一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

盲女

写给美国总统：

2 Z* P! V7 P  d6 ^8 \# ?( JDear Mr. President:
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! E& f1 z( o# F, c. g5 Q& }6 t/ rPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
' g5 Y  X3 q$ b, q+ V& ethe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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, W- g/ K; o6 ^+ I" K$ P- CYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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. ^, ^7 f) E6 R/ k1 [, OThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.

9 D% d: y+ f  o3 |+ u$ tPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
$ g2 _* H  X$ J* qfollowing stipulations:
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: k  p. ^: U4 w& d8 R9 K1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
Unemployment fixed.
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0 f- |4 M6 n: E! _  q6 E' h2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
Auto Industry fixed.

# q, t9 `# J0 L; s3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
& E" g* t/ {: Y- \' R, U3 H5 nHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
4 j1 z4 v9 h- UIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
constituent

YZSUNNY

caoqian

紫光

根本不需要4万亿，有一万亿，退休1千万人就够了，

盲女

4# 紫光
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/ V' X, d( M, W) m& W3 p" A好，那改成　５５　岁以上必须退休。
- d8 M7 K3 A* H给我一百万，我现在就退休，

lastman

扯淡，1million x 40 million=40，000，000，000，000 是40 trillion，就是40万亿美元，哪里来？

dolittle

典型的无知者无畏!

dolittle

呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下