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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home/ @- [8 N! D+ k( N; X
feeling better every day.
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! R3 N+ E2 T* V# }5 v- J* A7 ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
1 e$ k7 T: @2 x5 Pyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or( k4 c3 ]) ~: b3 c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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8 X: t. C& x/ H9 O; b. i' e3 RSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,) V( m5 t; `# u, u. O# R
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As you get even younger, you become a kid3 X3 p, G8 I7 o% a9 v+ w
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0 P4 n: H, ~) M0 L: c6 ]8 v- KYou go to elementary school, play, and have no5 h4 _" W S. Q) x- y( C* d$ c
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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1 r$ Q1 a+ Z/ r% ^6 @7 p) oYou spend
" i8 j( O/ N3 Ryour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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% b. N7 o! P$ ], x E8 b; XUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.8 B" z* B3 e% `: T$ h i
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