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| A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 8 D; \1 Z. F, ^/ j+ [, _* ~5 w; T7 M 
 : a9 Q* S- u1 j  e( S' l"Mary... Mary...."
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 "Is that you Fred?" 2 l: Y" L: q4 H: y. b
 
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 "What is it like?"
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 "Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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 "Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." " j) d2 D8 E+ [
 
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