MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
next life backwards!

: v  @( {" W7 D$ P9 fYou start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

Then, you wake up in a nursing home
feeling better every day.

; }6 z3 N* b& v8 x3 d1 OWhen you are kicked out of the home
' u1 F4 E  |- S) N$ sfor being too healthy, you spend
7 b6 d  X4 e: v: g* Y/ d: f2 mseveral years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.

When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
" a3 t0 V* j4 D+ }5 Dyou're too young to
! G2 a% z/ B/ v2 qwork.
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
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; ]8 D  a: S  `# Y& e- t# ]6 qYou go to elementary school, play, and have no
% l; A$ k2 u1 Lresponsibilities.

In a few years, you become a baby and
everyone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

- A5 C6 m% Z, jYou spend
! b0 Y3 m" O# u0 D! k8 jyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
spa-like
( s7 b% m" v5 S: h0 R% \con ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.

Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
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billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!