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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.: h2 g. s2 `- M, V
7 W3 h, c g {' G+ m5 KI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.' n1 s; j0 \' ^' z8 {% Q3 J5 u* [
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. M7 o& p: x1 v( p
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
. W" Z* C6 N3 F4 ^! p" DWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
9 f3 k: R6 U" u4 t; O2 qthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for$ U, |* ~: H' _5 N9 c0 ?
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
: P, Q1 H, e# o% B( H5 Zwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.8 |' i! M1 E7 H: U
There are some people that are not into all the words.& L8 ~: B; f$ A% A. o3 u
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 o8 u( @& Z5 x- n6 A# n+ k, X! pThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7; ^. B0 Q+ I2 N: [
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.; V) x B. M. [7 q1 }$ R
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous+ z3 f4 T }- p0 Q7 j7 I0 P5 q
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
- L" ^! T/ `9 lBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
+ r9 i, \; D+ |3 P" [: K3 q. l1 e"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 ]" s( z1 z( U+ I
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
" N0 x) f, n2 a3 p) V9 f( x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 N+ H! e9 \: {8 W9 @/ U2 k0 h iThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
9 Z+ d+ Y( C. U9 Z8 h8 i1 Mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' w' z6 L- B. r# M# w% w% F"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: D2 h9 w) w% I7 pWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% U+ O# S, U& @. t5 a# R
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* f2 r' e' Y! u' f1 G2 X% tman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; {$ u5 Q- s9 H/ h: Lsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist( H2 d4 @- H: Y: p- d
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits," E" L% a: o8 z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 p; a7 D0 v' h
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does2 Y" H! g9 E6 V) u* V) m
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
/ h4 w- F0 n2 e m, l2 O Xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
$ l3 q, {9 T z# H% ^, S& U( Y1 ecompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
# x& g/ q5 N! Jsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and6 K' C2 C5 e% @2 t
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
( M6 a4 @5 [* Y) g- N9 othere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.2 |4 J! f2 X, \8 E) b
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend: o+ I# b! q- C) J8 i
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at) l# Z* b j( p
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."2 I5 e7 `4 i2 q, M# b9 @) x
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the' v9 |$ _. P3 r3 s+ t
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 W4 C- `4 @" N. u# F; ~; R7 y+ T
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that4 U9 t+ h9 j9 S+ {: N2 D/ \
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; G0 x# m- p6 B) R4 ~
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
: z4 Z) y, Z: \( ?* G# |don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' U h. v7 Z) k# \stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."6 n0 ~+ A, w0 _) D
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more z" V/ ~6 g6 M+ T9 L+ S+ R2 q
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 n# e% G# n [0 ~it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very& b, h2 Q9 |+ y8 Z
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* _' @2 T/ D6 r
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
) T6 z' P G6 s" d"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love1 G2 {$ u$ E0 t( g. ^
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is. N+ r4 G7 P1 v" O
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but+ S( v, |/ _# I* H% p
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for9 u- o U. ~6 U7 K4 W
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
7 h2 g7 B# P6 K" DSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
' Z) |+ ~1 ]0 D/ K, w/ q# W. hSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.6 O' _ A+ l ^3 G4 v* a5 E
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any! j0 Y. B X- [
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even h6 k5 d- [/ c1 G
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,$ o; q% q1 R9 s- }6 B7 o6 e m
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 j9 M+ F$ y% JBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 Z D9 D, M. a! N6 z1 f
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; y* c6 T% B! m& vCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
5 C: g8 ~1 S) mthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for6 M+ n! x3 U" I8 f$ b( k4 X
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
, P3 S5 w, F! h# k) S1 r' z, Lsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding% O- R6 ~& h! P) T6 m* H6 y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
* U9 W" i: J! l+ kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 m8 H5 O7 f s0 o& Acan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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