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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
8 w, R) D* ^8 \8 vI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.8 \5 e+ V# F& {- {
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.$ d/ ^7 {# ?& S/ ]
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 ]. ] f& A8 C. E% s3 ?
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
4 w C' }: s* g% ?" y: z" `that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
9 F; _2 |/ E4 v" Q2 Bwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.+ G: A" I$ s% O0 b+ R; F
There are some people that are not into all the words.
" j% d, I$ @) J6 ]0 lThere are some that would have you not use certain words.' |( B& r9 X' A( Q& N1 ?1 \$ s
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
4 |8 g$ S0 E, |4 i: p. \* jof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
0 L- Q# q" _; h; f; D399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous" |; }+ P: F D+ }/ y/ Z/ g
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
8 ~% l6 f! J+ c! o2 OBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?) Q( N" A, G; I5 E3 @7 @
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,5 M$ E$ Y @" \1 b9 y7 x
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
, e& o9 J0 A, ]"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
T8 I* H! U9 DThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
5 L( b& c! e. R1 U5 K( b/ scurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war., i/ n* U7 q. f4 ]5 O( C, \
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") ^+ O5 X5 Y5 i
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly9 d! _; t7 `! f8 X5 D; @7 J7 u) f6 m
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
+ D; H! s' O( i" u9 q2 b. y nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a. I7 s8 k1 r0 S8 M+ p+ y. y
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
) b: J; ~5 E" b( M. c3 V" w0 wsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( ~! `5 y) [& N3 C" y
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. }' b5 I$ w! f, P5 L
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does; c# u8 N* E# W c9 ]& M. H
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
. r9 f' k$ H) G# C. u! `; g6 ~! abut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# k8 Z2 Y7 n4 s9 r/ b# Ycompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why5 I/ }0 s! ]4 Z% s8 a( }9 F
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
9 ?& u% m, X' Q+ xMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on; }& O; h# N1 N0 j1 X
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.; |2 J4 P: A4 m4 K7 T" S
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 |6 @4 |8 f! {% Z* v3 g; \with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at) j$ x- P2 @/ c! \7 u: C+ e% H9 n* f
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
- Q1 [! Q2 {& z# y! y3 W8 cIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
) @5 t% v6 ]' bother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go& B" t* i: a& ]% _ i( ?% z' ?8 G
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that6 r! \1 j# C# ~- u: w% t
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were/ k7 a6 T7 V5 j0 i7 e* R( o
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I3 `' M( [$ X; Z0 q; a
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
2 p$ q9 g8 b& X% Cstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 _# ~" F/ @6 ~4 W
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more5 w f8 b2 P* j4 ?
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think8 h9 ~2 I3 j3 _1 Y- y+ @0 O
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
0 {7 q# O8 J! Y. vimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
, O* y6 u* |( G1 {, T/ C3 Vhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,% {- n& P6 U5 A
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 H5 v7 r$ L/ h1 z4 V2 B9 J! bthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
0 E' X6 M( W' u4 @: H0 fa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but. G' K2 G: Y6 ?: ^- ^* H
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for+ e, J3 {8 c& J v* q& c
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,. B+ D% m, X4 F: `
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."1 `1 x" R; u# {
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
4 z. X0 B4 q- q+ n6 e7 XI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
3 G' I" M6 M' r$ e. Rcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even) H7 j/ b0 M% P3 y$ W
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
+ O+ p) s# {/ ~, o* c5 [$ Mand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
' t; v) M& M; M0 d5 RBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
5 R: y( G: v% R; P0 e# kRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock7 `6 m3 a4 l7 @# r8 b4 @
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ [" ~& t. ]! _' b3 B M, C
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
) ^; {- b$ d9 ]' `: p+ ~1 U" dKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
( H/ E% M; S( R5 x$ ^say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! U9 A+ b$ V+ C, s* R' Xthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
9 D- o7 y+ ~$ C2 g7 Dgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You0 g) x) y$ e/ v5 [
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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