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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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7 _9 Y+ H( x# t$ ]& Q: vI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.4 K" r) b3 Z8 Q8 ~! u! C
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
2 F$ e2 ^! i% X3 GThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.9 I' {: s- d# {
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
) ?: p) r7 O5 o) ithen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
) ^; N: [" l( i) E5 u1 b2 q. Ethat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same- z# k4 P+ r6 d, ]. ?; _# h0 C$ e
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( u: |4 x2 f" J8 |3 J
There are some people that are not into all the words.
+ s& a; V1 Q8 I o$ w/ OThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
; Q% A6 }6 T H/ m9 V' M6 nThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
6 w, e" H8 W- fof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is." |1 U& y3 |9 o5 @
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 ]5 X+ s5 i: r( Kto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,2 i c+ e* U' U+ r$ y- W/ x# x
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?+ q) Z+ q# v! Z E: w& ^1 \, c5 F( P
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,# K1 _: ]$ y# E9 q2 ?
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?# b4 J! o- X5 ~1 q: p' j
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
" V- s% W% ^' b- t+ NThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
4 i ]. l$ v; O% e. Dcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.% G- a: b8 @* o) ~
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"1 I8 S# P( G( Q/ L
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly- C0 g5 @, G8 w$ e$ p' a3 [
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,6 Q- h6 ?1 O9 T. y- O
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a( E$ l' I V3 L9 K, m' U1 r+ O
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist# g0 b& E9 s" C- F/ H: h9 ]( F! |
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,/ l% s2 }5 q" S+ z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
2 O* C3 t7 p4 rOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does% t0 j- |- g2 Z( e" G5 U0 D
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,3 y% A) M1 U# y5 Y9 } Q
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not* D% j+ Z7 R3 I+ `9 ]
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why& K# a- R! z9 C2 n: Z% u0 P5 Q
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and& k) b0 Q+ u6 h7 z9 ?
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on2 b8 r6 i) Q2 r' r: J
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 h9 b% S3 K4 z0 c/ A. Q& r! q
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend- k$ L! y; d V9 m7 F
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
2 K: Y2 d2 q; a, cyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."% |* ^' g1 }, U! F9 u
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the2 \) ^5 `. q- R8 Y
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go6 ~2 _+ K4 n+ C+ D; @ o* Y
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that8 D& \. E: Z9 r6 V
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
/ F$ {- G; T) e1 [certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
) F# B! B3 {0 b3 h& M7 Odon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such7 b7 I/ L6 |9 V
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
o/ L! D1 t/ \4 q/ y: p3 d/ zAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
- |* c! W+ v) B! oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think: C, @! h( B! B4 [* j
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
2 K: Z+ w- J0 N$ `- m6 K9 q( i, _imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to% {/ ^5 s" I. }8 q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
( j5 N! X' J" d7 T* V"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love: ~( Q/ a. z l& h' b. [
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is% e- [5 c; L$ B4 a+ a
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
7 F2 z& |5 G3 X) w. B, B, B) MI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) I9 Z7 X4 `7 [* D3 Fthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
& X3 q$ s5 h0 \' p- RSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
: Y; F, R" Z% m0 C/ xSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
- P; F1 ]( Y* v* ~/ ^9 [3 @- ZI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
9 W; u3 Z. {6 q3 mcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
1 I" r! Y: i& ]* {3 \* I: u: @0 Kclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,- M ?4 v g8 J: k$ T* ?. j
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
' U, m& O( E5 O. jBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
3 V' c& d4 s7 ~. N& T9 p' kRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
1 A' d+ l; P4 {5 e3 w5 O6 YCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ a6 b7 l4 T- N, J+ ]0 B4 Q
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
0 c' a- B0 ?8 ?0 K) y7 E! @Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't4 ] d4 ^/ Y" w; [0 [
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding6 T' V/ r4 n& x. S b+ U
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
0 Z9 k, a+ M. ~1 ~* J9 O+ K: I6 vgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You: }; g- X! [' g
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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