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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
Q% P$ e4 g+ @/ rI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.: B+ x1 R. W9 L9 I& P
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
1 r. Q$ [! N4 x/ E# F( r4 EWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.7 F* y2 I" K* S4 l8 S
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for& b! V' J l1 d" O
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
5 `) F) T% p! o% I, Bwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
8 u+ |+ v7 S/ I% ]+ z7 @There are some people that are not into all the words.0 x! o5 O. O" h6 _1 M# d. l
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
$ @; L" w8 G6 S+ ~+ r+ q |% q' GThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
: d6 |, f) d' gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.& l* A9 d- z7 U" e$ O# l
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous; e6 m- L; U3 P" c
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
% x( P2 w, t# }: \+ J! k' p' Q! lBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
6 X2 R! [" X: \3 p& b0 Z: E"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,3 }3 @4 j5 [- N. a; j. G, y
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
c7 p L6 K& ~3 b" w1 P) {"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" ~ `! k( o6 ]4 e
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: A9 R/ u) g4 ^8 i4 a4 m: ~
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
! p" h# T& L- g% }8 j"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits", |1 o# m% V8 O2 i5 Q; d
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly- l) [; [- D; F% L
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
J2 }9 D& ?+ Q0 T& gman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; L z- t0 s( m+ `5 e" fsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist/ w8 b( R; ?) P! O) L8 ]
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,7 C' P. ~, s, `/ }6 n* `: w
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& f/ X2 R- Y# F9 L: {
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
2 M( o% |' \/ @# |+ a8 v" snot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, ^6 F, K2 Q! W O4 r( J
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not2 S9 u/ o( N; A9 b, z2 s2 Q
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why6 g7 ~# ]! s# x6 h* E
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and4 e) f7 {9 r, c9 h8 n
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, o% p/ e2 E& s. u2 e4 U$ Ithere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
/ J3 L1 o2 g1 d, @, w8 mI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
# U* q2 \ P. s' z( F$ w0 S" @2 cwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
0 B4 n3 c2 T/ ]0 |you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' Y# V3 j3 F) H/ o( h: C8 B
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the* \0 Z) [) S6 `. Z, e
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 s" H1 V! o! d8 ^9 O7 K7 R+ [" ^
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that( y+ {4 }( f+ Z# j- d) O! a- z
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were: L- x" w/ m; a" t7 m% x: |
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
, r+ y4 g: i4 P1 i8 A/ adon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
! U( e* h! R! O; j/ ?% z7 sstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." w6 Z8 n+ Y* s y! s" p8 F( s9 V
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
# L/ r3 J5 t9 \- @% k) gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 l" X/ t( m+ j8 y: i3 _it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
/ A: k; N8 A" M' s: \; }# u) s8 aimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
9 Y, J+ c8 \3 a/ E( A4 i) L' Nhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
7 W0 a. c7 I1 ?& U# Q, K"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
0 O5 Y9 L& }9 s4 Kthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is* v7 n' j$ `1 R; F. k
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but Y- m" d8 Z, r- v4 i2 P P. o" \
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for# {' f' @& l ]; K* `) _
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,+ T& E5 n$ U* x- z: b
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."+ V6 u v6 f+ Z% l. _- i
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# [9 O9 [/ T6 [7 W6 @9 E/ |I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 j' t( r M+ C: {1 Icircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even( y/ t4 K4 Q. C' c: e
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
G6 {7 o1 `: l- S4 uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out. n5 x5 R4 }7 ^" ]+ g
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 @2 I5 T, k. \. K8 _
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
: g) G* ]; e! h" N+ u" o- D/ WCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
: P7 O& H$ P# p6 Fthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for8 F: Q! p$ f9 L
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 E; g- o0 D0 J
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
6 o6 Q7 J A5 bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that8 S1 [! i' ?. v& E6 i$ Y) S! p
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
# v" { M% W7 x$ s- Z8 }can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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