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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.* g; y t, q V& `
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
" l, R( e! t4 E/ a# @I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.; O2 e- W9 Q$ H, i- V4 o
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.* m' h6 p1 C/ h
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
$ m# Z! L' s* Rthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
" U* n9 w5 ]& H$ C2 g3 Vthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same1 ?: J) ]+ i; p- |
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.: c# i/ @, b& t1 f$ N9 Z4 V( i4 A! l2 s
There are some people that are not into all the words.
, e: F& C) F* n, qThere are some that would have you not use certain words.& R5 M$ V' i8 F; ~, c- @% S" j
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
0 ?) E; N2 V! H, P; Eof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
" Z$ ?! R( u% [- F9 ]399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous, `' R6 r! p9 |* }& R
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,4 i8 V- y+ `, m9 k a7 L
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?+ d f! h6 w7 p$ L8 w1 i# Q6 I; \
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
/ ?6 ] `. `, Z% R4 \ oand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?* E0 j+ K! d O
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 S+ }2 ~& t" }4 ^ v- L: [4 L7 MThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,3 [' C/ w8 y6 c: p
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 N; b3 I0 C& s5 x) ~3 |* N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 x$ M8 G. w) P( M0 WWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
- B$ H4 `( J5 k6 L7 G5 Bsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," k8 h d& x9 w' L$ Z
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a. N* t2 g' T: I
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist/ ?% }( n, u8 ^' x8 C( m# Y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
; w; i; h, S* k5 X: jPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just8 E* I/ h0 n% O; s6 k; V( H" \
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
" D) T. U+ c8 Q. r0 Xnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,4 Y( H9 J. d1 k3 @6 }# H
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* D" w4 Q4 F# e) a$ h
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why# O8 v& z3 c ]1 E& ^# z' b
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and' H* w5 a' N4 w4 O
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
0 y5 H* ?4 l9 u+ m8 v0 vthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.7 r+ t$ m( F$ \; e: M
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
# ^( [/ o% t) W [, D3 ewith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at: i4 N! p2 _+ x# [
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
' F! ?9 p/ E! @ V! _$ xIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
2 l- L8 S) I0 j; |other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go5 M" |5 m( S+ _# @4 x1 G
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
# {8 i3 R" e) {9 A0 \! _Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were8 @0 I& ~6 v: n! Q, f
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
4 D* ?# Z4 C5 `( ~, P1 u$ odon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
9 u8 t1 m) m5 y. O% c% @* [* D- J1 nstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."% X) w8 Q1 g) Y
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
/ _$ w) Z( J0 }2 Faccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 p; r9 R* @# q4 K3 @) `it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very; U! l0 q8 b, J7 S, u6 E3 ?- R
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
6 |' S1 B, o( c4 C( c1 C3 e0 G# {' _hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,' O4 |) O+ n% v, s5 l9 W; F
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love9 E. T- S4 T( P( Q9 V
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 e7 O/ K. {+ ?, H
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
$ V1 L F. x& J9 C6 N1 @9 qI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for- l$ T) N% @2 `1 h5 Y
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
3 ^ Q* r. W: S# u+ }Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
& L3 c; a0 e; TSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
. R1 a0 m! Q9 _0 a8 E& ~I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any& O- |4 ^8 l- E. e7 W k
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 }5 M$ a1 L+ o6 @3 P6 Xclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,' {! v+ t( [, m" H
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.( o( l( H& W" W; q$ { W
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 w A, ?% w* Z
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock9 j! ?$ {) D- _9 G
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in% ?# e% L4 l" [1 j/ A: T! |9 \
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 ?/ D W" a; ?; s" u7 `/ Z% z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
) [; N) U J3 K; H: W: \ R- ]say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
c2 V7 F0 x: ` zthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that, s0 K/ v! ~( @; }& |
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
; V4 K& m* \0 J( H" g, p% A- }can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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