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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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0 X0 _( D0 I. x1 s" i6 GI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
6 C' l! t3 z5 c, Y; HI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 Y. |- l( L7 a0 d- P% f
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.+ V% O0 c8 f- p' P( S
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
6 b9 W) f; C/ Q# E6 y9 D1 xthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
( t6 J( F* P/ \. x0 jthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
. F3 ?5 {$ a& {words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
`8 ~1 P8 r$ K. jThere are some people that are not into all the words.
! U, @/ G" G/ T; @* gThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
3 ] u# g9 Z, n* E. qThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- L' C& h; ?4 b5 Pof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 u* G% l8 ~6 |; [& M2 n' z399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
' b+ p1 g) n" m$ Oto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,2 W# S5 j5 s. r, z3 I
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' F' A8 c* w7 L* \( l! p& {"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,7 k& G7 F+ ^* f* t3 X" ~! U
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television? E: C F" n G$ g2 D4 z$ ]- Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 k5 g% {6 [& ?0 ^3 P, B) F, mThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul," M' O3 R4 y) _
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.2 [! L" J i- j
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 f4 J4 F0 r5 }+ mWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; h C3 K# p2 M2 e9 l
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 m7 r4 s/ y0 C
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a5 |& {( v5 M- ?! ?9 ^9 c, s0 Z' g
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 ?" y$ v( ?6 l# R6 R. J) J; j7 v) D# lsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,! t- F8 j8 s) X/ V$ F; y% M
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ g6 L& h! }' lOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
- ?6 J) J6 _; E; m$ Unot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,5 G4 F: ]. D; N) A, o$ F
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
! u% l0 c. B7 ^. tcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
: S& {+ Z3 N/ Zsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and T9 \; `! M/ ?7 _
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! ` F2 ]) G& `1 q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
, A9 _) N! k" gI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ m+ i" T. v" j# d8 a
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at3 ~0 \% e, Q2 d
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' K' m6 |( k: @/ I. |2 M$ A0 o
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
0 g5 X3 o6 p" l T: b$ i# yother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go l3 C: j( L" ?4 j" v* m. M
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
' W- e9 B0 F$ xPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
4 d& e3 h) R+ g: b" B# wcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 J3 n4 w1 l# l T4 Adon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
& [6 @6 S; I3 S u0 Y$ e9 x! ostupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."+ ^8 ^2 V1 T" z- f
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
8 e6 K& a+ x5 }& jaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think' v6 ?8 t' B1 F" t
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 u& \( f; K8 v( n
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' t4 E4 I! V/ @. D4 Thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,/ v9 O3 V% j. ~5 y5 ]8 l
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: Q7 K9 q. E# K2 C4 L! K
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is9 ~2 z7 l. I1 G" |
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 ]6 z3 U! @ l& N o* v% F
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for; i0 @: y) h. a" S# F; v
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,& M! F0 F+ f, q4 {
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."3 G; i: @' V0 C
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
# C# ~! Q' T b) f" ^ k! [I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any& U8 J9 X* r/ M7 q. p
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even1 |) V+ Z% L5 S$ c+ g/ Y) q9 A, S: X
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 K+ X' v& s) v% O1 D% G* cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 p' i- {1 f, X) D. Y
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# H# H) y4 H j6 ]1 J4 T0 j7 `% Y
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock1 T& t j" E, i( {2 c
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) r# j6 Q/ C6 u( y0 M x
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
* t; ]* ]) D" k5 x# l8 M2 rKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't! L* c# W: c# f6 L5 d- d3 q
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
* k& d+ c9 b8 ]# K5 ~them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that/ y! C& K) Y. w4 V) J
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You, n" Q+ v( T# k4 o
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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