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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. 8 D; \1 Z. F, ^/ j+ [, _* ~5 w; T7 M
: a9 Q* S- u1 j e( S' l"Mary... Mary...."
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"Is that you Fred?" 2 l: Y" L: q4 H: y. b
, I. M$ m$ S8 _5 A# P, z W"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." $ _4 \$ H0 V; ^) ]' w; K
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. "
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." " j) d2 D8 E+ [
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