A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
' G: H, ]% o3 j
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
8 n" {1 `0 N! d  p2 E) _4 o3 m; x% t
Dear Vincent,
: ?+ |# ~, H) K: r* ?# z  S# EI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
9 c* m. J- d/ e3 M- X, PLove,
Papa
  a* a' A: t) J1 j4 V9 d# R
A few days later he received a letter from his son:

/ n) I5 l, G4 C( _  k- jDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
( t/ H. x! \2 P% |. XLove,
# f( j0 T  i  H: w8 i+ bVinnie
" z( j! c$ g7 ~& d1 Y
At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
0 U" `  P' q7 v
* N. r7 m. ~' ^) @; o; fThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.
$ [8 M4 F1 B8 V. F* A" }
0 f4 Z- `( y0 V* s1 }Dear Pop,
5 B3 E$ C/ N# EGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
: p/ m# ?6 i8 W7 i/ kVinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了