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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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" C- v( q, t% x: p& l ?I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! |5 p. @: A3 L" r* T/ DI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
. Z. j5 z5 s6 [They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
1 \/ n( |/ b w bWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.* F7 ^$ V ]8 M: |7 c, ~
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for! v& x) x" m% E5 h! C" ~
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
+ y0 K# V# } i/ L1 j! Mwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 l8 C& Z$ D4 F2 `
There are some people that are not into all the words.
& z. l `" v7 O& {; p* X" I; kThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
2 M. Q% r) ~' `% CThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 a: E5 w' O* S; oof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) Y9 V+ U, I! e4 r& D399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous$ v' N1 R$ {6 U7 k" y
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( L! f. Z3 E! e( i2 E# P3 ~& k' `2 D% gBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 A1 l& o( z0 j
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) N* c0 u2 J0 ] @1 G
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?; ^8 d% F, ?: Y' D
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"' _, H! v) o. @4 n- k' X& }; O
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
$ A' H; Y8 r! ycurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
* P) C+ ?2 U& M- C0 o, N"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" `& H$ a5 {( c5 Y: K! w& x6 t
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly: c0 G7 K0 h5 F; t0 [% ?* i
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,! L0 X. J3 u( v; R
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a$ m% M: B# e( S! k
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
+ g: f! K! t* P8 p" ] b; Esnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,1 h. Q( m( a5 V: e: R9 H
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just, |+ H& a2 |# R% X, t& G
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does! a( h9 g+ }" l
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,8 _$ P9 Y% G# C
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
% _# s M9 I) M" kcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why+ @ b. s6 @5 H9 X# x1 w' R3 _
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 R/ S4 s8 F; a( p) @7 c# XMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
* F) J+ o! N& W# o0 wthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling./ {/ H% N; L- l
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% P- f5 X$ N8 N2 u) Pwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at& I% p1 M7 e- u4 p: | M
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
8 t# W3 R {9 A# @- n0 zIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the/ D' n0 r$ v3 P! g$ e; }
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
: u( S( a, G: Q8 b stogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that/ l" |) S/ `4 [2 N1 T0 e M. @
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were# F# c, T0 h+ ^/ X# I" O
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I1 Q' Y; E5 N( D! V
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
3 l& X5 Z: T- I; V+ V& V; Vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; }5 _/ L. z( o% V6 `9 Y
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: Q4 F; D! K6 E3 B8 ]% }accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" j" w2 x$ ^' f+ q; Pit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very: C' l7 Y: c/ u6 f3 e* b8 h
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to+ b$ ?! H& z" @; Q$ K! e0 @
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
* J8 v" H# Z3 i* _) D. W, X3 ["I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
! d( w* Y; D+ {( Athan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 j: I Z5 D* P0 h, [5 d, C
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
! ^2 m& a4 [7 Y2 WI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
+ `& V. i0 k' `1 O i3 X* R8 Gthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,+ `. c/ Z7 l, b# P3 {
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."7 j9 o6 A7 U8 w) ]
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.; l' v% \; U9 o* e+ K, b) m; M
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any i; C; `6 I8 C8 Z, S/ T
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
0 u' N4 t8 b, q, eclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
5 t# P4 p8 Y8 z. ]1 n& n, `1 qand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 u, r) f/ X' Z: x% pBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.# r, x$ f/ l5 A. v) O# l! `: v
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock7 @# g" a z) L3 p9 o5 _, r
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
0 {" m0 I; i: g! [the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for/ F6 R, `5 ?% G6 G/ l, u
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't% P* Z- U. C! _- O; }3 g* k
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding. X r) t7 `4 m- Y% b
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that6 ] X- X8 {5 e9 g6 n; q( w
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
5 G' @* x! w) z6 y/ Kcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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