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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.0 }7 U4 D7 n# z. p; H
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 }, U7 k! J- r; Y0 C' oI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
3 t/ J7 K) Q; fThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
* A/ g! B, W) }* F% d- EWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
' y6 X/ T, Q: G( {then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
& L4 L" P6 W* k+ Pthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
+ n6 F! |* w. z6 K7 `words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
0 z- S! c( z3 E* R1 ~1 uThere are some people that are not into all the words.
: q7 d4 c% n' S5 y" wThere are some that would have you not use certain words.# `& z# u! J U+ `1 V
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 72 v5 |' U! U2 ]% i- T5 `% e
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
; j* ]; n5 g, ]) u+ q399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous$ z# ^6 B0 l4 g
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,, X$ n* `( ~% F# p- a4 I5 `
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?9 k0 Q8 i. k2 Q( ]
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
" g+ W9 I* s% T) iand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?; t' N# _; q% ]+ B+ G6 l9 V7 r) g
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"* P- i8 B$ i: E+ j$ B
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,) X/ Y3 h4 u! n, d. R
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.8 k& I! w1 U" p J5 B8 _8 q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) h% D8 b2 }9 w7 |! G3 g4 RWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: A. V3 \4 c* V1 O" p
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, [* E4 ^' l; c1 L& v! n
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
$ w2 O$ x4 }$ ?' Y$ ^+ D3 }snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist* g* U) t3 J% Z5 j+ c& W* N
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,0 q* w: X% K5 l. a2 E# Z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just2 L/ L) h. s4 Y1 X* ?% T2 L8 o
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does' D1 A. ]) Y6 z8 D. U8 E5 ~
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,5 H8 T& L, _& D( l; ?& d$ H* p
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
) l* A9 J3 P+ ^: {( L Zcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why5 E# l1 X* S0 j. |6 J
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and7 \) i# y4 D3 U5 T- j+ V1 [
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on+ c7 P/ [* b. l9 V$ z
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
' G# A; e5 V# ^! Y+ K& r9 SI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend: ~; C- e/ `+ x2 k+ o9 f j+ ~1 G7 B5 E
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 I S" h7 ^3 {- K3 N3 ?
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
" ]' a) \" x: _1 Q3 lIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
, b1 ]. ~0 [) ^6 }2 Cother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 _1 d% L+ z. k9 ]* s" gtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
3 {* J- D) z' @' u2 qPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 j, P3 x, s9 S/ z, a6 c9 ~certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I, o( e' I: _/ Q5 T w2 y% u
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
+ _1 i7 P/ v% w3 x4 }" Ustupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
4 s/ F/ w- m* p5 f1 x% Y UAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more) G( v# c/ o( J7 ~5 w
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) V- O- k4 Q' V# m$ K# x9 Fit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
" h" @6 T$ g& H0 O3 D$ ximprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
" Q9 O! a2 Y8 s2 b7 ~0 Shurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
) ^! n+ s6 W: ]# n* f" ["I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: t' |1 A! z1 W& r& athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) A7 W( ]; z; U/ c
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" K1 W% R7 k8 |4 s
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
+ R% W" F8 d' N# nthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,. @/ w& |& L! c4 @. o' K3 L
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 U( A# e+ w; ]5 r- D. N
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.% l/ y. U9 Q# v7 S2 R1 ^4 U
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any+ w$ y# D: M% w
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even; d% n% z' o7 `
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
" K1 u, \ [3 ]# m# d% ~3 }3 land Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
$ n( O S ^' s' m& [6 A7 ~$ S4 z& iBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
9 B4 _) P+ A" W$ b% VRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
: E4 k+ R) ]2 H' ?CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" _4 {7 K3 z w, wthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for s" L' W8 `* c, @6 a0 x
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
, U- e9 K1 A% U) _say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding5 |7 V; f$ e7 O2 ^$ _$ I# S9 J
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
5 X4 i; C" h/ G# e3 k9 p3 rgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You8 d; x1 q% c- r8 ?
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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