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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.. H- V. ^6 \* W7 W# @3 K& X
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.7 h$ b% [+ M4 ]" C9 K9 \) R, Y
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.0 E% x0 w8 H4 y% H9 m" L
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.# b0 g& N- N9 m% M/ j- `& K. Z
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
2 i: J4 g) |% H$ `then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* p T3 V. `* }+ m T
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same* G3 J* _+ T, @6 Z S4 Z9 g! J
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
7 B- l( b& s* a% W9 a a" a0 I. ~There are some people that are not into all the words.
- ]9 m% z5 d1 ~There are some that would have you not use certain words.+ O- B, T, E( O# i S
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% ~1 w3 ]( f- c! A/ o5 J) J
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ T7 V* `, ?& b2 y4 c! p
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 a( h6 ?8 L0 ?; O! b* j5 \
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( f0 K0 s- r6 ~* b3 l0 p6 F* R$ kBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
( Y+ _6 O) I# V" m+ }"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,* O7 _. L; C" J, f% W
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
8 D) Q+ q# y' `5 _' v, L! X2 _, _"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; p7 v: x" D2 S. y" G0 a
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,) @( I6 _ A7 o _8 g# _6 o) r' ^
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.+ C: E) z- j) q$ @
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# ?* U2 X9 Z; |% i; e' u- g
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% R9 a# C. j% u$ { A- U9 c/ v% u
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,& [& Q, d( M& k P! e) q
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
$ b, x* K' ?4 f3 A& o' Tsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist: V+ a# U( S) N) d/ Y O1 L
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits, h4 p1 |2 t+ H$ e" c
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
, E @# `8 T# _7 U& l9 M: K/ eOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 W% }/ D, I/ L- F1 `
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,! b- P% g& `8 _
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
7 ?7 o( }. p" C/ Jcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why1 z+ R# D) {* _3 y7 u E, ?' f
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and/ Q$ ~ L2 I' ?/ P: L1 x
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on% z# z6 z m& U) @# }! P: Y
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
: D: z' G+ j; Y& g1 rI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
6 e6 c7 l1 A4 ]* ~# k' Ywith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
( `9 h" H3 U, _" J: Qyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
8 @6 s/ f0 v/ c& R9 t4 w6 z& PIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
- H/ a8 P) V' W: Lother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
6 x; D) ]7 {1 N1 stogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
& m2 w: J! M! D* R$ l Z4 [Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
! r) O d, v% y [4 q5 dcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I# ]' f0 z; y0 ^5 _
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
( ~, i# ~7 H! f; @3 Cstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; w, X+ `+ @9 h( Y! M. U% |5 A
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
3 w# o1 i+ Q% E' I6 J! q7 H& O$ V9 Laccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think* A* H0 x( N) `! ?
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
, M8 p6 v* Q* ]( s5 Bimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
6 X4 a! i3 m6 khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,0 u4 }$ @8 G, R8 M r
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love' v* B- V( i+ A* o/ |5 g% Y) C$ H
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ N! ]2 \+ O+ y8 ga great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 m7 ]0 z; H, o( ^3 E- ^+ k% dI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
4 K, M- {' H! z: A- [. fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
5 v: i# J6 w" H8 D; {! f3 t( }7 qSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."" H8 `) s0 s& h0 f& v6 Y4 t
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' y3 p+ }% I4 H T' J9 `- c& d
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
: n0 Q$ g; O9 x5 r( ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* p4 b: Y+ E) H6 L( ~
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,3 K) |3 M; v& h" l# e2 b
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
9 R- S8 d7 K( @* L7 w# eBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.1 C) r7 A2 Y q9 ^
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock3 r# z8 ?) G8 H6 L
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
C1 G9 V* _8 ~3 T- Uthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
8 n* G% f( h: x) ]2 DKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't1 t. X5 Y# A1 t! w
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
I& i* U. x* r; d! jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
$ w( L% {9 |/ I2 y7 C; Cgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
. Q7 B& a, `- C) Z( h. lcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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