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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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$ L, K- @7 H5 d) J3 xI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.% o5 O, W7 }# ~% I* B
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important., n' o! I6 \- P
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 v; y3 ~4 ^- D* _" m) f8 eWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid./ e6 N. z, f' a; y: M% [% q/ f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for1 c; p& G6 y1 I0 @3 F8 F- S" f
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
: h5 z0 p' m2 iwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
4 j, d/ o* P6 F. a N, L9 ^There are some people that are not into all the words.
, g0 c q6 m+ E4 D# Y5 j& i, xThere are some that would have you not use certain words.$ S7 l# x1 ~+ s; e9 N4 ^
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 77 F/ f O% N0 \: X9 c
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
& O( B- @- {! {7 K399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous* b+ ^# T# I+ x& C0 \ E) f
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,. d2 m/ p; o- Q/ h- |1 i+ A
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' \$ T5 Q7 S v5 t! ]
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, k2 x6 L8 S0 P1 F/ `0 ^7 H. U9 t* R
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# y, |9 v8 t8 L& m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" ?# T6 h: p. G: s+ u
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,; ^( a) W. X! h6 f% i( P1 }) B& |+ w
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 y$ G# X S" J+ W0 Z- E: O- V+ P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ ]! h" [4 e5 I* n- mWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 w/ O8 M3 J+ u8 V8 |, S7 L! J" ^, q% m
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
# _2 D1 q6 z! S7 s& nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; F$ ~5 q' s# H7 o
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist8 t; z, |( z6 A# w$ T- m' K
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,1 |* S6 n5 ]7 i: Y% U3 `9 b6 Y5 O
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; c; F8 J# S) T) E8 p
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! k: L6 {9 W, {9 @not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. X+ [7 a& h' F4 B5 ^3 H/ r
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
0 C1 P$ T( P) G" n kcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. W, _/ ~$ t' n, ?% T: Ssome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and2 u) ]% K& G- u0 o& T: N7 C
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
9 u8 l2 e) V% ~3 z; `$ ythere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.4 R g( @ P4 K' Q) k# k
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
. t7 O k( C' ]" i; h6 }with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 {, Y* O+ j* J' `8 Y* A3 }1 g: |you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
, q) w* V# F: S: s) GIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
+ o. q: E. w/ zother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 H; k8 |' J( M4 e) X- R$ }
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that, z% V8 @, S( c& D4 Z* E% O
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were0 e8 D& [ d# y$ c" q1 M$ T
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I; t2 W6 z9 d* q; d( C C
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
* ?. S! O+ K( K/ f! lstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
* n/ {/ c3 f# J. E( fAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 B$ t3 r$ p. M( e
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think$ k( S _! q& k2 B% W. y# o
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 A* G, Q& M) I& \+ f3 Y* k1 Kimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to) W/ g' b; k/ P" s1 \& \+ z
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
) f G6 i% Q" P% z, ^7 M"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love! N- x: j" H8 \6 q5 D
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ ~& P/ s: n( s7 {# ?0 \1 l- _a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but7 f9 T" ~: x# K
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for2 [. F H6 [. J M! e
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
' R. ^4 I m% W; |Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
. @( L5 S5 V1 t8 Q4 f0 _So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( J! C9 P: \8 s1 RI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ P8 o, |) t! Y( a
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! h% n% s o3 A0 c
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( w2 N( j# h$ _+ a& N
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- R' w5 f8 s7 A& V' W* c
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words." A& w! ?8 g/ Z; S8 b/ \9 x: K
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 B# X4 }; P, G0 `2 A- \CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% ]$ K7 r" U, E/ |0 B0 u8 m, l Vthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, E% s$ {; R6 Z6 m. O I$ _Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
# G3 y+ U& o9 |say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
; e# P5 h9 a/ q% r7 `2 G& a3 Pthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that( X3 f# n! k) s. G
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
- F9 Y& o( a6 v+ Mcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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