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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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+ y% I% J: j9 l8 q2 u5 s" r; @I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
3 G9 K4 _6 }' B$ ^7 ]I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.& N) V) x! y. c, [; P9 a2 n; \6 g
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.6 m( q; M7 m; W0 u. N& v
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
, b( k( U8 j' O: j0 mthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
8 G; A( m. _. X5 l9 Qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 K& H0 q5 ]: Q+ m2 D$ d
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.3 g; R; `0 l' x1 a% O. [& B I
There are some people that are not into all the words.2 z$ S9 K7 i/ W' D$ V" B1 M5 o
There are some that would have you not use certain words.: x0 [ v4 ^8 ^3 I4 K
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7" p; ^/ ]( g! M0 s" g' K8 J5 \. N0 J$ W
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.( f- G; M8 w' M
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
2 \0 R& m) D+ a# i: Q% J8 |, q, vto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,2 T" `) s2 w9 k/ F/ Q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
6 m9 [% P* `: K* |"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 D: R" ?- n4 sand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
0 }6 l* f2 q8 `( B"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- N E& k" e. e( WThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* a, @ ]* s8 e: m" ?
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
) V+ `: I4 e- r"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
P! B0 A& a1 |0 |9 fWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
9 H8 ]- e& Y. V8 T) Z. y3 |sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
$ V% k& `& w D! R0 H/ Eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
1 C9 _4 ~8 R4 J3 Xsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist9 ~% A% ?& v/ M$ y. L/ F% [4 w
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,: F& [% k$ X" ~7 \3 _7 c
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
7 I6 H, `) a9 L0 U |" ]& MOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
8 H5 {! h3 c& @8 ~) `5 gnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 x% O4 R! Q; {" i+ S- \* Y
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not/ A7 N* Y4 l: G- D" ~+ x1 n
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why+ n# w! `* F0 {5 a+ Z
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
/ y. @/ i' g, ~' z) O0 |- @MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
; G7 [" G, H2 s) K6 r. I' nthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
( c, f7 a+ T) ? q, w) E& kI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ e' L' X# G- j. i" C
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% O, G; b( G4 K* Zyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."4 c4 z' [1 V# G$ @ _" r
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the6 g' Q) O9 O1 O3 g9 g: C
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
2 q, P2 r4 @" ]( {& _# ?5 wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that; N' u) B3 u5 y* t3 f1 e
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
: z& |" o/ ]: ?4 T; \certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I* n2 I4 C9 q9 s) ]- a
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
6 p+ a* R; O5 [: wstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
" G* c& z* t \' h/ z" M, n: wAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more, F0 ~$ B2 q" K8 b3 X
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
# X8 { }+ N1 @; H) Vit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ D4 v4 V5 F: a9 Z3 ?( P% p
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
4 W0 V" q7 P' Q* ^) j- }hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,' v) F7 b) }& v" B1 s: \
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
6 ?# i% I) f7 x$ w, _- uthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) m6 ~5 I; p6 y( \
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! R8 r+ X4 j0 `+ s5 cI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
3 `0 G6 S4 p6 fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
; V1 z2 R) x2 YSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."6 r' P+ n0 V" p6 T8 }( o( L
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' l( q" C! b. |- xI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any% N+ ]; |/ e( o- {! \/ @7 C
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even5 J" N* N6 x$ s+ Y9 p
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,- E9 S0 O0 L, G: ?
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
$ n. _/ ~/ G7 K) WBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
, d# R3 V% R$ o' R }" \! ORemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" Y) W% k) i( U" mCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
- ?* @1 I% s' l7 cthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for8 e1 W' p4 P9 Y
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't. H8 E |: y% k# g$ [: ~
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding! w4 _7 Y; U3 o
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that! q( T% W8 O, v
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 {1 g4 G/ ~9 V# ]) xcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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