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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. F. g( l2 q8 r( j& X- I" Q
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
3 `$ X8 S1 [4 J2 ]; Q- bThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.) _) Q8 y2 y [& G+ y
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* h' J- [+ g q2 G( d
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for, D- W9 e" [+ _- P1 u" H" [
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 V2 [; _& t' U8 |2 N- \# [
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
! N' i* T7 y2 I* c' A2 t- k* ^, dThere are some people that are not into all the words.. {) s9 _4 [: w, F
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
' N/ \+ l5 X9 ]5 y c5 |1 ]; W D/ @There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
6 s. }( E8 R. a* |of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
( V3 z* J- a; Y5 \4 m1 Q399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
L, a9 d$ v5 ?* {to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
1 R* O" c3 r3 V J$ NBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?3 |% t, {2 Q) u" ?- H
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. C2 X) N$ @$ r! v3 L- C1 G z uand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
7 r- r8 D) b: T' y) a7 n' t"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"8 S- j# ?; i( U P* |2 H2 @& w8 U/ O
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
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"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' D5 S8 P1 E* p1 @0 j
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 \/ z2 h0 J) q1 S+ m; n
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,) R3 J2 m" y+ W3 V
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" K+ Y* Q ?5 R; p* T' K# Ssnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
' q8 Q. J1 c* R, C! n6 Tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, `) f# x) t$ S3 S
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just9 w* u [; ?& K# @2 u, p, J" b
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: {5 r% s, j) Z8 o/ n/ h5 h3 wnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,+ S; i) E/ r: [0 W/ ^$ g4 D6 I |
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
$ S' P; m+ x& @& K& N8 a- Qcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why* @9 \+ _- u$ a/ o3 E( K+ ^
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and. d" E; P ]; R+ ^ s; T
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
2 g) y! C. d% y1 P; W0 ?- ithere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
* x" Z, n# {4 k$ {' A8 i8 UI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 |; S" o! V' B6 X$ kwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
* u* |+ J0 e4 v4 Hyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
/ P6 {. y+ _# L5 ?; dIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the# g7 @# Z& @' ?* w2 h" f9 M
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go/ o" }9 K; Z7 U9 x. Y
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
" Y) c) c3 u' j1 Q4 W% ]) i/ SPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
% \2 j7 B! M+ ^9 q! f, q6 Tcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ Q8 E- b% o" V8 k- s5 d" ^+ jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such6 C# `, n; C' D# Q) `$ ?
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."0 t; g1 ^8 [ ]/ h
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more! v+ B. ~ _) A2 Q3 Q7 K
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
! W! A; Q/ a- M4 Tit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
/ f& m+ @+ L5 e$ x- d6 u* I$ ]0 Pimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
& h7 y- O( u& x# Khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# [8 }1 U9 R+ _8 _; Z1 x9 o, f! }
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
5 k* R' ^3 q5 ^& [$ {! ]6 [) M% Lthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ E& C# A" p" P; ?4 @3 u
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" `: \3 F8 H/ T! ^( y9 PI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 ?; O! O2 n- p; R4 H
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," @; r, s: s& k/ _" A& s( U
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
7 A+ y' r) ]9 ~- _3 I) `So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
% s. s' w, Y1 P8 \' SI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any; y% f! ? T% D, I: ~
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even Y1 r% K& r' b4 n1 [% ^( F0 j3 M3 R l
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
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But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 j+ l/ l% X9 E2 \# J* kRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 R6 `" c2 @4 U! ]4 r R. S8 fCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% P; e. F6 ]% U/ _the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for( H) K6 o" O. z: d8 O
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
) C: p- E( L2 A- ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding0 I! n. w _) b) w; F* l; G5 P+ }
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that5 m/ |$ l0 o" s
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You0 d# H& u: C+ J
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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