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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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4 ~' I9 R; i! e! ZI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
& K$ B$ K& o/ q7 p2 W. ZI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
7 K4 Q: P5 a! S3 sThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
8 d6 L; x% F3 T& ?Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.. n3 }2 W, A1 R C9 `- e, u% t
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for2 @7 x+ b* {+ A: u
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
[! D* ^5 `# b+ Pwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( Q ~; o9 V4 q+ U* u
There are some people that are not into all the words.
, v% e0 @# N. |There are some that would have you not use certain words.% Z3 B) {0 o! R5 o
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% A/ l/ K6 h' R! ?9 G+ n. F* z3 @# r
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ x3 u" u% j5 W$ S0 H1 C7 E" j
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
9 q* y+ N( u, D4 Sto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,% R3 c k" w5 p5 q, w6 ~8 @
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
9 Y" m) H( M y9 Z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,2 p# |5 {& ~0 ]& t# E7 j3 v
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?. N e- x5 a3 s x [- F
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
( o3 Z3 L& T0 T+ oThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ f9 L7 d2 C8 o% }3 x+ V! z
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.3 k4 ^/ V S; e4 R! H4 I6 D
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% o1 P& _! w% |3 k- E
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
5 {: k: F2 Q5 [- dsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- j3 Z) A* u. }& cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
9 c0 f$ m* [# L: A9 G5 X0 _3 Dsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
( m$ W; a+ R& {snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,! r* ^2 p6 l' z' b
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
5 d" b* g# S0 y/ g5 \One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does# r8 h% @8 K- Q
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,# R1 v2 w% R7 D/ U/ k
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not f, ^+ T Z- Y5 |
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
1 |7 B+ p+ |$ z0 m6 U9 F% Psome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
0 d2 n4 h5 I6 r* Y) [9 x4 P, kMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on' h8 H( Q. c$ P" s4 M; P, |% U% }
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.) x5 w7 U& b, b0 R" n( {4 b
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend7 q6 s3 V7 r# J/ `& W. q% ^. D" q3 z
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at1 f/ V8 Q6 K d9 E! g
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
; L6 K1 L9 n, jIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the4 w2 o/ z% D8 s5 w9 t
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
9 R( V, S; [. d" }together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that Y& B; b" a# q) i+ _: Y
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were$ l3 G6 K9 Y% C4 O
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I: J! r- N1 H P) |
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such5 l' d$ ^- \! y1 T# C) ]% L% Z
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."2 z# U" I; y8 a
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
0 f5 l( O. L) n. A5 y% [accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think% W- [0 ]. L$ b& ~9 d% b) o
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very4 U q# X3 ]0 _1 H
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
& r# i# _+ C' F6 t: Whurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
8 {& x* Q) C) J' o7 s"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 B: T `& O. z; h" l# {than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 X+ V. u1 l. T; K+ J% {. Z6 ]a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
# s) v# o$ [& }# ^% q0 f2 nI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for+ H& ?! y9 N8 C h% ~
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,* J5 p) D8 }/ h
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
; L V9 i3 v) n8 JSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.6 N y) Y( a4 ^% E7 D6 y& S
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 F! u( \. u3 _0 X6 ~/ r1 scircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 b0 h4 j2 q; k5 P( j) I
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
# w- o B" z0 ]and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out., r( Y3 ?; j+ v( E* A6 z/ q6 [
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
q. t# Q3 z* Q' j/ C# _Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock. B/ A+ e* z5 p) J" H
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
7 h: m$ s1 _% w$ J4 X" Y4 o! }4 _# Vthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 K0 R% q+ ^7 C7 a; _$ b! z5 H, m* U
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
) ~0 ?: ]* g9 `5 q/ S# Esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; m b8 C( ]+ I7 H g# D
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that' F( H) _9 }6 v+ \3 G
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
. p1 \' Z6 C f( Z6 Fcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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