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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:5 L/ |* h% D) f4 V( | |- o
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The United Kingdom 4 ~4 x7 x# O5 E1 T7 o- E
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# w$ t8 i7 d. V* e; gfollowed closely by... % Y. X* T6 Q; {) l3 S; l
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The United States of America / s1 ^- L) o4 |9 Z" a

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and then...
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but 3rd Place must go to...
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it was very very close but the runner up prize / p, U# A; T+ h* }* Z v
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was awarded to.... 1 a, b& E$ T, ?" s3 @9 Z( |6 k
Serbia
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0 Q7 A5 e/ D; `( h8 fbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish. F5 |; ]- W: e2 s' u! u
9 W9 N- d# K' ^: Z9 HThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
7 v# q! [6 t! T: a7 H9 Uholding her hand....# j) m; j' F$ ^; B# f3 B
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Woman has Man in it; $ I& Q& M* }8 ]( n# Q& y; F
Mrs. has Mr. in it; $ x. d P p, s" Y
Female has Male in it; : c4 h3 X$ f% [; R+ e) r
She has He in it;
% \! y7 A( ^$ a9 R( m1 s i/ cMadam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... 1 l0 k( B! h/ \. v4 Y; b' Y
; \4 d& Q0 e/ H' n# ^; w3 {. qI never looked at it this way before:
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Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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" S0 n) B1 \5 ?5 yMENstrual cramps
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GUYnecologist 4 k" j) U1 B( n8 a6 j5 R1 C" ~
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy. ( g; j: _. b0 `
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You) z2 u+ ~+ l8 g/ y# j
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