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Dear Mr. President:3 t; Q5 s* Y) u) K& Q3 D
$ K; G3 G; w2 N, l, {Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.* F' ]* _: u8 z5 p
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander$ J$ e7 Y! H5 Z% Y
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following k1 q/ w/ X2 i. |: G
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:" I- w# g* o. ~- y- F; v
; F' y( s f4 G8 pThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force." w6 [8 G9 \. `) I5 ]& p7 ?
3 j9 \- d9 o* x6 ?9 a7 l8 U" w; {Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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5 r( G0 Q1 _: G* s1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -' @; H8 C$ [3 I0 l V1 J; B/ P
Unemployment fixed.
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( u2 q6 D1 Q0 R0 ~2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
I% S9 k2 L$ q3 n& X5 J+ I$ gHousing Crisis fixed.2 ]- e2 s' r4 {. _) z# v$ x
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It can't get any easier than that!( c6 b" {7 P) p
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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