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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it./ B0 w+ L8 v6 Y: N- m8 c
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.2 W# @0 r- P1 d, f' s. \+ A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
! }% }# @- p1 v# C: v# f( r/ aThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
8 a# E1 f& q+ N8 PWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
4 a" D8 O) H. v3 [then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
% H3 c" C' J" Y( ]. i5 c# Sthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 o3 A* n& E' t0 n
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. X1 w# y$ \; R9 H
There are some people that are not into all the words.
# N' y1 C0 k, Q9 s8 WThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
* u( u3 L( V% G0 `. S6 z( UThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
2 ]* F+ J3 k& R( `! u' R4 Oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
' Z+ ?6 \/ z3 S( L/ A9 @4 ]0 A399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous+ X9 u. ]" T6 [2 ~$ G
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' D! Y1 S/ l! X0 nBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
4 N$ \; [ G8 m. b2 s6 q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 m" n+ Y' c' z" Cand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 L- c) _) V& }4 j7 O0 V6 K"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% D5 W! B9 f5 D7 Q$ K$ @$ g$ S" d
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
* G' I9 q3 }; T" R) c+ }1 S; V( ]curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
$ V& P( m& R" D"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' b+ T3 I( @* w1 QWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
0 G3 u+ s* M7 L! Z0 Psounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
) w, d* Z8 s5 N! gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
) F0 R6 u+ P0 E Fsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist$ u. d! w9 E3 E. [
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,9 L8 C3 v3 a$ G
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just" Z. J' Z2 u* t* q: Y, a E
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does* j% t5 P( i' Z3 |# O
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# e. @- \/ F5 ~6 W y8 l$ Q3 F' `but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- } T+ W8 D9 K" ^1 d- M
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why2 z T, z0 }4 x8 [1 v G
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and3 g) n C; T' V: D
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
$ B% d1 T' u$ F; ?there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
; r. q w) d0 \; v, ]$ g3 aI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend' q! a# l. Z( ^9 L: Q, U' z1 P/ M6 k
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! L, }" i2 s& V& c$ o- `4 B
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."3 e$ C' l3 `2 r
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
6 E- w# S$ a. U- ]# D6 I( n3 hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go" f& T- ~* C7 Q- {
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that/ w' \. z3 o$ Z& T( g! X0 W
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
6 t P4 T' K7 u6 {certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I- E+ ?' K, X5 g ]# E
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such, P# T" ]% ~7 _8 v" j) j
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; n; |7 W% T" d* @
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
! }3 Y. r* Q# B6 T* {' haccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 e7 t/ E5 O7 Y* Z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very1 s, W# G5 O- r! X, p3 y9 M7 Q1 D; N
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to( C% [2 R) {+ V( J
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,/ n7 d1 n: N1 J) j4 a' q( q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
2 J: @: v0 E( E: Nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
; m! Y" x/ b% I, P$ r, F4 ], Ya great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" }( O% V; [8 C' r& r+ sI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
# {, j! b' M/ e7 ?, W4 \# lthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 H' Q- t, Z5 h v6 c. J
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
4 Y; [0 s8 T& O, d9 b, S! Z7 n; k; JSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.: Y$ W4 Z, ?+ o2 P7 S
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any3 x6 Y1 v1 D' [4 B( h9 r
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even/ h2 X5 ?8 Z8 z$ l
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 ^* h# b0 r/ ^* v/ a4 J# }' ^and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out." j- K' ?! H' ]
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
; Z- d. \: ~6 E1 i/ pRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock5 x9 B6 c/ ]9 @1 R' u! l
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
. G+ V& B! F+ p( f: jthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for) m1 \4 v' D/ {2 H8 j3 O1 G! r
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
% A0 ?7 ~9 ^" E# q3 ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding+ _1 w1 [% j# p, q. B
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that+ V6 l$ k a; g: r: ^+ B+ |
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You! S, V* z: k- J1 E# f+ h/ Z
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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