A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.
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His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:
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0 D* G) n4 d/ tDear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
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Papa

( q( z" E2 ^3 R% J7 S0 _4 g# ]A few days later he received a letter from his son:

* O" S4 ^# W$ V4 \- T) K1 U  tDear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
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; s  v+ Z. k1 [0 I; Q) iAt 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.

: ~2 x/ V) G& R; NThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

0 V9 f( K2 [9 S+ g4 K  e! V# G+ v% B  iDear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
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Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了