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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.% j5 j9 |2 L0 f
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
& }/ p# F* A1 q* \! Y9 bI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.( T- S, Q+ i2 ]6 c; [+ r
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
; u* g/ a: Q e/ q8 R$ s( j, ^Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 u+ L4 J ~5 ~) X
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for7 A7 J1 U/ F; j1 S1 f7 i2 P7 w
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same. U* z( L. `8 O) L/ s+ ~( n
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
; I) }4 s' g- m: sThere are some people that are not into all the words.) k8 P# g. [3 a
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
& Q- T' p$ C4 RThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) {# M/ K5 w9 l O& X0 Nof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.& z: C2 ^3 l. ^$ e4 j( H5 `5 Y* \
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
6 W9 L, F$ g) f% Q9 s! vto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' Z5 P" c: X8 ~Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 p3 F: x) |" V0 z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
' ^; O3 q! c) n4 T! j0 Dand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
4 ]9 q* R0 l! Q: E& X"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ v4 O' X. Q1 R JThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
# f& |1 b1 n+ `0 Z! T I& {curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ ^. Z2 }( \* [& v- Z6 U0 P1 K0 z! Z: ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( q" i$ u5 o4 U# D4 d5 K* C
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 P6 c8 ?) }$ V; E, ~% { m* Xsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- j& U+ P' i+ }5 K6 ?" U4 uman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a: b* g$ U, M! ^: [% q; w
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist' e# \' b! t: O
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
- G8 G. T& g5 WPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just/ g; R$ W3 q( A; a% ]" F
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
, m6 s, N0 @' X# ^4 `. ?- Jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
' B6 m. T# u0 h8 E2 d) U: }/ ybut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
' u4 ]' f7 q- H% m2 u" F# s# Tcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 w( a+ R- r* v! usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and, P) V" x' L+ h' P p
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: \% X* b( n6 u" o# }6 P9 U
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 }5 ~1 Y% V: M" P, S! J
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ u$ n4 b9 Q: Q. S& w3 P
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
* ~% e9 o# v* S" H( Wyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."" n1 a5 d5 @# e! J3 a
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
! P8 K& I/ \( j2 R% d5 P; vother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
. Q, ], Z7 S! B3 U% J2 s6 P% |together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that+ x! r7 _6 W+ A1 W, r
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, n, @! }& C$ f F& V: tcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I, J' `) a7 Z/ K2 h, G+ U7 T+ A" W
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
4 [$ x9 [% W1 N) E5 ]/ z8 r: Y$ @stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
/ \, M$ o9 {1 F' U; \$ YAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- P7 r5 m- O2 o% W- T9 haccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think+ D( e7 j+ f/ w, ~
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very1 ^0 j! _; V% h1 D( u" [
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to( n) V$ J- e; y; N
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
+ u& p9 N& K7 R+ I8 ~; d, n"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love) D& G( Z3 z4 c: ~# W# e2 q) V K3 G
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
* e4 `% r$ R/ C" Ua great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but) i+ l( N4 u! j( |. F) r& ~
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) k7 @ X; C6 P2 U+ Xthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
6 [+ I, O0 A1 C" lSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 A) p w t+ \So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.; h! M3 U3 U( J* P
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
$ i( O) v+ ^- a, t$ `& }circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even; Q, O' @! a) V
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
, {7 |9 B" a. J" b$ p2 \/ Fand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
* I9 a: B+ p) t6 P5 }5 M! TBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
7 `/ W: `; J0 ^# o IRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock9 c& H4 M% N6 C" e: p
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 g( z" Y) t! M n" n7 wthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; E) C; M0 R4 [3 |" [
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" c& a. b& p1 ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
# p) m- e* @6 o3 G% z5 zthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
+ J4 s3 s2 r jgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
+ X6 \/ M9 I4 N3 ]can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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