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Husband of the year! T% P/ R9 K8 t. e' O# j2 ~$ M
awards
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mention goes to:- i9 f! h" K! \* n
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The United Kingdom 7 o+ z/ }$ v8 j! s3 ]- Y" \
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: u9 _2 [5 s: X/ Tfollowed closely by...
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The United States of America
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Poland
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but 3rd Place must go to.../ R4 M1 e$ n0 p% \
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Greece
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" A9 u$ s- m3 P0 k3 |it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... . A9 s' x7 V, s9 ~- u
Serbia. ]/ ~6 \' D" Q7 T! c4 ~+ B& \2 B! N
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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`6 S+ v" |6 f& m8 D9 G; ^# y+ TIreland.Ya gotta love the Irish.7 {1 Y$ f3 K; x5 E8 f/ r# x# v
4 T9 K. d$ S# x8 S1 V0 }* qThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 8 j7 K4 O# M' c- R( n
holding her hand....
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' f& h, t! r$ H6 t0 ~( D, h$ jWoman has Man in it;
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1 q! o- d/ ?- UFemale has Male in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: 0 i% {) y3 [2 M6 ~* u
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MEN? ( P, R4 p `3 I3 E' o
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GUYnecologist
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AND
7 x/ K4 w6 w& C; ?" |* c: A ?When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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