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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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; q6 I6 k6 y: _! [. n0 _+ l* jI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.! ?3 @+ a% i6 i; b; _* j n1 p+ j4 A
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.3 c5 D$ z& r2 W, b" O0 Q R
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
* y) [- G" X" \5 k' b( qWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
+ B/ I. a. K& F, u& E/ Uthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for& O0 C3 j; J# J3 U6 t& {8 @- R0 C
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
0 b* z4 S3 B4 G9 |7 [words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
: g k# p- U5 `2 p" Q2 GThere are some people that are not into all the words.: F7 N+ v! L6 l6 @/ k% ]
There are some that would have you not use certain words.+ l0 [5 Y# n' }# S% u5 B C- l
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7* b" I6 X+ A; A, U) V
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.3 W" ^" f! Q0 I# J( f3 S0 S% C
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous' Z( }8 d% i) r3 ?/ c) z2 h
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; u M( Z9 X& O6 p; X% H3 b& r7 Q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' j3 w" J8 y: u0 a6 D+ }$ A
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
; D8 v$ O9 E+ y& L" V. |0 hand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?" Z A0 G$ V d& N7 }: p; y
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
- s& n. ?- h6 ~1 e& ?/ yThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,$ X. [! X1 h. }# |9 r7 V
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.6 Z: T* e- w% Z" E& x3 D6 T. u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) ]2 J' x8 g/ f! @2 ]3 QWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
% Y& R3 v' C1 V4 @6 Dsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,: _0 ^6 ]3 ~: E, p7 h
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 ?$ S5 X6 C; L. b" w' I! l% w
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
3 ?8 G7 |9 N; S% B* ~. u5 L; s( Zsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
' _1 z( @4 @- p3 F0 v/ V9 IPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
6 M# D& i6 z2 p- S: mOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does4 y( h& R5 Q1 }- q8 [: @1 {. A
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
8 O- e4 m. {0 s1 q) kbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not7 [- f& v4 a a, X1 g! i/ Z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why4 ~1 Y; G0 }4 E' j* e4 p1 O
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# q" w; y8 A7 b; x, ~9 Y
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# @, B5 O _6 K' B
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
8 }+ u2 [1 p2 e4 B2 `0 II mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
/ {8 g) h2 N+ c& @/ lwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at" O$ G; V- v, W" m$ B! @2 G
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.") Y) `2 F" @- s4 [
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
2 X4 t j' @, P! c. j$ |1 Sother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
* r8 j* A* _3 ~1 A& Ntogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
) T0 H: f( k/ y2 ZPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 ?" n+ P1 g" h; _/ F
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I" _( o. o4 U0 i! ^( W f
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
3 Y, T* I; l' O6 k8 ]+ P, H$ b1 ?stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.". D% x0 @4 @. d9 z X8 E0 h
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: n8 ~, S: a. U. c8 Baccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think0 ^6 D. n2 S' {: x) S7 A/ L
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
2 \& T* b: w( }4 yimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& ~( M) } \0 q( @! o$ L) r) ~% j
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
" f; |5 v b: C4 B"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 n2 h7 C/ G# d7 a6 _than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is6 R7 f: B& P$ ^. L7 ?# [
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but* `9 j3 P3 _( f: |
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
4 h+ e4 ~, }# X! y0 z0 R0 q8 ythe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,6 u! X* u6 Z. Y) y @; ?0 `
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
B( @; h+ _7 Q/ g/ @- e! kSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' L% e4 c. c3 \/ ]
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any. Q8 R$ R3 `" e7 [. h
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
( q3 A _% v7 I* \clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
: R) W* u b, I! {; |5 @' t8 D7 gand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.( c. Y k/ m9 Q, e$ W
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.9 W' g# i9 _# x% p
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock: q4 w/ t+ Z& l: Z
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in5 r: ^( y v2 \8 a2 k
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
& U' Q* b5 u3 x2 }2 E/ mKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't8 t2 F' j1 J% R( {, T# B
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding3 `" n# C/ K" u; z, ~
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 S7 N! q: p9 L" N3 ~1 I0 m
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
& S, C& s+ v. _, z0 l, [can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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