A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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( i; x4 I$ B% K) A% i- o2 g+ THis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

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Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
$ V7 R7 G  V# v. ?  H/ c% rVinnie
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7 I2 m8 P2 r) hAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
+ x+ `( ^+ Q" |* R/ n) T' g1 ZGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
9 d% X& P% V8 F1 X( b% y/ mVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了