A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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$ z5 a7 G3 F" p7 d! }8 j' s( q& qHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
3 Y* J; z1 g/ y6 vI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
4 V) C, D! E) g3 `1 v" PPapa
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- j8 `; N3 q& G* {4 w, S9 J: q/ EA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
0 X* o0 ]* n; ^5 J5 Z3 ?$ ?Vinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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; \" f! B2 b: t9 JThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

; x4 u) B5 p( P/ w. M: U9 C2 X6 E4 rDear Pop,
. e4 J- x$ V" U. x9 MGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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3 Z. u2 t) x# c0 [2 EVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了