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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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& }2 H, U# X1 m" LI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
: m+ p' z8 W. W8 vI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
; r, X N: ^0 ?1 QThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( l7 b! s& b6 V. X4 L
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( g4 b8 P- R$ P+ }3 Ethen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) Q0 e4 K2 e$ R. c. @! B) ~, v
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 `0 M1 g7 k" q5 ?: N- o8 R3 R
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
/ u- J- I! ]' {7 R' fThere are some people that are not into all the words." V j. X2 L6 c
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
) _& I0 P) w8 l1 V# H* jThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ W E, V1 T2 c3 ?4 T8 Jof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 a% G0 I2 L" @
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
" M$ S, T' V" j Y# s3 f; Z F( Qto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,+ R& p1 j, f" B4 m* y. u
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% P8 |8 F7 ?8 @! b* i9 Z) g"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& m; K: x& U$ u l- Z4 Q2 }
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
) C; f7 f& H2 J: j3 P t( M2 Q"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# k, C( r6 f1 t: \, g+ }! CThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
5 j" h* S& ?1 V: s# Mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
: J2 K' s ~& h+ M"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& o3 Z+ D- A5 I' sWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% p- n: n* a. H9 ~0 F5 a4 S9 y! v
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,) K) \9 [) t+ S' }: Q* e- H: Y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a* i0 F, V$ ^7 i4 M. j. S. c! e
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, K( G% Z+ `' d" {7 d$ A& r5 n5 gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,+ m5 I2 c1 D$ t6 Y+ q# e- H. K
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just1 C2 `8 b" j3 h) J! X: [
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
1 }4 K" y% Y* N. jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
+ I+ O% I# _% a3 \but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not. w- U. [# O' b2 j- K
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! ]# F" a. {8 Y2 r' Msome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# B' ~! g1 f. N
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
) V7 k8 s# S$ g7 tthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
4 t: s& w/ ^7 f. {2 KI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. ?& J: q# X6 H" X7 p' D& `5 g
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at8 m2 J! a5 ?, s: K# i% {
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 l( ?* l, S1 V- k R! g; z: {' T
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
8 Q6 n' M, k% k( [& U* A: kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go& u8 b1 `$ j. Y4 c2 _; l: j' [6 [% ~
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that: ] H( f# q8 u$ `
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% t- v# `0 j* k; J
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
: P1 Y, T6 Y+ C V8 i; ^don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such( V( C7 ^; |4 y
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 S6 f2 P& A7 ]9 b M
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 R! L* l% V8 o' v
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 W2 s3 D# V2 N$ P$ Z5 @
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
4 k' X, \; K1 j; j& j Limprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
5 S# L1 l1 i( ehurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,/ K) c0 j0 \$ N+ X+ @6 P* l% W
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
4 b, P! ]5 h5 o0 B, O! athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 h0 f1 |& [! ua great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
' c' T8 m' `% ^) ^I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for* F. k0 Q. g0 X# _
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,7 o* O0 Y7 ?8 h: x) X$ K5 n
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."& }& c w, D5 \2 D' W4 m5 L
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
; i. T& p* F8 U4 U$ R3 T: [I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any: `; W; Y$ f2 y4 a6 G% o+ i
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! d9 f D* B9 L2 _- O( W1 z( \3 `, L
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
; |4 p7 Q% w8 gand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.9 j! R: L; `% ^; ?$ r1 g% r
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
9 L3 U7 Q! E7 t& s% u" ARemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" E2 c; U4 `: rCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
& c) l* k4 e4 z1 n* H* f7 ~' k5 u: jthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for' U% K/ m3 a8 g" u$ ~
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& h% R% g5 H' B/ _5 T% K
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
- Y$ o# a/ x& O, ^' H: b/ Cthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that% j3 J5 K3 L Q* j
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
: U9 ]# a) ~$ a' E& Y! Ncan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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