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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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) m, B3 C# |$ `& oI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.7 [9 J8 R# A% Y6 b0 T
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
\) y; Q$ d: e) CThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.# @8 o6 d) g7 _' y2 N
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
# Q2 Y' _* { f( `" S; j4 Y! r" Pthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for w, R* r g5 ?4 y: A1 \
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
, f3 Z$ t/ g5 B" fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.& k' L) p1 _% ^4 b
There are some people that are not into all the words.( Y- p9 e: f9 W
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 x4 u. @- V6 A+ E! S; _There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 76 z: o, u2 u. s% N8 }# E
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
+ |- v3 c) X$ H399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
: L2 n, A6 L0 jto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( x) P, b( R6 FBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?- ?1 z* M7 [" [- N" m
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# V K0 W8 `' `- D) vand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
2 f. K( ~% |9 K) d"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": g9 B; h% ~" e v+ T6 J
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" w" U7 o F' k$ G* \curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ J. B" K, K$ ~. n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": s9 J" w/ N& D/ N' y: x9 ?( M% {
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
: v5 _9 r8 X9 y3 ^sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
0 e% k8 C9 ?& ]. g( P: O1 n% Kman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a2 W; U/ U8 r$ Z3 M6 C$ [
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" z6 x, X% T+ K1 y0 x
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,8 r; N1 T, Z: k0 p" q
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just& [0 M+ E( Z! W0 E6 e! a
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 n! ]* h5 c3 G! L& U% Y' D0 Lnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
& d, P7 [9 Y2 Z0 o+ W- }but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not5 N) A4 o' V+ _8 [( w. a2 v
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why5 H6 H+ I$ U2 z( r
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
$ i0 N9 ~9 ~* ^3 c1 H6 O0 F" `MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
+ d3 Z& o6 {7 r- uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.: d/ v8 F, t# E% j. J3 M
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; {! _1 B2 x, T k2 h+ S9 J+ K
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at- c) g) [' B% z
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."0 o( l" W# I+ S* B* K1 k
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the* h! c, U7 S$ J3 ~0 [7 P2 m+ t. `
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go [! o- P9 ~& Z/ U* A% L' A: i
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that2 Y/ k3 }2 N2 \* D' }: E4 v! I
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were5 m( q9 j/ ]0 u2 D4 t
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I$ G/ ?4 a4 d2 |, d% R- `9 Y# g* J
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
; {6 J; |. G1 V4 I6 B5 Rstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 F- X; j' H) L% i" b5 w
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more1 {5 f- Q( Y9 Y# v% B1 p
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think; m* F0 K7 F/ ?
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very! }' l: o0 I# k0 m1 {$ S( M
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to! m3 {0 @% v3 @2 H
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# u- d6 n1 h9 g; E& p
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% k6 U" I$ M# ~ H+ F( nthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 A0 E+ B- @3 Ra great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but$ l$ S: D: t* I) W- s" L4 y" v
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
4 S' o8 a% @. N- P: |; ~- wthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,- t; X' H. }, P, W: M4 n
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
: d f3 m& r$ w2 l: QSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 `5 W2 ~4 ~0 i' RI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 F6 v/ x# z0 c. i8 o7 x
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even4 k4 F U5 _, A2 E) y( O3 X O( ^
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,$ O4 V1 K4 g2 N# t5 l$ t! h
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
$ c9 W$ c( p3 v3 ]0 |2 OBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
% q3 S+ h4 R# P2 _Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ n' U, U, A# V/ w
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
8 m2 P y6 ]3 U8 Y0 O5 }; ~the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
1 f, U7 _* b4 H! }! f# iKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
# w6 ]& ?% z2 `' zsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding2 p% V C2 _# ^+ O; f( S
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
% k3 E! c1 Z# c/ u8 Agoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
2 \3 Z: i1 c; A7 ?* g4 L0 M# Ican prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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