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The Wedding Night

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发表于 2009-10-5 15:09 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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Paul and Mary got married But couldn't afford a honeymoon.
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For their first night together.  - ~' z( y  v% b0 Q/ N8 d

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In the morning ,Johnny - Paul's little brother -
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/ u! t; P1 `- M* g4 P" Q) ]As he is  going out of the door to go to school - he asks his mom If Paul and Mary are  up yet.  6 f4 M+ M6 k5 \
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She replies -  No.  
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Johnny asks -  Do you know what I think ?+ p4 ~! C4 j# ~- N

/ j" U& I2 I/ _His  mom replies - I don't want to hear What you think ! Just go to school.1 ^. P$ J! G5 j/ ]- F3 {/ K7 K  Y
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom -
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She replies - No.+ T: H% q) P0 s! D6 t4 F4 n$ u& E' }
Johnny says -  Do you know what I think ?  . H4 T# k5 D9 F0 E
His mom replies -  Never mind what  you think ! Eat your lunch and go back  to school ..; B) \8 C# R# J' _
After school -  Johnny comes home and asks again -/ [8 U* m2 b  M' ~
Are Paul and Mary up yet ?
$ q+ z5 |% K. ?: p4 p) HHis mom says -  No.    3 g+ C, L8 ?3 ^1 ]2 I* p+ @
He asks - Do you know what I think ?  " @4 T5 ]/ p3 Q: u" p
His mom replies - Ok -  now tell me what you think1 d7 T4 W$ m* X2 V$ z+ p
He says - Last night Paul came to my room for the Vaseline and I think..I gave him my super glue.
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发表于 2009-10-7 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
bullshit
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发表于 2009-10-12 13:01 | 显示全部楼层
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发表于 2009-11-13 15:22 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
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