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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! _7 p% ]+ \$ Q. _; ~: e" ^! E# II want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
' s. i: y( ]* ? D6 Z! VThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- x( E/ t" R& S/ S$ k1 X( r. A' ?Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.4 {! `6 r! @: H4 ]' o& p
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for1 X% g2 y4 I. o, [5 a* ~! M0 L
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 L1 F" k/ w% B! P9 B d twords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.: K t* z5 W. c' b: F
There are some people that are not into all the words.
4 e7 u0 |+ r! V2 [) S2 |+ z" lThere are some that would have you not use certain words.4 H! r9 k7 j9 p, P
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
* }2 ]; ?# a% L& Jof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
* w6 g# C- c; Z( H' D" a399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
/ m$ H" F3 o: w4 T: _/ e+ a" m! l3 uto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,: n! N% U( \& W/ n2 z
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
0 j' Q4 ~* S& ]5 S; u"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,! P4 l1 J5 U4 }) o7 F
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?/ m/ ]8 P+ x0 z& C* b* ]% }, z% @
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ o9 g. K/ h6 J% g+ B6 K
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,* d' I2 c) S5 H1 v6 D/ w
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
& o8 M) ~4 ^' y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
* Y9 T/ U- H9 }* {( pWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: y, c$ C* k; u8 e% e* B
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,5 k% ~& k4 U2 x0 T6 ?
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a) y6 z1 y$ A' k& B: [+ y: F o
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
A1 b! P$ [3 v1 [% i% e6 h ^snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,* U; m# N+ e& @3 ` \" u* \
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
/ h3 ^* @) {, m5 \8 X# lOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; i0 a: L, v1 t5 _ tnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 d) n% M* j* g7 fbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
; @( J' }) V# O3 h: S) c* @completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why/ m8 ^. a/ h* o/ W$ W, i
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# t5 V% A7 i; n9 {! R
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on$ J8 m) N2 s7 ]% r1 Z- i
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling., {( Q1 z$ B5 m8 m. Y# l i6 q
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
9 P' }: I2 q3 `. N+ _with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 m9 p9 u3 d2 W8 t1 wyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
: j, Y$ j+ R% T$ OIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
8 o( i! u4 K4 l9 x: iother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
, _; `! \( e0 W) \: ]7 Ztogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
0 Y, X0 c" \$ g, D; ~Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were: M. @# g( S3 `' ~) _' G9 G8 n
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
+ q& U6 z& W2 g0 O9 U& u! |: \don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
7 _& Y" r8 E6 \2 n, L6 c6 Wstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
/ i) T& I) O7 j2 G; A2 _7 v) kAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
4 g5 z+ r A2 i3 R/ Raccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think8 K+ n- T3 m1 J7 a2 W5 C$ a0 m' `% r
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ s0 @8 ?. Y# {: E& o: |
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to- M0 X; U2 b' K
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said," Q* L/ M- K4 ~. M8 S+ Q/ C3 H
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love7 l2 M: i" k* s1 s
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
$ n+ F7 [" C$ i6 [& m' n w+ \a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but6 M _4 C- p3 C* W e- W! X% S
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
: ~" v$ J$ d4 l/ O }! ]$ k& hthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,3 z0 m: [; ?2 n$ B' _
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
# \: F. z; r/ |2 y& B. b, t6 MSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
5 F! [0 r0 }6 O0 BI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
4 H) `9 ?) h" Ncircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
" v+ m9 j! w9 q" ? e3 uclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
" e* ~. W: _3 a5 J; _and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.# T! v" c9 t. z) z) r; P( P! Y
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
2 ?/ R2 K6 P Z# ~& d( n% V$ C3 i' i% xRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock% {" a/ Q* P+ E
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
$ ^* m# R4 R% O V1 mthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for9 J' j. h8 m, O( f
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
6 P$ `, w" o- n) _5 rsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 W# D) w* p i0 }: Dthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that5 G# G4 V" Q! I3 T+ [+ K7 v4 j* w
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
5 L5 g& x) d0 T/ C( acan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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