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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home/ @- [8 N! D+ k( N; X
feeling better every day.
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! R3 N+ E2 T* V# }5 v- J* A7 ZWhen you are kicked out of the home
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several years enjoying your
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When you start work,
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You work 40 years or( k4 c3 ]) ~: b3 c
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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