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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
' k+ h0 J% ^# a) x' j* `; w1 y CI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
6 J3 |4 E4 `0 S y- s( R0 i, @( ^3 cThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.* [. k" u& \6 L1 C
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.3 J ]$ I, q: |! `) q
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
0 M4 o' u5 M0 {% K; a+ i4 y, Wthat thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
2 v8 {0 b' Z% o! hwords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
' {2 X% {" \; u; ?There are some people that are not into all the words.
1 _+ q! E5 R/ `, CThere are some that would have you not use certain words.
& T9 z' x" b* t5 z, E) j$ e$ P: j0 JThere are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7: E7 C5 D$ f$ t1 w. l% H
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
$ ]0 @1 Y0 c2 P. v0 B- i* v- } X$ ]399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
) E Z3 {7 D) [to be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
. J' \$ @6 t/ IBad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember? t. R9 k8 M* B8 C+ X# e, M: j6 h
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
# ]* w" X, L1 v# M3 M7 {and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?+ Q4 u( Y8 d$ V9 p$ P
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"& |+ z4 K* U. n7 F5 F; N- f
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,- u+ e M1 \& d) E0 J, X
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.2 p+ U# ]; m! E2 J k! E8 u
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
, x6 l6 z4 m' r, v' w* VWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly# q1 P. C* g1 @5 q7 C6 ^
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
8 l) N- }( D# `man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a/ Q* _. W- y* Z0 s- i8 g4 H
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
4 B g r: g* ~1 H# x+ ksnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,; B& o* B( n; I* y! L9 W
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just" c- D* }$ i6 I: D' P
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
0 ?+ Y6 [- e ~% r$ l. fnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
( Y6 b# R% m8 u0 C& ^+ t9 ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
& y7 D% x- j: }# Ocompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
6 }0 ^6 B" P: p L, @7 Z& A, V1 isome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and& l7 ~/ Y# f4 Y$ T- z8 a
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on/ h- ?5 y- K& b; F. ^; E6 P$ r
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
) W$ S1 Q5 b0 WI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
/ i U/ c `* [2 l: w6 Gwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
& X8 A3 V' v V) C6 Syou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
3 k: E: k% m3 R6 D& M. b0 kIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
) E# G- I) j- a8 p3 Uother 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go7 Z# |) C" j, D ^' B+ q
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that* F) J7 p! Q0 k* P4 C7 p
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
3 {2 [- V8 U) E7 x! jcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I% |7 I% M5 M8 a K _
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
) V+ V; p2 P9 K5 b2 estupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."/ R. |1 ^* Z7 p
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more4 t: ?* Y" r! @1 I# W6 }& w
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, @- M: b( D* o$ Q; [" Z7 Git takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very9 w) K0 N+ n4 h( d, A
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
* K6 E2 N' q. d6 c# p( shurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
3 H- R: ?; A$ j2 ?" i+ \" ?"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
, x ]9 ]: a( l$ H& }1 j) Xthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
( j X! N W0 }- oa great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
. t1 V" z+ Y# v2 `! WI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
/ u2 }! i5 H! x& Wthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
, U4 e" s' X) t0 i/ DSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."6 b- S- y5 S+ O, q- H
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
6 ? {6 B2 P) B: F1 \6 FI hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
1 E4 E' e! m3 ]circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even: s# P5 @1 G% q8 y3 X
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,/ B$ ]% Q: _" ?
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
) B' [& m* k; w; Z) uBut there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
5 ?6 w M6 ?/ V3 N$ X3 ]& MRemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
; a! z2 r4 C7 ^1 D8 J' X# \CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
" @& ~! L2 b: o5 s9 s& ?' ~7 kthe bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
; Z* ?- H+ }) J: [% U" fKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
& [ F% E5 M* |/ k8 X! R7 \say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
# Y7 i& _3 U7 V' W4 B% {them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
1 f2 {* H% @. A4 M/ o. d9 }goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
3 _! n% K. K/ H( f) |can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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