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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my5 n# y/ p, a! f$ ~
next life backwards!. y& u% Q" J( d9 s% U7 r
: v @( {" W7 D$ P9 fYou start out dead and get that out of the% ]4 i- Z- X$ @
way right off the bat.' c3 h/ e% a! Q
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home; j; A. F+ Y0 d& o/ e# [8 Z
feeling better every day.% [1 `: v: h. Z! A! O6 N
; }6 z3 N* b& v8 x3 d1 OWhen you are kicked out of the home
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retirement and collecting benefit checks.0 ?# e, W- }- g1 s# _, w
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When you start work,7 B( ^$ O7 H9 l ?( d* [
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or; [, q: D& j) Q9 }' M
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
" a3 t0 V* j4 D+ }5 Dyou're too young to
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,9 F9 D3 W) L/ U+ ^% e5 Z3 S
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; ]8 D a: S `# Y& e- t# ]6 qYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and* l4 \$ l* H4 |8 w" e; N
everyone runs themselves ragged K7 M) P0 _$ x% |
keeping you happy.3 X) N( f( ?& _/ T4 Y
- A5 C6 m% Z, jYou spend
! b0 Y3 m" O# u0 D! k8 jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,. n6 I9 r" \% @) G+ M
spa-like
( s7 b% m" v5 S: h0 R% \con ditions: central heating, room service on; V( U% H. Y* @; r# k) t; H
tap.% @" t/ l& k. B: v; Y: ?# a
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.; m3 s- k0 e5 H/ O4 J3 g. B0 {
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I rest
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