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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
8 Q. G! X o2 p! w: Y1 d6 H/ D4 NI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
: i& x6 H% e6 q; p* y* K K/ D& s% {They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( S* l6 b/ D) ]% P5 ^$ l2 i
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.8 C4 G7 f5 u! F2 s
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for9 T5 K5 h Z' ^) U ~# b
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same! c/ u5 z0 `, K1 B2 Q* L$ q7 B
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.# k/ @% \$ d4 F! H, {7 P; q
There are some people that are not into all the words.' N n& L4 g/ H: Y& m
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
+ U% k% K+ Y1 m4 T5 ~There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- w( Q* S) s3 \/ g' W5 Gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.1 O* ]! m" }3 a+ B7 G
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 u( O$ [6 U9 [7 h- u1 m; {
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
8 y. p5 M1 l! B$ z+ k$ u4 gBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?! a/ D5 e) K9 q8 _) t! U7 j. P8 s
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 y D' G9 |+ T' j
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?4 \0 N, p7 f. U( o: K
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ U. K6 u6 A2 c' ^' L
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
5 l6 _. ?4 ~. g9 L: e6 @* C5 ~curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
& B7 \6 L: g' h* w5 N"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", F( d# j/ b( M" J% r `
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly# t" q/ _/ _0 B5 R A1 h3 \
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
+ b% o4 D" f5 e% L# b3 Q0 H. l" ?man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; h+ Z& f! I/ v$ P: N
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist, h4 e; ~! ?0 H) o' z
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
7 k. f1 k& g& C+ }5 d5 Z v- oPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just0 P. v, O/ S* [+ ]; Q* K; y
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 y D# q7 w+ j2 A( `' @, cnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
+ k% T3 P) `. P8 o$ D7 l- C3 Wbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not3 \* L6 y i; r3 _9 `5 I
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
* j( ?0 A: J) Z' G! n- V7 lsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and. N! \5 w: C6 L2 g8 j: U# Y+ ]
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 I% U6 M3 Y8 v R% q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 n0 M @ T. c* A# f
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 k8 ~: f' U5 g p1 y8 A0 C: Swith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
* F. v+ Y2 j! Gyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."% O9 ?( L6 ~ ?2 f% B$ M
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the$ l0 `( C& B/ v5 g3 x$ d
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
, f! c& E i& G6 N. Btogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
) M: B$ z9 K4 w% dPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; q# `! d) i3 U8 F4 L; k5 n; _2 L
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
" J2 f& Q7 ?8 `+ z- C$ M# ydon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, P1 p1 k9 P" t9 lstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 Y8 f- e3 Z/ B3 O: L% c/ D5 lAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
2 ^7 C3 R& ?$ daccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 W% M- X) Q# j7 h3 O! u
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very- W' x7 b- G6 ~. G. `4 ^, U. N
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
$ e1 ?! y9 J3 }0 s- e4 ~hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,9 c) A3 c5 b6 G
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
/ B; o4 ~9 i9 H Athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is' h7 W' w7 R0 [, u2 r4 ^' N1 [
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! Y6 U9 e! U% U( ^" o/ eI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
, U& f4 P+ A9 @- Ithe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,$ L9 _5 V5 V. \
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
& j7 T9 _/ e+ I8 f4 I# B) ESo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( G; d- U/ h- hI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any) h1 t) H# M' j" B2 ^
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
9 u* L4 R$ g! C+ G% @clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. S# n! K& I+ ]: v2 z, h9 ?
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
* j8 a8 L1 y( O) i$ z2 V4 d! i$ D( iBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 j5 W1 Z! H9 ?' A
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
6 k" ?9 s; J# x# zCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in1 `5 ~) P: q0 I9 Z+ i5 ?
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# \( O0 B3 Z# B# y$ M
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't" C& _. c& i" n. h9 `2 l5 U
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding* B/ Z5 l! A" R; |1 c1 \
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
6 V- t0 M7 v5 D% H8 fgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You q! d0 u3 D$ k1 u0 o9 C
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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