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写给美国总统：; `& k! m; ^& A% c+ J3 G, R
) O1 c* R- I3 H# C! ]7 ODear Mr. President:
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
6 D2 b6 O, |0 q4 WInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander
% j: l+ [/ J' \! d& I% `* u/ lthe money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following( b6 O# k* d7 V
plan.0 C6 E# A) ^% S6 R: B4 A) L
" N3 H: n$ w1 v: \9 k& k9 x& d# KYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.4 r5 C6 P; n: P/ ?* N5 o
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the5 r& | |2 p4 {' w5 [4 S
following stipulations:% ?1 J+ n; C8 p1 T. g- ?5 k/ y/ T5 Z
0 x" {: e' L b k. r1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
) \: w- M. j. p7 t* q; DUnemployment fixed.: D6 E; _. o+ ^
0 O4 W) w) F% E$ e2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-1 U2 z; h/ w# R) l
Auto Industry fixed.4 ]5 M* M8 k/ w$ z
4 V- H1 D/ \! W) X5 @8 Z9 d/ Q3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
( M# l( P H$ Z8 T+ _" F/ YHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!0 a1 K/ Q0 l: }! m+ }* {0 b+ w
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their3 H6 O/ \7 ?, F, g& R0 {/ i
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