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mention goes to:2 K- n9 A# @: b2 ?+ w( J
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' h+ \* @! Z: n& lThe United Kingdom
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followed closely by...
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The United States of America m) T7 E3 E, N

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! V: u0 Z# z2 q- F* h& c; Tbut 3rd Place must go to...1 T* ?/ m- o" f( ]1 L( u. M, ^
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) T# t# k# z& i3 @; h8 t. iit was very very close but the runner up prize ! w g+ Q. |4 S7 \) Y( v$ i
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was awarded to.... 7 Y' @& h" d3 F
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3 M; d3 N7 r: Lbut the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is. % p% H( m3 {5 ~5 t& n
K6 b* X" c0 X& [Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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The Irish are true romantics.look, he's even 9 f3 W8 Q! K0 S% `$ {3 h# a
holding her hand....6 B* _4 l. ]: i" ~6 Y7 {
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- R! \' i ^9 UWoman has Man in it; & a, M/ `& V# ]& B) U8 W" r% L
Mrs. has Mr. in it; ; p/ B8 R% ]* Y2 g% x) u) a
Female has Male in it;
/ c" E( x4 Q0 s/ Y6 bShe has He in it;
' M/ z2 @2 U+ z4 _6 D% T5 \* {Madam has Adam in it;
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... / _, {5 T7 R7 S; z. N
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I never looked at it this way before: 0 Y* U+ Q$ d" M% ?& j( j1 Y
# B8 j9 v! h {- fEver notice how all of women's problems start with
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F( V/ [! Q8 p' ?- n2 ^7 M" `$ r! SMENtal illness9 K' E/ A8 o9 v, F3 X. j
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MENstrual cramps
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MENopause ! l+ E" S. h" I
GUYnecologist * K" v+ L* \' i( Q. E0 x- z3 Q
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When we have REAL trouble, it's a.. HISterectomy.
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Remember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You
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