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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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% I. n! M& P- \' }' h( rI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.8 r% k, t0 t+ w
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.' Y6 B$ z5 h& \ k# A$ z
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
% E8 @$ z; M$ h* U$ F/ T4 XWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.0 k( X4 H0 e' E* t& i
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
1 O2 }0 ]% U% O; cthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
- \# G# t* Z. j4 R* C# Cwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.# J( P; c; {& o6 Q# U; d
There are some people that are not into all the words.5 ], n' U( E; P9 M
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
: w! F1 a& B8 I) x+ e3 _' YThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7- ^, W" f5 L& _; ^) d
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.2 C" _ x* ]) }# [
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous6 ]8 V5 X2 r( `
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
- d- C6 r; @$ U" Y+ U. qBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?* y0 x R: D0 D1 G% a
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
% z9 z- B& Z0 Eand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?1 v. M* d A, m. D: L3 a7 g# Q! `7 e5 A
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 @+ G5 d; ]* _* `; f5 ?& X
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
3 a9 g+ |2 ~ K5 D) tcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war./ i G" M4 Y. w) g2 D% N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ m! v9 t; q/ `, S% y6 X% t
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
) k# @7 Z# @9 k0 wsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
9 l' r4 \9 c+ A( n5 _! Zman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a1 p0 q8 ~" c# d6 d* b
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist. ?: D2 f6 m& C9 j
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
4 S- Q' M' a" P9 k, z8 W O; m3 WPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
) U1 _: x! G. Y% G/ P3 _0 h0 F5 m5 s0 TOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does# ]0 W8 Y! a2 R1 ~& z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,+ B0 f# G% {- A6 q
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
9 I3 ?: C* t# {6 }% e- f8 ?# Ycompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why! B! g9 I/ W! \2 n
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
% F7 U% Y; `3 D" g* {MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on/ j* ^. m6 k, g6 Q. u6 Z
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.# y( n7 [5 r0 J$ b. h# W9 M
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
1 c: h% A- v6 U$ \3 X; x: I6 vwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
' h- V9 @, _: }, k+ f' q9 tyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."% n8 A+ \( Z7 `5 Y$ F
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
5 J5 E9 W3 K3 Rother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
- U: f9 u* L* I" L/ r: Dtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
# d. a# L: a# nPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were5 B% b) f m! p8 t- ~) B
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
; P: q6 i6 Z" v5 i) O& zdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such- g/ D0 m9 P) R# A+ K0 X9 P+ R
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."3 T ?3 o4 s5 u* }3 l4 g
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- {! g4 I$ K/ D+ b# Qaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think w. g# f, a$ B: _4 d3 b' J
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very* |. R$ G3 h6 j2 i& V
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
0 J' z3 b- r6 {hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
! ~1 M; p& k6 C3 H) W' {2 A/ z"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
# V7 V! X5 L' Q- K# Hthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is6 d0 F; u2 {' g7 a: Q3 z
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 `& A8 d6 n: h. h
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for S/ I! Z! M. ]6 ^
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
; Q2 _1 R9 {& F& `$ s1 TSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."& m7 O# M' q3 e( U
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.% p4 w2 p6 y( B/ B
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
1 C& G |0 T) o" _ A2 y- gcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even- Q7 @% @9 h; C5 q$ Q. g! X
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed, ?+ D% M8 J3 } B
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
% n8 y7 |1 ^9 D$ T2 J DBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 v5 [' Q" U {% p4 x+ ~
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock% H% V5 ?0 I$ u0 B! h v0 W7 V
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
( R: Q) ~' Z) |6 j) y1 H9 ~the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for& Z1 O( I: g/ J" V6 A2 B! K* h( Z
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ s3 w- r' M: G
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 d- D9 T1 p% T1 w; X- X
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% b2 V9 Z8 s) j. O/ \8 q6 O+ sgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You0 V+ h- D7 s6 Z$ A* R
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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