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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
d: l# I1 b( z. b3 MI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.) d1 t6 J+ k* e* L" i s
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.3 n" H+ ^8 J& }! {% ~
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid." ?3 h0 u, I! S7 c2 x+ D
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
! P9 g4 _. v9 Z- `4 Nthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same+ z) N0 Y2 b: Q7 S) j. B
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
+ K I% s+ e6 Z* bThere are some people that are not into all the words.
" i5 G3 o$ k4 ~There are some that would have you not use certain words.0 k# g: Z0 f- D& B5 ~, R$ C- L1 I
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7# Z0 T, H; E4 G, u, R/ a
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
: m4 A8 L/ P+ u6 w" R4 G3 l: r8 I399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous* T2 V4 p4 a. @% M, l
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,7 C' G w5 @0 A1 V- }$ A- P
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?% f* [" H; {; | N# t1 X* X! e
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
q( f* @1 ~9 `% Wand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
' K8 `' [5 U9 n! x"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) q5 Y0 z, q4 f4 OThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,% Q; R h: W6 Q7 v& x2 }
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
3 g# g1 T2 d. O8 x# z"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"5 e5 n. E2 C1 L# x5 _) a U5 Z5 q
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly1 Y4 r# x- O# \& @( R5 |
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- v& D2 i9 [" ?/ vman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a6 B) d! R6 e w' k* U/ ]. _
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
- W4 A1 c: Y2 \# N: S! N- S. xsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
) m1 R' d; j$ VPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
I! R# U& e. r6 j# ^One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
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but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not7 |% L W& g p( T% m
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
& j/ K9 }& v- ?: E, h# Ssome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
: E3 N1 f* i: b) Q: H) vMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on# X% [6 g7 o8 X7 ]* O9 k& c! [
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.' s6 S+ ^- U6 t, Z2 c/ U! Z
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend+ I: R1 O9 x- y# C3 ^
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
6 I# G% s6 H Dyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."' u5 U/ V: ?/ u& e
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
5 H; O3 G& R* ^, V, c9 t5 P- x: Fother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go" } v$ P( e' Y+ l
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that6 w6 C* s' P' M5 f1 m/ R( w, |
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were9 L4 P+ B4 y( h$ @0 }$ U9 j
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
r$ y; F; Q4 O/ F0 ~0 k, jdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such2 [2 n. G3 V8 V7 [% H- g( [( G
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 n3 b0 C9 S( X4 n* K3 DAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more! O# T! Q! V3 |: f0 K
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think5 t. e$ I( a9 n
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
- c9 d7 Z8 X. P* l0 Q" Zimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
. S- H. P( e" e+ n" K! nhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# s# S; f, [! W6 i: b
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
3 v" V/ T! I% d6 }% M. Rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 k8 F/ W* X! [" |
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but6 m/ [- x' _+ W$ A2 Z4 }4 v
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for$ u3 X* }- B- U2 G2 ^, G' e# R
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
8 Z. k7 b' |/ R: r+ nSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
- N, E5 S3 A1 |& s# X/ \9 MSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.9 ^& l( T- C" A& [6 z
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any1 H- y! R& T! D6 h: v2 W
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
- E) B9 B8 ?; Y# d6 Qclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed," W1 `9 I. Z( o! p2 W* E1 v
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
4 C6 ?! M C5 x, M4 c9 }But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
0 {$ n$ I6 B f- @& y4 iRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock# t" {: ]) H: l1 ^" q
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in; x' Z. q1 B) I5 v) x# f
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# H7 k- o( y" N! ~- z$ R5 d7 {8 X
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't$ ?0 [0 f, D9 R' ?# n! ~1 `
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 }6 }) Q; ]* ~, n/ s# D6 Ethem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
; v/ y8 z5 W7 R% C: \' y% z* ~3 R( cgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
! r! x/ b" ~: l5 B! ~! Hcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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