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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
" ]6 v' {) Z9 j7 [( T# u n: bI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.4 |& B3 _0 |8 F5 i+ J9 T7 v
They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.% q( E+ m3 z( Z/ L2 r1 U) c5 B
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.9 O9 \6 v$ D+ ]- t+ w* q+ k4 X4 t+ m) ~% ~
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for- f: E6 S/ c/ O$ C6 ?4 y4 F
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
3 d. b- n, ?5 [& y1 ewords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
( b; @+ t* ~' Q4 R. OThere are some people that are not into all the words.4 L& ]2 j( k9 P. ^) c
There are some that would have you not use certain words. v# F' V) n! e
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
8 r2 b, S( E. S) X" b' o; l4 eof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
) j0 T# ?5 G) P' ^399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous& ?+ f; {$ {" ?! i3 o: y, j
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
. o+ S8 e. M. G, `Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
2 h) z! E: T Q"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
: Q* S. g _3 rand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
% l0 J( i$ T2 Z4 \"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
# i/ L( V. w2 \% X$ [Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
; u* K( z5 C4 lcurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.2 c; i. N/ J) r- L8 P9 c
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 T8 Y6 u! S( Y+ Z
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
- u6 f- w5 j- k$ z' bsounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
- ~: Q: g) q k: g- `* t/ |- uman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
$ n$ ^' k! j6 bsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist9 ]9 M* n* k, a2 S
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,2 j0 B9 M0 X- ]( j) r
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
$ O- Q6 \- C; o( f+ g5 _One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
8 U& x4 ?, I" d% C* F; Mnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,1 v5 h2 J1 q. B0 z2 h8 r
but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not6 \) U7 ]% q* f% a
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why$ d" \# t9 _$ B0 B7 F [- i
some of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
8 w8 |8 n" ^3 |0 j9 ^$ U2 VMotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on! I) G5 Z! B) U; @% i
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
& X: X& Q& J6 T# j2 ~: E3 xI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend1 W! I9 a" p: F7 b, U8 Y
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
8 @8 O. c/ q! r8 \, J9 Myou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
! g% ?3 V# ~0 l7 ]It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
) i0 v- U$ y# ]) s4 Pother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
! ^ ?# t% ]; N) }$ jtogether of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
/ [7 F! P$ V( l3 P" H2 B6 a/ kPiss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
: C* e! T0 }" U+ ?certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
! E" Q' I5 l$ r. k7 K" vdon't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such6 b2 S1 {% W1 `" l: G6 U, ~9 z/ u
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."4 H! J. V' R# M# o% q
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
( q2 R, H8 n) s. `' n3 Qaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think/ d6 L E: Q9 u, X2 `! d G
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
6 n7 R1 V5 l# w9 Jimprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
. b( w9 D- b6 c5 thurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,% H' a$ X U/ d+ U! I% M7 \
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
P$ H+ ?1 ^& Z0 A" p. sthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
) W' e% L; F0 x- ja great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but0 a$ W- q" a* s- I# p
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for' A) E" l1 J) E' l- R$ P. R1 C
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,0 u$ F2 r1 D, ~, x0 s/ s* L
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
% J' X+ M' Q7 i) I& ]4 lSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
3 p1 S+ f3 ~4 J- F, _: X& VI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
' |7 E# l" `. c& Wcircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even% e& {1 W1 T2 N! L: \% p
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,& q- ^, C0 f# K: v% a0 q# M) w
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
% R$ ~, _# ~) Q) ^% L( |. dBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.+ O) g$ L3 U) z% [3 B1 p4 Q
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
" N" u7 k# M% G0 B3 u4 YCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in7 }* E5 y) [; C$ j+ P0 l
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
/ O2 n# Y9 L! Q4 U3 i3 lKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't9 G- C/ U2 X. Y; [2 s
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding4 J) u& [- l' r2 Y/ {( D: |
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
' p8 P- k- T: I% q) {) T- z; ?goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You9 t. L7 l0 d6 {
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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