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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.& O8 h. C W* d6 n! d. o
% \7 Q9 l3 n0 Y4 HI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
: _ G( Y8 i$ bI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
0 j+ N% M1 `1 H- mThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
I$ h5 z/ R2 h ~& o" nWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.6 u! i/ E$ f, j0 w: ]9 ?# Y% K
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for; m+ ^. D9 Y- h* ~' I. T+ r3 D
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same' \- d5 Y- {# G5 c, w
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.- g( l$ [& e, r( d, `: o9 S
There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 p( b# m, R8 E9 i8 {8 q& I) YThere are some that would have you not use certain words.! r4 ?# h6 B/ F- q: K% u ?
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 74 T; O6 j! C4 @, t: \
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
( m6 C- |( ^& L9 D3 x5 l7 {399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* O( O% Y2 H6 ^* g: Z7 o0 Lto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
3 |9 M0 [* g, M) u! }/ }% jBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
; Y' Q2 S \( U% u- n. w7 G* \2 s"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
. J2 l( P b2 L' d- Mand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ k4 ]% P0 N1 v9 G# r) ^2 ]7 g
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! c8 ^: k0 ]/ s# |Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
2 `& S. J4 f1 p/ B% Ccurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
! @# O! C8 }& O) J8 r5 j"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
K, I0 w+ N$ C! R* yWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly3 w! Y3 X* x! O2 T- }2 o% A, z
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
+ @, x* J. n: v/ H5 h/ pman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a( i6 _) ^; u9 [' q6 h
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist7 _2 c' C9 ]2 C$ ~' h/ E
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
: E3 U4 \7 i" s, i0 h' H) NPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
@' j% b9 X! G2 O" i1 XOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does; M. [' K2 C6 |, b; `
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,6 X( b5 C: z4 u6 B. M
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
A( P' J& x# z" H2 |, S0 F/ bcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
" c; S# I+ o3 V9 b( gsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
# b! M. V- t- G% ^: X* HMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
' B+ L, a) n+ n' s" Z4 D4 qthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.# M8 w/ H, t4 e1 D4 @0 C X" i2 X
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
4 _* h- r1 i% i( P# [8 Awith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at% a" j+ i4 _9 L- O- |8 Q& l
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."3 d: W" [ K. k: H' e: ?
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( Q0 J/ U5 H( k. v
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go$ h8 P4 v2 e2 A- P& y* y! w
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that* m5 a2 a5 \9 B& F
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
/ h- R! c1 ~. F! s- lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I k2 F, [( D# J4 _3 P' c
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
9 i. _& u6 T9 ]9 n! F+ Q7 v& `stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
: D# k8 O- O8 h$ ^: M4 DAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more9 ~: _& A* @, {5 L
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think1 Z4 N/ V) u W/ o
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 `1 w0 ?" H( X& F) o' Himprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
* n; W- x+ Q, fhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
( C" j& p1 G+ S! a( N"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
& L) L0 i1 ~& B5 Bthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
. D3 s/ b1 p. J" @a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
& B( }, ]: `( G0 }2 R5 e9 N. XI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
`9 t7 g) @3 n" V9 T* ^6 `the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,* h! p# f8 N( ~' `
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."' I, M1 N1 Q: m. ^$ O
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' i, l7 l. p) m
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
. O# a. `! W# e* a$ c' Fcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
6 E' p% a6 }# c/ K b- @7 k9 z8 _4 Mclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
J, ~. ]4 o" g$ ^( H9 a% _. I2 }and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
* h5 w7 \4 P- V u% GBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
" U; y* ], V+ k& Y/ k; ~Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
8 ]9 c- j2 w ^CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ d" o( r% m* ?! r$ V8 M
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for H, S6 t M Q
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
; Y, M( `* \9 m+ B) F" r3 psay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
+ g) ^+ g' E/ T {them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, \ v' v% f# i8 ^6 o+ jgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You3 h( x' P1 p4 E7 V" X( @9 c
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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