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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.) k0 I+ ~( `) j! n
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
5 A$ R) e: Y, }/ qI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.+ |' A" Y0 Q J4 ^0 V4 `) V, t m
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ m1 I) S1 O9 i* c ~1 V6 xWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
: F" \: k; j; y7 u7 w& Hthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for/ E( H* r, @( I8 \
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same* p$ t1 |' d# y4 S. v- b7 ]9 N) j' g
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
* B; h/ a( c; b2 p4 ~; }There are some people that are not into all the words.
( h! W0 a2 }- w( G+ _There are some that would have you not use certain words.
* u5 x5 J* u2 pThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 Q2 {3 h( \( h$ {& V1 q$ a
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
! k. y& k. \" i0 A399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous; T3 Z* }* D! I( L
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
3 T6 q" s% m' W/ oBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
3 O4 a$ E2 _" Z q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, S# M9 V+ S2 E E9 p% @0 } O% ~
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
: z6 o) I4 K& S. x: { ^! l/ R( u5 f"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") Y' u; T- x, |: L& g
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* N N C& O+ K. P/ R8 N
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
4 S" e9 \) M% G0 M6 \' @3 I"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 h7 X5 S$ X/ m! n+ Z9 q. d
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
1 t& u/ Y0 C* w" l! \3 v. d1 ]0 Hsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,' n& ^: i; j; K4 m
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a" K- s6 {! U( n1 \
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
+ ^9 N) \" l1 e5 Esnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' v4 {2 V! A. t7 O8 l
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just$ e9 c* j v& w
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does0 P8 \# H! F! D0 M7 F
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,! M) E; D* n% x
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not5 E4 @0 t7 O3 h: n
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 b' c& s' ]2 T) e; \some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
% c* C0 u$ k! |0 c2 _' xMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
: t' I4 ^5 G# @* q t( U9 B& a2 `there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
, B2 P% i% X. c+ `" L+ \I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% p! ~4 W3 J) e1 {7 R1 xwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* ]6 ~ @$ [& _8 G( M# E& q* ]
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
: Q; Z( E& A9 _9 B" h" LIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
$ k* E+ e' P; o6 K/ g9 U% ^other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& w" h2 ]! c1 ]' E0 G7 B! wtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that" w% x7 t5 E6 ^ j/ ~: m( V
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were: R& p: t7 S4 f/ E
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 W2 {4 G3 i: o6 W3 r
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such. O, j5 Q/ B% s# z
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 O# K( X+ s$ f6 |And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more! c# ?/ t# C6 x9 g* T4 [4 j( k
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
+ w* r# [& U$ n/ v$ I% T7 N; Lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very5 Y# @* \* }3 H& J: a% \
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
; {; t7 b1 k' ~7 Whurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
% [* p# w. A( E" b# z. s% N7 d"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
9 y. {6 l3 P4 ^9 _% h" zthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 _; s2 S# b5 H( z7 @2 x3 N
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
; U7 d. b% V+ R& H2 C( Z! T FI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
6 A$ T, w+ i! C! {, m9 N: ithe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,8 e% D1 G9 L8 k6 m
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."1 z. v/ \, a8 F" \
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' w3 f; h; Q' u) I( E5 V) I
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any; R' T9 R% c" s8 c/ @4 ^' @3 ^7 u
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
* g+ M) m x$ K4 A" B+ Pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
* M3 V% T# U$ v# `5 E. A; j" \6 Rand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
" R! S, x' v( Z5 T( Y6 |7 JBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 D- \+ y: U* j1 M/ G6 B" P5 W
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock# o" Z* h' a! k' N% p6 o8 ?+ n
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
: n2 r/ h, R# M7 X% b) o( Z- Rthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
7 I2 B# \! E0 u( H' F% p3 w$ ?Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 O) U; ^5 o9 {" u( S$ W
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
@# P: r3 }$ _# t* k( J8 `4 Nthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
+ i) N1 R- `( Q8 Sgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 f0 T* U) W( p/ ican prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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