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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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/ N& z. o4 T& ]/ ?( | U- {5 CI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.' \+ ]: U6 @4 C- r- V' F. q
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.! S& P6 E' l6 ~! ]6 z+ @: F6 f
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' s! n* K' I- G- SWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 E9 J) s4 s1 O: ]* a- h
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
' ], v# Y- ^ [; vthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same" a7 v/ L- F- A. l
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
9 k, L& b. S7 o+ \; O4 k5 AThere are some people that are not into all the words." m4 m+ D3 P' N/ W* v
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
+ B/ p% P& f/ ~There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 74 X. ~1 N& i7 Q1 {
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.+ U) u: N* F1 g& g4 _
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous3 b/ U% \( A( O
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,; O1 q9 ^; L% i. f) A
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?: [2 R3 z; ?# t) Y" g
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,+ ^$ X+ P% w- ^% f( {
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
. l4 m" [; O" P"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
1 N; ?8 M% f6 D7 ]0 oThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
( U0 O% L7 c9 s$ Fcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.7 N- B' {& y& {. Y# Q( x7 c
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"" }4 a( p9 ?, c/ ^# w/ N
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
0 w" D2 Y9 h& f( y, g% gsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
, v* @# b7 [7 U5 N, V* i" Aman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a$ K0 Y& D+ F4 t$ P' }; ?
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist/ h+ Z% P% _) i
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
# f1 c7 j- b4 M" |Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; K0 _" H8 D0 [" e& P6 i. C6 R2 @
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does7 h) C( F8 C4 V# {; {$ F/ }
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,' E; N. K& x' t i2 ]
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not2 m) f- P' w$ R
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why* ]0 D$ S6 V7 L
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
1 l5 @+ W3 Q& z5 V# U$ H& zMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on) @& o, t5 n) ?; s( g
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
+ K1 f4 r$ C- ?) ~4 X* q' g7 ~% XI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend. a7 Q1 B( b$ x3 O) ^/ t8 w
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
3 t, S3 I, C! i0 ^. A1 w) h* p7 _you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
- N8 j B0 W* } H K+ L1 hIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
( ]! w0 \( r1 B! B' S- F7 ?9 U" jother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go" o$ {' \1 g% Y. S. s/ {
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that) J" L# E6 u# k; h) y3 k. i# {
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
1 N, e Q# C3 c' I6 ecertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I: M( m8 z2 S" {/ N, U# ?, i+ X
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such" ?% h4 P, s2 D6 |# d/ I$ g+ X% ^
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
! `" M0 g' S) | S6 Z% r: \And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
; k @( N" ^8 waccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think4 O" q1 D& ^& Y$ e1 g2 Y: g$ H
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
. V+ e+ E8 A1 k, o, F$ J) uimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
+ {$ Z4 Y. \, H9 l% _) `hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,6 e* W/ m/ @" D' i0 C8 A2 l" Y
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
1 u# y6 n) d5 x& rthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
% Q0 C8 ^$ K6 ~3 D! W9 Ia great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
i2 c7 S' {9 B3 p1 _I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
* y. c ]9 N: ?3 O4 G# ]the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, e) N# U3 m9 e/ [0 I, R8 ~5 J
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow.": a8 Q" A& D' a) R$ s9 U
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
X7 E% l' ^- O4 BI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
/ A( W6 w. }/ r0 v7 J& v2 Lcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
4 s a$ F& X: m7 |. e) [clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,/ v# L3 ]# K/ C8 h5 P+ Y( E% R
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.( c2 A* E- D; }: W( a- U
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
/ J3 C% y3 C2 c6 X# fRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
3 @6 i/ Q& s' o. B Y2 Z% {CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in/ N1 u& c6 Q4 n0 Y5 V
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( Y; C" a( o. E6 |( ZKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
! N, q4 e! k" h$ G( U6 l# u! P, ]6 xsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding0 Y! r- M7 _9 R" O! p+ C& r& V
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that/ z i+ E, a8 r i
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
. ~7 T2 x0 R+ o5 |3 { L. d/ dcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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