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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
2 K( v7 @! C) u+ vI want to tell you something about words that I think is important., g c; I* X8 \5 A+ @2 w% O6 ~
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
" |. y2 s5 q3 r4 i& W( e. y+ \Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' I+ {: y( @3 z! g* A* ?
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
2 S+ H( f' `- B; cthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
0 l' Z& `; q9 `$ {words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.7 u* u! T2 q+ n: M+ [) `( B. [
There are some people that are not into all the words.8 G3 ^) D, S. g- _% n) k6 f
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
" l2 I7 g& ~9 F: n* ~There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 76 Z, I4 J, D! D; B# k
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
# U" x7 j4 J$ ^: ]3 b& S4 b399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous0 D' \) T. |) | h3 X6 u
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
. H0 {" x9 L5 |, T3 y+ JBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?7 z' K G1 b/ J9 P* [
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
/ K( c8 W3 N+ C' Xand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?( k5 j2 ?$ x- q5 Q0 x `' M
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"9 z8 _1 ?/ X. d: y0 c# {4 ~/ `9 ?
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
" \4 t# N; V1 b9 Gcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
) j: ]3 S* w4 I4 h"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& e# M3 E {0 m. QWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
: x2 }) ?) H: s$ {6 l/ {! d: usounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,9 e3 k; E$ o- s1 {3 ?
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a' E' @9 E3 b5 x" R1 `) |5 {1 U! T2 V
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
$ X X: f& ]7 m2 \) O" w. usnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,' p9 E+ i2 h! g( z) x' ~8 U& U
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
5 q% T9 o: P& K- t; p! ~One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does7 W$ m8 ?& v# U5 D' @! e: b' ^" S4 s) ^
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" E3 ]" K' X, d" D2 a, ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
2 Y- p3 [4 t" F/ x/ Lcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why! W" v8 y1 Z G
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
7 I8 @# d; L. \8 Q3 q/ b" oMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
8 u: R4 f' y8 p! n7 |there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
% \& }8 R$ G8 H1 y3 a7 yI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend( H6 r0 v% \- C
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
. }+ B. X" X/ F, V% s: [7 oyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
6 |1 Y7 o: ~; K; U V2 O3 x8 }; ]It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
: }, C) x5 O' b- }7 p3 z' l7 g5 Kother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go7 K* L0 R, Y; Y; T% k
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
6 @- J! s) J/ c6 K1 FPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
( Y2 o0 [7 W8 S% q: Q6 o8 r$ ?certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I( H0 y$ b) | s- m
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such" b; ^* i- l% Q/ C# N" ?
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
6 B) Q/ X7 i2 YAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& Z+ P+ V7 W: W9 G' t* \accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
% G& M z8 p# y( wit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
% S. w4 {0 n, U3 M0 ximprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
) F$ W6 t/ m$ `3 _2 F, Khurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
. w4 L' `$ ^$ T"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
% c% C5 R% Y C3 V' dthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is, {% W) H3 C1 `8 P
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but E/ A( ^' [5 A8 t
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for+ ~! ~5 E, Z' y6 R/ p
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, K; j9 ^8 }0 _3 h v
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
/ H2 P; V B# N* r& Q; _8 R, o, G3 ?So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.. U3 F5 G; n% \0 B! B) d
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any% u. v( \2 T3 R" T# G. Y+ x% x
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; T5 n- w5 W% D/ t. z' sclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,+ a6 T. m* \2 d$ ^$ K
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
5 `1 c9 q# d1 w/ jBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words. ~4 f J1 H# Q% u
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock$ b* y5 v4 n6 ?! r1 I* s6 n( H P
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- b$ v7 c0 T; [
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for% ?3 ?9 \2 P& q. R1 a w2 [
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't5 {/ \" I6 a" X0 I
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 R3 G# H- g! i( i- jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that* \& [! d9 m1 H* s
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! {, L! h/ t4 D; Tcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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