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propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

, {, |8 t2 B; E" e6 w" @3 HDear Vincent,
* [; w1 s# ^- z4 [# w4 XI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa
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! f6 B( ~$ k: v( R# iA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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/ Q' p5 f" t+ w9 V9 O9 eVinnie

# w, x) P9 z/ O/ U- fAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

# [+ ]) ?* ~4 j' S4 G- C  u) uThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了