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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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1 F7 ^! `. D6 u$ dI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! B8 J6 ?8 |! q, l
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.: {3 ~; G3 b3 ~# m9 [6 o6 R( v
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.' D* H9 q; U* ]+ q& K1 I0 T8 ]
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.) ?5 d$ i+ \: W
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
- M; d( o _9 X4 Nthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same1 s2 O8 F- w( ]6 n
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. G' ]$ P! u Z) y0 I/ O& P
There are some people that are not into all the words.$ X7 n3 |$ v+ P
There are some that would have you not use certain words.$ q) `2 N1 n5 D+ u" P. h6 K
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
3 D- v! g2 h7 V$ p' C$ J3 r' Oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
( ?# E1 p0 A l' I+ }: j) X6 x399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
9 X4 P% P5 h* v8 @) W) Xto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,5 D6 u9 G# u/ i& O
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% f# X0 k8 ]( e) |2 U X+ S- h"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# H+ B% `- Q) `& F% p f. M
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
V: I9 b) d- T* s c0 I% g& y: |"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 |3 }- Z# b3 L0 ] x2 n& |
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
. F) R0 R, c! \& N, ]" ?curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.* j( I* k8 d" P- C8 N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" H3 [" X5 L" L5 G% p; RWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly& q& c7 w2 k: z& P
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ r; J8 d T1 x' v
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
9 F9 V+ _; E" \* G3 ~6 ~snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
( Z) m- R& }! C8 ~/ f6 Jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,+ n( T: E. S+ n9 j, Y% O
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
! q, k! j/ r, v7 z2 KOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
. p" i9 e7 `) X' U8 {# R- P% i( P- anot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 U1 W, [ f' f
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 j3 B0 u- v8 [
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! q3 W# {9 @8 ?/ ]+ _7 ]some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and Y) _% i: M' R9 O) X6 N+ m( v% l
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
/ I$ J; e7 W6 u0 ]2 t: _- v7 d- \there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
, G4 ?9 |+ ^1 S; G1 l0 TI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend: G& X$ T2 ]: E$ M
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; j5 T9 d4 ?+ }( g3 T6 V$ Qyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."1 _' ~4 C+ a, ~8 T7 [; n) r! R. T G
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
, k1 c3 t$ e, P, |; |" {other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
3 T x4 t u( v! p; P# [8 t7 Y1 g1 t+ ]together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
5 T( Y1 ]8 R, b/ P: WPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
: s5 x9 ~ y$ x8 H scertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
9 o' @- s% w* ydon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
0 @: L q/ I, E0 b+ Dstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
- i( J1 l1 Y% V, u2 eAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more, y" `/ m# D8 y i+ f: Y
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" O3 ~+ I* z4 u, L- O) L7 bit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 A! a9 J3 d% @
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to- m. d0 R' ~$ n S! X1 o! e! [: n
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
( t# |: r7 u4 }+ @2 r9 o3 d6 ]"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
1 K7 q( H( G" t9 @- l1 Mthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is" |$ @- K& Q8 x- I, r
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but8 b& V. m, L( D+ j7 e( x
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) B0 c& R3 F, M* W! n
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
) h$ [9 B5 [5 K/ S% mSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 a( ^ f% A7 u8 e y4 U' q
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' w& m. r) q$ ?( f8 W1 z nI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any( Y; d f0 j, U+ d+ Q
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even; Z8 @* B- K: U; b2 O
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 `# z+ U& ]3 b2 i0 _* oand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.1 D$ p% T6 ]7 w1 ^+ {0 F
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
9 W" m9 T% m! S9 W4 Z+ ?0 ~$ K' I& w: y" uRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
, u+ J( i+ b6 ~CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in! C& z: l |9 O: t( w& E9 g* D
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for" \) n! S4 s- z) O8 z8 p* Y
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
4 @0 m- q7 q$ g$ }say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
' s+ ^' i* w" @2 f0 N0 f1 m6 }& dthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; [& A7 U5 ]/ m J+ A$ }9 H
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You/ X6 ~2 E; ~6 P
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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