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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
7 o- |9 y0 o* B% f# g, Panyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo." M x$ _8 j2 A% }3 Y3 i0 G
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" ]+ `6 m! \7 T! ~Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
* E s8 x0 h4 J7 q! ZWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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3 w' f( z/ ?8 H# oAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us& w& C! L, M/ P
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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% O/ z4 O7 t! y Z .... Scroll down !
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You'll love this !
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0 b4 z8 m- M/ _'You have Male!'
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