 鲜花( 152)  鸡蛋( 1)
|
The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
X* I7 g# \+ U8 w/ n6 A) ~
* j9 ^- T4 ~. u7 N3 K) e: MI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.% }) W, N0 d5 e0 f/ k! F! P7 P
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
4 X) W( ~, k( i3 O# K0 w) n8 HThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
4 j) n( w7 P* y# s3 d$ c5 f- [' kWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.& s3 q. i6 r1 o, Q
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for" X4 p* M0 ]) K% T
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
8 }- i; D, \! z+ `5 d; _/ Fwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.& Y/ ~/ |$ C; b* B
There are some people that are not into all the words.
) `- Z. X, `9 Z& Y M2 dThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
% {# f( R/ ^! v. LThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
* Z) M* d8 s! g& J2 W" f, T/ Lof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is." \; U' @( c! ?, O* A
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous2 I0 ^' R" n' ~3 a% z$ `
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,6 F: T6 e1 ]* E% T; y
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 g+ ~1 H5 a' @! i"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,9 |$ E5 [' L: h5 M% q2 y
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?0 W0 @) `7 @, s y# t5 s) X
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( W- X' \& v; Y& a1 P
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,( n- F& S- H+ j1 ]! v
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
; Q4 o$ g+ O2 [$ @6 r+ d* A"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" J2 ^3 K& t6 B: k# d7 @
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
, ]4 X0 r" R; \, A* z5 F2 [sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ @' Z# ]- _: l1 P
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a$ G) \8 x8 y z* L) `7 R, B% w
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
7 u0 z* o/ z; @3 e" e, jsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits," H5 V6 [; S: S
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 l" t. R* f6 g6 [- G }' KOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
, t( K1 i& Q, A: R2 P7 enot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
% [% E% F! w" y9 z) c, tbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
+ `, _8 W! d* Hcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why; ?5 @* v1 K( \# v$ A2 N: d, Y
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and* X, g* y2 C9 M8 h ^5 {
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on. z A9 y6 }# q2 _/ u2 Q
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
( `% N* A1 D6 E& v) x8 w# t& q& SI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
q( \! i2 a: S& o+ T' f+ ~with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
" u. F* N6 R2 h L0 U' vyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
$ L8 {" E6 S2 x7 B$ T, z5 ~. M; wIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 N# z) N# r. g& j. c' s/ M- V$ k" ~
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go; i" d6 w; w; D8 W6 {
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
C" Q- l o: x& M9 lPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
% f ?, i# V$ p3 K+ Ccertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
$ c! u. s( h' b3 [ o$ x/ Y' ]don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such) c- {( z0 l; @) }, T/ K
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
! Y1 _# j! h j! i7 bAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
4 W4 Z$ ]+ a3 Q( [% Saccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think7 }3 D% ]' ?: t1 }; Q/ x
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very5 D. y( Y+ E$ X! u4 o- e
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
2 F7 v- s1 x" S6 {hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
8 }7 a; Z7 Z' F, q8 T3 o"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
( P2 Q1 a' v/ e- x1 ^4 [: Q( Gthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
$ A# d3 }5 S9 g! ba great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but" o% y2 Q8 n- o1 M+ w6 d
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
2 o9 H v$ m1 Q T. Z9 \the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,1 S" j6 y4 u/ u- i' Q% D
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."+ G/ F3 m" x% J5 Q/ Q
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.# w9 W# h" j, Z3 l, Z' v; g h
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any8 R& w, c3 j6 H. Y Z" X3 n
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even4 E' L5 p6 Y. l
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& e7 B- S7 W/ ]' ]1 t Aand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.4 R7 ~! V* u! C
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.* x0 X' H8 Z( F5 A% y* k
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock6 X" h3 d( Y U$ c9 {5 O6 ]
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in. K7 n8 u4 D9 m: e7 R
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for Q$ D( Z. I. d' ~+ d7 P' v
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" Y( j6 c( x7 msay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding) }, b# S) h4 X) M
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
$ Q, I! q, f+ A w n: ygoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You4 a3 ~" L/ Z3 U
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
|