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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.& |; E9 S0 R* z9 d, j
* ^ c5 Z; W: }% FI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
6 d( q) S+ [2 ^2 ^I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 [$ B( s* |3 {( ZThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.+ r/ K# ~# c0 _' w% y
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
# \% f& p* p& P5 c1 T4 V B" |7 o0 Lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for; u4 j* C9 ?+ t# i
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
" n' e3 J# j( \: l9 z( e. Ewords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
$ O! b7 e" R; t7 \There are some people that are not into all the words.
( P% M) ]" P% K9 L3 C7 `) iThere are some that would have you not use certain words.+ W Y) l; c* a {. i" }% n
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 78 Q9 z8 d3 w/ K; m0 N
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
3 P6 g6 T- r5 H5 b399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
S* S' S; P9 N0 V3 _, k- Cto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
% ~& |/ L! h7 l$ IBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 V% v0 U8 C3 `0 F, x1 }"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,2 H/ [& y+ N6 z& u' m% T6 H4 U, O# u7 I
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
* B3 {% R8 ?' b) C4 K$ _8 `$ x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 A Y/ C" y6 Y# j) R3 R; H( W! gThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,( t+ H7 b0 v3 X" h5 d/ e9 Q
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
0 g# q- a" G% C8 h' y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, O2 p& a- q) Y6 _( FWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
9 m, ~0 I8 S8 vsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
' L- O s- ?" h. t- fman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" V4 z' v* |- C* G# e( dsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist4 k% N' U1 x' \
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& S F8 `0 h% V& p4 C3 S# ^3 d& j$ sPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just! I. g: W3 g) [. @) v
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 c; q. }) m& ~& G9 v& r8 o: l m5 j
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, m5 \" ?2 X3 {6 c$ u
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not; M2 `3 ?/ u$ o" I
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why+ d' R+ N5 u0 |; r4 h3 w) t
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and9 w2 T& V5 u: i- n J% k
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 F0 |) t( B0 l# n
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
0 r! K0 C) a8 F @I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
; t/ k. g& O( _- p5 [( nwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at. `. C) L* C( u9 O$ ]
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."3 b; }; D* D6 c/ x! W# x
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
' `' V" a+ u2 c/ g, g9 r9 Cother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go c; g2 O ?0 d
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
* f( R; Y3 M" z: j6 U0 c- OPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
$ v: J" ~3 D( `certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% L! C9 s: |9 L: [
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
+ M& k6 ^ ^- pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
$ [+ r' \% n0 f3 ~8 M2 L8 Y; h; m8 n7 y0 gAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more5 ~: B7 E+ c+ X( Z4 [
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
' M0 s. R4 E3 E( g) @: Nit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
! t7 t: `, D' H; x# S3 ^5 t; Nimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to5 ?( }4 s6 t$ d \. h: y. |
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,0 X* q Z7 Q6 X3 H l, b3 s1 Q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
6 y6 C' Y$ Q3 c. L: @/ Athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) X1 }0 S; p& h( G: M" G2 N/ a
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! }1 p2 R$ L; X. ]9 o; kI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for' y y. A4 B2 ?. H; |
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
f. O" B( T5 \( F* C- X8 dSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."3 f+ e0 \/ B6 k4 S& z
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.0 P6 l- i" F; W4 z) `5 B
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 W! K/ f# |# w) I
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! f3 Q J# v7 c. i; I; _ H
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ _* O* s/ T% F! p- Band Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.. F# n+ c* J4 N
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.' T! m1 w Q7 I
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock# h) A: h' }7 ]5 O/ \0 S: R0 s
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
1 `, C0 y6 J3 {+ A7 k$ \0 @the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for: C+ z& d8 A4 ]
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ ]9 f b. p4 n& V
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
) Q/ v3 `% v6 L8 C: X ythem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: [- B7 O* [- `
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 B+ s* B& r$ f; M- Kcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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