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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
MY NEXT LIFE
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7 {" W( u; U1 v3 `: p) q( {I want to live my
9 G; x0 l5 H5 N! A) u- F4 r# vnext life backwards!
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7 n& m+ `! N* J  ]/ q- B5 t; iYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 R4 k6 @$ |  c6 D
feeling better every day.
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% ]3 E0 E8 a- oWhen you are kicked out of the home# ]% T. V/ p5 c
for being too healthy, you spend- E+ [9 B( |5 `3 u) `9 y- C
several years enjoying your& Z9 Z5 d6 E9 S3 Q
retirement and collecting benefit checks.  R; d; c' q2 y% `

# |" A1 q+ k. }/ mWhen you start work,
+ d8 e, i" _- h7 I  l6 B& }3 cyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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$ R& A! |% O8 e/ t* d# z1 sYou work 40 years or. T" |$ `) V6 E: ?
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- t4 E* [8 `0 V3 ?* [! `/ vyou're too young to  _! c& d& ^7 v$ G# d2 ~  i
work.
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2 g  [) d& M1 F, H. `* LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) r3 }3 e+ ?4 i+ L4 j' x
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no! r! C; N4 h( I/ [4 m& X
responsibilities.
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7 [! _6 v" @7 \* H) f" \/ O" JIn a few years, you become a baby and
# D+ T; W! Q9 f& ~7 Y$ K2 M. e0 Ueveryone runs themselves ragged$ ^( W2 Z( w: }- q$ K! ~1 \: o
keeping you happy./ {. ~9 g# M% W  @3 y
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your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,+ m9 I% |& w. L- u/ t
spa-like* Q! \: ~1 c) u" t
con ditions: central heating, room service on* V, a1 E% ^* Z1 A* W
tap.
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4 S: S. i9 z% z' e+ ZUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- i. |% w. t+ E8 j
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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