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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.' A, v5 i: B6 Y, S, E% Z$ x. J' v
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
1 ?4 B% n7 G0 e4 {They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
) l7 f4 D$ j* ZWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
2 \2 B" L0 B0 L- Q0 b% C4 dthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
+ _6 R: N' e1 H8 r- L" Xthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; [# k' H& h3 j. d0 F+ J3 Q2 G& t
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.# \7 ]: G0 `1 Q; A$ p( h
There are some people that are not into all the words.$ G3 \& A/ ~2 R! Y0 x4 L
There are some that would have you not use certain words. T0 X: S2 ~5 @. y, v/ c
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 71 A( r: l' T0 V. O
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
! [" \5 f0 V5 e' u7 k) ?1 I6 b+ F% {399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
% z: ` @0 u7 Fto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,( i/ b3 {( q: ]/ P2 E, M
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?! p0 S8 S/ x4 b
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
6 k, q5 M! }+ cand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 C6 {3 {1 \& L9 {. J% |"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
2 i) B* k* D; }# s' DThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,/ N2 f0 L* r% M2 Z
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." X0 {/ b, K" G8 l
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
; x( P+ U) I/ ]6 Z# o* ^Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% C# T% v1 Q. I
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
) m; v4 o+ C4 D$ G% K% K. J7 wman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a! v: L! p$ q! X* `5 \$ w; {+ W0 ^
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
( O' L U0 n" B: a7 O. l9 y4 Csnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
; l- |9 R# o1 S0 ^8 p7 X& I6 y( BPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
& d4 v! Y3 [/ x0 Y% ^* \One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
! P: r- Y, x" C. H* f3 _not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list, E/ a( D; ~8 \- E
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
$ i4 M$ a4 Y z0 e! W& a1 q% Icompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why p9 O! r6 H' a% g1 T% G i
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
( ` i5 _: Y4 F8 k4 d' bMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 i8 u0 t$ c4 U$ athere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.6 L9 y/ j1 X: T7 `$ D& K0 E
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
+ {* z: x" A4 }! K$ y7 Q6 F1 xwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at' R4 x$ S( J3 I& m, q0 `
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
8 ?3 ?6 w1 i2 uIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the& v( ]* ?$ g: `
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
7 _! j+ Y) L4 u( O4 N) R9 }together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
( R- G2 j2 }; ]Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
; b' s6 y5 F1 [2 f1 icertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
, Y, G3 C* w% p# e3 {don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
* A6 n3 o; c! x: lstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."2 D2 D0 }+ v1 b+ g# |
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more) t- \ b+ ?8 m" }7 j
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
6 y8 {# I2 X l; l7 n/ ~/ wit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
, S# K K6 d# ^* Simprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to7 _8 E; f( _# Q! u& v( [
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,# }/ p- F j- `+ g1 p+ t g# s' k: I0 t
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love& E- E. T* s8 S$ z5 r
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is! G+ h D* }0 `
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
& v: ]/ R6 h0 w8 A8 G5 W, t$ h; S9 \I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) i5 K) F6 o% C- p, r
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
/ N1 a7 l7 ]" l; vSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 M \0 f) M7 _, a% RSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' K% i" M. N0 [" d
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
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clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
4 k4 x6 ]# f% Band Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
3 e. n4 p& ?! vBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words. D8 F) k P7 {4 r5 ?* h% s
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" z( F$ R4 p( g8 a& v2 s, hCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
3 a( k/ Q3 Y/ b9 a: O# wthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for* F0 {1 p# {6 h+ l6 `: u
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
" {4 f) Q1 O U$ P0 Dsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
1 J6 b- M ~' a* e) hthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
) O- q& V- [4 agoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You- [0 A1 F0 w! L6 d9 W v
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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