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写给美国总统:: i. U$ ]" }' i) g$ \
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Dear Mr. President:! `8 Q5 E! f2 |2 ?# P# B( `5 \
0 _3 ^) u( z% U9 ?- M* p$ NPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
/ S4 ?* e/ H8 @5 R( fInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
! H6 I! `6 n! \- }the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:4 n7 H! @1 h5 g8 o6 Q
- A$ x' L" s0 ^5 X! P) \There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.5 c+ p' E6 @4 s
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the9 x7 F0 I9 H2 {4 M# G5 I0 C
following stipulations:" a9 E1 z+ I! a
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
; p' m; h$ b- O' jUnemployment fixed.8 ^& n: w' ?8 q# [# k
3 T. d1 A5 P: j- n. p }2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-; ]5 A# U& K3 r' f& u3 B( S4 ^
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-7 I. f$ @$ w+ a0 l, t
Housing Crisis fixed., o9 t! O7 v) w0 f6 T) |7 P7 _
# u7 q! i, J7 M5 L7 RIt can't get any easier than that!
5 v) K- g. Z4 O: aIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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