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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it./ q& p, g* E* P8 R
. W3 z. q" h; ?8 nI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
* S3 \6 D C8 q* k1 _3 I3 fI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.! C( p; m7 U8 F8 v
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
, b- F( ], ~1 @6 WWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% B7 P* R$ E! H- M5 ?; Jthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
# s' z4 P3 a8 h; E" Athat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 G5 n/ B- n1 l. F1 ?1 M$ W# ~
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ n. L+ R' H$ \
There are some people that are not into all the words.
! E2 o. U6 p& N2 I+ a- OThere are some that would have you not use certain words., y# `0 c1 n2 f0 Z9 p5 ?% @
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
& c2 _5 d& V' \# b% `0 B" o& d) B% Cof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.# B# i% O- {9 O0 ]
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
6 y9 t; J" g# {8 c) hto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
7 y3 m- a3 S' ~7 o8 v* l nBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?+ y8 |: o3 L( o. @. C! F
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
: z& B) _. T" V8 U: f g' cand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?9 A" U, q1 b. {- m: X& X
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 G- V3 `1 }$ u, J6 r9 i! wThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
/ z( O" j k# y) E7 h6 Scurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
# b0 V% [5 G7 t6 ]$ Q e/ W7 ~3 d"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
[$ d) i9 k; m! f) U5 d( Z" v9 GWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly' H# m/ `' l/ c* z: f' h4 q5 j
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ l+ b+ H8 E/ Q/ K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
0 {! c/ Z& B9 Y+ l5 o; [) c6 C5 u0 xsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist) e7 H3 @6 e6 `4 _" e' B) c8 I
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( m" v' r. C7 [* _( MPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
7 q1 N8 V0 c' k( E n$ uOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
4 }2 ]& V% a1 l9 B2 Q6 ~% L8 _1 Snot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& n( ?- @" X- d8 Q- `# e* ~0 xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
+ W: _- L/ I4 |7 a! _* Mcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 o5 u) E8 X- F/ J+ ysome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and& v. S' I5 _4 j6 c, Y
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
1 f6 l' {, u' p+ [0 Hthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.! @5 h X$ a6 A7 U: A
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
2 ^: n: g( Z& bwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
( C3 V# c; d; L/ |7 U+ zyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
2 O8 @3 m3 s0 t( m7 FIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
: C( m5 T9 k, A4 {+ d# w lother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
- ^6 g" a- n; s* g4 xtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
4 C- d' Z! Z) \ j; q( W7 LPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 {; { q, |4 g
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I/ A& Y" X9 `1 j4 t
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' @. l; I, q4 d& `+ Fstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
8 e; Z( @) T5 A# V* j6 VAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
+ s3 n# B! E- L! Z6 [accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think' y1 k8 j. v" w- z' {6 `, a
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
6 }- I/ @' D2 Y! Q- L# y$ `, Rimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to7 ?+ }% R% i+ _7 t9 ]& Q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,9 s. P9 }7 C, J2 f
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
4 Y/ z, V/ `- ?than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
9 o& r5 y0 T8 Wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but) d& }+ X- ]% [0 L! @/ C
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
8 l; B" b. | F1 T8 Ithe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,! C! D" K7 m2 d6 A% A
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."7 `* l6 e" G0 F8 T: U5 @9 f
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.+ T# E% x1 I6 @8 u& q& Z. E7 m$ D
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! v4 g1 a8 v/ V- Scircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
$ C. c; o* O5 U" o* X$ gclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,; \; u% h& J8 R: z. B! _) Y6 J
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.( S: ^5 ^1 M# o% P& \: s
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.% c' l" B8 }/ P# A
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
2 Q$ _0 J; K( E4 X. M8 V6 GCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 |5 m$ Y! I+ C9 Y" ] X4 S$ nthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
# l- n1 ?4 V( X( b' uKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 F- e& Y% x# g8 i8 \' M: t
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. f$ [' {! M# }2 _$ ythem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 r; Y3 w7 g, E
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 M0 r8 |- r. }5 c# Bcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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