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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 A% v9 e N. o0 U
# P W5 B$ Y/ w% bI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
p7 B, `8 w" [/ K6 N1 h% |9 d! m# {I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
+ J: b* a' M1 F$ |0 I9 S, z& lThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.7 M6 ^$ a5 ~8 d6 B; a# ^; |3 s5 t$ b
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
% `) g- c7 t5 c9 n" ?6 sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
P( g$ Q+ Y) c' qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
0 V5 h1 Y9 C/ y! twords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( D- i: I1 M$ y L& X- }- X
There are some people that are not into all the words.
6 B/ B+ D8 _4 ], FThere are some that would have you not use certain words." y) e: Y! G- L2 |
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
Y$ Y% i/ e6 k* W" ~ n+ L6 v7 F4 Qof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" ]/ A* U/ Z* q1 u; u5 G8 G399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous2 s7 F3 o6 \3 U+ A3 \8 r4 j, [: \# O' b
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
4 |4 K, u' {; ]8 x' z3 R4 yBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% {1 a9 | G0 k5 U* G9 X"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, e9 ]5 i0 W3 P( ]0 g$ m- _- k/ |
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
. B- O2 t' j' S5 ?$ @& ]"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") T4 L( C1 b8 U4 e! I& W
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" q2 Y5 g' T0 y4 c# h0 Z8 x1 ^curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. A" i9 f( |* g% S
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
3 H5 e$ ?: K, O7 ~( jWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly' E. J) F5 _! ]7 j& o+ [; p E
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,' r) ]5 n+ i) n; L
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; m' {4 _. f8 _! P
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist( X1 x1 Y/ `% ]8 ~7 t1 L c9 h
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 u* x: N4 M; h/ v
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just \0 E7 x7 x) m2 ?% M, S
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does7 q4 B/ @3 v- }3 O$ G5 [7 d0 R% _
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 Y9 }; [ c( i1 C+ ?3 m! Kbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# |1 d& L, j2 W: Qcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 V8 H; D1 B, K" `7 w. A3 c5 D psome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and: N% S' o+ }2 K9 b4 J
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
* L \9 Z5 v& {4 I( P2 p/ bthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.5 N$ Z( v" k) e* i& F1 V3 d6 ^
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 ^; W/ |9 O1 J0 X" }with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
- s1 H* J) C! v) Q8 W6 E" ~# uyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
) y7 l8 z1 y+ J* n6 [It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
8 _. I: h" H% S1 F* dother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go, j. W! q5 a+ ^' b0 r
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
+ w4 f# ~- w/ R& H2 YPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
" O. c2 g9 `* h5 E) M9 I2 Vcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
5 O/ N# z" x3 Qdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such, U0 M$ U/ t0 x/ _
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 X. ~" w3 U7 I0 B
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more9 e3 U2 T& o2 U' b' ^8 K) @
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think3 }; ~2 P) |$ P% O. h
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very2 {/ e8 U& G8 y1 p: `
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
" \9 L! R) }: @& ?* [hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
7 \- t, n9 v5 c/ s6 c) a"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
6 n' \: v+ P0 r0 @+ ~2 `than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 h- U% K# N) u0 ?5 ]; j1 |1 sa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 O4 n8 Z/ @) X* J6 J; j$ K
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for9 ]" c0 W$ s2 p- u$ I
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,5 y9 |. _4 s4 a
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
2 Z$ q1 L w8 B* o- E. N1 K8 I! OSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.% }% u7 q7 }" J
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 F. U, a. b# s2 L2 P: S$ j
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even# S, m% g' z. Y8 y* G2 |8 l
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ g2 j1 }+ {; b0 U+ u4 [2 m7 eand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 C$ E! y1 H7 s: o& uBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
; n' V* M% C' t6 z5 z' HRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 `- c) P2 @& B: x' x# a8 B( ]) pCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% A7 z9 G: w2 k% `& h3 Athe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for8 O' t$ p0 b2 z8 G7 f8 R
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
0 r% U7 u$ n$ w5 C$ H7 lsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding- C; b. b- p0 l1 C
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; t0 ^+ z6 L! w: i0 C
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You: S6 T9 c, }' s4 w9 h' h# j
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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