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发表于 2005-5-23 14:02
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再来一个
一定要坚持看到最后！
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Where did I go wrong?3 U6 P% ?, w$ e2 w! N7 h7 N, I3 }) G
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A man asked his wife what she’d like for Mother’s Day. “I’d love to be six again,” she replied.
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+ |1 F7 Y! I, C* {9 @3 X# J) |& v4 WOn the morning of Mother’s Day, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms and then took her off to the local theme park.: `! Q; h7 g1 m5 }2 s7 G+ U
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What a day! He put her on every ride in the park: the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. 8 ?: U9 i, ?9 {" S. s$ L
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Five hours later she staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. Right away, they journeyed to a McDonald’s where her loving husband ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a refreshing chocolate shake.
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Then it was off to a movie: the latest Star Wars epic, a hot dog, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M & M’s. What a fabulous adventure!/ q# ?3 m+ `: h2 q3 o9 M6 l
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Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. " X, f$ h; w3 a" w( P! h' m7 U# d
: A8 L" J! M" K& F- i) }& EHe leaned over his precious wife with a big smile and lovingly asked:” Well, dear, what was it like being six again?”- ?5 B' T7 _9 h- ` `+ s, [+ D
5 p& l Y" F; _1 C2 K7 ?1 bHer eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. “You dummy,” she said, “ I meant my dress size!”# k/ G _2 p3 p. Y3 @# Y
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The moral of the story: Even when a well-meaning husband is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. |
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