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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.5 g6 B2 Z+ k% E' @" p
1 u; y9 K& f! d% D" w8 `$ sI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
% T. @/ \1 ?$ r( I) VI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 `, p% b! R' NThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.' Q& x2 Q9 I/ G5 ~; ]
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
3 M5 ~, y/ E4 g% b Mthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for4 ?" I5 ~0 ]7 E- f% p9 i
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
: {; G6 ~6 a: n* [( w8 h% l9 }words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% b) J. Q" I- v6 \: p) ]
There are some people that are not into all the words., J0 o0 E! J) D. X) h+ ^
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
% l$ t" x4 L! d( }" V/ k6 yThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
, n/ X3 N, q% Y: A; Iof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 x9 @, N4 l+ A. `
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* A" s% G+ o2 }$ N" Wto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
/ b* d' B3 {$ o2 C8 _* d& C( W1 rBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
& f' `) r5 E- w" z: l( F% s9 I# X4 B"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
! W" W% Q' N) {) U7 X0 Mand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
' T* B# @- u$ ?% F! z1 n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
' x. m. z) V1 k/ W3 r* yThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
. G4 a# l1 f3 K; J- c8 ccurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' e5 H4 i. f; l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( P5 |7 |2 i* k% w4 ]7 e/ t8 H W# e
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* u- v" p9 M }$ A! xsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,# \' D6 V$ m8 e1 A
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a0 K w8 K, ?! g0 D
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
8 @4 @! T$ }5 o) c, d( L1 ksnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,4 p/ r; ~3 g% W# m G9 z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just# T1 W4 ^& u: `3 {
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
8 r, {1 j1 j) G, z: jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,( N1 e, d/ b P5 a( W& B6 r; G
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
1 ]! v) Z; c3 o7 }completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why2 H+ g$ ~0 I F2 S) @
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% M( Y0 @; _: Q% `* d; S8 ~+ x
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on3 R4 N& P. @3 t: T
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
" W o- ~! E( ZI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
; z- e A# Y& K( {/ n& c+ W8 L* Owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at2 A4 |7 p3 A. l c* F" g
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."! z; v# P3 @2 v+ V) B* n: Y# U! c
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
( p' M/ ?( W. N( \- W$ @/ L6 S$ f8 mother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
' ~: k! N5 j' Q' \together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that. b0 j8 ^( h8 m( o: h7 m3 n
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
' ^8 c, O& i% c% w2 @" Ocertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
3 z% w) B9 l8 L9 ?- ?8 N0 e f8 jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such3 L! J l7 v1 A) N9 e
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."# g u! X! J- L3 x- z
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more' @; u8 Y% r) g$ E: h/ E
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
c8 ~2 c. h" kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
% l2 x" G# O. P+ F" w7 `imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* B1 h+ M$ {( D' D% c4 ~3 y5 @
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
+ v9 J7 v' A. v M. p0 w: I"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love+ u* y' q$ u- H
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
. d! Q' G' @+ Z* [% Q/ la great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but l" ^6 T8 U2 h: A. y6 M
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; Z1 ~+ K% H! K2 w, F
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 r* t- }, j. M: [* a X) t
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.", r( N; A8 }8 {4 Y8 s+ P1 ^& g* d
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
5 ~( a: L6 k* [, o4 O2 [1 JI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
* [& \ q/ |- {) {$ Ycircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
, z' k) W) e4 F& T) f0 t/ uclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,5 k. u; e8 Z- e8 a; y* P2 h
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.5 z6 |% K: Q7 Z. q0 F1 d
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 ^+ j$ s" g" P
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; t+ l- ]9 K/ wCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
$ l8 n- D8 S1 nthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for! y1 p- w, |% h5 e! f
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't; L- J( W6 @! r2 x* z5 s" h
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding) E6 m( ]( b4 x* W9 e7 Z( d
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
* g+ I* s9 J+ ?7 k" fgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 W. x: V2 k. K& x, t! kcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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