A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

( g! O/ P1 D. gHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
4 {4 M' G7 U. ?' d  b) mI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:
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  [; J) g5 z0 j, c3 u8 LDear Pop,
/ u8 ~2 j" q6 n6 j: UDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
$ [/ p# k0 \' Q8 P; T- D6 fLove,
3 w/ y/ ?: w0 U9 c6 BVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

7 |  |/ W% l" j( G3 p5 j  d# A: WThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

- O- b- U# V% O6 ^) |2 t( vDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
, T" c. B5 N; P! _+ cVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了