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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. 9 J  e2 A3 o& s2 U$ S3 l
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So they go back to Paul's Mom and Dad's house
; |; R7 j" G" k& BFor their first night together.    D7 ]3 n  P- e4 m
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" ]- c* c$ p$ {8 p* d/ ]0 NIn the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
; N, {" h  F, O& p# ygets up and has his breakfast.  
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* f9 N3 m* d" o( l( pAs he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  
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She replies -  No.  
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
$ s% S4 s- O- vJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -  I/ u: _; ^: E" o& D4 r
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?( V0 I/ Y! f) f. S' L& q3 L) f
She replies - No.# k9 O8 O) o+ x. K% Y- ]! w2 M
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  ) ]+ D7 s& s4 `- v! |: b  @
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..! H2 p) k) L+ b0 p! {% `
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -6 W5 b: r. i4 [: o: D/ l+ t
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
4 [4 Y/ K9 x2 ~, C$ JHis mom says -  No.   
2 q" u! B1 V& ]) kHe asks - Do you know what I think ?  ! ~/ R/ t0 S! e2 ]; M
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think
- k( u+ i, ?5 X9 m, MHe says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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