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发表于 2005-6-30 14:45 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will- j2 ?  x& I! A, ~
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was# g9 w- g8 L$ K# U6 H/ u
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English" ]# F9 P2 y& H" g& ^
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
8 K( u3 Y0 k( h( C/ V/ H' Dplan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".& ~) w' g7 v; X; Z2 y9 A
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In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make6 {5 s& y* b3 o! V' n7 x
the sivil servants jump with joy.. ?. x5 v0 C& W2 b) ~' a" c( m/ S6 l

1 ?9 C7 H0 \. t4 u: d* eThe hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
8 G$ G" v; \6 ?0 J! r% Okonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.8 ~# Q; y8 H3 V3 ^2 P  G
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
5 ?, n- O5 z7 O( dtroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like7 M( W5 P1 Q  L4 n5 K7 ?$ }
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to/ f$ h( r" W( N  W3 W2 x* w
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.$ h7 ]" ?0 Z3 w5 t' k) c
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Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
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1 [2 b2 V9 {0 YAlso, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is; n: `. v) j$ p# R& P3 W
disgrasful and it should go away.6 M, q$ b/ y. _& Y4 k) O3 l9 w, u
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By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with& Q/ i& Y8 U% [9 _# z
"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
. X; N4 B& `0 M, c* Tafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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! z# c1 G# q8 ~1 W% U% jZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
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Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:48 | 显示全部楼层
:lol:
3 E6 f6 }, F9 S. [还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.
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发表于 2005-6-30 14:59 | 显示全部楼层

oh my gosh!

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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发表于 2005-6-30 15:06 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:6 @* |# T5 E  B) Y7 s
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me
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don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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发表于 2005-7-1 15:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:2 V6 Q' u9 @9 J( Y
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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4 }) m7 Y5 T& S               Y  r so cute!
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 19:19 | 显示全部楼层
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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发表于 2005-7-1 20:16 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:22 | 显示全部楼层
你想到什么了?? ;)% D; t% y- ]  {( V* _3 D% \) t
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:- H7 w, S. S: m) R' S. h8 O
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦
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 楼主| 发表于 2005-7-1 21:25 | 显示全部楼层
惨啊,没车,不能去看焰火
$ r$ b2 {6 M2 Z3 z$ J9 I好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
' F9 ^( a+ X9 U5 L  U你想到什么了?? ;)
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发表于 2005-7-1 21:28 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!7 N6 M0 p! t- }' S+ {) X

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
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好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:
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发表于 2005-7-2 19:56 | 显示全部楼层
Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:6 H# h+ N) Q/ R" R1 o4 \
路过,让你们看看我的波
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