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Dady, How was I born?

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鲜花(2) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:22 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"9 I: T- y# O% @' H0 E

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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out; \! L4 I9 i$ a  f- N* ^" q
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.% c0 f& e' H6 ^

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Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.' Y' J4 N# ^" K
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download5 X$ H! l* J- ^& v+ c
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had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,
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鲜花(8) 鸡蛋(0)
发表于 2009-11-25 14:30 | 显示全部楼层
哈哈,这个教育好
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发表于 2009-11-25 15:31 | 显示全部楼层
I reread it,still so funny
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发表于 2009-11-25 23:01 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队 追求完美
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.
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发表于 2009-11-27 19:44 | 显示全部楼层
funny
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发表于 2009-11-29 23:55 | 显示全部楼层
4# lastman
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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-9 16:38 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
I reread it,still so funny$ C5 v" \# T$ p! u) v, \3 e  w9 P; x
有影无踪 发表于 2009-11-25 15:31

" f7 b* H/ X) r0 l Wish we all have fun everyday.
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发表于 2009-12-9 21:53 | 显示全部楼层
this one is good and educational. though it may not be a better result,but, it would be worse  if any viruses involved the process.. @! w, Y7 L# r" s6 H
lastman 发表于 2009-11-25 23:01

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 楼主| 发表于 2009-12-10 04:45 | 显示全部楼层
老杨团队,追求完美;客户至上,服务到位!
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