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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
5 b R$ n1 y- T% C8 P3 lI want to tell you something about words that I think is important., S! r$ z2 y- @3 t: z
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 H; a4 u X h) k9 P; DWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) C9 c8 a* ~! ^+ M% X" ?then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for) X; T- V/ A2 A8 R5 \$ Q
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 H, v% m' j5 V/ s
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.# l8 g9 g2 S& x7 I
There are some people that are not into all the words.9 V/ ]( |2 s" k
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
4 g V7 z9 N7 _# N5 X1 XThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
: J6 w+ [: V! pof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- k* Q, r! [1 Q" y$ i+ t% w399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% t, n: C: g$ F+ H# I
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
" N, u/ S, E/ BBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?! P9 r( ~8 M- @0 H8 |/ t
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
4 z4 E5 K- ~6 Cand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ f1 w* L! f; K7 Y; ]3 n4 ^
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 P7 i( \7 y; R0 _. O k4 wThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
- L, F8 ~* _9 U( a- Ycurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
; x) Z' K! `, k5 n, g# F) E6 Q"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 z3 ^# T/ O( j+ s6 LWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
/ Z8 t$ r. p) U. c2 K" \sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
# v7 j+ `' N2 {3 T: X2 lman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
. l) h6 o1 C. T- _" V: wsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist, ~) O5 R6 z9 B* n+ A. d2 I* v
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,! ]/ k& T' n) C4 B
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just1 ?; \+ o0 G+ q
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
. Q$ @( I# h6 ?0 cnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,) H! @, _4 i- X, C" j
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not4 ~4 m+ T @) f+ x, z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
' t5 ~- ^; J; d* i0 P% f% Wsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
4 K9 V- \2 p7 w" V! p6 h0 yMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on, {- j b$ F0 y$ k6 i
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.! d- T$ m }. D0 \7 A
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( x& ?% L; s9 W E
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at) m0 k: u# s1 Y. r
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
, R0 Q* Z3 T" n2 K1 a6 O, K: ZIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 t5 }) Z( j6 k& [3 f4 Kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go+ m9 Y% d- l! T% f0 H* g3 ^3 n
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that% _$ R' Q5 A) i4 i
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
?/ z( A& i" E1 F2 w( u+ Y8 lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! r) S9 B1 y4 [ }7 ]don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such- c( k: ?& @4 r$ V6 c7 N2 X
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."( b$ {5 Q. R8 r& b# b
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- L2 A& `- M% Baccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
7 D- \8 i& q. u5 L) hit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
$ O4 L2 p, I& b, t( w7 c( Eimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
% g" s# b+ ?9 Ihurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
O2 _# {1 A8 A"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love$ }& g4 k8 K% I3 V* E
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
$ p& D4 b$ Y) b0 Wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
- N, ~+ }, z4 u3 \* Q1 A! d; ^! TI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for8 `! e2 `; }( N! t5 J3 @5 }5 D* S
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
1 x, ^3 Z8 D% W+ f8 _/ SSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) i/ F- s3 }: k( `( LSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.. _0 z I/ N \7 ^ I, O
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
0 _) n V5 Q) i0 a3 o4 l8 ~circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
6 g8 d+ [" W2 s0 x% hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
" N9 S: K0 ~: f( Mand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.: b2 M7 H; J+ Q
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
1 r/ G" R% H2 s$ wRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
: C: P$ a) H; C" B) t7 M! \$ SCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in+ B( m, X: s1 N- c7 W2 E
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for( i/ T6 n Z6 v( E# q2 r: {
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't) C) f% u! h& R6 B1 S) n% ~
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! H7 T' s5 w& hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
+ |1 [3 J/ a o5 e& xgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% I4 `7 X G$ B# t. [0 zcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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