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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
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"Mary... Mary...." 8 x1 }# \& e- ~& A( ^
" }; H- m) \& \! w$ d"Is that you Fred?"
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2 l( a4 L: \7 H- ?; L( {( v"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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: q* G2 q a/ V9 V+ x"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 0 V7 p" X6 J7 E1 a( T& s" q1 \& c
* `2 |* a' o5 H& }$ S"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven." ( i& w) D) H" F( ]) M" k- ~* ]; P
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发表于 2009-12-16 09:10
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