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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." " c/ e# f( {% H6 c8 e! X
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"Is that you Fred?"
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9 d$ E2 T, v; \, \0 ^! P"Yes, I have come back like we agreed." # z$ E& {$ ~7 x! Q. {" f: W
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"What is it like?"
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; [: y8 z+ }9 o. o! e"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 9 v+ x3 i9 Q7 y) l- V; T
6 X/ [) z$ D' K' c0 g2 J% ]"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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