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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.$ p4 t- |7 @ y/ Q3 W
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.$ t% q9 Z8 f8 o, [; C& H: j
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
& q7 g/ f8 ]2 k: }* w! J- d; w. yWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.! }' _$ X' S4 k; Q" X+ m0 a5 j
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for3 P9 X; n" _% ]3 \3 r5 U
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
( O* f7 c( [7 D- y' V% [" J! P4 nwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. @) r7 [& r, y
There are some people that are not into all the words.
" g4 }* }9 [6 J9 XThere are some that would have you not use certain words.. M8 V( }5 x; q2 f) B
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 77 R! ?- \# e6 l9 X$ a# G
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 ?. |$ v% e( h; W. A. P# }; a399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% @, u1 P! Q, v9 Z/ {4 a; _" Qto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
9 F. F- Q( Y$ O' MBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) e! H8 R3 }- C# Y8 g/ L
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
; Z8 Q+ m, e9 ] {and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
" y8 ^+ c# `& c4 @7 @/ _"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 k6 G6 Z( [. J" r m: V2 jThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
! x% t) {( \; U( }curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.6 Y1 K9 ^! Q5 Q4 Z
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", C7 r. [% n7 e% P
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) X) \ o. b8 s8 O
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
; e) ` D9 ~: {" C! |man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 S, N4 k- w$ U1 C* p
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist& N: _$ S# c" v3 c
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,2 r5 ]0 _( g; B- T7 I# @! i
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just0 v) O8 t: z7 R+ s! v& J
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
+ q+ s0 h) S6 W, B' _7 Pnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
- `' H. Q1 L/ u% F( w! u6 Hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
+ M- Y8 S& Y$ ~3 G5 w, Ccompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why7 C$ z' g5 q4 o& i
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and c# s/ R* M& w4 z
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, l5 g6 f4 { A4 ^& f3 [" L" _7 Xthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
- b0 @, K/ s5 G% u! {* o& W3 GI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend7 J6 O3 b& L0 i0 K
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at6 |( _' I$ p0 D% e9 u0 _* Q- q3 B
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
" B; b% M8 q+ eIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
4 X% [8 A- }$ c% t1 zother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
. }' D1 p2 y9 l" L& Vtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
( D) n8 I1 `# i; `; i1 mPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 c; b9 f& h' T8 o+ r/ }3 A9 ^5 P
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& f1 b) T7 v( Y: Ldon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
! b5 H P9 H$ d) v" p: Tstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."8 j* s% t2 }" E! T: L: |; f
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
1 y3 u* ?& l" l' K; T' ^ z' haccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, E5 f: g* Q* H, }* Zit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
2 J! e0 @% I) s7 I% c- [imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to$ }0 O, u$ [: x
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
3 P3 a0 P" k) u) d2 W+ J"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
! W' X9 e& h" k* v0 ^" T$ Jthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is& c1 T+ J! f- N1 t0 p
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 t5 D8 i8 n( _I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
6 l* f+ y) a( B I8 B* o8 Fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,$ F# P [( S* a
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
$ Y& i& F( U8 ?7 ]So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.) ~6 ~1 J- M+ Z8 _
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 \; D' J0 f! T7 \/ I, q5 [circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even5 e) ^. T- z' g+ u* r
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,' b' ^8 i+ K0 V: l
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.+ Y! p$ P: D! N
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.: s$ B! f; {' n" F
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 P9 n) ` s O1 }3 H# `
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
3 ]7 m+ i) _( ^+ Z' f& Z' Mthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, W, T4 P' V, k& R: _0 J; b7 sKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
( p, J3 [, q; j2 A4 g) H& }say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
8 u! a+ x3 F2 O5 \/ Vthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that3 n2 T7 S% o+ K5 F" M8 Y
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You& k( H0 j) }. V- u9 o
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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