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Husband of the year
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mention goes to:6 X. x3 e( g5 Y7 b; v
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The United Kingdom
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3 p6 y3 [) ]7 Ifollowed closely by...
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The United States of America % Y- |) l* Q: m+ A8 R
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and then...
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: p }# `( n! Dbut 3rd Place must go to...
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it was very very close but the runner up prize
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was awarded to.... 0 J/ [: x- ]9 m- I
Serbia
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but the winner of the husband/partner of the !year is.
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2 F- D3 {" Y# F, ^Ireland.Ya gotta love the Irish.
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6 j$ i# |* b2 p# c: O* PThe Irish are true romantics.look, he's even
% m' [: o; J0 K4 z% d5 Tholding her hand....
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Woman has Man in it;
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8 ]- M: O X" c( [8 n# i8 h, `9 }. tFemale has Male in it;
' ?0 C( k9 g' V5 L& L- `0 zShe has He in it; 3 D# `% n0 L) v# I: g- z* Q
Madam has Adam in it; ) i; P2 @! M% V9 K: I
! i% K% ^) S- b, p0 ZOkay, Okay, it all makes sense now...
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I never looked at it this way before: 6 z! j4 Y& x' G+ Z- q& {* d5 P$ |, I4 O
, n2 c% v" O4 a" C" |Ever notice how all of women's problems start with
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MENtal illness
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MENtal breakdown
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AND
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& t+ i% \4 G+ v! [5 x% ]- A4 PRemember You Don't Stop Laughing Because You0 i% T3 K3 t, p" @6 Z! X1 |
Grow Old, You Grow Old Because You Stop Laughing |
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