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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.( t2 k0 A8 ^3 J" w( d5 t
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.- a8 P* t, G9 c1 J8 M# o3 Z7 b
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
2 b" G5 S. `/ L; ?' gThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.0 l' z( B: e6 S8 M1 o
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.: \; u; q2 t% k; R8 n* }. v
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
9 Y8 y4 W6 N4 Y, U3 u% _0 fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same+ P) B* w% c9 W. {
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
5 [3 Y' H. X4 w9 b* K1 AThere are some people that are not into all the words." u9 x% y/ N; d% t T
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
. w9 z8 u# \5 P# e5 M( r, A+ iThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
7 W7 m1 w8 c1 z6 @' D" Cof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
, K* Y( ^9 {* a1 t399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% [+ E2 |; v2 G9 I0 k, D
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,1 C! v X: n+ `9 D
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember? T0 I+ N3 Z9 u( _2 X d$ m
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,* }! G$ Z A& L* `9 d9 G2 a
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
, g4 ?! j/ k' {! s: h"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
( v8 P$ G$ ^2 q: u. R/ u+ jThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* u9 o i/ Q e+ }: O0 v" F& t
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
8 y0 ]! H, O$ @ x+ V"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" @' E# g& H/ O, m# T8 LWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly0 }* u3 Y% m+ ~3 L
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
; R( K8 y- n6 Z9 Zman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a! S6 i4 m) S4 x$ R/ z
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
* T4 X$ j6 L, C& u9 Isnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
) w4 I8 r+ K! h( J* U) ^% O. G; dPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just7 s9 M/ Z# B5 R- I1 A, a
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: N* V; D6 Q4 O# Znot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& r9 n1 c( z& t ]# Ybut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
7 r# @- ~/ j. s2 u0 Q+ }# ^completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ Q7 }1 d* w1 U
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
' p; n3 C, j4 y% LMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
; L- Q* N6 z$ p# v8 f! {there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& c5 L2 {; j* c7 c* r7 ]2 u' l* ]
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
( ^5 r7 M4 Z' p4 Z. {. iwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at6 _# M6 k9 N" Q( T0 i
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
, u' I0 b0 z, J8 b/ BIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
6 j' U, i" I) rother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go5 u5 Q, E2 k7 |- b! }& s2 ?
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that& a$ o* y. Y& b7 E8 H
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 P4 d7 {5 r9 C4 ?9 Q
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I! j# [/ p- h0 G0 f+ d( R
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
6 f* e; s, Q) s# O2 A2 ~6 v" estupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
; v+ _% O5 P5 F* Z+ gAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more* @( S1 s0 z8 y7 O( Y) B( `! x
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, Y7 y" f" m) W7 iit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
* {) Q A& `) w# r/ `" gimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
1 e0 h( g: K: q0 Khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
8 U& C" _ o- E" t6 n1 ^/ M7 v"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
7 x n2 _' A9 f* [/ e& J. x' ]: V" Ethan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is: n5 P5 H) U/ d. ]- f0 V$ D
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but: {3 c* a$ Y7 k" ~/ M6 C; G
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
' t0 d: P( P4 Y4 _- |5 Tthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, Y$ W# ~ M2 j( B5 V1 C
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
( H' g" Z- Y" |6 Z8 fSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.# q2 v0 R9 U! @5 m/ n
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any- F2 K2 O) S/ X( }6 z# J; u
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. T$ Q+ d, i" p7 [6 Z+ R, tclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
6 y% H5 i$ X5 aand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.2 U9 |" N6 q9 ^
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
% |- B Y& O. p+ Z+ yRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 p2 x8 }) p4 SCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
, W" D6 I+ r, F' k0 c# p* Z: }the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
% m& n$ d" I$ M8 {( M1 bKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& r% `7 v/ s! X, u' T4 R
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* r8 g8 U1 g+ bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that! R5 m1 ~1 v" _9 w# {3 s
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You. Z+ Q, x7 E4 F; F
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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