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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.5 j: I: U/ W2 A* c0 Y, M6 R7 _
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
0 y2 n ?% S$ x Z/ Z# u+ g% |They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
" o2 C2 d4 `# Z( Z) {1 ~Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) s6 a5 q5 t0 p* a3 {8 Fthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for+ G) w+ z1 E# u& }0 e
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same. K4 }* ^/ o+ j4 \: k. D: ^
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ ]/ D f0 W4 s q
There are some people that are not into all the words.1 L8 a( e" N6 q n% ^
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
$ P- x. Q8 R/ {There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
* x; e- b* H$ V- l; R. U Bof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.9 C0 M2 G# M6 i6 G8 G" r
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous8 H- v( Y4 b% |7 M6 I
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
# m+ B$ R; P. h! u( iBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
6 o; u, ]& n1 h0 W* }+ o$ a9 X"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
) D% p2 a u/ [9 A4 O6 t1 ?and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
# X+ C1 i6 c8 F8 X8 @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 \$ s1 z* ^4 P" T8 F- s
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,6 i' J9 d5 C( V6 D! |* g6 J" S
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.! f4 u! Q5 v& F+ d) F, u. r' n" _5 |
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") Y* ^+ I! F1 F( g2 V$ D; h
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) W9 u% b8 d( v1 a
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," p1 B f& v# e6 q* |( K2 n8 |
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a1 n) c# w! N# v+ E. J1 M( K1 V
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
0 |$ n/ ]" t1 H+ E% A9 C" Usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,+ ~1 w" u# ^' K- R! v" D, l6 w+ a6 I7 B
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
# u$ K3 l6 y3 @( X3 a& QOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
( \$ ^4 y5 |/ _. a& Z4 d9 jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,$ V: D1 Z9 o, Z m
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
- s/ R( F5 X/ ycompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why2 j9 U8 s, }( J9 N2 w* y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and5 A/ g5 X) u( {' e+ K- ?
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
6 d2 T5 q% b9 M! Xthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
1 Z) C; {- V, J, i( m6 B8 G+ BI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend* z$ Z n& }8 \
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at" ~5 Z* O6 I0 J# j- T( B
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
+ ?/ z. H6 c; M) k6 r. g# ~" jIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( z, p: q( L$ z: W1 ~' L. Z
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go8 `' u0 H8 ?+ S8 | p. z2 S
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that) h- U- u) A2 j8 d& d7 m! r* _; r9 t
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, g2 G1 O4 c% x" ~, B6 z5 l" Ccertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
9 {8 w+ ^6 I' k! jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
1 `* ]" m2 n \4 k' X7 n \stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; c- s6 s' R& ^1 `. ?
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
( {* ]% l) y3 Gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think' x4 @7 {, ]! c$ U6 J
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
0 B: j! r/ |2 }* X/ n* ^imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to( O5 X6 r# _1 P
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
+ k- C! _" v9 c! l8 V0 C3 u"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love* J$ ]4 X7 |- L; e( a
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 N- t {0 @2 R( Ba great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 o9 g( n( Q9 T: i2 \/ e
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for3 M* N8 V* t( H
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,) f- Y, K& y ~5 j m
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."- w" T4 Z, @* P& F( Z
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.# V& h) ^( W- i; _: k; [, \
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% v, x) X: ^& P: o: N0 A( X% S* s9 Ecircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even8 I# j( ^$ w% z: l1 z6 w1 a% r0 B
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
- A! H7 u: }! }and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.3 ~0 Q4 L. V/ A" D' C1 N0 M+ {, M
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ b* ?+ V2 m. `% b# v$ ?6 o2 qRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock, @" u" ?" M; C$ t v
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
7 J( C% @" d9 n* H5 q( ythe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
3 c% y. L7 T9 N+ ?* lKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
! y }7 y1 P; l o. `$ rsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 o; ? _% K' F/ ~. t J) R- Ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' U+ u/ h3 w. q; y: W: s/ Ugoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 C$ ~3 Z& I- o! v+ Q0 J. qcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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