A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

! ?7 L* D2 |' f: G# gHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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9 x: y" g) s$ L' @  \" s2 XDear Vincent,
' v$ W3 M8 g  z" M1 ?I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa
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( B& r: {! {- d. e) AA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
- F. v5 ~, }- h" |" v0 z  TDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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& ?& O0 I; X( H. x+ y' `' A1 ]! ?At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

  n% j2 E2 b1 M5 I* CThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
+ Z. b  S+ ]) l  Y6 j8 j1 u4 p2 Z0 MGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
) D% Z) w" y! {& u. b. E* uLove you,
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雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了