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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.2 ?: y4 b# p( k4 j
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important. g4 q' e& f; f5 ?0 a9 {1 ]* D" Y4 R
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
0 P& f4 D& t: D- ~Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.2 `' u2 w/ n9 t; K6 v) n2 N" S# P
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for; m* J8 J4 n, `& u' B
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; w0 I5 D. h& Q) G
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
' M" A+ t" _# K6 ~# F; w4 NThere are some people that are not into all the words.' _8 p( G5 ?3 N0 ]1 t; Z' I
There are some that would have you not use certain words.: ?8 i/ L7 [3 G! y
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7, K+ E; t8 A M
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
* L* h+ [2 o" H8 q2 P3 Q: {399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous& g! r* e( W+ r" l6 _
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
4 M, J+ O3 W, s. |# `Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?& W) R* [2 Y/ [4 v
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
2 W$ o9 ?9 s. F! [. eand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
- r% j+ z. n, X b1 ]2 t) p" k1 p"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
9 N" I, Y$ l! ]! {Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
3 [! s0 x9 g1 N6 J0 W) _curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.4 s! T. X2 ? U; l
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# a, f/ Y' x5 H* ^Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
8 z& {' l( n9 b6 l# z5 Hsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
2 J! U& A8 k5 J0 J+ T) |+ _man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
8 m' l& [! b) T* ksnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist% _3 Q8 |7 ]# H
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
/ W2 X& K1 l! \+ @2 b9 `( i% KPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just. T+ N6 |8 N) b# P1 c( z
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; a1 g; x2 n" F" }not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
* P6 e" U' b' w6 ?9 m' z) _7 Tbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not/ s: A% Z- Z3 `1 n0 S- Z
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why( o% X$ h1 i0 y, n/ N0 |" }$ m! @
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and7 B/ ?: w* j% I R
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
" |- p5 W! J9 c- Z: Uthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. _" B9 l8 j1 D; W
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend6 A% Q! O. y3 X: a m
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
7 z" h4 X! k: H3 ]. Hyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
! j/ r) q4 f) g; F% i) j4 A* xIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the) d' [4 a- u& x6 Z& b
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go0 w/ o7 K: O- B8 X7 L n5 s, J
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that( P! b& Y. v. v0 o
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
, n2 w ?) E& z a3 kcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
7 E, J7 F: J. Q8 L8 {% I) `don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such, W8 n8 \: k1 y" c
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
9 s0 b7 V( y4 N+ [& j% `% CAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
. e- u' e* I: ?( oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
9 m, I |, g% N# ]9 l7 g5 Mit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
: N! E6 J; c& ~; r! oimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to4 u0 M B3 q+ W R. A
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
! M6 H& p" K9 F"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love& A" ~0 l% }! K8 k
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 ~( N& H) [8 V8 Oa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" s0 b9 D1 ]; l0 |3 C4 q6 jI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for9 ^ H1 B; r, g) u a7 d
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,0 h7 m+ \/ Y7 H' L7 W
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
& R3 F( J: N% \0 w6 S7 xSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
' x( X% c9 R% g+ iI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any. Y, _2 |" v( J' b5 P1 [9 s
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
1 t, p: N- ]# P$ Zclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( h$ j5 }' i$ G" e& sand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
2 i8 ]! W0 ]$ j0 b6 ~ nBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.- q- L1 N% V# e0 V7 H: Q8 e
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
4 ]$ L3 G5 ~: ]! yCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in- X5 L9 P- X4 I5 g, J: S2 r
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, M T5 Y- W, @) ~/ HKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
9 w& i( x+ \# b' W0 p6 D' n. psay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding0 ~+ y* x7 E5 o& |
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
# [1 x% Y6 F0 P9 G% Rgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You" v+ p" x8 V" l. p+ ~4 q- D
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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