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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 C- d8 n* G( y8 g: n
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words./ S6 v9 l8 v- P: Q: u7 i
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
4 u$ \0 Z: A: h% M! j+ ~" \0 a, WThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.. x T3 H, k$ k# @8 H+ u
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* L, y) N: w( o# z$ R. ythen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for5 U2 O8 S7 }5 R- L
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( ]0 o& J# i/ |5 \& J! g/ w
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ W ~0 J3 L0 Z7 G/ GThere are some people that are not into all the words.
: T# y7 {0 s2 a' [ P# EThere are some that would have you not use certain words.$ o% h; D! M% `3 e L% ^* N
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7) z8 x8 D2 k$ B) `1 j
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.; i6 p2 ^" ^+ k
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 \. s: q: ]) ~5 T* G
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,$ X' d, I4 N/ W' Y. Y
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
0 l- E; E8 }+ L, s- F"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
* L3 F, l7 p) H& Land words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?9 D0 }2 R4 o+ O5 W+ a
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ c( X. X/ h/ ]9 _/ P- R, Z/ n2 MThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ `& O4 q- B3 f* ^. hcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
0 H8 I; E+ [% N' b9 V"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" g1 [7 D! R! j+ F; T8 {Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly, M, D4 Q- H4 S6 d( M8 B: }& I9 C
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,7 y d6 }. a8 E8 E2 w0 D
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" E+ U0 l8 l q6 U& L& Gsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist: B( k5 ?$ m$ ^7 `
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,7 v: Q1 F' v% E- ], Q
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ k3 n4 \2 K& }! s! p5 YOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does2 X4 I) c# L# w) U( o
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,0 H3 X% ^$ I o B- ~
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not. _2 ?2 S/ k' k) _
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why7 v& j( k: m7 [# ?* U' H$ a
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and; x/ x; m( I1 Q1 u
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
& Y7 V$ I5 e7 v5 othere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
! I$ n1 D1 u3 ~I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend% x C7 d' w M
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at+ b6 t4 w+ w- A I4 ^$ d
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
r- X4 e' Z5 v: u) ?, mIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
6 @) L7 }6 Y p% P t' y/ M/ fother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go+ \/ g! E" d5 o. J
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that/ u: N8 Y# B w
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
- {$ s6 S+ G' ]# Y, R1 g! Zcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I0 s4 R3 ]( c; B3 O% d) u6 X
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
4 l& Q3 e: y& v- Hstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."# |, t! e9 J; r. J. x; i
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
8 p8 C! X- [$ R7 s- h5 Taccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
2 R: P& Z6 x' {% x: B$ H* lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very# q7 P* o( D0 Q+ j
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to" j6 A1 | s" ~0 c. g
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
% R5 v2 T9 ~1 ]) O. {" i; O"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: F5 y* K% O6 ^9 T, I
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is# \3 m# B; T0 [8 }
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but+ n+ q2 i! w: h
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for4 K& _( q) v: `6 V: }7 ^6 _' d
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,2 U; E& N1 h( ?* m3 V
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
3 B9 l0 ], C* ^/ ISo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 `8 e. {" c# kI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any; B$ \; X+ s$ C @* F5 b
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
& T+ `& o5 D& L; l; _) cclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 B! ~$ {) h6 S+ ?: k
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
' u# h& U( z- O, sBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.4 l; w, I2 u$ w
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ c" F$ M$ e' d
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
2 x" I# [9 ^- [! xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" G5 `8 M9 K% Z6 z1 ~- cKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
# {0 b9 e H. W' a2 r1 v! ksay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
; ^0 `& `+ g1 n+ v+ H6 k0 |them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
: F( m m, }2 F* {goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ H" w( ?- [" h6 ]8 g# y
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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