A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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( f/ C9 N2 J; d3 F" V) X' bHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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0 @0 c- \! p' t" o1 K/ r' {Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
7 R4 a2 i& _3 E5 t/ i, LLove,
Papa

7 j( r6 `7 h+ E; @% I* K% q3 z3 gA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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Dear Pop,
1 W9 l- i$ w% p2 TDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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+ b" c4 k$ \, I# f8 c0 \9 oThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
2 o9 ]6 v) Q/ K' K5 F1 L+ ^: ZLove you,
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雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了