A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

2 j1 _" U$ K% _9 j& j4 n' q" kHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
5 e  a7 T  b' ^8 }4 V. D# _# HI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa
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) _% A8 v' @7 X/ v0 z3 B: YA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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  ^4 q1 G- ~% ?Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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Vinnie
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: S& z- Z9 R) S9 f$ x; A% b) mAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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$ g3 P4 B3 r0 o  y0 gThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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0 {* [7 U& @2 qDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
- f( R; o6 o3 U& q% }Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了