A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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# \  I- o( M- \: RHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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( T0 H! F- u6 ^$ IDear Vincent,
$ k5 j3 N- p; k* Q1 Y# a2 pI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
9 p7 e$ V- D2 _( j9 X) TLove,
2 u6 q7 o4 X9 Z9 @0 l" H( cPapa

- b' |# s5 E- D  D' C  iA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie

! c4 A1 g8 h5 ~" D' SAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

! X1 L* h5 s* `' @" HThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
7 q" v2 }; m' n: @# r$ ]; Q; }7 ZLove you,
: l& w8 K- \( `8 WVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了