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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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) d9 K3 T% ^* c, N5 S. vI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.) L' T! J9 i9 E- y( K) D
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
! q7 }1 _1 w8 b% g: G- i. vThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.5 a* M1 t1 R8 p) w8 O
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
3 `& ?/ L. l2 G. y3 g5 Fthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
! k( c, l5 M% m1 Vthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
5 q0 h4 e0 ^* }7 l+ i2 ~words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
7 d4 s; ~$ j$ f+ B; U' _There are some people that are not into all the words.
9 f' Z/ p1 ]5 q9 A% yThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
4 T! D8 b# w4 Q1 ?0 c' {* BThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7: }5 K; w2 j: Q# [. q! ^
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
8 N% p- X/ A. s0 w; j" s399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous% x, |1 q) L! K& v# X' A; |: G
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' Y: I; I5 z% r; KBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 w I* ?7 |& Z4 ?: T1 Q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,; A: _, x$ @& A; N( l D. K3 x
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?: d% P; _7 n; m. _
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"# W4 ^4 s9 `' _) [9 P9 X
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
; q4 l) T+ u" ]* Xcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.7 a; ~3 j& |/ t* B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"2 C0 G+ S! _ O& B% n Q/ t
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly( {& {$ @1 z: o- p$ s5 `/ g
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ G- l! b1 A3 R7 c3 s
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
& g) `! H1 C6 z4 x$ Zsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
0 \' R m) b0 `6 V/ Msnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
+ ^; s9 H1 W2 D* e5 XPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 |: k6 P4 n( W6 H( Q8 S- a* G" iOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
6 v# n+ S( e) nnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" k0 g( A& O* B. u' |6 wbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not" g/ }+ W/ G! L' X1 R. H
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
) }! S ]% t* t( Z0 l' k/ q0 hsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
- ~8 J$ r" F4 u, wMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on4 `' |% A$ V# L, }5 Y9 |/ C8 ^
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.7 L" e- t6 Y# F6 D
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend! U- y/ H6 Z3 e$ d5 e
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at1 f7 d: `9 a# t! I( f( j& E, J$ M
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 H5 K. q k' T( vIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 J# s: P) `+ c4 Z x+ B P
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
+ O5 s$ S- H. ~! z+ F! Xtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
. w g% \0 l* q/ Z$ aPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were6 Z' u" g, U0 o7 B# K+ z7 F
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
7 x }( n" R6 _: [2 |1 k) C) r0 Ldon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
# {% t, n. P& D, X5 ^$ `stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."$ t# O; j( s, x5 v
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more7 n3 j7 \4 r# t
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
$ G4 f, U& M* _6 ^# c0 q7 q' Nit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very$ }; p* d5 {6 H& n: B5 `. [# y
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to$ q9 h. Z( E+ @% G) p A
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,8 z+ C J8 X6 }! p7 n
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# m* `8 W" \' w+ R
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
p* J( {+ d8 H; C& C+ f& a4 \: k" f) ua great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
7 |( H% h7 }5 Y% W; g- WI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for. g( M2 c6 J1 [' T' v$ q" J9 A
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
+ X( ~) T, y; Y4 B! W: `Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
' T. L6 T* \# cSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
+ A6 ^6 T* M" D: D/ g# q& \I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any# d! W3 A: g7 U
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
: [+ o' ?6 J. Q' T& C8 g5 `7 z1 Nclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
' J3 j; n9 d% G* G/ b- G9 @ L: Uand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
! I' V: H' C& E6 p' K5 ~But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
$ Q# }3 }" P5 S5 |Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock* M6 a( i* n2 w
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in: X$ ]: v* E# V( X3 z
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for3 H) g- S4 z; c* X0 V8 U% c
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
\& A$ v$ K/ f" v1 K- b) X; d. r0 v! Usay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. \, a ^& ~+ {+ l3 y4 jthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
7 |7 W; Q& V' k; A4 o) Y5 hgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You; p9 w# E3 O0 R3 F$ z
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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