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) T$ r4 L% j5 v' k& m& i7 EDear Mr. President:1 I) X4 K6 t0 @5 O2 _
& C' c) d: b% p% R% wPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
5 p3 v8 E# ^( y! z% RInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.- z. `' I. z" X! A- A6 J4 m7 {# e+ {
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the; j% x8 y' f2 g0 G
following stipulations:2 ?/ K2 e2 i" T7 a6 f$ a) ?- E
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -. \* P8 N6 A$ i# Q. D
Unemployment fixed.
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! A4 Z) _: O- S8 [& ~% F3 t- G2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-' R( V8 ?$ H* B7 `5 F
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
4 w7 g7 B3 S1 KHousing Crisis fixed.% u( D* i0 k# t+ E+ x+ C
( _2 S7 V/ D6 Y/ ]8 uIt can't get any easier than that!
; U# g; A& l9 G( Q. \0 t. r; aIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their- t0 L" S) J! z7 r2 M, y+ k
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