Problem

l8eac

A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this."

"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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2 s& q% Y9 N( f2 m  `/ E"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away."
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: T8 T  p+ P: h1 D" o' N; U"My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you."
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The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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. {& ]/ P+ |( X8 W3 x9 l; K0 E( D; J" A"So, what's your problem?"

! b& E# g; j) ]9 B+ O"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."

lastman

what a fat lier this guy is