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Wanna share a joke with you guys:5 W' C8 |# T4 A% V7 F' }7 l
, @$ \; V; `0 d2 p9 ]A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"8 d( ]5 ~0 t [0 U F4 e( @
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
& [6 P; z0 Q3 [# H# \) ~anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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# S3 l' O: H) O# a BThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.4 y Y( `, C9 s) L. R6 E, C$ d
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download" v" G8 q' @" T( `& t a+ c
from my hard drive.4 z3 g/ G7 D* Y, K' b Q2 o+ d |9 `
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us0 D) l5 _# g" h+ Y( z$ X0 T; z
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
3 d' ?. q/ k7 ?9 [2 \nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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