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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it." H) ~3 _0 T# i3 g# @/ Q/ ^$ d
) ~3 h% e2 [8 {* M& W* LI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
# A9 q! }. `1 F7 v1 B) a4 yI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
& u6 o6 v2 ^' d1 ]3 t$ I1 XThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' M: J( f) P4 s9 u IWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid./ G9 \2 g, g. n4 E d% ^7 z8 J0 _8 Q7 T
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
2 w/ I3 t6 ? w3 C2 D- fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
P9 M5 L- Z6 ~ X% c+ Q8 E4 C, hwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
' L6 |: N+ Y( G* ?& pThere are some people that are not into all the words.! p. {, P6 {; H. a9 W
There are some that would have you not use certain words.% \) Z) P1 U, W
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7" Q2 d9 S( B" E X/ C" N% v N+ A
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 Z% \9 ?. f, S; y* y2 u399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
8 T- Q$ m6 t, V( |+ Mto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,9 p) D1 p) _- a/ L* @
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% l! `7 o& B0 r6 J
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# C4 y; q8 u0 p* B/ U$ ]" Oand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
+ b# \2 J E3 ^9 B9 w! b6 Z+ V"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 T/ g# s$ [; d) ^8 mThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
& U/ [) ]* i* v% W$ }curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ {, d9 G1 K3 ^5 R# O# u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% q/ a, J* A" o" p' R7 j6 A3 K
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
3 D- n' ~$ z3 b( t8 Y1 B/ |sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,! I+ S6 P! L, R, Q6 |% e0 i
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# a0 \2 T3 K9 y; M5 N% _( b8 vsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& P7 y2 E* k- o* P2 l( ~ l6 v3 B
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,. {( m& q8 R7 j# I
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& M1 J! G1 S2 O3 H8 M2 E" I$ L+ a
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 H9 e" s h) c3 C/ Enot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* F* n- K. ]; Z" J% p& @3 b4 }. }( ^; v
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not) l' Q5 b: [# q: Z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! E+ _7 U+ d" U5 Psome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
w& k6 ?$ q/ p; T4 o2 `& CMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on7 w# X; s8 k* [3 }7 x6 g S
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
: p5 b) E( s& @# L+ eI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. D( a3 K" `9 `5 ^, C K/ j- A5 M- s
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; R2 O1 y' l, Kyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
2 Q4 h/ ~- U' `$ k5 |It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
8 ]5 I' b$ d i9 n( I: b0 Cother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go! U6 c0 S3 J) r
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: j( Y) _+ G0 J. S% D9 b G
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were4 l* l1 P0 {$ I( \: \; k
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# M# Z( M5 k9 \4 w* b8 Bdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
/ j, T/ |# A* N4 X, Ystupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
# C, Y2 d5 W# _% z1 ~: _And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
* O5 n( ^" |* iaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
/ @( r) E, i4 r) Iit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
5 |$ J) A3 W* Z. j5 ?- }imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
9 V9 V, g* g1 w2 b; [& {% ehurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,! Y9 { H1 k5 B% W. w: e0 b) q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
) ~9 ]2 L; V' nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 p- } l4 o4 Q. W+ [; l
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but# a! p/ @+ c3 N; o; K; ]
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for2 \2 t( u1 ]. Y
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," v$ ~; e. E2 u+ ?1 ]- y" f
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."3 h8 r, L1 \, s4 c; [
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! D& U& s) `7 Z1 U: q' P# A) XI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
8 [7 v# [2 ^0 H @circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even# C \, T& p; ?/ [$ A3 H: U; y
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
`. U( W9 b# m+ land Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out. \6 G b% Y6 Q& \+ X% [6 ^" y) N* L
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
; p: E, l3 p* l$ `; D, CRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock" h# ?. [3 w5 {0 R
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
. c2 g( m$ A) `# ]2 rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
1 ]7 Y4 H, @8 v, m3 {. r6 \! Y6 xKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ b( [2 d/ W. @$ H* g, l" \0 Bsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
- F3 @+ K R* Uthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that a) ^8 T2 `' D( H4 F3 h1 m9 R
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You) s2 X; E1 W. m) W
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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