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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 H) i4 f5 p- V
/ F# h O, [) I4 i RI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( E" L0 _& y' X! X8 [3 F1 F0 A6 T6 k
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.( r5 l/ \$ Y, D7 e! [" J
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.' b a* ?* F" E% a+ a3 T* l$ W
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.5 {. ]% e. Q3 V8 G3 ?, \
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. o% K6 r# n, B4 G0 a$ D* F2 E
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same) p* j" r9 w# Y. y: Y2 e% Y
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.& C T+ u; H& E9 B |$ L% i
There are some people that are not into all the words.
- c: h+ U# J8 t' i9 _) Q% uThere are some that would have you not use certain words.: Z' G j- T* V
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- o0 d0 h& [& K8 r8 w4 Gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
5 I) u( @: ~8 b2 D- ]399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
1 R' r& B+ ^0 ]( \6 lto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,: @$ O# \3 ^4 Y+ A' ~; J' x4 e
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 V, }$ C) B4 y"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# D& }# ?5 Y2 y8 R: `/ s
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?8 Q0 k# @" e4 p0 }( n
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& U( u" c: |: t$ A# {/ J* H' U6 f
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
) J3 A/ ?' l% p9 G# Dcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.; b) N/ V @$ ]# V
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- }' v$ D! T% A$ ?! q/ v% bWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly5 P. T+ t* Y- Z9 J' L
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,8 n& p( o9 U+ o7 m; O# I f, T/ `
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a% q4 I2 Q' W. s
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist5 v- B) O/ u, d1 y: X6 w% d
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
# `4 [- u1 [7 {" rPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just7 n* y; }7 d: c3 Q( w
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does+ J. \4 d" N. K; u4 I3 J I
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
8 ?; d: z+ K+ K' Z+ Q" C& K' Ybut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
1 b a3 ]$ n; W! ^5 P. N2 t' acompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why3 D+ ], y: B p
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and: v. C* z& c) y9 z7 y
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. |# y; Q6 i! D1 A. P. Uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.+ {* [ j! g+ l S+ p7 m
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend, f9 A' G, U0 W. c( E1 d7 z! \/ M
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% }; b: P# s1 p. g5 ryou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."0 t1 u# g" R( b" O/ P
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( {# H9 s) D0 K0 [+ R. q
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* [) e+ F" o& wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that0 L; D9 X) c2 H
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
5 }1 q! v3 t& j( S# v& ^ `7 {certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& S- e- o6 O# t4 Z/ c$ W# B, `9 Ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
7 g: @1 `# K! P$ V7 [! z: m" v" estupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
2 Y0 k6 z" u5 D& L4 j6 y+ XAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more+ C9 ~3 W% v$ S& S- g
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think& E! t X2 [* y, n3 y+ J: @
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very: q; ~4 T! m1 N9 v
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
( O8 d- y* k/ @5 t9 vhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
, b0 C& `* @' i+ T% p"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
* D& G) i6 A: v+ U7 Y, Sthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ T2 A% W1 c% {) |2 Na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 X1 R; W2 Z8 h6 l7 rI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for6 b% }& Q0 ~, I2 l( m6 A* u v) O
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 ^, O+ n+ x: p- l! g! r/ U% |
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
% \0 `: U" N0 @7 H0 V+ ISo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.2 {2 J2 M- S- l m. Q! Z3 q& `
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any$ u9 D# E: A d5 @8 |- w
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even; K' N- [/ O& J9 H+ r. z* w- B
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
: U+ Y7 W/ w& V/ ]5 n/ N# {; [* rand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
/ Y+ s- t% j6 I! p; l$ w/ b9 gBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.4 _( G$ L# ]1 B5 D; Y ?
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
# U1 l$ m0 q5 x' |. }CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
- k/ D& {9 u" |the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for- y" z2 D% }) T1 T
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't" b8 w" Y9 [/ F/ p- ]. Y/ F
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding' C. P. ~# t% ]$ o, D
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
) f' |+ B1 M6 ]goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You1 O" [+ p3 X( ~# f4 D
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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