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MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the- o& M: Y5 i8 S) B% K0 M; p
way right off the bat.* M: {% ^ H- a3 L8 ?& p
. k2 }: z; C) ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home
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2 C) `! M! d+ S, _: a1 LWhen you are kicked out of the home- Q# Q- W3 M$ {9 m& V$ R( e
for being too healthy, you spend4 m% Y: h5 q" L# k: |, e
several years enjoying your8 _0 c4 r J6 i0 ~+ K0 N
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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/ W4 R6 }) ]+ [8 O: K9 F! nWhen you start work,9 K8 b5 i1 p4 ~
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% ^( Y8 C) }! Y9 y9 `+ i4 rYou work 40 years or" l( `( X) {1 t! o
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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! y4 C( e8 e7 E1 `1 DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid+ U! v, V3 g2 j2 c/ l2 C5 \% `" d+ ~
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no5 j' n" N% b b" A1 E
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; s' g, P0 H+ V' t; OIn a few years, you become a baby and
! m7 S+ S: o5 w( Veveryone runs themselves ragged
0 p i/ p' z V4 V9 c; }. C8 lkeeping you happy.
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You spend
8 B% Z( o* \6 s" oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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) b8 o2 V) ~( u# N7 pcon ditions: central heating, room service on! O) z/ r$ n% T4 P
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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