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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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/ N; G: ?( ~+ q( T8 ~+ X0 iI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
( n5 k4 \6 k" M& B fI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
$ {/ g* D- J! m$ x4 o+ jThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.) K! `+ w: b$ Y/ I
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.' G$ K* B2 U* d5 ], t9 K
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
9 {: ?8 c6 a9 T5 _6 z9 Qthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same3 }% `5 X. b ~. B* L$ B& r# i+ |
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
" X" J9 X- g O- a' S2 q/ ]There are some people that are not into all the words.9 e1 v" S! f R# q4 n# f5 H
There are some that would have you not use certain words.% G- F+ c c. H# P. }# Z1 \0 ~
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
8 t# {; G) x! ?" O& d7 K6 {of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
5 p1 N6 \" O6 |; y5 i399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
! _3 f( g2 K+ L, {0 d Dto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
. j# P' u! F# j- H% s/ l d) n! o Y/ dBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?# H3 S/ _# Y/ |" k# c6 b
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,* ^6 K9 k( ?8 ~
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
8 G1 |) M3 ^+ m$ }2 h! z3 Q0 L"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"3 K7 t. X" y0 V, C% r
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,: L" r. @: I. U7 \( i1 u7 I b
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
3 u' N! A- [ A3 C4 ^$ @"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
$ I2 j* t! x6 ?$ R4 dWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
! w& ~) M( i4 Y* e5 Ysounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,, b: l8 v) Y; d' o8 x$ V
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a8 C5 I, h, R, A! X4 K8 G% p4 g* e
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
9 e" u; l# Q }' s: Esnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,: S* z% f& U A
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
Y2 o5 P& j( k8 _One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does' E* Z. p0 L% @; w* g
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,9 k/ j3 k4 b6 b
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not% a4 ?* g [% Q' G
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
5 V$ U/ S) x. {, m! }4 E- ^some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and1 A" ^+ t. Z+ C5 ]4 t0 t7 N
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
$ L T8 C b1 E' O# H% Z& cthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
5 n( m! d2 h) T4 m+ [I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend# j* {8 b6 \( V; [
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at$ K; w( G1 H# o; _5 r7 Z
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
1 Z4 i7 M& t9 y2 {- |- lIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the, @/ W2 x+ V; p3 j$ e, E* n
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
/ q. r; \5 k$ {$ ctogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
9 d! g: ]- E& _/ y) k4 TPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
2 r$ v# _9 J* R2 j' f: {+ a$ Mcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I6 K. w9 k% }) b1 [3 L6 ?
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such; p" K0 G) X% u4 {1 g, d s
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
2 ]: b% k. t' K# y9 i" \4 J7 R7 a. u& x* XAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
/ Y* M5 J" T' u7 \! waccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think, w* f/ c+ R: K: a7 W/ G0 M p( ?
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
$ t# e1 Q1 E1 W7 x' Timprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
2 j* C* s1 A4 t1 V2 _4 rhurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,! |* g% s# W/ M, f' d- O' r
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
4 H# a2 I5 y" R8 Kthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is2 t2 x7 e8 {* ~
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
+ W' H: q& N( m2 C( WI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
$ g5 Y* l5 e4 @# a% W. pthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
: }4 b5 I X) i, o: o0 BSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
6 K6 O. ?4 K# ZSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.* A$ G5 h/ Z2 {7 V( v
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
7 E+ {7 F- T6 C: l0 O# _1 [- p* Mcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even# l# ^% n* l4 R; s' O& ~
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,1 P9 }# K' h6 A
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.8 d6 r5 D- U5 B, ?+ x# n# T9 V0 b) X
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.6 z! s8 p( S; P4 [
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
6 d. Y" m Q' H- vCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
# r: `2 H- x& \; G5 s" w8 zthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
- `+ V; R- d+ A' C2 vKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't( { `! X2 x& z6 ]/ d$ y
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
9 P7 r- w; g9 a: I8 G0 P) t2 qthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that* ~( M' I4 J% t0 o+ e3 H% H
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
0 `* t5 E0 Q3 ~# `- l9 F$ H3 Ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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