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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.! b U' E0 Y) x# ?
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
& C" Z3 @; O1 x* H$ P2 r& p7 MI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.! d4 i8 w/ T: k5 S4 J# J
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.- X1 y- P% u: ?' O! d7 E
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
" v$ s5 Y, _6 ]4 z: Wthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
# j& m% h* a, v$ ]* [that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 ^5 P$ e- v& l+ o% {" Kwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.+ P' l! N) J) _0 S K; D
There are some people that are not into all the words.3 V( ]+ w0 u9 |4 k( E- {
There are some that would have you not use certain words.& P% d7 o9 G$ m# c3 w4 r" f' u
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 A& v5 ?; V" ]- u6 W
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
% ]0 {4 I* Y. @ w% `1 M399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
( {( P* g+ M& Q3 v4 o' o0 E4 e$ hto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' h( Q% A: G+ {, h |7 X6 \7 GBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 P% Y3 E! q2 A2 ?" d6 Y; j"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,! ~" T9 g& i5 ~# Z% w! f
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?/ h& z) b% R/ f2 K
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 b6 `9 N6 o3 T' Z/ JThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,, R) w* v" m) x. ]( P9 Q( ?
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
( A1 d! J/ \0 h; d5 B"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* u9 B5 Q* c' lWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; z2 m. A& L5 A
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
: J1 a" a$ E$ ~$ Dman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
- b* q$ M, T0 Usnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist/ m0 x7 ?2 v9 X. t, R, c6 u( r! |3 g
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
- Y$ M* K, ` v5 YPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
/ ]) E+ ]* _6 |: R6 l' eOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
5 U$ S+ K3 l- z, b7 v" _not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
# U1 Z2 E5 S- M$ p. vbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not' a0 m5 ]; m6 ?6 F# ~2 r( ~
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
0 L/ I8 a* @. A2 b6 ~some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% @- K$ f! i7 Y) Y5 _" z) H# i
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on0 ^8 _( l- {% t }
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
* C3 `0 ]4 ~2 R# n, z& Q/ Q1 jI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend' J g- i+ X, U9 A3 c6 p) ]8 @1 z
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at- c/ Y8 E; k8 I* [$ D
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
% z! G3 T" I5 D! T2 T& MIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
. H: k+ a5 Y% m. r/ m u* q3 |other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go; X6 j* B& s u: ^# H) a
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that" X7 J% g0 d6 `+ g
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were3 v0 e4 x3 o7 u
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
& U5 D+ ~6 g6 m+ f1 ?/ S% Ndon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such1 t$ @2 |& L3 d. K5 s# s
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."$ A- N( \9 N# l) m* K
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
! n; E) W9 p" r* V' A" v+ Paccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think$ ~) i' S% I& Z5 E/ o
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
) F3 ?$ I% ~* W+ k ximprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to9 J% l1 ]" s& B7 W2 I4 q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# L' E/ J, r' B' R I
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love- G/ L1 f! b1 e% A
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
# T* z7 Z7 ~# W0 na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
* K' e+ z' }: M2 ?) ?) Z' ZI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
7 a, f& h4 R7 z) C8 B. A- ythe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
6 _. D9 B9 S, `. S: wSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
/ ^1 Y- x, ~! M$ |! U" u9 }So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.% ^3 i2 Z& a% q& q) ~; m3 r
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
, G: }3 ^" p( w9 I6 L+ Ncircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% M% ?9 }* w9 O, r4 y2 u) Q
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 ?0 z/ l/ y: f% y
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.9 E5 k0 P( B- N0 p! i. Z
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 ?3 P' g% b2 I7 y3 {. s% lRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
5 | ]/ ~, o; k: M9 ]% hCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
4 h! S/ K: ~4 L* h) F# j' `( Gthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
2 N7 ~, N0 ^8 _) ]* y* X/ F/ h& vKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't9 o; d8 t5 s) ~4 A0 v8 o! O
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 M. u6 I* C- `) s
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
. E5 l; F; }; `goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You7 m* M1 n* d& P2 e) e: Q! t1 m
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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