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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it. Y/ K2 l3 [( `( H2 |
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
4 b3 M/ |7 r# }+ Q) yI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.6 F; ^) e' m, y) f! Z; h; I
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
: b( z( k6 }& VWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
~, J* a; I5 j6 R% ^' Pthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for2 V& ~. c& x9 i% O2 _1 E+ T
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 q5 I, l; b) u) N
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
$ x0 h. g- C7 Y, n/ sThere are some people that are not into all the words.7 f: M; H! Y( k2 G+ M% q
There are some that would have you not use certain words.$ ~/ C' A1 U5 i8 {9 [3 Q0 k
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 A* R+ {4 u+ Z6 D
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.7 a6 Y& R% o% J: w, a* y
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
4 M( x* {$ ]6 B N5 M7 g, [to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
- [' L6 X% k; `; S1 V# z& u; uBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?9 N/ P, i$ ]9 t% }0 `. o! ]2 u Y4 |
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,- d/ U! l& ~! U7 l; S, X' j+ `
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?" i2 E. T# M3 I# p* {) K' ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits" X" P% n1 P, l
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- g. z `! l$ y- ?$ G
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war., U, c% ?7 e# h ]# D' T2 i' U
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, v# i4 S! f3 i C# S, u' FWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
k8 [) ]- M/ Q% i4 Z0 Tsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,: N1 ^. S4 W' I. J' W5 d6 K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a. T* v) N- g5 F! n
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
T' D7 P3 O- Y; N/ Ssnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,7 B, L( z( W- C- R
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
/ c+ i- t! l, GOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
/ ~% f% K7 K+ v, w- N, _not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 s. {) k9 M0 u+ D; Hbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
n8 K3 A, i Ocompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why; e2 T9 Y+ T0 U
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and+ D$ O$ m! D* w! d' I. M
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# J0 p: u$ |9 k' i* ~
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.8 l7 d' Y8 R1 K
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. l }* ~' m! P _
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at/ q- B$ A3 m9 H! h2 R3 u
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
* @7 j: p9 D7 o* o; sIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
7 g3 _5 J- Y5 l8 x% N4 S0 a" }- p6 ~1 pother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go& h' w4 p, G5 u% `3 B7 ]$ u/ X" Q+ T
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that2 l; z9 _. G5 S F0 ~" B0 O
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
8 L7 h/ Z4 Z( y2 Vcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
1 Q7 }+ o* `. ]9 s% K- N5 I* h. Vdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
( r; z& T* a, [1 W' \3 \stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
E1 r5 m2 D G3 C+ AAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more8 F2 E) _4 x- l' i
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
" A, t% H- m+ _0 Oit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
, }4 B/ ?" E3 W$ H. b- D9 U7 c oimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
) d+ Z7 f5 W8 T, v, Y; k Vhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
7 E( h8 D8 j" B3 K- }"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
: ^, [7 i! R F' u" i+ H3 hthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
* U( S$ i7 c( e' Wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
3 X8 z* L/ k( lI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for3 d( y/ h2 ~2 h* j+ \' B2 G0 e
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,4 `# E q3 y, {
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
* b) |% R" g& Y+ R1 JSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.* N5 V9 o8 p) J' D( f1 W
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
6 j+ b" p) O' y0 I6 xcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* O7 ~5 S# B c0 d# j, g1 Q1 S
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
' \# g% q. d' [and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 }5 }, ~# K% O
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 x) h' z Q" l- w
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
0 P" L1 j. ^8 h; W$ {4 @8 w5 o9 D' cCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
; @6 v: t& G4 Y3 @4 Cthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
2 `7 @ S J" r, N; s4 OKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't6 A. D c* P+ f N
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding, [. y* i Z: ]
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
+ `& ]. I. ~' ugoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You# \' J2 M. b& O+ S. d
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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