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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 R( ?9 ?* b7 X, ]6 o2 T: G
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.7 f) T* n" v, [ T% D, M, z" r
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important., f. \& t. w- T8 ]$ T1 r8 N& T0 \
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
1 E# R) n" i3 Z. ^6 i) s2 ]Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
, p4 H f4 b7 o8 Ethen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
" H4 i! X" o( b) s4 ]# w- ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
# b2 l' M" C( uwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
$ u1 R$ A: t# T0 C1 n9 ^There are some people that are not into all the words.. C+ [1 P# O( D% G& q# k F W
There are some that would have you not use certain words.( Q/ {( o3 |; E# s. |6 p
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 72 c) I3 G% [# Q8 n0 w
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.) Q- @. r. Z/ ]
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 E6 P1 j8 _7 V/ W( i8 J
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,$ Q. Y" j& A5 a& h" E
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: ?+ S. v, Q& f0 e i0 b* X5 U, h c
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
' s& y( p2 _! Y7 band words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?, A( h! C7 m" }1 R0 K% z. j- s* _
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", W) o0 O2 q0 }2 b, S( W
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- p5 m3 F! u, S- s
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
$ V* a0 P. m7 U0 N"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
3 B9 ^, j z9 O$ N/ ~# DWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly" t* M6 e; R" ~6 C( ~ N
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,( P5 n) O1 Y7 o v9 I: t
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a3 x$ P( b. l# p3 i' h
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" ^9 h5 I& r4 e8 c
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,0 ^6 X5 s; J+ T7 h1 J6 e
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
' P5 i. [- E9 Z8 B! q1 `One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does) r: w# n3 n5 v9 @/ W, X% K+ E
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
/ m! [0 W( w) Obut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ Z l {, u. L A- D6 j
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( \9 O, {* Y4 ~6 G1 I4 P9 Wsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and4 w( `- S9 B/ t% W3 L n* E
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on) [ [- s: r: V7 Z2 |
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
+ ~0 B4 O6 j5 S) ?# K4 T6 [I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend# U1 s1 o: ~) o+ I
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at3 I0 N# |4 z3 A8 n9 ~+ A, z
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."2 Z( ]4 }& \. d2 _
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
0 l- v8 @9 t/ l: n8 z& Rother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: F. F, l& ?* \1 c
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that9 Y* m! f: s' E4 z$ M# T/ `1 s* m$ v
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were& A0 G% l* E$ u9 A) M
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 U& n$ E" m3 |
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such9 h9 _# b% k+ c4 y4 ?" p
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."3 {+ ~- w$ Q T2 u( y
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
* L/ S' m4 n5 xaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think8 U* t( A, j, p% b- k* Q! v
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very! P, y) t( g, X9 [7 X
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
, ?' B; q" b8 F& k* |hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
3 ^) e, F/ h* x$ A( J+ R"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love. P; ~; ]0 `9 W2 j
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is! L' x6 ^' N( M# F. v9 H$ d1 ?
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but2 |% `# h0 l/ e
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for4 E* Q# B0 F4 _' i9 _
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
( K# J" O7 G5 wSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."$ t$ S9 F! V a
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
6 [0 v3 G- M8 z. p n0 P# {7 _I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any# }4 W4 e. L, B8 ~
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
" {9 \( K* k; D* Cclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
4 L* v* G9 \$ J0 D- J( Uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
* D3 }1 a7 g& p1 l, dBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
; F( m' a1 g, O. y7 {- K. `5 l" BRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
) B9 w/ r1 a& d& p) \CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) [* @# m: }' C7 O. `2 L
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
. N! f6 x4 g3 O6 S; cKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" d2 H) U$ l/ j2 k/ T# vsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding4 |9 Q# V+ ~0 [# p) U$ _
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
- d& S9 I, Z8 ^& u- b0 T& mgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
+ N$ h2 a2 W) J b; \* ]% |% Bcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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