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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ) n; R7 l v ~- j# v
. j' P* _! D7 C0 [' O" ^1 D"Mary... Mary...."
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6 a2 m$ q- A/ R"Is that you Fred?"
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?" ) Z1 a o, }( H# d5 j) k2 W, x
; K- `* |9 s( f8 P6 @"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " - M4 C D$ q( W) O/ j
; a- _8 I5 E- c5 @: X7 x' P"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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