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Tiger s Holiday Poem+ r% B/ P; ~- G4 Z
' s+ j/ r$ I: [. s; _; o {* tTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house3 F* e$ E4 \; [6 b$ s
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.; ^2 p) \; D( o5 L, V
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,# K0 o' ~6 x& N5 ^$ j
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
* @- A$ S8 m% x% |0 Q5 c% d6 PHe’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.+ @8 Y" X# c. ^) w
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.0 @! P3 m1 L+ m& J/ l
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,) V1 l4 X8 k! ]) a
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.9 d# Q' m6 r3 p' X+ {) Q0 K; M
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
* f+ H1 e! y* a9 ^% rTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.. t( ^9 }; o/ }5 D
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,, q1 O( k2 R/ [2 w# Z7 @
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.3 h% q& O8 D7 y; z$ t8 Y/ a
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
! h0 U \) y% \( aTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
) d" {- {; a1 |" \, R& P; M zAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,0 b! N \* ]: h( r$ I) ]% R) t5 j
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
; n+ l+ V1 h, r5 C; q) BShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,( n1 B; K3 A2 K2 C
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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