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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. A) S/ i# U* j- A& i
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.8 `) ^: _$ D; Z, q8 h/ d+ o! t
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% [9 D: {/ \* L; E ~4 L- F0 h0 ^
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* `4 Z& Z. e2 F$ R
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
5 o% j8 b0 k" u- n9 ]* N \2 Nthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
, e* b9 C" t2 N' E6 A+ fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
. K+ B0 w8 `9 \: Y+ qThere are some people that are not into all the words.- @. @9 l7 x5 C: k
There are some that would have you not use certain words.0 G1 [* |, E8 r! v
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
3 U F$ X1 O! u& gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.% x. d, F" x T9 H$ l- a
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous- e) X% E' D0 S/ y! ]3 z
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
" E0 F! G; X* {/ e, J% \! ?1 IBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
& ^# Z8 v! G; ~( P"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 Z" L0 B, ^3 e* l3 l7 Land words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?& W% S1 F) K9 O! L2 A
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- J3 U. j: G0 I8 _, s
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,) a8 T6 K- X/ t- }: L
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
% k$ y- e) v( H' S& l7 h"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% j* H& @3 b& w
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
3 V3 h& W! f' v" N2 G6 Qsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,; j0 W2 b* j- `2 K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
2 _* T1 C! T' Isnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
" E' E7 k2 ?) B3 N* usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, y0 c# ^! k% L* t1 n
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; g( d( j; Q8 ?$ f0 u( H# ~9 W) Q
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does. o6 j, [: e* Z. R& e$ e$ [
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 R$ k& W1 u& |% e2 n* F- y$ ~* Mbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
7 {9 I/ ^4 L5 N; ^6 Y7 Ocompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
; H c) d1 n2 D* J, asome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- a( k% W# ]: y; G) o7 C ~& l. t& iMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on" y/ T" w. K/ m2 {3 f( b9 g
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.- B1 @5 I: D6 H6 r9 w- p
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
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you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' g3 V' p% [7 J; o* X4 o$ @
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the1 @1 A) I( G4 l) H- G
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
# L* y5 m' M8 J% Q! X$ B2 J' ?together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that9 B/ s- D7 V, R
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were4 x( L! R& l3 |0 a. m8 U; U* Z. s
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I& p9 R" x1 f4 d; s' K: A! }8 s
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such2 o. H9 Q8 R; D( H- ~* j7 {
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
. {8 I- M0 i' l4 LAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
; d8 D/ ^. q+ Y8 [accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think# J5 s" C2 V% p5 `# P) D
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. \) i1 z1 c+ G5 L) B
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 a0 o- c2 X! D! L
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,1 o* i8 f# S4 o x2 j, |
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love0 y9 }/ Q: @* N$ X! r- E
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
9 t! q- ^# W. b F8 h l* {& a4 Q- ta great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but9 O l7 [2 C# h$ I
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) e% | q# X; x9 X$ t" y" P3 A# athe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 P9 u4 h" B, M) ~# u7 A/ Y
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."* x. ^+ K8 _8 ^5 d' N- p, F# D2 `
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.! w& [5 I$ E1 i6 x3 v3 A
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
# l- a; P: z+ ?1 q; r' _" Jcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even" V4 q! b/ y; m' w4 ?
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( f5 M9 i+ C9 k6 O+ u7 }* P0 k( j1 y
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
( e0 E& h4 J/ @4 bBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 y: ], a. I1 r7 \& h" x! J
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock% |/ I; u) a, g0 a8 u
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
) P K- v& [; A* s1 }the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
2 U; }! m3 X; ]' z# G% ?Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
w r0 a: O) X+ s- }/ o9 W; Psay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
" _2 R$ Q. W( cthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 r( W( e8 ~: `( n" h
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! a+ u! {1 F6 M& vcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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