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A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. ! M6 H& e3 C# _6 g" B9 ^$ Q5 U/ ~
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"Is that you Fred?" " O P! B/ V6 h& T n6 ?
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"Yes, I have come back like we agreed."
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"What is it like?"
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"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bath in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again. " 2 \, x d# x, h. F
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"Oh Fred you surely must be in heaven."
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