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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 ~( a& V. P5 n4 hI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.& f( g8 o1 }2 P" ^/ G* G5 \
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
: h, {2 B2 Q+ Y, T% ?2 e. TWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.( P. W' \( Y6 C: _9 v. {0 H
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
- a0 [3 X: k3 p3 b5 ^2 O- b7 @that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same8 \* I/ T7 e: f P6 \1 n
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.9 q2 @: N, |1 z2 W a
There are some people that are not into all the words.
3 n( b8 a% D4 N* k" ^There are some that would have you not use certain words.8 z' f; o+ [% B7 Y1 P4 b
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7, m1 U$ j ~, d" |3 p
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) g$ v4 N) f% S5 X% o" U" a4 L399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
9 o2 X1 J W0 l- U# zto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,5 @3 h: t- ^4 b3 ~
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
8 m- d5 e: D0 b"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
& W# i" O4 f! M# oand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
3 I+ A9 d2 E, ?* B/ O; {6 ^( g"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" O' c, U' @5 s( `" w; b, B i
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,7 J! x- R9 `% E& y& e# _) U
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, x6 a0 A- o+ d) _& X' s6 a# R, E"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ \% D6 q7 X6 v9 B' S6 g- E/ h
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
& X, a+ d# b6 fsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
1 f, E" [& c: X' r$ s% vman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
8 t2 z! [9 u( O. g6 n# L* Csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist6 {8 D* E8 ?9 g6 }5 B# l! M2 I4 P
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
0 K7 y: t$ i3 w7 ]% Q R$ vPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
- B: K! x# J: C: w" j' eOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does( _) k5 h( @' o. o7 j/ }
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" `' q; h! |/ zbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
/ N! l* o2 T' s! v+ [completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
g3 a' _2 t& k X" ~2 e! ?some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and9 k' x9 X: b& o$ p2 `
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
& h3 a# L- f' H# j8 Gthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 j0 v+ V+ |# j9 _I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
. [9 ~5 `# \+ v9 F& e4 s+ O. R% A- Uwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at8 R x, m2 J) c4 x0 B6 D5 f0 u. y
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."/ M4 @) B. F1 d1 s }; n
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the3 ?0 j; J& e# Z0 O2 T% b
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go. M: W8 G; c# M, o
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that( I( z9 _- ~% Q
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were3 G8 `5 l' p* |9 w/ S& `
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I6 L F& C5 c0 |- y0 {' G% T* P+ O
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
; u. Q" x8 t |) e Lstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
! U1 S" s5 P: i6 \And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 \. `3 F3 Z' m
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
2 c7 f w6 n" J& K1 n4 Hit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very# @4 R; i9 K+ A
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 H. b3 p5 g! J7 j
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
$ K, `1 u4 L2 Z+ X# V6 {: H2 r"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# s7 P& H# W2 [( E7 ~/ ?$ i
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
( ~0 F$ z T% k, I) ea great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
; k3 E X2 m3 c& O. f& UI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
- a+ _- {3 _' g0 }the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
; n' j/ G. k0 JSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
$ _2 S7 _) g( D+ D. hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
, y7 R0 D& A2 D; p RI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any# u8 _+ t( O5 R+ C' T- S/ _) ?
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. ]8 k p, ~' q# t* f/ G9 ^
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
8 B4 B5 _3 N% w; v' |9 y8 {and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
+ B. k' T( f) ~! P# bBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
' n* s$ c- b3 J& |% r" @Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 F+ \" Q6 S3 N0 Y) X0 cCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, z" g. C; X S+ d# ]8 \the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for+ B6 {& B" ]! j5 \
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
: k B$ U2 d# G. q8 ?( vsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 m) K/ ^; [* M9 Jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that3 _1 _4 J* A7 I) s# o$ g" z' M' F# @
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
$ @3 P1 P2 n0 t5 l: E, Q! X, Qcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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