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MY NEXT LIFE

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鲜花(3) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE8 P) I; J# n, ^$ E# V, L$ Z
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the4 |' d* s- @+ {, Z
way right off the bat.3 l% F' o, _9 M
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home& @/ u" B7 D. G
feeling better every day.  m  X% M9 ]9 D/ P6 f

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retirement and collecting benefit checks.
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When you start work,# t  _, \! I# R/ ^- |( ^! X% ^) h
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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You work 40 years or
2 g/ C# G7 p: K6 wso, getting younger every day until pretty soon
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work.$ c& y, l( \2 y3 I5 S' J
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So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,
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2 F7 y( E) f, S4 j) L' ^As you get even younger, you become a kid! M# R" P* C& x/ }( c5 `* C
again.
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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keeping you happy.
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You spend( T% u# P$ \4 l; W  N* ~
your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury,# f/ O/ d* x4 S5 r# ?" O' Z
spa-like
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tap.5 U8 T9 f7 J2 t: {, o" L- Y/ q) C+ c
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Until finally...You finish off as an orgasm.& o" w" R. s- C/ p& E# o

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my case.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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