MY NEXT LIFE

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MY NEXT LIFE
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3 Z& V/ D; g2 b0 l6 w1 e& OI want to live my
( R3 |) W  i' d# [1 Anext life backwards!
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6 ~% x! |8 X& o- V! uYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home
/ X! N4 v* D6 M) w0 W7 U$ Dfeeling better every day.

/ a/ h; ]3 o. }& i; k1 E" mWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
% P* j) V. Q% c, Eretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
) l+ c9 g8 s  |) N; v7 F9 vyou get a gold watch on your first day.

. n" \8 }& q( P) P3 ]You work 40 years or
) l# L  [  v: P3 ?so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
  I* A) _0 e+ ^6 fyou're too young to
% d5 n/ a! Z/ f) }$ Owork.

; W; N% o3 i% U: C9 B& N+ A3 k8 m0 K5 NSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
2 l" O; v9 ^. w( k$ band party.

4 L& S" q0 l+ p; x/ ^+ Q  BAs you get even younger, you become a kid
: O% [* y/ P9 Qagain.

$ `( `9 W' S/ ~/ P% FYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
) U2 z( _2 j- eresponsibilities.
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In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

You spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
con ditions: central heating, room service on
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4 g' N! T7 M- r+ [* GUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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. ^1 _& b/ s3 i6 S0 EI rest
' [4 f5 i8 R8 D" w7 Xmy case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!