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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE: y& b2 ~, k$ K9 [! B

- W; N" j1 x# s8 ~3 j0 j( bI want to live my
( d- x" |  m; j) e# l# Gnext life backwards!! s* ~  g& C3 R4 u
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You start out dead and get that out of the# h. ?; ?2 Z, I+ y- l  T; _
way right off the bat." T7 g# A: H9 ^, n6 R# ?% C: H
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home- ~, b* I& v, P- p. P) a: t
feeling better every day.' P, ^- P4 ^/ j

! H# C5 r, a7 S) R3 A) AWhen you are kicked out of the home
8 i# w" K6 w# lfor being too healthy, you spend
9 ?' i& K# e0 U, yseveral years enjoying your
. t7 x1 `6 l6 Mretirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
4 A' J5 o; M3 j3 U; O) wyou get a gold watch on your first day.9 ?& `2 A/ S6 n- v4 ?, v0 c# c

' ?  F, N% l6 ^# J5 R% GYou work 40 years or' s: ?; p  P9 m
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon1 g$ }. k% z2 i; E1 `6 d) I
you're too young to' p  w/ o  q" D0 r  k- }6 ^! n  ?7 t
work.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid- V" ^6 U: P0 h4 m" ?" i4 k" c
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no1 L9 w8 Y' p6 v  @
responsibilities.
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7 _# t( W; c* \/ ]0 J# {8 JIn a few years, you become a baby and
8 D! D1 r' Y4 [everyone runs themselves ragged' h: c+ `! X$ l- {
keeping you happy.8 f3 P4 K$ s2 v- ~) L0 j$ p, u$ ?
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You spend
' U2 s$ A5 M' syour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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1 J! j5 X, w4 _' pUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.: i1 G$ Q- h+ C
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I rest
4 z6 f6 H/ f$ A) I# W; R4 Emy case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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