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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it./ b9 d- p0 b# U# b; z( \
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
# t* a7 m0 c- W5 `3 O2 aI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
3 B7 F0 x, [5 e+ u$ GThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 [3 c/ g T+ w& V( `% X& _
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) ~) k9 ^, R' B& K3 ~& Athen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for7 Q8 k9 x9 E7 T3 Z+ g
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same6 _" D# {7 Y% \$ }2 f
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.9 f% \/ Y" E- L1 w u* A$ [
There are some people that are not into all the words.# G/ u% f1 c" F+ |( Z4 B. w+ j
There are some that would have you not use certain words.3 r! @# E' \5 E$ l7 b
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7- V) G/ X; F3 N9 l
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.* y7 u Q, q& j- @8 r
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
' B8 u- t7 g6 l; d5 h+ [1 X6 s# Pto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; }. v% Z7 ?% o# }
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?, X% Z" o" ]) {; C( q c* P$ t
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
1 s5 d+ C. K5 Q8 K/ A2 C# k8 {and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
, O9 ~* l, t+ K1 F"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
( s" f; |8 D, s3 K0 |$ ^Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,% R6 r( e; v* {1 C/ D5 ], z5 j
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
6 @3 P6 e3 k) x- Z( `0 S, _& W$ k"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 ]1 o- t5 p* t) d( } r
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* ?, z9 t8 h: t8 vsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- U9 O' Q2 {3 s# e, g
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
3 \. p" c0 L4 P0 h8 d& h5 Psnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist( r! b1 N+ v: [7 s$ W
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
1 b' f9 g& I8 L. HPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just8 F9 L6 X6 d' C( c+ K
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; c9 a8 J/ U% I$ m- c9 a$ Fnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,' |7 G" c& T3 G1 }, g1 H& m" _1 p
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not: y" r' i; L* r; f- ] L
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
# ]' D8 W" j+ ^9 Y8 J" bsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
3 G3 k. @- v# CMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
! Y s6 ~8 z4 d- P/ Cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 k' D5 P% c" m4 U; A6 }/ M) T
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
) l6 {/ |5 P1 r- ], F( H1 ?with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at0 m( Q0 t2 G) u8 n: m: D! q A
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 @; K0 e+ w3 M! ?/ t8 J
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
5 Z: P" a% v @, V3 vother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
/ |$ T3 @/ c( ltogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
1 N3 I6 m4 [% O P! u" YPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were! D9 b8 ]( V- A7 z$ @
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
; L" D$ l. s" s7 ]( l$ ^# Udon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such7 Q' Q0 J$ P2 Y8 @3 k5 d
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
7 G! \/ S+ _; CAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more. a- [; C% W, Y) M4 K' T# ~
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think5 f, M" n9 P4 V/ z2 N
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
, ~0 g6 j( c* V# h% \imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to2 D" O* ^4 K/ i/ T
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; K6 q+ b$ S0 e+ o; e"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love4 v6 N0 @# W, ~+ {5 Y1 T6 q
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 u9 ?+ v h/ Q' X! H
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* ~- n1 ?3 T( [
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 M' {# ~% O, p1 p& ^+ \
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,, y. I/ p* i. E# B! Y
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
/ t! q3 ^. G/ Y" G& V* @So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.# t" ]* E! w5 y4 l2 A8 A3 S! Y! O
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ n+ T# H+ |# W# T, j7 acircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% K% ]" Q8 l- a1 X( L8 H* R+ m7 }4 g$ E
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
% r8 Z5 w( {$ N; [4 H9 R: L$ n( a0 d. jand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.! n) o0 m0 S3 Y
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
8 v4 P" i* P- g- b! Q3 @/ ^2 x0 jRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock6 L: }3 b( _7 n# L
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" s1 X* T& f% |% I* Othe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
- @5 p% P; V1 T# G9 }5 A8 iKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
. j# M, ^* h2 f: e: msay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
3 B) D# U0 a( Z& u* o4 F sthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that! E* J9 p/ o% K: c$ H8 w
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You8 Q) f2 u" i; g8 O" y( r% w
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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