MY NEXT LIFE

propeller

MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my
next life backwards!
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, V. Z2 e2 c3 I5 B% Q. MYou start out dead and get that out of the
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4 q) h7 g- P- ]6 pThen, you wake up in a nursing home
0 D" I3 _- s- I  d: `9 m9 zfeeling better every day.

When you are kicked out of the home
for being too healthy, you spend
several years enjoying your
retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,
you get a gold watch on your first day.

You work 40 years or
6 t$ M7 @  }! r) O1 I6 c' @so, getting younger every day until pretty soon
$ J/ @& K0 H# X; Syou're too young to
work.

So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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, I- ?% h1 n5 U5 Z1 @4 p5 j; BAs you get even younger, you become a kid
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
responsibilities.
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4 n: T" I: C/ M  mIn a few years, you become a baby and
9 d, w2 I" n' s( S- k1 Ieveryone runs themselves ragged
keeping you happy.

9 m# V# `, n  D8 nYou spend
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest
my case.

billzhao

so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.

billzhao

There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.

if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!