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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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0 V; F) O/ |* u# }" ^. zA little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out# z K8 j0 C6 S! v, r
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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7 p5 H5 s t; ?Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
. \5 F0 v4 G6 D- ~2 e2 KWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download0 q G+ ^0 x% }2 P( r# q
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
3 |) x' t# E' {3 q6 K* h& o+ Ohad used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
, n; L0 a, s6 c& F3 d) tnine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:2 S" L: ^2 O% {. _& C1 S
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You'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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