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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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& `" ~& x. K0 W! k5 g- J& MA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"9 `4 x8 G) l2 @% l
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6 B6 S" c( H( e5 t& n. |The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out# y7 f+ V: |5 S
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.2 ^. [* l! l* U$ \2 B- t! @
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! O: [. [1 Y7 p; `2 U9 u1 |Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.: q3 ~) E4 L8 ~, f) u3 ?
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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, S: Q5 c; B0 G- i. w5 [As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us4 C1 c7 @/ v, G+ e
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, n" v P/ C: q8 A! _* O9 H
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:* @6 ?. N2 h; {% T1 |7 q! d) S
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You'll love this !
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* D2 p# o/ h! v% l0 {5 k'You have Male!' 9 O4 e1 k" `) F5 p, P! u+ `
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