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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.2 l$ ?3 U4 P# N9 ^
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
% M7 G7 @' Q+ }+ `I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
1 i$ V; z* z! {6 L+ _( A6 G. oThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 |- I) y/ S" W# I' jWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
* m1 ?4 b9 E# ^9 i5 l; M- F2 H" Ithen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for8 ]* Q, _ Q) C* ?/ Y" }
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
1 J: G p! R% W8 e% S6 n$ ~words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.! b/ L& X) l5 h8 i( ~+ K
There are some people that are not into all the words.* n$ v3 l" C' I! H$ n* b
There are some that would have you not use certain words.
0 O6 H1 \* ?: U6 OThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) j8 f" M6 B1 b0 P8 V9 T aof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.! {+ P$ K4 Z4 Y, y$ z# [) A8 @# Y
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
3 o6 K1 V T8 p6 d5 nto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,5 _6 i2 p o. J: ?) w# y; m
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
. {; T. E4 X/ f2 x2 i"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions, m8 L! G0 A6 E; L0 i2 i. d
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
6 l) Z0 |4 O( [6 _/ y"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"/ i* D; t2 ]$ B2 N# Z; p& d/ I; C
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,! w0 K6 K/ V% t
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
$ C2 `( D# ?! e {4 E) j% D"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 q. i' G2 u0 B( {
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly5 r% a# t" h6 I5 [" Q9 N0 V1 Y8 u
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,7 a8 f# M. U( K' N
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
: u3 d, Z- Q! fsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
# P1 Q" j5 J; R+ Y) A$ m' gsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( ^7 I( R6 u# C( @% j" c
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just* g# [& r4 {9 n, B: X3 S
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
& F4 ?: D x2 H, h6 R+ c1 Bnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,5 }7 W( H1 w* F8 ]2 n j# J( D
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
# ?" G- O- X( ~" \completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why& [. W, `# p! z! l: v
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
, l" q9 ~; u. h) v% S% C/ S" xMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
" q7 a# \. a! a) k' E# @( u% Rthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.9 y: S' d! Z6 }$ {% Q1 H+ ^
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
$ l1 Q/ ?" B$ ~- Fwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
7 A. D0 [5 b: f; q/ A/ [* V$ xyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
; k: Z- E! s& ~" x$ T1 sIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
6 ~$ `4 y" z* V' _! i _3 m" N1 Qother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go4 Q: C$ F) J' v X7 |3 F
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that* I9 @; c! S( U$ @2 O" g
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were; Q% U6 n# d$ r/ U) J( i* ^
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
; y2 H& h: x' s$ X1 Rdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such# Q# a: h4 }+ B
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& a0 P& r/ u/ g/ d, D. `/ s& V, P3 C
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more; I4 c& Y0 X# ?+ M% Y' |7 N# p
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
U7 O B. a7 p, c* git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very' T5 J v, Q7 u, N# w9 i) B$ Z" r
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to0 ?, l* Z6 I" U$ ^& ]
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said," N- X8 m) \- n1 w* A
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love+ W& o6 u4 X" z: C" G. F' _
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
; N, Z2 b8 u# O% j1 A7 ca great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
" g9 ~* {: `9 s7 i$ BI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for) ]0 m; E' `) i, _
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,' o' J, [9 l. P! |3 n8 b
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."- ~! c3 {" d7 `) `* x! Y$ l- i x
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.2 X$ O7 Y% q" e4 V* G1 C: ^
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any2 D: @1 j& @. P2 O# ?
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
; b6 a! L% t( {6 ?, U3 w4 lclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,+ V$ P' t# _2 t2 M6 w M
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
( m6 U) E, K# t: h' iBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.8 M/ i! R% L) U! \0 u% q
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock c: d/ U8 X5 ]; V/ P3 p4 K
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ }8 N& r+ _+ y2 e" T2 H
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for* f/ E+ j5 G+ N& k, v
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't( O t$ }+ ~5 b& F! y; l( g0 m% e
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding& s2 D$ [* b' l
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that1 Q/ O/ g- u: o6 r
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
. X8 O5 \. f" b1 i7 t' _' }can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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