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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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0 D+ V- ^+ x4 Z N; s9 q! R* h2 n8 F& |I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
0 G. e: H1 v+ |- T( @% mI want to tell you something about words that I think is important." s- Q, C# z, K- f" a Y
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.8 A6 G/ y6 k5 e' @
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) W' Q% I9 z, v( l7 G7 P' [6 wthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
* ?6 q4 Z) S o, q$ }9 }0 Tthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
3 z; M8 A e- |- Bwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
. C8 z2 N0 p4 u9 u2 {" tThere are some people that are not into all the words.
5 s1 Z; R5 f; L9 i. EThere are some that would have you not use certain words.4 M7 d6 c, E0 \ E# G( _# g
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
7 m) Y6 E/ V, g- a) w) e9 i' xof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.; Y8 Z X9 e5 [* O9 X
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous/ x- V% V$ D; k# ?, a- b. |# d# K/ I
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
, r! S$ P0 Z7 x1 t5 g2 }5 \# K8 TBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 ~, a7 z4 X! [* e5 u5 ]"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
& l: a+ Z& c/ T& l7 y3 ^and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 G: m0 T' S7 ^. v
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) f9 l7 V, M$ ^7 L3 Z4 R! t, RThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,8 ^+ E- X8 m2 b. E" K! I
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 O4 k$ R# Q% V* `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" m* G$ X. |8 b7 j
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly2 j5 C" ~6 m m. h2 f7 A* H7 n
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
7 X0 x5 [+ u4 A; p# Q2 ?4 rman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a3 f) t7 n! T) \6 w( T+ t
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist* P" p7 d. s8 K+ L
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( [. e$ O) o9 g: g% lPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just4 l* U2 y6 a2 S5 A. h
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does) R! g; t, f% D
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
) s, H! ?3 x$ j* [- S! l8 J X8 Qbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
0 C% p1 a. z7 ^' ~5 m$ P' n; {completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why+ u. b: |6 @/ M( q
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- L1 P+ n* ~! [2 ]MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
2 D) `) J9 c/ M! c4 [0 `0 Z1 I: ~there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
% U) w" i# W9 i3 K3 VI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend3 S& s. {5 o* Q, `9 L
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
9 G7 C' [% W" s( I" g) Qyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.") N4 C$ w6 W# ?* Z4 t4 K: C1 `+ Y, ~; `
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the1 f9 ?. s; Q1 R, F. u
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
4 J0 _3 p U4 k7 J1 A" Ptogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that$ C) P8 o! |5 S( I$ I
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were6 n7 M1 G. {6 e9 Z
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I# e, ~, S3 U$ C1 ?& g3 P7 J5 _
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such7 d8 m# z; K" b0 {. k
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
% H& ~( R$ G1 F$ [And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
; V2 l5 F5 Y2 p% aaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think$ ^: P9 O: a2 a! r: I8 D+ p" C
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
8 u1 c* i# m# b. ?) \7 U4 ?imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* @7 T7 @3 y, n% Z0 R
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,& r( _6 r6 N0 y; ?, y2 L; z9 S9 c8 y( k
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love% q: d6 r7 ~4 Q1 C
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is" ~: \* T/ V" M
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ p# x- z! F$ ]0 h% dI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
. Q$ Z, g$ K2 j8 Mthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
0 p3 Q- R' T8 [1 iSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."9 V* ?5 [! x" v8 T/ A1 F
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word., g+ I% i0 g8 E; s8 x0 \
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" G. D% O" ~9 a0 j$ {( r
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even" |1 p' K" L$ D8 F. C
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
; L A5 w% ?1 C6 T) Y \. C$ ~2 h7 \and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- s1 b5 _( i ~5 u/ p
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
; K8 D6 W/ K# C5 {Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
# C, i; f6 J" R" l6 Q, wCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
* K/ }: _$ Z/ M8 Q8 cthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* n- n8 r6 d( S: u- z+ o) p" F: M4 zKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't' l2 g$ h0 D; d3 r9 g$ A2 H
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding3 J$ }" o! @$ i$ p6 J
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that' j7 B; y1 i* Y# [) T6 Y0 h( ]
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You( j0 e; v( h! h$ R* m
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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