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- W; N" j1 x# s8 ~3 j0 j( bI want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the# h. ?; ?2 Z, I+ y- l T; _
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- ~, b* I& v, P- p. P) a: t
feeling better every day.' P, ^- P4 ^/ j
! H# C5 r, a7 S) R3 A) AWhen you are kicked out of the home
8 i# w" K6 w# lfor being too healthy, you spend
9 ?' i& K# e0 U, yseveral years enjoying your
. t7 x1 `6 l6 Mretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
4 A' J5 o; M3 j3 U; O) wyou get a gold watch on your first day.9 ?& `2 A/ S6 n- v4 ?, v0 c# c
' ? F, N% l6 ^# J5 R% GYou work 40 years or' s: ?; p P9 m
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 g$ }. k% z2 i; E1 `6 d) I
you're too young to' p w/ o q" D0 r k- }6 ^! n ?7 t
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
: s1 m) J3 W) Mand party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid- V" ^6 U: P0 h4 m" ?" i4 k" c
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no1 L9 w8 Y' p6 v @
responsibilities.
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7 _# t( W; c* \/ ]0 J# {8 JIn a few years, you become a baby and
8 D! D1 r' Y4 [everyone runs themselves ragged' h: c+ `! X$ l- {
keeping you happy.8 f3 P4 K$ s2 v- ~) L0 j$ p, u$ ?
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You spend
' U2 s$ A5 M' syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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1 J! j5 X, w4 _' pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: i1 G$ Q- h+ C
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I rest
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