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MY NEXT LIFE
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1 m0 P4 f% N& X% ]+ L8 X! h: eI want to live my
3 x0 j& D4 r4 N. {4 Nnext life backwards!2 O) R% J% u$ P0 k, R5 \* ]
- d& c% \: @5 ?$ K J, kYou start out dead and get that out of the3 ]' X4 ~- G; D1 w; T
way right off the bat.4 k$ [% O2 L0 O9 \( c+ A* D3 v
) N T/ [2 w" ]3 G+ Z* f5 t; {/ qThen, you wake up in a nursing home# N4 F$ k5 c. c5 q. Y9 h* R, o e
feeling better every day.
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When you are kicked out of the home2 P, J9 [& y" z1 E3 B3 p( l; [
for being too healthy, you spend' M {2 p! Z6 ?+ T D0 T* g
several years enjoying your& P2 f3 X5 @# l, `
retirement and collecting benefit checks.8 z" x" C% {2 b; Z+ Z; S: `
7 s& E, v7 a, v9 LWhen you start work,
: `; |5 u1 i- r& eyou get a gold watch on your first day.7 H. `# X: i$ |9 `6 y6 p1 b
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You work 40 years or4 ^( `4 g; U' f2 Y" S6 p
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
* D. J% W- f" _$ ?3 B# Z; Lyou're too young to
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- A+ v- R/ |7 R( bSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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; \' m" W. [* g$ p0 E$ JAs you get even younger, you become a kid$ I7 D% o F+ @: b, j, |
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and( }1 s. O- \- M
everyone runs themselves ragged8 d$ a8 f0 b7 `3 S9 G4 F7 B
keeping you happy.
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You spend
+ _% @" t/ M% y7 h2 L8 ` gyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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" S+ i* `0 e/ Kcon ditions: central heating, room service on% Q/ p2 U# P$ L+ z* O q
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3 e; L9 }% E: zUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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