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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 S) U& d; N* fI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
9 n; K6 s$ I1 A3 b( } II want to tell you something about words that I think is important.7 w- A q. Q; u' o/ v. o
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
$ q2 L# o, B6 n% [- J: v2 rWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
5 P9 }( M3 d: t( G, H/ \: z4 v2 Pthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for9 V' @# ]/ K( C. M4 g: z
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same# n3 R8 g# } S' J
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
4 ^5 m# {, D' [# K- QThere are some people that are not into all the words.% b$ S; c0 U2 n# m0 R- z
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
/ z! Q8 Z1 x H9 S& f7 `/ N, J/ DThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
" H# L3 A' b4 W2 J) xof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
0 A6 o9 Z; n3 F* ^: C& n& f$ a# y399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
5 i/ h) _# B" e* v+ Eto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( q3 I7 G; u7 {% h7 Z- a0 E
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# b, E- V* \% t. G# @* l+ V7 [+ _
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
: R) P3 k; S# a1 ] M# h3 Aand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?' Q# n( U6 k9 o/ _" B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 M* S2 T9 G3 f$ j3 c7 C) BThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,! V. o) q- [0 A' O
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.+ w6 \! s4 T' |- m) r
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! V7 S, r) w9 v- D6 TWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; J$ p9 W0 X* e4 o, ~0 N& ^
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,. K& Q% o0 `: s* ^9 H) M
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a) }. |( W' V% {4 J3 L- J
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist4 ?2 o& z/ ]8 [8 y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
$ X4 f# u) q- d8 `# V* @Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
8 I/ k9 G# Q" S2 @% cOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 [/ C6 m/ C0 \: J0 Knot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" v/ o: N; J8 h" X2 ~but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not/ G, t9 H$ U; Z' X$ k6 M! p- K
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why% Q/ v {- I% [- f: M! y- }
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# f! x- l2 s/ `/ v. S. P, \
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on2 b: P9 N+ ?& @3 u: i/ i
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
- N: q3 ^: e) n# v- LI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
5 G8 J( J' X0 l# h, uwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
7 K X5 C5 D8 S, r! L# Gyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
( N, p6 G; k% g" @It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
9 `. m2 e7 U; D& bother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go- a1 r' {2 j. H+ j3 w4 A5 V. W1 k
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
^* _$ A+ }9 kPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, E- ?) ?# h J5 b; u8 B, acertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% i! [+ x4 `2 N: }4 t( K
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
2 ~0 K! @0 Y( H; w( J3 Rstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 Z, c4 ~. c. wAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
) e; O% ~# _! waccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" K% l. `2 f( D, Git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very% b* x7 K: l- A7 I: n
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
! E0 D$ f5 o- C' I( ahurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,$ l8 ]$ r& f9 o+ H( D
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# c, J5 [0 x! P4 B' j: L
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ T6 r$ f* f% ?a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
3 q: ~1 C' T ~5 Y1 u) e0 c+ mI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
. F" U% r! M+ G4 v1 H- qthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
, ?2 U- ~# L/ W4 ESherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
$ G5 I. P( K$ m( vSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
+ T9 [2 Z. o6 b& j1 u9 x0 M9 ^I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 U' w ^2 I% ~: M7 Fcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! ~: u5 V4 \5 s
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,) W- [) D8 e# e
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
# {$ |" ` l" a$ c4 ^But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 U1 _! ?6 n2 Q+ O: r/ K5 o% ]
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock. [# m8 j1 f3 W K, T( [- D ]
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) Z8 s @4 C# T8 h. w# ~* [6 g
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# i7 c0 V' c0 H* n9 D4 k# R `
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't- v" p1 s: m. _; c- _- Q$ A
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
) u/ W# M: W. Z9 c$ Pthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that1 N- ^5 B0 j) [$ s
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
) p' i5 I- `8 ^2 o/ o" d+ Q* hcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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