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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out
0 r0 Z0 E% |% T" oanyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
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& `8 D* c2 _) M& w$ M% {Then I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.: A. l' G) h }, f" y
We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download& D; ? D! a: @$ f: N6 j
from my hard drive.! `6 `5 G' e: R4 s% c+ `" B
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us
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& ?- H3 T$ y5 T9 m) i# ]! Y5 ?- i+ Snine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:# O* W4 y/ Q d3 D+ H
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$ L+ T8 a- ^) @ .... Scroll down ! & o; e; V G3 Q
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- B! U @2 n9 B5 L9 ?You'll love this !
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; B5 P S' G0 L$ q, p9 M! `'You have Male!'
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