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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 e* g0 B2 ~( M7 e: x
# X( _( l5 W% L- XI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.. u: h! v4 ]) j, u/ g
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.' @0 R, s# ^) x' e
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
) @/ a; u5 \9 E# g' A4 H9 iWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& a% ~" N5 G& E7 W" y
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for$ V" Z2 c7 f: j5 L, m
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% Z K0 O0 E. ]1 V% xwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.* k3 [; T& S( p( t8 [; e3 Y; f7 L
There are some people that are not into all the words.
5 ?/ d/ C) S$ [: oThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
+ G& U* ]: |2 ]There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 77 R" A f, @& T' | \5 F0 t
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 L5 ]; m' M3 R: T; B
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
" ?1 i# @: {% |, B+ @8 Yto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; y& c/ I4 x' ^3 w2 I
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 g( G' J& Q1 M/ H/ ~"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& n X1 }) g7 V1 D2 Y+ l) a% Y
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
! Y2 i- a# [, I \1 G& n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 J! j! ~+ C4 e! ?$ lThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ Y, h! W+ d( {2 D9 D; w. U: Z: Ycurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
) O4 Z0 V# Z1 R1 R"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, o& T+ Q& T2 e; W5 IWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
$ A8 {" D9 g! r% o$ Y: q% Zsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
' P" F+ [' P. Y$ `; o, rman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
* ~ x: F% D5 e5 {$ Csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 U9 Z: I) A) z% osnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,# F2 H! q& v/ K. x
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
. t- |# Y8 C8 \& S5 \7 HOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
5 B7 `/ Z* G2 l2 G: c) S! Knot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 X. a5 k1 \( g pbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 v9 `, @3 [% {; qcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. A% M" K( B! s+ K9 b3 h3 ~some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
" i3 L" B" ^) K nMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on% s5 Y' I( p* A4 k% f- Y
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling., ]" ] k9 I U% d: M# B3 f
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
4 j- {2 }3 i6 Q9 A6 Lwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
0 U8 G% B- e& dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
9 }9 A0 e* c% K+ k. i3 l: ]0 W+ g) A; ^It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the, B( F' g4 {$ l8 P+ T
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go9 \# ~' [+ t) U5 T3 J( z# g
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that& b! k9 G( E: Y. C- {4 F
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
/ p ]& z& B1 b; ]) wcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
% u% ?! `" \. J' o' T9 u4 Sdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
" ?- [/ }3 D* @" ]: Bstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 N {) [1 b/ S' ~4 eAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
( R. S' J' [( x0 Yaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think, Q, O7 ~9 _+ _$ e
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very) [$ V2 e2 S! D; `/ c2 P, s; }1 y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
# F$ \/ C) f( ?" [& Rhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 a3 ~7 }% E* ~) h
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love- f$ P$ |& U8 m* o# P+ h% f5 l
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
* T2 ~7 w6 |* e, R! ua great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but5 a6 l) r) ]6 j7 [( c6 H$ O) u
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) h% F2 [1 _, V6 tthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
, i2 s: Y+ ]# U C; j' LSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."! T2 E$ w# k# {7 \# `2 g' ^2 i
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
: v1 L7 s, \' ^9 |7 N5 MI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
. Q1 R1 F) R. \% |) w. Ycircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
7 p9 D2 O1 T( O2 pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( h5 c' C- K; M/ Cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.9 L$ P, @* y) {
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.* x3 ]0 W6 |0 `8 I, U9 ?* m
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock: u0 z) J+ F; b; W5 m6 {, y+ V
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in6 e) l2 f1 x% x( O6 W+ Q* I; Y/ t2 ~
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
4 _3 V, ~1 c/ |/ x/ DKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
! m4 m! T+ u3 X- u1 j9 @) ~# qsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding+ @# z4 k8 e D0 O) d8 I
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' {8 B( a1 Z( V; d+ m) K% o; Lgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 n" i2 k" j8 @: \" N- N0 b
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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