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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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0 K0 y: b5 I( L& a$ a, [ b5 H3 kI love words. I thank you for hearing my words.1 e5 u! ^- w9 U4 g0 W( ?
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 c0 X# N* D. ]- gThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
. {4 K' V- q( v! ]Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
" J: z; t j$ E4 hthen we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for' O( p$ ^5 z! s) [, r7 z b( g
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
* i% E! f5 ~; |% [/ ^/ ]words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.$ E9 `) [/ m; P! |
There are some people that are not into all the words.
" i+ Z7 ~: K/ e% B3 f0 t$ HThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
5 M& `9 @5 A- [; BThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
; {. D0 z7 L7 Y& C! |# p+ Tof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
! b/ y: `0 n4 d1 |) ]) h9 Q8 f399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
6 T5 ^) S; Z& T' n% r( W3 x" wto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,0 k* C8 h6 k: Z) f( I5 c
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
- q( f& ]1 O9 [. l"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
8 P5 h: V+ Z% S' K3 Q% p" `2 T1 eand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?; M. s$ `6 E5 B% E$ B- g; k
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
/ e+ S3 I0 l& D8 @- kThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
b4 ]* `6 ?! K G/ W. ~curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.% X! [: Q2 z3 m
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
5 G% Q6 t' g% G: bWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
2 i# _+ O+ x/ ^6 {0 L+ Q; J) Z! msounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
' Y9 \8 U) l8 B Oman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
/ y: Y/ I Y9 Usnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
: I) d# a9 j* o: G; A; Lsnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
# p" `& A% G3 ` x4 j" hPizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just; V* ?) {: q1 ?& a- S
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does2 R7 Y/ ?/ |1 x/ F; \
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
4 C3 R8 T6 U ?! y- ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not+ E7 m1 n& c$ S- f, Q9 }
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
, U* M, [/ M* u: ysome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and# c- c2 `6 S8 E7 ~# u/ P! ^
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! k/ u- h& ?0 ^( m: b
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.4 Q7 _9 T* F. }' ~/ w2 F8 ~* l. f
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 F% k& E9 Q* T3 A' L+ l3 Xwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
% |$ @+ {) S7 a b/ ~. Q. c& _1 @you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
+ a' J% X0 c) r2 T4 v- i) cIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
& u( f) @( A! M* ]$ q. C# Mother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
3 L" ], }( {: R$ Mtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
" Y& k8 L k/ b; fPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were" J2 c" |9 ? F# A
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I9 `7 s" L( u E0 X7 W
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
$ w9 O M/ c* Wstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
( p1 z6 n( Q$ {- r- O7 I! u- Z! PAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more- t' @* J+ D% r: C/ x% D8 d
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
6 ]; T1 D, C& sit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very% r0 p1 ]! m1 E* F" P3 l5 e5 C8 l
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to9 J, L; }) W" }1 h# ]3 J% Q
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,3 D# j4 x# `% W# o5 K$ r
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
9 U! t" Q3 K* ]% Bthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is# {) Q7 M) v& p2 X+ V v2 n
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
) ] h1 s( ^+ S5 h7 SI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for9 x6 ?" \2 D5 c6 U
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay, z8 b6 ?; y. V" O5 k* n$ h
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
% x6 f( b+ A0 w, s% P+ ISo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.3 }) A: D' N5 I5 F! r0 p
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any E$ Y G! [$ y: C+ F5 c
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even! A: E4 r3 [4 o( R+ `" A t8 z
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
8 w, [! F0 G1 n, e8 hand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
4 N- R/ @& ~) \$ x+ B+ b% {But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
1 e' V# a4 g5 _- R, S' qRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock* v+ k$ f: Q9 Z5 R9 _; o
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in5 ~4 L: s& K* M/ k, A$ ~
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
- ?# |' m. N, z1 }Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't3 b5 P; Z0 u" H d8 ^( D1 z0 H
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
5 ` T, T; m4 c/ |# f* ^6 lthem. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
4 R$ v) |: h7 J4 M" ngoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
9 w0 q8 J, P; \9 u* u" }9 Ccan prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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