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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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5 J( g b( i) x8 z" VI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.0 P& v& C3 {# R$ l4 H3 E
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.* ~1 a# W6 N- h/ L9 z5 K1 c2 J
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion." X2 C J2 D* B% r1 s# _
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. [( M, W" ~) k& u* x& C1 Z" B$ d1 V
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for6 I2 A/ ~- g- b4 T- U+ X: N2 c
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 w- d) y9 e* b g6 [# w) Q
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.. X& ~- M/ I2 g; s8 v. w' L+ s/ E% r9 V
There are some people that are not into all the words.
H1 }1 f: E. G7 H0 j6 XThere are some that would have you not use certain words./ u7 _9 e1 W- v5 w/ Q
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
# B9 o2 E% y9 {: aof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.0 a. J* Q7 H' x" l4 {2 P
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
. m; U/ }, ~: u$ l6 W# ~ h- xto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,0 m0 c N N" U% Z$ C! y" G5 q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 U, R" U' E' g6 T
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
5 x: ^ {; O- A5 W2 E/ A% H! [and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?1 t( L" y$ Y1 X( N. K4 s, ^. \% {8 H
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 l: T, U1 V" U7 FThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ `+ M. t9 V/ p+ [
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' j# `: { C3 |5 Q8 V- z6 H"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 G6 m( n4 O8 V$ g- v
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) [- n% t' Y ]0 x% t1 v1 F& s
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ x$ c6 n( e1 w; n+ j( j
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a+ n6 i# C6 f3 S) l
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist i; y! f" m3 G7 U- K# j, n
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 |6 {$ m6 @0 H3 m. T, D
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
+ j+ K" W) g: s( U( I# X9 i. y5 J- `One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
H+ Q8 N/ s) n* ]6 E& l* cnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
4 b; Y- y* D& Ubut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not5 c' R+ v) x* P/ Q D
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why4 X) S8 [# K6 D
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and& b* j q% b: e* U1 r
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
" A2 F4 w; [9 m D, _9 @there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
) [/ ]$ Z5 s5 M" aI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
* c8 `, V7 U7 U3 o( q; d; owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at& g7 w5 P0 B! ~( V: h1 V; E$ ]
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
" Q3 ^% z# x0 j4 r- E4 I; ]It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the% @! w7 Q* T& b+ E6 X3 s2 K) d
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go* |8 v2 @ G( w4 z9 T1 I
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
8 W( Z) U$ z; i3 M: gPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were E1 Z/ i; w) n# L. j: k1 W; z
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 n5 A7 |8 J6 f2 e4 [" {* Q& rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such& Z+ S' L" N f! o6 r1 e1 b
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."2 _5 M5 l, b& Z$ e0 ]) e
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
! ?' X1 S0 f- T1 B7 v4 Y9 |. s& ~accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) Q* q4 b. C$ q: _$ v+ T, p Hit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 f% f7 }' n4 r6 A7 E gimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
+ ], N( e* D+ q# {hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,6 Q) `9 V7 M: P3 w! m
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love* J8 `6 O( _- u& h$ J9 E v+ W
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
7 d4 l$ ~; r4 k1 k' \& z- k" xa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ u; Z8 ^) N. W! v! _I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ |: u+ S! S# F" bthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,+ x T u+ \' Q2 p( P5 v8 v
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# C3 z. A4 f, R% Z0 w& v! RSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( K6 Z) t# ^+ {# q4 ` `I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
/ H3 U1 G4 ]; P# Hcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even8 \& L8 X6 w+ H- X. E2 V2 {5 w
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 ^1 }( `1 e9 L% e6 mand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.& H" t1 c5 {8 I
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words., ^& r `/ i; f o- h
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
( S. u: k1 m/ O) D: e. nCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
. F7 t* o2 c# n, V* Rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for5 l9 B. }2 `; v W6 u
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& Q; x0 M1 [* ?; U9 G& G' h
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
# v$ i; h \+ P; ?6 s. \/ |/ Rthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that) B% k& S( G4 l3 s1 Y9 r3 y
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You, e9 ?8 { \6 q" g, O
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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