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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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" l" Y5 ?/ e N V& Z, X; JI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
( d) h& P6 T1 |* ?6 {: P/ ?I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.8 q) T, B( o0 P/ C9 U, p; I
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 N+ b! `* F; C9 z% TWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.$ V' k4 z; y2 G" p4 X
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
2 E8 j0 h+ I9 @7 F% `5 Mthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
8 Z' ^& C9 o# wwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% }+ B& U0 u5 E9 r+ |- j1 Q) U- d" Q
There are some people that are not into all the words.. b; q4 A# i& P1 w3 P) n! _
There are some that would have you not use certain words.- F. ^4 ?- u/ T9 V3 D6 {/ w; D
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
" y7 x6 [0 b0 ~ t% z# yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.$ y1 E' v' x8 o8 N! G" ?
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
& |! y6 }9 ?+ z, l; l Y/ _7 z/ ^to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,' F3 b% s: p* v# M1 J
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
: e/ L; U. C$ b! u; g1 b' D0 d Z/ {* y"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
K: M' E o8 O: s2 A' qand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
% ^1 q8 t |: N: s/ }& i& i5 G"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 Q2 n, n( e a% ~& U
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,& m' n9 l. V% s* N- K. R
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ { U% l/ a- l1 U7 I
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' H; q1 G+ D; @+ s& g! f) a3 z3 ~Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly" h: `3 _! H t
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
$ `+ v# e( i) Vman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 O. P" `* a: n: o, @snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 y; U- u/ Q9 q$ Y/ ?6 ~8 H$ `+ M
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,& v- \5 ?4 o N/ q, z% N* p
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
* q; K. f; `1 c1 R4 uOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does' x0 A0 l. g- K% z5 B0 k
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
+ }+ V' m& a1 _but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not( B7 G y5 {" X" O% Q- w% b, x
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why0 _! {2 z- t3 W) M
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
3 S$ z# r: H. c, e8 aMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on- ]3 H6 H" F/ w
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.: [+ `# h4 K3 F
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
# c+ |. ~- w( |with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
4 u7 g5 X/ n( C; E/ t( f4 Hyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
M& y; k7 b" qIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the! P. E5 L; V2 y1 |" {4 ?) f
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go7 Q# o' D k8 m
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that0 p5 X! q- ?# w! |4 ]
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were+ P' ~6 b, r9 }8 ^3 l6 }
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& O! o+ ?6 x- r9 Edon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
! e6 B1 f0 _; U6 F$ L4 _stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.". h$ L" Y, X. x
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
' `5 ^% d! l% T$ w" n& @# naccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think$ a0 I' X: d; y3 D) o: A6 C5 q
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
9 ~ P/ _$ y% {: u( |imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
/ ]7 ^& c' h8 B$ D2 z' u+ Thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,6 R' O% V0 \% v/ Y9 `, P5 _
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ i. J; X$ @% ^5 othan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is( R7 q) X" e r0 \9 X
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
' B' ~4 E6 w2 q8 p4 T8 _0 EI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
+ r+ q4 w7 j7 R* } `the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& t5 [; ]3 o9 t8 n) t- B* ^
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."2 c5 i: ~+ m }' A1 W7 \: |
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
$ ^: A( S; l! _8 D9 Y# }2 t/ lI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
$ [2 a* J# C2 U* I9 w# ^* d6 lcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even& H6 D" i+ I% q/ u" [: v2 _1 A
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,0 ^- M3 ]" A/ a# L
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
7 } `" z' X$ p% f6 d: R4 zBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 _( r& r K! w6 I8 q1 JRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 G4 _( p3 v# h# L9 |CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) X5 c+ Z& J' z8 ]4 E
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# U9 p4 n2 `, ]
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
5 k9 B) Q$ f$ |3 l& t; W: zsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
; V; q' K; u/ U9 w* Z: b% Z, R3 B* Athem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
# V( V: `/ M( b- bgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You; k8 r4 O2 U1 w; \ ~' O! P5 @
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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