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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
0 `) b& o; S5 b9 o3 [. fI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
0 E3 ^2 D. E6 N' V( c* y! A- T! hThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
* f; c, n x; ]( X `Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
, q1 e g5 t" F& I5 C! g4 fthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
- U1 F, B/ ?7 m( a) othat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 _# L. L6 a0 r" P" J+ x
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.! r/ S8 G; ~0 x. d. Y
There are some people that are not into all the words.
) t. ~7 V! H% `7 D" Y7 M. ~1 J+ [There are some that would have you not use certain words.4 ~0 w! v1 w- C" G/ ]) k) L/ }' T
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
. `4 ?: p# h: [$ |- o- N6 }- A# yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
# Z% \# \5 I; y- |, c S% a& E399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous8 S1 j: Q7 `4 H, g+ e6 F
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,/ ~8 c6 `8 E( O2 C2 ^
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( w# h% g0 a- J' o T"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
l" q# F) L8 a$ M$ _ M2 [and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?& R! e/ Y( L( M
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ @, r; m8 S; d3 ?
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,3 O2 G- j) e- y, Y- W1 r4 X* E
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." v }7 P/ U" g7 F
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": N/ v0 u$ ?0 [3 Z+ e
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly( c$ i$ M8 m) O" ]
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 B/ [# C$ E9 v
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
8 `/ @6 W# ]- R/ S3 z0 Lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, d; a# N1 N! x& ^, Ssnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
k9 Z- i; F( m5 l: oPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just- U6 U. t( l3 i' u0 ?! j! x! q5 ` ]
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
" d& ?% a t! @not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ [/ o1 ]+ f( u- g: u1 ^but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
( {4 A0 y3 r$ Z ~completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why8 K( ?- `; C K( ^
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
$ u: A) ^5 t+ C1 |$ i& X! P, o& L$ ]MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, l' G+ K; V- g( D1 o9 Uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ o$ N" R- b- u# g4 Z
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
8 C0 o1 `+ l( L: r. D& zwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
( n5 l' z6 Y4 Dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."$ N) I, @# U! l9 @4 A" O
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the# g- t7 @6 o" V" w" B
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
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Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 n3 S# `- P V
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I0 X$ z" @: X5 K0 G
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such5 [3 F) s% d( D B( i1 X
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." G( d/ o7 s/ D$ c4 K* |
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more' r5 x, b. k8 V0 ^2 Y
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think! i2 t% W7 w n5 p/ `' B
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
) @0 k" |+ H Q' m) L4 i3 w. [' ?imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to3 `" ]7 i- z# Q0 C" E% V& f4 R
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
0 h9 ^! K! ^3 g+ r"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
0 h* u: ` O& u. v# Nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is! r7 g) T8 h% o/ G% ]) H
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
/ H8 Q! M# o% F" T: q/ dI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
5 s; A1 T) M4 v, x+ ?the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,+ {3 }+ ], s2 F- y, r" ]
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
$ D0 q5 d& Z2 b: v+ z6 T: hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# V' P0 ~' x5 f/ i* g6 MI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any6 q& d7 V! X& Y
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
$ ^; U# V% u. x; D: D5 C' g' a2 Hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
. _% N* b* s( a% O3 S% E; [6 i; iand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
; {; `% d+ @: ]' h! q8 @! bBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
& @4 d: a& D- D0 W& {3 dRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock( u" f3 n% g5 k
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in# I6 j# _7 V- j0 J1 i; ]9 c
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for: C3 ]& a5 M- j
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
* y1 F3 Y$ M8 qsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
6 H/ {2 o$ O" j; r3 T8 fthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that1 y1 @, h" J# s3 b7 ?: t' M
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You$ Z2 u: J6 y) ^! }! |) \# X
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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