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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.; D- E4 t! P( E, r# J/ C$ j
' J" |; Z S1 a: i9 JI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
' z2 c) x- u I+ r1 @I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.; Z8 G( @' n' i) e$ \- s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
3 T/ o% `' J( b4 gWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& Q& @( z A# _* P! t
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* r6 F% k$ h9 T& v- N' ^( F- H
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 O, D, H7 l+ S1 n! awords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them./ I$ H, [, J _8 _* n4 J1 B
There are some people that are not into all the words.
" \5 J1 ~( m, oThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
5 e) Q" P, K0 H7 k$ e1 C; Z% sThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
- x4 w5 ]( P* u' j/ \of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- p1 i& R$ R# h. I4 c k2 G" z399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous4 Z7 A0 }8 i2 S) c
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,% b/ h0 L7 M4 [1 T# G! M
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
) b4 }! E; u1 F: `2 A% c; ["That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
+ g/ q$ C8 Z. a' ^) S" c# nand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
+ F( g5 t, f% P, ~9 ?"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& B( v1 Q: b4 D' u. g6 r @Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,6 w/ i* Y" }/ _: P
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.; t& G: l: |4 d' n3 f. k+ w3 k
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
! q! X r- v! o+ Z: V* A- NWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly8 _" U* [& V4 S6 k# h0 ~
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,' l6 J5 N! t9 V+ `0 L2 ^& V+ _9 o
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
) r9 i8 _9 H# d- B |2 U1 _5 rsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
. Q: x; p: L. d6 D/ ]- Tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
% q5 V# ^3 ^( s7 w4 I! K" S2 @* r" SPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
@* ]2 _" q& Y8 Z5 \0 TOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 w9 F" I) C2 j. }7 _- Lnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
2 L) g( z( p0 G& X! |( [3 ebut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
: j1 M+ g% o d# C9 w7 R! Qcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( _0 B: ^5 P; B$ J: w4 R; ^
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 O H3 _0 ]: J: P* }MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
' f" r6 v9 t0 T( _5 x( D% N8 J4 _there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.1 X9 R, _- p, f4 F" O8 }
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend6 X: \0 U! p+ }% G4 X% O" U; N
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
( i \" _. V( X/ iyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."0 e& L1 z& Y; Z1 K$ l2 ~# ^
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
3 G) e; G4 ?# E3 Rother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 o7 F7 i" o" g( l$ y7 N" u8 U
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! {9 ?9 J' `2 h, s B% d' t: n H' k- MPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were6 e" Z; p' d, U2 _/ @$ g
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I& s+ w7 b' E7 _: q$ s
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
; U' r, x% S7 h+ Z' \' M% \1 jstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."0 N5 ~; h0 o/ A; M" Y
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more) J- k7 t1 d( U9 d& b3 z8 ^1 l
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, h/ x& _6 }% J) n. O' Kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
' W6 U$ d: c: q yimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 K! E B+ M8 H$ @$ ~" d
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
& v( P, d. ]% p"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
5 I: M- i# `+ t% c! D' `- Ithan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
* k' W. u6 b% S0 X3 ]a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but2 S& k( O" Q& ]: i
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for/ x1 k* \4 r0 Q) _& u0 a
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," N9 V# L2 F/ X- m, m+ s; L0 {
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."$ ?6 E9 ~3 e% o3 k3 d5 m
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.2 G3 ~' P, U% S5 n& t
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
* q# t9 K9 I2 R% W" O# Hcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even l7 R# n7 ~6 u3 f& \( i+ X# v
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
' U; F# ?% L- }( M7 `and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.0 i# Q% a% m: X" p8 i5 {0 ^
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
. _0 Z ~5 t0 X3 i) tRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
8 O2 _/ c+ X5 m' \. K1 ACROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, J) U6 e- n! Q2 t$ p1 ^3 r
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
5 M8 ?4 x& ]. ], b. A- UKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't9 Y% m H+ j$ X" E( a* ~
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding' K; V" W$ M+ s
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that, L& | D/ u p* I( w7 ?# B
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You' t. Y7 A, ` [" F& \
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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