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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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, \: z3 W6 `) z% t9 j, DI love words. I thank you for hearing my words., p2 W5 |. j2 L \
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important." `8 h1 K# p+ b* g# n# d. E2 _4 e
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.2 q8 U$ S5 Z; l
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.! r j8 w% E8 u$ d( t- D
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
W) }2 S4 s3 M( F& l5 t1 Ethat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
; |4 Y) o7 ~7 E3 K& Cwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.7 x! w. A9 X5 p0 i7 e
There are some people that are not into all the words.
# K& {- P' C( nThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
8 P6 q5 E/ P( u$ S' hThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
& o3 M# ~5 B% rof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" A7 W4 H/ \; j) q# S6 t399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 S) [- Z _4 I: `
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7, ]+ }/ s0 D7 ?8 [0 S: J+ e
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
6 d6 M ^- `7 U"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,: o9 H* U' U y' I0 [# t0 K
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?5 D4 X) i4 n/ v; r- L
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( g* o! X; f5 b" y3 L" [2 ?
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 }4 R! P& b" v/ [0 c0 G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ U( x# m) P" o: m/ p1 `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ P2 c" O* y1 q# L6 @Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly& w1 y, }, a: J% t& v5 y
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,( M) F+ a( J4 ?7 h% I
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
+ I7 k2 r) x; r' C, _: \/ b6 S- [ ?snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. }+ r7 x/ Y$ N. Fsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,: i) S1 V& O5 f8 @' n7 X: m
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& z" K2 G4 }1 C, ~, O, `7 O
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does/ \: ~$ v# `$ a5 S; S
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 @, z% z: J) Cbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
! W( O/ m# s: y: {completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why, h% u# d3 F. j4 r/ x& U0 p
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
Q& |7 o3 N+ e" A' C) `5 ]; y3 JMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# J7 ]. {% P$ Y; ]4 v
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
, C" p! ]4 M) o& ` B0 d% u# x% u( yI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
9 J- B/ A! e5 j, S2 m4 b/ y8 uwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at2 ?- t' Z8 D1 V' G
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."5 m: r1 g' J2 J* V8 B3 c" N
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the7 @8 A8 {2 {0 U6 N/ \
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
- c/ K: o" J. G2 G, W, C, V9 Ttogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
7 _' S. i2 X4 \; yPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% q# }# C: c; S; A' c( e5 ?4 R
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' B3 i6 J: V- y# J+ Y: \% ?5 t
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such6 W* t9 ?5 ^' ]: T! h( M$ \) c6 _
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 |) E9 v" W, s9 B' h
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more! r2 d* \& l3 ]4 F R! s4 G2 j+ A
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think$ F- c- c$ }% q0 F; }4 b
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very- {5 l% b O: M3 O
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to1 U4 V8 h1 [# L% S: n; ]# t" k
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,0 \3 |/ d* r4 Z# ?' C. Q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
1 b$ R2 D( M& |) r" Y) Z/ athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is f+ y# l/ n8 \( `
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
& v2 P5 j' ]! S) m) N/ s* ~$ t. YI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for& S: u- ^0 y) u \
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
F0 q$ |4 ]- J2 c' jSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
: k2 W/ k% l% I$ ]So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
6 S8 Z0 T% ?, \4 |2 yI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any% O$ P; W, m$ K- i; V
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
}$ [/ H w, P8 O9 `) iclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,) q: f9 q8 {- x8 Z) ]6 {0 M
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 `# V* c9 v- _
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.: f- ~' V4 B1 E `6 K
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
& c1 |+ m: G7 P+ D! l# _CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in/ v( t! f- e S$ ?
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# C! j+ h* ^1 A2 v
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't8 y6 c$ L) p/ |' B* s" b% E
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
9 x3 ^8 b0 J. D" G ^( y% ]them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that& h+ ^) A1 V; S. } L
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
; G# D" V7 t6 |2 f( P8 qcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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