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The following is transcript of one of Carlin's program, not the above unfortunately, but it helps to read it.
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I love words. I thank you for hearing my words.( @! m% |8 O2 F! D0 O1 w+ ^7 ^
I want to tell you something about words that I think is important.
. p' M2 R( F2 B7 y v5 c0 k" f! p1 y: |They're my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
+ ~" m1 S1 o: [& S/ rWords are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid. j5 I4 n4 Y# l. d0 r0 c
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for4 C! w4 S. J3 P4 y
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
" p, J3 A9 B' ]3 Z7 z3 Ewords that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.4 w9 B) D3 }6 J
There are some people that are not into all the words.
% L1 I7 J: M e" g( o% dThere are some that would have you not use certain words." {+ i" G) d7 t- {; g+ r
There are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7& T! S$ l7 h9 T, U& H
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
6 p/ E7 E( M% H& t399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
/ V( ]& E% l- W5 z: C2 Fto be seperated from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
; j" k) }5 ~& p) S# Z3 J ]Bad Words. That's what they told us they were, remember?
6 K. J6 e: a$ R"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,' v# @; W" S& ^% A4 }
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?% \+ g3 b' U0 J, m( K
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
. d( z7 H x" HThose are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
6 r: Z! L9 f, z, _3 u8 Ccurve your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
3 h/ u6 j& q8 F) a8 T, ~6 I3 T"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"7 y* x' h, N/ I2 B' @8 l
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a friendly8 \! \* M1 |# y/ }( M% h( H
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
" p! [' ~# O+ `" r8 U2 Oman. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
# T1 \9 J5 _* b2 n% ~% t8 ?$ a' vsnack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
1 O9 g& R; Y: A% [snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,# r9 V' v8 \1 Y. W3 c2 z
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just" J) Z1 b. y6 J; ?
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word does
, X0 G/ {# D$ Y- D+ r3 H1 Fnot belong on the list. Actually none of the words belong on the list,
: t' V, H ~; \6 _% Ibut you can understand why some of them are there. I'm not
: y# ^2 s8 H3 I, Bcompletely insensetive to people's feelings. I can understand why
. B, Y7 r/ N; C9 osome of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and9 A0 z0 ^( k! o# P
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
1 l1 a8 l7 [) I; N+ B/ q5 qthere. Besides the literal translation and the emotional feeling. }3 ^ y) @2 D* }: r& W3 Q7 }" H
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend% Z2 e7 m& k. p. j) r; `0 ~
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at- V6 @ @$ ~3 I) C7 B
you like "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
) G# p$ R+ [) d9 K. MIt's like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the; {. ^5 K T( C$ o) ~' f: S
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go/ u7 \3 |% M$ @1 Q& Q. g
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
3 B) \' r9 U' {: R, _( |% h: _Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
9 D* z2 f' E' |' w, W: c# f6 z, ?/ y4 y. Mcertain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I1 k7 ^4 O* l4 \9 W, I
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
; `8 d2 S$ j0 w# h& H y2 Y0 n( kstupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."* e: I% D {) v7 f7 E4 h' ` Q
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
0 }6 y P. Y: P: M( T, J# u0 v1 saccedental humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
, f% L9 e; Q0 N* K Lit takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very+ D4 |! g2 p1 o- R" _4 U
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
! Q+ ], Y, x5 @) m, ^hurt one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,7 J1 f" ~6 N3 H: p& O. t
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people making love* F& S2 N# N3 }
than 2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is& C' a; E$ p" K: j: _
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but' C3 |8 A9 Y$ U+ i' i
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
$ J, V% n+ G- u, M0 _, i* ]the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
6 M) w6 B. {/ u, xSherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
- o" t7 F7 w+ K/ X, WSo maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.' T9 c2 [' }! B) i- N% `' a9 F
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
1 V- c$ Z6 ]$ Y2 O& Scircumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even" I& t8 Z2 ]4 w ]- ^# b
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,2 e( V/ G6 }# J
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.0 y( _- I4 v6 o- D9 |
But there are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
7 w, l5 ]) u8 ORemember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock& M0 S# O( W6 S0 \5 {
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in) L) R! ?( s5 L" `1 g/ A) q7 g$ `, {
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is okay for
, X) h7 F6 v AKirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
2 s3 C; P) c! P v# vsay "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding" H( ~- h7 k2 e1 Z$ ?2 }& H
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
0 e+ X% g7 y6 Z1 {% K# Ggoes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You2 S b w; V' n) N% ~
can prik your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no. |
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