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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.3 h. m. n! M# h4 U
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander: i2 g/ ^% o# v9 A, t) ?
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following8 _+ g4 K2 Z# Y/ Z
plan.8 l! L% a$ y8 z) j! N3 }
9 @, z3 W7 J/ A/ F* J2 {5 lYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:9 H' [9 T* n: Q" G5 L: o
6 \8 g Z1 V- d, S% K7 B1 YThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.: q- r( P2 o7 ~( l
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the# b$ ]. I/ [/ z$ n1 k& }8 }# I
following stipulations:" X( W! o& }7 n/ j
# Z5 a0 A. q" }1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -* E" B0 ~; I- u! B( `* e% Q3 a* {
Unemployment fixed.$ l: S. V; [; _9 V0 ?3 r, e6 ]
! L* w( S& \# p; Z& N) ~* H4 g9 |% x2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 y2 T* N: q; {/ @: V: p
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-( Y% j) H9 {9 I
Housing Crisis fixed.
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% w$ S$ D& K/ k0 ]5 n) oIt can't get any easier than that!
/ U: C4 ?% B# e D, j, MIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their# N s% y2 F+ q
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