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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
3 h- C% P! ~4 |7 GI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.- R# a$ {% k( o# I, q; o# v8 m
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.3 W) ?4 D, m! T* M' D
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
, C/ H$ u2 o7 j9 Cthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
; T, z+ B) {& G$ u: A J7 v, Othat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same# j+ e$ p0 ~ h0 I9 `+ ?+ c7 z
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
% J" a( ^% {, w \There are some people that are not into all the words.
" L4 _. v) ^+ O# O) fThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
1 T- j$ B5 x, i. c% ~There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7 a( ?. H2 `: n% r0 R- h1 c T
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
+ A. M+ D7 [" Q399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous8 q/ d9 K. D+ F/ k. E
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
q3 V" L- N' o) u7 d% B, SBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
5 |! l: P' c& w4 f. U' l( V4 o"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,' ]1 h& \+ R7 ~9 x5 i6 { G) P
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?) M" |6 o/ V. y8 I& y
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
( L/ q6 q, n- Z* [* FThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
3 D' ~( d9 E( @7 scurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.( p2 q6 P/ |( o9 `& i+ M; S1 _
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
7 S1 a, W: n/ _- aWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly7 [9 F# u) \) s( I9 f
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,$ W8 N4 _# B. @& f
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
' {7 z4 W' `8 ksnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist9 _0 R0 ~! x" { G9 j' j
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
: O" a8 @- N# q' u) i# t) IPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
( ^! ^* H4 H1 [! t; XOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does$ z2 g% e8 T. Z; o; E1 X3 x, Z
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
5 Y1 ^4 z9 p' T6 Z! h2 f& Abut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not5 k6 b ^- r0 o: ^* Y- `( t, K
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 u, E+ \9 N0 J; W- zsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and. u" P/ C |$ c- @
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
$ L$ K1 O. A/ qthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
- v* N7 V6 q# V" c% _I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend; m# R; u- B4 p
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
) @" W' l& R9 S$ W' pyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
* e- c9 f' j% ZIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the) ]* v) a: V/ H
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
, s9 C# s7 f' Etogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
. I# B( n: F; q1 dPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were% q- b2 Z& k/ o
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I/ j, r, T$ k, N1 s( k
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
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And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more# o8 J0 ~+ a* ~
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
; |* B' \& j7 X, Kit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
3 {: z) M, m+ b0 Ximprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 k8 C8 G! Y1 c- M4 L% K
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
( T) I! i% l, P* i9 {4 e/ R"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love7 P1 s5 j4 l7 Z# {3 ^' ^
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is8 X! w/ C& X$ ?( T* d1 B0 V
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
5 M9 y' a- j- oI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for! h2 ?! C/ _2 J9 q$ U4 l' k
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,! d2 k" h' t5 e
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
8 q4 O6 f# b: k: N8 e+ `; T3 _6 _So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
; X/ M$ G5 ]9 p9 R/ rI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any* u. g9 f, B [- S# \# v
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; i$ ^% e2 q( E; c% s( J( v Pclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 K* C0 _. I- A, f6 ^& p1 V% U
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.) ~4 |2 _# m& l8 Z
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
$ M' U5 o$ r) Z7 d% K$ U6 |Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock2 [' d( ~4 r6 ^9 W% t, Y" \
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in U% o% |+ y& C7 U, ^( b- N. L! Y
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
( j" \. Q l( h* i5 e0 }Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
, s" |" H: J D6 t2 Asay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
% t1 I$ c1 l# q$ L' a. ]. x2 fthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that3 w0 I! a& [* a$ P
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You# d! ?' L. y0 f. z
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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