欧洲英语改革

一直很笨

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will
be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was
the other possibility.

. z  S+ y. @' L6 x- s& w3 R0 AAs part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English
spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5 year phase-in
plan that would become known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make
the sivil servants jump with joy.
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The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up
konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.
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There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
/ ]4 a. _2 n8 t0 P" s' r* Atroublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 20% shorter.
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In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
6 D2 A( U" o% I' F) L3 X, @8 {reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
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9 I; `, C1 O8 W; p" E2 |5 bGovernments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always
ben a deterent to akurate speling.
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Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is
disgrasful and it should go away.
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4 q- h! J' S9 X' X+ S) xBy the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
! b' n% r# b  t1 t6 d"z" and "w" with "v".
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During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou"and
1 U2 V6 _/ p9 |6 j- z) Qafter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu
understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.
$ {% Y7 [( }# E! ~: WUnd efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze
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  N9 @9 n! [8 M( g; ZIf zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

三思

:lol:
还别说,看懂了最后一句,我还有懂法语德语的感觉了.

多伦多的小绵狼

such changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

三思

Originally posted by 多伦多的小绵狼 at 2005-6-30 03:59 PM:
6 ?  F' X# l& X3 c& y# Osuch changes wil absolutly kil som gys lik me

% B) C0 X, A( a9 vdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.
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小叶子

Originally posted by 三思 at 2005-6-30 04:06 PM:
! @# Q( U" E% u- D' N' jdon't wory, you pic it up cuit god.

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一直很笨

这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

讨人艳

想起了小时候流行了一阵子的简化字。。。结果天下大乱。。。又硬性改了回去。。。

朱顺顺

你想到什么了?? ;)

Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 08:19 PM:
这个坛子的id真是越来越诱人啦

一直很笨

惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
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Originally posted by 子菲鱼 at 2005-7-1 09:22 PM:
你想到什么了?? ;)

朱顺顺

mental picturing是你自己先开始的哦! 跟我无关! :cool:
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焰火年年放啦! 你已经不错了, 偶今天整天都呆家看书, 哪儿都没去呢!
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Originally posted by 一直很笨 at 2005-7-1 10:25 PM:
+ D' ~) q1 `0 X3 j4 k! G: `, a) G惨啊，没车，不能去看焰火
+ h! [6 g7 x% c- f& J9 t; v( t0 y好在从你那学会了mental picturing:cool:

三思

Originally posted by 波霸 at 2005-7-1 07:48 PM:
+ X. r, m+ K+ a路过，让你们看看我的波

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