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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 X; U, _% K2 J2 GI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( D' P9 e4 Y* Q: ~9 Q: M6 L$ |
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important., n# u9 i% u& s2 W! Z7 s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.8 p0 ^1 }* R% f8 Q" ]' G6 O
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
9 a( U) L5 {$ w7 r0 u+ ~2 ?then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for x4 j l% t# p' `) F- ]
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 H+ t9 A( c) K% y) C
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.7 g5 g5 k& r% w
There are some people that are not into all the words./ ?5 Q1 U$ T* d4 t5 m# H
There are some that would have you not use certain words.: V0 {$ ?0 K7 u4 y* {" `' L& @
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
( ^; z5 u) `% {; z7 r# S3 f( l& gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
2 g, ~. t( z5 i; u2 l7 J6 K! v# H399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous9 H0 V) V( \+ j4 R& }/ d% |
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
+ M- e1 b4 y% E0 P2 ~Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
$ A: o1 u* i* P G% w5 H"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,4 T$ g' A9 v* r" K& ?; w; s; G! P I
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
8 Q8 I2 R" t5 Z0 i"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# O$ \; d- w+ d0 v4 ^Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
% [0 j5 f) N( l8 f4 l. E* Mcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
0 h( A* B/ G* k" [$ @. W"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 y) W/ x6 S: I1 @& n, G
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly) F/ s2 l4 g4 D$ y( T) G
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ q% K7 Y" [5 F8 n) X1 V; K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
" t, r; x7 }2 Vsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist2 \ ^3 b- }7 s d5 X4 @
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
, B5 Z+ t( g; K, s) U- K( J6 C! IPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ S. Q8 z' n8 N) b/ D$ A" pOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
3 K' L$ B5 C" ?& [3 C- Z8 g( |not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
t! l9 J# b& p7 @- o6 G0 ^but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not# s, T- o0 B; v5 ^) Y
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why. I& ~7 }- E" K7 Y! ]8 ]
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
% u# A0 N' q( d1 W( Y. a GMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
/ n; I" m& j) Z7 f2 b3 @there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
1 o! C% ]0 o4 R1 qI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
% p; t' G# T9 I6 K4 D$ Rwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at0 g! A5 } R& x- v: \
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."+ }% D$ |1 T) i9 C& W. x$ y, A
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
/ J. C) O& L( x! {) S+ ^# Q7 iother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go% {1 I- C7 L; u: r6 D2 n# N
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that Y# }1 H$ `% D3 v3 V# e
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
[! Q% ]# C& }) hcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I0 y1 @: h4 y7 T( O+ O
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
1 ~- W8 R* M0 |& S9 L9 hstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
+ I( F0 z1 A; V3 uAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more" ~4 ~- L% @2 f7 [
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, R3 w; N. M( ^7 [it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very" U. Y) Y, t( s: ~" U0 N5 Z& F4 `: W
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
0 k, P% Z: F. L3 K Lhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
9 Y% K3 Z, R `8 t2 C1 { ~, M"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love, r0 p0 O5 l: k |/ ~8 t
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
5 T3 t! t1 ?+ ^' Ya great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but& T! x. f6 L# }' q4 o/ H& e6 z
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for1 j g" e: b" t5 l7 g
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," r9 ~; o, `8 l5 c' c5 m
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
/ \* N2 T s e$ o) m5 sSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
5 J+ w1 u; d3 [* g0 g" {' A! YI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any, g. H8 K' K) g X. ]; V8 ]7 z8 ]
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even2 r6 f' {7 A# `6 ]
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,# W8 o% S# C; o: A' P
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
/ @% y. g2 U# L) D" _$ |/ z3 LBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.( d$ y! Y1 l0 r5 \1 u) F1 U
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
( I& ]8 {. T% H! Z/ BCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
) S: a: s# ?/ o' G* s+ N7 E0 Nthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# y- a/ P, k0 M- P7 q
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
) q% d& r9 b+ }- w: H2 l Ssay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
+ [8 T4 \! X( B" x3 y) bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that/ @5 M# e7 K' {7 L* H
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
`$ u/ U( f* s& M6 zcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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