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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.( R7 R( c# x4 q/ K6 H
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.7 E) d+ F5 m2 O& q/ m- b9 p( n) S
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.7 r' J5 C) d" y" o
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
. ~8 U8 ^) \$ M" ]1 sWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.; Z# j) {# D" V1 V5 ]; z) `; j
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for2 b* v3 @! X" y$ r! l: X0 e5 }
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
" L; u1 B7 c+ M, Twords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 T6 c; b- U" o0 `There are some people that are not into all the words.
( e7 O" g8 I. A% m: h# z' rThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
; i/ r) T' C, y$ t* a( n9 G, vThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
3 ]/ Y* F! k, C& p7 gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.' A# {% C' ^+ c3 M/ L
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( ^( }: d- l* W% v
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
- S- z2 n3 }8 q$ @& lBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 r; Q; s$ n: c9 }$ j: ^: ?"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
$ R) S* J5 _1 gand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
; k0 y) c" S% r0 ~. T5 Z"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 C6 w3 {' g: u. F0 }4 O$ I6 h7 w
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,5 |/ P5 v/ J6 m( R# I! \& l( ~
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
4 a: ?, A& R: A' d' @8 e"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( u9 B4 ^; }7 r# L" z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
. q% N& y+ t$ T, hsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, X+ A! p! c0 Q* z
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
4 C) V7 j" v5 esnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" r- L5 C- h8 H# |, O( N# s5 t j
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,& x o& |* O+ C3 j/ q& F, Q9 q
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just0 C8 H( B& W- Z, `
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- R1 x% ^5 Y, J# c" Z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
9 r# o+ l/ d0 K% ` I, M$ G' dbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not+ l+ c8 F3 V: r
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why8 p3 r( e1 \& o% r) U/ d8 c
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
9 P: U9 f. p1 C- C! `6 _3 A8 ~MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
) ]4 L0 p! }: h1 b9 Ethere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
9 q2 e! I/ _- B& Q/ v6 ~: j% r+ bI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% Q; b8 J6 x5 H, p4 L* a- gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' X4 y! H' B1 ?2 B3 p$ e Oyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 F$ p& [; Z; c- y/ `" [4 T# U0 i
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
& Q+ x3 d+ d4 `) \) [, Y, gother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go5 M: J4 c# s+ t5 O# f$ |
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that# `: z" u! _; ]9 ~3 O) K3 Z7 X" S: \8 ~
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
8 g1 c9 F5 x, ~# V5 C- H; P/ x( f' Xcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 O: @, K+ _' e' R. Bdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such5 |& g) \; ]7 k2 k3 F
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.": M* z1 L' A x$ c# r! b
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more4 O5 ~0 S+ y5 N7 t) S P3 }7 o6 y
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
$ Y1 C2 ~$ }1 W* ?it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
# S) h9 `$ P- Y' C$ R: Qimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
/ B3 b: O" ]! qhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
$ |7 m; G3 X5 o9 K: i. ^"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# W8 M2 x( ]+ ?# O( b
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is+ k7 [. {+ G1 g: O( ]3 D" z
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
- `# S- ]; `" ?; d. T1 P+ bI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for% |: P$ k7 {$ v$ x8 R2 ` ~
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
- `6 w8 o8 u4 ]6 CSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
, C: _/ b; ^# N' L2 wSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
: r. E$ N2 E) @7 oI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
) W% u% H! C+ qcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even( n8 d0 L2 C3 @$ T" r3 l
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,, U+ G! D) I6 m2 Q' T6 H
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
" f% V' U$ C4 yBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
6 @1 _* t/ S$ A. V lRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock8 [7 Q! U7 m/ t/ }
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
6 F) `& ~2 k" N+ hthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
% s+ X( L& e; s; oKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
% ], i; v& g+ D; |' esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
4 a4 s" A$ |. mthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
1 u% [* ?# T3 }2 ]* C9 K# ?goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! K, p/ S; Z3 r3 e+ Bcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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