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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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0 B/ i+ K9 g/ lI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
$ g0 {5 e2 G- C( z' B$ G4 VI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.$ _8 m4 H* g" I3 J$ |7 S4 C; }. _
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 K, U, M2 f' C# o) d! tWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.7 n4 {0 B( Y- |* p1 C; |( ]
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for- h; U+ X- W+ U
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
% Q, v! ^3 ?0 C# Ewords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
1 C9 r) n% H. N" o. jThere are some people that are not into all the words.
! O% a0 @" j% h: y1 |/ rThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
$ |: z! J; `) oThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7, C+ d. i4 q5 ~5 L$ M
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 K A( c% s9 A/ }& C5 B/ D, t399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
; J2 E( x+ u i, f* l' ^0 f- lto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,8 o/ d6 p+ K& P7 q$ `! f4 }
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?& J1 R3 i/ z3 f+ b/ I( P. e; ~, N
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,- @: a" h' Z( G# `
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?* H1 ?: W; W$ w
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- J7 H8 c* A/ |1 E8 Q) d3 }6 EThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
: w' b2 @! @ J, R4 M, S2 p3 Q- g0 zcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.' c' q+ m% B0 C0 M
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 F2 R# I+ ~2 x1 v1 g
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ T; Q, C' `5 h, G7 M9 V( csounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
7 \9 m% I7 n' h7 V$ W! V" m- Fman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
. u, X5 u% ~& U2 w6 m1 Y/ tsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 ]$ R* U, F* s# W9 T
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,1 I+ u1 R+ j- ?
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
7 ?: A6 K+ K) a$ i4 }One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does- t' a6 y0 N$ w5 M
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,. c1 A$ {( m& m/ u8 I6 a
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
) \3 i x1 {. U9 I% xcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ a/ j9 _4 _) r2 u. }+ t) }2 A: Y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 F* z, d$ D( a5 J! o. NMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on8 O2 {+ E6 o: Y7 h/ ^0 L4 g
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
% a4 q& Y4 n5 a0 X( h8 tI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
" D: R8 g6 M% }% S( F R3 [with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at$ g& K1 ^! M1 W7 b
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
: c+ h" ]) _, b/ n% _$ BIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 d( S3 b0 n6 U: h- \; p; c; _
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* _9 j" b0 j% s0 M# c- Q5 Qtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that& I' ^& S) p1 F% |9 [: ^: T5 ]
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were/ v; A4 v# {( |2 j# Y( l8 c
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
d, a! z6 T6 g% K+ G( J# |don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 c2 l; C' v( q/ U/ t( zstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.") o/ P/ T2 T1 p! S8 w2 N3 S9 \
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
* G1 P1 t. p' O, G% C0 t1 H2 gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 o8 W. h" H- ]0 i/ oit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
* _! h6 ^9 j0 ~/ ^0 u2 X$ [imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to/ n3 B. o6 E% g! ]) k G
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,8 K9 x3 M. _% E) f; [+ z
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love! E. e5 \" ~! S9 w2 |& a
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is! o" D+ J4 ]$ y+ u+ Q% ] F3 Y& j
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
( z) V, U/ X+ p( f2 w8 fI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
: [3 t& R# X" Z2 W7 pthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 x$ d# Z ?% A" H) r* o
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
- Y' P, Y$ E4 J3 N+ tSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 K+ L6 W* o# w, {2 }* a, NI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 j! J9 H _) U! g xcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even; b) `& T" }4 S+ f
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,, v1 L7 a- k" O; ~# D" C( t
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
: I) n/ B% r' P2 b; _% t0 ~8 UBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.: O% c3 O9 ]- m
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; k3 W8 M6 I" M3 n/ S, f1 R2 vCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
% V8 ~7 b$ ~. x& X& G* R3 Pthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
6 e: b) K; s6 ?+ rKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
0 v' y1 p# U% t7 z$ l# H+ g) |/ gsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 T# `- u: K( O3 a. |# Y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 N" p. W0 x0 o1 bgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
$ q- L! ~9 V: F1 B* _0 Y" \can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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