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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.1 {7 Y% n2 z+ ?5 k- m$ y6 R/ X7 w! C
# F* ~6 }! |9 R- o' a8 b2 s( \9 K. Z/ kI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
0 B! N: h% d$ ^7 S1 lI want to tell you something about words that I think is important." s4 i9 a! b6 x7 i9 ?: Y, W1 v
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ B) w8 H9 ], ]- ?; I4 T% gWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
3 |; a2 D: O4 Fthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for1 A% u3 U" m! `" U
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same9 c$ k: x9 x- k- b
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them. H e- v% K) o# `' b
There are some people that are not into all the words.8 h" x* `- i6 g4 C* L1 d
There are some that would have you not use certain words.- [3 @ v- S0 m" o9 I
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
2 U! N0 p- z! E5 \" b) Jof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.6 g7 k# @6 [; @9 p
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
* Q" @( F; z, L3 ~# y' m: E( ito be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
% a4 A. L' g& g4 |* nBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
1 j* `& E, f. t"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,) ^# W3 ? s: c8 r( _: I
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
8 d0 r+ C2 L: P& g7 s4 }"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
) A$ V6 R, U$ K3 F+ I/ G% sThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,1 }. J9 W+ Z& ?* T$ k1 n
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.4 z" C1 d# x' o
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ \$ @1 P; E: p/ d: A7 H. o
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
5 E, U7 F+ |& E6 f0 D" F. Rsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,- L& L' I N. J" y( ~$ n
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a- n9 x$ w6 |: T. r
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist" L8 U* E. S( M& S
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits," N' |- i# x0 a5 x4 D! Q
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
' ^8 P+ |! ?$ p B1 l6 vOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
( T% O% M- T" v! O* V& n$ s$ V3 Inot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,4 r8 S) M, Q5 b) k1 f+ j
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not/ B5 V: Q, n) v
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why& B5 P" [9 X* R( H8 C
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and% R' f; ?2 g4 n' }
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on" Y- U; ]4 c- q# r9 W
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
^: W: q( O& _; U8 s+ U( d: ?I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; l( O* K q5 L% L
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at! G2 w$ W! n o* f$ h) G. L
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."7 a2 b% @9 ^# i6 s t, N4 g( @
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
1 z2 s2 a1 q( M7 mother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go: h6 c `5 q* A
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that W% N; l1 O7 X
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; p$ `! x* ?+ P- z3 _' _5 h8 U0 d
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% f2 ~- v; g% n* ^" }
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
' r3 ~" p/ W$ T$ T( Z( f, Xstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
9 y% q3 i8 j" ?5 f( m- g1 VAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more3 t0 T. V% u1 O
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
; l- a. X1 g, n6 O" P: y O# kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very0 D9 }. Y$ o; L# N
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
; G3 R4 `' _5 z u4 ]hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
3 p9 N! V1 p, h"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
# N$ ?! z0 {/ F* U: ^0 e& I& ythan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
8 g& \; Q) S0 R1 n: P3 ea great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but6 |2 [# l+ w- `! I
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for- h+ z) i# N5 G, Y+ I
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
# C5 S Z4 S* j% N. ~4 SSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 [+ @! z& n+ {. h, |3 DSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
6 Z# i. ~# G; |+ \6 bI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
! `0 w1 @. K4 ~circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
d& T$ A7 z4 q/ ?. k& q0 yclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,+ W' ^: m% p6 \& Q! j( x0 r {
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.: S+ X5 v. T! v. \, X4 K4 f
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.2 _& x9 { S) b5 C0 E
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
$ F& x( Y1 O+ z# _CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in* O" F1 M3 h2 V- Q8 y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for* R# q: c5 E9 ]7 B8 Q& M# s
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
1 s' _1 r6 h- I; h* P/ J1 osay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding" Q1 A+ ?. l3 J& Q4 P% y
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
& @' i, V/ F6 w+ f; B8 y) H5 Vgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You2 _9 S$ V z k4 D) H' M- ?1 v
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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