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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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0 _. u$ c. L; }; p; g3 e- n4 O0 E( wI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.8 q: c* |( Z6 A4 ^2 j
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.! I/ p/ j$ L. Z' B" y% J: G7 N
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.$ o ]4 f2 e, I% y8 P2 k
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( e" z. O" b/ c; }# [& {! sthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
& w M F5 _: \' S7 [2 G3 T$ Z" v5 Uthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
8 {- J8 d" s/ ?) U0 Uwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., @; s& G: l8 `. ]& t* {; @4 `
There are some people that are not into all the words.
5 h( ]% p" H+ G! S1 V& Y( VThere are some that would have you not use certain words.) M: j u, f' n. ]8 c
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7( w. L* z" D. N& |8 S( B
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
7 p& E3 o0 P! }* I% r9 s399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
/ n' S! v& C: Qto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
5 \& m, ]" v/ m* d8 xBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
0 H+ m" e5 f: @; T* z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
4 J3 [# g9 Q0 z0 [* b" B* G) }" W; Gand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?. s0 z5 Q1 R9 {6 q% c8 r* t
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' D! c k, G7 q9 F8 o/ u4 Y
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
) {2 y) t9 l7 z, {* [* xcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
0 [) y O4 d' e; s9 {/ u. k"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"8 P4 K3 f8 c$ y
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: g# |' A' ], f. [0 V
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," V1 e! v6 X, d9 x" Z+ c
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a( p6 @6 p4 G& e* g7 j
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
/ w" d& m! \3 n M7 psnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
2 s5 c& g9 s( u$ @/ qPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just* ~) U: M% x: @% Q# f8 P8 f) Y
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does. d8 x1 l# x, a! d, k: E
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
6 h2 g& |# @7 }5 ^. q/ f- hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not3 k3 S) _0 k! [( s8 h' }
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
) |: f0 g: L7 Osome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
! J2 F4 F9 k$ nMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on( W, ] b! p( J9 g2 A; o
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
. S" E. y8 |! T" h8 L$ v# s1 OI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend0 b: k9 @4 x7 S* D8 `% n6 D
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
* ]4 y; r: o) `% qyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."2 t) O: |, `3 ]7 T Y$ f4 c7 O" U
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the- d- R$ u' a1 T; w- P f
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go$ X! B7 l |8 I* u
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
g, }1 Z/ j& x: pPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
. ^' j. N' \) \7 b: z$ |$ Bcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 i5 w6 E7 | ~ vdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ a' M) u2 b6 [( R1 N3 k+ d
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."6 h: `' ~ N) F3 [: {
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more( D0 X7 x; }1 m2 T
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 B3 K G* N8 Y9 `2 wit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very A8 V+ Q d; h5 ^% x! u4 _" P
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to E+ ~2 w& M2 J2 O9 @, E' P/ |
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
6 @' K9 w/ Q w* A+ V# ?9 S0 L% ^"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: A/ x: i& a+ e
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
7 D! E- `0 p* v& R9 t4 b1 Za great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 j. }; D0 K6 k7 T; }. M, e
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 }+ M/ j# ^' b+ K* [. I7 y
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,2 y( ]9 J |, h2 k, B( W. ]$ ~
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
" C% z( O/ ^# ^# jSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.4 V0 k( H1 ]2 h8 V9 w
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any; l& ~$ G; j0 \
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
% X! S# f3 x0 c- N$ |7 Cclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
% o) X- X2 Z/ O' H9 O% z' X/ w* j0 ~. [and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.; ?- U* A: e7 B) W1 h
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.! e# c8 t& W& V, s9 ]0 \
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" [1 w8 _* L( A# eCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in3 x8 ^# r6 W( }1 A* Y) [
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for4 e7 f7 F/ U& l
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't! F/ [* F% I5 Z d5 h
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding' [! M# i* U* N3 l2 P0 S* M6 w
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that5 G6 @3 A. k$ K2 O/ ?7 K7 X! G+ ^" ], d
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You* K) l5 `5 \* h5 C
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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