欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
! a8 B5 H: q; Y4 |8 k& ?; P  Gthe other possibility.
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As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".
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2 l0 X5 u3 X) dIn the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
$ i0 o) g7 ~& rthe sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
4 C5 L9 A" \2 S  o$ m/ H8 jkonfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
3 i$ A. K7 S) t/ E( w2 I  b7 rreach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
9 K) L5 `7 }9 P& Gben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
" X3 Z" g* y( }9 fdisgrasful and it should go away.

! O3 O9 A& C4 T- x+ MBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
" M' e9 a5 e7 @$ x& {) ~5 F4 q, I8 ?6 @"z" and "w" with "v".

+ B6 ?5 F* o2 z0 VDuring ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
$ x- k! _, S+ z: mafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.
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+ O& ~5 R( F# \, I0 F- j. ^+ q3 pZer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
" n4 u: V# O: L% lunderstand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
8 G+ t) r$ K0 M/ z/ u$ z! U8 ^Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
forst plas.
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If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

# Q6 r1 ?# {, t2 `- ^: L5 ]don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
don't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

[ Last edited by 三思 on 2005-6-30 at 04:08 PM]

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
( A% p$ P, r' ~& z+ p( ]好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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% F9 _7 ]; y  |! N% Y焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!

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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
3 z( [. ?# ~0 ~% M0 z0 s* e1 Q好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
- N1 G' @, u4 J& X; w7 }# e路过，让你们看看我的波

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