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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.- b. L, _2 E& A1 v T! ?1 B
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.2 t" N9 M$ w9 [$ J/ S6 D G( s' P
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
& v9 [: m% J% XThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
4 o1 s( u4 E( iWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
# q3 p8 l5 _% p R+ Z9 {+ d, X0 mthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
5 ^1 m6 p0 @% ?. F7 ^, Qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same* @# v! P% E B0 Y5 b
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. `7 g+ K) ^2 A/ M
There are some people that are not into all the words.
7 }# Q- G4 o) O/ ^9 F5 U/ [0 A- QThere are some that would have you not use certain words.0 k: x! t6 n& @& P
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 73 j) w" Q% g8 l4 O' Y$ N
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) T2 i- B' `" u6 V' m% ^399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous7 ~# Y3 l" I9 q4 h0 Y: u8 o7 G
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 v, Y' ^2 P b3 Q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ e% V* T! v$ y1 J6 \4 i"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 I, I' V) m5 q" ]) L# I3 U, i
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?7 S* `+ k) v: V0 j$ S& Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! {# J l3 G6 Z# S2 _1 Y7 ]+ A# `Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,6 f5 {6 h' n& f( c. u( g" H
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war. j5 V/ d v! P6 R) G
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", g9 |; u9 m" z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly0 c5 C# o$ \& |& i0 X
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* r3 Y5 ~. E" G" lman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
+ S4 x- h9 y9 u* _& D4 Vsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. }3 R: i. X, gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
H. E( G8 P0 _2 T) XPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just+ K) p3 X) F6 J- _$ I
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does& ~. I+ y6 }$ y/ m
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,) P; \( V8 i( U6 ?$ g' e! f
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# Y2 ~: e; z2 d: r% ^0 d7 ]9 ecompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. w; o2 ~* J; h Ksome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and0 F' |7 n- B4 z! S$ q; W1 c I
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 ] w; ^2 K; r {6 t/ X' {
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
* P @: Y7 F0 L$ oI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
& r9 [# @/ t( q/ c& \with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 T$ i! B* l+ N
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."6 i' H! B& S5 Y' t1 e
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
2 b9 l2 o: j3 `2 @4 `) s" S" @other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 w" h. [% d) I; r) ]
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that+ E( C" L. L/ I
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
W# p4 W! K; N6 y; v1 wcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I, @. q d- `$ C, I$ J% O& P' Y# m
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
* P& T0 k, K- D6 Ustupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
+ Z5 z2 g: s4 I/ o- l+ f# Z, lAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
+ ]/ U9 @6 i$ z& [$ V8 `accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think4 [* o) a) m5 Z' h- {
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
( ~% a/ i: [/ M& Limprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
0 E6 g' N3 g! o1 n) X5 Thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
) C" k/ s! }1 e+ _ w- ^. V5 ]"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: D, \0 A) e( w5 V4 Z# pthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 n6 o* c! v" G0 i- ka great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but0 r( g& O: O0 Y! J5 k3 a6 a
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
3 E8 X5 j' J3 b% X. o) fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
2 Y" O% e J' G( ?Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."9 A, I% U0 O4 a" w. i" l, B
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." Q7 E5 q, Z+ y) @) ^$ }: V
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any2 h- `& V! b/ F ~8 W
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even3 J; Q1 L7 L& X3 y0 [% p
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. o+ `" b2 E3 b5 H( f
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
, y5 U0 A8 D$ |' X" A0 HBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- r+ a; G9 O P! L* f
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
# B7 \2 d9 Y% fCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- R+ k" |$ C" B! D# W
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
4 k" R+ M Y/ U& [Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
v5 K9 o6 i+ f* U6 f) L9 |& L/ ~2 a: {# wsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
7 d" ~3 J/ ` k% qthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
2 @$ q3 w5 s2 f Y8 ygoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
1 W; ] d8 w/ g4 {$ f& p8 T: Bcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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