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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.5 o! ^2 ~) A. {# F# }9 ?
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words./ ?8 L9 l) v* N: u: I
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" c1 N6 B! D1 `! o9 t' j( d; c+ bThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 J: l4 o% m9 `9 ]Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ e% ?( T- E3 w
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
/ H6 E, d- |( `8 y0 w, i( tthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 }, p- @* T( V7 D @3 X
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., @/ F9 A- [1 X- e: X: r- T2 U7 G
There are some people that are not into all the words.
" `$ K r, `7 F+ h# y' S8 ~% N, qThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
! G* r: _; W) m U" Z S$ o) hThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- V& Z5 {5 L. d4 Z y! xof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 @- L# A$ `3 e/ N) T- _399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
1 \7 c D, A& z, Z( _5 n# e2 Ito be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( s* M, z( E+ `* ^
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( W9 D% y( K/ ]/ v; T"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ ]/ [1 J( o# v. O3 s' E& ~and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?4 {* v" y- m- K, X3 q3 U( } p$ t
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! A4 t; |8 S, B# o. a+ yThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,7 L, g9 B) r$ H* S5 Q) ^
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.% ^0 @8 Q; ?" a0 O( A5 ? `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ L! o" O9 ~7 hWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
4 v& x) ?' B" ]sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
4 ]" l8 V2 ?1 A- O' U0 V. yman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a1 W0 n, d3 {: B; k4 Y5 M: H
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist# F' g V2 p5 z0 T
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
2 J* s5 b2 H) I% g8 jPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 \2 r: c% q1 h' YOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does4 W3 C- d+ u% c$ w7 K# y* d6 t7 l
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. s5 a% g5 n! {, p$ G D5 x
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not9 N' o V: s+ g6 t! I: L5 Q# H
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, s& Y! Q. n8 psome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, j' M& W: g+ N* H: b8 v; x! jMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on: L( T8 z$ z% t. g) u P' }
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
# p6 Q( `; b# [I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend7 g" |* g" A0 b; `$ @6 R8 z
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at/ b0 u {% Z. {! }
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."1 m) j' p+ Q, a# d5 M' U
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
E, x: j5 R5 l& r" s6 ]" l9 zother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go. M5 t$ @- m* T1 G' J
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; N! l$ `, H& O w1 S; rPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
& P! J/ d | }- ucertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 ?& R8 T# b# j9 O; d$ ]6 A
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such1 p) T1 \4 }6 i
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 `" a- e; v( y5 e* V: o7 ]4 P
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 O5 j& y7 L% H. ], S, }
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think+ ?, {# i, b% {6 ^1 w" H; O: m* G% A
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
+ o2 U( @$ k5 R, N8 W# Simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
7 n- z& L6 p8 M& ? o* [& N& J8 z8 Dhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
/ ]# \1 l, C$ i K8 @% I! Q"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ J0 E" s' C# i9 }than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) b9 s6 M% Z3 p* P3 B& S& T
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
. H: [0 A7 B* F7 N9 N: y" d0 VI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for/ p$ N9 k! x8 b3 _5 L. ^3 ]4 c
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
" q) ?" A0 G0 C' U5 o/ Z8 {Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( X% ^& t( B! O3 c1 M% dSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
, x. w6 O3 ~1 C+ E2 KI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
3 f( U" b( |) T- l3 wcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
8 q; U0 ?& a, k/ Nclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 M! X! ]) j: w0 j" L& h
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 N& G* V9 R$ ~' fBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 b; h; P9 J c- R
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
5 a) E- _1 t1 q7 n$ Z% {$ i* f; ICROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
* E3 f" \- }( `) mthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
7 `+ U5 P( w; _. T, |/ z5 wKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't$ B G3 Y9 h1 \. G* v9 \# A% g! s
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
4 L5 N! j! L4 T9 X4 q5 Xthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that! M8 r0 x+ W. |( f2 `
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
8 _) H: f: |8 v( |; }can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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