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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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( Z, A% O. t! b- t& \+ _I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.2 F2 _( q3 M0 u7 L0 S/ r
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 I/ H9 |+ `" q/ [* R! ]
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
# B6 A; _! E$ C# vWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.8 y1 Z) H; E) H5 Y& G" B! o
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
9 s* t- I1 W+ h. J' M, u4 Q2 rthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same. ^, R" W% {# x: ~3 H: j
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
7 S4 n$ j2 Q/ l" }, `2 H: qThere are some people that are not into all the words.+ L9 d6 c& y" g0 G% P: [
There are some that would have you not use certain words.( D% g; ?5 R5 P4 ~. X- O
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- [/ L. ^/ u8 I. }. A m& bof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
0 n5 L0 z3 X0 f9 }1 f6 H' b399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
! L* V0 c+ s" t i. Oto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
; }8 K* O5 [& y2 ~- v0 ]/ u- WBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?+ }9 N& u1 X+ c( q- R) T# k
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
, t* M- Q9 _% z% Z0 Band words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television? C0 P) r9 a* v# Q9 A6 X
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") ~( B& I0 P9 G, B
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
6 j( a) @# I B) Q* Ecurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
# O. _# D, n7 a0 J2 H7 J"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 S: X, C: g6 |( v/ v5 n- bWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 V' j/ j& u2 @; c3 ^ h6 x
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
' Y3 O2 h- W3 }4 {7 o# Uman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; ~- J8 c4 H0 e/ b* x: ?snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist6 G; N/ ?, g: i4 @& Z* I4 P+ [
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( W; Q% N; e( d! XPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just( [5 U* b7 L; B' |
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does6 ?* U9 o. q5 l
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
% J! e4 T* f9 l5 g# u4 i9 J' \but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 b3 t' U3 n3 F2 I# q P3 r+ I h2 |completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
/ G; h) L( e8 [some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
& L2 y% E1 P- a% X/ U; ?! d' C& t4 fMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on, s/ Z9 E! U# h9 {# f6 [6 i
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.3 D. R9 g* C: M: F0 R4 Z
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 w' y+ V \7 y* X9 W+ V% M# U! hwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# _. l0 g2 k1 x; x* J) h syou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
K* A) k0 i+ ?; uIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the& R$ X9 |; T# n4 i
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* G- s+ n7 @ u' X$ ttogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that3 s3 o7 P; _+ q6 t. @% `
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were* {5 ]: X& }! Y: @
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
; F5 w: b' U/ ?/ Mdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, V, p# p1 x/ {+ [5 c( ^stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."/ _ [" E8 e4 J' C# ]! W+ M
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
9 P2 v- y. t- T0 M! kaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think+ J! Z6 P5 ?" K6 p5 r- _
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 a8 P% k0 {7 y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 b6 d& [3 |2 F7 ]7 s5 m
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,6 z/ K) a4 w) W
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
* s2 j. `6 u- Z T- K' T( S$ Cthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
5 F- U0 n" ?/ L1 o3 ya great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
3 F* ]) j6 l- U) F: r2 v' [I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for0 W- w' m8 M+ j0 L! M
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
k! u' G1 N( [7 s( T& mSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."7 [ x0 Z% C6 Z" g' A
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.9 f" Z- Y2 c2 ?$ V
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
6 @3 i; S- L+ X. n7 c4 @$ u* k0 R' Bcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
, w; v# t# |0 f; s* q$ fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,( z: g, i V% m+ x; N) i
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out./ l0 B' V8 U0 D1 N
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
8 k/ ?' W8 f. n* F5 QRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
, o9 }' g8 E, s* uCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in8 h- B6 Z: H0 A4 l8 ~ p* x( ]/ _
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for5 F" }/ ^. \+ o% y+ e
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't t8 t5 ]+ X" |6 H6 X8 k
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding/ t+ F9 L6 [# Y7 O# m+ X7 o
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: N5 Q) M! b/ e1 n# F
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 C+ E% F0 C$ h- [0 ^9 Lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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