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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.% q% c: c l3 G
; y# M1 h4 G. hI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.- C& u7 |7 I2 H5 p# d* q/ R3 j! P
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.- G, d% M. c) ]$ @ F
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
3 d: W7 \8 k5 C0 Z6 L1 b/ fWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.2 N- E$ \5 A5 Q2 h. Q1 X' Y! ~: E
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) a3 @# G+ x7 `7 ?- G# b
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same' _; p0 M# K- z3 s
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.5 V! ^! V! q7 d; A; r7 C
There are some people that are not into all the words.$ l6 r: X3 J! n% G; x) _( c
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
6 u2 q' ~6 a' d0 U: cThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 70 I: i; w& M) m" O+ v+ S7 @
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.# @! ^$ I& B1 {2 ^
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
( @; N& g# ? ~) w2 {to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
5 ^3 U4 H J% u# |, V, pBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 H/ T& k4 a* p9 N& ]"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
& s+ b5 L3 Y+ g4 r, c3 c9 ?( ~and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 l4 ]$ Y: e/ E+ ~& `
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") {, k- q3 c) e# ?1 b8 j: K
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
# ]& @* X/ c1 u- Pcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.! X& }* j3 \. {8 N7 W6 A" ]/ w
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": M3 J* F2 a: h
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
0 ~0 }. a$ ]' x8 Hsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, q3 M, F7 b- P8 N& k! Kman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a' U2 U: ?* N5 k9 H, G
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist' z8 P& C8 @' x6 B$ J' b
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' [! b2 q) \ L" N8 r' W
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 O* k# [5 \, q9 K9 M% U$ V, b* {
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
$ L) [! {: m/ V- mnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,/ m O& i' m5 X' O! E% H
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* C. }6 B, m8 B7 \
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
3 t- h: ^( N& G0 A5 q: N" Dsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and* R; ^0 o3 v7 w" q7 B' z
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
8 e! [" C5 ^6 h0 rthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.6 x. f+ K7 F( I3 j
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend* Z8 x4 i, b& T6 S4 v
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
3 X# X3 a( @ i r( U: Nyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
2 D* c4 F. X: i0 v8 w2 v$ jIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the# k, h/ W* x8 u3 A# a8 o& {# I
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* ~4 }' h7 {. U4 y/ ? _" T, G( n) l+ Mtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
$ M+ C6 h6 x" p4 F: L( QPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were1 I [% a/ p% @3 @5 d9 H
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 n$ p- _% t$ r% [8 f1 _3 s0 X
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, Q& z" I/ K: B; R3 S* ystupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."" I- H; _7 \& ^2 Z
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: ~5 s6 [) f2 ?$ H% r1 W/ daccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think- U" q7 s; S; a' b; b0 M
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ ]( O5 y+ r; G
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
) V' |4 }3 W6 h, r2 n( khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
# J, M5 @' S3 z+ V% [, s1 q* N: D"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love' R" T2 i) M4 Z6 ~ D* b, m& d
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is5 X9 h: y1 ?8 U- m( ^5 R/ E
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
2 T! p* b( ?' EI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ M6 U9 U" C: k9 r1 I; d/ h& @- l) D) jthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 m: [ ?& g+ P9 O/ _
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
! `9 j$ ~7 ^* i; W) z( CSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
) z% F9 ?9 h4 P' d9 kI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
) q. O) a: q; F3 a, v% Gcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! a/ z0 ^) ~# F) ~ H( E
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
1 X6 R b. H( s3 n( n4 Qand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 T' e' k: E6 {% h2 S4 y6 oBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
! a. c* G" t% m, _4 P; b' |Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock. c. Y8 u- d( j7 \
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
3 l$ n b, J" h! e1 cthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for0 D: |) T5 B% B
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't3 X8 C0 X/ k& A/ o$ y
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding/ y9 y& e- s3 g
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
9 h/ n2 o9 a2 D+ `goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You P- ]1 W5 f0 r; q" K( N2 E ?" ^
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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