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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
- l& G/ W# Z3 Y3 WI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.6 K: [8 ~8 q4 v7 ^) b' Q6 C
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' M# p$ r7 b. U8 iWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.1 ^, j9 a, }0 k3 G- `
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for0 ?% F" z+ k- G3 }( X. R) f! C
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( ]6 H r$ ~9 [
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% y k$ x/ s# J% f& _ R" u
There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 `) m8 ]) D9 z }8 q l# YThere are some that would have you not use certain words./ X5 }# \" f# ^2 y$ w+ H
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
2 ?9 y7 b5 `5 A, Aof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.. S. G8 s. i% F5 U; n o$ ~
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
( I; p6 A8 L1 }, u0 a9 Vto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
7 ?" f' k! F j9 R5 bBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?7 j# R9 _7 M% e4 X: T \
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,' g: u u8 L" m' ]: t9 }) S5 r" W
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
; g: A9 S1 H: E9 x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, p' T* s5 A B& FThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,! p2 ~1 d$ k7 I
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
4 d7 o. b" v0 @; o1 d"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! S; @7 q* O9 Z) ]1 M; W
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ ^$ Q3 }) T% }1 l
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- E& q+ Q& ?- F8 n* _; X
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a: o1 ~; C# t1 z, s1 d$ v
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist8 M5 z6 x( V& q! a/ Z
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,0 A! S4 V/ n; }' f6 ^
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ {! f8 b7 {1 dOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does! m: P) ~* a- D7 M8 s
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
. `( x8 ?# |+ Bbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* w# `( o* K2 o- C K/ n! C- L
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
; v) h9 l! C: l: l; v- xsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
/ O& Y8 v0 T3 x) j* ~5 w' _MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 Z1 w0 P( E1 P1 w$ [5 g
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
: {7 }) }, l1 O0 KI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend6 z5 M0 c0 q, r O( i7 S4 o
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
1 a& S" p2 P7 ?# b4 k; n P8 lyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": [ G! x$ ?9 s9 P! s2 f, R
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 y0 ` A6 _/ W( G( d6 B; zother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
, p5 E, a( s8 |* P7 ztogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that$ } ?' `" q; Y' ~! J! Y9 e0 Q
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were$ w. n# F, ]5 r" P" i; E& [- U
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I- r; X+ n) k+ L$ J5 \
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
& n1 ] s; B. pstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."0 k: g( a( j* R4 i0 i5 @/ \# p9 c
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
2 }! W1 D3 Z+ f( Vaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think! N6 v3 q; Q" s' H U, W3 w0 }
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
Q8 p8 I t8 ?) C" Uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to/ E7 r: o* w9 B
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,, l$ { Q/ d7 W& ^3 x
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love/ a* b$ ^( b% a8 s) h2 d, h
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ p' @' d' S/ d3 a N& j- c
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but5 W, f- I7 |( k, D( W
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for3 p+ B, m# `8 D4 d0 o3 n5 J
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
' Q/ y: v' h# J# z9 Y- g9 ^Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
/ s# C* R$ N' \$ F* d X/ G! PSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! h& j4 _9 w9 U" _# `I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any! ?2 r R6 ]) j6 \/ |
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 G, g* e% X8 V& J$ N" X3 nclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,% P l9 Z$ ?) j Z( U
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out., ^8 P+ _ f4 c2 ~
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 {1 D( a. l4 F' h
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
1 V# O) r1 q+ K& wCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in" n( U- h: N4 E0 C/ F1 P
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
6 i J$ u9 o9 U% N5 rKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't3 _3 C0 q! |4 M. L0 |; I1 Z
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding% l) w/ z* G {& K+ F
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that- J: |1 J* t$ h0 c- i( d' w8 ^' M
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You7 |+ y/ ^- V# `0 H
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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