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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
8 Z; {$ P3 l- N% I$ xI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 D1 j0 W* u8 s' E, [, F& F
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- g3 V, {$ L1 y# K; q6 RWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid." u0 p! N+ x' q: d
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
! O# c/ S' `( n! D# q' |0 v: j0 t, |3 vthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
( ~( U2 R1 W. \0 b: z- I8 h: C) a1 uwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ f9 z) a8 {: D1 @- wThere are some people that are not into all the words.+ B H2 U$ W# A6 T3 A
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
( D1 {* v3 }8 ~# P3 jThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) {0 \3 w, y# ]8 {0 e' uof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.* q' ` s+ r/ ]! @& ~: L8 |% U
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
8 e3 q9 [. b7 Lto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
$ k2 I7 D7 }. W9 {Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?3 H p, E/ U3 [. v3 h
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
( o1 r% v, m% \+ X, yand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
0 ^$ ^* }" q4 t7 `"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 D" K+ q8 m( ?- U+ v O! y
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,. w1 Y' C F1 u) H* l2 A3 q
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.0 B3 i. F1 X7 {* B, I+ N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& h% V6 I% }1 f! H- }Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 s0 e8 n, J3 A. F c4 e, k! f
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,5 {# T' \9 z) O8 M& M# j
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
- M* r# l0 k" E8 g; xsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& F( N6 b0 y. _% L& ], ^6 j% s
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,7 h4 _( \. w+ g* @* V# x
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
( L @( J p- o# N `One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
# \0 U4 u ?1 F5 Gnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,! X7 f1 U: H# O, _7 V& C: H
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
1 t6 g6 e' D" p2 D# Gcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why% ~6 B. Q& [& q* g1 }' i
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and$ ^ U1 Q# i7 K6 K
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
9 W) B- }# G3 p( {% t; r+ sthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
3 f/ i s5 m, X0 q* PI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend+ a) ]$ w, _% N! o* ]1 e8 v) b
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at0 R1 g5 I0 Z& o# [! c1 ]
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."& r3 a& j/ K$ W/ _, W
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the- t, a0 F+ g2 W+ ^. Y0 N
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go' u3 ` w9 N/ j2 |& v( f
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
( P, f1 n- u" m3 y3 N i, CPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
3 W8 `( }+ ~& t- r# b. Gcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I! K% V; w, [8 S$ m* \
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such- y' ]7 p' p3 G% ^$ e
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 y4 ~* K3 D3 P" I
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: o# C J3 j$ @7 }7 Z* p: W8 X, Vaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think v" r: d0 j+ g) r ~, r
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very) M! N2 j9 J0 d
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% x- j$ {& f! b, Z. o
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,1 E5 Y3 o% Y" u) p
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love8 z' Y/ C, c3 m( t2 l- Q% U
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ N7 R7 A- }$ s' n5 P7 L$ d+ h, X
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* o- R& b/ y) k; t( P5 E
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
+ ?/ p2 I$ K* p: g4 G; pthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
: {. r9 w# e1 i4 ^4 t w8 fSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 H" }6 x+ J+ \! K( j+ kSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
+ l# J# F2 A7 T, X, I* ^- u# i; }I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any; u9 }: C1 j, E! F+ }( A s s& ?2 ~7 p
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even. @8 X2 {! a" `4 X7 `
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,3 s# f7 |7 a. w8 }* O/ Q- E
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- D1 f! z! R& w( Z0 X2 k* Y
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
8 Y. @& N5 ^' {9 `+ nRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock0 c0 S3 I0 U6 a8 _2 @/ u
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 R9 c! ^% K2 a; Y) L
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* q0 x: z: \. ]) ~* S0 _Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
3 |: |) H) b: }. ssay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding p* r; v! q( L+ X6 Z
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that" V1 G% V/ M, t8 U! X4 f3 e
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You6 V4 }6 O3 w9 H+ G
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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