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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
* v; u) o- P' z, JI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
+ k) Y+ T2 A) z$ E1 o4 VThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.. j& P. J- j1 o1 J+ S k
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.7 K& t7 x: ^6 C0 {
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
, r n8 q7 u( ~5 Y S. u# s3 Wthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same! }5 ]8 `+ V2 k
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ h" t! Q6 J4 H; Y1 F
There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 s, g, T# V9 ~" ]) e2 G- IThere are some that would have you not use certain words.7 h) L' O* @9 e* |0 l/ `
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7. s2 w( c( i' Z) L
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
1 D: P" |& Q3 V4 k# b9 [8 n399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
4 f/ L1 k' L$ ?$ hto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,3 r/ v# J" X; H1 E
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- j+ n! r6 `' y( m
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,. p2 @! t b$ @( @1 G8 p
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?! j; [' Z3 d( ]* w
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ q; U3 T* l+ {7 d( XThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
0 P. r* o5 Q- x# I( p0 t2 Ycurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
& k9 G; F' ^0 z& ]* ^/ b. ?9 }"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 d8 {' _2 ~& Y: E+ W1 {- W1 R9 Z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
+ p0 N/ B, ~9 B' w+ }sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ E: U3 z1 A# @" e5 v$ X1 B
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# O1 Z2 f w ^3 o) Qsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist5 R# D7 L) X8 `& M _7 q
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,! Y) X l! i" P
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
, D5 a, Q; o- b' lOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
" d: w4 Z% c1 E" x" o: qnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,+ R1 f# w/ N/ K& H8 W
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
/ l( T7 b3 H* \3 |/ Z0 Lcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why- M6 q9 F- c3 d3 _5 x* t) J: v; [
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 H8 U5 ]( z0 ~" |% r5 G U9 BMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
$ L2 X' i! q+ ]' A! ~: Ethere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.4 E& B2 o7 W$ [6 Q
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% \- y- }: o1 j( |with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at: e6 @% l2 |0 I4 w; ~
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
4 K: R* s0 o' x5 k; y& LIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
+ `% p2 h3 t4 u- |3 Q# e- {7 Nother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go3 s4 _- ~' R6 z$ J
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
) \' M; v( u# v5 A( JPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were& b( c' |4 Q! d6 p, X7 u* W% H
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I5 e0 T* d/ e9 G7 b' i
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
5 Q- N5 `: t& t+ ]. ]stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.", f) E6 {& c- r% \3 F- F
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more0 S) P6 T: {( m0 R% p4 N* w! @
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- h [1 q5 l/ K: S8 ?it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
( N! O- N. R+ s ~6 vimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to$ U6 a3 G* }+ `: h
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# R4 u- R7 q4 z# ]: h. q8 w6 w' l) y! N
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
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1 \) ?- O% P* z8 q' Na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ g( r2 n/ O- RI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
0 _/ F' @" j. Rthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
' r* N, \4 P5 B9 \/ rSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.": ~/ `$ N' l9 S( m( ~. Z
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.+ {; K5 x0 a" F1 r9 _2 @1 x
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
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clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,: W0 p7 {9 t- o8 l R# T9 g' K
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 N9 ]1 U: r( o* fBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
$ w: O+ j7 k$ D2 t% k* PRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock0 @& s; \1 @" y+ ~6 h& i6 L
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: o$ i6 j8 [/ c" M" B" O! A- t
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
' l/ p5 U( t* O: WKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ e) ]& ]. @# }3 a* d$ k5 Z
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
) W; ^ \# x2 k5 [them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
- s" l9 H5 ]- ?, E# bgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You- q: f& o+ Q+ F6 N7 w6 Z
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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