ~
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 A& C9 _9 e A2 V6 csounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,* v, ]! q8 q6 \. A$ t: C% J* M' x r
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a$ h0 h$ p; v7 f9 Q: O
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist9 U9 C; s! ^# g* z# W) b
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
8 `4 F3 i5 c5 Z: D4 N/ JPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just( x6 @8 A: N4 W/ z" U
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ s6 G' o# v3 T' X, l7 F
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,% R3 U4 C1 S& d- v/ h I
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not2 D& ]) F( I G; i
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ n. u( C, I8 b" L" e- [, w
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
1 `6 a% t! }/ F: t Q/ ?" @6 pMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on, ?. [/ j! r6 b# e% R8 ?
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 K) a; f4 E3 Y" a: H" _; OI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 E$ Y/ Y1 u. R2 b% i1 ewith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at3 x, d: D3 B6 i% I% |4 B
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."- \ y& Z6 r$ ^: S+ f
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
: w) X# e7 N! N9 W4 a. mother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* a$ d6 o7 W8 d+ htogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
' V# s. Y: P. T9 VPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 o* v2 z0 C/ l6 G7 v
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& o! G! N& ]" q6 _& C* f* b: M& I; mdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such( i: z( \0 Z R" G+ O" m: V
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
- j* I6 R! b) u% v3 N8 sAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
1 M7 b# q& h3 j" L5 \accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think `0 U# [$ h3 p4 U3 y
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
$ {6 K2 y& p' vimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to/ R$ ^- H: J3 L
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
2 |1 A) f$ [, C9 y `0 @"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love0 q+ \2 b" R: k: ?. T l P- b
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 d2 U; k r+ R0 [& v/ h! Ra great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but# K1 Y0 P1 _! x" y, c
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
- G) O+ _* L) Y! C- P$ J6 ?. _the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,* |3 C, F) W5 f8 ?! K' ]
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
7 v0 c$ g0 }$ g* e( ?; o' Y6 FSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# o/ }: V$ j* L6 nI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
8 c: Y( `& @8 Y* z& L3 Vcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even6 h0 m* k8 Q' X/ W' Q7 G/ V$ E, J
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
6 f( Q6 \& G" [ Xand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
/ r0 r7 \0 }) F, K$ B' z) x/ CBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
, f3 {; d% ?' i/ Q$ IRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock: ] u+ ^6 `, N& Z6 m- T
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in% d3 b1 T+ F4 B* P0 u- D6 G
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
# s( i2 V/ g& S4 A% iKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
+ u4 E$ ?) `& T9 msay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! E' y$ e- T9 f6 ^# ~them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 F H& t. u6 ~( C; r0 ]- H1 |: x( ygoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 n1 ], ^9 Y! t6 X+ e9 R
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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