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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.- D1 g- A0 Q; i" Z
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.3 {2 |0 D. E L& H4 T" g, ]
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.2 R% e, V8 b4 \8 y% _' s' j1 e5 z
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
3 g+ r5 r" ~% o+ ^' ^3 @5 xWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 ^+ ?% y( I9 ~
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
$ j1 r- X6 H4 V) e8 ^3 Kthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same% Z, a* E. [: l" [2 R2 ~8 } }
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.: |% P4 b2 d" V
There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 n+ f- S4 r( lThere are some that would have you not use certain words.1 D0 v- V2 w$ A) T5 w
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
# D3 N9 A. Y& ^2 j. ^of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
; F7 Z$ C& S+ y399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous/ z( J8 m) x8 M" v7 N5 b0 R# p; Y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
; m6 ~& ?- C- Q4 [$ b$ @5 ?Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?; s* y/ s( D S; P- n# E$ ~
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
, L) J! r$ \0 p0 _8 Hand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?/ X' P) |% a) Y4 z! s. j0 U$ ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ N0 B0 K/ u- T$ R( a
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,' J& ^( ?: X8 O/ r) A& k" j' I, [) E
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
# F4 L" b1 U/ M7 K"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"- ]0 t' c0 G/ v# {
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) i3 H" g7 M4 j# Z7 p
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, a, c+ f8 s# H- q7 N
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a- Y I% }, P% y& m
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
9 v! W5 N8 Y* U# ksnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
( `3 @% U* K& ]/ Y! r1 S6 yPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just: [9 \+ n: g4 V' Y
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does% B. T, }5 L4 o* _; |- g" D( C
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,5 `2 i3 W6 Q2 A* k" V9 i" N
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not) Q2 _) S7 d* K* \: ]
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why3 t6 w; u- \" o) k* b
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
' ~4 p9 z* \; L; GMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 V: Q& K0 z% B, u7 Dthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.* ^( x+ }2 O9 Y5 ~9 v9 o7 T5 ^" D3 x; c
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend$ y# L/ w+ [7 L
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! q3 i4 A8 E* ]) V) r" q
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
" U. R" V- i4 j2 _5 h! }* dIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the+ b) h9 r$ D5 ^2 S" ~ e" Q
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 ~9 O3 K; ^& A" O7 |& |
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
1 O, I& ?4 ^0 CPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 t; ^9 `2 Z f+ b* Mcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I7 A ~. d2 B9 u; V" W' E" G, a# D
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' c: s) N4 e5 x7 rstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
2 k# A8 v/ h( l Y/ T1 dAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more1 j' M& I: c0 [
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think# m+ |# h" k) S* F
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very3 z4 D' p$ @% `5 l& `9 F$ j
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to6 U. y0 x' ?; a9 f6 n; S
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 ^! R, }# G" i s" {7 i& B, i
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
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a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but& J, ]& P( g9 U
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
% D7 M5 t6 H: N9 \) I4 Othe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
0 D5 l: g4 u1 m( e1 eSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."! ~/ i+ E: L/ V6 S: B( U
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 f n: e+ t# A/ FI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any" O& k) A. D- J2 P8 [+ ]
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
: M6 P7 ]' v' a2 Mclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. ]8 P; V7 P Z- w$ n
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.- p( `3 V* B) f/ S
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words." [8 S+ _/ h( ^) Z3 Z
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 g7 y& q4 a7 U3 N& d1 K. Y' { k% ]CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
/ X( I1 i# J$ C' m$ p. rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
7 S* ]5 r& p8 C% L% Q8 wKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
3 H9 k& X4 `2 k* M" \say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding0 D. D, w4 a# i/ ?( ?8 V. g- C
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 E; \+ R% ~4 B0 ]3 ]4 A3 Ugoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 B5 Q6 f/ k$ \ c# W6 q: o3 P# Acan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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