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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:2 G* U( \3 ^( B4 h: T6 K" @
4 A9 }) \6 u: J& B1 cPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.4 f" F; |; y/ U9 }4 [. }* P6 l9 e
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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( t. |5 [) @5 T3 kYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:* k+ f( w$ [ F. W! n9 S: s9 N
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the, h' ]% _$ Z' g" e( k/ \: @
following stipulations:
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# M! m" ~+ @6 ~1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -" S6 E% V/ W7 O% }1 p# ^
Unemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-# N: A5 v3 }0 D1 C9 }3 N
Auto Industry fixed.( g: g; Q: \8 Y9 w0 _: i. i* f+ `. t2 W
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-: Q) x) D x& u- S1 `3 }
Housing Crisis fixed.
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( S6 Y* G- ]5 _It can't get any easier than that!
% G, @! Y' S% e4 L! P* \6 WIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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