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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
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the other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English9 ]! f. ~( I& p4 y0 {1 x, C
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
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# B* J, y+ Z- A0 n) e; LIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ k" t. Y" N; v2 Ztroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to& m7 B$ v: ^! Z3 c7 \
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.2 x1 V5 b0 a" B# W- Z

0 E5 I, Q0 K# sGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always9 C! M( u* j+ W
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
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1 \. G5 U" Z1 N) ?# [, fBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
$ d2 b9 I- i2 M, {"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and0 \6 Q8 v/ a5 z5 C1 ^! q  Y( `- w
after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl., c4 e! c0 F6 ]8 T. C: u% G
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Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu- H* E5 t. t7 t1 d/ c/ [
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.; Q: Y% |3 j8 f- B$ W2 n
Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:: O: f( S) O2 Q  A: ]
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
理袁律师事务所
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
  E, F; m8 P1 A* ]8 ]3 Msuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

, V' S5 z/ e; s9 Z( L# M/ M2 mdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.' z/ V2 X: @7 u. V! ^7 K

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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
3 X; m) s- J# w; E; V! [don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.  T% s7 G+ g5 d6 F. z+ {$ Z6 x

7 k5 I" V1 x1 ~# y[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
4 Q- a1 ^% i  F6 ^+ `! j这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火" z& t6 v7 K+ E3 H' S: b" k) a$ ?
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
: E; c' Z$ I! j" N+ ]) {. R! a你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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% U9 T3 w- Z3 H+ B4 b- T焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
) v2 I; @& H8 J6 t惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火2 e: s: E8 }7 `8 p8 r3 |
好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:6 `0 I- X  u, Y; {! y
路过,让你们看看我的波
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