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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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# Y) v% [& \: r2 _/ E- g" cI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.1 N; o5 q0 U |- I5 D* V5 n
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.$ M0 l2 z! k+ b" i8 Z5 M
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.$ z" R. A9 d9 d# @
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.9 Q# e9 B3 k; M2 t E' T. H
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. F, X2 A: P7 H' ?" k8 d/ U/ [" F
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same: U. e+ b1 @1 P% z) T& X
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.8 ] ~; Q S3 w; k+ L
There are some people that are not into all the words.% M8 f& T2 ?/ [2 m6 H5 P! J
There are some that would have you not use certain words.8 R' d7 `1 N: p! g3 }! b7 q
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
4 |% z `; F; {& [% o0 hof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
6 P$ `1 u* `, k" L399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
$ s e# }' A' S* a2 D( xto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,' \1 i7 [( K& G5 t5 Y
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
% i& q8 H4 k: Y) o4 w"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,9 B4 A# `* e9 G& N0 A& _: c
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
8 h% d! }$ T$ C0 E) _) h/ H"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"8 j' P4 e2 L: f; p
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,; {4 q% l( F$ L
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war., y8 W0 b" ?5 m- v& w9 V" V+ w) L
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& Q1 r2 ]- F a6 Y
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: `5 \2 \' f0 Z, B- L
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here," ^! D7 u0 M7 B* t
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 J- D- X" r% `" P
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
3 O% }* e# V; I& O9 ^snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,; _6 {, v3 A7 N, ]: I
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
* J1 r, V6 w' T3 k' C. f7 ?! ~One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; }$ }9 F. p+ E/ ?. S rnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,0 q, F2 ?+ z. x& p0 ~- I
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not0 \6 u: L- ~3 K! p
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why# Y) [! m4 c6 }! E' ^- H
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 d0 i% D8 r4 N% E: p- _5 _MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on h5 `' G6 G% M5 b1 U
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.) F- I1 L C) @: `
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; b: c! z+ \% }$ d' Z
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at2 q8 x: U) \0 M' c9 `2 d
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."! O0 T( X; `; a
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the7 q" k& A+ x! t6 C- f
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
& `% h3 u3 v( R: ?6 itogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that; z, X3 A/ l' o- `9 i* e! Y+ Z
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 K! ?0 F6 G! G+ F) g$ scertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I5 x/ w }. V& ]% y
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such3 z+ Q- _$ b3 M8 K* {, b
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."8 A! `( S0 S, `; M
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
2 ^; i0 f: H3 R3 s- T6 E. Laccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
- E! C, D, K. D3 s+ fit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
1 }7 V4 E- F f2 n6 n7 y% limprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to, `% t8 @1 Y; r
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
( \ M: f6 ?# H) ?"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
8 [% R6 o ]: ?0 z9 R. \than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
' e1 @: [% w8 \4 G9 H& R' r- pa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but& l( {; g9 F, u) m7 t) e
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
- S4 v$ q2 U% V, {: G6 c$ l3 l& athe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
6 \3 A6 ?8 w" u5 e6 mSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow." u$ O6 t* F! t7 |' _3 w8 T
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
4 l+ P; l& e8 D" \2 I/ h8 II hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
) X2 F. R; a Z. Ocircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
9 f5 Y3 O1 _3 K: g2 e. ]8 nclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,& h, G# F p+ J; H6 \0 m2 A6 \
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.' h& E5 q8 ?) h* y: e& W5 Q
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- N V- N2 a8 n5 H4 }2 F" n6 r( @+ k
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock% @! D: U% ?0 R9 U7 L# c, B
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
5 C% q; b/ Y" {% h# q ?6 vthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for1 q" @# a ?2 X1 {: {( m" D
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't; h; q5 P: T( A$ @% z
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
d0 M, H+ H: h6 I2 k" l) Tthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
0 @, p% N6 U D: T% Vgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You& ~* N V* Q, y
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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