MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the
way right off the bat.

. k2 }: z; C) ^Then, you wake up in a nursing home
2 i( q2 r, d2 _feeling better every day.

2 C) `! M! d+ S, _: a1 LWhen you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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/ W4 R6 }) ]+ [8 O: K9 F! nWhen you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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% ^( Y8 C) }! Y9 y9 `+ i4 rYou work 40 years or
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.

! y4 C( e8 e7 E1 `1 DSo then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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As you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.

; s' g, P0 H+ V' t; OIn a few years, you become a baby and
! m7 S+ S: o5 w( Veveryone runs themselves ragged
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You spend
8 B% Z( o* \6 s" oyour last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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) b8 o2 V) ~( u# N7 pcon ditions: central heating, room service on
tap.
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.
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my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!