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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.1 W" J- h6 v) D2 i! R C8 [* K
) z8 G% B; {8 L+ mI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! F6 `1 O. ?5 Y
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
. U' b$ ^3 |0 p9 d! I. v: E9 \They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
# Q, `# `% B( V. dWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.# Z# c( C6 [5 @( N4 f8 H9 K2 T
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for5 o" u1 x3 \1 ^/ o' c1 B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
& j1 n/ U. u2 l$ ~, u) g$ Xwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
* w, T3 q6 t$ ?- j0 o. `There are some people that are not into all the words.- ?7 u+ n3 S" N* w
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
/ h/ G7 w% k6 M% F1 b; D# zThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
+ V* J8 b' L3 U, Bof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
% s$ k3 x) o; l$ l9 O% T399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous3 d S0 {3 |' m9 q; Z' u+ S) ?$ R
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
& W" P+ @! I% E; y9 g/ G$ RBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?4 @7 d' Z1 {0 r* u7 Y
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,' C9 m$ X0 l. u; I6 `7 l& U( S
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ T- Q4 C0 {8 r4 u) H3 ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 P+ E% z [3 P0 O% V$ v7 T0 BThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,8 S- R6 [& ]; |
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.& L/ q, Y5 f4 P7 I& K
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 d$ X1 }8 m9 Y$ O1 g9 m$ }
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly/ m' z# W6 g0 Z
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
) j0 ~0 I' k0 Jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a t' X& X4 t' H, s2 a( s2 ^
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist$ Y* I& I$ P+ f/ J0 b
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,9 R' }2 m! E6 D" x6 T2 g; X
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. }( G0 Q$ p- x ]7 L- b( Y; M+ m
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does) a3 ~8 G5 e& h E, r. W( `, W9 W" v5 x
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
I. U) u4 M7 `% B# n, f# ^but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
j0 I1 B/ ?# S2 c, S9 {* Xcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
7 Q* ~8 O. e j! Q+ H! Asome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
. |6 L% F. l( nMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
$ Y c% a* d1 m! Rthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
* t, Z& z6 f+ QI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend7 k" g0 E2 l, I h- A' a) r1 _ t
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
# V, P' M5 D4 F4 x' t: X3 B. S4 n: Fyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."2 `4 u* N6 q3 r3 } J# f7 }
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
" _+ n* v( r) \& Z3 vother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go# l' F% y$ S1 _4 J/ Q) s
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that6 v$ h9 J1 V7 L! }' \5 J
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were/ V0 a* n+ ?. ?! k/ P
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I' c- F5 E" x$ w. y
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such' X- ^& }% Z. w/ Y7 J8 f, i! `$ M
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.". F- f4 O+ o6 c5 W9 G/ Y* s
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more' g& n* U: |' w" E) u* ]
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think3 O& Z) {7 Q. E9 W
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
: P0 a7 T, A) U+ I1 v4 ?. Vimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to2 c! Q7 G$ h5 Y
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, @( f& z" Q* D; a
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love, \+ w! y2 n& z5 P
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
; |6 w. D) K% ^$ va great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
R9 a) j( L- J7 R+ `3 tI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ }+ t& v% S0 P5 C9 Cthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 Z8 J# f) d+ t6 U+ c4 Y# W( o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
* t9 D$ |8 x! r! g) T5 x! KSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
! I& c( d5 d8 L; g- K8 E: pI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% E3 J1 E( Q% I5 X# o, d$ |circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even3 G/ I5 r6 a$ _
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,' L: t* G8 U" \7 p# ^% \
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
- E' u! p( I) t' aBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.% J% W8 Z+ U, [$ o7 R- Y9 d
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock* \4 `- h/ {3 |9 ^
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in ]* @- \. G& v5 ?/ C
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for& @5 O# T1 D! u- i% V+ y; n. g$ g+ z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't9 B# F* l Q0 z- {/ s7 h2 I& f" V
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
& O, Q+ n7 R! i( a) P8 k" s+ Fthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that' `3 ~, x5 C' W. P3 W
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
, z' N1 w9 c+ r& b2 Ocan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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