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发表于 2005-5-30 07:16 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"1 L% q2 k- k$ m  i, E

. }& @9 D$ ?. b, Y"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday.") c+ k$ E& V& W/ ]1 p
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"Well done. Who was that?"+ E6 l) d3 C8 `  N9 N* _! e/ F3 }

* o0 k7 ]1 d1 c, A"My granny."9 K) F. |  {& ^+ O' w3 N
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."
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"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-5-30 07:18 | 显示全部楼层
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$ a$ m& }, H; Z' E0 @' l“这幢房子,”房地产推销商说,“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的,我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂,往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。” & _# w) P5 ?/ s# O. T

3 o7 ]4 O9 b* v" D“那么它的长处呢?”预备购买房子的人问道。 . |4 p8 H4 O: {! t5 C. k+ q

" E, G: }+ h3 U( }( n6 l“它的好处,”代理商说道,“就是,你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”
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发表于 2005-6-9 14:40 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈
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发表于 2005-6-9 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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发表于 2005-6-9 16:00 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2005-6-9 17:06 | 显示全部楼层
挺有意思的!
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发表于 2005-6-9 18:15 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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