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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 ~" o5 Y$ Z4 Y0 J% C
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
7 Z! b) ~! R0 U' ]I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 d- [0 n2 t( A2 R" R
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( m/ E" h/ w% j/ s; C
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
7 P: V M7 S- L/ I- zthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for% N$ T1 Z. m; V' t6 s
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
9 Y3 x/ U L5 J# A' Y6 K+ ywords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( Y0 u4 i' t& z$ `; L% P
There are some people that are not into all the words.
% R+ s% n# V% d8 u$ s cThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
5 N# N3 o5 e# |! H3 C) \$ p8 |: EThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 76 v6 l" D0 h. y1 T; v) G
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.( f. w; P0 u- @
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
, T" l+ c, O' o$ h. }: R$ Y3 Uto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( S4 n4 \5 X8 q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?1 L" P" Y4 `; G/ @9 u3 A* ]0 C5 M* l
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,$ F6 H; `3 a7 I( x% U
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
% C5 J$ R* k3 P8 H3 n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
( H8 Y% q( l" b% gThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ J4 _' ^, ?: r5 Y$ P; r$ A0 `$ a
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.9 g' W8 e2 q5 ?' ]% @; |1 y
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; q& f" Z8 I0 h, p5 ?% ]% g: h/ v
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly! S( H( Z6 W$ W2 c! O' v9 y" B% L# h
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
G1 C$ c' d% _: N& {$ aman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a, D( C! M, k. S; s
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist% F* J4 [0 T; f9 ?- h, ~
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 N2 u) V1 A# w$ QPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just% e) \# M8 {. J# y
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- D# z9 g) p D: b) U
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
X+ F" p" Q# qbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
& h7 W4 B7 v# o) Scompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why9 M" h9 f' l' z$ N. h1 Z7 I+ l' C& T
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and- }$ _/ }6 K# h Y& I1 \- G7 h4 G; _
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on3 b o* ]& n9 }; g7 R
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
) I- `* J6 Z# d& E1 ZI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; n, n6 ]: N j) [: K
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
6 a5 g0 m( \' @. Y5 eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
& b9 m/ G. A/ @# rIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the3 q! h7 W! x# r5 ~( E; X$ G; J
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go4 R7 P' q4 u6 p% ?. h w' X
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
# S1 U X& O9 _1 y, j9 q, [( }Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were l$ U/ N# r: i0 l, ]+ O6 d
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I$ F! r. f3 W3 z+ L( H- n# b: f
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, s! c# e. d' g% ~# o4 K2 L" Sstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
5 o) p/ B9 `9 u7 t$ Y8 P! zAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
3 }. P3 O# B' t$ F) Haccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
+ `. l& z$ l6 {. lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very& }7 a5 Z& W0 ^ X8 G1 Y: |6 B/ T
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
* i. P2 j# q3 n8 L7 |: W# thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,+ f3 M4 A5 W: G6 J9 X9 Q% j
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
5 @$ j7 E% [, H% ~$ hthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
# B- z G |" _1 V. l: A `; Qa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* }! c3 t* ]8 i* o1 l( N
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 O, ~2 G1 }0 A
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 E- Y+ O7 n+ h( ~; R9 ]$ ~
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."; Z F. C$ n$ b& B
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.( b0 e* Z' ?7 M# K& z
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
- q0 F' g4 A6 @2 Q7 B& m# ?# Kcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
- s8 r- |& v' B4 i/ h. u# s" b+ dclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 O" _9 N0 E9 [5 i8 V6 ?, ]
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.: ~* F* k5 x9 o0 L! |
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
1 j% k6 D: ], r6 ^& A. ^Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
( P+ n1 b. V% ]. w J% wCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, d7 [3 t/ P" I5 ]: j# Athe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
. O- v' }- {' Y! P3 j. b, FKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't# ?" O+ D5 _$ ?$ K8 B. y
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 J2 X9 {" Z+ f0 A
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
! T8 b |' M& x% Z8 ]% x" o& D. n# Kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You2 h' L2 r2 l9 w6 o# K4 X9 J% ~
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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