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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
) | V6 J1 u1 C) II want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
( K) e9 g6 h8 y# eThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
( {3 S( R* p1 P7 H% p5 D+ [; _Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.7 R; h2 F5 I% m$ G
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for, o2 y! R! `% Z. B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same6 z2 B. v0 ~! o
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.% [$ U$ O3 [' {* L- j
There are some people that are not into all the words.
a4 ~8 T; l$ v8 D4 U9 FThere are some that would have you not use certain words.8 E+ _+ n6 J# v1 b; `" N7 A
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
3 |* p$ ^. V: `0 H$ C1 R1 e; @9 H5 ~of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 n, g1 v" J- Q, }0 Q# f( t* s
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 N4 p7 X4 O$ }9 X0 J3 Qto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
) |: |. d9 I U% P* O! lBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
# R4 P* g# g* v"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 E* y. W s& j- ~4 K: C% Z5 C1 ?
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
' M6 Z8 w: u7 R7 ^4 a2 _- ?"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# g3 K& D* l% B- I! A) x+ dThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
8 s! d k ^% m( m' v/ j% s! pcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
g y2 V- A4 B$ V( d"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 t( e1 O5 y& j: f4 O
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) |( u( {, S# i5 G' f/ h+ U
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
% x( p1 J, X, t6 eman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; p) `7 W0 L% `' psnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist5 m9 V- X$ u! L6 e* U- s7 Q
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
1 ^7 z: [6 A2 |# z* s* t; SPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
* R1 M; W1 a( J6 N: TOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does% w- d( C! J; l5 f3 H7 d
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
6 M3 r, d) l; S: j8 p3 lbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
" A* |% C `6 \& C" Ocompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
; G/ a6 r c8 [& D- L0 asome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
; b' V& q0 b$ zMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
! o6 C# G& L: M6 tthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
4 E2 ?2 d4 T, E5 p( t0 U, c8 wI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend% {' A ]/ C* R
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' h3 T4 U2 @: j7 {% E Jyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
' V! ?) i! D% y" W2 j7 [It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the9 N# z! @. O3 E/ \$ i* p" W6 p
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
a8 y/ ~ P4 ntogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 z; ]1 f2 E2 g9 ~1 B6 sPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
& l& ?( G7 j0 Lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I- ~! t( W9 _/ ?, x" j2 D
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
" X) W* Y! }) P# q- `% v/ Z5 \stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
7 {3 {' I" B2 F, ^! a6 k- C# bAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
1 c& k' ^4 |9 n1 Daccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
5 p; j: b( S" bit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
5 X5 @% \0 N2 V$ D3 Pimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
$ W) w) l3 N- q# d" ^! @hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
! K4 |. M7 b: {"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
7 b" M9 u$ k# Q7 ~3 [4 \than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is& B5 G: m1 }) O! l$ U- Q
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
+ w! Z- a8 f4 H1 H wI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for: W6 {! ?# {& k+ {6 Z
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,9 W( H! w( v& \! P3 {. A
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) i% E0 I! ^& x3 W5 j& R4 lSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.! X# l# @9 C: u h+ _: S
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
: O2 H5 I, X$ ~5 }, L: Bcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
5 `/ i1 A3 k, f2 Y d$ Jclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
4 p* @% h0 o7 ^( `) v& t \6 x/ Mand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
; n, ^, q Y% l( MBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ o4 ]! f# a% i! U$ z* N9 MRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock- d6 P5 k; u1 h' X4 _" A2 A
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 A4 J N! R' W/ y. a- m+ n
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" ~) ~6 |& f6 R/ h8 ? g7 A* L1 iKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
8 l) q6 |4 A6 ]' c; ?0 `$ ?say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 G3 V) G9 {2 }3 u x/ t3 h* L
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 |# ?- q9 w* I& e( L& B' o, S* k* ogoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You3 [ U) y1 o s; t3 q
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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