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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.% N; e+ f+ s+ D3 B
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. _2 x0 L8 [2 @2 l4 R' Z' a
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.8 V" Q8 S& S% E# U: E# C
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.7 H: P) _( c+ @: D8 m
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.6 i3 C0 ?6 R J' I! o/ }" d
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. v: z* \& C0 ]. |
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same! o5 p2 u9 n5 j! r/ g
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
2 C2 M& c; x2 F6 mThere are some people that are not into all the words.
" ?) y+ ?; {0 C8 o0 e/ a4 u- t6 R" `8 LThere are some that would have you not use certain words.+ e. W# g+ f1 L
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7. l9 s. i3 K8 }; b
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
& W# {1 Z C8 _8 m8 z A% g399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous5 U5 P% p3 A- _- `! A* b- \4 m7 D
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,+ y# s" K# L4 T) g5 F/ L9 t$ h
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# ?# r5 M8 h( e* D( i, L
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,! C# s2 F6 z) J) [; i: F6 F0 Y
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?4 K2 F# m. C4 r: Z& g* S# y8 E
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
( y% k. a2 q2 W9 IThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,4 j1 ^% @$ m1 i9 J: Y+ ]
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
2 m7 C, c. L7 Z6 R# X$ S"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 V& s6 t5 n. `. n8 }( `7 A' rWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: [ C6 [6 b* b1 ~6 Z% y
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,* L2 p, ~9 J8 d8 ]. E. q, [
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# ^$ C% a. [+ D( K& [snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist/ k$ @9 H; c+ g; G
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
, R$ u& I% Y; W$ \. kPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
& A* s c& C* w, ~& U: SOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does/ c; ?+ q" V: V: b5 G( v
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,$ R: l* L$ m6 S# R2 \- q4 e
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* L! P& {& O- [* h9 {$ s
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 q2 h$ b# m A- \some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
. f4 }$ T, Y/ {# X. u: d4 jMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
# M. F5 ^/ @! T6 T/ vthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
5 U7 c: p' L7 h1 GI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ x8 t8 h- M8 N8 }1 M! N6 l5 O
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at0 T, Z& S% Z! a! E4 k+ R
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."8 T ^) H' \; r) W" M8 i
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. K, W1 R& Z) A5 n9 Q# ~" g
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go4 j7 o n, j. s: F9 ?3 y7 q
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
7 s6 \( ^. Z# ]% {Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were! q; ~. P0 X N$ Z5 {6 ]( n0 P% K
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
: F7 |3 x; j# ~$ J) g' Fdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such2 G+ R/ D- ^% }
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."8 C' j; O- z6 m8 ?, d# p
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
4 i5 l0 X4 H# C% O c2 Caccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think% P `: t) X N8 ]; E
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very9 c+ e) B; a' \
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
. _, D7 V" ], V/ p1 z3 bhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
" V. {7 x# W: G"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love( \9 w" g. ]% F% N% p- c9 ~
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
4 x4 f$ t6 N8 t; X: H `; [6 Ya great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but$ O( `. d! p' G0 ^8 |; X
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
* V* N7 ]; l D7 J- Nthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,; h9 M& P# G, p6 f; [
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."* z9 h+ w* i5 h# E5 |; B3 M
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." T% d3 e- {! r% f9 X( N0 z2 U5 |& W
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any, Y j7 N, ], W* U* g2 u9 }/ Y* D
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
2 e+ q: L9 P5 `6 i+ e" cclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,& {" n' k4 l; U& K1 i1 h5 e
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.6 f# E( U5 h/ K" E1 g
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 h, l& n/ k' E5 d. ?4 vRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock. Y2 i Z) u9 [% S
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
4 R5 f8 z8 \! Othe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for2 H' U; I# o1 q0 B
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't8 m- y/ t- c, A, ~; w% ^3 L" s* Z
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! [% m( N" Y. X$ {0 Pthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' E1 \* l& [$ c1 P+ Pgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You* O5 R& y9 ]! M) v
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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