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Tiger s Holiday Poem2 T1 o& l* K! K* N/ M8 \, X
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house% [9 P. R, U- `9 P) N
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.+ \: c2 }: e: k5 ]) m+ b9 H
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
, D; D) l% s* |5 ~! n! }2 x; W3 ]Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
" g; t% V( r3 X6 ~- mHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
. t) Q- w1 g9 t0 J8 gWoman after woman stepped up and confessed.2 f9 J# H& w3 q7 E5 x$ ~7 ~
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
; U' s3 D, z& s9 g9 h; S6 ~With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.. E# B# N1 A6 K4 ~$ J- r" ~
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,6 l8 k- |( V& |* T
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.6 i3 O) _2 D! T7 r' w' h2 U1 x4 P
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,! \5 F1 t2 z0 @, D* P: Z
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
]1 k/ E8 A, |% A/ |" n0 @1 m0 RDespite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',+ b/ U+ Y8 v$ L# J5 |" q
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .- D' j9 b w2 X6 E
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,7 g. A: S' H% j0 L7 @
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
( Q9 s" k5 M# }( W/ VShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
; ]5 O: O# E" u! l. j9 oHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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