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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.: h0 G4 n* z+ J( F% U" C- Z
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.+ g# j4 \7 N1 K4 r7 c
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
1 @/ _' O. _" s% HWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
8 R' C( D O& D, M& v- G6 u! ?% lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
N2 r2 [+ C5 u! y4 ^that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same% A- t7 ~! L: P! m9 y
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.3 p( k3 `, P" s- X2 C) k2 [) c
There are some people that are not into all the words.
3 Q5 H4 b% b/ z% @# ]$ p% sThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
9 z( d; t, Z& l5 P' \, B: vThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
3 D2 K; m7 E1 }+ H8 V" |5 bof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 K6 M4 h8 ^4 s/ J/ T9 V* Y* e l: C399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous7 C0 |( x9 l) ^- b R/ e0 W1 Z
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,& O- h, k# w# g- K" V- V# p8 Q# a
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?9 o, ?$ Y8 g: v, n$ I3 u+ @4 a* q f$ R8 q
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# ~' p& Z( T7 j5 t% w- n% wand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?, e& O! | `& K3 @7 S+ k
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: G6 M) w! T: Z3 `! w' d3 IThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,7 y& V! u. B% c, a; ]* `
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.; O; N3 ]4 c+ N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 m" {4 Q- s) _/ Q4 Y" e/ W
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
. m6 E s9 Y( a* F+ J& R( f5 zsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- F+ m( W% n+ p$ J6 w! H. F- ?0 M
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
) U' e# C7 a: d6 ~# nsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist( ^4 P3 S& d" W$ i, c6 y/ P
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,* M. \! W$ u9 s5 K: R
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; C+ Y4 [+ v' P0 f
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does `5 h: A3 Z+ ^
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 D( [& L8 H1 P% ~0 K3 A3 R8 [) Rbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
8 |8 L0 F2 K, \! C0 G, |completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( ~6 ]) T/ K) Z2 D/ |. p* k' o9 csome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and$ }# B9 u) _ H: n9 @
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! x7 Q+ f$ j/ R
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
: K! l% q5 O( K! `0 rI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend c6 P4 R7 d" q0 R# L1 B9 @# P
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at. J3 m6 N& d5 h, ~( ^# V, `/ M5 g
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."( h) g& T7 A$ E1 e
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
' d: d: {% K6 Y/ c; ~" E" kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
# `7 o/ `7 R6 j( T ]) z9 ntogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
# s! |) p i( U/ T* z2 j( B# lPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
# w. v: \ J" O1 gcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
4 F% D7 J2 K5 e7 Ldon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, T5 ?0 Q# Y/ l7 y) h) Sstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", M) D B0 D/ r+ F! e: }
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more; e$ G+ n( R1 D! X0 M ~3 M' ?
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
: P3 ^$ G. n* A. rit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very2 a% ^4 ]/ I4 A
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to. T2 F7 H* G3 [/ o' ], z
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,3 a8 b9 @7 _6 \
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
3 |! B4 p/ o9 M7 [' S5 ^# ^than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
- F8 W# v7 l5 M8 F }9 z* Aa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* ]/ Z) O" h+ XI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
8 r: S! Z) ?8 t$ ?8 Vthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
# U5 b* o* J4 | c d6 M' kSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
2 p7 a5 Q5 I+ ?) hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
% B: o) e, n, B5 m F; zI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any2 P0 {' R. I D4 B$ K
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even b. Y) W1 R5 I9 N$ e
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 d, [6 K5 H( {6 [" F, }6 ]" @" X
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
3 P+ `* \% e( @ `1 w7 GBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ J4 c2 l9 ?, P: b S4 u! g- XRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
* C6 [& Y k. c9 ?8 B: uCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) }7 Z7 e) U' Z+ e% W! H: _
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
6 b" ?8 N1 @0 G# ]- z/ Z) t( qKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" @# _0 ]. j% Q. R& Q2 ~say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
d i+ }" r# c- u) S$ \7 `them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
2 K( u! J8 t9 T" E9 Kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You2 L# V7 |* |6 }4 o8 p2 D4 \
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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