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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.% |0 F3 t; ?( q5 l! ?0 \
8 r0 y% l' n2 H! m6 ?: cI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.- q- m+ l R9 F' m" n9 o. d
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 N' X9 Q$ l" i+ ?They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.& W# P: m d+ s% J
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.! ]. P6 Y! C$ `
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for$ f! h% A9 w8 u
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same( g5 T; ^' B/ C0 G. k2 U- B
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.2 M+ f/ M& j: p" f
There are some people that are not into all the words.( z. a, i- p# X8 n. A
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
' A' F0 U0 R$ g8 c9 `There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
7 i7 B& Q3 Y: ?) pof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.4 B, S1 T$ B8 a# e8 y
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous- y) k' v0 ~/ V" x: |
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,) Z+ D0 \5 q# l' j a! e
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
/ |3 B8 h; u* H" z8 q" h"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,' {+ H. L9 N/ y" X5 G# v" x
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
9 q3 _1 K4 H# T"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ N# ?- M& y* x+ G) [ x0 k7 e- zThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
2 l3 r. {/ O# p' G7 T( \6 p2 k9 ?; \curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.$ `) x r: W" T, Z- y2 K# o# m4 N
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits": a6 q& B9 J9 N
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
5 l( o) {9 A6 t x$ Csounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ c4 A; C% n! t# p! u9 }
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a8 T: \. O- ^" p( g: I/ I
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
$ k* V$ m1 v2 h R$ F5 |# g( Q2 P- Tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
- T1 N& A! C0 F: J: hPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just) C! w2 }8 s; S6 s8 V" W0 E
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does' f+ f: h& E/ M. y/ _8 R
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
" q& o, R, `7 Z5 O1 r5 Z$ vbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not$ k/ {2 h6 ]4 K$ K/ ?
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why: d& ~3 {+ H& N( `7 r
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
% ?# O; r2 v* U" MMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
/ }( _ H) J8 Jthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
9 I6 }9 J3 M/ l% L! @0 t6 wI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
- K' o" X p; ?7 @+ @& }9 d1 Q4 kwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at* H! l8 C6 S- M! J
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 R( J: }- _, _8 MIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the$ E! g4 L' S, |3 {; U+ o
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
, c5 @0 k- `% k% H3 A1 j. W0 btogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that% {. h! m* q* B$ x9 ~
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 p: D S a/ m' t
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! s9 F8 T2 y! [; r9 i$ t7 s2 Jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 B2 |7 j) o; q% e! Q$ G8 D9 G vstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."1 M. @9 J" h2 B( @! c
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more$ m) j1 B& d( `
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think7 E" }; ]4 Y7 i* \3 s: o
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
5 M# X' j+ u0 N" _# \6 ]imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
' I5 m; @3 _ v6 L. ^% r4 Yhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
6 x6 v5 h7 x% }8 w, m"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love+ _4 p4 a3 c" I4 s6 F/ U2 \
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
+ t; u# q+ h% C8 f+ k6 m% v- wa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
6 O4 I* ~' r) ]- x' @I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for+ a7 T' M. f+ W& ~5 P- G' S
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
# ^1 X6 \& O$ Y, GSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."5 E5 C. d( e& R8 j% }$ [$ Q
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word. n1 o( y% c7 i! H$ A. c3 s4 G
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any( D9 N" s$ T& X" J/ o8 P
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even* j2 A) H8 j2 k- b
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
. q7 |% w) d6 n/ r' x' n% g! Eand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.5 A# f+ C$ x9 ]8 Q
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
+ n$ L: v- h7 j/ H' E& ~) y2 FRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
' m% E7 {0 b+ u$ a0 \2 [" Q% w- ACROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
4 e& L6 v) l' X: `" J, v6 B9 Kthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for' w, x" Q/ Y, n& t$ T
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
, ?% P% y7 s6 D& @7 v4 csay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
- h/ L; h6 B- U( Z! Hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that+ N+ [3 R# q1 o5 H( {
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You+ W4 \6 _5 h# v0 e3 O4 \
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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