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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
8 X! X( x( \/ c- S/ ?/ `anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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7 ^& [8 |9 a" nThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
! L3 Z; j1 E4 i+ ~We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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3 b/ s& w5 a, r [3 F' f# }: R7 p' XAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us# {5 n s3 S* z: }1 ?, ~
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
H8 m3 {% T* V. ]" \4 q7 Anine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:4 O/ v& K1 a0 J3 l, Y9 w# b
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0 E% M9 Z) [5 Y2 h .... Scroll down !
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+ V; X Z2 \2 P0 bYou'll love this !
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