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写给美国总统：" g! X" U; i8 `# G6 I- Q, l
0 V) x2 z+ j+ s' P/ B1 o$ T) mDear Mr. President:
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1 W1 d) m" l$ z# @2 S$ ^Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.* h( L( f' S9 W5 P
Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander7 G+ W4 V$ `, i ]& `) z
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following* H3 D' j* g3 J: I- a% H
plan.
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) g1 S$ O" T+ r0 g* |2 g: |: IYou can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:
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There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.% b8 t" J" k" N( s& a/ P
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Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the% u. b& |1 |* v& `) h8 r
following stipulations:% G. ^0 y! Y0 N' n( l- T
. m/ Z, v# m O/ ^& ?: R" M1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -
( ~5 [; `0 Z1 U( U HUnemployment fixed.( R. `2 A" n/ _
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-+ z$ e1 s( c7 n* N
Auto Industry fixed.; F9 L5 @6 N; I6 q* r) t7 C6 K
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3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-
( `8 p" M/ b. w2 v D! V* xHousing Crisis fixed.
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It can't get any easier than that!
% Z. q" r2 g2 q. yIf more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their0 S: T" X- _% L* _ O
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