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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！* y# g7 [" H: X! T$ q$ r( }
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Where did I go wrong?/ r) _$ i, n4 L, l6 U
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.$ b; k. d2 Y$ y
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On the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.
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W+ Z& x+ r: K# [& NWhat a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake. % }4 u7 e- u8 Z! v7 S
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. D3 S' {0 ~7 O+ B; Q/ [9 @
% O, c( e m$ w9 n* b3 OHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”# W' x+ R7 o+ V( y
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Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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