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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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+ v( P+ O- b( f4 S- L" o"Is that you Fred?" . X4 x* }- P5 J7 C9 w' n P8 Z
: T; e- d. n6 P: S* }3 ]"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." 6 G5 ?& \ J+ [" m
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " h0 d3 y- ^. g3 `! p
9 c5 ?5 e1 P, v: @"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." - D' a' f( ?; M! r6 i6 Z
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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