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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
; O0 U- F I3 T8 b" YI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 C: q0 G( I! Y' K5 c; y8 N% uThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 v, D! o1 U" v5 kWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
& s0 l% U6 f8 B' Z/ M, Rthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for% B7 e( m1 C* ], U0 A
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same% x/ F3 _- C% B" c" S# L
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
5 | B$ c! B- a" R$ t4 ~There are some people that are not into all the words.
( T" _# e7 {7 @There are some that would have you not use certain words.
9 o6 n. r; j, z: }1 K5 t: MThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
% Q2 Y9 w6 z2 H0 {' Z6 Hof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.5 B0 d/ |8 t: c( r8 ?" k6 c
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
- i5 S, K0 J# s: C+ ]to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( d* l2 r1 d. C+ Q
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) R7 n" V5 D* d9 u$ ~
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
j2 |" U9 ]' f9 @+ n" Oand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
5 l5 h$ m4 J! D* A( |; `$ W"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
6 j9 H& X0 f1 G3 F3 SThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
- R K5 w1 f. n$ x9 C. fcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.3 m \+ w- }: @
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" R! @: s* s- \; n) L& r% O' ?Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly# K' S* z, J+ Z7 Q. L$ f) I" ~2 v
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
1 f* |+ V I+ g- m7 \man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a6 M4 H; l5 w I, G5 O
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 ]" v* B% _9 d1 d4 ~* psnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
4 @/ W1 R( n( C3 r* APizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just: F" Z" e* }2 ^& e# D5 M' m
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does! d [1 A( g$ y) O
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* Z/ e+ B0 g) v, l9 K1 Q
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 G& _. u: y. t) l- p
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why: L+ ]1 W! Y0 @" x6 l7 M
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 l! O9 t& t; k$ x; r% g7 }
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
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I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend! s; c0 b, X9 S
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
; `, N* R; F0 q" J& kyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
$ i8 Z0 F; t# B" ZIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the( n! X' ?% p7 C( T
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go) P3 C0 o3 h7 F8 F. d" y# ~
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
" D6 n* Q K" \) I0 t$ xPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were- i) W. G- x( Z* { @$ E* x9 O
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I8 l- g8 @8 D u5 t
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such" ]% L( e3 {8 ^, L) e/ C6 e
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
; p0 F, v: W2 DAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
! j! p) g0 k' ?8 f' v; ^! zaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think; l+ s, ^7 y3 E$ U
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
: r* p- w/ r# e& s* {+ J) fimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
7 q; [, Y2 j$ y* t$ ohurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
: S: M+ v# x7 i6 X"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
; N1 t6 j1 D% @ Tthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
e/ R! V# i8 [ `0 oa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but! E, ~ W; G; ~, Z# ~
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for- d# w9 U& O8 v$ y
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,( H' U+ w: B& f" o8 K; j
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 ?) I( \5 S# D8 ?
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 B- ~& P- c9 }' Z1 gI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
. `! r+ D- F$ G) Tcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
' z$ S+ S# b" M/ R6 [clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed," Q- C" w, b2 L8 J7 B9 u! \
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 M3 p- I) u5 G; e% M% _9 }But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
. F% J- \ \* Y" \( H bRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 q8 S" A. z) j! ]+ T$ B9 a0 A! rCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: C4 O6 O% |6 ^, c) J
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" q1 v1 H/ [. J* R' sKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't y# H6 H% M. b! v- r" W* V) F
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. E7 P& R! P2 ]. |them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that; {5 w' G& I/ V0 R% V$ K- A
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
6 q: f$ D. @. B1 y( ?can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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