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Husband of the year& l6 G+ B" a7 M' n7 ^
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The honorable
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The United Kingdom * P8 T v: ]# z
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* p# |9 T8 Q4 Z0 m) cfollowed closely by...
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m" ~0 d) Y5 o* iThe United States of America
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and then... . ^ D7 @$ ^: D' r
Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to...$ F1 Q) T1 e7 M0 N9 B) |' e
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Greece
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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$ f& m) k% U+ i; Wwas awarded to.... . _/ \9 m% Z% l; C5 M
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. 6 d# v, ?' r& q; l0 m% y
* n5 b, [ g$ V! N, U5 C9 fIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish., i2 \3 N; {+ m+ Q6 J# c& ?- a0 m
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
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9 B) _" v: u# J2 LWoman has Man in it;
7 h! I, B5 J7 u2 c, E: [9 jMrs. has Mr. in it;
, a3 F6 i: m+ jFemale has Male in it; 1 {; }1 q+ N9 |
She has He in it; / X M% D8 Q- `6 n: x5 @! I( k
Madam has Adam in it;
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- {& r' A5 S+ EOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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. Y( v0 j3 A; P% E a D0 zI never looked at it this way before:
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$ I, i$ N8 w, ]/ }6 ^7 ]$ }Ever notice how all of women's problems start with4 Y3 O( b+ D3 M% q; ~: n
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% O" Z5 B- z* o7 U8 a6 KMENtal illness
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4 K+ s; y' ]* Q! S/ B+ NMENstrual cramps
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MENopause 6 u2 V* f7 a; v& m; s2 s
GUYnecologist 2 f% V# D! R, ^
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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