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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it." `3 H4 d* r5 c# R, g
" s9 v* C) _$ P. e. R. _I love words. I thank you for hearing my words./ e3 _" t% _! Z3 I. n; l/ U; e+ O
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
0 i+ c; |( J. ?They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.* C y0 G: _- h% L
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.% ^! c) G) Z( u9 J; G7 m( v! m
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for+ T% D$ C5 X3 X9 F# R+ W3 E
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
8 N D$ P; {, H6 uwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
# v% ^, t' m. f% P+ MThere are some people that are not into all the words.9 R$ M: b* p5 j9 K
There are some that would have you not use certain words.- A, V1 X! W6 r0 w
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- G2 P1 t: x- `6 Q/ @0 ?2 V# i/ rof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. I, s) t; z5 l/ M" ?/ t$ G( M! R8 s
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous) E5 I" W5 ]; v$ y% N, l4 g1 {8 m
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
6 G# h# Y. P T/ g6 u3 mBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember? ^% [, O# w* f+ O( y6 Z( e
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,- e" g5 ]" M" Y+ E
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?6 j3 A$ ?) H% b- X+ d$ _
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. [1 T7 Y' r/ y# Z0 y# `& q8 M# g% F: IThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,8 }( N1 X; m8 J4 n1 k
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
& w" W0 R) R6 q! a: T"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"8 |1 ~( i, }' z g6 y
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly" H6 |5 A3 d) @+ A
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ \* k- i5 ^6 I4 v, t. Y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
) y6 L9 {' I/ `' s0 k) W# T' Zsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist9 x S- o y2 {" J7 B9 [7 b
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,- z0 t6 ^, B, R) x
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. E1 {. h$ ~! t
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does E$ p# C2 A; r6 c8 u( c, L
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 L6 K: t+ n/ C& M) J: [9 C7 Jbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not/ ]5 d: t. n* ^
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
7 d" C' p5 d* Z! }some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- A3 q6 y# ^2 @' N8 ]: CMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
7 L2 ]/ h! t. h0 |+ L Pthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
/ e, l9 z0 J+ ~I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 o9 n* `- B* V4 \) k9 gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
0 Y/ G5 e2 L- P/ E. p1 myou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": M) Q* j9 U/ _, o ]; A
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the3 |6 R% g% }; G/ E5 L
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
1 M, j& {/ Z) }8 l' x' v' Htogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
/ A9 l }$ v' t1 m: W4 s: l, UPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were7 Q& _; T1 Q7 D6 E; j/ J0 p2 ]
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% a `6 s; O( @7 [
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
# k$ f! D/ O. L, Estupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
- o/ G1 ?( H7 m' W" b) w0 {And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more9 m# B+ j6 c1 U: M- O5 O. T. {
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think3 m: J6 p1 [% u% R7 ?2 m
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very- K1 Y- s& E+ y* Z; A
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to5 B; @0 C5 I$ q# r Z6 I; k+ U/ O0 _
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,- u- K- _& }1 D
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love8 }- v" p7 P) m* ^& n
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
9 D$ k# F+ y9 W" \( A( Ka great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
3 m2 m+ l1 T, }: S* i- nI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
, z8 @1 R' F5 ?4 M* `. J0 ^2 N& Dthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,: C1 Q+ i5 ]8 ]/ Y" x+ N! e
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
1 S* a, a: b) o7 L8 b" J' @9 P7 \! PSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.2 @( ?4 Z! J; @
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
' H( c! a; G4 k/ Y0 T# o2 K( kcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
$ E8 M8 A* o x7 sclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,- @! L3 n; X; f& s
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
0 L( m9 q6 `$ w/ {But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.8 j! T" |# a& s4 m/ E7 o* m
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 g5 F3 M, U; M7 C. T+ J( FCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in7 e/ b, y$ q" \; F% e9 i
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
0 z" s- d( Q: O$ m2 l7 WKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
7 x$ n F% i, f; r& k) hsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding7 q8 y$ a$ u }, e5 s8 j- r
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that- k! u. C6 l. `: h' m& H
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
5 J5 O! o1 I! s$ B9 F: s8 J3 }9 Ucan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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