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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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# A- J5 ^' l6 z* W8 Q# g7 k"Mary... Mary...." , B( x) N d" w
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"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 8 Y, F" J8 P# a
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"What is it like?" 3 ^/ B& S% K/ ^/ f
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " : W8 E6 A1 Q$ W. Z6 r8 |
* d8 j O6 R8 F. G8 c"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 0 U& C6 Z" a* \$ f# L: y
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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