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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 0 i6 ^& N/ M7 B @6 S6 P2 x
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"Is that you Fred?"
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4 I4 m7 ~4 L; i% E"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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! f7 D( ^9 Q+ Q' s* ["What is it like?" 3 j( u' o3 }6 N7 v U! T: m: r
! `: v/ F6 B0 M* @. v"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ; e; I! d. n6 i% E0 g( n' x
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." . M! M3 h$ c' V, }+ r! W
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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