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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.* @! l) T7 y* x: U; A& n. C
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
" V% Q) i2 l3 l* r: k( l: I" zThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
. u/ M, B. s rWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.1 g, r9 g6 n% a1 q: V
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for, S# y/ w4 `6 K" v# n# f: ~
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same1 ~: E3 b% j/ S3 ^" y
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.; f9 q' [/ y% e4 y# ?
There are some people that are not into all the words.8 x$ C+ F+ p2 w+ M/ Y
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
- d5 z3 n! T* @# ]* M+ lThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
" x6 |! y0 t1 Y' R5 @of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.! T! r" f: ~# [8 o9 q! H! o
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
1 }. y( C$ c6 k5 Yto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,! r. t9 o5 }! M% Z0 S6 r1 f
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?/ p4 |( P( Y# E6 l4 d0 x9 e! h
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,1 P; L6 S. @+ {7 u
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?4 Y% l; E1 F6 i
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ G6 |. j. ?% e5 j* Y4 t W# Y) sThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, p4 @) K# }) X9 j- u/ a( ]* K3 j
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 b0 P! ^5 A- o% I1 f
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 ]. t% L3 w3 ~! P2 v1 PWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
- O$ T; W# ]2 Y8 A' W1 Isounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,3 a: ~8 d u$ z9 v
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; z3 R( w5 o7 [! L
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist, V# N/ |, M; H0 t( h4 N: B" Z' Q
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,% ^. v& o/ \* r1 A% G
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
! q7 U) s# a1 [2 s Q) z+ AOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
2 C! o6 M; ^2 Q0 [- snot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 g3 J7 k( ]+ Nbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not/ W% E- v* D; F9 L
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
# H+ J# w* \" N2 {some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, [3 \4 `1 d3 t1 @MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
, Z1 {0 {/ X: t* H1 @5 x1 V! N+ kthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.) D' D3 P6 D4 O' v+ E
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
3 d' {# u& |. Iwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 q9 h0 n0 N" Vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
# E$ g9 D6 S. U& O) C2 XIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
6 J i9 y9 {3 Iother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go1 _4 L6 G5 U- v) |( J/ t1 X, w1 H
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that4 M3 q; t' P$ g
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were) G2 m7 _. L& ?+ W% I
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 `& P$ x. r0 s1 b5 `5 n
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
) o' K7 L& e0 B5 x, l6 U1 sstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."' Y5 w C! N- w8 @5 }! C' v- o" o
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more& ]- ?$ w1 z. L5 [% K
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think$ Q( w) [, n5 o
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
: a4 J8 n0 D! N3 R+ ]imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to9 {/ W- n! N2 J
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, P. i! _' q+ G v! O+ q
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# L( o& \. w" D `
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is7 \3 i0 b- e2 _/ q! G- w( h
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
) w2 x1 |0 ]+ W" [% PI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
; r2 N) B* p- r& j! y, athe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
7 R/ K9 G3 b9 i' pSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
1 d' U8 P/ z# P8 f" J4 J) HSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.) E5 V$ ?0 S x/ V
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
3 i2 z+ B) x L, i7 Y0 h5 Q: Ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even9 h, ?5 L2 u: S: G( ^
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
2 e& T: Q+ p. B0 @8 ?. T3 aand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
+ {( J J7 ]- i/ a) j/ G2 hBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.5 N7 e& W& n4 w6 S. i: s
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock) L3 L0 G! k, N7 u
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
W, b/ w% O- N P5 v7 Gthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
9 @5 l3 ~0 e: T$ o; l8 b. E% ~Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't: m3 A& O8 z `0 E( T5 F' I
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding. s/ C; r% Z) }6 A0 |5 x
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
4 y. X7 V5 Y" Z# mgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You, {7 A N- I+ U
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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