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# |2 A6 ~ z9 Q( g, O c& D! @ tDear Mr. President:
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) H' n0 R! _2 X R' U, ZPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
/ B; W. s1 }( d- h6 yInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
5 X2 ^: a) s; W9 x& k" ^the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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/ s. q" D, f- G# yYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:( b8 L) j+ d% Y
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.' }) A% \6 [7 p+ r" B7 f/ q
9 L9 O; m! z4 v2 B2 b$ ^Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
5 a5 s9 O- ?. d' m! D- ]9 i) Zfollowing stipulations:5 c( `0 E1 B+ h
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -/ t7 H1 g- K' U! h( K
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
" D7 K: n' f$ |9 A5 bAuto Industry fixed.
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$ o0 _. F3 A/ p+ o x# r3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
! T9 |5 \* X: t1 Y2 {Housing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
7 F3 q Q# h+ S7 LIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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