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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
0 ?; O6 A( f7 _9 d$ JTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
; N8 w2 e0 d c. \% W6 O# h6 X+ TShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry," ?# H! P" O. m1 \
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
$ f* `5 k5 Y) S+ ^He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.1 ^. ?; e. t& r( @" L+ W& a9 O
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.) }. j8 k) e4 W9 Q
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,$ |8 u: r. B% t$ F
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.8 g* {$ M! Z8 |
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
/ }6 l6 f8 ^) LTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
3 i' E& W2 D0 Q Q6 f }With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
8 j$ M: _. S, R9 ~2 ]0 k- S1 \0 @When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.3 U- f: U& ~; V2 T& X' Z
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',8 T8 ]- D$ M* d) S! n
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
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"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid.", I5 T" O8 C3 D% V, I* F
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
+ C) V' z. V \, uHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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