英语笑话

小顽皮

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad. "Now, children," said she , "has anyone of you ever make someone else glad?"

, c4 V; [% s+ D7 e"Please, teacher,"said a small boy,"I've make someone glad yesterday."

7 e3 t3 p* J) r4 h"Well done. Who was that?"
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"My granny."
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"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

+ L: k* e2 ?8 F% @2 |9 A: I4 L"Please, teacher, I went to see her yesterday, and stayed with her three hours. Then I said to her, 'Granny, I'm going home,' and she said, 'Well, I'm glad'!"

小顽皮

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) d# y  e4 D$ k3 F+ {' }) H3 m6 M“这幢房子，”房地产推销商说，“既有优点也有缺点。为了说明我是诚实的，我将告诉你们它的缺点 - 往南面一个街区是一家化工厂，往北面一个街区是一家屠宰场。”

“那么它的长处呢？”预备购买房子的人问道。

“它的好处，”代理商说道，“就是，你总能分清风是从哪边吹过来的。”

我行我酷

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小叶子

xixi

天涯明月夜

嘿嘿

可爱的狗狗

挺有意思的！

寒塘鹤影

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