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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 i7 |% a. ^5 I3 U0 g9 i- ^3 _
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
; j" e4 W8 J4 z0 `; ~* M2 }% YI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
, t- T5 d0 Q' q5 [They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
' K5 Z" h& v( E7 tWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
$ L5 _, W& r' l* b4 a1 R0 dthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
1 {, j _( y% _/ u5 ]7 s' @* {& wthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same; g9 z! }! v6 X/ S9 \3 S
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
! H5 A3 t T" {* y. L pThere are some people that are not into all the words.
) R7 g5 N9 @) j' f# G( o9 QThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
& G6 ?2 a- u' |2 x9 ~2 UThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
6 M6 M0 ^6 Z# `of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.7 w0 m2 T; F% p2 t* p6 T
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous9 Z" ^. g: O/ s" W* G) V# E
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
! n2 [+ U: F& f8 b& SBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?9 t2 u" i8 T' e3 ^) Q
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
! c0 w8 q6 i" Nand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?$ @, s" R9 @/ F8 U3 y' z6 j
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"% y5 I' A0 x3 x* t
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ B: K. D1 [& U/ i
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war." u8 o' o, R& A( B
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. ?5 O& c/ y) f3 qWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
* ]' u; ?8 x! xsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
9 L4 M+ j' b7 O; p2 i2 Jman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
* _( e0 N. ^5 Rsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
6 F: @; ~4 n$ isnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,4 U! t( m0 Q6 k# Z6 o2 t8 D
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; m- A8 X: q) D% c7 ]8 M
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
; l" H+ J* ?$ b& R8 Q2 x* J4 jnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 Q7 h9 I! }, y3 U X' U, e
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not r3 @. A1 Q, x+ R
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why, s3 N, q3 j% u+ _
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
0 H9 h- I: y( q& _9 P" wMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on D: j0 n( w$ o; A. r
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.2 {) ]$ A; B9 z: K+ J) F$ ^
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend/ {* b& N+ S/ X' j( G+ U
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at& p, y1 \6 e" l& m
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
' C$ Y, k5 V8 z2 g6 _, {It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
3 a( N- x: g% v0 n9 g3 N7 H# bother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go j5 G- H" R" C
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 N [: s2 |( G4 aPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
4 ~8 J/ j" w) t9 \3 V' E; L: rcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
( y$ N) z. [( ~1 Qdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such# _1 e _- y N4 R' Y1 c1 T
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."9 r3 o4 H- H6 Y; A9 E1 k
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more! t' x% L% j, C; V; Z3 I
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
3 h! v" t1 r2 ` Y0 x, bit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very9 m: M2 H" m* x& l
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to* ?1 W. C$ V M( u. W, T
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
0 Q' ?" O5 g( J8 F"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love% q2 x6 W4 O! e/ h& Q' D
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
/ q- k. n0 ? K- H+ m. Z& ?a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but/ c: v0 M7 m, p# e" t3 A' }
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) T4 |* {1 l0 Z3 K, D7 ~+ Dthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,9 R$ |9 r1 p, ]$ @' N9 ^
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."/ y/ q. O2 {* j0 L0 q9 T
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.: R: b$ t3 H. I7 [7 }. x% @
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 J x# B, j5 f6 dcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
. p. L) c' S( l/ j4 f& L% Jclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
( @7 W3 m: _7 Z: Z* F* s4 q' f1 Wand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.5 B6 l- A( P7 X. J* \ Y: w7 t
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.1 z: M3 z5 h0 |6 {, p
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock* q+ d2 p% g! s5 o) p S3 ~0 h$ X* P
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in# i3 u8 t# }4 d, r
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
3 v- Q# o7 m# g6 F9 `Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
$ \5 t8 O; J: _1 x/ h: ?! msay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding; ^6 }) v: ~: _2 H$ T1 ? _
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
! |8 G- t0 i. `+ J! W7 Mgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 X q8 H8 ?6 rcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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