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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:
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5 J* {( V" i Z, y1 u) X, bThe United Kingdom : \' [3 y+ G7 m& g6 P( R
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& S7 k* C+ O( O5 E. zfollowed closely by... , `. h4 ^$ v! C
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Poland9 ?1 J+ u5 F5 P& d& t) l2 I

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but 3rd Place must go to...+ x) [; f( _) n5 m
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Greece
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- `* m/ c6 Q$ ]: M( z1 v% h/ i$ C6 p5 [it was very very close but the runner up prize 6 M' {* o8 R$ i' q0 I% ]) I/ F% }
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was awarded to....
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2 ^$ K9 U/ ]/ g# S& z1 Q) bbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.+ P/ w" ^7 d2 E) _1 {: v q
. e) V6 H, C" DThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even ) A2 a$ z# M" n
holding her hand...., Y( [" t; H4 A/ ^0 ?; @
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* M' D- k- v; s+ OWoman has Man in it; 3 ?' S. Q2 L: T' n
Mrs. has Mr. in it; 4 O/ R- l9 _' P! S
Female has Male in it; & Z: z+ f5 B$ h- H
She has He in it;
$ D# l4 X0 k |4 }Madam has Adam in it;
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/ X4 n/ f! |6 ^8 R$ ^Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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# h9 W2 ?: \1 R5 }' X+ xI never looked at it this way before: z3 }% z( h( ?; d
2 ^& [0 E- j1 o$ K8 g. oEver notice how all of women's problems start with4 i; _& ]. Z5 i% D
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MENstrual cramps + x5 ]2 O0 e" W+ g: f! f
MENtal breakdown
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GUYnecologist
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. ! R3 [; B% Z+ w9 @4 m) t" y& j
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Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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