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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.7 M% L- O- q2 C: \4 n
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
7 _1 _& X' b: _+ N \9 s1 LI want to tell you something about words that I think is important./ {" [! R) U3 M% z9 b2 l, H
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.# q* T0 T% I* z" d9 N9 ` n
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
k- M3 k1 S+ h4 D9 Mthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for8 @$ e- O) r9 c& O h4 U* `
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same/ w/ x: Q/ p3 s1 k9 w
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
. h/ o7 d2 R# N f( @There are some people that are not into all the words.
" Y: y4 R0 E9 BThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
! j4 Q6 e4 w/ C9 E, }7 Q( t$ UThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 q5 N& Q! \( Q# l: f+ eof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
0 t1 j5 ^: i6 q2 g( [399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous; Y, L4 [6 A& U6 k. L' T7 d4 h
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
% [" M; q* _$ ]% l( Y6 NBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
r& }5 L2 Y3 ^2 b8 ~% F"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, g0 O( @+ M; n4 t! W" d
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?/ t+ r9 }+ _0 x0 |: v' F
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 M! L, O' W0 ?8 }: q2 h+ RThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
, \+ g. X: E- N5 A; fcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.% c5 f4 u+ i! l+ A" `) h+ l L
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, d0 b6 B A. L9 _0 nWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* R- F) T1 D7 Q) n& l" ]8 k7 ~1 msounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
7 i# y% O$ E' o0 Rman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a) a; }# G! B$ A3 [0 j. z. p' w8 D
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist4 ~8 U" y$ w Q8 f1 H
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,! \/ n. ]) W* A3 ]
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 B) e1 |# Z# a$ l" P; t% Y" dOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does* n. e) x: w( O/ h
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& u; x! r; s" S0 T3 ^but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
% x- W/ W/ t. `. s! ecompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! \( ~- D$ s. m& F0 X' D; wsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% [' V& q l/ @' w5 W, h; ~; q
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on7 w% ?0 a# T7 O2 z8 B4 q: g& X
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ w" s- [' g r' n8 ^
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend3 Z; {0 p9 q4 Y' {/ }
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at: h7 I. }3 \! F9 `$ }! w: }
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
2 s6 _/ @' L2 S% zIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the* L: K: P8 ^0 h) Q
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
4 s* U1 n0 N( \9 Ptogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
. S) K4 o) z0 s# B X! y( G( mPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
. Q R/ A* ^/ I* A' \4 O0 Ecertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I5 H" A+ Q" x4 I8 N/ j7 c+ S
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 q- P6 o( @: K& b: {- B; m! M# kstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
, J" Z3 j3 \, X- O# xAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: N7 s, I9 T4 N) @accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
$ X0 H% l% L8 e# E2 X9 w" Git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
( P1 p# c, N# `# j1 d8 Himprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& m! M! b! w3 D' f
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,. b: u& K8 [ `
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love5 p, V! G1 G( w" Z; |
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
5 ?8 L' P4 o1 o* f7 d' w+ sa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
9 S7 L( f2 r4 N( ~, y' DI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
$ ]% @+ k* e, W: W- j$ x [the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
R) V f: N! ^ V! gSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."' L; D; p8 u' T9 u @* i. f6 S+ l
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.- {4 C3 r/ {% y6 w" B# G
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
( U+ I0 n4 J% p3 a! j( l* [5 h2 hcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even: S. K0 B% Y) x4 A, H
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,* L8 ?4 o# V8 [
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
3 _% |# ^) k; L3 H/ H& z# YBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.7 `9 E$ m M3 k
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" X# q2 C8 C: F4 U4 r6 f8 sCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in0 [! f4 o- n2 N. I9 t0 m. A. Y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
; z& ?/ i, i$ B) \* QKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't* s) O& z2 p q; m% |
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
5 j0 [; w6 g) E4 C/ O. r Xthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: X; H; `# r+ Q; L/ g
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You# _, `# p8 f; A2 o3 y; s4 E# Q
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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