A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

1 X! Q4 }$ d$ \" Z8 dHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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+ D+ d# l! w) c* e" x2 p! e4 pDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
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1 v$ F3 z! v) E+ z' TA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
: g3 e, L" C# i; `* E' UDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
: L  C2 G4 {& |& z  q" l: \! ~. YVinnie
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$ R+ P+ r" K7 i7 e' z- z" q9 S$ ]At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

% ]1 d1 Q6 x% O0 fThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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6 p2 A0 j7 N( a, Z# gDear Pop,
+ C+ y2 y! s5 g. P1 {2 ?+ HGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
+ f' P8 j) Z2 X3 mLove you,
) R- e% Z1 W' C2 YVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了