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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 ~+ k }% F6 D3 w
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.' q4 i: \) F6 p, |0 A' g
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.1 k4 v8 ~& M4 M
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- B4 g! x# F: ^7 WWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid., x$ g& \/ B) u
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
5 l& P: I a4 A8 rthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
2 J8 R1 |" \- Y! B7 Twords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
" T( B# ~8 W$ ]' S; {4 m8 y+ }There are some people that are not into all the words.' o5 ^! X7 Q( s0 r5 b
There are some that would have you not use certain words.$ j1 e& l% y4 ^1 `8 m; a ^2 M
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 i: `# h# B& c3 [6 _* sof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
1 [ c3 H* s! R. e. K399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 N8 F5 p g& y; @
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; ]; F# `/ x6 Z& n* g/ e- u, h8 r6 f* H
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% A2 } @+ X' B q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; k: W# J1 h& ~- J: S. T) l) h' h" R
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?% [0 q2 E4 r: Y5 U9 M5 J: r
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 e, L4 v" A7 E4 D$ c8 p" g
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
; f* z! l! t1 M2 [/ p& q2 ]. Icurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. {* q" Q7 F3 D" u. Q9 r" l" T3 O" B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# @ k0 \$ w% j5 a3 DWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly4 ?6 h" G; B, y( O
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,9 j. Q# W- v0 u
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a5 i, q1 z) O E( @' w6 J6 ]1 w
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
; v" ~* u/ z% W* {1 u Hsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,% T, {& M5 x0 W. m* g* m- Y( S) I
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
2 W, x& a2 C4 f9 NOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 o+ }. M$ {( K& P4 I; E8 h# h2 B: Inot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,- @4 {5 U" n+ }9 A
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- }+ U- n% w4 a
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 k6 n$ Z% X' g0 Z- g! Csome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and7 q( }9 o! k# {6 T g1 [) f$ g
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
* R1 o# c: R ~, Y( a+ e9 a6 a7 mthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
! O1 Q F8 U& j, Y+ BI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
5 v; R1 }/ q5 p. S+ s4 l* V3 O1 Jwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at% Y, i$ W- H2 m, Z2 k3 i; G _
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."8 @$ o6 A& h8 H9 ?
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ d4 L$ R L% Z; g$ n
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go( _( n- M: v- r# @9 ^( v! w
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that0 x5 \/ t6 Y# b! ]/ h$ |* B
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
H3 Q, F- v& r$ S6 W- L1 lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
* ~9 p; t4 X2 f/ qdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such& J9 C% _9 ]' u+ ]
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 G7 P% V, ^0 D4 {9 n7 r( ~+ AAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
( N* p0 @7 _6 l' D+ {! i7 c- Naccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think. V) p& @3 R8 U# X
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
; L+ b3 O. ]3 E5 }; K3 L7 Z# fimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
6 T. k# d, M1 ?hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
) l1 r% w4 C' q9 A9 f. Q3 w"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ b$ Q9 M7 S2 f1 [: ~" X$ c
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
( `# K4 x. c7 ra great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but7 ~2 a% u9 U- A' W0 o, E: S
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
% C7 l* f& t# e3 v3 b" F. o: [1 Xthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 d) Z) G; f/ t. C+ j2 i- t) D
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
' L0 ]) O) y7 ~( `! H5 N. tSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.0 Y# ^8 D; _3 O S7 |
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any3 z+ T0 x+ u3 ]4 v3 l
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
8 v1 @* q8 C7 Pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,: s' ]3 k6 E. M$ X$ |
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
' `" {0 w }! R. zBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- U& d8 g/ Y6 \/ ^% ?
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
- B/ e7 T* S8 }1 |9 QCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in1 f; T' `4 o1 N/ {$ ]9 W
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for" `" _2 v0 `( l4 ~
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't& ]9 e/ H4 e: @! I5 p. K$ j
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding/ i' m3 z/ H4 x
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that3 O3 ~/ _' O6 y/ U' f# G) t
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! Z; _) Y. a8 Mcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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