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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
' U6 O0 a" ]* w; D- k! V9 mTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.( {9 c! r; O2 W
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
$ F0 E$ W5 F- B P7 D" DCause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry., P7 ~* z3 \: H2 W. D( `
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
0 U, l. _6 ~ }' T% y3 l/ Y3 yWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.8 A6 ]: _7 o3 A2 H2 ^5 M
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori," r9 n' z4 `; i) m5 M* m
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
0 J! r1 L* X1 ^. _$ T9 M; JFrom the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,# n' U5 e; @* C s# `$ A
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.' `& ~* F( h6 |: Z. f
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,2 s- H) q5 w+ e3 v
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
# h0 e3 u2 X! I0 y7 UDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',4 R3 R- E4 d! o/ C4 A
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden ., F# S$ h9 Q3 ~! s. [ l7 e
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,$ r' M" G" M! A; H
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
& z' O- v% K1 i) OShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
8 t( _$ M! n- b. f4 B4 [Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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发表于 2009-12-3 15:38
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