A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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; X: O5 R8 W' B% r# s: ~! X& CHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

+ Q2 n+ F0 t5 a; ^Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
* g: t3 I' C9 j* {8 R& C! rPapa
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5 e( Q& U' {: N" FA few days later he received a letter from his son:
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6 c% d7 E4 \3 Q# s7 f* f2 pDear Pop,
" O$ U5 q, Z& c  t4 L/ w& ^. iDon't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
$ S7 j% l1 v! ]- m6 Z# r& j2 d8 TVinnie
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4 v' U! R$ g. f/ GAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

% H5 S6 q; ]9 F$ C: F- nThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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Dear Pop,
( L/ @# p4 W# b6 y7 GGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
8 A& ]9 }* b( c! E, O9 gLove you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了