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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 C. O9 k' ?& F0 HI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
$ M* L! o( p& Q0 }I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 V5 O0 x+ Z2 U) X; V4 y. TThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion." f1 q3 A" V& X% _! F, q- J# D
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.1 e) S" i4 p* u
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
2 @4 h+ K4 H% O! S. ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same+ y* v* T3 M2 D
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ ?# M3 f. v% Y9 ~4 R7 Q8 c
There are some people that are not into all the words.
6 a! L' h$ k7 B& h& iThere are some that would have you not use certain words." m0 Y6 [- f. t1 L
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7; s9 l8 O( X% V% Q; K& q; x' c
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.3 L7 d7 V0 g0 |1 e7 g b
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous$ u* @% d5 _" R& _0 E8 {6 ^
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,/ L# E2 p: b2 {' [5 H
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: f7 t- `0 n/ i- e, x
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 e1 y$ ^& s1 k. \; J
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
* ?# d1 |3 K. r4 }8 q"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 m6 l j: U) h; D2 p
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ b/ [# _# o8 f/ C
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.* z$ g. ^0 x w# L: Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
4 R( x" m9 W: y% A) b6 N# nWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
4 d4 p- Z1 {* _! ~* W9 `3 |- M( ?sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
2 {9 g% M2 ?$ ]' Lman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
7 B( j8 K5 t0 x! _+ d4 xsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
% \, e# I9 O7 }6 o; Zsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
7 Z' ^: z5 v% ^# CPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 b2 A$ G- t% C& hOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
2 a2 [ z$ T4 j8 _! ^not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, t6 C7 g, I: j) d
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not7 o* z$ {# ^: ?
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why+ R2 l0 K* M$ |) F0 z5 c. ]
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 {) a' }( M% f" Q. Z8 z8 _# JMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on& o* n8 [" m( f/ P
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 V" X& [( F3 g9 P: ?
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend7 r; d/ b( E4 n6 y" w6 x4 A( S
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at% Y( K/ {& Z8 i
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."5 N+ E. a2 U, P0 F
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 ^( D n$ k- E0 q" K+ S* T9 _
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& [/ m2 E7 b, F7 o" u& ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
7 f3 C/ o1 `1 a% }. JPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were, b+ n3 @7 B7 K7 ~$ H
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
7 g' ^: ?- q+ |4 X5 v6 A wdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ }/ d& J. N; n; a; j h1 D
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
+ C1 N5 Q a1 I1 N9 s9 [, G# oAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: ?9 O' y+ n3 S! Oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think' Q" o; T; m; ?! A
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
4 `) o) h- h3 L8 e+ Qimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to; q: b; {2 k9 F) G8 F7 @
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,3 t! ]: }$ }3 a/ ~) v% e; A
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
, I" @9 _7 {2 ^; u( rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
- i/ D2 \+ U. x/ za great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but; x, h, X$ ^0 @2 S+ m4 |& `
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for4 W3 G( _9 u( }1 l4 }
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,; F5 G+ ]% p6 l9 K* p
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
+ I+ O2 Y. a0 ?! oSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.7 U5 ^# W4 Y+ m# j9 {5 L5 b
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any/ g0 p) v1 L \0 V9 O9 a/ L
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
- Q7 R8 R: {. Y7 B- R3 R3 N8 |clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,! J1 v1 a$ |, D2 W6 P
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.6 T! y) R, k# Z
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.) G& L8 N- N+ D3 C9 |2 h2 i
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 f4 H9 Q6 {' E; `1 V+ BCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
5 u% o9 a) g1 j4 B' P0 E2 Bthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for" r2 h e+ H% p- j, N
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
- Y* f# v' _7 ]0 csay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding1 R9 q1 _: v8 o( a
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
* g6 j( j) v; e( I1 a {goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
. B% Y$ S7 [7 u. q5 H j9 ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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