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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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) n: E" N$ n5 Y; s# g7 U( J3 oI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
& f8 u( ?/ i8 oI want to tell you something about words that I think is important./ {6 H4 T3 j) L
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% ?8 Z: [- w4 i! V2 r/ R; C
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
( p9 C8 N5 V" @# W- Jthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
; C% _8 f( }3 S& Pthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same$ ]& A6 K5 g5 K2 H
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
7 }; M0 Q. [& d, JThere are some people that are not into all the words.5 H6 `) \2 _; v( h. |5 V' l
There are some that would have you not use certain words., T7 A/ M6 d$ @5 c* R1 X$ X
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
8 F& G0 x% Q) H0 d" h- iof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) {- s+ W9 i* \$ t5 H w& R399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
$ B+ m q# ~7 v9 e4 l* }) p) g$ Wto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
3 T4 k2 i5 G7 y% o/ J! a8 e" CBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
7 [3 \* D# d: ^- z& w; Z"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,- j; _- H( B* _! |
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# Q9 B1 l( ~& ^' m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. M& m3 l: F/ \7 B0 [( b& x1 \Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
/ y' C1 A5 l5 Z7 Y% k2 xcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
+ t. ]$ ]' E! p# {3 O J9 {"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"+ J' M2 e7 w0 M. {. \
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly- E1 y! W* \. E- a
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
+ d: ?$ Z! I% \5 mman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
; G9 w. y6 Y6 X/ N! O6 t) d) B) Csnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
: _* e4 l- }; e! _5 a' s# fsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
/ L7 U1 T' h% fPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
; J' Z8 m' W& _' g% rOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does5 Q0 f, z- q/ p B& P, I% u
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,3 S, [: @# P1 V+ F/ N% S( b
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not- \& U1 u i. u+ W5 u9 q
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why4 g5 |) f R3 v, o4 c
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
# c. N7 Z4 b9 S; P, U" k% w! c+ DMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on8 V9 j+ j' w7 C9 z/ D. @' ?
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
. e. Q# V3 g! c* \I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend" \+ s# ?- b+ k7 O, j( n
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
1 |2 v) y; q* p: K2 G9 M3 h+ o, oyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."# L5 i- |, s& V: D6 ?
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the. w0 f# l) Y9 R: D; t. u! A1 ]
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go' g6 I& \4 d# X, f' d
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
& E& _+ w5 y4 ]; z% `" k+ [2 ePiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were* A' L, p+ T( g+ J
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I( J6 b; w w* ~' q0 g. h+ z
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
8 U8 {# O) F+ Y J# }& B1 Bstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
4 Z3 g8 U- q3 v2 a7 {; X; K8 L" RAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
: ~1 j9 N) w- F1 g0 a4 Caccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
* j! G8 j+ \8 Q6 Sit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very. D) m& }, |- u5 F% }7 C; |
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
L. h e, N( G: ]( U$ Z( K$ |1 Qhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
( @7 @9 G8 }% S6 l"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: J) m g2 ~( J4 H# }
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is) B9 ]+ ]/ N6 R
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but! g6 N5 m, X4 M0 k/ j
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
6 K( D5 M. R6 g! ~4 z, x& z# Q p5 Nthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
. y! j/ ~; I6 X6 Q- qSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
0 g5 l) N( O) P; Z6 wSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.; O- T: g9 x/ q/ E$ u
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
. y5 ]+ V& t: P- O& I# jcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; `$ }& ]$ l4 L0 _2 l! xclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
& w' X0 p$ q% T. W( M5 Pand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
9 A/ G; [/ ^( V2 A; tBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 O( v1 q1 h% C1 r* y' W: ?Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
* W8 y: R% h. a5 d; r1 e& g iCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
! j) p; b$ ?' ~: w+ z* C ?) Lthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for, k7 q$ p k2 p: a/ s% C2 ?/ M
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't+ ]3 f% U" i, q0 {9 ]8 s7 `
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
& U% ]/ b6 i% o6 {+ sthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that& r6 @' `- s$ u# a2 f% f% |
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
& H/ y: e- ?! L1 ]$ r" Jcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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