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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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# k( W' m3 {# j5 ]4 J1 S. EI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
+ V6 U. k+ }' R$ p' y; `0 j1 gI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
, d! I$ ]: r- HThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
7 v8 s2 k5 j. A1 J) T. ~" J0 o) A6 WWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.% _' s( y: k1 {. }
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
3 G" t/ S# Y: t9 z: C( tthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
, ^$ i, v" O4 ]- _9 _/ C8 S6 Awords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
% x) d1 U! k/ e* }1 ]% K% \There are some people that are not into all the words.
0 W' C7 _% ]; zThere are some that would have you not use certain words.1 K* E- [+ {* A# x0 \7 M
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
5 {2 \: _6 Z: H- V8 \7 I0 Z8 u* Q. F' aof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.7 R: [. d4 W& b6 t- ?
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous: o7 t1 f& Q- i" O! @
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,2 x5 Y* L6 q+ x6 U$ h/ S8 f
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?* ^1 Q8 t6 X, s" t( @
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,/ [% k# C1 C0 {8 k! f; x
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
; u s8 v8 r4 A"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& g( Q F' ~9 z+ ~Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
& b. R { P* Wcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
. Y; |! @. \$ e) \, Q"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"6 @3 W2 c7 d9 _4 ]8 n) i6 U8 f# e
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly! P4 o- o" b. ~' \, x1 I5 @6 {0 M5 |
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,2 h" P9 w' |: N; i: l0 E& B& c6 K4 \
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
7 @8 `2 P {% A, B# p nsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
( D1 d& E) n: s' x8 {! Tsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
6 P. r+ x- m# ]; F) B0 y. gPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
4 Z, A( u8 ^" g, C1 i) xOne." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does) j0 d9 L" E5 a4 D5 I$ x- t' R0 _
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,, ]# D4 N. K5 W# c8 L) K
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
. B7 a( q8 _* F( d2 {( w1 }/ {completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
: k$ A, W9 }4 c6 Osome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
2 q' _, x8 T% l. H# o7 `4 zMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! Q d) v5 T+ E7 V/ F4 T
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
6 \; U6 h- `: c |8 G, G: HI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend8 n6 Y3 ~, Z% \
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
9 Y, }0 ?: M) |2 M9 ayou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
3 D/ T! a6 c7 h- t; u5 [It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
& L6 ^+ p! }+ d9 j- Qother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go) J. N- f8 E) x/ n, |
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
& R6 p8 J" r/ F5 H! \" @Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
5 q+ C8 Y5 k0 o8 F1 D8 kcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
3 R) w+ x6 d& `; j# Mdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
a* R7 Q e k- B: ?stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."& f2 O$ Z. g( q- R0 d
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
$ r# M3 B* e& }9 }0 Iaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think8 L. ^; r" f8 b* U" Z
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very* h# m' g2 n4 U- ?% d
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
: Q" O, F. R" \! X, P$ Hhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,( b- _* t# C! H! ^2 ]7 e
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
7 v3 \0 @0 z8 B; Q$ e# g' R* n" ?than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is9 ]0 l$ Y( o% E
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but/ [$ ^$ `- z2 W
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for( v, U7 u6 u0 Z8 t4 o7 x5 W$ r( e
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay," W! u1 e# S5 z- J4 f- d2 n
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
7 N' ^, Y( y# x0 }% h: P' _. P) uSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
9 U$ |8 g/ V0 R3 TI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any3 o3 i/ C9 w/ S) o4 p
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
+ Q; J: p9 K, n" u0 Hclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
0 m7 [5 p8 Y Kand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.1 U X# @0 P8 v5 `/ l3 |3 Z( T+ C
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.7 i' ~: S0 ^4 W8 Z: i! e
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
: A; f) F/ e4 _8 A6 ?CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in2 J% b; l3 @& s8 h& u7 k+ X
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
$ j! V# b ?! ]$ {( ?6 gKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't) k7 i0 y5 y% u) H& |4 {- p
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding- f2 o( ^! F5 _* t
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
) D! @( q/ Q# D$ kgoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
( s7 e. R9 X& i) r" c0 h6 g, ~can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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