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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.: L4 t% u6 w! v( V0 \# `" D
) h, C. R7 i! j7 }I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.4 V$ `3 J/ q( [0 h) Z0 G
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.5 J* h0 _0 H% v0 O$ n j/ g
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
6 {8 c1 I- ~3 V8 u5 ] uWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
& A2 b6 t" D: F* c5 N; rthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
_: P2 _9 e, j( g& a9 k2 ]that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 g# P8 M* e/ B4 q
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
, J1 p% e$ \2 ~1 nThere are some people that are not into all the words.
. z& ~% _+ u: L7 M) A: i, {There are some that would have you not use certain words.9 L0 n! ~0 d: B4 `. ^$ Q; n9 T
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
6 w0 A# z% r' K1 c# k# ]$ Gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
6 L$ o( B+ }1 ^399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 g3 ^% H h; e' t6 ?: A
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
7 ^: ~6 y; c' ~7 | q% IBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
8 w6 Y4 R. f( h/ x"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,1 @6 Y' h, O/ o) \8 I$ T0 u
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ ^$ G& X6 l$ z. T. w8 u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% D# Q* `3 V: Q: p4 l4 D
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,3 Z' c( l+ U: m
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
, r5 P d- b/ x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 j0 Y& g& v" `, b; E0 ?
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly$ [6 ^1 R: M6 v4 Y+ |0 K, a% z) q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- {6 H. c9 l4 M2 B
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
3 g5 `2 O. }7 b1 Bsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
t' u& E+ \* D: Jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,% E \. O' L- z3 P) l% O
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
( k; i/ n( ^8 E5 A! uOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
. l2 }+ s0 P7 |( U" b$ |not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,6 v, z+ c$ ^: g. `; @
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not5 ?$ E" M L2 s( z) k
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, n0 z" U0 K B$ h7 Msome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and8 m) c6 ?4 [: G d V* i
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 W1 c2 C2 A, x1 L' G" L6 o/ O- V ^
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
0 b" @+ ]" ]! [" _" }3 }2 q8 qI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend) _7 J8 |6 O, ^" I
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
$ v' b N/ M# M, Wyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
. b: a3 {; r) M; H p7 HIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( g1 d0 T! H' u! E
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go2 @( T5 T& Y: Q! D$ @
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
( D. i/ o% a$ G, v9 w+ YPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were0 G1 U6 q: ?1 u" P1 i
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I9 H! }) ^) X: Z% Y+ @
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ d0 I# l, {. a0 S+ c6 D- m
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
' z! M) t m. OAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more$ v( Q, z2 W) n$ j: j9 H
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
/ ]/ e6 g. M3 ?' s, l7 mit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very5 Y0 C& N, i; v1 L; U q' `
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
8 i6 E* M& R7 k/ Fhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
0 m# f) X) M2 [: b1 T"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
) c! x$ S8 [; k7 ?than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is7 S2 f& R1 t4 J' x" L" g7 Q' H) i
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
: o9 C1 B. j, uI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
4 ~, m; i5 J5 z3 ?! q1 q0 e. vthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,, x" G! k) S6 p: F6 `1 o0 f* v
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
; x ^! t3 I& RSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( M& R% U; N. v( z, lI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any8 G. T- ] s6 q/ C
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
3 c8 O- z7 d/ M e C9 D. yclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 B( i; H7 y3 {) T1 @2 Kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
8 f Z0 K$ E4 H: ^# qBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
' i6 F3 [% u, C5 V4 F& rRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 A& b0 ^. |6 _+ N3 r7 O# KCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in( D! u/ B+ A; M. {, {9 c% ]# K
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for% A4 V% g$ C% P$ o
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
1 W0 Z' [0 e v) a7 R4 O& ~say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
: a5 L4 s) C+ o& {them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that9 r0 w, a& S# Y! T
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 {/ ?. w7 d3 F- }' \can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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