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Wanna share a joke with you guys:% e5 T/ o2 W8 \1 U) K. C# X9 w
( z: X* {) B; `' `A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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. f! e. j9 ^# \! q. ^- u2 [. oThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
$ {* t1 q* N( Z! E6 A- aanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.$ W( q0 u7 d( j, B1 P
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download p" T0 p( Q0 |) n: i. i. U
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w0 N0 @9 B' k+ G* B/ J- YAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us5 X& O0 }6 ?1 q
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,# N: y0 T5 u1 d0 I% P
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:$ G( n9 I1 `1 B+ P3 s7 |- m
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& U5 s7 Y5 \7 L4 F1 d, o3 |+ m .... Scroll down !
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'You have Male!'
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