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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
- W- g2 o6 d3 l' V& W4 K, MI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.5 l8 i W- ~* C) m0 p
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion./ ~: o4 j7 O3 P) ^; n
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
$ B6 A; K- f: N1 i+ v$ L5 B" n# hthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for+ m3 z2 l* w0 v" v. u% l
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
$ ]; j/ }2 r- twords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
6 j% W0 Z9 y* h2 d; {There are some people that are not into all the words.
$ W( F$ u' q9 d& JThere are some that would have you not use certain words.- O- m7 ^5 |8 s; g
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 79 i; _, W+ G+ w2 H& o
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
L0 Q7 x$ H G4 t9 Q3 T399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
7 \& Z: o- f( i, l1 P' L2 Ato be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
$ ?7 |# g G; A! J; LBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
. [ N J$ X4 a. ~! p' P"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
' q0 t0 x) f) F+ [: iand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?9 D: v( g2 e8 s, n2 ~/ J. X& o% N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; V$ {( d$ x& _: ~4 W lThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
0 x- s$ \4 u* T {curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
O C+ S2 C W |"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
0 |0 `, g0 w) l( \+ ?Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly7 M9 Q Y2 f2 C( E. i3 ^; }2 I
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
4 z8 C4 P8 w4 s. {$ mman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a- e% @, T3 j, m# g, V/ `
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
0 w. N4 B! s0 x" _& j$ ^: gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,$ o/ l1 _4 X2 p q$ g3 u- {" r* N
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ t9 |1 O+ i* ? m1 _; O6 J' mOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does% v2 o3 W. d# |' W" i
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
$ o7 t7 ^; i. ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not+ U- G) n- R1 j* Y4 c- i3 m
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
8 N: q b7 I0 a' H/ _) v ksome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
6 K% n- c& l# m; P( j% y8 TMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 a7 j: b7 D2 ~0 a7 N: S
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
: J9 n5 ?* g3 g$ |I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend' k. d) G0 c I' W: z6 W, D4 [
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at o V; v* t) ^" A
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."; U( Y! K( V/ i6 A
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the$ Z; I. R/ s4 ^
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go7 B1 _9 e2 N# @$ Y
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that( F5 k$ ]/ n' j6 M
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; x# A6 ~5 n; j$ M: ]
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I7 D# Z8 J3 J/ ^" }' b* M
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such. ^/ H; m/ R5 H& l
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."; R' T9 a1 B$ o. S( [0 J" h
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
. G, o! ^7 @; b. w/ W/ u" v. H4 oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think+ P0 l! g. M8 L( n
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
% D) {6 @$ ]; P3 Gimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to/ D6 V! c5 _# h+ a/ q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,6 I3 s, U- j Q* Z2 W: l
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love) S6 S. U- A9 X$ c
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
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I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for7 }# V9 C# D( K
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,/ H M* m! v8 L* G. g
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."0 ^5 l( I3 b3 a |6 W
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.* e) v. M1 n7 } J7 t, E7 j
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any$ p8 p) Y# v3 t% \
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
2 d8 ?. {2 A1 fclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
6 A! J9 j, F8 F2 ^7 Z* Y/ Aand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.9 s9 _$ [) C0 \8 z7 N8 b# v" K
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
' `% p0 u S/ v- @ I$ FRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock% T! \2 }/ D, L; w: T8 `2 H
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
6 D+ H( ~8 r: Y1 xthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
% h6 S. y: Q8 WKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't/ a8 {. Q+ B4 y( I- L+ e
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding% n8 U, Q- d6 ` |: i
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that/ h! u1 M, M6 e5 h/ M
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
P+ v7 _6 A" m# h; kcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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