A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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( Y. P4 z8 c8 ?( [' o0 z, jHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
7 ~" R9 J' |9 H$ L5 WI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
; k# V* A$ W( t$ a4 V+ wVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

0 @8 ^% t$ }: m% N* ~2 R( B7 pThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

4 Z% {! X" i' p6 t2 r; LDear Pop,
: ^4 D4 }. r2 q5 R2 M0 V2 F$ h& R( sGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
( G2 U1 i4 J: y7 e) x/ A) F3 N8 JLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了