A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

. I9 k4 D5 a& Y+ t+ JHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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Dear Vincent,
" Q' d. {, m9 h  G7 T: D) x. VI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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5 z" A! G  P: G- F7 M" G% _5 I3 l' rA few days later he received a letter from his son:

! K9 \) d/ `8 u( `: qDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
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) Z8 O9 x9 v4 C9 b- W% P# vVinnie
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At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
. w" r7 Y! E) I, ZGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
% z9 @) e. h  `' }! RVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了