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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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3 f3 z2 T. y2 q& Z! @3 j% ?"Mary... Mary...."
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; m9 Q8 Y4 P. N"Is that you Fred?"
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) {8 X4 ^( u) _$ ~) h"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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( y4 b3 L8 m" }$ `3 p2 [( Y"What is it like?" 1 C: B0 a. G2 g9 Z; O
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " ) y0 \( T$ L- O& K/ N Z
) |. F' g" O( a5 i"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." , M A) f% x( N: o* o+ i" p
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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