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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.
! M4 h/ @+ l3 J) y: O" ~& KI want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
) k" d8 d- Y. S# {' x' E( rThey're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
9 d& b! ~6 W, N1 ?$ x, j8 HWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid., n) D+ S: V* H) F. q" @4 I! B! f
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for. C8 d% z9 X3 n" q* c, n
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same5 k: `6 i9 U$ O' f9 [& K5 B& t
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.( q# N7 ~1 K# A* D& R4 f
There are some people that are not into all the words.
- H" ?# I* ~/ b- q& LThere are some that would have you not use certain words.; E$ {+ y5 p7 D2 d3 c% E) Y
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
) } d$ g" E5 U; }- Gof them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.& s1 g* }6 ]+ l/ R1 j
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
0 W2 m `; x( T+ ^# b2 Eto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,$ Q+ U) t, b) k! N9 u x
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?/ S5 L6 m) w% C# m' b
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
' ]- {* g2 q: K1 k% G) R& Kand words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
- v* U8 u8 [2 P: J* z- q4 V6 f l"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"4 V# b+ L( R9 X6 _% { g) b& `
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,+ i. U) L8 x" k* m; W5 u
curve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
' s/ j) H( N) U0 ^; v: H2 A6 O"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
& z1 V; F4 v8 z: ^6 U8 dWow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly% M$ G; l7 _, p& q
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
* `/ i6 a8 x, r; ]0 n0 K- S4 j; hman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
+ w- d q, G. Q1 r" Wsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
+ e) |2 B$ s% ?# `: msnack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,( ]. p* j1 {0 `3 [6 @0 _' n
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just+ u' _* a4 u4 @% n, C
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
" |! x$ t' O9 c3 Y# A# Unot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
8 N }" E, |) y: z5 [but you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not! j; v1 E' i' k5 [9 \6 k
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
! ?) b3 s6 u3 o; \" P5 Qsome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and& H( O; b: U3 o& }. H$ `. j3 a
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on) `8 m7 s# W5 J! H/ L# t
there. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
; h7 V# Y2 e: k& b8 M6 VI mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
0 ]$ f+ o0 c% Z: S) W3 zwith. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
) b; m( m4 ]3 t- b5 n1 j/ g9 s$ Eyou like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."1 X) m" @" U0 X$ |
It's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the; h( [$ z- W4 P, i7 ]3 d
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go/ p/ g& q, B, U2 w# P
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that/ ^6 H* y9 K7 C, l, j! q
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were( U. R" I* u! G, k4 `! G9 d/ Q0 b3 m
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
# Z) P* r x( ~. F9 a+ a3 o" M2 @6 Y; _don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such. I0 k3 \; s. d! i1 }: _3 L
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
1 t* k7 }$ u7 |/ iAnd, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
6 `, _0 n+ N) ?# ?4 B( l; oaccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
% {5 V4 e# R; lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very' y$ P# C$ \9 J9 H
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to6 L' [" Y7 [4 j8 K2 ^
hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
* V2 {; g0 ^. z/ v9 A) G8 F3 _' S"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love
9 u% s- T/ t) S; [* U, lthan 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is- Z( ?+ }! v9 S `$ L6 {
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
R( @! J1 c7 y+ aI like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
) [/ t0 F: [% H2 P5 o Qthe word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,% h- J' |% P( r
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
8 P ?0 w/ p- N# ~So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.+ z8 z. X# Y) y% s
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
2 k5 `. }! `$ R: scircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
+ K* v9 }8 z) `: P+ Zclinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
/ t/ G* x6 W M/ W5 g- g' o7 cand Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.. _3 a: O* N0 C* C
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.' B1 Q5 U+ c% Y
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
( E6 }: b3 z* `/ b/ E" QCROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in$ P- M4 K. ^$ e4 K" u" m* v# h( ~
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for# }; F. `2 L, [+ e, c* G
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
2 k9 h1 Q1 O* Q% Vsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding* i! Z$ z% L) K2 Z
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that# V3 K" [' u0 O5 I @
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
" I, x* u, i2 {can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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