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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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, Q4 H3 N' r$ t% u2 oI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
7 O; |9 Y1 B4 ^6 q- WI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.+ c/ p' W3 R( }# v
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.7 Y/ w5 N5 W8 }: @
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
, T" s6 L0 S$ ?+ _1 Gthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* L! u7 M: h8 M4 M7 P' ^8 e
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same# t( o, x1 q% O7 N! ?
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
) K; v) I& I: j5 i1 KThere are some people that are not into all the words.
; c$ U: l4 a8 z6 }) }There are some that would have you not use certain words.
6 |4 b8 T2 c" Z4 UThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% X! Y5 K& x% Y- Y. T$ \5 B
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 k* _7 T! C& g( n+ _4 p7 N+ p399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous3 m9 \& s C6 [9 v* G# S7 m
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
; _1 {7 M3 @$ J* j3 gBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?$ a1 `: Z! Y: j2 Z/ e
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,! a$ ]. ?* Q, `7 Y/ r7 U
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
" z) I2 f( l7 I( k$ t1 d: P4 T"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"* Y& {3 B5 U" V, f- ~
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
' I$ A* {9 h$ U' hcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.9 g$ ~8 e* P) \0 |
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- O% S* k% c& c* n, O6 s8 G9 g
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
1 A6 ^0 y' F" psounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,* w+ a4 ~( O x$ L
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
+ J( \+ `3 U0 u. Tsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist- @' h, L) J# p* ?
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,& p: ?4 |- ~* d) c, F
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
: {2 Y$ c" g& |2 Y7 M% ?$ O' ROne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 H# K& I4 i9 M' c5 _+ E
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,9 r+ w% s: C [ n5 o; I
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
5 z# D6 n l7 [completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why7 m# ~7 q; B8 B% E3 j' ]8 g
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 L7 d3 i% A5 T, H- ]MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on) ^8 r! ^6 t7 G: J5 u7 U" }* l
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
# w% C6 p- O: A: Y$ U$ UI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
( V( u0 d+ f8 D% k9 H" [# Vwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
! v6 k9 b- I1 U. G. o8 U( Kyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."/ m( o( f2 ?0 i; n$ N
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the O: w; q6 U" d* a5 L4 \
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
! Z# @, ^. q3 @& R! Z: ftogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 J1 k8 k& o! pPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 N7 D. `+ H0 V1 C6 [8 Y& ^certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
9 H& d, d4 K/ G# `: W# M& R. g$ ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
5 G* [0 M& _4 r# P/ M( Dstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."5 u- a: k9 s: Z& B Y* W: j( U
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 c* O9 U/ E- {
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
M4 u3 W# u6 Kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
" J5 W2 T7 W: W0 i0 i: Y- M/ Z3 `7 iimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
3 A s( z: R) c% ~# Lhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 r9 W: E: V7 k, f"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love+ Z7 N8 ^, X% M2 ^; N
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is' h( s& K9 P0 _- R4 v
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but! H3 R% ~% _1 S- P
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 Z7 s. ~2 h O# W n6 y& B; L
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
( K& J% A; m7 \+ k- cSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( D' A' k! o L; e( a8 N0 {So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
" s' A; v7 A/ h9 d3 z0 ~7 SI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any; Y) d2 d. q* c* e
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
+ ^7 y5 y6 U, j4 ?, Y/ ` Rclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,5 \( j% F; m) N4 n, S3 A0 y, h' q! f
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
/ k! `! m! W8 n* a$ l: \But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words., f' o$ F a! Z3 P' O+ x. I+ O7 G
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- A5 P) g& e/ sCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
: |' b' G: E# Gthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
) Z& o0 H i$ L2 }# l, TKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
2 D: R0 s' X1 L" X9 B- F$ lsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding" B+ v F3 x; l9 D; ]( [
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that$ Z. G1 Y0 ^( J. ^$ ^
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 N- e- \1 q! o3 Vcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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