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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.$ p% P* L2 M3 ^: j# r1 b
" e# f5 t+ y9 L( b$ w" KI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! q+ y8 [: G9 J* s+ @9 {I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
5 G0 G [4 L4 z9 u$ j. ~# _They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
2 X: j7 k6 j/ C3 N- DWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
' j+ \" l* K8 m4 _then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for; A4 m8 ?' l0 k; B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same0 j- i* @& c) Q# u
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
. L+ k4 i8 C; M7 qThere are some people that are not into all the words./ R- }! @5 m8 \0 C
There are some that would have you not use certain words.. W3 `, P( k: R' L3 o: ~
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
( [7 j2 r' ?/ tof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.3 r2 X% t2 G. [* l5 K
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
" }) P* A% \' Q" Q+ J; H1 [to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,, G% A, I6 c5 _: M
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?/ @; Y i- [+ B" [
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,8 ^5 S( x) _& f
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?& U, \5 p# T+ |' z6 L
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 i# v1 B: G w8 V4 |: V7 e
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ H, e( l& R9 ~0 u, ^
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
. \' Q W" a6 x% o% j: T0 O/ s"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
% Q$ K: j* z, k2 M) nWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: |. r3 S0 L( v
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
" X- Q1 @( \: ~1 o5 Iman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a% H5 r+ O: o% [" N$ A* L! V
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist* Z( \% N% {8 I6 S; F
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
* R4 D6 `) ~2 n9 EPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
! R6 A+ A$ k; k* ^" ZOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
" k4 I& l+ ]! n& W$ enot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,8 X) `3 K; O7 Q! W4 x. ?1 e
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not2 \) a% ~- W$ J+ h+ N
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( H% w& f0 r! `7 E) w' \6 w3 `
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
1 _- s! t" I$ D& f: n( b( c2 xMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
! ?/ q6 G8 c& |1 Wthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.3 ~3 l" n2 m( L' [
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 [2 m% G1 Z1 Z, g1 B8 gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# T3 H4 q6 x+ p! Z5 v/ ]you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
4 {% v S# {/ L* H, BIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the @: J$ Q* F/ {: j- n1 `7 B9 {- j) x
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 H4 Z5 {' e. u, X" |3 x; `
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
% n. h2 k2 {4 b" M) }7 d- Y6 JPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were! l' u1 z/ A& z3 \, C/ [' e; U
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! u7 a! `8 x! H6 q7 }+ l! Ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
5 N( r. e: s/ Kstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.") M t) f& m. J7 `. B' l
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more) P$ ^( o ^7 z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think0 o! x, f9 e* c- B: l1 T2 {1 r0 d
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 U) z% F: ^1 a& K$ D$ p7 o7 uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to) ~$ V6 ]! w3 V
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
8 y" ~) B0 {; ~4 T"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
+ Q% a; ~) R/ W& G9 q% @* athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is0 C/ Q! v9 J2 r0 [, O
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but+ A+ e: \2 W5 q5 ]7 q9 T+ ^
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; b7 l1 p* L8 I
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
5 c9 c9 J# V; ]1 JSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."' y+ |. ~) X( x. g5 Q' `( i
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
- x; z; Q5 p6 ]# O5 h. k6 MI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 r% w0 A; E' _! @% t9 X" h
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
+ o6 j. M4 p! }1 \& h) Nclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. p# b8 y. ^, F
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.; o- b+ {9 c2 c1 d# u; ^
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.( c/ b- i' L: r" L8 L5 {
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock! L1 V$ T6 W1 X! S6 J- C8 {) h8 g
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
9 d1 A& u5 k3 Z/ U! Y2 Sthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
; @& c8 F: f; e: {Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't, {; r- p( M6 S+ F) r! P
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding: ^: y7 ]0 p2 q/ j( Z4 C) j- e2 B
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that4 R" o3 ^2 m2 T7 n }, N# C
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
# a' [. e2 o, w% Y0 V! D* _can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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