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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 ~9 ~0 L! O1 k a, X1 {; |I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.' q/ u; G( y7 i9 {. f/ F
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.3 J! V: ^+ j; }1 z) l2 w; o
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
- ]' X. a. G3 l" N) F7 pthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ h: d; h9 D! H# D/ q! _that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% R- A1 G' R2 C# qwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
/ X3 @& }/ Q" f5 H4 GThere are some people that are not into all the words.% ?0 h9 _" Q* V2 b1 @, W: \0 Y
There are some that would have you not use certain words.9 u; D1 c* X7 ]- S* W4 K
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
# V+ R0 K8 o8 a f" ?of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
; L4 `& O6 R( S6 f4 Q/ H J399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 z) K2 Z4 s0 O" g" y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
4 w, }5 S, O# `9 G3 I( UBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 [, a" i b9 j7 ]"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,7 k5 c9 |. s* l* Z. q
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 q; `# P- P4 {& D" O"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) K* b: y# b: ^% b! OThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,& T4 Z/ K4 |$ [
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
0 L0 I- L% a3 j J5 P" s% J"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 i) U2 V9 E( j& o5 a
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
6 e% K* k/ M ?! hsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
% E5 g7 |9 [ X' ]* j5 g, o3 _- kman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
% H9 C& W) B1 t8 l; E$ ]snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist0 m ~. U7 t6 M6 I2 D; K+ S
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
7 V" o( g( g; j1 KPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
/ W- i$ g' A& U9 k( AOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ b- h" U4 @5 h9 r* {: l. ^# W& B" C
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,: n' Z) H! X G
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
; q" m* [: Q7 ~completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( c* D& @# A7 H C8 m2 W
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and5 h5 x! N- L8 N+ L* k' M* J8 ^1 H
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
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I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
/ Y# d F: z% H# h7 D. Wwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
! B! V- I M* B( J- jyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."6 @2 V8 u1 E6 w3 k/ } L; m s
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ A5 P$ T2 A8 y+ |, N e- `/ Zother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
- y, n1 L$ N4 N2 _together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
$ H+ b+ @9 }8 q# r" nPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
! Y, F& N2 N3 v& [certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
5 p7 ?' [; {( m5 y2 |" C/ e8 Tdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
) J5 p6 Q9 Z: f( v5 G( v: c3 }stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
$ f9 F9 H! s; H" r; F5 c: B5 xAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
7 E3 b! N, m* D) h$ _accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
* j" k" Z% g* [( ]it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 h. \( G, l4 ]' P3 [
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to. m8 m, f4 R, r0 H0 \
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 b7 q* D2 ?7 t' _# s R, C, M"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love7 d1 r2 l5 Q8 [8 i# ?* O
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is4 _5 n s* i9 S' P T' r
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ l. F! @3 R( E6 t: _I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
, p1 ~: Z$ D( O, W) lthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
; i) g% q4 M8 t4 k) R; x) Z0 }Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."2 x" _. H- G) ~. R7 p& K! _( c
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.6 n) H) t1 P7 Y$ U3 Z
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ p" X6 E9 Y2 U E" x7 `
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
, n( Z8 v2 j- ^8 B. n/ `7 A6 Fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
" G' k* }) m0 r; Iand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
: u# A0 r9 K m2 CBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.8 G# H2 R! P; ]
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock3 s S4 B/ z! O# H9 _+ A, T
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
+ I4 D6 S# }* v$ F7 }- l9 Qthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
/ _" H5 R# s- A0 L. SKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" [- A- v* u" K+ P) C" Y# zsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
( f5 Y3 i' h& Z% A1 V5 t3 Zthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
W# v" v3 w4 Agoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 A6 f5 E3 t1 [1 z, f& Ncan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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