A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

( s5 \5 I$ E. X, v" R8 n! S. q: HHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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9 }: C7 M9 Q' d9 I7 S0 w/ FDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
Love,
2 ~0 p$ O) K4 t+ D2 h4 G' n& c5 J" jPapa
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* n. X2 G$ q- {4 X& dA few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
- v( n" J; t7 U  T8 z* l& B- E0 T7 ]Vinnie

  E. s, ]# U9 D" l- D5 m) _2 TAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
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$ W9 V# W* w2 O- L7 ^( L" mDear Pop,
* `6 v, E9 e/ v  X/ mGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
0 h: U- W: g- a6 ?Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了