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Tiger s Holiday Poem' ?8 u2 h; V7 ~2 p' q' `
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Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
, `% ^+ z1 L$ Y& q& d" a+ K# dTiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse.
r. U# c, `: a$ r. l( I) u; ~' EShe wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,+ O. L: o7 x% E: `/ M& C
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.+ f; p. z8 N" C0 m1 e% d+ M7 A
He’d been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.
5 ~' W1 i: ^' J: D: z& {$ P) |Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
' U I# n7 G3 p. k& i& vHe’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,7 I6 Z& c) U6 O* E8 j
With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.% `# @' X4 p7 L5 J6 l4 @
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
$ a* y- e& e6 W( |" I7 gTiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
/ |: w) @7 |7 W6 i( P( S) ?With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,) a, g. J; Z: D
When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.
) G5 f6 k) y/ c" r! ~ G. \Despite all his cryin’ and beggin' and pleadin',
# {8 J5 Q. W( v; l; tTiger’s wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden .. p' \5 }! q! \: B3 p
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,4 [5 R0 R3 F0 W
"If you’re gettin' laid then I’m gettin' paid."
+ u- H# p5 V k @# A6 oShe’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,5 J+ T" j) {+ v
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year. |
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