A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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: E1 k+ d$ [. b+ ~' N, [6 oHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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5 v0 L) H6 n  ?. y3 KA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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) J, n9 J5 l- Y% Z2 P/ u+ aDear Pop,
) f( x. f. A1 j2 O/ `Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

9 l  ~4 T: v3 f3 z/ P. iAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

0 L1 D: y& t4 {That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
- P/ x- S" |+ d( |0 s. w$ iGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了