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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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3 Z- K8 a2 g3 U" K1 s: |% TI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
( D3 B \; O$ b' Z( mI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.) U0 {/ d) [* x5 L
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.! T; |2 N y$ {3 m- V( l) \6 h0 n
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* J) g# k" u6 Z4 t' z
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) k6 c. k8 ?! J' T5 D. ythat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same# X( X) q, x! Q. m) n
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
: S9 G* P1 D; T) @ ]There are some people that are not into all the words.
5 ~' l( n$ _; m- [4 yThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
: a _4 v! |5 K# zThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7: f" t2 A) J, \3 q" T6 D6 m9 f
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
9 f! C( e B4 G4 q2 t399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
& D' I) L* `* p$ e! Wto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
2 y/ c( ?- f0 C0 `& hBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
' b6 a0 q# a; k# m"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,, h; b6 b# L. d1 ~
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?) C; q" d+ T# c
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
3 Z2 E! {3 H# ?Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,3 A: {. c* j F! ^
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.7 j P' O" l' u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
: a% R* e" L* \Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 t2 y1 ?/ u+ ~# }0 b$ m; U V
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
( r$ N6 Y* z. }8 P# Nman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
& M) X/ K4 A& O6 V3 Jsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist3 }& Y# F5 c- N* o' q/ y
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
) u- k/ j$ ^" D% r. ~ XPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just- B- ^+ A1 M" i5 E
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
- B1 I$ ]+ N5 m8 D4 W: Nnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ P0 f. v* T5 R+ X/ E) E1 obut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
* i& m+ Q0 s! Rcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. v. Z1 j4 r. T$ x2 t1 P, ?some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 n+ t2 W9 P M; `MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on6 P: N* w$ V5 w' k% W
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. T' S3 o" a( l0 h
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ C: M, A i2 Rwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
5 w* C$ d* u; h; `6 y2 E- uyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."" u* H! N% p5 Q
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 N3 k& v3 j! o4 Y, n
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
# ]" `% P# J0 Y! [" p( @together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
+ u) o1 T* G7 qPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were4 o! N; \6 l; R/ t9 V: [
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ W4 ?1 ^* {1 gdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such# {' e: q9 o s4 l+ O1 k( t" a7 L$ s
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now." X) U9 {: n$ K9 s# z0 Y8 {6 ~' V
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
' I7 y: C6 M4 o$ p1 T3 e1 Laccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think( U: P- V' n8 y
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very* X+ p- n' M) k) Q( h
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
- [' Q: U0 ~$ _# w1 A7 Whurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# ?) u! ?- T% r, x! O
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love5 @! E1 Y# x+ _9 [1 i9 {
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
" A$ G( @* r$ E/ V2 a7 {8 wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but% h2 m/ i Z/ W
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ ~+ T( U% E3 B C+ g) Y+ Xthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
& u, n8 G2 k- v" T2 f- `. |8 {0 A0 OSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
: j8 f( ~1 G/ e) u' t+ `: pSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.2 W7 l# ]7 X! {* t6 o% F+ M
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
" V1 \9 [2 Z2 mcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
7 r7 Y* V& Z) I- T/ b* Tclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
* K P+ T/ K1 i& \2 O3 W; D8 g7 Oand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 [. O, _* m8 w9 fBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.; z) I9 h+ Z7 \. @3 Z9 X- n
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock% u6 d% Z, u' e7 ~# V3 }
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- ~# R- ~' ]5 A) U2 Q* G
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for B8 n" `. l; w+ d8 a
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
+ \5 Y" D: I0 e* d' L: y# }, Bsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding, ]/ U+ P% _4 w& t( q) n
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that8 _9 w* B) H4 p; J
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You5 C& X& _4 U3 p2 y
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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