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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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- o0 {! l/ y; D& q1 u: kOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. / C" L/ e4 V) v6 g' P4 b9 E P
& ~3 V- Q# B: C9 XFive hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. 6 O: T5 N, q) T& |0 ^
7 M( r6 M# [' K9 i* e8 x' n6 gThen it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!$ f7 O8 N; p' x# z- z7 Z4 I
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted.
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1 I4 W8 Y: L xHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”: u+ r, k8 _" ~7 ^; K2 z
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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