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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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8 L4 z7 b& k1 N+ n6 R: A3 kI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
6 [8 S/ e8 [, l; G5 VI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
$ y9 a% _; v$ W4 j, n& S( Y4 r( O ?They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' w3 m3 W4 D" p+ |; P! X+ K3 aWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.$ ^ {3 f9 U* j, @3 y' G1 f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for7 [& e9 {1 h: [4 S' K
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 _2 A: J6 b9 \0 O, `$ X: I" }words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
9 G; a/ t: q4 W* P$ F3 N9 D2 }0 QThere are some people that are not into all the words.% X, I1 a% f( V$ T) a
There are some that would have you not use certain words./ B; y( X+ b2 Y5 P+ M- v7 F
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
# O9 A" ]2 L, A) dof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.7 J8 B* _1 W9 r4 \; y0 X5 m# g2 X' P* b
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous6 T" b0 a% [6 E; E% m9 l: i# w& l
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,- X& U6 a7 O @8 o9 ]
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
; N" f/ A( b: }! i, P6 w"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,5 Q6 W8 F* n5 Y, p8 J- z
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?/ K& P, [. i s# m+ g
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 Z r* i1 Z3 A6 i3 K& `( x1 [Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,! l2 E) D. V/ S
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.& M2 w6 L: x7 Z( m7 t" \; I
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# I/ X& p. ?$ Q6 S. N" m3 A2 qWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly- J& B/ @/ `- K; y6 H+ [3 ~5 r
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,( F$ w0 B; G7 ^5 V( V1 I a
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a( {' Z5 _1 }1 r
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
; i, Q. a) A$ r7 r; Lsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
" N, W7 {4 ?/ p( i2 B$ _$ h) |( A7 [Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just$ a7 P! M# ]+ l/ S, M
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
1 a ^) L+ S9 `7 J/ i- ]not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# ^9 ]8 S' q3 ~9 Nbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
- X7 O$ S! L+ m2 A' rcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why- i" ]) Q9 B+ ~
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and- w" a6 @/ y" E" [ ?) d" ~
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, S3 n# k8 h/ p J- zthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.* ?: f$ N: ^# c' Y: u
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ {$ _3 B. N3 V7 G6 v: M9 S
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
" ~( ]" m. }+ p1 J% R; z' dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.", v4 [: M0 Z- q& q( \ [+ \" c
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
' w" R/ _' v$ X5 G6 aother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go7 t4 W/ B0 B0 y8 w# N3 J h
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
. I( B7 y4 G& c1 l9 dPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
8 \9 X) L: B6 t) z7 Wcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& f- @7 G( G l& l% a' @+ I7 Gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
3 p B$ D" {' F& n% fstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; p9 C R6 V, W1 u' G9 v- C
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
6 M4 q+ {2 T& T: N1 Eaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
' s9 o: e8 o+ y) J; c9 Qit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very( H F' C: G/ e E/ r9 G+ |
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
2 B2 E0 S" ]: s. B# Whurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,2 E( O7 I2 q) {0 q; r/ ], p
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love, O7 w: X% D$ Y! |: w
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is( Y1 W N/ A9 A c( {: r
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
' e- P9 c! k* T9 n7 e7 x* t9 nI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
1 l; Q, f2 `9 t3 E, n) k2 K& wthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,/ G0 W* Z2 w; v
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 {2 ^1 a5 `! E J2 J6 |. u
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 x% s* n2 |3 V1 ?7 a( CI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 a$ e$ j2 \" a7 a" Y( U; z; i
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' ^' k, L }/ a3 _! J, A }$ ?clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
) a! v- H6 h. L) m9 D" a. F( v: G! Zand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
, |4 t5 E6 Q- b& ~/ o( V( `But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 g l% {$ Q8 W6 ?2 X3 g
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
$ j8 v: |/ T3 H" t4 z* F4 sCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in. F* J I& e6 ]; h( Y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for1 z$ y/ m& ?+ `0 |3 f+ G
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't* e4 ~. p! ]( b
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding: D0 v& X2 S) Z, M, y4 c% }4 w* _
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that: }( \( x# j' V' k5 d2 y% ]
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
$ D2 T2 o6 P) u2 M; ]can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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