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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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. ^+ r! [( Z7 C6 LI love words. I thank you for hearing my words." w- g& ?) X- W- f" ]
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
8 J$ R b( k2 hThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' Y- ]0 X' p2 h2 i; }. \/ I7 GWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.# v! e( B% z0 \0 M! E V+ r" @
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for$ z! J/ L8 [' K8 b0 Z
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same! y# a$ g- W8 D3 J8 j
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
7 Q9 ?/ @; B' `& vThere are some people that are not into all the words.
N+ X5 W3 A9 d/ mThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
4 [6 Q7 O" s' |# eThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
5 `6 \4 A! o i' V: Mof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
1 ?$ X; r' w5 t! M399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
. w2 N8 j) N2 o7 O- ?8 dto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,. R5 \0 G% P" e: L" L4 }+ y
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 s) P/ Z' ]8 z# u% V+ W"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
, }1 w; g2 l4 }+ P) p( Iand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
; X0 o) z' @, V% |# W4 M"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"$ X" ^; |& p' V8 p
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,8 ~. j" y% E( ]4 n: [" |
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
/ s9 W5 Q3 I' w# I7 s; a8 K"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"0 c, o, {" N! M% y
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
. c, e8 w, l) Q$ X8 psounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,/ Q# _4 G& f" K
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a3 p5 R5 L1 y$ h
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist0 @) o0 ?3 f# J6 t
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
9 p9 z- @5 r- R' X2 XPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
0 A% c3 U7 U0 h! p1 [' q8 S0 g; ]' lOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does9 ~- {/ Z2 `: i) w8 Q
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,8 L" b/ Z+ f9 f0 o6 C; L; K3 ~
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not8 ?+ m$ v" C9 ~% D
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
J0 O! b+ o/ C* f! Nsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and3 ]- m A8 x/ ^4 X* F8 B! `
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
. A6 W7 h$ h8 o% ^8 Z2 Nthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.& u9 _' [; p$ u
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend9 O# @9 a; o$ ^; n2 k# L7 \
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 l7 i' P- E" ?1 z& h; C" f$ Myou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
# c5 ?+ q, Y, N* K4 O7 u" ZIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
1 H' B$ Y: w4 q0 B7 cother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
+ z. s8 W1 R4 n* I4 Qtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that5 }" z! l/ k2 t* L+ v6 \* p
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
7 Q4 w1 ~- Y5 h0 lcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I$ \7 } r8 x# j n5 H- a1 k# x
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
1 c- Y9 z9 i* {' u( o& u1 m+ \& `stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now.") K: Z! t$ I9 p; B1 r7 Z% Z5 Q
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
0 p1 I* S+ H9 N5 X# @. A! Maccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
8 O( a+ j h% ?7 z, X+ ~it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very" y% A& x! ]3 w, O
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to& v4 \ X: @4 }5 W& V2 Y
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
; L( d/ z& O. h$ q"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love" F# v8 W, D( l# n6 w
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
6 ?. w/ P4 X. _: M, ?" ja great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but0 h' F, {0 G' J, R% M
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
5 k0 \: X, a; d! K: ? Lthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,% h" J6 G) V# m5 ^ ^, `/ _
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."# D {, l$ g g% R( _' ^# y, k
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
( Z/ z. W' a5 e! U: @7 ?) II hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any& c& J7 K7 t& ~# a
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even# ~5 E& F, [6 M, M& i, Z( U# A* U5 ?
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,6 d" B/ F( n! j! P
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
3 G' z9 p, p' i( aBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words. p5 C5 S6 Z6 B7 x
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
9 a: i8 N1 y. g, }3 _CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in0 E& e* L1 C. e- `& P4 o i
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, f% T5 O3 K2 p* N8 E- M4 J5 vKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
' t$ ]. u/ m, t% n1 u9 c0 [say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
. W$ M3 `8 w8 dthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that% i$ `% q1 F* W5 ~6 \
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
6 j# J9 U/ S0 W' }can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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