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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 r3 S, ], B8 q$ l7 f: O- B
, p, o9 B+ b/ R; O9 t$ _$ AI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.$ h, Y) }5 ^; j& g" N" q% ]4 t3 C- e
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 l' @) L$ a1 q* p6 y* {
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion., X# @% R8 [1 {! {$ C
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
5 h s" }, r7 q( m5 E* lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for9 Q% X7 t+ n6 K1 [2 V: V
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( b5 {7 f+ i+ Z$ c; ]
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
: _$ j; b5 c. ^There are some people that are not into all the words.. o' t+ c- j* T* Z( W
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
' Q9 n2 F+ j- D3 fThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
/ L( I" v8 A* T9 wof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.- i7 Q( W9 \$ T5 T5 ?1 }* }5 j
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 X p" j! t( P" E! a( J3 e' Tto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,, c; d, h/ V* C. c8 _
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ \# H4 I% `- w( C5 i"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,( q9 K) y! F @2 Q' u: S. g
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
- E" _7 [. Z; u' f' C: ]"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) t) Z" n8 C3 ~- k5 e; pThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
: E# d2 L- H5 M% z0 gcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
" Y5 [# ^+ h* `# h7 U5 T, B"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 W7 {6 g: _/ j5 x
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly- x* b2 Y+ m' r) r M& m, D( k' i
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
+ e, h8 J+ B! j+ T: cman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a8 L" f$ ^$ Y+ @9 P4 c; ?( {
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist0 s5 ]7 ^ E' G% X
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
6 r8 O' l0 `, H3 d8 u4 rPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just3 q/ y+ H9 R/ [# o4 d! X
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does; |6 J; T X7 ]! H' g
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
* ~$ {9 d! H2 ^2 ^6 Mbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not! G% P0 y- Z+ z( V% W) t
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why2 o" s+ }% K2 \+ J5 k$ u% e
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and+ |; W( G5 p$ ~3 a
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
! D6 l2 n; `6 C" W7 b9 Dthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.1 r1 R, V" T6 ]) W! ?( k5 q2 F
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
/ C2 K( k+ k+ x7 l* M5 S$ Rwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
& W4 }3 F+ Y: W$ }1 |/ e, V6 O) X% e8 g jyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
, j/ x# C& E8 a' e9 B' c! ]It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the" j, ^" i0 N5 I
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go8 g' b1 p0 t' D% `5 ~- Y
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
. w* V0 L1 P! x( Q& |Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# M; @* q1 K1 j+ S; u
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 ^% {1 W; R6 N7 E& i! C! i
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such6 `5 v+ z+ D$ W" Q( y
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
2 w: Z( R9 X. _And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: D6 S, @: K; \( y" C7 A, Yaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think6 |/ J! `) ?6 _ n% c
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very& P# ~6 {" T: x3 L7 T7 T
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
- ]& s( z! ]- q/ t% }6 fhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
9 w% O r5 a4 n: T: f0 U" y% E. C"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love( z& x9 z( n( e: {2 w1 ?+ o
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
- d* r: V0 {$ H5 _, @a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but# X8 O5 }6 s' e- W; S
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 W- O. N% [( H. s7 ]
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
9 K( L; @3 O% g9 h+ jSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."( F9 S$ E+ D, s. D4 q
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." n& c8 }' p* e
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any7 W5 h5 U: Y. f; h$ j/ H8 E v
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
) H) H* K( ^- b: ?9 h2 [; r* v% Oclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
; ` J. y$ W7 T! b: Qand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
8 E& F- s/ j( x4 a& |1 n) m E- fBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ p$ I" ^, r! _$ z% e' B" W, HRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 v2 c# n5 `2 W) s* oCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
( X7 g4 X; m+ a2 P8 }the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
3 _+ x. K$ M( C/ E6 d" o6 LKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
5 F% |. k( b8 ]& F4 m9 Esay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding9 U1 k) k4 A' D2 f0 \1 e6 \, Q4 U
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
# ^4 N$ ` a- V; _" q8 `goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You/ i& b- I3 c& ~* j
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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