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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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9 a2 s1 f1 n% ^$ z1 N0 h: @3 RI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
- ^$ O+ K+ d2 D* U( RI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.# N: @7 x4 N. P( g- l
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.. P7 k7 x8 \' Q: A
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.; C: Q9 \0 c. S- f( c2 E
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" ^( Y" s M- `# Q- T6 q0 v8 Q" I
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same- K! Z1 u! j! y& R: g& K
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.1 j1 L& v; k- u7 i. i# E2 k# I
There are some people that are not into all the words.
7 A- n' W* F3 d1 k4 |: V# HThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
) E5 Z6 k' [+ R4 S2 y9 P" {5 S5 J# AThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! W0 _) B6 ]; H
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.) {$ U( y' `, j% U g
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% B! y7 F. L/ g% A1 y2 {to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,& w" f. R A9 _* N8 A/ U0 Y* s
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 \% m* n# p- f5 G"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,0 H) O2 h; _" q7 z% E
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 o, {7 z! ^8 E) B- _+ u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# o! K, C5 c0 B$ T
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,) P* G- w. B( N' N4 O9 D* }
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
" M( P V' Q7 Z/ L% R"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& N9 D8 m6 m2 @9 ]% G7 A! o
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
( G! p) O( T- e& Y) {sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,: X' n7 K+ w6 ?# ?9 h$ f/ k
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a' P" d) ]* Y# b8 Y+ n0 ^) ?8 S
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
" a7 G# O9 H7 Y- a( w2 [0 b$ V: hsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,+ R- K' d' }4 }- V) ^& W: K5 d
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just/ A" e3 G; q/ E
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does( t6 w5 E: z# [2 }+ T/ ]. |1 r% e
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
, y8 v1 S2 D( s2 W" ]/ A! Q- nbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
+ y: N7 F' y$ S6 G! g/ Lcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
% [, U. Y5 [. m" Usome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
5 r" z6 r* Z" C# ^* UMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
O. {1 a' Y* @. ?+ e2 o0 cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
" |: r5 l- h1 U, W& VI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
* m: Q3 G2 c! w& k" E% O8 pwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
8 G9 l$ a0 G/ m' L1 Qyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": D) ^. V0 v1 }1 B8 [. W8 T2 z- |
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the7 s1 n& A- M2 A$ Z
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
9 ]6 R; m1 Z4 \2 v3 Ptogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that4 e# y4 w2 T1 d/ Q; X# W2 C1 @
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were0 U, h+ Z" v7 n4 j |2 C
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I+ p! Z3 I4 ~, C
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ j' E. e% c a1 m6 R. P
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
7 P) Z9 j- H8 M! C r& }, [& YAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
, a5 x. d. J1 _# ^- Jaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 }- n4 n$ w. | D7 ]% U
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
7 d. u: O% n7 A( F1 o7 S. E5 S" Cimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* q% j# h" D4 p2 O
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
/ K3 k1 L" L+ s1 X8 G"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love6 ^ b& p$ }+ A D N9 ]3 E
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
) P7 U: }+ D1 r- U) W% \, F9 Ra great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
8 @, h; w. l& x3 v- V8 b0 BI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) { V4 j3 K9 Y1 c! M, S+ c: c( othe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
) h1 E+ ~5 b0 vSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# d, Q* e4 J a% x6 I9 a0 O7 C- ~So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' T6 J9 K' ]# C6 e' ~) S4 m) m
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
- d8 G- S9 t4 r! K$ J# w5 @3 Y$ ?% _circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
5 ~) v8 R4 T6 ^: L0 U% sclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
3 i2 ~- h2 ~! _% k& u4 h: wand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out., B+ @8 x, `% c9 c% h# }$ }
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 s( n4 v+ d! S* _* a
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
2 }7 P' c9 h2 `5 VCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in3 m) K& y( B$ G$ g A) G* k
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
: N! l R4 ?0 ]' ~* ^. }. pKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't7 j* l5 g% _/ \0 }; s8 z$ g) z4 g
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding4 ~; |4 C" {; B3 V2 {
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
; x) n( o4 p+ C' [! |4 f% f( Q9 kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
8 x6 q4 ~8 E: q1 ecan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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