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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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8 C* T# W* D- \9 M2 U5 l E* B"Mary... Mary...." 3 d# J1 ]9 n& m7 Y. y+ q* Z
5 N. Z0 X9 J3 |, n7 c"Is that you Fred?" 1 s6 k9 W9 e& M$ w z+ ~7 x* a
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." * u+ s! y# q+ }8 k: k
& e F' B7 w: K3 t2 `. G7 {"What is it like?" 4 Z0 \5 i7 N1 M& M: t) j) H
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " / |+ c l) K: Y
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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