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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
, v" U7 s/ [; _( s1 O% ~I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
- v/ q9 G1 I; o- w% a! ^, YThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
- p- Y2 t9 Q' E. j* `; [1 iWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* B1 Z9 |; y1 X) z S+ T. A4 p0 vthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
: v! M# ?4 @2 I8 @' r3 zthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
$ t) j0 A9 H; {; _words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
' A6 i5 n p2 h6 `5 |& F) jThere are some people that are not into all the words.0 S8 c. j7 v3 L: a' Y6 ~
There are some that would have you not use certain words.5 Z, K; J8 z- j2 E' ]. b# M
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7. d6 J! M: D4 c- h
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is./ B( S# t2 {$ b7 F* l, y
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous. S) I6 k! T# v8 s5 a
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
0 i! c+ z8 Q* B9 k$ U, bBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
! O6 q% C& J% Y; U" b4 V"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
) I! n4 q: a9 m4 b' e& \; Sand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?4 i; M3 G1 |* |* l
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 |$ h# Y, O I6 E4 hThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul, f: x2 S0 }. E+ a' i/ f/ y/ m
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
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Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly; F2 @' w- p, u9 w" v$ J! Y
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,9 J! C2 n( C3 c- T. y$ A
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a4 w5 \: p B0 H# }5 D8 E
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 L" m U& R! M1 T qsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 @# X. x! _* r! Y
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just9 `6 D2 K8 ^! M+ c& d# S
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
* ^! j# Q! f& D3 X1 o) @& w* pnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,$ t9 `7 @8 j0 @7 d' y
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not: F/ t' j; N/ }8 ]: x# v5 b( ^; ]& U2 Q
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why" f* P# M2 b+ D! @" ^% s# W
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and( Z) A) y6 O/ x% f8 F% L3 w
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
) z% n% r& z# Q0 Z$ hthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
2 p: y' C$ d5 l- g5 TI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
( G" s! e0 ]! d7 k1 awith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at, |" }% t1 c; [+ L, {
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer." |8 r7 d" v$ J9 w) Z4 d
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
' j; q; ~" h2 Z. R2 Q# hother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go/ f! q6 h T; B
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
! C3 m3 [- k, r B9 APiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were, r2 a/ t/ O" S) p
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I; h$ @, X: \7 g+ }
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such( J4 N) J4 f4 H7 O- V. _
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
3 _8 ]' g" f8 l0 x @And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more4 f C' k9 S0 Q* e1 [$ c( u5 o
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, k! b6 @- D/ c# p+ g# R& eit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
" [; _( c6 P! ]) rimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
# F6 |- a' E+ i% N! t6 Jhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,+ M6 k) U* ?2 n% g. K" @8 u
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love' _0 z" n6 I. M$ Q* _; E5 @
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is6 L5 i& y$ z" F$ a/ h3 r
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but) O9 c0 l9 a4 b' O
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
3 F# b. L' T) c6 w+ m4 I0 e9 sthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,- }' i* l" _4 k# V. s: H3 s1 y& R3 Q7 a$ Y
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."4 Y1 u7 P4 S& ~5 |5 c0 P
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
h) ~( C9 g4 `; T8 yI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
+ f! ^& U3 [% G& t- ^! Ncircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
2 v* W! ]# }( J7 R/ w) pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
$ L! c$ _$ `) X' F- A( Land Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
8 A2 H, R/ g+ d9 iBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- j( l7 Y5 y6 \+ P" K
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
S* R# g) E8 b" ]& n. O1 P Z6 @/ }$ wCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in& e5 w3 T. D& a* `4 \$ Q! N
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
) o2 J) x4 {$ V, R x' q8 HKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't4 Z( Y- l# g* S( _3 O
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 ?& ]) Q# n& q
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that* t; q% h# k B e4 J1 | Z
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
7 |& e- G, z b( r6 r2 U. ^can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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