A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

( w5 e# h/ n! y  ]& ]# |His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

7 \# D2 P6 X7 M+ Q3 N) ]Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
( W9 w/ ]# {4 D& _, s$ RPapa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
9 k5 S' q! A7 O. U2 v. JDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
" i! f3 _% P( M1 T  sLove,
Vinnie

3 c! g: p8 r8 K  Y( kAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

, B( c) b7 g6 S; zThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
- e5 u4 o' |( h3 ^: o5 KGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
* {' x3 |. Y% E7 N7 nLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了