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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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$ L3 {% T* r3 P( z8 H2 wI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( M* B8 K* p7 l# i2 R& _. Z( B9 n
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.* b6 `! I4 g- z1 Y" z9 T- S7 y
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 u' h7 P: r, A6 K, C V' a7 G7 A
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
: [& Y: k) S+ I' Lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) }) ?- _ e8 k( {9 `7 _that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
" ]* F) C+ X- S# c( C# ^, e1 { Gwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.. C# q7 _& o0 j+ W9 `; d* D v1 k
There are some people that are not into all the words.* o) M, L' N C' Y1 x6 Q
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
# V/ z/ ~9 l4 OThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) @" z" a# F/ k4 ^$ j3 Bof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.. Q% C% g @4 T _' v8 h4 w
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
; c, a+ ~# G3 E9 Q2 n# k* V, Sto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7," Q# O6 {) }& K
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) J: x; v( g) }2 L0 T# R4 c& |1 p3 e
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,* V- C/ d1 M; v6 ]0 _( A
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
4 ~& G0 D5 N) \( T2 x3 f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
3 E% E, T0 I, T" ~8 u5 b5 j/ KThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,( s( A9 @- W; Z1 \; Q
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.( v1 Q" K* O7 d& F5 X
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 L. ]! x' j9 r& C: j( m' D& _
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
& C& f; H6 u6 q9 M$ l: o- Y& Q. Usounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
2 J7 C. w# a% ]' Z9 Bman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
5 i4 I+ _: B, psnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist# i W* a2 x; m/ x
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,: A- ]* l. u! m- o6 I
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just( x# L6 G9 q/ R$ k2 Z1 K
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
- _& R; V5 l3 knot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,- m& [! k5 a5 x: ~- I; h, X# A
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
6 G g7 \- x+ b6 V3 U% gcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
6 N- a2 n! Q& C# L' hsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and0 h3 z$ V- r* N- q6 Y3 s0 ?) W
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on- Q0 |0 [8 z( I- Y
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.# n |% ^9 F. [( X0 b: R
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
: O: O- }" X' ~1 V# W Wwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
( Q! h$ U! |8 J! ^you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."- T3 b' K2 A/ [# K; B% w
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
, U+ ? C& X0 D- N9 tother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
, b9 |5 D, v! V. Z Z2 V1 m" rtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that3 a, ], o3 S: C2 ]4 a
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were. J& g# N+ x) q9 z6 ]) z8 N
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
2 }: @" p q8 o3 Z. @, jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
% K9 P* s* e! v% K* Z9 sstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
; g0 I1 H2 J$ @/ K ^And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
' s6 f7 J1 q: W" ~% w7 E0 P, Naccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
+ `4 ^& J5 Z, u F. ?% |6 Cit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
r" H/ n* G, e- m- F. e4 @3 Himprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
6 c2 ]5 o% r9 d! x [+ _hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,% G1 m; j6 h1 s+ W5 Z& ~1 `
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: K. q7 K1 N, g: z9 [3 d/ Nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ _3 a R; @$ K# Ja great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but' h+ e6 }7 r7 K* Z ]# V
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 A& k4 B- F) g. t; A2 I+ b
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
|& e% k% N, c, |0 R/ Z+ fSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
' Y# s6 K" |' K5 i& m* V5 ~So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.( }. |% z6 s @. u( w2 K1 G* a' y
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any, J& s5 a+ F& U! O/ M
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 O" E L9 ?" u. r0 n. hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,) {0 ]/ N7 X% d/ r+ R: T4 p
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.; X+ J# z" i7 ]5 O C, C6 ~+ S
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 u% T7 U) q) i. K/ s$ p4 Q5 c; Q
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
8 i/ f9 `; a3 f6 qCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ C- w/ E- Y' I4 |& b
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
& i7 y5 j; \& `5 n z4 OKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
% [1 H+ F+ f7 }/ P, K% nsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding4 O1 V1 s/ w/ c1 m
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
: G0 _* ^1 G( h& e3 [goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
+ X- O% Q% Z0 Y0 p7 ~can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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