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一个非常棒的恢复经济提议

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发表于 2009-8-20 07:39 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
写给美国总统:: i. U$ ]" }' i) g$ \
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Dear Mr. President:! `8 Q5 E! f2 |2 ?# P# B( `5 \

0 _3 ^) u( z% U9 ?- M* p$ NPlease find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
/ S4 ?* e/ H8 @5 R( fInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
! H6 I! `6 n! \- }the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:4 n7 H! @1 h5 g8 o6 Q

- A$ x' L" s0 ^5 X! P) \There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.5 c+ p' E6 @4 s
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the9 x7 F0 I9 H2 {4 M# G5 I0 C
following stipulations:" a9 E1 z+ I! a
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
; p' m; h$ b- O' jUnemployment fixed.8 ^& n: w' ?8 q# [# k

3 T. d1 A5 P: j- n. p  }2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-; ]5 A# U& K3 r' f& u3 B( S4 ^
Auto Industry fixed.
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-7 I. f$ @$ w+ a0 l, t
Housing Crisis fixed., o9 t! O7 v) w0 f6 T) |7 P7 _

# u7 q! i, J7 M5 L7 RIt can't get any easier than that!
5 v) K- g. Z4 O: aIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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发表于 2009-8-20 08:16 | 显示全部楼层

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发表于 2009-8-20 13:33 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-8-20 13:49 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
根本不需要4万亿,有一万亿,退休1千万人就够了,
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-8-20 16:28 | 显示全部楼层
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好,那改成 55 岁以上必须退休。
, a. D  B* E: {, D% ^5 P给我一百万,我现在就退休,
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发表于 2009-8-20 18:16 | 显示全部楼层
扯淡,1million x 40 million=40,000,000,000,000 是40 trillion,就是40万亿美元,哪里来?
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:20 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
典型的无知者无畏!
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发表于 2009-8-27 00:22 | 显示全部楼层
呵呵, 说的是作者, 不是转贴的...... 澄清一下
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