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Tiger s Holiday Poem
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1 f4 B& M# M3 t) t1 Y4 iTwas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house0 s2 g4 M _# e- B2 ]; P
Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.8 w/ s( J, T0 j8 W
She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,
+ e: i$ a! X+ P8 \( r6 z9 `9 |0 |Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
0 {; ?1 x; @9 S. ^He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.+ d4 D* V0 _; w, T" ?- u- j
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.+ L+ F- v3 O# A" w/ z% l5 F
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,3 e/ o7 Z; {) `; @
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.
; k7 `5 R$ d3 P! {From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
. l8 t8 ^) _$ K, o n2 |Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
+ x# ]" c$ a MWith hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
2 p+ b5 Q" D+ x, ~When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.2 {# \2 E) K; F
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',& N1 D0 I- W4 D! \
Tiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .
$ y8 q$ g. ]: s6 n6 TAnd I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
: \7 n. T: R; X7 n p"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
0 _% I5 h/ q' W% z9 B2 Y( IShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
4 ~8 X3 m/ F: J7 t5 ?& H8 g& ~( uHer prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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