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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.) s6 g- O9 `, }6 D, W* X
7 A2 s2 g, @1 g& O4 eI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! }# M1 o5 G7 S6 |( k) v4 A9 H: q3 JI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.$ B; J" E/ _9 |9 ~# T: ^8 d7 Q
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.8 o" q1 p# J2 |- G( V! d% w! A. T
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
6 G2 B" i0 |1 W, D }, X8 Rthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) D6 j( M, f B6 jthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
! v& u9 l2 N: _/ E+ j4 ]words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
9 H' ~; U i' Z) O" Q. C) yThere are some people that are not into all the words.1 B$ g" c& l1 t6 o: n7 q5 Y$ m
There are some that would have you not use certain words.- @' N! _( P! O% Z& }5 X* a( c- f" b
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
" L0 @! } J% x9 v' @* {of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.& J6 z3 F- O* a! X* N0 D$ m& ]
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous( T* {# k3 D0 X, K) j
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
3 Z+ T0 T: ?, ~: uBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ v, A5 L# B: L6 e0 l# D"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,0 P8 S5 j. r3 }& z8 ^- @' _
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
) y: S3 x7 {6 N( \* R+ R% [' l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
e" V0 c' E- vThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,7 B/ u2 g0 H6 W
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.% Y- l6 Z6 o0 _ ^6 A1 F
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) W# K$ |' _5 r& T0 }" S1 X/ I. jWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
9 c3 z6 K9 ~) e# y8 x7 zsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
# h) T1 h" z& m3 I0 F N$ t5 Yman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
$ H$ E. A9 B1 X- |" ksnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist, S7 m4 A3 D; _
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
6 _5 m8 c: }+ b$ G$ LPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
) D% z7 X( Z4 o; L# N8 `* \( ]# D. BOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does8 A4 O, |7 `" q+ v3 T- D/ C
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
/ A6 H% B" A3 m8 r& `but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
+ P0 I/ O' g4 ^: E0 j3 D( y! A' ecompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
# J, R: D' s, Y- E$ I3 ~. qsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and- c3 M% w' T/ a$ v; _' }1 S8 Q" m
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
) @# g3 J6 @$ j( ^1 ^, H) [8 bthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
& p3 E. c" L8 Z3 }I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
; B* D5 B: n1 dwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* u% l# ]4 V- e7 E. e. F$ r7 h
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
' I2 ?2 |, X& h8 C8 |It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the ~3 V# h0 j; r- e
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
: O3 N& _, m, r3 {0 stogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that7 f: C/ H4 t4 ^' Q
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
& o' f2 _+ E% P' G% v0 }+ B5 @certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# {$ s0 t3 Q) T4 j/ W! P3 ~: Odon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such/ B7 y% z1 I' T' u
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."* q$ @& F' n; g5 }0 r- F
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more; M N: l1 i+ W( Z6 d
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
% H% x* b: o+ tit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very L0 v* Y# @! {9 w( f( v
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
. J% q, ~% ^/ x* N0 k% Z: Yhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,0 y: a& V5 W8 T/ h6 M2 I2 w
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love5 ]& |/ h( j: U- ^/ `
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is9 G. d7 ~: v$ J( l/ U! k1 @1 Z/ Z8 A
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but: a9 ^$ t! x/ `$ s+ T
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
( @2 l: e/ b* M* U( ?9 h$ T: ?, ]4 Rthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,) K6 F6 i/ [- q1 K' i
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."& o" z7 d4 B3 B; i/ @! }
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." u: D9 `# x' ^" o: B& |* \$ P
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any* h8 |6 U6 G3 F- e; c
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; X1 {# p) y+ cclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 ]( V2 t- ]) h. U( d5 f, q3 l
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.7 B4 t- x- D* C' C0 @. K8 q
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.7 z. T5 b- K$ y! Z0 v- ~
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock' V5 A( A( Y# C! m
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
! Z$ V% L; j9 u) |3 Bthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for; W' |2 z8 N7 C' k1 {) Z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
1 n8 [0 a% b. U3 [* ?0 J6 k7 tsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
( T" l" c; ^! _0 C' qthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that, Z& p" p/ q: M9 J
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You! r" M- @1 L6 e5 G% X5 |
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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