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Husband of the year6 r* q) o! I- P& v( ~2 a* V/ G
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The honorable
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# Q, g* e. i& Q \& J! H/ N [8 mThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by... 0 I8 T# G$ r4 @4 N: ` l! @- X
0 k) i! k' [" G: P. Z0 K, lThe United States of America
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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...9 t. d$ H# \9 P/ C
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( {* W; X8 l& z) ^" s# YGreece ' B4 M0 y, M# E4 O; D7 o9 P% D$ U
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it was very very close but the runner up prize & t* I x& \. G& W
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was awarded to.... 1 o: D( Z' k( P, U9 P
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. ' Q2 w# Z3 P3 `! v& }6 B
1 [, |0 L' n9 GIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 5 S, B$ c* J: Z! |6 v7 T6 @- j( g- }* I
holding her hand....5 [ p$ E4 M! t5 r2 A- A) O
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Woman has Man in it;
9 W# L& i8 a9 S. [Mrs. has Mr. in it; 9 O5 x/ P& W; j$ @+ c; V/ l) k
Female has Male in it; , E2 {, Q+ {1 u! O
She has He in it;
: L7 \2 E5 j7 j" k7 S' NMadam has Adam in it; + J$ J' A H' _$ B0 y
$ e: O5 O8 e! O: K: [7 S$ V, yOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now... % X5 T# X& S" s3 e- W: d- t2 Q5 k. W
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I never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal breakdown & `! \8 ?9 _0 L2 ^6 @. a
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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# n1 p. T& C) T+ {- m- Z% L, v+ h6 k" DRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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