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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.4 y& d% u& O4 |
4 |+ S5 k, W; H: t4 s* w4 e1 [I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.* y/ L% D- P, z1 J. B6 |- ?
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.% Y$ a# u, z" b/ w" H
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
% r# [& I1 P2 {. i/ h) bWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.+ I# i9 B1 K) ~" i/ t* v
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
S1 i X6 q' q8 ^& b0 C! B& q% Ithat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same/ w( n1 s; e# r$ M* [$ V: r
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
* |7 {& p6 I1 Q1 t+ IThere are some people that are not into all the words.- U: z3 N* \& @+ P! p% s
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
: u6 s+ h# C& s, eThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7% S8 \ A) X$ }- y
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- b6 G7 x/ S; z' X399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous2 ~: @0 U& J4 [4 h- a& h; f
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,5 R0 X, B) t; @# |
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?' b2 y7 f8 A/ Z8 b
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, R7 h F0 A) o/ M( U
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
$ h" F1 t0 v7 `( w+ p! @/ b"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ H4 A9 e& B5 pThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
6 x& I$ l' a; t6 E7 hcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
1 ]# n% Z, _& a# j6 f, ]"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 u5 ^8 R8 } N
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly2 Q+ g' V8 T5 t9 y; X
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,* A& b3 q# L8 h5 _" Y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a; t f' U) ]5 y4 ~: b' j' z0 w
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
; h# B" N' r' y% ?4 l% ysnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,- T7 B3 H1 @; F
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just$ y8 v" D3 \" ~8 z9 h+ z
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
9 T( y4 j$ j) o; Y4 |5 Znot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 U% B4 N4 P* \$ c4 g
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not c) p! y) N" r' X! G
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
$ M+ Z7 ~* Z8 \% hsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and. f. E P$ m. D% Z8 n; c O
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on& O! b& u* f( h
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling." G$ T! ^, n1 z, G/ z+ [( S
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend9 J. b1 k3 O& L1 [, b& I
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* p0 F3 O, ~% S) _
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."# O/ ]- u' y$ h7 K
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
5 w# i, o+ |) ^# {5 p1 Vother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 j- w" H3 P: r: g4 N" ftogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that4 U- D8 ^/ T8 R% u% T7 L. ^9 X
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
- J7 q1 m& x8 icertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
T% ~) d9 ^4 V, L- I5 l, c8 Odon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
, @# |% [( I# V/ g* X" P" i- Bstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; E- N. r: p/ A8 Q% H
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more$ _* ]3 m7 r ~& G
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- G1 {3 a7 l: S5 Yit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very" l( d2 \5 k$ {9 @) H5 a$ `8 J9 }
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
1 @2 v. X+ E$ K: }/ m! n* S+ \hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# j8 |2 d' l- H6 X0 h
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
6 ?( S+ b* T5 g ]than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
O/ S& B) I8 U. {4 Na great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but1 p- C0 b* l1 P' A# \
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
2 H$ X7 O4 [6 i7 q w5 bthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,- K$ h+ {% {8 |
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 u' \* B$ |: }9 ^/ o
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.! P* o2 D5 [1 l: l
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! N. ?. R. F! `' J3 M: W7 Acircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
# F( T, p; U @- eclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,: E, c( K% \$ P' ~& l! ~2 y$ a* Z
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.* x# N7 A' C" B
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
, z! r+ Z+ ^+ W' F6 r, v5 t$ j9 v& |Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
, X' v, }" z( yCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
& V% Y" ?/ d, S$ l9 \' ~2 Kthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for) H- J2 [! S: F2 H: A Q( j9 W
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
1 C4 h6 j0 I" R7 [4 s n; Msay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
/ C0 m s3 ^$ D% J% }: gthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
- P- }- s7 |: b# kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You: v0 L' n$ ]7 C4 _" E7 ]- M
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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