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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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4 r& i) J- P0 N; Z' c1 Q3 k) iI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.7 C, N! b1 _( K
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.2 w: _* U9 }3 L
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
, Z2 M- ^ n; U6 k) @Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% R2 K. c# `8 p9 U& V; {8 w5 hthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
% a1 U' N/ u- \that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same+ @( W; A! ?5 o; P c
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them." _. H8 W2 P' Z H! F) j: }* ^& B
There are some people that are not into all the words.
3 r" I" U0 d/ n9 x" I% ]- I7 hThere are some that would have you not use certain words.- ?9 U% o; X$ ^) l2 i$ j7 Z& n; ?
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 73 V5 B9 u- h4 P- `9 v: d
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
! z# O1 g$ ^8 H* K+ x4 k399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous. O: o: J1 h# x: r* t
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,4 W; n! k T% D, B8 Y
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 \0 `" w" y. L x3 o"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,' R. {9 ] G& E; t6 L& c+ m/ u
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
( X2 L9 M- Z5 M3 T$ S"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' ?; {* u, m; j
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,5 R1 }$ z2 u4 e) U3 r8 g" H
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
# R4 l: h% U2 a"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits". |. J- F K R. n; a2 Z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
# E$ i2 O, ?* w* D! y3 a5 ]) Osounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ Y/ q1 A" u" M$ o
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a* X8 |5 f& a; Y8 D
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist4 |5 S# ^& B& G8 N2 z
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( E/ W4 |& W8 c: Y" b% q2 |9 E
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just) `9 J3 s8 K0 ?: K
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
& ^; M" X% c3 bnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,4 J! U7 p. g/ q+ U' j+ {
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
! G3 Z. P8 b+ u; k! d5 i5 ccompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why% q5 G4 c; t7 v* k) c/ H3 s
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
+ y: |. b6 E# k6 _& R& b% ^MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on' T/ T0 O+ z" V) i+ V5 G$ P( [* a
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.1 \ y: ^9 ?$ x4 q. P
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
/ Y# T% v8 G9 Mwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
4 X, {, p6 J4 e2 Ayou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
" k! C8 w6 Z1 B: s) J- s2 rIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. @# T( t3 f5 ]3 K! i0 k* r
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
; U$ V6 q* |5 H, ctogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! { A! v! P, YPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 O6 E# f+ _- z# a! B& U, M9 A+ K
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I- H6 d) G! v; \
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 |7 A; c& c( D6 t' C, d+ X2 r9 D2 _stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
" G+ y, T/ {) V! MAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more6 _" _0 R1 n) M) U# n* k+ [0 [
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
( Z0 j, K8 B/ p4 v+ ~ M) Uit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
& J0 d+ Z9 ^# p0 d+ eimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
; R8 y6 O1 @+ u7 k$ _3 dhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,/ x/ h! C3 v: W1 E: ~$ W& [
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love t1 |: G' }/ {) [. |3 j3 }
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
% b6 }, ~, {9 q! r) M/ ~# Da great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
0 e& q0 ~$ P6 H6 ZI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
~! G/ x% v* [- F- Hthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
( a4 e. {) F+ b* E) }; o! sSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
; ] g: ]( t+ f1 X2 q9 ]$ NSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word., H& z" l& t) A1 W
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
}0 g, B! b9 y, p( Zcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even3 ~- M4 O6 m; ]# R( G1 K
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
0 C& l8 @4 t ?' Rand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- `+ c2 |. C9 I% y/ k
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ Z) T/ B% [5 i! V5 oRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock, w: p. W0 \7 M
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in" h2 y9 j, L% K
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for$ m# R$ D A; o8 c! s
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ [$ B. W' F! p: X
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
5 c2 @/ o G' O0 |/ i, C q7 |them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that% N$ J3 L/ k5 K! H+ r4 p/ |
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You G% G# ]( x+ g* c
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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