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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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- A' {& A1 G+ E |; t9 UI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
4 K) I0 e0 C+ }6 W9 A: g* r" k; F v* mI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.; N& b+ m# M/ v9 U
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
& I7 @" a6 ~4 h1 EWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid." U, W7 f1 P( V) r* p" C
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for/ j, i& P1 O" v4 }- {6 y
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same4 a, @ B( [3 q! P- n/ R, Z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
" X# m8 N' S+ D+ H+ H- eThere are some people that are not into all the words.2 ~1 N& c# [* Y
There are some that would have you not use certain words.& o7 T5 G! ]7 N/ d. }
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
! P# U' w$ `* s S% w1 qof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is., @8 ^8 W' K `/ n" O" E( z( f
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* m3 r0 O9 S% G2 x! ~to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
. z1 v# U" H( P3 r8 {! E( E7 F9 Q+ jBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?, j' x; b7 D% k# r) B* n5 t }
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
" G3 N0 J) t; m& r/ k! E2 [) Yand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 z A5 s) O, Y8 K, a# S3 P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# @$ @$ i7 h4 w
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ S' h, g& w; i& S6 V
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ G8 h# p% B- `5 X, _0 @" U
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 t# a0 a" s" M3 J9 ], U; v
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
" {4 t, n+ d4 csounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
) U ~1 [6 |* n3 ?6 Zman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a! l. Q! Z' |0 m% b- h$ n& j
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
9 a: T% A9 N: S# ~1 Psnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
+ o3 v; c3 U8 r9 E! D e4 iPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& R( i4 ^ m) R- {7 \
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
: o9 z/ S' f! W. L, Rnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,9 y- S: n4 w6 j
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
1 L! B# \2 v4 J( Y+ i; `" ycompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, q1 l! g2 T' p, P# v9 f' a- I6 Q: Zsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% s/ d* ~! [& h$ B
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on7 {- F3 u7 F" C7 }' g1 z6 G& q6 o
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.# @% q8 S: m6 ]2 O( e1 C4 m
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
, o$ W" m) ~7 t1 u* l$ d$ twith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
) {1 V, [' l4 t# q, s; P+ Y" D: |you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
/ H4 D5 c0 }5 }. X$ ?It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the+ u! K% s8 I! K/ W3 g4 n A0 x
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
" {5 m7 f1 h: f- q- [" x7 Ntogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
6 O, n4 C+ _; WPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were' r5 N. U5 C6 w1 c/ n% d
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ D' y3 x. ]) D' G/ K: cdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such8 u% {% e- `: H/ a6 f
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
' v( Q6 @+ _9 l8 b' RAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
5 b, w7 f+ k1 s) t& u- E3 \* g2 A8 gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
1 w" {2 d( e+ N, B6 @" N2 I" kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 s# C- g# Y0 Y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' a: S# K6 ?9 z) y; p. S' q3 Y) b% \hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
- W9 @$ z. A& m* P/ K"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love2 V1 Y: n( P4 G5 O4 S
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is/ z, z; r& p! s4 e+ P
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" C) |8 K$ ^ |8 f4 X5 T1 {: B! vI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ K* v4 _: ]8 e7 Z
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 b% T4 k: I2 Z4 O
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 }8 m( f% [" @3 Q
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
8 d4 r- Q# r& q7 |( U$ {) |* |I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any% y; P2 P/ E! T- D
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even/ U+ ?0 H1 Q5 U( }$ ~3 O X. x
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
w9 k: u) X$ j( ~: Qand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.; o, D+ R8 r" |2 }+ k2 o' z
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 D4 A# B8 \0 u8 r' GRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock* G9 g# Q/ I5 u7 r
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: \$ A# ?6 S* g5 @: b
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 M% y4 a- B b$ a
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
& Y8 q# _$ R6 n* ssay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
9 ?: _% R9 O2 c# ^) [* `them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that4 T! z! p- \' Y8 n8 l+ M
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ {* p! W0 [; `! X, o3 x
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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