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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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; b8 {2 H! h6 r& @9 i! ^I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.- P4 ?3 R) v+ m/ J
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.2 G* ^& V2 [% }. L' Y
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
e4 l& m8 ^3 Z) {: J1 FWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
! y7 x; \' a* A9 Wthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for# A8 k' ?% S2 q7 }2 u% O
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same4 \6 G9 M$ Q, [7 f6 \
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
& l% a j5 w; bThere are some people that are not into all the words.# R: n/ {( Z. c+ g
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
9 A3 k* d& W5 t" P1 }+ _; [' _There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7. e+ w6 e$ H- S) g o0 I% A
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.1 d4 u! y# [% A+ ^8 [
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, D, e8 W0 Y* h% S
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,0 z1 P/ _: w. q. w
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% [2 M) k. c8 p) H. ]+ X"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
- h& J3 x- e8 Tand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?6 C& B! q# e8 j! }& h/ o; U7 k. S
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 e" t% u0 y0 f8 S4 G
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ ~4 G. _2 V- j; i9 E
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ C# N. f9 p5 i2 r. P. c% H"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: m2 R) h) U( @8 }Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly- Y* G$ A7 P, @! f9 O2 w, j
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,3 V: @" A* |' T6 X5 W0 k& R
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a+ K8 U( t& k. i) F* R
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist: l' K' H2 R. @/ o
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
6 ^" t" F8 v* F* S, a. PPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just! g/ n" |$ x/ h+ T( p- W
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does4 L5 h8 ^4 l) ~! d+ z$ \
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
6 h" i0 L' \" ?; ]5 U; G c) l4 a cbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not9 D1 ^. T Z1 d) l8 L
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
& f9 k. |, X. x' a& p! tsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
6 D8 w& D0 Q3 l, ?7 r) RMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# T0 Q( p% @) ?& A7 g# X: C
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
, Y; r$ ~5 a5 a1 ^" Z" OI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
6 O: ~" ~, W$ r: I5 Z1 j0 zwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% j) i) Y7 b! u; K9 V+ T5 kyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."0 W9 I3 \/ l( d" ?: J8 `
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the6 H3 G$ u, @+ i2 ?4 F' h- G! o
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
) Q8 b6 E! X: r/ ~+ Ytogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that& [% C0 i9 ?6 [% ~0 r' o' K/ G3 P
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# ~1 \- d% U" L; C1 f
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
4 D8 x8 E- V- z( J+ \3 t5 [% Edon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
! J4 m: ]0 {+ d4 Q+ t3 _% ]1 vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."! f5 n. E# G- W3 I' M
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more" S1 _% f: ?1 H3 D( V" q
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
# P# m+ w9 f% }/ S% iit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very: }7 N' X. r; z4 V$ f. q1 w
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to( @" T# a0 u4 G# W
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,. S/ H3 \& _6 B2 [) C$ d
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
. y! K( J5 n2 `$ T# |than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
% V" i7 k7 k. z# q& S1 ~7 }a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but; `$ e- y ]6 X8 b
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for% m8 o( ~- q' s9 w6 a
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& r, s$ f5 W: V7 g
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."# i8 `* m }! X2 Y
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
- l9 l# u5 I$ x( j) QI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
8 E* N" n) G% L. z9 {circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 q# m8 U- e) R# u8 ?, @clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 a7 H7 ` X8 Cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.: Z/ _0 j& Y" D
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 S! Z* [5 G4 |3 IRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
2 _! ]: D* y$ g" `# F7 PCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in6 Z0 D! b1 ?" }
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for" @: R& ?% _" ?4 |* {: m9 T
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't5 @% u* S, F/ [0 L
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding: O6 D" `! K' B, i/ T2 X. k8 x/ g6 I
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
( t- x# g/ ]3 I1 b Ygoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You( [* x6 S! r4 c; l9 N5 Q
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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