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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
: D5 {, M" D3 p: O" O- O6 fI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
) x! w& j4 O1 Z! ~. j9 R! lThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.1 H P6 H3 X% b5 _- `
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' } B$ |5 a) R8 \; C
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ [: m% Z5 \, wthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same A) o( l7 [- y% C& e% d
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
3 s3 N" S3 T$ V0 B# j7 q* hThere are some people that are not into all the words.
- d- I+ y( m9 D: I4 {3 ^There are some that would have you not use certain words.
- G* O( [9 M: D* k8 ^There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7! Z& ^ s, s, v; f& k
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is., l6 {* x% a+ k5 {9 i! R: p
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% H: d, G* @1 W+ gto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
- C2 }" o, b T' h* o% {$ I2 b: @% pBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
2 r8 b6 C, G: |% Z; j" E" t! i6 l"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
" K% {# r& m! a% Iand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
* Z7 `5 s3 z2 J+ d v"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' L1 B, N$ y% t
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,6 S7 m+ K3 v d7 c: g( I, D% o
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
! T) A' K9 O' D; P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ [5 e2 q3 M/ G6 {8 f* SWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
5 ?/ m C1 z3 ?) zsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here, j, t9 _; Q, v- S8 w& }! F, L
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 k+ `' I: V9 K% j [$ o
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
! \( i4 U I& Usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 _1 s8 l0 j$ A2 n7 p( b+ a2 s
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just* C1 ~. \, ~. p+ p! P: L. w
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does/ @9 \4 P6 C; ^4 i% _, f9 L
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,3 s, I/ U9 }1 v9 Q7 a$ o3 ]
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
: W5 G2 V% D d$ M8 _' ycompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
3 X; I9 z3 n4 P% M5 Psome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and: z% _0 u7 }6 _
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
- T2 v9 K/ K( o7 T6 Bthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
0 q( R U) C' c6 NI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend3 s; n8 R$ }2 O y% `' X
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at& x# v- y& o0 x( Z
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."6 O$ G, u0 c5 G
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 I8 V2 Y, D! j( ^! Iother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
$ P4 X+ D0 r- ]+ Ztogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
$ ]; |/ h; p' P( a# P7 h1 L0 xPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
7 I" S. ~- h4 u) c/ v8 ^certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
0 a$ ~4 N* ]+ ], x1 Wdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such( _' @1 q$ a8 U; L$ l- b& W. G& z
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." m1 L5 O% F! F2 G' K5 I: N4 ?# |
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more) ^& n" d( t+ D( E
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
' O ~0 O+ h# J* U4 |2 y4 g; s( C8 git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very# A* e# i3 u' m( W0 R9 L- n4 O- Y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
3 k! Z2 T7 y7 F! a+ {$ ]* Uhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,, B( }5 I$ V1 T/ X1 V P4 t
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
( S) Z3 G! o" Ythan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is3 d3 t5 p8 H6 B- S
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but+ D, P( Y4 j5 i7 ]0 B6 j
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for0 T9 E: O& o- {' ]
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
; R; Q7 d/ v/ N% rSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 b# m9 I' g1 `( ^# O) R% ^So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
6 W5 M2 \5 u! {( t# l' L9 O7 {I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ v& S/ r- H, a5 Tcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
5 C2 k. A, F5 lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
8 w" w2 K# p, U- k8 {3 O& @and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.2 n8 ^/ ~ }$ e# j
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
: B8 }: a C. m$ T/ L/ qRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
. Z: t" {/ d" n- U4 @: G7 oCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
: @' G9 s: f1 Q- v# Sthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for* q$ A5 N) ]$ w8 L
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't0 q+ `7 m, c: q
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
( c% [" _ K7 ~2 J6 {- W6 ~$ p. `. tthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
* j$ w9 ]1 U; ogoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You3 Q0 J0 A3 h+ E/ g" D* h9 Z
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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