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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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0 D o7 ~* n$ q0 G"Mary... Mary...." , ]$ Z. s7 L7 B/ r( S
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"Is that you Fred?"
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( v0 |/ l) L7 c+ r- p& v6 P3 o4 E"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." * s* A6 e7 P2 h* A1 Z! U k
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"What is it like?" 9 I, D) R% G. [6 Y( H) g
) d' W) @, a) k" L1 @ H"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " & N J6 }, ~4 S$ [$ I: @: b
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." 6 V1 U6 i. @6 ?' S9 l2 V$ V
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