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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.. T& t: q6 {; K: c" K* M! u
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.% I. V1 W( J& m% I/ a' _( v: b
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
2 L! U: S4 H& g G( ^They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
r% V% X' b% q/ HWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
7 ?" W, ~, m( C3 Nthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for7 }5 B7 H/ H4 I O; V' G3 G
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same0 U8 `$ X9 R! y. X. N2 b* n% }0 q" M
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
8 j- d& H4 }; G9 d5 G1 O, dThere are some people that are not into all the words.
0 [/ |. F$ M9 f3 z# NThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
; [' H3 I1 z6 d& @. f! rThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# A$ }$ j& I: D+ a; {3 C; J
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.* S& C2 `' K0 q/ S3 e8 d7 S+ x1 E
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous8 T9 {. {0 l9 A& ]$ Z( J
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
" y3 y% Z; L" K* a7 k0 g5 VBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 P( U0 c8 {' T- K5 H' R/ L: p"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
/ \ p0 M- c# N, \/ N7 gand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
" A# O; Y" f: X5 T9 l) B8 ?2 e"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; M: i# c2 l: |Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
$ ] R6 j* ^+ v: Fcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
7 L/ F8 \7 K/ b! R5 o"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& a: n, ]# K% K- L
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
+ s) H& X) T+ z4 j0 A+ K$ c" n( tsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,0 Q+ p( n, e4 o: E8 ~3 O% j$ d
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a3 x1 K9 V2 d! I( r ^3 Q: T* q
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
& k S7 }* {; n/ f" X! y; c6 csnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( F5 H0 A( F! C* _Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just, u( b! M3 P. F; ~6 D- E) X
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
) }/ r' m$ I9 O# Q% y" y" @2 J# R ?! g, }not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ Q% {/ `* i* abut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
. i6 U2 p1 p Bcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why5 k3 @! d0 e. ?# a
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
5 Z, f! x3 S1 }MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on/ v2 b( u8 L- p0 `3 }4 A2 y
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.7 @% w6 I7 S! R9 k k
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend1 N9 i. m [+ k8 j, h+ I: W5 l$ Y
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% S/ ^' i. y+ e1 Y6 B2 }4 I) Pyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
! o# O1 u/ `' BIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
9 Q9 s7 V* @( a6 |. v7 F. kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
5 o& ^- J8 C6 ]2 ^9 ftogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
/ ^: U8 }& F. H' e0 F# gPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
& A2 k7 d' @5 c9 G$ U$ f: ~9 k$ kcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
: v! T: ^: z1 x9 n2 Gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such, n) m) n2 x6 p! V$ n# ?5 }
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
* m' [" \2 U. P& D* AAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more; @( _4 @3 U4 {! d6 A
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
. O$ U, x. }5 h" [3 D2 W7 |" {it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
0 ]; v8 h9 q3 G4 I8 Uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 I1 K$ C K* p9 y E+ n
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,5 r* P# R$ @* A' y/ o9 O' I' A
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
f2 d! |/ q) o6 fthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ J( V/ n4 X5 L/ Fa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
& [0 W1 s; x8 s8 bI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) a2 w! T( G/ O3 b6 Z1 \the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,3 H! n$ g- ?" ?" V
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
6 n: J$ u8 s- s6 x* S' P; Y- PSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' t, }/ H9 U" N$ t
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
% V O/ d; J9 Z, I: wcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* j1 M' Y& w2 p/ B6 _# _8 q. x: J
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
7 M2 o5 o" }: Oand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.6 v C1 c2 o k: m3 k+ g; I
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.9 Q% p9 X2 N" |$ l9 i$ i, ^
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
{3 c/ `/ a. i& N) \, ]! X0 L# xCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in; F3 [ t, A( I9 u
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for/ u8 D) I, u7 ^1 M1 Q
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't$ p4 f& n: D: J$ a
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding* X# @2 @* H* I2 |) }& D& b. e
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
, O- \$ D( b# igoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You! D- Y$ F8 y+ O. N* I
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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