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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.! f Z7 a& Q' i" O% Q% K0 n
6 X* j* y* p* r; Y4 nI love words. I thank you for hearing my words." r1 C- `8 N9 f b0 y5 `- h/ {0 z
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
2 W1 s* N6 H* N9 EThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- V9 I* [! ?- l# ~$ `" D! |* `Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( E+ C4 p; @% z# d- ^5 U' Ythen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
1 h. Y/ L1 K! m. U; pthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 [4 b& W* h: \# @, M
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them., c4 V* Z+ Z! a0 I0 O/ C9 s1 ]6 b
There are some people that are not into all the words.
/ C* p5 `( {4 Y2 s2 F2 _There are some that would have you not use certain words.
* u7 D5 S0 o# i) G4 i U: }There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 R, k, z; I% c8 S' B' x$ q5 W0 e& Sof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" Q. I# @0 y: s8 { y) s399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
) \1 ^6 S* `/ X9 @to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
" f5 B) U7 P8 y3 A! o. ]5 yBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
0 ^6 w0 U4 g! B1 A4 A+ G7 l7 W Q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
0 g' s, {# i3 \% z- V4 Xand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
F' M) n Y/ u, q" X @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% Y1 H: Q L8 j
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
/ W* e% T) ?2 rcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. Y) H n9 j3 x8 i7 L3 O
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ ]3 }$ E1 ?& a; O# P+ o4 X
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
. g9 ?$ _" a& ^4 V4 y7 q4 Asounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
0 {8 z$ p$ m/ u, `) m/ Nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
9 p8 `) d7 K7 g- {snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
5 e" V- C3 q5 C I" _9 u* fsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( X3 k! W7 C' I+ [/ D) Y- Y, d
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
7 _" l; u* t* t7 Q7 ~! nOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does1 F6 d8 ?# W# Z( r( E
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 X7 j( s& a( q" Q- V
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not1 c4 Y: G# x* [& F
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 H( L' l4 a% ssome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
% S) v) c0 X3 \! ^+ w; ^, uMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on% X; i, _9 V8 P. O W0 X5 e3 t9 m
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.3 ]3 u# X/ `: m' g
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
" f: g2 p# r. P& gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
+ V! Z ~0 Q6 K4 H' y4 U. i+ [: jyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
+ S* |$ H3 Q6 d5 T' \3 p, N- kIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
1 v; T x& _! @7 {+ T, o, Xother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
J9 `9 [% j: J0 Y5 i! G6 stogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that2 h% r8 b4 [- @% f0 z: _1 C
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were: c- Z9 A& `+ s, |" m% t9 d
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
4 c) m, y* [4 y7 A f* g1 H! Pdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such1 `# k) K0 y# U8 M/ I: \+ L
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
; b6 z: [8 D! r/ f4 ~0 H0 e( BAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
% j$ G0 ^% E0 b, U* \accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think* s2 \7 I! o1 c) B
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very2 Q. B! h6 B1 e8 ?
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to$ z# u$ O" i7 | i9 H7 g3 M3 }) A
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
5 V' ~$ q& l, z4 ]. ]"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
) ]; Y4 k: v. E# p2 ]. Gthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
* Q6 _% L4 m6 r2 x. C& T# aa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but5 ]6 p+ G5 T1 t6 W
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 K' H4 D3 C- M6 ?5 T9 f
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
- V: q/ T- r8 C# Z2 ]7 G9 e" aSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."1 n" B7 a' e8 e) k2 `0 g4 F" e
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# {! W% A y G1 i$ l0 C6 WI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any) N: E/ A* g. I0 u- E3 a; y) a
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even" g( Y4 A2 @8 |9 Y5 S
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,' u" t J2 W1 k0 y, x- |8 V
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.% Z5 x/ w8 K1 I3 g+ H9 W
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
: Y5 [: m* c, }6 {( j$ l- ~Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
8 @5 Y* Q( u. Q% a2 J1 LCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
7 \9 l0 O9 _, k) y% V- N, [( s9 }the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
; B- M6 M$ F+ X5 X5 m6 c1 JKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
0 ~5 W7 p% i# J: k/ Q/ q" C f7 H" @+ ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding' J5 t. G; m( x- b& i
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
- E3 v+ [ v9 ]$ {4 a3 ]goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
3 f2 [ d. z3 F6 ncan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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