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Wanna share a joke with you guys:
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A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"
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; c0 B1 r" c" `The father answers, Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out: ~: A; i$ h& G4 p, j& e8 ~
anyway! Your Mum and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo./ J* X0 C$ U \- a* _- W5 |
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# ^. b$ e: D& TThen I set up a date via email with your Mum and we met at a cyber-cafe.
2 ]: F2 g; l8 s3 X1 OWe sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download
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As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us; e" [0 s. M" z3 j7 I
had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button,) k8 M; q( ]5 ]# j1 S8 E
nine months later a little 'Pop-Up' appeared that said:
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.... Scroll down !
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You'll love this ! % U4 }# Q: h9 K# o, j* M: b
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'You have Male!' $ Y/ d$ w7 u6 i; j+ D9 F
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