A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

, }6 s% u; i* o/ ~' fHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

: D9 v! @! `$ pDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
8 |- q) t% L2 h, K) sLove,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
9 O5 |' a- B+ w9 ALove,
Vinnie
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- @$ N% M$ h8 |" `5 o8 J1 ]At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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* B9 b6 w1 e  J& |. XDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
0 J- B8 \1 Q0 |/ ]9 Z$ zVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了