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" b1 Y3 {. Q9 H# z( UDear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
1 g! `: ]- q2 OInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander- a3 q, |7 m3 b A- Q3 U! _
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following% U5 Z/ J+ k% N" n) I' ]" {
plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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|/ K3 X4 r( D9 } TThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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8 T, [7 n# L( t+ h. x$ m$ Q: EPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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. Q, |- A, I8 K1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -& o# E' }9 \5 k6 H% d3 h* }, O
Unemployment fixed.; g9 r# ?/ N/ t; \ {" K) B
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-$ A4 l4 u' c& G/ x- e
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
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It can't get any easier than that!
) j8 @" `5 c1 LIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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