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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.7 |. e0 _) ]! A. l& ]; m0 z( d% A0 H
. R( V& U# V) l. fI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
: Q4 G4 }* m+ |! ?- mI want to tell you something about words that I think is important., ]+ X w) {# b& r0 ]- T! g6 t$ T: b! s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
/ e$ w7 @1 q4 f1 }4 C$ s( }Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& F1 {9 x" _3 f: p4 q+ O
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
6 u/ G$ j: T3 othat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same6 s: d% H+ d) l9 _8 G& _* E. k% {! a
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 P+ H$ Q5 I! }4 s) L. w: w
There are some people that are not into all the words.
. h. e3 G! D. j7 K4 i; H% xThere are some that would have you not use certain words. q, T) n6 Y& |- T; f9 p0 @2 h
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# Y( l5 H g# e+ x: n- m! C! u6 M
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.+ k; ~' x6 E1 O- R; z3 \) T1 d6 h7 q
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous! U9 }6 [/ p% P
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( h$ t" {) w e( x) W% ]Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?0 I. V# H" W( p, w! N; N$ W) t
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
7 j4 }0 e/ E7 Q3 J5 G( V7 mand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?* r8 i9 r0 D: e V0 u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& F4 ?+ P4 E3 i9 F9 e, b- i
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
- _1 ]$ S" i/ W* k4 r- Y8 tcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. ~; a' a- U- ~' t$ S/ h, b& N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 `5 a, u5 A! y1 H, b0 c
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
4 }: ~8 l2 m: j( w: V& @. M3 Xsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ I& o; W3 t" ?
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
: G+ q. g# o' ~snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist: U% I- ~) G4 j3 o3 Z6 g8 j
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,! c4 Q9 D9 j2 E/ Z2 i- R0 z+ `
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
- f t7 K3 e. W% [* g& K: T! r: yOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: k; q( B% u$ M7 `& |* k' Ynot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
6 q2 N0 Y, g5 G9 D T! Qbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
% t) H. M' d0 Z( h: Jcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
6 t5 b: e- O3 x% ?) e2 Zsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 g7 E; }4 O8 G2 K* v7 Z4 SMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
& L2 r/ g2 A2 e& r: {% dthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.2 f$ y, R" A6 M
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
7 I0 a7 J" \0 G" |( [* {with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
& o; _- K H6 X( n0 tyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
6 p5 n( M3 M- F3 R3 M) hIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
- ?; P+ a4 a X6 r# D6 H9 \' i7 sother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
: C0 S1 q: V, I: gtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
1 [/ Q- P% O# i& xPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
; ~! f8 ~. p+ @7 n1 Icertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
* w: [+ w( j, l; G. s1 q7 @don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such0 a8 K# V( a# B6 a" H8 D
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." k1 K$ a% }! X4 H9 t* @9 ] X+ D
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more9 e, Q, n! M l3 z
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think) e8 ~) e9 N) e8 M9 K3 Q% {6 m
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
$ \2 p5 m' ^+ Y0 ?3 Aimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to6 t2 S( w! \' k' A
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,5 B" A: [6 k' w
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
' X! x% O7 a" C/ i2 Pthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is* ^$ z2 y. M4 }6 I4 C
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but+ w+ j% E* c# y1 O9 P2 V
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
6 N6 f1 Z7 z4 v$ ^% h* dthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,( o x# k3 m; b, \8 s) |# m3 K
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."/ U9 A9 ]1 n8 X# \, c
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
" b+ {( l1 C9 b* nI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any0 Q$ O6 ~' P$ N$ c) ^
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' M: i3 c9 X4 P: S: V2 Iclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
[7 U% g& M" M4 i! l9 t6 Mand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.1 A- t! G/ q% g" t
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# S6 S/ q6 s- b) V. r& Y
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
2 [: N9 s3 F- k9 PCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, e# e0 [% V( t$ M# C! S6 s" H
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for( } J+ J) p2 d% k8 k1 B
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 d/ C4 E; N2 T2 |) Fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* P! B; P7 [" i1 J) `' ]them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that |1 V" ?: \* _8 h N* B) S5 k
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
( |6 n% I3 }( O! @) Ucan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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