A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

) F2 G3 z" _& o5 ?& t6 @5 DHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa

/ y! k! T6 \0 l5 Q$ {$ m8 G, K% z1 q  nA few days later he received a letter from his son:

9 L$ O/ A# y7 V9 h8 T: E4 |Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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, s: P- X& {# j' H  u# `& M4 n8 |At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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; f6 z1 e; R. e) ^5 Z2 K- ?That same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
2 }2 M/ q- }, q6 x; m/ HLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了