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MY NEXT LIFE
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7 {" W( u; U1 v3 `: p) q( {I want to live my
9 G; x0 l5 H5 N! A) u- F4 r# vnext life backwards!
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7 n& m+ `! N* J ]/ q- B5 t; iYou start out dead and get that out of the
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home9 R4 k6 @$ | c6 D
feeling better every day.
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% ]3 E0 E8 a- oWhen you are kicked out of the home# ]% T. V/ p5 c
for being too healthy, you spend- E+ [9 B( |5 `3 u) `9 y- C
several years enjoying your& Z9 Z5 d6 E9 S3 Q
retirement and collecting benefit checks. R; d; c' q2 y% `
# |" A1 q+ k. }/ mWhen you start work,
+ d8 e, i" _- h7 I l6 B& }3 cyou get a gold watch on your first day.
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$ R& A! |% O8 e/ t* d# z1 sYou work 40 years or. T" |$ `) V6 E: ?
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
- t4 E* [8 `0 V3 ?* [! `/ vyou're too young to _! c& d& ^7 v$ G# d2 ~ i
work.
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2 g [) d& M1 F, H. `* LSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid) r3 }3 e+ ?4 i+ L4 j' x
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no! r! C; N4 h( I/ [4 m& X
responsibilities.
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7 [! _6 v" @7 \* H) f" \/ O" JIn a few years, you become a baby and
# D+ T; W! Q9 f& ~7 Y$ K2 M. e0 Ueveryone runs themselves ragged$ ^( W2 Z( w: }- q$ K! ~1 \: o
keeping you happy./ {. ~9 g# M% W @3 y
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You spend% n( B8 L, f0 X9 [3 z6 _! ? w
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,+ m9 I% |& w. L- u/ t
spa-like* Q! \: ~1 c) u" t
con ditions: central heating, room service on* V, a1 E% ^* Z1 A* W
tap.
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4 S: S. i9 z% z' e+ ZUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm.- i. |% w. t+ E8 j
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I rest
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