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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"9 I: T- y# O% @' H0 E
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out; \! L4 I9 i$ a f- N* ^" q
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.% c0 f& e' H6 ^
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.' Y' J4 N# ^" K
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download5 X$ H! l* J- ^& v+ c
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; \- O6 T8 Z" Q7 N4 I8 vAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us4 l, J. i2 F) M1 U/ W
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
2 S1 Y% C8 t# enine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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You'll love this ! # l6 e2 T' w$ S9 |3 j
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