A great help

propeller · 发表于 2009-11-15 16:37

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.  b3 y- ^4 t" p1 v1 {
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,+ k! U6 z; n0 v& e7 H; |# b
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.) M- N. G9 y' B  w+ F- i" N
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Papa# N4 [# E4 J1 [  Z: x! T
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A few days later he received a letter from his son:3 |0 t3 F2 {9 q+ B7 W' [3 q
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Dear Pop,1 M& v) B1 F/ p+ a7 v! v% P
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.1 a1 r% Y% y8 S) k
Love,8 V" W& L: G* Y8 l
Vinnie) S7 {1 u& }- j( T6 h0 w5 y+ \" D3 ^
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.* x% g. h8 p1 c. X9 p. w. w: R" l3 R
Love you,
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雲吞 · 发表于 2009-11-15 18:00

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng · 发表于 2009-11-16 12:26

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman · 发表于 2009-11-16 18:21

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了

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