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MY NEXT LIFE

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发表于 2009-5-14 18:23 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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MY NEXT LIFE+ d+ i* M8 @2 A" g1 h1 i
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I want to live my
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You start out dead and get that out of the/ H5 a, b, v( f5 f8 i
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Then, you wake up in a nursing home5 G0 U/ r( Y" e# A" j8 _  _& v) P; f
feeling better every day.
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+ A  E4 l3 P1 x( }/ I. QWhen you are kicked out of the home
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/ b1 K& e1 h. X3 Z& RWhen you start work,* Y* \) M+ t, r
you get a gold watch on your first day.
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0 t" ~* H/ Y  u! X1 KYou work 40 years or6 M, Z0 D. r" ^' K  w, R) l7 l
so, getting younger every day until pretty soon3 J  n2 z5 h$ m' t6 O: I& C9 k
you're too young to5 i0 \0 \3 k5 x
work.
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7 D1 i1 f& T1 d. @& u" @So then, you go to high school: play sports, date, drink,  o8 A" H* j+ t  D1 |
and party.
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As you get even younger, you become a kid2 i' o' ^  a% }' F  J8 ]+ F* B0 k" a
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You go to elementary school, play, and have no
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In a few years, you become a baby and
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You spend
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con ditions: central heating, room service on
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5 l! y. S6 B& W6 U  h; xUntil finally...You finish off as an orgasm." R: H5 \: e- w4 S( F$ G6 x: |* q
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I rest
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鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:09 | 显示全部楼层
so interesting, to live younger is so attractive, until back to a womb.
鲜花(152) 鸡蛋(1)
发表于 2009-5-14 21:10 | 显示全部楼层
There are many things that we often dream about. To live younger and live a eternal life is one of them.
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发表于 2009-5-15 11:40 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
if that is true, the cosmetics company will go bankrupcy!
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