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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.8 J4 x7 Z% `/ a& ?6 {
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.% _4 e% e& }. ]! ?- ~7 d8 W
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 n0 F) D0 j& r( g6 m* D. _They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
$ Y! Y# s! \+ }" R0 I ZWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* H( z6 B" z+ }6 c8 O7 h
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for; t! X5 h% t! h9 h
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same4 b$ U( T9 N: L9 F m5 j# C
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
A( |$ D! t1 b8 U2 EThere are some people that are not into all the words.
1 e. t5 r* e3 x _/ _There are some that would have you not use certain words.
: n5 S; R3 }& d4 K4 A1 i% _" G% HThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
6 s2 S3 g+ h* Y' Oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.7 x& m0 X/ A- S% g. O
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous6 G0 y8 r! y% s# z% z2 a
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; B8 F6 K2 R: v5 A$ \
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( Y" }3 m( N& ?1 B"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,1 L2 j! H8 t. K9 o$ _% g+ j: X
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?+ l( C' P' \, I X2 @! q5 d" Q' }9 q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! O' M6 Q E8 v" A; Z% U/ Q, l9 q( YThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
9 j+ d# X! Z& Qcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.. u, k1 |$ h+ j' c
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 Z1 H7 V/ u3 N; Y/ w) W4 aWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly" a) I/ b/ J; p; m' a8 f0 x& T; Z* s
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- J9 T- M! x5 K: d6 O. K" _man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a5 U9 `$ {& t, Y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist) f' r' ]$ M j, R
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
' D4 t, k' u& x+ B gPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just7 Q7 \5 [- F$ Y0 O1 l* Q
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does1 v w6 K% F' q V2 j! h
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,- }( g/ Y: X( W) |" E; X
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
- U& d+ N+ Y# {% x/ K4 Vcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why. R9 d' b$ m$ o8 Q. M8 ~/ T
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and4 G: u7 E' d% z0 T
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
7 {% [: j; k% G5 I& M, Ithere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& G- R: K1 r( }/ ~, W, C% U9 H v
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
; C& q6 I2 i+ L+ owith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at, [6 u: L! I& r; ?% T# |
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
3 l: i$ w1 Q. M. d0 H7 MIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
; I R9 m, g0 X! S% l# iother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: n+ X5 {' ?, g+ x7 t# V s
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that2 Q8 s$ A* X v) d* ~7 q+ [
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
0 O0 m: T3 ]* z5 e& N8 g. dcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
$ F4 n! B8 T0 y% W6 \0 Z P; P" ?3 Zdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such% Q) R8 ^, ?% M. Z7 U Y! P" W' ~
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
! S! V' T; q/ [And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
4 i7 v# E/ K0 t! h0 M; N) Y laccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
8 [$ K& I6 `4 H" Git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
9 v% @; u3 l& R- oimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
1 K' |) C" E# `* v( m+ F& Jhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,4 `( A$ _3 R0 Y. G7 I6 _
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
0 h7 x+ b, F3 A. J4 g* u7 Kthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
5 Z& }, O- {" i j( K% aa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! f9 D7 c+ r" S& K2 q! L) E8 ]+ `I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for! i3 G6 a% `- M4 n: ^" S0 T
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
7 Y1 S7 i" R6 X7 S; B- A1 a7 uSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."# w, z8 v) Z" f
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.6 B6 _4 a4 {) d2 X9 L; R
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
3 g' Y- ~0 I9 j+ ncircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even7 R3 x' M! I; {' m, ?/ K
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& k0 e; @6 R& Sand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.: I# T! F5 G- N! g
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.: n$ e) m+ M8 x$ J! U" [
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 _9 p' [0 b3 `: \& ]. YCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in4 [; D6 d- ~; w8 `8 K; O" a+ A6 G
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for7 ]" w5 }9 J7 M5 g/ G" g2 Y
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
! }' T, j- t2 j5 ]' _# hsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 q- ]3 T% x5 V( Mthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
0 |1 |: {7 J7 b% agoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! G; f7 |% s! \; P6 \can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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