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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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, Z) T% I3 n/ m3 k' d# F8 RThe father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
9 M- M( R) d( O4 aanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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) n, u) A3 U: g, d, v" K% _Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
0 Z1 P) k- {; D/ `We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download. o+ V% N" X" k1 b* }
from my hard drive.
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9 Z3 L1 @# l* F/ I7 qAs soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
, }4 Y( {% ~- B; f$ s5 ?had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,7 ]( W1 I7 R' k! C, e& }0 X% u8 f9 X
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down ! * d; F$ K0 `7 o2 V/ E8 t
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0 l; f# j8 L, N5 f# Z; j: p* |( kYou'll love this !
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'You have Male!'
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