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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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$ o4 v2 k- M1 \& GI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.; m1 r Q2 K- {' C
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
4 B; {/ ~+ z+ w" j0 D8 Z: G1 PThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.! {# h- B! x! W! ]: f
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
8 X g9 c$ ]2 g+ N" ?: \5 lthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for* b% S8 R- d6 \3 L1 r4 l; a
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same) |7 v# c9 i* z8 C
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.& N7 h& o6 v% e* ]$ a/ B2 ?
There are some people that are not into all the words.3 w; w1 m& c- R1 U# _
There are some that would have you not use certain words.2 [$ s$ K! v/ A% p4 ]" a
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
, t0 I. K, [2 K2 k* }5 Wof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
- a" a+ Q5 s$ H! B399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* s+ ~4 T; Y. L# bto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
% e) ^& C+ g7 c) bBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% F1 P$ x7 G( G
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
5 f( J' @3 H0 b5 Y2 r! Cand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?! R7 K* e, B& m4 @% U& P+ G
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" p- c& _9 m8 Y3 I1 y
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ o) }: M3 _$ k; O, t8 r
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.1 B, e$ ^, r& {# H1 F9 [) F
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"; U: [! t- J; k# Y
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
7 C* o: D K' p) n8 a& g3 K7 Tsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
|' b+ p4 f- o1 }8 I+ F( iman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
+ H' e6 J& ]. R& `0 C$ ^: osnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
' F5 J! {4 l: o; n2 Vsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
) a+ G2 V3 _! E2 g' Z3 ePizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just7 i- ^& P/ V" F/ Q
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does, V) R B' \, l" {8 H" P8 ~
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,* |# D; h' @, j$ y- s; X8 _- \
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
( ^5 Q9 n: _& s5 p! R9 V, ncompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why3 B9 o# ^1 n: N5 }- G" n6 s: h; ^
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and3 o$ {* @% l1 @8 ]9 a
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on; d) n# V: Y% P ?, U5 h
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 H, N: E+ H+ T! |- ` nI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ ~+ ^ o1 C+ Z! B, gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at I ?+ ^1 d- ~* d' h( H
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
+ o; k t( D: Z$ A" LIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the& N% |- g3 x9 |; a$ D: ^
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go% c, h) ?, `8 S( Y6 j2 P7 o. z) `
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
+ o2 l5 `& p9 z- V; p6 fPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were) n8 t0 U+ C0 M+ m# T& I
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# X3 q. D! k- a2 v' Udon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such3 r7 k4 G1 s3 q$ t
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
- M7 j5 D r- Z6 OAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more7 v0 j& G% h% i& T* H7 J3 i
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
* g7 [' r* M% A3 |% I% yit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ i* o' ^; F6 F0 X
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to i, I& d6 u+ U) J7 X. H0 D
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,% a8 L. L- C8 O- C: m: B
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love! E R% t& f; m$ g6 |
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
# Z n! }; _0 _a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
- t$ ^: h* ?2 S& ?: |* a6 sI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
3 a6 v- h" {" r; v6 Ythe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 q' `/ _* L% j7 ?' ^
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
2 P- |% l1 I3 g7 z" oSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
: b0 ^. O9 U$ tI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
9 b. f" ^- J3 B' u5 {circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
8 o2 N. }0 w9 B \% n6 v5 ` Y1 c: l( lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,$ a3 o7 j c$ I) Y7 K. \1 \
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
/ x1 N; r; K/ F( t$ }But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
) G- p" V( T. y U; f7 O/ sRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock% o) t% [) _$ J7 m2 U( f
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in+ ], R; T I5 P+ U" m. M
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for" m5 r3 {3 c* [ [) d% A4 p9 ?/ M5 R v
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't* ~& l9 L. B) a# D, t; t' {
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 |/ i6 l( G& N' n7 f! M, Hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that) b. ~- L2 s! |
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
* _8 A8 J; M, F( @' M5 a2 x# r7 pcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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