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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.& a- O: j7 n2 p% R
+ T w" N- t$ L( B j3 mI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
U% }' ?: b2 t& G' e* O7 O# oI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.; u, }) c4 O' o7 v; n- A, N, _
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.( i" w3 P% e9 J1 T; G
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 Y8 |: E0 r) S" v+ Y4 [8 ]4 C/ `
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
$ ?3 p) ^: _* J! b: bthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
7 C: g- c6 S2 q: c/ @words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
5 \$ e1 G. {/ p; i: K! yThere are some people that are not into all the words.
6 G% n# F( _; @# IThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
" W- b) B7 d6 l( c' XThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
9 U. d0 e, i. F* U0 U( w* a8 yof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
D/ v6 x# q7 V: Q: q; g; U399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
9 B9 |3 ~( T4 r% L) Qto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
5 X4 k; ?8 J& J( Y* pBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
. s( ~& U) w# K& x"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,( t3 k" \ l: X) d8 \! ~
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ i3 I- T3 I- `7 B+ H7 a& D, j( j; K
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
8 @7 A, y, p- _! X: M; m8 F; TThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,8 Z: U1 v9 [, {5 [1 l
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.: e: g2 Z& ~8 q7 Q# X: n" |
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"! Q0 r' A7 B# T4 \
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
, i8 `: S+ y0 Y) U2 A8 isounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ e, E, D) [" }# O( ~0 m
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
9 t1 n9 h7 x) f; m z+ S/ X* _: W1 ksnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
2 d' F) n8 C7 P: m6 f' Dsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
& ~/ V! v \. s2 d: ~ T5 e) zPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
# Y, o1 D# o2 s1 `4 WOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
2 D9 ]8 X/ ] N0 J( c/ Anot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
3 l. w4 z! H% B/ f. |* v4 Ebut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not8 T: h7 x5 Y l; H% {' t& X
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why8 A+ U4 c; x, s u% o6 F) e
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
0 y' i+ p6 {2 x- X9 A: WMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
7 ~+ X5 L" } u) v ]& rthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
( ~+ P) f' G+ ?/ }I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
& c5 ]/ @7 x( i& b3 Vwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at# z H' f+ u$ i1 @- Q' r/ _
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."+ `' S* S1 S, m" p4 Q5 F" _
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
* i5 M* s" d3 r3 N. @4 ^other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
; Y: d1 [9 s, S( T, i2 h# P$ B6 ctogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that' D, I' Z! F: B5 u* [& j5 X
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were6 e+ C! E. x/ E
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I; |& ]- i6 Q/ b# x% t$ M- o
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such2 b% n2 o6 z, A8 q
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."6 D2 r. ?0 P0 f" u
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
! C$ R2 V" h0 p* A% S2 Aaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think: Z7 y2 @, O9 g
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
8 z% D+ _1 N( y" J$ X+ S* q! Himprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to7 x9 k) }2 o1 q! j! O& |
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said, a4 O6 \4 \) l2 B. g
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
3 U" w& x% E# v* W- x; G& Rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 u6 |0 v5 A9 A1 |/ m
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
. m) f% w0 G0 _( z1 c& sI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( Y2 M) m2 |" `5 r* I3 N* l' _
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,( J4 B) Z! S7 {/ a7 a
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."( L5 q& j; a* e" H& L6 n7 h2 n7 L( v
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.) `9 r8 d5 o/ p* u8 V
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any9 P% B" R! h7 W5 v4 V( p1 t
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. G; }& o, o& G$ x9 N3 b5 Bclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
/ y; S& F+ o0 `9 mand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out., h1 b/ v' w. R6 M
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
' `! Q; H% H! v4 Y2 H5 t" V4 m" uRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock' k: F/ R# Q# [- p2 {5 j; e6 m( |% p
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
# b* j( c2 i" L4 m" S8 ethe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for) n8 a( q! d& f2 f+ L) P$ a
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
/ X6 U3 K, u+ s- e6 C7 o3 ~say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding$ V0 [7 V" q, P! S1 C
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that2 Z8 M0 o0 m9 `, y/ w
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You X* o& f- z( O1 [7 x4 m6 I+ a
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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