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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.* a& F6 X2 F4 R
/ J0 f4 m* U6 b/ }+ tI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.9 N% u- q9 l2 b. c; k4 ^: G: y
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.7 c3 ]+ _6 _! j9 E' [& Y F
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
5 H c; v- f) b( n2 WWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% m" { u8 A4 e( lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) _% @* v( x4 U& B. F
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 R% N; i: W8 Z B! f
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.4 }. [2 o* p0 T4 f
There are some people that are not into all the words.
$ Y2 K0 b9 y0 r& q1 }/ f& @There are some that would have you not use certain words.4 s' D6 n1 U5 f' {: {7 E6 a' W
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
7 Q: ^2 ` c4 H* n+ Aof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.% m! k' n& X1 e6 ~& C) ]
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! h; Z, E8 @* `2 c0 h6 p
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
6 P; y1 h3 f" B: ?Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
* Z: T: k, [" J$ e9 U"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ b: m! z1 V* J0 c3 b- {( Nand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 x+ O' x5 E- `( h( _
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 p3 w0 z- V, F! s; l! Z' \
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
: F X7 c4 `) E6 c9 m5 _: Gcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, ^" I. \6 H: K( g" K1 w \"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 u5 u: M" [/ Z7 Y0 N5 h
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
" O( @+ J* @8 Usounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
U! G9 F" p- z/ f: iman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
* y, Z2 [( d; n! Usnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist$ u" f& b7 Z5 m( Z# X5 s( R/ D
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
8 }5 O" s# m: k( Y& zPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
9 C7 z4 h% y2 q- J( NOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! J" s$ U/ q) d: m3 M! Q- U' M% s; gnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,( Y8 }# Y% O. }+ z5 Y) u
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ ]2 _2 ~: M) g
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ B& e) v* R& V; S$ C! y+ G
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
4 c8 ^: P r/ o9 S jMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
1 P7 l. f' \- H3 T7 U3 E7 S3 K; Uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.7 @! G, n, W6 [- x8 ]
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend/ _" Z: V. v/ H8 X" S3 h% G7 w
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
* M1 g. ~/ I7 Vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."# H4 L9 N, _( Y
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the+ f* @; K$ h, e6 n2 m1 m
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go; k4 N/ I( h$ n: d
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that- R5 c" R' S1 u
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 q. Z- Z$ A2 {' m# A: D6 h0 jcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 x! H3 s' I; u# H: k) X& G
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
: s4 d) q# k6 I) {0 z( Wstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."/ s- n3 F, |) m- T
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more; j% y6 @7 }# T( X! Q4 u+ \
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
1 A, i) Q" Q A% T6 m G, V2 kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
6 T& g5 x0 d7 E( u7 Bimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 L: D: ^# O } |& ^4 P9 K
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,+ z5 ^# g6 h2 ?6 f& O, @
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% A- o: N: o" N6 Qthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
1 o G# j- R" l. L7 ya great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but- v- S: s+ F/ l. H; F
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
" i9 _$ v7 E4 d: `% s, K4 z9 Qthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," |2 ?: o: d k& r3 ]
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."" _& M7 {$ D4 U2 M, n0 J' E4 q5 [
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
2 \" X* u# z& k/ t, r' lI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any, s; W8 o* G9 ^
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
2 u! G4 I9 o7 o) i) u1 f6 c& qclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,; i; J, R, Y+ `0 |: q3 c- v
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
7 X9 p6 h" \* {7 h5 z! k4 hBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# P- `5 |6 v7 z( t* p
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
) U. {+ w1 C) W0 f6 |! bCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
! k3 z5 U# ?) v& R/ J) L& [" wthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for E& m0 Z; T! o- S% d5 d: @2 e
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" h4 C; i0 V/ G/ A+ f- usay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
/ ?9 L' D) P7 g! m/ r! ^' W8 i# cthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that( I. R+ p( q" F T$ H' n
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
5 i" r$ P# I5 H1 b& b1 `9 Zcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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