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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.1 ?8 P. m4 e# l3 q4 x
2 l9 l& p) F( G% |& I% n% GI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
5 x$ s5 n# a; _* F }' A SI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
3 m3 B; }( b' w( sThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.8 R6 ?" F x) B. I4 o
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
9 w8 c: G( L' d0 j' M' q. ithen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for! l' {+ k* M* r. d; \& F- ]! |0 o ^
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same8 a' y1 R* K/ t$ S7 C8 C% C" \- Z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.' {0 v/ C4 ~# T, O) j$ w# e1 l
There are some people that are not into all the words.
/ P, W* V' F8 [There are some that would have you not use certain words.+ A5 m0 n" w( j7 v7 f
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# N- p& ]- e+ F/ N {
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
+ F# K; T0 B& s5 K' s; s399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
/ j9 w$ Z4 Z- }to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
( g' i6 x& f* e% n; h2 V1 c; DBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?2 @ C" z8 u+ X) F. l. [
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,6 A% i# f9 J4 u. T" x1 k% A' U
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
; [- R7 m# Y( P6 v" n"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 i' w8 w h4 ]4 j+ K3 a
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
$ s& R7 W4 O0 wcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.& s& M5 P: C+ ^& V3 [" v) ^( Q
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits". d! Q- }2 N I3 t
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly( e6 h. }0 ^- g& Q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,% m* o; Y6 {/ s% {% Y
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a4 b8 o3 b& `9 A0 y1 j; m
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" J: L2 b; q+ [( v [- @
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
% ?3 }3 t; t2 b8 pPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
& x. T0 o1 `6 O4 e6 IOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
- g) I5 I T( j4 xnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
% }5 a! n: c0 s7 @2 }but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not8 ?" m3 Y2 j7 N2 `9 u& F, V/ J
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why; r, O0 {: n9 A
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
. P6 _9 r* r# w: c0 k! f3 wMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on" U' W' M( J5 _& |+ Y) N& o
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
& o; p/ r4 g. m" R9 Y9 h9 J" yI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
r F8 S( s8 l5 ?, cwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
1 N$ F/ ^0 G5 K- L: syou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' k( ^" T. G" w" ~
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. L* H( o( \/ b& [% P
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go# b$ i7 h7 W2 ]0 c% M& e
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
; p: t6 `% e7 L+ H0 vPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 P a9 V1 q& a5 x
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
6 } ]7 }4 b# Ldon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 h6 i9 J3 v! q$ S" C/ d2 L$ h; b. Lstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."0 m$ ]$ K) w) `* Z* r" K6 m
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
5 Z& S, X" Y" b7 k3 q2 gaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
) I8 }) Q* {# u: c' q) q$ t7 ]' pit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. H# {5 B6 n( a' e2 H) j% O% f2 y, \
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to, p6 |9 }7 H5 V% X1 }. }
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
9 N+ e& D5 S0 @# ^0 R"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
9 C4 r, t* a" ^! k. bthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is! H0 q9 S9 z# w! x- f8 W+ e
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but( M- m$ ]- ?) ~$ i
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
3 o7 T7 x H( b$ b! qthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
3 o9 r' k2 B& Z) V2 d( nSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."9 E# \; E0 @) B' C" x$ h
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word." b; h3 @$ W4 V
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any* h6 I& n+ u% D; \8 @
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
1 Y+ ]/ q$ \ v1 n: E& A; kclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,5 v! o, x# i; `- Q
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
- m) F* K% U' z6 MBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.% A# O% z: U6 `+ G9 l
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock2 i( t% y: K5 l) d: a; W. F! k
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in, R5 b% u7 X. ?
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
7 `. Q6 S/ Z. q, U1 q, uKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ j& n. O) a+ {( N W- r) w$ Osay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
( n, n2 ]* p2 P% A8 y) a+ [4 tthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
) q" q5 I/ r* E e9 z9 ?( agoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
4 Q6 J# E B( j1 `/ N5 gcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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