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发表于 2009-11-15 16:37 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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) n* K' a* L1 |5 }- X$ a  \( GDear Vincent,5 M- X% K/ }7 z" B/ b/ z
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.4 [4 j. [( f  P. X8 S: i, |9 ^
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Papa
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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9 `4 o2 p$ P# g+ s" h1 x& [8 }, aDear Pop,- R# U- M. G: b7 o  L5 n' R+ ^
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son." u6 o  R& r4 ^/ Y& v

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- v& H# h1 @- [Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.6 u  g1 L2 I* {  c& U7 G# t) e0 C
Love you,5 l+ y( V7 F: `- t6 |
Vinnie
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发表于 2009-11-15 18:00 | 显示全部楼层
竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。
鲜花(77) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-16 12:26 | 显示全部楼层
这儿子太聪明了,但是,往往聪明反被聪明误。
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发表于 2009-11-16 18:21 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
记得以前有个笑话,两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里,结果FBI把活都干了
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