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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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) E- n# ?/ b B- x" K- yI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.9 }. Z5 |' H1 z- P" G
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
# Y, C* K. x4 v, H& \3 CThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
9 k6 n2 r( Q/ \Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' q# t5 Y8 a- h- z0 b7 x
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for% W& y% ~ H. @9 f
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same7 {9 V+ {/ _) q: r: R. ]4 y
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.# P8 n1 ~1 L4 L3 x# y4 d- g: I8 D
There are some people that are not into all the words.2 s% S1 i. x$ U
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
@- j. @* M. O0 uThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
! l9 v3 @5 C' h5 B( ]4 n5 X# a8 D; Nof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 K8 m7 \* ~* V0 y% ]399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( ]5 G0 H: n+ L* @) o
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
L0 a j- _, I O2 NBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?. i; y) F- d8 o# _) F
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
2 P. v# e+ {8 J% c7 P; U4 fand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?" t$ J$ t8 F: v2 [- s- z
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: C5 ?$ \" E8 [' T8 x# vThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,4 ` A" I8 ?" q
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.! C6 X, H$ h8 [8 c; q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' q" @$ e$ j- x' S, U$ J( w
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) i$ A5 }2 H, P" f8 o2 M6 R
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ A, S0 U' i7 h5 d) H+ Y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a4 n- L: }/ \- w& A4 P) a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 ]0 r8 z% v% Q" O7 ~. D, F, [( [snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( b* G- W- R" ]
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just6 I+ C, Q) O8 U, ]( o
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does* [% s8 u/ V& F) J; x7 Q
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 ?9 M. Z8 W: C* Jbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not' n0 Q' |/ u/ H: U
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
4 q: k5 n2 _, i* u- x7 }- ?some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and4 o: A. j8 |/ e& h M
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 C5 x$ c+ ^3 @, a3 l I- \! ~
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.. D$ r3 \5 P. g* `; s c o
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend8 R ]4 n2 G f" J# p
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
$ H$ O) x7 `: B( ^: ]$ Kyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer." C" w- w5 l/ }( O" J" Z) Y) p
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
i0 E6 O- P2 ?# s' u$ H) gother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go+ s( Y7 \6 Z4 |. S8 g
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! Y. O1 l+ g2 p/ [# NPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were4 q& J, I$ C- {6 X1 N; k) J
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I5 r( E# m" g0 Y( e
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
: d' i3 G6 F8 C3 Y* Z; qstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."% K$ y' e, b) X
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 e+ U# P& j. W: m' }
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think2 H3 }5 X6 [# g3 p2 z( `+ o
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
! V* ]7 |, s, i- R# J2 R8 |+ Eimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to) C- [ H+ W; v$ e* ?* a' e j
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
. x) U7 e0 X2 N; F. x2 q6 f"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
1 O8 M; I: O+ Q7 C# u3 J' f O& Zthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is5 G( n7 T) w- u; D4 J
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
5 Z, L! U3 U/ TI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 q3 j! a# i; ]$ T% F1 Z
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,' t j: [: d- M3 ^4 l) b. D
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
; a1 ?- \* W: h7 K6 s: SSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
) d, }% T% j/ G9 R8 cI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
' `! K+ u% \0 o V1 Ccircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
$ g k& m9 K/ J- r8 t* Lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 n' i2 G# i3 z8 L. _and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
4 p6 m4 [" l9 K7 ^; O1 H' H6 eBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
( R. P* Q7 [3 }* U( DRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock) f, T; H w: _$ h/ |+ E$ g! Z+ i
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in' P) \4 E6 p; R# c" h ]1 R
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
; V8 _4 a+ N3 i, LKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't0 ]: d' e7 K `
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding* {8 j- P; r' s0 V
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 y+ F+ g. v& d- }goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You5 i5 S8 j5 K" L( M# ]5 D
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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