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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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; E8 U$ Y6 j4 H" w- G4 aI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.0 ]$ n+ B* P( A% _, `
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
* p1 m4 j/ F* Q m. p# mThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% I+ ~$ W0 O9 I( M; D
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.; t8 Q( G8 `0 j, i* w% w/ Z" S5 L% b
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
. t! v7 j& A0 F. R/ f8 dthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
$ t, V# W# s& c3 \$ X3 s x2 N5 c) wwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ E: t* y+ i2 l1 ~2 w2 O% XThere are some people that are not into all the words.* T7 _. n$ x9 J5 V9 `6 f8 K
There are some that would have you not use certain words.6 d& W$ z" `, u1 {: o0 R
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
* C4 M v3 {4 k% d B1 y5 o! Eof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
% K( }3 ]' F# U7 L, v399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous- y- A( m$ N& @& F3 h. a, p
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,3 {- \' z/ _% U9 L
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
4 _+ b; m7 p X: q& l"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,& `3 o. k; y: j3 ]
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?6 r. ]8 ^5 p3 A6 x9 j" M
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits") ^& {! r- F4 L3 R1 o5 U/ P0 m
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
' D$ H& [4 Y, T2 F! D6 S' Acurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
8 b% f P S; r( _"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ h6 y+ |- s+ P q G6 WWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% M# o6 O7 m; i
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,+ }! {* w) {0 W* J
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a: [$ u& G$ Z9 {. f% r
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist! w3 U3 c) R$ Z3 i, @6 x: h6 i
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,2 Y5 l( D- q8 K' p( d+ E( Z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just4 A$ P! Z5 M; M" V
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does: B K5 l% ~6 F9 f
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 X/ m$ _. _' s9 ]+ S6 r' R, Z" Jbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
6 x+ g9 x& S4 Mcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! b( P" v( j9 z4 c1 _& [( Y0 I; ^some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and- j) T! F( r) a% f, B1 n
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on' l; W+ [5 I* z# H3 |, P8 V# m
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.* W$ {$ H9 {. _9 `8 j/ P
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
c$ @! y1 g. A1 f! Iwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at7 W! j* M$ Z2 v& |, C" y: I+ @" K+ w
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."6 D6 b* v2 f# s
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the* R; F( H, J2 C% z3 @1 c T
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 Y$ s) Q7 T+ n
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 \5 h/ Q W: L: LPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were$ w* h* Y6 I# z9 Q( `& p
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% T8 ]9 @3 u( Z; J" T4 E' j
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such+ s3 B3 M+ J" y) j, c3 w9 U; I! T: _
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
& }# ~( S' i# J1 UAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
& {' X) D; Q6 Y3 x% y+ H3 R) raccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think/ Q2 ?( v5 h8 m! f& ~2 Z1 C1 u p
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very( S( d. S1 e% [" u1 G
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to, P1 {5 n1 ~7 ?+ _' T
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
* g% c3 F6 X) G"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
6 ]2 L0 K6 D; q! l) d/ Tthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
) L9 z& ~% P4 J( @3 Ca great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but4 M, F: E" i U
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
" s$ F9 v8 g6 othe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
$ A1 }# m0 ? G& P. m% c7 _Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
" ^7 P! k! g8 E& F3 `8 a5 w! kSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 v: t5 z6 N. B( N# b8 nI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any( e; L" Y$ _& V9 s+ N
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even r/ x- y$ I* n6 V. s
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,. X6 o$ A) Q( x0 Z; }
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
2 ~$ }, A$ b- g/ a1 CBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
" e# O. t6 o) ^% d! ~& NRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock; b) B: T1 M1 k' S
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
6 \2 z/ |! x( h6 Jthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
" X/ k. F4 g7 P1 ~Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
7 u0 N: J0 c# S3 B7 Fsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
2 Y6 M; V# Q$ B$ I$ ?/ ?1 h- u$ i" Bthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that' X& P( {8 Q* j0 o) L
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You% S( I7 s( ^) x0 F
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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