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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.: F6 L7 h0 A5 F! J% l' P3 |! |
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
& I% L. D% E& j4 a5 \1 hThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.# x& N0 g( l! \3 M$ S
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid." W' r+ _9 `( V5 F1 q+ z0 ?3 t
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for' ]3 I7 F8 Z. F
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
4 w2 g5 X* V8 k6 q; V9 Rwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ V* D+ r* y, w6 X2 Y" V5 y. T$ u/ N
There are some people that are not into all the words.
( }7 Y$ t' I, s$ _There are some that would have you not use certain words.
1 i7 M5 A5 R* C7 c" U6 rThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
. _+ W% `4 F8 l. b& qof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is. E% }# h0 k; @- K3 q
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
( b0 ~6 c5 P3 \' S- F5 ito be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
' W% \+ p: a2 I0 h+ MBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?; G6 d% b$ A3 t- x, r: L5 d$ s
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,2 C0 j+ x5 \+ u# j2 v$ ?) @
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?+ ]# }7 G' a. G
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"( X; M' R1 a5 f# q# w
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,2 _; M0 `5 B- o5 b/ H
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
. V; N" C2 u& v% Z' ^# D" j* _, G: a"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"8 A: s# }6 b0 c7 [ i
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
9 A) |7 f8 @. m3 w, W* ]0 y9 usounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
/ A: t Y+ z" B' f' C/ k& K5 kman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
) F& z" O. _+ h# L2 m. J4 Dsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 D' h! b/ A0 K& x6 s" V6 }1 o ]snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
9 t5 R D3 V2 Q# j s1 QPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just0 n6 j8 }/ r) l8 [
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does1 n6 u6 J/ O! U$ d
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
2 |/ I/ D: Q8 |& xbut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 S$ [: [# b$ A: r4 q5 _* }3 X
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
( r2 S/ h2 f0 v7 msome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
! V) ~% k& v" a1 `& @" O, yMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
5 [5 @) o. W6 m- P+ M9 Hthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
/ G' z! p5 x/ DI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
. U$ R. g# U0 b1 hwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at- s0 y+ V* G8 B n) }/ o* u% b5 y
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 @9 T* A% W& y! u' Y3 Y# EIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the8 S, M) ~/ O/ O
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go& S+ C; N# C* o& X& }" h( o
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
( {4 w2 v' l- S/ N5 J+ Z4 CPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
4 i, `2 g f0 [. V5 Pcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
/ y x9 f: O6 ^don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such6 E* ]5 @; b! ^* f
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
, K" R; W1 `/ y! ZAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more' x7 }6 S/ q9 C4 ]
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think9 f i ]. |+ {/ u; e- D; {
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
0 x, S8 C6 K" P4 O! Gimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
+ B0 r: z" h% x4 |' D, o3 Z/ hhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
+ a! G' b# S+ n& z5 J4 |"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love# ~1 R1 ~+ o, @, w/ ~) m7 q
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
7 f; n7 v0 J1 Q/ o5 R# j; aa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but3 Z# {: ~9 x, B' B' K7 O0 W2 l/ l
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for2 l, y/ U3 Z5 \ G( h1 J
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
# z# z Y4 S# z1 j( {! WSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
) q; p; n8 K. f4 U! i. e* x. u9 mSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.5 F% j# _% X8 L
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any! a; r& C% [5 @, R7 o
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
7 I" n+ o0 F* N& R1 D: u- Aclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
/ {8 \* {) _8 S7 Z6 R1 t2 @. dand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.4 U6 Q4 r" V8 }+ `5 B/ N" \
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.9 Y8 h5 X Z& [! b: z
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock, J" ]4 `2 J& I1 s; I
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
4 E4 ~. h7 h% zthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for, K$ X- {$ [8 Z5 `
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
, H+ |0 H2 q" z! H& {( F; }# }say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
! j: {- i% t7 `/ R& nthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
2 N/ R4 \6 G' L# ]* j, l3 q. wgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
% @( L% D0 N. Xcan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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