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写给美国总统：6 l/ D( c# D/ c. N5 s* P- F/ _
6 z* R9 F- x7 T* J# P5 T3 uDear Mr. President:/ E0 q8 k0 b' b+ F h
3 I- N3 S3 ]4 a6 JPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.1 f/ j+ N! `- _6 o A) g/ I
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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plan.
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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% G h6 _; l- Q: v& sThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the3 w" m1 y9 o" @# [( u
following stipulations:
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
; Z7 Y! {# S! e$ HUnemployment fixed.
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
- i. i1 b ^+ t3 F! [7 e3 d# EAuto Industry fixed.* ?: X& p; v+ L# P4 j
" }2 E8 x6 l+ l1 S8 \3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
# e8 |9 R, |; SHousing Crisis fixed.
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- ^$ ^; P& K+ E1 i2 ?& Q. J# g" nIt can't get any easier than that!3 ]9 b3 y( j) P2 m: l
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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