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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.% P$ W$ J& k) i$ a5 {
* \3 D$ _- z/ {# I" V' w5 LI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
5 {# q4 U3 _5 M2 @+ OI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.0 o v5 o w& Z8 `. R
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.4 B, p" ?- H# Z: l& G |, j8 I6 ?
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& Z& c* a7 _; ]& c
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
" Q- `9 q: S. q9 Z2 h$ W6 ]. Ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 M- j) @- d/ y
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
; R4 N: ~4 k: F% R% jThere are some people that are not into all the words. @+ p+ {5 s7 g( \+ M
There are some that would have you not use certain words.3 e7 |2 `1 H, y) ^7 w/ ?* e: B& I9 v
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7. G3 s+ ?* Z/ x+ _$ I; p
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ W% T( ]6 l0 ?
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous1 e5 ]( V4 [ s
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,6 G* }9 D' W5 D$ T5 a9 R& R: S
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) E. I( q3 N# b- R5 `" `
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# O3 U: X: q9 x) H
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 u* O; d6 r( i"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": ^8 _" P' H+ t# t: E8 l5 M x
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,0 T. ?2 G% [ B7 r% y& t- s
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.+ |7 W" o0 c) ^1 J1 _2 _
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ T3 {1 S3 m3 w1 R
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly5 D) z- l# e% f0 o# a$ P
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% D$ E- S4 N+ U* B2 j% w
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a! s' _+ ^9 m T8 c; a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist/ H/ I% W4 k3 _' |$ D7 p# v5 ?5 z. ~2 ^
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
8 Y9 K. B1 N! TPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just! ~% s) q; X' s* S4 h! I" u b( I
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
4 ]! c' y+ t) T, K7 Wnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
6 J! s7 I a3 sbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
* c6 R2 r+ V6 F0 k; }completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why e; F4 D( b$ b; n2 ]% }/ o- n; a
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
# b( t" w. ~8 C5 \+ _MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 T7 O+ P! [, f* I2 l9 {! q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& w$ M9 W; a6 E8 K8 c, w( V/ S
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend! A1 _! F4 q! Q2 d
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* I$ [! [* @ x6 u$ n- e
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."! w3 _: G$ l6 Q( m. Y
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
+ e" e7 U. a9 I7 W+ \other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& l3 L; W1 L' |4 n( H7 Dtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that4 ~" e8 j& g% Z& p; {# n, \7 k! {
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were3 r6 g4 [9 {! S% i1 \4 U0 u
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I, ~0 [- L6 M9 r9 A2 }
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
2 g1 I( F& v/ Z; v; d' K7 A* {: nstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."2 n8 O: D6 S3 v) b' l* ]
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
* h! G, A, m0 g2 L- e. [1 J6 aaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think" V: S4 e* W; X+ M* [
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
0 J! t9 v, M' i0 q8 uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to, Q$ q+ x6 _0 x
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,5 ^ a- P$ F5 }0 b3 ]# N
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love R: I8 ]; e- `0 X& y
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
3 \$ o- `; J: ?! v: P! l5 va great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 I( ?; d/ v) S+ ]
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
# J+ x* ?; L% l) `8 V9 bthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," z3 q$ | ~1 u3 H2 [
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
s; [! `: J3 x$ bSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.) G1 O7 {: V: Y( ?6 n; _
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any5 }; l% ~# F0 A" l* M% X
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even4 z: v9 O; ]) T+ P) z4 ^
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 y( ~8 L+ b2 p
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.4 C1 ^9 A; ~. f0 R& z; f# u
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.3 H& M; s1 l+ h- g
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
6 p3 H! z: G: ]# c JCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in B% ]1 ?& n7 e$ E- E+ U2 A" h3 f
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for8 G: o( t+ F# Q: e, H
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
) g) R7 T4 Y ?7 D/ A% ssay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding0 L$ D2 `: m6 ]+ q# M% b) O, p. l$ U
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
" d5 p* h a4 ygoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ o/ y4 v2 B1 }/ t! y
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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