A great help

propeller

An old Italian lived alone in New Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard.

% u9 Z/ a, a! B* H' eHis only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

5 a; d4 m6 E; q# P7 l9 ZDear Vincent,
3 r1 ^1 |1 e4 c* E& P- h0 aI am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days.
" l  O/ T* h0 i; V2 B( l! `Love,
Papa

0 {* r% e# a  `( v3 |7 eA few days later he received a letter from his son:

& f3 N3 u, s3 v! J+ B- m" JDear Pop,
7 h0 b! K" d% }2 O- G1 s$ }Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
' b9 o2 s) Q' d$ r% [6 T. lLove,
8 n% Y6 c- B! y, Y$ P# WVinnie

At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left.
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' P8 Y5 j. Q' W4 AThat same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Pop,
/ P: E  X  c: x* S( v+ vGo ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie

雲吞

竟敢戏耍专政人员。当心被躲猫猫。

Xbfeng

这儿子太聪明了，但是，往往聪明反被聪明误。

lastman

记得以前有个笑话，两个人忽悠FBI说有drug藏在firewood里，结果FBI把活都干了