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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! E7 |% w$ _) j* a, UI want to tell you something about words that I think is important. O/ k1 K/ ^0 X- s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.; n! w4 R% G% \: S* j
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) C+ `( v# B! e# f& c: p! zthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
6 V0 H% S( U% Y1 g5 H0 w6 Q5 fthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 Y3 c G5 h( h9 C8 q M1 |: F
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
1 ?0 Z% B7 F I- a/ b# v0 NThere are some people that are not into all the words.$ m6 c3 j% k1 g7 @: Z4 X
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
/ S! N' A% ?8 I2 F6 v$ BThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
3 f+ U& ]1 u6 s' g8 D5 p fof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
+ Q/ G6 Z2 d6 j1 h6 P399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous1 b8 |- d C; N1 l+ Q* R6 W
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
1 p* m! K+ j. A. d' n2 Q' T5 NBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
, q2 a; c4 D$ v" M8 k% O"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
' J) K6 x8 x6 n& V9 T& @and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ Q/ ]' j. v/ N' @* [
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
+ W2 P# E6 i8 b: A% Z3 a5 D+ lThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
+ l- A) G9 N6 h) z7 I% Wcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.! A/ Y- G6 I3 I2 | `; l0 y
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 s# b, {9 z, uWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
% b5 C' ]; }; r& msounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,4 p. K; |* J5 }& y7 n1 M/ k6 A$ x
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a' A/ E2 q4 W4 }
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
, E' t5 c3 f! w. Dsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
5 r `$ G; ~ t% U+ ]) C" sPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just/ q, n; R. q+ w1 h% s
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
5 H/ a; k2 }4 a+ z: t! {not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
7 B+ c9 Y6 d1 D0 Abut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 u; y5 K1 V- e" T: l1 Z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why3 Z) A0 [) j* G' a
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% A2 h. N- t/ A+ v" E
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on8 _3 J* K7 n6 g. n6 B" N
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
/ C# E, h! Y% H; c, h5 dI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
& O3 o9 u3 h% c0 o; g. m* Swith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 o& K; b$ F* f* y3 Q2 ?2 t0 xyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer.": z5 |% x3 z+ a- ]
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ ? }: R5 L; N8 X( d4 Aother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
3 a2 z S4 R. P l6 \together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 X% u3 F' d& Y+ x9 i; V3 aPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
8 P: j6 H% |1 g/ Y0 P# ecertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
: S% K3 u0 p: M& D6 A7 E- Ddon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such" A! G1 B. e4 O
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."( b, h% l, |! [6 l( d# [1 z
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more9 i' \' Z& @! l% J; {" J
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think4 U+ r( t% [; c
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
O! e# k+ t' Pimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to- p- d4 m* Y$ }- K: z& j3 A6 W
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
$ f9 d+ X. e: e( M% G"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love; O" A* o; d" F
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
' e+ y9 B' ?1 l4 i2 O# {: D) ]a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
4 @- D2 _6 o' L; T, d6 ^% YI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
7 P& U2 q/ j. [' t# J1 X; k9 vthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,+ R! G# D1 Z5 b8 t }3 Y+ i
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
$ x$ X2 f# E8 V- F4 xSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 y2 J- B/ }+ G; d' dI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
$ M% J# @5 r3 H; M* p5 [8 J% {" Wcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; n0 r E* r: ~. ?clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
- r- F9 N5 e& X" wand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
7 e( G, A! T b) k0 v$ ZBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.& f4 k5 K& f" G9 K% Q, s% e
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock. M8 ^) D$ f o
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
# x4 |* Y0 J2 j8 W( K( g& Pthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
5 Y1 f7 A2 |" iKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
, q+ T2 W, a& W3 c2 H7 d8 fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
; _4 W' t- |% `) sthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that+ c8 `# ?+ o+ g
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You; z7 N% |3 ], L# _& X+ o! L
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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