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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon. # I' U4 z2 `9 J: I5 T

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For their first night together.  ' u6 D' G! R$ t, e5 _4 `

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. l- H; G. N$ i3 P6 W: |In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
) F/ ?; J* P3 V8 G$ b9 |+ s/ ?( ggets up and has his breakfast.  
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As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  / r, D, R- c& m4 B
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She replies -  No.  
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& g. _/ n+ K0 I+ w* x( ]- X& KJohnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?
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* B; ?% o. q& V- y! FHis  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.
8 u" B% i: t" R2 E8 ZJohnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
2 y  `1 m( g/ p1 [/ m& U2 tAre Paul and Mary up yet ?9 z& U& ~7 f$ M' K' a" y! p& P/ L
She replies - No.- a- P. K# h6 ]; `: M. r* o' y1 d
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  4 ~+ L" x$ F3 ~# e- S7 P
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..
4 O! }0 R6 [: p, p7 GAfter school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -
, L" P5 v( w9 {Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
3 D# r5 C/ k5 S# {) B. Q7 QHis mom says -  No.   
* Y$ o$ c+ `" F0 {He asks - Do you know what I think ?  
4 ~+ N5 I& B8 S* [' k% d0 P8 aHis mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think; y$ F5 b: ^7 Q) o7 ~4 \
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
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