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Dear Mr. President:
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4 ~% a2 c. U, n4 X+ S8 F( TPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.9 a: ]& z/ s- L) M/ H5 E3 W3 b' x$ {- [& K
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
+ C( `% t' G: X# ethe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:, t; V6 m/ e* I/ ^$ i" f# R
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.- U" C- U6 G6 T( u" o1 |
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
1 T3 D) u1 {: @5 w% p: xfollowing stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -5 y8 \, E' x1 `' |& ~- p# l
Unemployment fixed.6 m, x" r' X/ a. z+ h6 s
9 o8 A* s1 T' x2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-$ R! S( }0 s; i$ z; E1 E
Auto Industry fixed.
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7 I8 j2 X7 ?) _3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
, c+ g' ?+ y q& H, X1 U1 [3 w, ]Housing Crisis fixed.7 N6 W2 d" k. a
" S+ G( k) ^6 xIt can't get any easier than that!4 x3 q( P. S' E$ _! m- W
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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