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写给美国总统：
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Dear Mr. President:) z: q) b! f) _( h) S) ]1 A
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Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy.
, e- m7 V5 K, W2 MInstead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander; V% f" `% J( C3 ^. m
the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following1 ^7 M! @0 |* B1 I1 J" O `
plan.4 \. [% V$ k+ c
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You can call it the Patriotic Retirement Plan:' c- T1 x4 f( C. g! s
2 D. h2 X2 Z, w, w- g) Y$ C7 m) j# iThere are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force.
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: F( A! ~5 E' w% |8 @& ?* Z2 I. u9 l9 pPay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the
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1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings -, F9 p8 S3 t" A: E( C8 Q
Unemployment fixed.# m! D7 G: b2 \' c7 q
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2) They MUST buy a new American CAR. Forty million cars ordered-
( Z* m' ?5 y+ P: O' Q WAuto Industry fixed.
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- V6 w1 f! a# k: h" v* c3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage-9 V$ z% J4 o% c2 m
Housing Crisis fixed.5 e) q9 |) K; V
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It can't get any easier than that!! c% }/ K0 E' |) |! Z3 s
If more money is needed, have all members of Congress and their
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