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发表于 2009-11-30 14:04 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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A man walked into a therapist's office looking very depressed. "Doc, you've got to help me. I can't go on like this." # }2 \5 `6 V5 c+ R! q- Q

% o6 r( q) P1 {6 C$ _, s"What's the problem?" the doctor inquired.
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"Well, I'm 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem to scare them away." ! ^) l1 W7 E0 E

; }0 G6 [5 q0 `2 r/ c5 b% ~5 G- ["My friend, this is not a serious problem. You just need to work on your self-esteem. Each morning, I want you to get up and run to the bathroom mirror. Tell yourself that you are a good person, a fun person, and an attractive person. But say it with real conviction. Within a week you'll have women buzzing all around you." 7 K- S' F5 _; ^* ^

& e6 R) M) W% Y& ^7 ~The man seemed content with this advice and walked out of the office a bit excited. Three weeks later he returned with the same downtrodden expression on his face. "Did my advice not work?" asked the doctor.
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! e! g. k1 [. d* H0 ^6 L"It worked alright. For the past several weeks I've enjoyed some of the best moments in my life with the most fabulous looking women."
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"So, what's your problem?"
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"I don't have a problem," the man replied. "My wife does."
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发表于 2009-11-30 18:58 | 显示全部楼层
what a fat lier this guy is
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